>Friday 7th June
Richmond Tigers vs Geelong Cats @ the MCG; 19:50 AEST
>Saturday 8th June
Carlton Blues vs Brisbane Lions @ Docklands; 13:45 AEST
Gold Coast Suns vs North Melbourne Kangaroos @ Cararra Stadium; 16:45 AEST
Adelaide Crows vs Greater Western Sydney Giants @ Adelaide Oval; 19:10 ACST
>Sunday 9th June
Sydney Swans vs West Coast Eagles @ the SCG; 15:20 AEST
>Monday 10th June - Queen's Birthday/Big Freeze
Collingwood Magpies vs Melbourne Demons @ the MCG; 15:20 AEST
/afl/ Round 12
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Bye: Essendon Bombers, Fremantle Dockers, Hawthorne Hawks, Port Adelaide Power, St Kilda Saints, Footscray Bulldogs
cats lions suns giants iggles and demons
lol
look at this nigga
lol
Tiges finna get dabbed on hard tonight
lol
who /dabloos/ here?
chu better watch yo mouth
*gatecrashes your wedding in a tracksuit just to shake your hand at the altar*
Basedbane tbqh lads
HEAVE HO UNNA
legitimate OP
amazing attention to detail
based and fredpilled
fellas going to marvel tomorrow
shell out and get nice near the front seats online or just buy tickets there
Let's go Geecuck
Sorry but shall be watching Federer vs Nadal tonight instead. Who knows, this could be one of the last times they encounter, especially on clay.
>nadullwinslol
YAWN
why even bother when it's on clay
>not watching both
>not switching to Fedal once Bitchmond get BTFO in the first quarter
>Forgetting FedGOD winning AO 2017 as the massive underdog
Literally won and lost the same number of sets as Rafa, no one knows how good Roger is on clay after being off for so long
Telstra Dome*
Colonial Stadium*
you got me
got the wogeroos playing tonight on ch10, tennis on SBS and nrlel on ch9. I'm looking forward to based /afl/ having better tv ratings and crowd figures than all of them combined
>implying I'd ever forget AO'17
>implying the courts are comparable
Nadal in 4 but I hope I'm wrong
never forget lads
youtube.com
If Fed can't do it against Nadal I hope Nadal wins, home Slam plus FUCK Djokovic.
also fuck Richmond
>faggots talking about wogball, tennis and nrl in /afl/
>faggots talking about afl in /cric/
It's the midyear roster shift
dogs go wacko
dogs go wacko
for straffo
oh give me a fucking break. I remember a respected Indigenous elder and writer basically told him in an article to shut the fuck up.
>waiting until gay pride month to tell him this
based and sneakypilled
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ablett apology when?
i am SHOCKED that this article was written by a woman.
>or in Smithers-speak, “They’re not saying Boo, they’re saying “Boo-oong!”
heh
Based. I stand with Goodes.
>waaah they booed goodes
>e-even tho clubs boo everyone
>does an aggressive war dance to the crowd
>effectively breaks the 4th wall showing the crowd they are having an effect on him
>crowd understands that this ape thinks he's bigger than the game and is causing further division
>plays the victim and goes on personal leave
>"why is whitey so mean to me?"
I don't even have a problem with him singling out the girl who ACTUALLY racially slurred him she got what she deserved but to say that one day the entire AFL community woke up and decided to hate the cunt because he's black is a fucking joke and an insult to people who pay their money to go to the game, first they'll ban booing then you'll have to do a fucking interpretative dance to express your feelings instead of clapping. FUCK ABOS and FUCK VICTORIAN PC BULLSHIT
based and abotrannypilled
what a mental midget boong, they used to scream COON at Adam Cooney and he handled it with aplomb.
Got banned from r/melbourne for talking about Africans again
this is the post.
>swans dabbing hard on carlton
>after the game is well and truly over score a goal and aggressively dab at the carlton cheer squad
>everyone boos you for being a ungracious prick
>fucking racist wogs
>pakistan sri lanka at 5:30pm
>richmond geelong at 5:50
>nadal federer at 6:50
what do?
love that a short while after this happened Eddie said live on air he should be cast in King Kong and even that mongoloid Luke Darcy knew he'd fucked up kek
What's for dinner lads?
scotch fillet and scrambled eggs
pork stir fry
Who was in the wrong here?
>ADELAIDE has dropped veteran midfielder Bryce Gibbs for the third time this season as the Crows continue to be ruthless at selection.
ohnonononononono
can't wait for Pyke to get replaced
is my benis small if i have foreskin but it doesnt completely retract when i have a hard on?
He got dropped for gambling again.
Adelaide for thinking buying an esports team was a good idea
test
Brian Boomer, he was straight up rude
t. bigfooty pro
test2
Did you see the trent croad thread? Funny stuff.
I remember booing the fuck out of that sooky showpony cunt at the iggs game when Jetta did his spear chucking wardance to the crowd. Was great theater tbqh. Fuck lads, when I think about how hard we booed him and how close to the verge of tears he was for the entire game I get fully fucking erect. Hilarious that after the Carlton game he had no issue with the booing but when they where down by 10 goals for most of the day to the based iggs something broke inside him and all of a sudden it's rayciss. I really hope my booing pushed him over the edge into retirement.
nah I just assumed because they love trading in rumours like that
have always been tempted to browse there to btfo the boomers
also what was the thread about
Goodes was a massive cokehead back in the day. Could still be but i'm not in those circles anymore.
>yes please let me suck your Muslim cock
>"a walk in the park with a muzzie"
geez I'm sure this player was randomly selected
Reckon him and Buddy used to get on together?
Will Rotham stay in the Iggs side or will he be straight out when Hurn comes back?
it's funny, he actually became significantly less talented when he became a woman, poetic really.
based bigfooty maestro
Trent Croad and his wife (Jesalenko's daughter) using alias' pretending to be someone else talking about how great they are.
ohnonono
chuck a link
Will most likely be the first to go out, I don't think there's many other defensive rookies though so it might be worth the risk depending on how your team is.
>hurn out
putting the house on the swans
They get exposed later in the thread.
bigfooty.com
Straight out which is a shame because he's a good sort.
Are Geelong legit lads?
God damn my girlfriend is annoying the fuck out of me recently. Is it time for a new one lads?
on the second page and this Jess Solero fella seems a little suspect
Tipping Melbourne to make a late run and win most of the rest of their games this year to sneak into the 8 with Lever and May coming back
which one of those 2 is gonna kick their goals?
best to have a new one lined up before you quit the old one
No
How do i do that? This is my first gf btw
We need a new tripfag to help generate discussion.
Who wants to take one for the team?
>AVICII dies
>still releasing his terrible music
unimpressed
start with a firm handshake and look them in the eye
Got invited to a "barcade" tonight, lads. Should I go?
Will there be cute girls?
>both suddenly posting together at 4:00am and 4:30am
how fucking stupid can you be
I think so.
I always feel like that but after I break up and don't get a new one in like 3 weeks it's like women can smell I'm single and won't touch me with a bargepole. Then I walk through the desert for 1-3 years until I give absolutely no fucks and pick up again.
Made me feel kinda sad for them, also the daughter has 25k insta followers for some reason.
I'm sure 5G will be fine kek, not that you have a choice in this goy, we'll just put them on every street
uhh ok mate
why is my flag uk
This is some real Richmond umpball.
Please watch our sport.
I'm in Perth. My flag is UK for some reason?
>the jew has come in
don't care for this kind of bigotry
>mongs are STILL trying to get around the Telstra/Optus ban
howling
What's a fresh new beer to try, lads? Doesn't need to be something fancy or obscure; just different from the usual northerns/tooheys
>Radio on the AFL site are 15 seconds behind
>They were normally 10 seconds ahead
Fuming, lads. Can no longer buffer the radio so it synced up.
Something to do with your ISP after the ban.
Big fan of Coopers Red tbqh
Pause your tv?
You have been visited by the Adam Goodes of sooky-la-la-ness. The AFL will stop investing in AFLX and send its money to your local team but only if you BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Adam Goodes in this thread.
Please watch our sport.
>northerns
TVs pause?
Geelong are FINISHED
Did you know that all Queensland breweries were started by Victorians?
Yeah and they have the internet on fridges now.
What do you say to him, /afl/?
yeah but as someone in the thread said she's only got a couple hundred likes for each post, probably a lot of paid followers
don't have much sympathy for them, they seem like coked up bogans pretending to be elites
Get a touch Houli you muzzie cunt
that's liam ryan mate
YOU FUNNA WUNNA GO CUNT
Imagine the smell
shave your armpits m8
that doesn't sound like a very boongy name mate, reckon you're full of shit
>10 minutes in
>no goals
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
queer eye tier comment
not liking this newfound lack of anonymity 2bh
Geelong are FINISHED
>booing gaz
must be a whole lot of faggot richmond fans
fuck up ya pommy cunt
based perth bro
north or south of the river?
based tiges fans booing a satan worshiping thug
nah m8 that's chris lewis
west perth
SOTR here
nice lads, so where's the gloryhole happening tonight?
whenever your mum gets off work lad
This but unironically
>This guernsey clash
Disgraceful. Should never be allowed to happen at this level.
Geelong players have gotten confused at least 10 times so far.
What bookie do you guys recommend? Can't be sportsbet or beteasy.
Is that at crown casino? I think its like video games with a bar or something, you wont be getting laid or anything
someone told me the other week that the public toilet block at Mount Henry reserve is a known swinger spot and every fortnight a group of middle aged swingers goes there, puts down a plastic tarp inside and has an orgy kek.
bet365 is the best one on a global scale
testing to see if my flag is still fucked
fuck sake
This is really starting to look like the 2017 finals.
hate attention whoring bongs lads
Gone to any world cup matches m8?
will macintosh get reported for that?
Is their app any good? Also do they have a card that you can instantly access your winnings on?
Fresh OC
then stop posting about them
lmfao (haha)
You can get the flu shot for free if you have asthma but how do you prove you have it?
Their app is great and practically a mobile version of their site. Probably one of the more stable betting apps out there. No card to instantly access winnings on sadly.
that's the one.
documented medical history of course
10/10
requesting Gary Rabbit and Gary Manlet
I'll check them out. Any sign up bonuses? Shame about the card though.
I used to get blown by this swinger in Langford for $20 a pop. She'd converted her flyscreen into a gloryhole at the back of her house. Not gonna lie it was handy as fuck.
honour system
Thought they locked those at night?
*messes with mother*
I used to live on langford avenue, was it near there?
kek, are you literally being peer-pressured into online gambling by your online "friends"?
Sad!
Pretty sure you start with a one-off "double your first deposit up to $200". If you bet with them enough they'll occasionally give your free $5 or $10 bonus bets or cashback on placed horses afaik.
cheeky 12-pack of caramello koalas with me, lads
That would be a good job just driving around locking dunnies
I have asthma, but haven't had to use a puffer since preschool and haven't had any athsma attacks since then. Will there still be a record of my athsma and can I still get it for free even though it hasn't affected me for ~20 years?
do they really differ that much? or have you been locked out of those
TOP FUCKING KEK. I literally read about this on Punter Planet last week.
I had too much chocolate and now my bum is tickling.
Yeah mate just off there. Been a few years now unsure if she's still sucking cock(of strangers for money).
I thought so too but I was down at the Strand in Heathcote one night around 7.30-8pm and it was wide open. I think people have the decency to shoot up at home these days
I'm locked out of sportsbet, beteasy and ladbrokes
did you get them on special at Coles? I got 4 packets
lol
just through winning too much?
Based
think I'm a bit lactose intolerant but I had a spicy chicken vindaloo take-out and a bag of Caramello Koalas last night. Firehoea (fiery diarrhoea) on the cards.
If a girl tells you she is expecting her period soon, and then after that you ask her to go out with you and she says yes, is there still a chance of sex, or she just wants a free meal/drinks?
beteasy and ladbrokes are from winning too consistently. Sportsbet I had a dispute with them about some of their terms and conditions, so they basically told me to get fucked.
you're not meant to ask her out if she says that
Mate there's always a chance of sex.
Why not?
m8 she's asking for anal, read between the lines
double lol
what was up with the terms and conditions
>Archie Thompson still gets TV gigs
Why don't girls like having sex on their period? Is it painful, or they just don't want to stain their sheets?
It's gross, have you ever seen a period blood clot?
>Not even half time
>Those disposals
The fuck is going on
Same reason Caramello Koala and vindaloo lad doesn't want to get bummed tonight.
have sex
icky embarrassment and yeah basic cleanup logistics, had plenty of bloody fucks though,
It was some nrl bet and they made it seem like you'd get a void bet and your stake returned if the game ends in a draw, but they didn't specify that it includes extra time. The game was drawn after 80 minutes (full time) so I thought I'd get my stake returned, but since the other team won in golden point, my bet lost.
I've had sex with lots of girls on their period. There isn't even much blood. You can use a condom if you're paranoid about getting a UTI, but even without you're generally fine. Just put a towel down on the bed to soak up any blood.
Only bushpigs would agree to that.
>shitmond thought they actually had a chance
KEK
chicks are universally horny af on their rags virgin.
Geelong are FINISHED
She expects you to ejaculate inside her because it's a safe day.
that's pretty ridiculous, when was the last time a team failed to score in a golden point scenario
partly on you though, a draw is a draw and a golden point win is still a win
Wow nice bit of secret info there lad, you've definitely had sex.
Based seething virgin
Anime is not a substitute for sex education user.
the term "projection" gets thrown around a lot here, but holy cripes lad
Heard preggo chicks get horny af as well.
got this virgin on a string lads
t. incels
Their nipples get too dark though, looks gross to be desu.
Any of you know much about wasp stings/dermatology? I got stung by a wasp on my right inner elbow, and then a day later I got these pimples/boils/some sort of lumps on my left knee and shin. Are the two related?
Can confirm
have sex
Having a pregnancy fetish is suffering. There's no good outlet.
Have sex
got this samefag on a string lads
top kek goal review fuck up again
Your wife, retard.
>this goal review
Fuck sake why is Gil such a jew that we get stuck with this shit.
*has sex*
consumate consensually
they do, the pressure from the fetus pushes down on the cervix and makes them horny. Fun fact women in middle to late stages of pregnancy become highly fearful and suspicious of outsiders (xenephobia)
>tfw no pregnant racist gf
based
When did this become official umpire wear?
I thought the tiges were unbeatable at the G?
Wait until the umpires try to redeem themselves for that goal miss.
>implement goal review system
>don't review the kick that lead to the goal
>don't review all angles that show the goal line
bravo, AFL.
Tiges have been EXPOSED all year.
My dudes, need some help ASAP. Are you still supposed to wear antiperspirant if you use cologne? If not, then how do you prevent sweat/BO? If yes, then won't the fragrances clash?
How fucking hard would it be to buy more cameras and ones that can manage more than 3 frames a minute?
should I hit up a rub n tub or splurge on a prozzy lads?
There's odourless stuff.
merge the tigers and lions and call them the ligers lol
lose some weight you disgusting lardarse
Just use a bit of roll on.
That was a kino goal desu.
based gaj dabbing on those fucking homos
>watch footy
>better run through the jungle starts playing
Getting onto level 1 is ez as piss i used to just rack some hot chips from the kitchen at qtr time and waltz past the attendants with me hands full
t. sweaty fatcunt
>giving yourself cancer
preaching to the choir lad, stop investing in meme shit like AFX/W
bi-carb soda on wet arm pits as you get out of the shower then dry yourself as normal, it neutralises the bacteria that causes BO then cologne as normal
Imagine how cucked anyone who bet on shitmond using SportsBet are feeling rn
imagine only scoring 16 points in a half of football, I'd literally kym if my "team" did that
lol at criti kal having a go at BT and not understanding how odds work.
Thoughts on Ash Barty?
>ass farty
Depends if she wins or chokes. Her opponent in the final is some random unranked?
his reply is funny, completely ass blasted that people thought his 'comedy' was garbage
>using cologne
wew lads, is this the future of men? Imagine trying to mask your natural alpha pheromones with some queer flavoured whale grease.
>it's a Geelong get blatantly favourable umpiring episode
bit grim lads
who the fuck is this mushmouthed mong cunt?
Neale needs subtitles for fuck sake
eyes on the game damien
Critikal was funny when he played shit games and made good memes n cod and battlefield, he's quite cringey these days though
this is it
will donate my entire life and its contents for anna meares to go down the slide in some loose, white, semi-transparent clothing
So does the game even get captured in 8K? Or does that samsung promo lounge just get the same awful upscaled 720 feed that gets broadcast?
Literally WHO and WHAT?
see
see
As I always say, whenever they do a face reveal the quality just nosedives and they become a histrionic shell of their former selves. I mean just look at him eating chilli every time something shit happens in that Sonic the Hedgehog trailer. That's fucking Ray William Johnson tier. Says he's sick of playing shit games yet falls into the same lowest common denominator bullshit that camwhores would be embarrassed by.
...
It's literally upscaled 720p channel 7 feed. We dont even get it in 4k when 7 is the host broadcaster.
As someone who spends most of his time playing video games BT was completely in the right to shit on pathetic e"sports" players.
im gay btw
You were notably down on dubs and trips in this first half lads, gonna need a LOT of you to life your fucking game or you're going to be posting in /nrl/ for the rest of the season.
WTF, I love Tennis now.
This girl needs to shut the fuck up.
Reminder that if you boo an indigenous player youre a racist
I think they all taste pretty similar to be quite honest.
this one always triggers me, high level cringe
I only drink it because Big Terry drinks it.
>I DON'T LIKE BEER ANYMORE
cringed hard
never said i liked it
BASED
GAJ
DABBING
ON
THE
FAGGOTS
based me starting the anna meares meme
faggot status: dabbed on
Might get some Maccas lads. Reckon the burgers are better now. They actually are hotter which I didn't think would matter.
Double Quarter Pounder and a Big Mac I reckon
Based Perth bro, you been to the new carousel?
I fucking hate Americans
I don't know how reddit does it but everything that I've read on there is some of the most infuriating and insufferable nonsense imaginable
>topic is about Tarrant shooting up those muzzies
>"I DON'T NEED THAT ON MY MENTAL HARD DRIVE"
Is it weird to ask for a glass of full cream milk at a party?
Make those quarter pounder BLTs m8
Milk gets you the girls m80
youtu.be
theres two of us
lad the ads playing over the entire country
part of me wants GAJ to win a flag more than my own team
"OMG ABC News just literally said his name. We need to NOT say their names its what they want!!"
Straight kicking Hawkins is pretty impressive desu. Normally he shanks everything.
adelaide here desu, sorry m8
having a base level of empathy and an aversion to seeing people being killed is the least of reddit's issues
have sex
too skinny desu
absolute alpha
local footy on the cards tomorrow
might go off at iinet for this bullshit
god richmond are so fucking trash
>yeah, I'm alt-right, problem bro??
>r/politics
>srp
Which is worse?
getting a bit ugly, might watch the tennis instead
>Goalless first quarter
>Looking like it might be a 100+ win
What the fuck are Richmond doing?
no, in fact i think thats pretty based
Hope you voted Brexit Party lad
have sex
you now remember when geelong kicked 23 goals in a row
nigger telshit app on my phone not loading the game. fuming
so true, faceless/joogie is the only good gaming/comedy youtuber maybe for this reason
Looks like Cat kino is back on the menu boys
try foxtel go or kayo
that dorky geelong trainer looked qt in her short shorts and beanie
Thanks, Mick.
wtf bros??!?!? you told me Richmond was good?
ninthmond finishing ninth on the ladder o the cards lads
the fuck is "srp"?
afl.com.au told me Richmond has the 2nd best midfield in the comp
Didn't they have the best ranked forward and backline too?
Best ranked coach and youth development as well iirc
That was before superstars Rance and Riewoldt got injured.
dead thread dead sport
Backline was probably fair enough before Rance got injured, but their forwardline and especially midfield being ranked that high is a joke
it's not about the number of posts, it's the number of friendships we formed along the way
Good response lads.
Tiger supporters (the majority of AFL posters) decided to support the tennis about halfway through the second quarter.
lolmond
F U C K
A
G
G
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T
S
based gaj dab fags etc..
>100+ actually a possibility
Top fucking kek.
Hardwick out when lads?
interesting tennis thread
>townsend
More like careersend lads
>dive
>free
>miss
>dive again
wew
>Bitchmond
top kek, now they're having a sook and lashing out.
Noice work by the Tigers defence there.
what a fantastic brapper
This is like 10-12 years ago when Geelong would beat the snot out of Richmond at will
Like the Tigers of old.
>watching tennis
>come back
WEW
tigers are DONE
>shitmond
I'm going to the pub to try the new cooper soilent offering, will report back
>crowd cheering gaj
now this is based
put the foot down cats, need bitchmond to lose by 100
Geelong haven't won a final in 8 years.
>those cheers
kek bitchmond customers all fucked off clearly
Have cats had it inside their forward 50 this quarter?
>93.8%
Yeah they did. 2013 I think it was - Varcoe missed a shot 35 metres out to tie the score in the prelim with a few seconds left. Chapman got suspended for the match, likely would've been premiers that year if it wasn't for that.
It's not even what he said you idiot, it's the cringe inducing manner in which he said it you massive fucktard.
They won one in 2013, 2016 and 2017, but have consistently underperformed every year they made it. This is their best team since their last premiership though.
have sex
how did peelong change from pretenders to legit >elite side in one offseason? is it literally just gary taking the piss weekly and dabbing on crabs in their "prime" at the tender age of 35?
If they win the flag, it is literal undeniable proof that god exists.
why this year and not last year or with the suns?
>sonofgod with a casual 25 and 2 AGAIN
This man is thirty five years old.
>gaj moving to half forward and being far more impactful
>much better, well rounded forwardline in general with the additions of rohan, miers and dahlhaus
>tim kelly's quick rise into elite status
3 goal assists too
cats peaking too early
based bt getting quotes for his driveway
wtf i love richmond
nothing more valuable than a bloke who regularly racks up goal assists (like me), gary's vision inside 50 is Batman tier
so your issue is with semantics then? Holy mother of reddit!
Do you have the stats for his dad at 35?
what the FUCK were the swans thinking letting him go
who cares if he mopes about his dead kick when he plays like this
Ablett wanted to play midfield more often last year.
Chris Scott laid down the law and told him he can either play in the forward line or he can go to centrelink.
pub didn't have the XPA, sad face
retired before then but slotted OVER 400 goals after he turned 30. Most freakish footballer of all time
based BT with the ambush
Ah, I wasn't looking at the date (October) of his birth, just the year.
1996 at 34 he was going at 4.1 goals per game (69 from 17).
Business idea: institute a club ritual where before each game every player has a dart before they run out on the field. Guaranteed finals berth.
haha good one mate
Burn the free tram zone to the ground. Worst thing ever put in place.
>Have a football on the desk for the coach interview
>It's flat
That's really triggering me.
the pedo incel richo
inb4 bitcho calls for the recruitment of more "younger" players
there's a cat making weird noises outside my window and im scared lads
probably just wants to fuck, open up and let it in
Deeply concerned
rope yourself kid fucker
Good night MY /afl/ family
might just save this thread
Dab on the thread bro