Le 25 years old hot prospect

Stay on topic guys

I’m better looking than this average Joe

prove it (you won't)

But he's already pretty good. Just not insanely good.

>Italian/Spanish hybrid?
I'm literally this and ugly as fuck.

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he's a good player but he needs to learn to stay on his feet more often and stop trying to dribble everything. allegri played him out of position all season long

tough break

how the fuck is it possible being ugly with the 2 most alpha genetics on this earth?

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Kek You really think Argentinians look like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=U5eFJM1zqm8

>you will never look like Thor but speak spanish
>you will never be Argentinian in Europe traveling slaying all the pussy

youtube.com/watch?v=TZLAYMhamEg

God this guy has perfect eyebrows

god damn, how i get myself an argentine bf?
they're so sexualized and hot

youtu.be/ZzPPcZo4OpE?t=27

I love how sexualized latin culture is . imagine being a virgin in a latin country? must be torture

Imagine. Haha.

Fucking hell. So are the Argentinean men the Ultra Chads of the world ?

no, they just think they are. says more about their culture than anything. every country has chads and virgins.

there are no Asian Chads

Tbh dybala+20m for Pogba makes sense for all parties

Any spanish anons here can tell what the gist of this is ?

Is this /hm/ ?

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It's game show where you meet each other on tinder, they bring you to the game show then you have to play some mini-games for prizes with your match

the prizes are things like TV, refrigerator, etc.

At the end of the show, you hold a piece of paper that says "yes" or "no" if you liked the Tinder match or not, if you both say "yes" then you get to have a date and keep all the prizes that you won, sharing it with the person.

if one person says "no", then the game show goes to a final round where the host asks trivia questions - the person who answers the question gets "steals" one of the prizes. The more questions you answer correctly the more prizes you take for yourself.

In this video, the girl was a typical roastie who pretended to like the guy the entire game show. She kept saying how nice he was, kept touching him gently the entire show, was all over him doing her roastie tricks to make him say "yes"
Her plan was to say "no" in the end and then take all the prizes in the trivia challenge, but the guy cucked her and answered everything correctly before her - stealing everything from her and making her look like a moron in front of millions of people (it's on national tv)

>but the guy cucked her and answered everything correctly before her - stealing everything from her and making her look like a moron in front of millions of people (it's on national tv)
quite based

Have people realised that he's only good on Football Manager on FIFA?

I know that feel argie bro

These YouTube auto-translations are a laugh riot

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>le 26 year old prospect

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BASED. Lumberjack Chad
also lmao at the comments
>La tipica minita que le gustan los negros villeros

Here is a full show if you want to watch

youtube.com/watch?v=5kn9ZkPG6IU

This Camila girl is from Brazil and horny as fuck. I would fuck her 10 hours straight.

go to a high end place in Singapore you will feel beta as fuck

Camila looks like a great one night stand

based

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fuck me

I'm 26yo and feel old. :(

No lol.

Same pal

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if you're less than a 7 you might aswell kill yourself
you're gonna be fuckin gordas left and right

I'm 23 and I feel old, can't imagine being 26 desu. Bet there are 21 year olds reading this thinking I'm ancient as well. I miss our youth bros

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>tfw Mutt
>tfw handsome as fuck

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>one night
Shes amazpnian shes gonna lock you up to the bed for a fucking week but nothing but ass and water to eat

Dybala is Polish afaik

At least the Polish FA tried to make him play for Poland at some point.

sure got the hot part right