I'm torn I really want cowboy to win, but if Tony loses he won't see a title shot for a long fucking time Why did the schizoid decline the Max fight which would actually lead to his well deserved title shot, but he was alright with taking a fight which only serves to delay it way down the road?
How would it feel to fight Tony? Jokes aside, even if cowboy does win he will have to work hard for it. How would you feel in the lead up? You see all of the crazy training vids he's made, you see how well he adapts to pretty much any situation, see his unhinged mental state and a lifestyle completely centred around the art of mma fighting. He heals faster than a normal human, he can strike from anywhere and is most dangerous when half heemed. Would you study him or just completely ignore him? fucking gnarly man, cowboy has balls for taking this fight and if he wins congratulations but I think Tony has far too many tools at his disposal.
Carter Hill
>UFC 242 arrives >everyone sighs and tunes in reluctantly to see a wrestlefucking >whats this >gladiator intro starts >thats weird >face the pain starts playing >goldie is back with joe for commentary >audience is full of shirtless white dudes drinking beer and covered in paint >khabib and max come out after a night of spicy heems sleepies and tappies >yamasaki is refereeing >tfw the JUST FUCKING BLEED era has returned >Khabib tries to leg hump Dustin but gets beaten unconscious within the first 20 seconds RIPPING ME INTO PIECES
I want to see khabibs face turned into hamburger more than anybody but do not fall for the diamond meme, he is a can they’re hyping up to pretend khabib lnp’d another quality win
>damage doesn't matter what else would you use to judge a close fight where even the fightmetric favored hendricks? 16/16 media critics judged it for hendricks aswell GSPeepee lost
Joshua Martin
Schrodinger's Cheater. Every single fighter is simultaneously innocent and a cheater at the same time. Only when they're caught by USADA can we even begin to approach truth.
Jaxon Martin
This is the Schmo, with the Pro Tony el Cucky Ferguson
Fighters who can BTFO Fhatbib >Tony >Gaychee >Gregor >anyone at WW Fighters that Duckbib will never fight >Tony >Gaychee >Gregor >anyone at WW
Ian Sanchez
it doesn't need to be perfect it just needs to be good enough to get rid of the obvious abusers, otherwise it would just be a drug league, whoever takes the most drugs wins
It is relevant, the baby is 50% white because of the Schaub genes and since my man is a beast you know the baby is like 99% Schaub and 1% his wifes DNA
Sebastian Edwards
I thought your line of thinking was cringe but this fight won me over. Absolutely based and correct
James Reyes
>fight i meant post. im watching heems so i got CTE confused
Brody Gutierrez
You need a cbd people code? Type in sclob at checkout that’s s-k-e-l-p at checkout
Tony wins by submission. Screenshot this. >check em
Anthony Cruz
Cowboy wins by knockout, transcribe this
Brayden Diaz
There's no way Ferg gets knocked out, he got a granite jaw
Anthony Rogers
>tfw GSP wanted to lose, so he can retire, but the referee wouldn't let him
Chase Reed
Other wrestlers try to get in full mount, while Khabib just stays in half and punches you. BJJ has issues with that. Especially when he fights hands 2v1, putting both of his hands to remove your one, and doing it before you can get up properly.
Really Khabib's team has developed a few novel moves on the ground, and the counter play hasn't emerged yet.
Mason Morgan
Thinking about getting Heem tattooed on my forehead or eyebrow
>Henry 's so autistically cringey he faked an injury to create some fake news
I simultaneously boy and unboy him
Adam Carter
It’s called trannying
Easton Walker
based and redpilled although saturday's card is pretty stacked
Mason Moore
>oh I agree, but I disagree What a CRINGE post
Joseph Martinez
Tony is finished.
Grayson Bailey
Al showed the counter. Give up your back, hand fight, get up.
Connor Rogers
>Al showed the counter. Give up your back, hand fight, get up. Conor couldn't pull it off, perhaps it was a fluke when Al did it.
Justin Diaz
is that what i said?
Joseph Cook
>I-is t-that.. Stfu u whiny bitch
Daniel Flores
It's over for him
Cameron Wright
make me
Xavier Perez
Why is it that 95% of the time when something annoying or retarded gets said it's by an American. Fuck off of this general you fucking degenerates
Joseph Cox
Well it almost makes me want to watch this stupid midget fight at least I hope he gets his skull fractured
Lincoln James
hey fuck you faggot nigger ass cunt
Adam Lopez
lmao no
Jaxon Hughes
cowboy will surely retire after this weekend.
Jackson Morris
He'll retire Tsperg for sure
Andrew Richardson
fucking swedes at it again
Aiden Reyes
I'm scared that if TF loses, he might do something bad with himself. He's too unhinged.
Noah Reed
It would be pretty shocking if he retired before then, so I agree 100%
Mason Carter
It's his family you should be worried about. The fucking lunatic's at serious risk of breaking their skulls with a lead pipe because the beetles in the wall told him so as is.
Easton Nguyen
how could tony possibly lose?
Justin Walker
Brutal heem when he tries to use his retarded meme rolls and rocky "tire them out with my face" tactics
John Lee
Tries to get in, impales himself on Cowboy's jab (this WILL happen), and doesn't recover (this might or might not happen).
Leo Cooper
>Cowboy >Getting any shots off when put under the slightest bit of pressure >Vs Tony >The walk towards you forever and punch you incessantly machine
Gabriel Young
Can't believe Conor is getting the rematch....
Charles Gonzalez
>a percentage goes to a cringy manlet and a ruski bird that most people won't even be watching SHANT be rewarding this
They're literally too afraid to do anything Goober is objectively a far better striker than Khabib but he got knocked down because he was far too busy shitting himself over a takedown than actually trying to fight Bumbib I can see someone like Gaethje just going in and banging
Leave it to the swedes to bring the spartan mentality
Eli Williams
KNOCKDOWNS >0 Tibau >0 Khabib SIG STRIKES >28 Tibau >25 Khabib TOTAL STRIKES >46 Tibau >33 Khabib TAKEDOWNS >1 Tibau >0 Khabib Yeah uhhhhhh khabib TOTALLY won that one uhhhh his uhhhh Octagon Control really swung it for him
Isaac Murphy
Bout' to go bust my chode to gwen stefani
Evan Diaz
Favorite khabib meme? For me it’s a tossup between >h-he lost to tibau >he got ROCKED by Michael Johnson dude!
Cooper Reyes
Anthony Ferguson
Brody Robinson
He won. You can talk about your significant strikes or whatever all you want but he has the W and Tibau has the L. Neither one finished the fight so either way my claim still stands
Jack Young
For me, the funniest Khabib meme is that he isn't a bum who got carried his entire career
>Bro like yeah sure i KNOW he lost the fight by all metrics by which fights are scored but Daddy Dana told me he won so I'm going to agree
Justin Robinson
Go rewatch the fight. Khabib was pushing Tibau against the cage all 3 rounds, all the time. The referee had to break them apart a few times, and every time Khabib just pinned Tibau against the wall again immediately. Tibau fought entirely defensively, and neither man did anything much, in a boring dull fight. However it was obvious, OBVIOUS that Khabib was leading. Reward the fight, and actually watch the fight, instead of listening to Joe Rogan's OH ITS OVER KHABIB IS DEAD commentary.
Look, folks, I study the fight game hard to come up with my opinions (which I call Facts due to their objectivity) and I have never once been wrong. I'm not mystic. I don't predict these things. I'm a scientist. I logically work my way to the endpoint of a rational train of thought. It's that simple, folks. Conor "The Notorious" McGregor is undefeated in rematches. He has never lost a single rematch in his life. Khabib, on the other hand, has not emerged victorious in even one single rematch in his entire career of almost thirty fights. Clearly, what points to ONE CLEAR FACT: Conor wins the rematch.
why does the Brit keep writing shitty fanfics around the clock?
put that effort into finding a real job, ya big fat dosser
Noah Thompson
OHHHHHHHHH HE'S ____
Landon Bennett
>going in and banging that's one way to get taken down in 10 seconds
Jason Diaz
a gypsy!
Aiden Taylor
Knocked Tony Ferguson out cold!!
Wyatt Hill
A peach bro straight up
Jose Cruz
ROCKED, KHABIB IS ROCKED BAD HE'S REALLY HURT KHABIB GOES FOR A SINGLE LEG, WATCH OUT FOR THE TAKEDOWN- OMG FLYING KNEE HES OUT HES OUT STOP THE FIGHT JUST. LIKE. THAT! OH MY GOD
Juan Lee
holy fuck do we have a great card this weekend or WHAT boys
Henry Edwards
this is getting sad dude
Brandon Howard
5 wmma LMAO
Caleb Butler
Incel
Jaxson Nguyen
CONOR MCGREGOR. IS. THE NEW. UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! WOOOOW Conor completely dominated from the start, Khabib just didn't have an answer for anything Lets look at the replace here Aaaannnd OHHHHHH DEVESTATING FLYING KNEE, perfect timing from Conor you could count to 100 and he still wouldn't make the count
Elijah Garcia
OUT. TONY WITH HIS MODIFIED D'ARCE CHOKE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
I'm pleading with you to stop this. I don't think I can take much more...
Adam Evans
OUT... OF THE CHOKE
Caleb Collins
Tony looking tentative here Every time Tony has tried to close the distance, Conor has kept him at bay with perfected timed jabs and straight right counters You gotta wonder how many of those right hands Tony can take As you know Tony has been knocked down numerous times in his career and come back to win He's got a chin for sure Oh Tony landed a good right hook ther- HES OUT TONY'S OUT OHHHH MY GOD HE AINT GETTING UP FROM THAT JUST. LIKE. THAT What punch did Conor ever get him with? Now let's look at the replay here WOOOOW Perfect uppercut counter from Conor, one punch and it's good night Tony Fergusson. Tony didn't even see it coming AAAAANNNND STILLLLL! UFC LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD! CONOR "THE NOTORIOUS" MCGREGOR!
Jonathan Cooper
bantamweights report in
Chase Myers
This But Tony vs Cowboy Yan vs Rivera will save this mess
Justin Cooper
heeminder Cowboy has better submission wins than Tony and has already finished a better version of Ferguson in the 1st
Justin Richardson
tuivasa vs blagoy will be a good slopfest
Christopher Hughes
Everyone is going to make weight right?
Right?
Jeremiah Cruz
Only in the pusy
Owen Reed
Just want to wish /heem/ a good morning. Pray for made weights.
Easton Harris
Our boy Andrew Yang is on Real Time tonight #FightersUnionNow #YangGang
Kayden Gomez
YAN GANG PETR SMESH
Jason Taylor
based cringe
Oliver Green
>tatians suarez will not make weight >she will get heemed >she will never recover
Jacob Taylor
Based, fuck these leg tying wrestlers
Evan Lopez
>>she will get heemed it's been over half a decade since Nina's even had a ko
Joshua Martin
This should be a good fight card. Hopefully everyone loses
Xavier Baker
Oh for sure my guy DC won't KO Stipe he hasn't heemed anyone in half a decade lmao
>hurr dc never heemd stipe Can’t back out of this one dumb dumb
Jonathan Campbell
He's right you are retarded, sorry but not sorry.
Jackson King
based
Zachary Parker
At first i thought the fights were a 50-50 when announced but the closer we get to fight day i realize how fucked cowboy and cejudo are. Cejudo injured himself this week and honestly looked scared at the media day face off and cowboys just a journeyman who got lucky and beat a few cans back to back
Matthew King
>She will go into remission
Noah Young
i don't know man, the first guy can't count and is unironically comparing wmma to actual heavys. it's a toss up b
"I feel like a kid again man, it's like finding a toy inside a cracker jack box man, I'm here to play some ball." - Tony Ferguson youtube.com/watch?v=1VDnqt74QMk
> “He wants the rematch, he feels he deserves the rematch before anybody else. So we’ve got to see how these fights play out. This weekend is a very big, important fight in that whole division and what’s gonna happen. Then in September the Khabib fight will play out in Abu Dhabi. Then we’ll see what’s next.”
Lads Dana wouldn't even commit to this being the #1 Contender fight. ReeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Austin Robinson
If Tony wins this fight convincingly they can't deny him a title shot.
Carter Adams
Kek. What did he mean by this?
Isaac Perry
>his endgame is to get this general moved to Yea Forums >He doesn't know that because of our Lord and Savior Dana White, MMA will forever be a real sport, and will never be relegated to Yea Forums
Is this the famous British wit I’ve heard so much about?
Leo Sanchez
>we never got the timeline of Tony Vs. Khabib, Max Vs. Dustin, Conor Vs. Nate 3, Gaychee lurking around to heem the winners, Cowboy trying to gatekeep against the likes of Gregor, Oliveira, Makhachev etc. >Despite LW being arguably the most stacked division we get fucked by the Jews again, Conor Vs. Khabib happens, Khabib gets himself suspended, more interim belt fuckery, Tony is STILL fighting fringe-top 5 guys, no one is making any real progress to climb the division, Khabib intends to retire before the guys who can threaten him reach contendership, and Dana has already admitted he wants Conor/Khabib 2 aaggggggghhhhhh
>faggot posts this expecting people too clap on the back for Le Exposing Jones >literally just shows based bones completely blowing him the fuck out and calling him a bum
These 'fans' obviously spoke to the man disrespectfully, what do they expect?
Nolan Phillips
>Henry wasn't actually injured after all >He was honestly just obnoxious enough to fill his entire open workout with a motivational speech Boyed for life
unironically could have beaten Woodley, but chose to sit out and party
James Thomas
interesting, I didn't realize it was written by Ty Franck (George R.R. Martin's longtime assistant). how do you like it? is it similar to his show, The Expanse?
I'm reading The Sound and the Fury atm. won't finish it by fight night if I want to pick up on all the subtext, but still, it's a hell of a book.
>interesting, I didn't realize it was written by Ty Franck (George R.R. Martin's longtime assistant). how do you like it? is it similar to his show, The Expanse? Its very similar, there are of course differences and some sequences and characters are compartmentalized for the show as compared to the book which is why i enjoy both mediums of it, i love seeing the differences and how they made things play out, Holden for instance is a more refined character in the show, he seems really dumb instead of naive of his privilege as an earther which is more displayed in the books as it deals with the differences between the factions both in biology and class, there's also more depth to miller's life and his relationship with is partner havelock that is an inner and faces racism because of it.
>The Sound and the Fury That sounds like something fresh to my eyes, gonna bookmark that and see if i can afford a copy of it some day, thanks
agreed
Xavier Bell
Cowboy looks fucking heemed TONY TIME
Chase Hall
I'm also a huge fan of hard copies, but if you think it's unwise to spend money on literature atm, there are other ways. kindle copies are cheap, and for a book as celebrated as TSatF, I'm sure .pdf's are also available online. I highly recommend reading as much as you can regardless of financial constraints. pirating a book, for the sake of self-betterment, is, IMO, the least moral of all immoralities. even the author would understand.
anyway, here's a PDF in case you're interested. cheers, user.
just keep in mind that it's a very unconventional read. I won't say more as I believe it's best if you figure it out for yourself. that said, should you choose to tackle it, a reading guide will definitely help. however, the book has no chapters - only 4 sections. most guides are rife with spoilers from other sections as the first section of the book is entirely out of chronological order due to the narrator's lack of mental faculties. I recommend this one: shmoop.com/sound-and-the-fury/chapter-1-summary.html
Gabriel Long
>I'm also a huge fan of hard copies, but if you think it's unwise to spend money on literature atm Its not that, i just have a queue of books to go through, and then i have a folder's worth of bookmarks of books i intend to buy after ive read the ones ive already have ready to read, kinda stacked for the year, i do read some short stuff but i generally love to get away from my room and technology and have a quiet place to just kill hours away reading, almost feels like meditation to me. Appreciate the pdf and the guide tho, thanks.
Tony is literally the worst matchup for Cerrone. Perry, Hernandez, and Iaquinta are nowhere near Ferguson's skill level. People are falling for another Cerrone win streak again, he's going to get dismantled.
Lincoln Gonzalez
Spartan mentality
Colton Nelson
In many ways, /heem/ is actually the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion.
You might disagree, but think about it. DC is the Champion, but it actually IS quite disputed! Some people think he's been ducking too long, while others feel Jon will beat him and would be the HW Champ. But who have you heard disputing that /heem/ is the Heavyweight Champ? Literally NO ONE.
That's what I thought.
Henry Cox
dadcow is unbeatable
Noah Johnson
for all the 'company man' stuff cerrone does they throw him to the wolves every time pointlessly. its disgusting yet hilarious.
Anthony Roberts
>Askren looking tentative here >All of his takedowns have been stuffed by Masvidal >you gotta wonder what the does physically and mentally >only the first round and Askren looks gassed >I guess Askren's gameplan was to drag Masvidal to deepe- WOOOOOOOOOOW >HE'S OUT ASKREN'S OUT STOP THE FIGHT >JUST. LIKE. THAT >OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY GOD >OH. MY GOD. >ASKREN DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT OVERHAND RIGHT COMING! >neither did I, lets look at the replay here >Aaaaaaaaand BAM ohhhhhhh that was NASTY >out on his feet cold the moment it landed
I agree with that Virandy guy. He should have got it to the other side of the road
Justin Allen
Andy Ruiz is the first mexican heavyweight boxing champion!!! >is blonde white >born in eu >can’t spwak spanish properly >would never come back and live in mexico because it’s a shithole
lol all this seethe. DC is Jon's bitch. also, you have to be someone who's never played any type of sport at even a high school level to not think an Olympian hasn't/doesn't juice. but then again, I am on heem and it's not a surprise you're all fat virgins hahaha!
Evan Flores
3 piece and a soda xD
Tyler Cooper
gotta be 0-1 Barb, watching hher get thrashed by Gabiu Garcia turned my dick into concrete.
this is really sad Luke. why do you spend all day writing shitty fanfics?
Isaiah Martinez
For me its jessica eye
Logan Turner
>Hurr durr SEETHE Yeah, let us know how mad you are
Colton Baker
doesn't mean he hasn't juiced, little guy. either way, your opinion means jack shit and everyone that matters unanimously agrees that Jon is the GOAT, including DC himself. but fer shur keep throwing out scorching hot takes in the asshole of the internet for 12 mentally ill posters. it'll definitely change what's written in the history books LOL
at least DC isn't that stupid to get caught like the brainlet Jon
Asher Torres
>doesn't mean he hasn't juiced Lmao at the Jon Jones cope, until Cormier pops he's a clean fighter. Stay mad
Benjamin Walker
okay pal but he still isn't the GOAT, even according to himself. you're welcome to stick your head in the sand, I know it's how you usually deal with stuff this is true. Jon is definitely reckless and dumb. but he is the baddest motherfucker of all time
your mates watch a lot of boxing lad, they're also clueless which makes the promoters chub up realising they can get them to pay for complete shite
Benjamin Campbell
Are you stupid? I did not mention PED's, have you not been watching long enough to remember this do you really think he gave a shit about what Cormier or the fans think? He's a fake faggot. Look at how everyone appreciates Chael Sonnen (admitted PED user)
>can't connect the dots between those two posts room temp IQ
Charles Evans
cope
Xavier King
wtf happened there
Evan Jones
>Raphael dos Anjos revealed he whispered "the show is over" in Pettis’ ears at the end of the final round, right before winning the lightweight title from him
CBD doesn't cure congenital speech impediments or sub 80 IQs
Caleb Richardson
At this point LHW is even less stacked than MW so I can definitely see him in the top 10. After that though, he is going to have problems due to his chin.
Easton Ortiz
>The Chad Me vs. The Virgin You based jones
Liam Moore
In another universe, Chael didn't get triangled and didn't get tko'd by Jon in the last minute of the first. So close to have a W over two all time greats
Jack Reed
He might not have chin issues once he stops cutting retarded amounts of weight.
Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov
they're like that over there huh? I thought it was a conservative country
Anthony Nelson
Tai Poovasa is going to fuck up the picks
James Walker
No one is gonna shank you. Croatia is a huge tourist country, no one gives a fuck about foreigners as long as you don't get into politics or war talk. You might have easier time pulling girls on the seaside desu, they might be less racist than continental girls.
>Joseph, my dearest friend, I have in my possession today, the result of the FISA inquiries. I must say the evidence for many prominent political figures is......damning....to put it lightly.
Name at least one hole ore disadvantage in Yan's game?
Evan Campbell
>BITCHES, I'M HERE WITH NEW WORLD CHAMPION, REPRESENTING 10TH PLANET JIUJITSU, FUCKING UP MOTHERFUCKERS, UNBELIVABLE, I FEEL BAD FOR THAT DOGSHITSTAINI, HE BETTER WORK ON HIS WRASLIN' SHIT, HE'S GONNA GET MEXICAN FUCKING FOREARM RIGHT IN HIS HEAD! CHAMP SHIT ONLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! EDDIE BRAVO, HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS FEAR OF EL CUCUY! 2019, instead of coked up party videos&unfiltered Joe Karate we get henry cretundo, wmma and 3 hour podcasts about trannies & kids relationships with some estrogen stench metrosexual retard. Boomer feels sucks.
over-aggression and over-committal to some strikes. both will get him hurt against the right opponent. also, his ground game is still mostly a question mark, though he's shown decent to good TDD and scrambling ability
Adam James
Alright lads, Nunes or Holm?
Jose Miller
like Rivera is some kind of technical boxer
Jaxson Myers
The OP you need and deserve
Samuel Young
Chanell Heart Jezabel Vessir Leilani Leeane Cecilia Lion Ana Foxxx And there's plenty of amateurs on pr0nhub.
Aaron King
Good answer, this is true, thank you Cringe
Nathan Gomez
...
Julian Hall
>writes paragraphs because he "doesn't care" cletus living in this idiots head rent fucking free
jones is one of the most delicate and sensitive 'men' I've ever seen
It's all because of the fucking casuals. As much as I hate Dana White and UFC matchmakers, I gotta recognise it's not their fault that they pander to the casuals; just follow the money. Of course they did it this way.
Xavier Ross
>rent free only inside the minds of conor fanboys, you guys are gonna seethe until the end of time. your boy got humiliated in front of the world. Stay cucked.
