/nba/ general - Sexual harassment edition

Warriors in 6

Where my niggas from the 6 at

Staying at the Hilton downtown tomrrow right by Rogers center who tryna squad up and go to Jurassic park

Also want to go to a strip club later, feel like it would be cool to shitpost irl with my bros

warriors are inferior even at full strumph

it'll be too late...

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Cringe

He's actually kinda cute. But a manlet so sucks to be him

nights like this, nights like this

i wish i could do the impossible

i could do the impossible

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imagine thinking a bitchmade team who skated by in the creampuff western conference was ever close to good

>projected for game 3
>projected for game 4
>projected for game 8

His shit is an achillies injury kept under dark and they're just using his presence to intimidate the Raptors and make them waste time planning for KD. He won't play a single game. He wants to get paid this summer and not end up like Cousins.

Open your mind and think for yourself. You know it to be true.

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>who tryna squad up

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You’d think there would’ve been leaks about an Achilles injury early on.

>they're just using his presence to intimidate the Raptors

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its the same webmd he create and wooowow keep gooing it seems

some of my semen has recently leaked out of your moms 'achilles injury' if you catch my drift

Say that to me irl bro I’ll fuck up

Meet me on the court I’ll back you down pump fake and spin move layup... I’m 6’2 and 200 pounds you couldn’t check me

>who tryna squad up

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put some lil b

durant hasn't even been cleared to practice. the dumb nigga has to be hiding a severe injury. I don't think the team doctors AND durant's """camp""" will advise him to play a single game before hitting free agency.

>Game 6
Ummmmmmm, sweetie? Raps in 5.

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If Kawhi wins the title, Finals MVP and bails out to LA/NYC, will my Rapties still retire his number? It sounds ridiculous to do so if he plays only for one season but he's the greatest raptie ever

we got us

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Warriors got shut the fuck down in Game 2 by a box and 1

and won lol

It's confirmed he's staying though. Check Oddshark. They accurately predicted him coming to the Raps as well.

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Because Toronto was choking on offense

answer my question Ling Ling (I agree he wouldn't leave the best north american city to move to LA or NY)

>mfw the Raptors visit Obama in Ottawa

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are my lakies gonna pick up mirotic for cheap?

Yeah I’m thinking earl is the most underrated rapper in the game rn... so much better and more lyrical than Tyler

No they won't retire his number just for being here for 1 year. Lowry is the only Raptor to get that privilege.

> Woke up
> Fell out of bed
> Dragged a comb across my head
> Found my way down stairs and drank a cup
> And looking up, I noticed I was late
> Found my coat, and grabbed my hat
> Made the bus in seconds flat
> Made my way upstairs and had a smoke
> And somebody spoke and I went into a dream

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Baby you won't ever want for nothing
You are my ins and my means now
With you there's no in between
I'm all in
Cause my cards are on the table
And I'm willing and I'm able
But I fold
To your wish
Cause it's my command
Hey, hey, hey
You smile
I smile
Whoa whoa ah ah
You smile
I smile

>part owner
lolno minor guy
minor

Why wouldn't you just ask the hobo to move their "hair"

What about Derozan’s

>lowry plays shit in playoffs but good in the finals

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DeRozan might just because of his loyalty to the team. But that possibility is far down the line maybe in 8-9 years.

picking it's a black chick and this fag's terrified.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AH AHHHHHHAHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHHHH

>His shit is an achillies injury kept under dark and they're just using his presence to intimidate the Raptors and make them waste time planning for KD. He won't play a single game. He wants to get paid this summer and not end up like Cousins.
> This entire post
Yes, it's a major conspiracy to bluff Toronto in to trying extra hard right now out of fear KD may come back.

He was great against the Bucks and on-off against the Sixers. He’s the biggest victim when the Raptors miss wide open shots since he loses 3-4 assists a game purely from that.

youtu.be/H2nDXSIoBWA

That was hard to watch

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Canadians, honestly, do you like Drake? Not his music I mean him as a person?

He seems like a fag

>He seems like a fag
Then they should be able to relate

Yeah I got hard too

He made Toronto cool and has probably contributed a lot to tourism.

If the raptors win, I'll make Toronto suffer. It'll make the Boston Marathon look like child's play.

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What happens? I'm afraid to watch it because things that are cringe i just cannot do

bruh

Get ready to be v& by the FBI, dumbass

The fat white guy keeps trying to grind up on the fat black chick while she keeps trying to avoid him

Nets really trying hard to become the 4th seed in the East. I guess it's good for the fans considering they haven't made it to the second round in six years.

OKC is a joke of a franchise

Never forget the 2016 finals where kyrie and LeBron collectively went off

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3500 FOR THE COAT

ONLY REAL NIGGAS KEEP YOU FLOAT

ONLY TRILL NIGGAS I KNOW

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is joke haha just kidding

>The dumb nigga has to be hiding a severe injury
Idk are you the dumb nigga? He is walking without a cast or crutches. It can't be an achilles. It must be a calf strain which can take more than a month to heal properly.

Toronto nigger reporting

he is a battyman, but he's our battyman

we love him, but we hate him, but we love to hate him

when you become 100% redpilled, you realize Drake is just Aubrey's alter ego.

Example: "Nonstop", "Started from the Bottom" are Drake songs.

"Jaded" and "Keep the Family Close" are all pure Aubrey. In time you'll understand.

I still see Jimmy from fucking Degrassi

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I thought horton's coffee is ass

To be fair, most franchises would have crumbled if they lose two superstars in 5 years. OKC at least made it competitive though they probably should have told Westbrook to walk and embraced the tank.

it is

Not at all but that just how I generally feel about most celebrities.

There is however something great about how this guy was able to trigger the state of Wisconsin by rubbing the shoulders of his team’s coach.

McD's is so much better. The entire nation agrees.

Isn't the problem basically long term for OKC? They will be deep into the luxury tax at repeater rates since Westbrook, PG13, Adams, and Schroder take up basically all of their salary cap for the next two years and the team had been (and perhaps continued to be) a perennial first round exit team

The fact that the owner's daughter wore a shirt with Pusha-T made it even worse for them since it gave people impressions that Drake is in their heads instead of the team itself

I don't understand anybody who is not on skid row going to McDonalds. It's nothing but straight cancer that fucks up most of your daily life.

should I cop the new black yeezys bros?

OKC almost won the title in 2016 but they lost out to the memers. They almost won the title in 2012 but lost to the Lebrons.

They have had more success than 95% of NBA teams the last decade. They're not a joke yet until they're at the Lakers level of incompetence. I don't care about repeater tax. I respect teams that try and stay competitive even when everything falls apart though I think they got screwed over hard with the Oladipo and Sabonis trade. They should have kept those guys.

cop new balance The Intelligent Choice

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new future Pog

They're nothing without KD and Har_en

They are more than 80% of the league currently.

Im downloading 2014 NBA Finals, 2017 Spurs vs Rockets, and all Raptors post season except Orlando. what else should I download

Warriors in 6.

McDonalds turned that franchise around after all the shit they were under attack for in the early 00's. They're top 5 fast food

What's the saddest NBA story and why is it Derrick Rose?

Nah, the saddest NBA story is the Seattle Supersonics being moved to fucking OKC

They offer you smaller portions of the shitty food now. It's still hot garbage you should never eat unless you're 16 years old and are a weightlifter.

Download a life and some friends you fucking loser

I already did

eh, its all about moderation. I'm very fit but I still eat fast food once a week, I love it

Have sleep

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OKC had three future MVPs on the same god damn team FUCK

Spurs vs Pistons in the Finals, Spurs vs Lakers in Western Conference Finals

Go to sex

>Curry_Trying_To_Pickup_FinalsMVP.webm

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No work tomorrow bitches

raptors in 5

Based quads of truth

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Arent those like 2000 dollars? Are you fucking stupid? If so, then yes

the v2 "non-static" version are releasing at retail price soon.

The "static" ones are like 1000$ resell

>leddit down

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raptors will unironically win game 5

cringe

I am gonna get one of the fun guy shirts

>full tron-toe

Dlo is coming home

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>Craptors win tonight
>KD comes back for game 5
>Series eventually goes to 7 games
>GSW win it all
>The narrative will be about KD and how he's the reason GS won.
This shit is so scripted

DON'T TOUCH MY WIFE AGAIN YOU FUCKING NIGGER

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Shut up, cracker

>check CBC for my daily dose of Trudeau propaganda
>Warriors getting Thompson back for Game 4

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>Raptors win tonight
>They also win in 5
>World goes ape shit because America's best team got beaten by Leafs
>Really a big middle figure to Trump
>Chinks stop buying Warriors gear and dump all their money into Canada
>Every other country in unison while America is left outside

The REAL script

Toronto is 4th largest media market in the nba

Well they are Canada's team

>Canada
>NATIONAL Basketball Association

Somebody explain this shit to me.

Canada winning the finals is just the pretext we needed to invade them. This was all planned.

he ded

we real leaf hours now

this smells like 2004 finals

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Bros I just found out I’m 5’11 with no shoes. I should be at least 6’0 with shoes on right?

Please dont tell me I’m a manlet...

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You go by the height your driver's license says m8

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NO NO NO STOOOOOPPPP

Bruh my drivers license says I’m 5’5 lmaooo

Congrats you are 2 inches taller than the average height of men in the us.

there's less people in canada than california

Hourly reminder that malice at the palace was the worst thing that ever happened to the NBA and a major reason why the current NBA is unwatchable garbage

DUI'ed

Harden hasn't done anymore than Westbrook, actually hes a much bigger choker even. And I'd like to see what KD does post-Warriors before we claim Westbrook dragged him down.

We need Curry to get injured tonight to increase the drama and stakes. Dubs and he has a season ending injury.

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That 2016 OKC team would have been decimated by the Cavs.

lol no curry and warriors lose the next 2 games by 50
what drama

Knicks need to do everything they can to put KD & AD together, thats the duo right there, they can make you a dominate dynasty. No else deserves those max slots.

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more like molasses cousins

>curry under pressure
Make or break, legacy deciding stretch for him. Everybody talks about anything but that. Fucking talking heads brought everybody to their level.

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>that piece of shit city called Cleveland has more rings in the nba in the last 30yrs than the greatest city on earth, nyc
I hope that entire state gets the plague virus

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Dubs and raptors in 5
Cute karen

this was the assumption from the start unless otherwise proven, guys behind the scenes know this
are you buying what the sell in the media get real, raps and blazers both have extensive trainers commenting on such considerations its been 30 days and still not playing its a torn/damaged achiles for certain

Toronto needs to take this one tonight to secure the win.

>living in NYC and caring that much about NBA rings
disgusting

Daddy can you tell me about the Lowry game winner again please
>game 5 3-1 series lead
>Raps up 90-87
>"Curry brings it up the court, 4 seconds separating the shot clock and game clock"
>"Curry dribbling the clock out, 7 on the clock, drives the lane, IT GOES AND ONE"
>"I believe that fouls on Leonard he's out, that's his 6th foul"
>*5 minute review" *ref walks over to the scorers table* "fouls on Leonard, Curry to shoot one"
>"Curry with the biggest free throw of his career, TIES IT"
>"THE RAPTORS HAVE ONE TIME OUT LEFT, YOUR BEST PLAYER IS OFF THE FLOOR REG WHAT DO YOU DO"
>"I'm giving it to Lowry he's been struggling all night but he's been your best player over the last few years and the cornerstone of the franchise, give it to him and hope for the best"
>*timeout*
>"Gasol to inbound"
>"YEAH REG THAT'S THE BENEFIT OF HAVING MARC GASOL ON YOUR TEAM, BIG MAN THAT CAN SEE OVER PEOPLE WITH SOFT HANDS"
>"GASOL NEEDS TO INBOUND THE BALL QUICKLY"
>"FINDS LOWRY, HE'S SWARMED, TIME TICKING DOWN HE HAS TO SHOOT IT"
>"LOWRY"
>"A RAINBOW THREE OVER THREE DEFENDERS TO SEND THE TORONTO RAPTORS INTO THE PROMISE LAND, GAME CLOCK IS OFF"
>"LOWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>"BAAAAAAAAAAAAANG"
>"THE MAN THAT TRANSFORMED THIS FRANCHISE GETS IT TO GO, SCRAPING THE PAINT OFF THE SEALING AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR 24 YEAR HISTORY, THE TORONTO RAPTORS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS"

Lmao keep dreaming LeShit fags

You needed how much refball to beat the Warriors ? After getting blownout the first 3/4 games?

>was a bench player
Lmao it's fucking nothing

Stop glorifying this fucking nonsense completely out of context like a low IQ fucking 12 year old

GS in 6

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Danny G has us Toronto bros, Rapties in 6.

If you say anything to the sheboon she’ll chimp out and once she chimps our you’ll be labeled a Nazi by the media, lose your job, get doxxed, etc

Why are apehoop fans like this?

California is not America though

Nah, they're a meme.

>Canada has an 80 percent chance to win it all just because of one player

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fuck off dont be a beta and just ask her to move her hairs

Nice fanfiction
Chad Curry gonna shit on this onions of a team

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Who the fuck does this? How does it not occur to this weave having asshole that by draping that mass of filth over the back of the seat they are being fucking rude and bothering someone. Why does it even have to get to that point where it has to be explained that this is a problem and could they drape their weave elsewhere?

Raptors winning tonight?

Trips don't lie.

Based

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the duality of man

*loses 15 out of the 16 quarters played so far*

He’s been great this entire post season, dummy
>muh ppg
Yeah, Steph scores 47 and didn’t help out the rest of his team, how’d that work out for him?

he'll need to score 60 to win

Is Kawhi about to drop 50?

Fuck the raptors
Fuck Toronto
Fuck poutine
Fuck Trudeau
Fuck Drake
Fuck Tim Hortons
Fuck Canada

GSW in 6.

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>irishman
>posting ass
guess you hate yourself as well

I'm sorry but NSFW posts aren't allowed on 4channel, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to report you now.

You gotta get the Dark Roast, it tastes similar to McDs.

OKC made the finals when practically everyone on their team was 22-24 years old

>curry
>chad
Lmao! Any 0ther player of warriors is more chad. Even the fucking fan who shoved lowry is more chad than that fuckface

>Leave the boards to me boys

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Living in Toronto for so long has really turned me on to brown girls. How do I get one ?

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tinder

Pay this man

Future is the GOAT

Save Me is LIT

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they're actually pretty deep

>Curry doing shit but choking in the Finals
LMAO

SAVE ME KD!!!! I NEED YOU!!!!

>he doesn't know

look around brampton

More like BRAAAAAAPTON

Warriors fans really out here complaining about injuries yet even with klay Thompson and Kevin Durant out they have 3 all star caliber players

Didn’t the warriors spend the last four years in the playoffs capitlzing in other injured teams?

Don’t be surprised if someone on the raptors mysteriously gets one of the following

> warriors player walk under them after a jump shot
> poke to the eye
> kicked in the balls

BAAAAAAAABY POP SOMETHIN
YOU WANNA RIDE WITH ME, SHOTGUN
YOU WANNA SLIDE WITH ME, SHOTGUN

it's called talking and asking for there number if you connect.

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pascal siakam put down 32 in game 1

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accurate

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i'm honestly disgusted

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An anamoly. That game also had fucking Gasol making 3s and Danny Green barely showed up.

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>I just went out to Morocco to do some recruitin' (Yeah, yeah)
>Fuck the government official, we plugged with Putin (Yeah, yeah)
>Got two twin sisters, yeah, they squirt, they be shootin' (Yeah, yeah)
>Don’t get your squirt-squirt on the shirt-shirt, be a fool (Yeah, yeah)

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I know the feel

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do people just pretend to like future this sounds like dogshit

Wtf this is her

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Came by myself, I'ma leave with your friends, I can promise you that

sounds simple but youre assuming the nigger can act sensible.

Exactly like that except Lowry will airball it

Wtf?! This is the greatest team of all time! We would be fast breaking these girls up and down the court for four full quarters.

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Bucket. Layup.

Same Me sucks but Future is the GOAT mumble rapper

Baltimore guy here. Make an OK Cupid account, there's way more foreigners on it since you don't need to link it to Facebook, and you can sort your matches by ethnicity. I went on a bender of looking for South American qts, and landed myself a thick Brazillian girl after about a month of putting a little effort into it.

>inb4 fuck off normie liar!!!!
i hadn't been on a date in like 3 years before this desu and struck out a good bit before finding this glorious HUE

> brazil

Just like nick nurse

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Oof she looks like a house maid

If quads, Raptors never win in a finals game again

dubs say raptors win tn

What does it mean?

Warriors sweep next three games

literally raptors in 5

What is the NBA Team for someone who wants to be a fan of a losing team, Pathetic Team, Team without any Championship, Team with a very poor and very weak Base Fan, Team very rarely plays the Playoffs, Team With a very low attendance in the Arena, and Team Live Under the Shadow of a Most Popular and Successful Major League Soccer Team.

Raptors

YOU'RE NOW ADAM SILVER, what's the first thing you do?

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nets

install the Colangelo family in Los Angeles

Klay Thompson plays tonight and GSW ass rapes Raptors so hard they become completely demoralized and not only lose the finals but don't even qualify for playoffs next season. Screen cap this and witness digits.

where did lowry touch you lad?

but my digits say with certainty that the warriors are completely mentally shook and collapse in the 4th as vanvleet explodes for 35

bucket. bucket.

Install rule about jumping into another player to draw foul.

Trips confirm

yet another swing and miss

rapties winnin' it all

lmaoooooo

God I hope you're right. Don't want the SJWs getting their groove back and winning another fucking title.

66 says they lose everything

If Raptors win the championship we should all post vocaroos of us singing Oh Canada and saying fuck Larry at the end

>30 years
46 years since nyk actually won one

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>7171
>(7-1)(7-1)
>66
Sorry Craptors fans. Toronto always chokes

lmao this desperation

>owner
So problematic

You stoopid...this ain’t burberry, nhnhn....it is, it’s new balance...MHMHM....but umm....

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Is there any player you hate without knowing why you hate him?

I just fucking hate Klay Thompson but I don't fucking know why

>(7-1)
f-fuck you!

Warriors in 6.

Top 5 rappers in the game rn
1) Kendrick Lamar
2) J Cole
3) Logic
4) Tyler
5) Childish Gambino

the only player i've come close to 'hating' is james harden but that's because of his play style

based

>intentionally trolling someone
>2011+8

>logic
You are asian or white
Or Both

Warriors in 6
Check em

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>getting trolled
>2011+8

Should the Warriors sign and trade Klay for Devin Booker?

>2nd best shooter in history and a great defender
>meme chucker lesbian looking faggot with no defense
no

blasting some Schubert to prepare myself for my Rapties stealing another home game from the Dubs
youtube.com/watch?v=cdLuvGsjwlA

>no LUM
>no Juicy J
>no MC Ride
lame list

> juicy J

Holy fucking cringe are you a 15 year old girl

Man still has bars and is ahead of the curve, despite being long past his glory days in T6M, but funny you should call me a 15 y.o. girl when you put shit like Kendrick on your list.

There’s absolutely no place in our BEAUTIFUL game for that AT ALL. There’s so many issues here. When you sit courtside you absolutely know what comes with being on the floor and if you don’t know it’s on the back on the ticket itself that states the guidelines. But he himself being a fan but more importantly PART-OWNER of the Warriors knew exactly what he was doing which was so uncalled for. He knew the rules more than just the average person sitting watching the game courtside so for that Something needs to be done ASAP! A swift action for his actions. Just think to yourself, what if @kyle_lowry7 would have reacted and put his hands back on him. You guys would be going CRAZY!! Calling for him to damn near be put in jail let alone being suspended for the rest of the Finals all because he was protected himself. I’ve been quite throughout the whole NBA playoffs watching every game (haven’t missed one) but after I saw what I saw last night, took time to let it manifest into my thinking I couldn’t and wouldn’t be quiet on this! #ProtectThePlayers #PrivilegeAintWelcomeHere

if you don't rate juicy j, you are cringe bluepilled and underage

legitimately a better double-threat than kanye (because kanye doesn't write his raps)

so many people laughed at me when i said my rapties were going all the way. look at me now mom. my rapties are real!!!!!!

random thing but it's funny to me how not one NBA player is a bigger diva than OBJ

Who the fuck listens to Juicy J? Is it 2005 again??

Yo this nigga really tryna argue Juicy J is better than K dot

I’m dead cus lmao

the whitest post on Yea Forums

>the east is weak
BASED SNOOP

Lil Peep is the only good rapper

RIP still can’t believe he’s gone I miss him so much

youtu.be/heJNHYCSsIc

when i drop my album its going to be an /nba/ exclusive for the first week

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>that pic
Lmao

Can you feature me bro? I want to spit some hot bars at the Dubs fans.

>Nigger
>Watched Degrassi
????????????????

Is "mans" dog whistle terminology?

board man I’m a board man

This but unironically

I want to protect that smile

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If the raptors win it all you already know Drake gonna drop an album with the following songs on it
1) Embiid
2) Giannis
3) KD
4) Ayesha Curry
5) The Masai-ah
6) The Klaw (ft. Kawhi Leonard
7) Spicy P and Lowry
8 ) Demar Derozan
9) Ma Fuzzy Chef
10) Big Spain
11) 12 AM in Osmow’s
12) Danny Green release

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Siberian Khatru by Yes is the greatest song of all time

raptors by 8

So many Canadian niggas talking shit but I know you ain’t really bout that life... meet me at spadina and king tonight if you’re tryna square up

>Canadian niggas

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When will these dumbass media realize that allowing one dude to go for 40+ while shutting everyone else down is a WINNING strategy?

I want to see what the win-loss is of playoff games where one player scores 40-45% of the team’s points in the playoffs.

Someone run the numbers.

meanwhile booker is crying in a corner

See: Lebron in 2015, 2017, and 2018

youtu.be/juwxuDH60w8

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Imagine someone in a meeting getting up and shoving that dude in his office.

it was at most a light shove, nba players get shoved harder in box-outs. its ridiculous whats happening.

someone post the webm of the aussie old man pouring beer on a player

I got tears in myyyyy eyyyyyes

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So instead of being alpha and telling the bitch to move her hair you took a smarmy selfie like a beta faggot

you could say the same for the Leafs. Which is basically in the same kind of luck that the Warriors had that season.

Did the Cavs have 5 all stars and former FMVP?

Big difference. LeBron makes shots for his teammates who are unable to create shots for themselves. Curry needs his teammates to screen for him/move the ball around to get him an open shot. The 2016 and 2017 Cavs were successful because you had Kyrie and LeBron creating for themselves and kicking out to high percentage veteran shooters. The only shooter curry was working with is Quinn cook.

Shit lad, i listened to this song before getting out of bed this morning. Absolute bliss

More than that duders. 2007, 2014 too. Literally zero wins if nobody else averages within 10 points of him. Advanced stats just make it look even worse.

and nurse looks like a trucker

Cavs had 2 top 15 all time three point shooters in JR Smith and Kyle Korver

Woah that's so fucking OP

I have no sympathy for their injuries just like the Warriors now

part of being a champion is rising above adversity

Which episode of 90 day fiance is this?

Korver wasn't on the 2015 team and JR has been pure shit since 2016

JR Smith came off the bench (can't believe I'm saying this lol) and Kyle Korver came to the Cavs mid season in 2017. Either way Klay is marginally better than both of those players (reminder that basketball is also played on the defensive end).

It is when you have LeBron collapsing defenses with designed drive and kick plays creating wide open shots for the greatest shooters of all time

1) Kendrick Lamar
2) Tyler
3) J Cole
4) Denzel Curry
5) Meechy Darko
honorable mentions: Stepa J Groggs, Ritchie with a T, MC RIDE

>Curry needs his teammates to screen for him/move the ball around to get him an open shot
yeah game 3 of Currys scoring is basically 50/50 on ISO vs pick n rolls. Because they would double curry 100% of the time if it's not Draymond screening.

Curry creates opportunities for his teammates as well. Literally single coverage and they get freed when people go double Curry. If the guy they leave alone can't create on their own (Looney, Bogut, Bell, Jerebko). Then he's fucked

That's exactly what Lebron and Harden does, but their teammates choke it up. (You literally brought up high percentage veteran shooters as the only players who don't choke)

Warriors in six.

J Cole is pure cringe

Top 5 rappers in the game rn

>number one: The game
> 2: the game
>3. The game
>four the game
>5. The game

>being this white

back to r/hhh

Let me know when all 5 All stars (in the past 4 years) play together. That hasn't happened since April.
Don't say Iggy because that guy was in All star SEVEN YEARS AGO.

LeBron does it better than curry.

>pick up 5 "all-stars"
>they are constantly injured and unable to play
pathetic

Imagine being Kevin Durant and not being thirsty to be out there on the court. He is the most non competitive superstar I have ever seen

>greatest shooters of all time

Reminder LeBron played with the greatest shooters of all time with Kyle Korver and JR Smith

this

>completely missing the point

>falling for shit bait

>having this as a genuine opinion

Warriors sweep next three games. Checkem.

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JR was actually key in the 2017 win. So was Tristan Thompson and of course Delly lol. So people need to stop underselling them because they are exposed to how good they really are without Lebron.

This is true, because after 2015, everybody listed them as a one trick pony. So they had to 73-9 it. Only to fall short in 7.

>they are constantly injured and unable to play
lol they signed an injured all-star for peanuts as a gamble.
The rest is playoff fodder, how's that constantly injured? Just don't bring up your star with a bum knee as the reason they lose alright?

Just remember, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WIN THIS GAME. If you don't is more embarrassing than warriors playing around with a handicap.

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Raptors in 5 check em

prove me wrong retards they are top 15 all time with 3s made

>the Mecca of basketball
Fuck off New York.
Knicks suck and better ballers come from LA, Chicago and Philly.

Betaboy manlets BTFO once again

WARRIORS IN SEVEN. CHECKEM.

BOTH TEAMS LOSE. NO FINALS WINNER. CHECKEM.

warriors fans be like: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE CAN"T WIN WITH THREE ALLSTARS WE NEED FIVE ITS NOT FAIR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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do new balance make a high top?

This rule already exists. 20 years ago that was an offensive foul 9/10 times. Refs just never call it anymore. Same goes for the Reggie Miller leg kick. That by all rights is an offensive foul, but it's almost never called. Harden and Curry are notorious for throwing their legs out at defenders to draw fouls.

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Why did drake get durant and curry tats if he’s not a massive bandwagoner

last 6 digits is final score of tonight's game
doubles and steph curry breaks a leg and is out for the rest of the finals

lmao warriors fans losing the series and trying to convince us they aren't shook as fuck right now

curry and thompson know their entire legacy is on the line tonight, if they lose tonight they lose the series that's it

>while other team has 3 all stars, 2 top 3 DPOYs and Linsanity

do people not know that "based & redpilled" was initially an ironic reply to make fun of incels

Klay and KD more because it's contract year for them. They wanna get paid.

>JR smith
>Kyle Kroger
>top 15 all time great shooters

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Top 3 superstar/arguably best player in the world with 2 all stars and all that other stuff.

>Linsanity

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>/nba/ calling Lowry a fake all star and choker all his time on the Raptors
>now saying he’s a certified all star and maybe even a super star to desperately damage control for how badly the splash bruddas are getting BTFO

>muh incels
t. beta faggot begging for pussy scraps from his wife after she gets rawdogged by the bull, the prepping of whom is your only sexual outlet and the basis for your sincere belief that you aren't an incel

>me on the left

>can't t. correctly
>obsessed with cuckholding
>typing thirty furious words at an offhand remark
l m a o

... replace the O with the L

Have sex

You know why.

incel detected

... yo wtf... you legit have some fucked up fantasies man... white "people" are fucked up

raps in 5. checkem

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raps in 11. checkem

Always remember that Lil Wyte > any white rapper out there
youtube.com/watch?v=cWHrnMgE4L4

instagram.com/p/ByY2lKkgNs_/

The fuck? Hypothetically could it be possible for the Jazz to get K Love and Dlo? I'm shit at NBA salary stuff

WARRIORS SWEEP NEXT THREE GAMES. CHECKEM.

This guy gets it. Although I don’t get the hype around McDonald’s coffee since it’s still pretty terrible. Making your own coffee is the only way to go

there have been leaks, Golden State has just been really good at making smokescreens and hiding behind their lies to discredit the leaks.

Warriors sweep next three games. Quads confirm

\is Boogie a F2M dyke? Somethin about him seems very feminine.

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repeating digits and my raptor win in 5
non repeating digits and my raptor win in 7

Anyone who doesn’t make their own coffee is a fucking fag

nonrepeating digits confirm

suck it golden state we outchea

He sucks dick, so at the least he’s a faggot

>yea, my rapties are fucin real

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haven't fucked a white girl in so long lads

I WANNA ROCK

Fucked a white girl 3 days ago and she had a fat ass

Went and baptized my wrist in VVS' oh

>knicks trade prozigis away to make room for Kyrie and kd
>they might get neither of them
Yeesh

so long story short I play video games with Kawhi Leonard and VanVleet. They play this game called Black Desert Online. They basically only play it rarely but they have a team intern who logs in and does stuff for they they pay like 3 grand a week to make sure they get XP and grind for them.

IT is a really weird situation but they show up on a discord with us every now and then and fight other players and give out codes for currency or steam cards. Since the NBA playoffs started only the intern logs in for them.

Kawhi plays a Berserker and VanVleet plays a Dark Knight.

i can only fuck asians its cool but its also not cool

wanna fuck a white chick with a slight bush

I need a light brown bitch with straight bangs and a fat ass

They traded Porzingis because he demanded a trade or he wouldn't resign with the team

smells like pasta but I believe it

I need a freak on sight, I got ice on ice on ice on ice

Not trolling, only reason we found out because a guildie of ours streams the game and they asked us to remove all voice comms from stream.

sixers would also bootyblast the shitriors
raptors-sixers was pretty much the actual nba finals

First off, no one pays someone 3k a week to play video games when pay to play is a thing that completely makes this irrelevant.

Once you start paying an intern to dedicate time outside their internship they're no longer an intern but a profession video game player

3rd, Kawhi would never plays as a berserker he's clearly a Striker or even playing as a female character to be a Lahn or Kunoichi

For me? It's Arizona Lemon Tea or Arizona Watermelon

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>rockets and celtics have been discussing trades

I was gonna make a joke about my dick discussing a trade with your mom's pussy but decided I'm more mature than that

Raptors in _

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My mom is a nice lady

I'm sure she is

kd and ad to my knicks

last digit of my post is how many games the raptors will win in

Klay's going to go off tonight, isn't he?

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The moon is now a part of mars

Discus

The GOAT Beatles song Tbh

cancerous klay thompson looking great

no. i'm predicting multiple embarrassments from him specifically

warriors are going to 3-1 arent they

no, but the mom (your mom) is now part of maHDICK

HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAH AHA HAHAH AH AHA HAHAHAHAH AH AHA HAH HAH AHA H AHAHA

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last two digits of my post are how many the warriors will put up tonight

Mine is the raptors

last two digits of my post are how many thompson will score

mine is VanVleet

Hard to tell with the injury

Asians are gross man
I fucked a filipina it was nasty

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DAMARCUS COUSINS LOOOOOOOOOL

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>Klay scores 6 points
>Raptors lose anyway
Why do I smell injury?

RIP earth. Now the tides are gone

the raptors player # my last two digits match will explode for 40 points tonight

Implying i give a shit about the opinion of a drake semen slurper

last 2 digits is how many years kawhi stays in canada

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Asians don't wash they sugar walls

Chess player extraordinaire

Stop

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?

Beyonce has literally the most toxic fandom of any celebrity, and the worst part is that she encourages their childish behavior.

Orange man said something dumb on twitter

-_-

I hope he hobbles around instead.

Soon

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Why exactly is the dilapidated slums of New York considered "the mecca of basketball"?

NBA Draft Rumors -
>Cavs want to trade down from #5
>#1, #2, #3 picks are locked in with Zion, Ja, RJ
>Lakers are not keeping their pick
>Hawks want to trade up with the Cavs

digits is how many championships the raptors dynasty accumulates

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Because your moms a faggot

Why would anyone want to join the Lakers

Because black people

Klay Thompson looks like Steph Curry's evil twin.

who is this suburban intellectual?

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Was this the moment Kawhi decided how he would end the 6ers?

Crabbe's contract was so bad that the nets had to trade 2 draft picks to get rid of him. What were some of these GMs thinking?

if the warriors lose this series, how badly does it damage their reputation as a dynasty in the long run?

and water is still wet
keep me posted colin

3 in 5 is not a dynasty

they'll cry about injuries even though they'd have 0 rings without insane injury luck

it'll mean they could only win if they faced lechoke (and if they had KD)

How do we stop Canada, bros!?

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i literally cant

What's funny is there's no way the Warriors could've guarded Giannis the way the Raptors did because, without KD and Cousins being a shell of himself, they don't have near the same length of the Raptors

They would've needed to legit triple team Giannis and let 2 guys open from 3 at all times

they'd also get destroyed by philly, western conference is a creampuff farm league

>It's AI's birthday

>whole thread isn't AI pics

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>meet me in a young, hip, urban neighbourhood occupied by overpriced bars and restaurants so I can show you how hard I am
???

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>at full strength literally struggle vs clippers

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MISSED OUT ON THE FUN GUY TSHIRTS AGAIN

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I love it when his bumbling ass gets minutes now, the Warriors defence collapses as soon as he steps on the court

I can't take this. I need the Warriors to win.
I will not be able to handle the Canadians bants. They will not going on about beating Curry and the Santa Cruz Warriors.

Literally who?

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no for sure it's 1000% boogie's fault the warriors dont play lockdown d

PAID

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99% of the USA is rooting against the hostile enemy foreign nation of california

It will damage their reputation, but no one will ever point out that their whole team was extremely banged up. Curry's finger is still taped up from the dislocation, Klay is fucked, Looney is fucked, KD is fucked. No one will ever mention this, so yes their reputation would be fucked.

literally on etsy

Proof? Don't post that picture where the data is only collected from Twitter.

Say it with me: Warriors. In. Six.

WARRIORS IN 6
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If Raptors win this game it's over. There's 0 hope for the Warriors.
Klay isn't saving them again.

It's astounding how they react on twitter on the smallest things

/nba/ sucks this year in the finals.
Peak finals was 2016. That was truly an amazing time.

The canadians are the lesser of two evils, the only true issue is the gooknadians ITT

Supposedly because of the basketball talent. I say indiana, kentucky, or nc have a better claim

raptors are 89% favorites if they win tonight and durant doesnt come back

I ain't no Markham shitter.

literally the 2004 NBA finals all over again

Hardly. They’ve hit the brick wall everyone experiences. It’s a miracle how the Kobe lakers pulled the three peat years. MJ retried after his three peat. It’s way more understandable to lose this series than what happened in 2016 and the effect of having KD around for the last 2 years after.

You don’t erase being at the bad end of a 3-1 reverse sweep in the finals that’s never happened ever. GS would have to hope one day, someone pulls the impossible and makes a 3-0 reverse sweep a reality to wash away 2016

So if Canada wins do they meet trump or trudeau?

Trudeau of course. No one likes Trump, not even the GOP

Both

Trudeau with Obama also there

Canadian team, so obviously the PM. It'd be odd for them to go to the WH.

Oh god. I can already picture trump making the “fine. You weren’t invited to my McDonald’s party ANYWAY” tweet

Raptors are doomed if KD comes back and probably would have lost if Klay played. I really hope KD sits for the entire finals to prove a point.

he's not coming back unless he wants to shorten his career. next season.

Bryan Adams

would KD really be so petty as to sit out the rest of the finals? what exactly went down between him and Green?

The question is who, not what.

He'd probably take a shot at the warriors in a tweet. "The warriors must have gotten so tired of winning under my presidency they threw the finals"

I hope this is accurate. I like KD, but fuck the warriors

gonna be unreal when the warriors choke tonight

You mean who on who

Yes.
Also, even if he were to return, he'd be rusty as all hell

curry is gassed and thompson will be shook. too much drama surrounding the warriors right now while the raptors are rolling

Based and Summer Of 69 pilled

based brazilarry

NICKLEBACK
>THIS IS WHAT YOU REMIND ME

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sneed

He is not staying because Canadian taxes are brutal.

damn danny green has a higher +/- than lowry

Why is that? Don't the raptors get taxed twice? One by the US and the other by Canada? You'd be mad to stay there...

You can write off some of the taxes you pay in Canada but you still have to pay the IRS a pretty big chunk, especially if you are a big earner.

Mecca is a city not a state. And it's not just NBA talent, it's legends like The Goat, Booger Smith, God Shammgod, Rafer Alston.

I wonder how much Lowry has paid in taxes during his whole career.

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Literally who?

>we gon git kyrie n KD

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people really deny that steph curry is the greatest shooter of all time

Kino

It’s hard to tell because defense is castrated compared to the other eras. Definitely the best right now.

no defense could stop some of the shots he takes though

m.youtube.com/watch?v=TEOAkuZcl40

I wonder what that swill tastes like...

They catch the fish from the river and cook it right there, if you know what I mean

expecting a convincing raptors win tonight and Leonard to finally break out. this series will be over in five.

the warriors "dynasty" will go out with a whimper, not with a bang.

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GS just don't have that dog in em

drake

Bill calls him the GOAT shooter in this though.

>Joe Lacob
who the fuck is Loe Jacob

chris broussard is an honorary white man

why did you decide to make this post? what do you win? its not even remotely funny. it literally doesnt make any sense.

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Jesus that little nigglet looks like a bullfrog

My pelicans are trading Anthony Davis for Ben Simmons

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why do franchises have zero loyalty to their players

>Hes swarmed by defenders
>HE SHOT A WILD HIGH ARCING SHOT
>OHHH NOOOOO IT BOUNCED OFF THE BACKBOARD HORRIFICALLY
>IT APPEARS LOWRY HAS FALLEN OVER
>CURRY RUNS IT DOWN THE COURT
>FIRES FROM HALF COURT
>BAAAAAAAAAANG HE KNOCKS IT DOWN
>ITS OVER!
>WAIT WHATS THIS?!
>THERES, THERES SOMETHING RED ON THE COURT NEXT TO KYLE LOWRY!
>OH MY IS HE BLEEDING? IS THAT BLOOD?
>WAIT, WHAT IS THAT LUMP?
>IT APPEARS KYLE LOWRY IS EATING LARGE TORTELLINI OFF OF THE FLOOR OF THE COURT
>HE MUST HAVE BEEN KEEPING THEM IN HIS POCKET AS A SNACK!
>THEYRE TRYING TO MOP IT UP BUT HES GREEDILY SCOOPING THE SAUCE INTO HIS MOUTH WHILE CRYING
>THIS MAN HAS A PROBLEM FOLKS

Said he was the greatest shooter he's seen

And admitted he's only watched 7 games in 10 years.....

Like my Clippers sending Blake packing to Detroit via text message after saying he was a “Clipper for life”. Fucking harsh, but if you cant bring home the goods, you arent owed shit. The fans here are sick of losing and knew it was time for a change. Now things look better than ever. The loyalty comes on the part of the players, not the organizations.

>Steve Kerr: “Good chance” KD might play in game 5 or 6
Jesus Christ now he’s saying he only might play in game 6 before game 4 even happens. Everyone knows he’s not coming back this series, just end this farce already

>nudes of kendall jenner
>can't see an inch of her pussy

because ultimately they are just cogs in the machine and only worth as much as the next guy. A factory owner doesn't care about his machines and would upgrade the moment when it becomes profitable

>Reports: Mike Buddenholzer has not been heard from since the Toronto series and did not return to Milwaukee with team. Sources stated he was spotted in Toronto around Bloor and Dufferin area in a beige Toyota Corolla, appeared "visibly impaired".

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it the warriors win tonight i think he'll come back game 6, if the warriors lose tonight he'll be back for game 5

simple

Was he bumpin Pusha T?

He hasn’t even started running yet, dude’s leg is fucked up. He wouldn’t be back if the finals were still a month off, and you’re a dumb, dumb chimp for falling for Kerr’s ruse

LeBron would destroy these Warriors, sadly. Oh well he decided to join a team of 20 year old clout chasers

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It is if you're a Democrat.

Who?

NEW

Based Travis Scott posters

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If they went down 3-1 and came back and won without KD that'd go a long way towards making up for 2016.

Yes he would. KD is a bitch ass snake.

It's been almost sixty years and teams still don't get why the "Wilt Effect" is a thing. I'm actually quite baffled by this, considering the dominance of the Celtics and the Lakers in the 80s was pretty much built around the principle of countering the Wilt Effect.