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Blues lead Final 3-2

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>ruins

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still rock hard

>ruins
>shorks

BASED

the refs, the fans, and everyone involved agrees : fuck boston

in for fuck the broons

>bombston

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that was bullshit desu

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fuck lads I just want to stick my dick in a girl so badly. What the fuck do I do

Good ole refpuck. How much did you pay em for the game?

ok, maybe yinz will disagree, but fuck ruins

>lose
>start fighting in the stands
>throw garbage on the ice

The saltiest trips to ever exist

>bawston in full suicide mode
absolute worst fans in sports everybody

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look at these faggots

move to a big city like toronto or vancouver. and that will probably just happen

>why yes, i do love new england sports. what gave it away?

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Just asking, im not a Bruins fan whatsoever, I just know bullshit when i see it. Haha.

are there riots in bostin yet?

Your right, Blues got away with a ton of shit in the second. If you mean the second goal however, refs made the right call.

whoops dropped this

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im getting tired of seeing this gremlin faggot

But I do already.

were in the ontime thread lads

sure just asking for a friend
SEETHING

>tfw bruinfags are gonna be gone by sunday possibly and we get bostonian salt
You reap what you sow boston. The refs giveth you trophies and now you are losing one from a call that shouldn’t be called for acciari being a dumbass

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actually on time non-early new

I just saw bits and pieces of the game and was trolling desu.

>late laine zoom zoom thread
Kill yourself Sam

Would you rather be a Boston basedboy or a stl hillbilly?

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Some of you yinzers are alright. Don't go to Pittsburgh tomorrow.

you sub to his patreon lad?

>hook nosed tranny kike goblin
yikes

fuck boston

Why didn't bawwwston just score a second goal?
Like how hard could that possibly be? What's their excuse?

There was contact for sure, the Bruin player absolutely embellished as well. Ref was right there, so he didn't miss it

Hillbilly because I would not stand to live in such a trash heap of a city like boston

>the shitty of Boston

Will we see this in Boston this year?

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Not feeling so good

Cheering against Boston is the same as cheering for Toronto lads

Umaru~~~

>these are the "people" attaching anime pictures to their posts
yeah that's gonna be a yikesola family

Nah Toronto fans are not as cocky

>ruins
>bawwwwston
>complaining about refs
>ever

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Not if they lose in game 6. If they lose in game 7 maybe

t. boston fagg

>pay off refs
>still lose

hoc = cringe
cric = based

this but opposite

Mike Rupp did everything except call Marchand a little bitch boy fagot right after the game on NHL Network

obviously stl hillbilly

I don't even care if the refs hand this series to shit louis. It doesn't matter, Brady will win his 7th and dab all over you incel rednecks. I'll go to sleep easy tonight knowing I live in the best part of the world, working a promising career at a very high-profile tech company and saving enough money for my partner to become the person she has always felt like on the inside, by allowing her to star in a BASED BLACKED.com shoot, with enough left over for a vacation to Thailand only for me to revel in my closeted tranny fetish I have to prove my manhood.


Enjoy your trailer parks and wrestling matches, rednecks. I'm literally LMAOing at your lifes. Right-wingers vote against their economic interests. Have sex, incels

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Boston wins 2011 off the back of the refs
But complain about refs in 2019
????
It's almost like boston is a pathetic fanbase for a dirty team full of goons

who else excited for JOHNNY HOCKEY next year???

I'm already seeing people claim that the Blues don't deserve their potential SC win because of one call. Do these people realize that the entire point of making it best of seven is so that one bad call in one game doesn't dictate who wins it all?

7-1

/hoc/ - white
/cric/ - nonwhite
Absolutely simple as

I really hope the Bruins win in 7 because the international asspain will be quite a sight to see.

>they cope with niggercollide
why do they even pretend to like hockey?

New Shannon.
youtube.com/watch?v=TYVjWytUsl0

Chatot!!

>lose in game 7
hopefully thanks to a refpuck. to maximize the butthurt.

>people unironically enjoy paki paddle
but for what purpose?

>Bombston fans crying about non calls in the final
It took 8 years but the karma has finally hit them

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the only solution is to execute everyone with a twitter and reddit account.

Zoomers' first Stanley Cup finals

>calling boston fans """people"""

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>but I'm not gonna say "we;ll be back for game 7" cause look how that went for tortallini
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Karma hit them two years after from the hawks. Sure it had the insufferability of chiraq winning, but seeing those 2 in just 17 seconds is just glorious to watch

blues lost? confused.

so the riots were because of the non-calls/refpuck?

All of that is true. The penalty he got for hitting Bennington in the first period was Marchand being typically idiotic. Still was a trip of Acciari though.

thanks for proving the Bruins fans right, that's the call that the ref should have made

seething @ my truthbombs

>implying it wasnt an accident

Yes, did you even watch that series? People were generally pissed that the refs were basically letting the goons do whatever to the Sedins but we'd get called for every single thing.

Yeah, idk why I dont want to pay more in taxes. Keeping more of my money is really screening me over.

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they did, it just wasn't ruled a goal

t. never watched the 2011 final

you = reddit

its disgusting how badly laffsnet wants the ruins to win. craig simpson was basically in tears over the "missed" penalty call during the live broadcast and friedman and kypreos were just as upset about it too. they basically gave no credit to binnington and just spent the whole postgame shitting on the refs.

“B-BUT THE CANUCKS WERE GOONS!”
Bitch please the only goons on that squad were aaron rome and raffi torres, and kesler but he was still at least able to give scoring to the canucks

i probably did but it was so long ago

lmao the tax cuts all went to corporations and the 1%, imagine being this brainwashed by faux news

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>implying it was

>craig simpson was basically in tears over the "missed" penalty call during the live broadcast
that's the part that pissed me off the most. absolutely disgusting. i bet he's still seething.

Shoo /pol/

Goal would still have counted even if it was a penalty.

Boston NEEDS to fucking win Game 6 so they can lose at home in Game 7

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>SHANNON IS SO FUCKING PISSED HE WONT EVEN WEAR THE BLUES JERSEY

based

So glad Blues are my secondary team

is this the end for him?

He played the puck and not the body. Without the embellishment you wouldn't have even noticed the contact it was so light. It was either accidental or didn't happen at all, good no call by the refs.

is the 3peat, dare i say, back on?

So boston is complaining about a slew foot yet watching this footage it’s clear that he botched it. What a fucking dumbass.

My taxes were cut noticeably. Wow, I didnt know I was in the one percent making under 50. We must be having hard times.

it is

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Botched?

Everything is about intentions amirite?

No bitch go back to your cave. Le one point in 4 games generational talent meme

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he played the legs, dude should be on Cobra Kai not in the NHL

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93239281
possibly the worst post in /hoc/ of all time

Hello pissssburgh. Have a cup of seethe free on the house

wow so informative

Let’s not forget that the sabres traded a conn smythe winner and possible selke winner for absolute dogshit

even if it was a penalty, wouldnt the call be delayed?

>ruins will be eliminated on the lords day
well that is awfully kind of gary.

can anyone that doesn't have a dog in this fight tell me if that was tripping or not? I'm an nbalet

The only good return is tage thompson really, and that pick. Blues straight up just fleeced them.

>cornholio at the end
kek

no. retard.

Kesler was the farthest thing ever from a goon, dude was just a solid player. Maybe you meant Burrows but he was more core to our scoring at that point than a pest. We were the penultimate skill team that year.

remember when /hoc/ "proscouts" thought ryan oreilly was locker room cancer?

so they would shill for boston simple because they don't want to be laughed at as a city with the longest drought if the blues win? that's pretty pathetic.

>Shannon in a boiling rage about the no call right now

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meant for.

yeah botched a slew foot. so it wasn't a slew foot. i guess that's what he meant

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No, Reebok stopped making sticks 5+ years ago.

that pick will be the 31st pick in the draft. It's basically a 2nd rounder.

The Blues actually cut salary on that trade.

That and the Schenn for Lehtera and a couple average 1st round picks are the highlights of Armstrong's career.

>last night
>walk by 7/11 on way home
>have $1.50
>gonna buy a small coke bottle for $1
>(they dont sell cans for some reason)
>walk up to the employee smoking weed with his buddy
>he looks visibly nervous
>get an idea
>flagrantly steal cokes and chocolate bars since the employee knows i know he's high
>thanks bud
>leave

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>want to win
>talk about some massive fuck up by the refs
Do you even think before posting or are you seething this much leaf?

based

I guess I should add Armstrong traded Reaves and a 2nd rounder for Sundqvist and a first rounder. Another feather in Armstrong's cap.

Late reminder that St. Louis makes better New England IPAs than Boston does

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the only thing boston does better than other cities is get bombed

Tampa in 7

That's New York, m8.

more like Queen Fallen Fag

Armstrong has done some decent moves as a GM. He isn’t the absolute best nor is the worst. The oshie trade also gave them zach sandford who has been vital at times, and they have built well from the draft (see blais, barbashev). Buffalo practically gave two teams amazing players for cheap, and it might as well be the biggest fuck you buffalo has gotten since 2007
That canucks team should have won, but the bruins stuffed them after game 2. If they just took ONE game at TD garden then maybe the Canucks would have hoisted the cup

then why are the boston bombers an offical sports team?

Tbf New York didn’t get bombed

>drinking ipa

good goy

hehe good one. Hockey Monkey has their own line of hockey sticks now. Very affordable. Perfect for rioting. That or Alkali.

Arab Kamikaze isn’t a bomb shlomo

>this is funny in reddit

>all those dirty hits by Marchand
>bombston fans: NOOOOOO THAT WAS A SLEW FOOT!!

it was an unintentional trip. it should have been called. would it have mattered? no.

marchand is the master of slewfoot yet bombston fans never whine about it

i mean the goal would still have counted even if they called that. because it was a 50% no call.

>drinking

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They did once.

Yeah it was, but Boston deserves getting shit on and the bloos deserve a cup so it was a cosmically righteous non-call.

>poisoning yourself willingly

get out of here nerds

1993

lmao

those savages are fighting blues fans too

twitter.com/B1ackSchefter/status/1136842178154487808

what the fuck are you talking about?

boston is human garbage

youtube.com/watch?v=INkJPgKjCHc

>Shannon literally SEETHING

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youtube.com/watch?v=INkJPgKjCHc
HE PUT IT ON

>he is literally seething
i thought this night couldn't get any better

Failed bombings don’t count. If your target is 100k and you get 6 you failed

Tried this. Doesn’t work.
Probs just gonna get a hooker at this point.

isn't 6 more than the boston bombing killed?

Who are the autists that actually give a shit about what sweater he wears?

Losing too, kek.

>i hope your house burns down and that all of your stuff's in it when it does and you don't have insurance

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Get out of your current rut

If you sit at home playing vidya and watching hockey and never go out you'll never get girls. Wear clothes that fit, get a haircut and go to the gym

NYC has a population of 9 million compared to Boston’s what 800k? I could shit and kill a person in New York

no fucking idea but i'm glad they do

Be 6 feet tall
Hit the gym
Eat well
Get sex

Simple as

Based hawks going 18-1 = 17 on them.

That year sucked anyway. 2013 was gay and so was 2014 and 2015 to an extent

LOOK WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO /HOC/

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2014 was only not gay because we got to laugh at the
>rags

>shannon does it for free

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How long until he tracks down the Boston fan who said he hopes Shannon's house burns down?

>shannon strangles a boston mutant with a St Louis towel

2012
2013 *17 seconds
2014 *rags lose
2015
2016
2017
2018 *ovi wins
2019 *TB sweep

All boring as fuck, * denotes small redemptive moment which made the playoffs less boring

have sex

missed calls go both ways

Call your mom

/ourguy/ Binnington is 1 win away from the nhl record for most postseason wins by a rookie

enjoying watching bombston get dunked on lads.

Doesn’t roy hold that?

Sam 2020 Stanley Cup

I hope their fans realize it's fake. It legitimately doesn't count. This series will only ever be 3-3 or a Boston winner. I honestly hope the Bruins raise a banner and claim the cup no matter what happens. More people will always recognize Boston as the true 2019 champions, mark my words.
Any blues fan that supports their team after this pathetic excuse for a game deserves to be banned for life. You can't call yourself a fan of hockey. If it comes to it I will personally call out anyone I see wearing Blues Champions gear. If you think this series has been fair then you're more hopeless than the flat earthers.
The Blues and any fans who still support them are the scum of the earth and don't deserve to ever win the cup. And they won't. Go Bruins.

>that shitshow was a fucking abortion the likes of which we haven't seen since the stillborn birth of Erik Karlsson's baby
>the blues raped these faggots and got away with it much like Patrick Kane and his rape allegations
>back to you Doc

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based retard reddit not understanding the rules of fandom

dirty team 2bqhwyl

Blues aren’t dirty though. But enough flopping from boston can make one think that

hahahahahahhaha yes yes tears of unfathomable sadness!

*RKOs Sam*

Roy had 15

Drunk tbqhwy lads

StLbilly reporting. I warsh my fark with a warshcloth.

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*blocks your path*

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imagine losing a fight against a fan of the opposing team in >your own arena after >your team gets thoroughly dominated.

*goes five hole*

loss puck Eberle SCORES TIE GAME.... CAN...YOU...BELIEVE IT!!
>I can.. because of the fact that Klyukin iced the puck and look at the Russian body language now. They're crushed. Tavares had to step up and make a magical play. The crowd loves it, Tavares magical play.

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So people are claiming this also doesn’t feel clean? Bozak was going to play the puck. Acciari is a dunce for flopping like that and also a retard for doing such embellishment. The bruins also stopped dead on their tracks and went full retard. Not to mention Boston had COUNTLESS chances to go up and tie the game. Whine all you want, it’s a missed call, and that happens.

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Wish I knew

*bashes a box of light tubes over your head*
MDK ALL FUCKING DAY

Thank goodness my fanbase isn’t retarded micks or yinzers

thought this was a redditpost at first but after authentication procedures i've determined it's an original /hoc/ seethepost
absolutely beautiful

I remember when >my team was up 3-2 in the final..

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Hahahahah could you imagine being Irish though. Just a drunk fucking retard. Pale. Deformed

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

I refuse to believe that is not a redditpost

Cool bro keep seething

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for me, it's freshly squeezed

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BRUINS ELIMINATION DAY

squozen

...

I JUST CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD

Sedin sisters gave up in game 7 along with 80% of the team and you know that

How would you rate “Gloria”?

Don't care. /hoc/ is a GCW and Hana Kimura general

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I want Neely or Cassidy calling these refs out publicly by name. I want these refs banished from the league.
Blah blah blah "fast speed game, we all make mistakes" - that's fucking bullshit. A ref is looking right at them.
How pathetic is it that Craig Berube can call out the refs after his dirty ass team lets us go 4/4 on the power play and suddenly they stop calling them for their bullshit. Hmmmmmm.

based

Thinking about going cycling after work and then drinking some cold beer in the evening

i rate it pretty highly, up there with dancing queen

patrick marleaus house for sale only 11 million canadian

youtube.com/watch?v=appPn1xTlW0

>the absolute city of RUINS that is Boston

Even better that they didn't make a mistake

thoughts on the game pekka?

>he doesn't know 9/11 was a controlled demolition
kek

that's just his second house

Based Chara, the Mountain that Skates, is alright at least which makes me happy

good canadian boy gonna win it for em

both teams are shit

was it something that they said
or the voices in your head

Maybe the blues have, you know, ADAPTED to the bruins game like they did against the sharks and jets and stars? The bruins power play was gonna be stopped eventually also. I enjoy this salt because you rarely see Boston seethe. Such a pleasure really

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if by alright you mean needing surgery and in excruciating pain while also being a total non factor in the game then yeah, he's just fine

>boss won't be in tomorrow
>his boss won't be in tomorrow
Feeling mischievous

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time to get fucking bombed like berlin in 1945

how much worse will next season be after the results of this year's ploffs?

Roy shares it with Hextall, Ward, Dryden, and now Binnington.

my boss recently got back so no more shitposting

Oh yeah, also Murray

this happened like once a year at the warehouse i used to work at and the dude i worked with and i made a regulation size hockey net out of plywood and vinyl with spray painted targets on it and we'd rip sick pucks to the net bros

Didn't ask

Caps and Pens out early, and no Blackhawks in sight the state of the NHL is strong my dude.

Which one of Shannon's 2,841 favorite hockey teams is going to lose the stan lee cup this year, lads?

>no one replying to the avatarfag

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frig

I for one am not looking forward to the "makeup" calls Bombston will get in Game 6

do you soibois still have your playoff/stan lee bowl beard?

I THINK THEY GOT YOUR NUMBER

Hey, new to hockey.
Is laying on your ass instead of getting up while the other team scores, then suffering the indignation of the other team celebrating around you the hockey version of being 'cucked?'

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Next year's finals (central championship) jets hawks (2nd in central)
Next year's second best finals (WCF) jets preds (WC1)
Next year's who gives a fuck at this point (SCF) jets sweep caps in 5

Hello yes gimmie quick easy (you)’s

And right here is why you never quit on a play

If pittsburgh misses and so does chiraq and >rags, it’s a good playoffs regardless.

yes you can all have (you)s because i'm feeling generous tonight

this kills the bostons

Based now I sleep

>3 more days til game 6
>starting line up 1 hour long
>presentation of honour guard 1 hour
>anthem 1 hour long
>quick 1 hour intermission
>puck drop
Fuck this retarded bush league

Next year's SCF is Yotes vs. Pongs

>alarm goes in 5 hrs
>if I smoke another bowl I'm up at least 90 minutes
Well lads, what do?

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Cassidy whining about 'hits to the head' while Bruins players keep ducking their heads below their waist.

>hour long post game watching every single blue do a lap with the cup

It'll be Canucks vs Sabres to decide which team is the true eternal loser

you have to smoke to sleep though

honestly it's just an excuse for boston cope. did you really think boston would ever respect any other team?

"it's not our fault!"

ok pal
>1/40

manlets have no choice but to duck that low

Real bed time hours

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And neither team makes playoffs next season, so the finals is between arizona and new york

what is your ultimate nightmare conference finals scenario?

>LA Kings vs Vegas Golden Knights WCF
>NY Rangers vs TB Lightning ECF

next year in the east is habs.

winning every trade they've made in the past 2 or 3 years along with good prospects and they will truly become elite

to fight off yet another montreal cup is the colorado avs

>chicago vs anaheim/LA
>pongs vs bruins
Those were some GRIM times

seattle-vgk

Gary hates Canada so much, he put all the good Canada teams in the west

Does any jets fans wanna maybe mess around this weekend? Like kiss or something. Like any cute girls reading this

i dont think they get the internet in the kitchen

>he put all the good Canada teams in the west
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Chicago/LA and Anaheim/Chicago WCFs were pretty good hockey, even if you hate the teams involved.

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isles-wongs
shorks-avs

Hillbilly all the way desu...

>Pats launch the Boston Dynasty by beating a St Louis team
>Bruins end the Boston Dynasty by losing to a St Louis team
So it is written, so shall it be done

This refpuckery is NOT real hoki

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Incorrect. If St Louis wins then Toronto is in sole possession of the longest active cup drought and Buffalo and Vancouver move into second

prove it

kind of hope the series goes to 7 games and blues win in boston on account of the refs for maximum pooin fan asspain

Xheattle Dickgirls

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a bombston riot would be kino desu

They call them the zheattle dickgirls because they're gay as fuck

seattle hc

business idea Seattle Skidaddles

*beats brap wife in the distance*

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the Seattle Canucks

seattle shannons

Ryan O'Reilly is the ultimate chad of the Cup Finals.

as much fun as it would be to watch Boston lose in front of their own fans, STL finally getting that Cup at home would be pure kino

>Wearing Blues gear when you say you're a Bruins fan.

who

Arizona vs Ottawa scf.

Who the hell could name 5 players on either team?

>all reddit wrestling
fag

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

>be shannon
>scoff at other fans when their teams get a series-ending refpuck call
>seethe when it happens to his team
grim

LORD WINNINGTON

Yo I wanna dedicate this to my Boston Boos, who just lost to the Blues, big love

youtube.com/watch?v=2Py37G9qsfY

How good is O'Reilly?

pls no bully

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NOOOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF SHANNON

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>gets absolutely shitter-shattered by dumb fans

>Post your face when you don't live in the shithole that is Boston

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>even boston fans hate each other
pottery

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Give me an example of Marchand slew foot

Anime posters deserve to live in Boston.
Disgusting services the disgusting

Brassard and Niskanen.
Marchand is hilarious but he is the dirtiest player in the league.

I really hope someone saves this for seething Boston bitch copypasta

>I honestly hope the Bruins raise a banner and claim the cup no matter what happens.

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youtube.com/watch?v=ThlP3tNVsWQ

fuck Marchand
he's like 90% of why I'm rooting against Boston

i didn't see any this game (i admittedly wasn't watching closely) though i did see him attempt one of his patented submarine hits

what have we come to? replying to reddit bait? this is pathetic.

is grease just pretending again?

There are entire montages of him doing it up on youtube.
I think I saw one that was 12 minutes long the other day in my recommendations.

Anyone but Boston desu

bored desu

Better than Suckeye

N

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pretending what? It is a reddit post

"don't reply to reddit"
>he say's as he replies to reddit
also, prove it.

I didn't want to go and reply to every reply so I just clicked on the original post for time

prove what? can't you tell?

scouting reports say it's a falseflag

but what are they based on? this---->?

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my /hoc/ frens would never lie to me

N

Hill billy for based Missouri gun laws

Easy
>Flames vs Jets
>Habs vs Toronto
Canada wins a cup guaranteed is a scary thought

>scared of canada winning a cup
there's nothing to be afraid of.

Waking up at 330 am and not being able to fall back asleep kinda blows desu

Why the fuck does he care so much that some of the comments are negative? Just ignore or tell them to go fuck themselves don't make a video about it

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Laine hit a hole-in-one

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youtube bux

who /golfer/ here?

Laine to New Jersey for Taylor hall jets miss playoffs 2020

is does Big Daddy Buff hate laine so much?

Those are based you mongrel

He doesn't laine makes everyone else look good by comparison but he wants nine million for 8 years and laine fucking sucks so the jets don't want to commit to that and taylor hall won sign in new jersey

NHL insider here Karlsson deal is finalized just gotta wait until July first to sign

Best finns

>Barkov
>Aho
>Rantanen
>Bulju

*power gap*

Laine

>people voluntarily living in Missouri

Stl says, “great to have y-“
>*blam blam blam*
>*choked gurgling noise*

Hmmm
>overrated shit
>figure skating pussy
>Lanklet choker
>chicken head peckerwood

And

>generational bust

You are a retard

and you're a faggot

And in six years all those cuts go away, yet the entire system remains restructured in favor of megacorps. Weird, right?

He was stopping, the alternative was steamrolling Accari into the boards, which you faggots would still be crying about.

Good morning boomer

>It's trump's tax plan
>After both Dems and Repubs took it, edited it, and sent those versions up to be voted on
Reminder Congress is the ultimate power in the land.

Go Jets btw

Aliens run everything I have no idea how no one has caught on to this. AI and automation will soon manage the debt slaves from third world shitholes and as a result the NHL with probably bring back the two line pass.

Broons fan here, honestly don't mind the bloos. Kind of upset at that no call though

wow, real mature you guys, you should be proud of yourselves

Go back to bed faggot

pay denbts

beautiful dive by acciari
he should consider a career in footie

I'd slap the mustache off his fucking face if he did that in front of me

You can only post in this thread if you have a team playing for the Stanley Cup right now.

Get a job nigger.

why are you posting then faglord

>ruins elimination soon

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>not soon enough
:(

I play for the Boston Bruins.

Game 6 is win/win
>ruins lose
>ruins win then lose game 7 at home

your wife gives me a job

A sex job

>ruins fans are sitting in jail after getting btfod and heemed

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>St. Louis is still a dumpster fire of a city

post your pecker brad

t. Chickenhead

bulju will leave edmonton, pray for edmonton.

t. Liar

no you are in fact a chicken head

>pulju negotiating with chiarelli
youtu.be/u155ncSlkCk

>fact
/hoc/ is in full retard mode this morning

>benjamin hochman
is this the swell dude ive been hearing about?

You're the fuckin chicken head buddy

Fuck off, leaf.

Probably since you talk to chickenheads, chickenhead

>post on /hoc/
>burgers eternally seethe
i take it back, everything is normal around here

1993 was the last Canadian victory, keep dreaming chicken head

>post on /hoc/
>Canada still hasn't won a cup this millennium

Based retard.

i used to be friends with usa
currently considering revoking this friendship

>rangers
>devils
>avalanche
>red wings
>red wings
>stars
>devils
>avalanche
>red wings
>devils
>lightning
>hurricanes
>ducks
>red wings
>penguins
>black hawks
>bruins
>kings
>black hawks
>kings
>black hawks
>penguins
>penguins
>capitals


Not a single Canadian team in sight LMFAO

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to the playoffs next year and find those fucks who are in our way we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

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why the fuck do we even tolerate canadians in /hoc/? they're no better than grease or any other third world shithole posters.

Holy shit....
I FUCKING HATE CANADIANS

>no one mentions the wild
>they win as many cups as Canada since their creation

thanks gary

better stop cheering for your favourite player

Hey at least you won that shitty meme tourney three years ago LMFAO

imagine being suck a cuck you are satisfied with your own nations poor performance in best on best tournaments

None of my favorite players are Canadian.

Things Canada hasn't won recently:
Olympics
iihf
Stanley Cup
right not to have govt enforced homosexuality

businessinsider.com/nhl-american-canadian-players-2028-2017-11
reminder canada is a basketball nation.

Canada keeps getting BTFO every day and everyway it's like the NHL itt

I only cheer for champions as well.

>forcing yourself to believe you dislike your star players only because they are leaves
next level coping mechanics on display

what has usgay won recently?

The Stanley Cup you fucking IDIOT
Canada isn't a world superpower in hockey anymore. Have fun watching basketball and women's soccer lol

>moving the goal posts

>the stanley cup is won by nations
back into full retard mode

>making up bullshit no one said
He never said he didnt like a single leaf, he said none of his favorite wasnt a leaf you fucking cock loving faggot ass bitch.

t. Bigot

>born to run plays softly in the background while I fuck your mom

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alright enough (You)s for our resident vegass seether
if we keep going hes gonna foam at the mouth

>greatest goal scorer: Russian
>Canadian cup championships: 47
>USA cup championships: 53

HAHAHAHAHA

>everyone who hates me is a vegass poster
fucking schizo

why are you always trying to start some shit you samefagging bitter manichaistic piece of diarrhea turd?

who are you quoting?

It’s the Republican tax plan the swamps been pushing for two decades.

>being against making children pay a decade from now for corporate welfare today is boomer tier

wtf, I tried to open your pic and it disappeared

Riddle me this boston: what difference would said call have given how the blues played that night? You lost and theres a call that was missed but really was a gay dive from a masshole, AND your fans beat eachother up. Nice class

I only posted one of those you greasy fucking retard

retard

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>AND your fans beat eachother up.


we want the footage

>wishing you were a blues fans so you could say all of this unironically
lel

and we fucking want our debts

If you said that shit to my face I'd abort you on the spot little man

it's literally posted multiple times itt

can you...uhhh...can you link me to a relevant post? Thanks beforehand

No mongrel. You can do your own research. We don't bottlefeed in /hoc/.

What does /hoc/ think about Bruce Springsteen

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

...

thanks, but my computer browser does not support the latest version of java

Can't believe you helped that asshole out. He's never going to learn like that

ah, nevermind

youtube.com/watch?v=eiBV-LRVHDg

Born to run is his best song

Don't know why the altercation started but after the guy threw beer on everyone he deserved a whoopin

*choking noises*

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>fighting two stairs down against a bigger opponent.
bold move

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

the weak should fear the strong

looool, not only did their team lose but they also got beaten up by the opposing hooligans
hahahahahahahaha, boston definitely needs another bomb happening SOON if they want to keep any sympathies or relevancy, hahahahahaha, I can't believe this shit

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I woke up this morning, feeling wonderful, as I did not wake up being a Boston fan. Thank God.

Still better than being some Greek faggot

fuck yeah bro

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what's next for this madman

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Chicago, our trojan horse

Junior league

For me, I don’t care for him desu

He's already signed to be assistant coach for the Flyers next season.

recycled for the next decade

Canada hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993

speaking of coaches, I wonder what Therrien's up to, did he even get a job? he has a ring and reached the ECF multiple times

Massasoysetts

not sure why bruins "fans" are so hyped on Yea Forums

they don't actually care about supporting the team

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We beat the Cantpucks in spite of refs like always lol, maybe I don't hate St Goonis more than Shitcouver after all

mom and aunt waited outside his house to meet him in the 80s.

The doorman comes out, informs them that was not Bruce Springsteen's house.

If he lied, we can never know.

Ok this is epic

2spooky4me

>We beat the Cantpucks in spite of refs like always lol
>in spite
youtube.com/watch?v=txBVdz6UO3U

It's called the National Hebrew Leage for a reason. It's rigged (like most sports). Open your eyes

All conspiracies are real btw

>AI
>Al iens

truth is we all live in simulation

What is it simulating??

just how obnoxious americans can be

Is Boston loosing because lack of size, grit and physicality ? Is it the end of small, fast and skillful NHL ?

>He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

america "the great"

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Summer sucks. No hockey, too hot, bugs, busy roads. I miss winter already

boston is losing because their top forward line is holding back the team

right now blues in 7

you forgot how the sun literally hates white men

NHL player safety is going to review Barbashev's hit.

Business Idea: Don't attempt to put your head below your waistline when playing a hockey game.

>cric has archived over 3 threads at the same time hoc couldn't even do 2
So I'll keep this short and sweet. Your sport is dead, nobody knows about it and you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else on this board.

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post your toilet

Uh no. Bruins in 7. Bruins outplayed the blues last 2 games. Series is over, the bruins have the blues figured out. Blues aren't going to beat Boston 3 games straight

binland not pulling any punches this morning

they falsely believed they cracked binnington in game 3 and now they can't score and it's in their head
if they don't score in the first 5-10 mins of game 6, it's over

based street shitter

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>the bruins have the blues figured out
they couldnt figure out how to score a second goal in game 5

poo loois will be fine

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It's Rask's turn to have a shit game this playoffs. All goalies do.

Why would NHL be concerned about brain damage if Bruins players already have it?

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I am hongcouverian. Can I go to piss Louis to get a cute southern girl?

Just go to the meme tourist areas and eventually you'll meet one.

t. hongcouverian

Fuckin chicken head

Who knows. Marchand trips and does swarmy shit on purpose all the time.

Are they going to suspend barkov and barbashev for their hits on the bruins?

OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS FAC-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inhales*

FINNI-
FINNISH GOA-
FINNISH GOALTENDIN-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*inhales*

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAH

The wild will never win a cup

yes, gary is taking control of this series

just covering their asses for lawsuits down the road

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Flopper

Still laughing

alcoholic micks confirmed poorer than literal flyovers

Not sure why this is surprising.
Happened with vegas and shorks.

surprised by what

Bostonians aren't human

Officiating making an influence on games.

the dive cancelled out the trip
the non-call on the ice was the right call

>38 shots, 1 goal, 0 5 on 5 goals
He was just imitating the guys on the ice.

If you say so.
Either way, I thought the elbow to the jaw on Johansson was more egregious.
If people want to complain about non-calls, that's the one I would be mad about.

hey fellow r/bruins user! i know this silly imageboard format is confusing but did you know that you can click on the little number next to posts and reply directly ?

happy to help out a boston friend :)

dont @ me you laff loving faggot

sorry! Meant to reply to my friend in my post here We're both still getting the hang of Yea Forums!

its being reviewed by NHLPS and the contact is shoulder to shoulder

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sorry! Just trying to help! It looks like you still can't find the number. It starts with 932etc

Thank me later back on Reddit pal (no gold required :) )

Bulju was interviewed by finnish newspaper today. He thinks he'll get traded this summer.

Bad angle, and that's not the one.

perhaps you could include a screen/vid of the hit you are complaining about then

Where to?

It was early in the game, where Johansson got jacked in the jaw and then spun around on the ice.
If you watched the game you would remember it.

just woke up. where is the new bread

kitties :DD

>If you watched the game you would remember it.
funny, since you say this and yet you cant even produce evidence of the contact

we could recycle

new

"not my job to educate you"
really don't even care either way, just feel bad for the guy. he's a magnet for concussions.
marchand gave him a elbow last year that took him out for months and now hes getting jacked multiple times per game.

He runs a channel about sports for normal people, he wants clean discussions and can’t respond to banter very well

I only posted one of those. You're a fucking retard, Greece. That's why know one remembers your role in the hyper-war.

Blues in 6. Let them win on home ice.