/heem/

>no news
>no link to previous thread
Water we duin here?

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What's even the point of being a big samoan if you're not gonna be primarily a striker?

no lukas just works the zilch derek into endless shoots, derek's legs work perfectly fine by the way

>the ESPN bar is iconic
Yeah, ICONically SHIT

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WATCHING PFL WITH THE BOYS
GET IN HERE
WILL ALSO STREAM UFC 238

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

Better than what people are saying. Some good jokes and it's impressive what he has done in such a short amount of time

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That's pretty mean of you to go to the trouble of making a photoshop of Schaub that makes it look like he has Down's, bro.

I'm sad you feel this way.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JOBLESS LEGLESS FUCKING IDIOT SPAMMER

Based, albeit cringe.

lol nah spammy is definitely a paraplegic. who are you? how do you know so much about lukas and derek?

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That is derek (spammy) you're talking to i am lukas (the guy who is currently taking the picks) derek and me email every day we have over 2000 exchanged messages

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Are lesbians just naturally better at WMMA? What's their secret

Every time a Brazilian fights, he looks forward to sniffing his wife's farts

Hey guys its me elessdee123. Id like to clarify some of my opinions because ive seen some of you accusing people of being me despite clashing views with me. This should help you point me out in future.
Khabib is my favorite fighter
DC is the goat and khabib is second goat. I hate jon jones, hate colby, love usman, hate conor the racist, hate tony the abuser, and LOVE LOVE LOVE Dad Cerrone. Love a good bit of wmma too. I really enjoy listening to the ariel helwani mma hour and i REALLY love the Joe Rogan Experience (except when Eddie Bravo or Alex Jones are on, hate those guys). John Danaher SUCKS, The Schmo RULES and just remember everyone, Robbie was IN. Costa is NOT natty and he should be banned for life
Thank you very much.
Oh and i hope you arent watching BKFC on the 22nd. So barbaric.

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Get in here boys will stream EVERY FUTURE UFC CARD
WATCHING PFL RIGHT NOW
CREATING AN ACCOUNT TAKES 30 SECONDS
rabb.it/s/kq3abk

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watched with my uncle, he didn't even know what dropped Aldo

lukas why are you talking yourself up as a computer genius flam?

also, how did spammy lose his legs?

it's legit

Grappling and dominating girls sexually excites them, which motivates them to win

all of these people, coral springs, calendar are the same delusional legless person

wrong

Coral that was airplane who was talking to you there not derek

The good guy lost that night.

his hair changed a lot, he aged like milk

kind of underwhelming the speed of punches. u think itd be faster than like 15 mph

Same reason faggots are better at ballet. Manly chicks are better at a manly activity such as MMA, much like girly guys are better at an effeminate athletic endeavor such as ballet.

He won't let us in on how he lost them, I've asked many times

>coral
>airplane
>lukas
>derek
>calendar
>felix
this is legitimately a friend simulator between the mentally ill. heem is essentially an asylum

Conor may have lost that night, yeah, but he still won the knockout and the story, and the bonus, and the title, so basically he won in my eyes

Reported for reporting the location of this reporter

Lol coral get in here we're watching PFL
rabb.it/s/kq3abk

derek inbox

Who was this?

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You're in my enemy simulator, faggot.

>he aged like milk
He looks nearly 40 there.

literally all one person with multi personality disorder and no legs

i'm shaking in my boots you oily lard
i'm not coral. notice the lack of autistic schaub pic posting

Also airplane thats not derek i recognize how he types lol

>just saw my mother naked
pls heem me

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how do i become a namefag ?

post the one here he talks about waiting for his nurse or whatever to wheel him to the doctor

post some pics

She doesn't look that bad with a paper bag over her head.

fuck that fight was awful

cocaine and liquor will do that. Why I stopped.

I would join but I have ESPN+ and I buy the PPVs with my friends

objectively speaking, does she have a big rack and arse?

heem her instead

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whats the problem, my guy

Thought Europeans didn't care about nudity?

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>you oily lard
joj

well, how'd she look m8? scale of 1 to 10

Is that sperg wearing his class ring?

You can tell when its derek posting he usually spergs about something that americans do / kikes zilches and niggers posting underage children is also something he does if its a picture of scat that hasnt been posted on heem before its also him, airplane spams the archive and posts pics of sam harris

You're welcome oh and then there's also lukas(me) but derek can tell you my traits lol

it's a signal jammer to keep the chip from influencing his mind

I want to hug Kayla Harrison really really bad

How about we all start using tripcodes

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Delete button not working, I'm gonna get put on vacation for sure now. Enjoy the fights without me guys.

Go Tony and Ansaroff!

I keep asking who are these people seriously what’s wrong with this place

Where can I acquire one

Shut the fuck up no one cares.

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GET IN HERE
rabb.it/s/kq3abk

I invented trip codes

Tell me a bit more about how you deal with Multiple Internet Shitposting Personality Disorder

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I use 4chanx and automatically block all tripcodes from appearing in threads and browsing has been so much better

uhhh what kind of massive bug is this in my backyard?

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>IMG_5544
Cringe.

nobody wants to see that
everything
oldwomanrunningawayfromhiroshima.jpg

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Is there a way to block all names from appearing?

Yeah thats uhhh thats looking like what we call in the entomology community an "Ariel Helwani"

Cicada? What's your region

hello best friends, how are you all doing today

eat it

Use your Google lens in your phone, it works surprisingly well

ok I call this one

northeast USA

Get in here bro we're watching PFL together

rabb.it/s/kq3abk

Sad, you?

black bumble bee?

shit i can't believe i didn't think of that. thanks for making me feel dumb, user.

Thats a funny looking bird

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For the bug boy.

Need a heem in this event pronto

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lmfao

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mystery solved, boys. bixby vision tells me it's a giant bee

Yes, it's located in the 4chanx advanced settings
wiki.installgentoo.com/wiki/4chanX_filters
i think their website is down rn but the instructions are somewhere in there

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it’s tough bee haha

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

HUGE HEAD KICK FOR CERRONE!

THAT'S IT! FERGUSON'S OUT!

DONALD. COWBOY. CERRONE. HAS DONE IT!

HE HAS ENDED THE WIN STREAK OF THE LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION'S BOOGEYMAN HERE TONIGHT!

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based

*Retires*
I guess he wasn't really here to take over

Just flipped on PFL, what'd I miss

1st round tko & decision

>COWBOY IS FEROCIOUSLY GROUND AND POUNDING TONY
>TONY IS OUT TONY IS OUT TONY IS OUT STOP THE FIIIIIIGHT STOP THE FIIIIGHT
>WATCH OUT TRIANGLE TRIANGLE
>CAAAANNNN HE FINISH IT
>OH MY GOD
>HE TAPPED HE TAPPED
>12 WINS IN A ROW

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Don't reply to me ever again.

>dude watch PFL tonight bro it's only heavyweight's I promise it will be good this time

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that was a nasty line by me

I invented codes

Pick that shiny dome you call a head off the canvas, dana. It's over.

did you get your snapjitsu flair back?

lol good one

Stop with the fanfiction posts.

forgot pic

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3 piece with a soda

Nah bro i changed it to a Dad Cerrone one. Still waiting for my white belt though.

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>Posting the shopped version

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cringe

I wish

Wake up, El cancuy. Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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Long Island truly is the best place for a fight night

Complete these sentences unironically:

In many ways....
..... Won the story of the fight
..... Won the decision, ..... won the fight
..... was robbed

Conor won the story of the fight.
Tibau won the decision, Tibau won the fight.
Elias was robbed.

Diaz 125

In many ways
Conor won the story of the fight
Canbib won the decision
Conor won the fight
Conor was robbed of the decision
Conor wins the rematch

Holy shit it really was your account.

This "fight" is extremely boring

I think he needs to be evaluated. We need to check his head, man. I don't know how many Interim title fights he could try to make me fucking fight. Straight up. I mean I literally did everything I needed to do to get back to where I'm at. Like I said, I'm happy to be here. This ain't no 30 for 30. It ain't man. This ain't my time for that shit. I'm outrunning the 20 year olds, I'm outsprinting the other guys and as long as I keep doing that shit don't feel bad, don't ask those dumb questions and let's keep fucking moving forward, baby. Let's keep doing this shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=dT7oyIOs9V4
What did they say to each other lads?

this weekend, Henry will win the decision, the match, the story, and the hearts of the fans, but Marlon will win the fight, the battle, and the fight after the fight. Henry will win the rematch, but the war will go on.

Carpenter bee?

I won the story of the fight
My mom won the decision, my mom won the fight
my innocence was robbed

Wtf robbery

>Shake my hand and we're good
>Where's your kid at
>Don't say it
>Where's your kid at

Why is he so weird?

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Okay, I'm never watching PooFL again.

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>Cowboy: You ever find the man in the walls?
>Tony: Walls are just a barrier, something you can't get past. How does one get past something unless they live in the past. I'm living in the future and we're already fighting.
>Cowboy:*nervous laughter*

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Not a single Magomed on the card tonight, Ali's slacking off

Have you seen his new back Tattoo? Probably the best tattoo in the UFC right now

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They're both gents, and they both never stop coming forward in a fight. Which is why I believe this fight will be jinxed somehow. Probably that motherfucker Claude.

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>the exact moment when Tony realised there was a man in his wall

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yo henry's head is bigger than Dana's in this fuckin face off

Pretty sick

why is he naked? don't he has any problems showing his butt like that as a man?

In many ways Brendan Schaub is the HW GOAT
Brendan Schaub Won the story of the fight
Brendan Schaub Won the decision
Brendan Schaub won the fight
Brendan Schaub was robbed

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I mean it's nothing special just a dragon

Shevchenko is the only wmma fighter worth watching.
And she's gonna handle eye

Hes gay and wanted to show other homosexuals hes a strict bottom, which is what the serpent represents

Lol, I was thinking the same thing. Sick tattoo though.

>man in the wall
>tony was just binging /snk/ and trying to explain the twist to his wife
>gets 51-50'd

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He’s style bender for a reason

Tony smashed right through that man in the wall.

What a spicy round

Stylebender isn't gay he just jerks off before he fights

better times

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WMMA ruined not only the majority of UFC cards but it has also forever ruined TUF
I just want to sit down and watch some mandrama be settled with some spicy bumfights with one talented guy dabbing on the others.
>A full season of women's strawweights
no

do you think Brett smashed this?

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Joanna such a qt.

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Cardio? What are you, a fag?

This fight is hilarious

thats a tough one, bee

Rizin tier

cheating brazilian faggot

Nicholson was so gassed he looked like Dominick Cruz

Ngannoupilled, no need to skip around for 25 mins when you can just decapitate your opponent.

Bob Sapp

Nice try but ElessDee123 is a #TonyTorpedo

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supremely underrated

Khabib is undefeated

This.
>women's fight is taking precedence over cowboy vs el cucuy
the absolute state of Dana white.

Joanna is a devout Christian and virgin who is waiting until marriage.

based PFL using Pride piss test ruleset

false

Soon she will lay her eggs and they will hatch and all will be fine.

>conor mcgregor

i guarantee cowboy and/or tony's contract says they get paid more based on card billing so the jews shoved the real main event into the 3 hole

>Polak
>Virgin and Devout christian
PICK 1

Jessica is gonna maul Valentina

split decision should only be worth 2 pts, retarded format

*solves MMA*

Height classes

>Hunt vs Pettis

>Cain vs Chiesa

>Luis Peña vs Black Beast

>James Vick vs Reem

>Nate vs Rumble

>Pettis vs Romero

>Cruz vs RDA

>Barboza vs Big country

>>Nate vs Rumble

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>James Vick vs Reem

lmfao

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cute, bee

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kek

the thinking mans post

You realize that would just cause every fighter to bloat themselves to the gills and that would be fucking disgraceful don't you

>Barboza vs Big country
This one would be fun

they're still fighting at the same weight dummy

>Cain vs Chiesa
I think you'd be surprised

>kevin lee and cyborg
inb4 lee gets gadooshed and traded to ONE

Latifi on the bottom, he pulled out last weekend because of the brutal height cut.
*solves mma again*

Reach classes

he would just kick Big Country's belly until he vomited the burger and beer he took minutes before the fight

Cowboy knocks out Tony.

Can't believe Diego is the underdog again, when will the bookies learn?

sean o maley vs ngannu?

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he is literally going to die

Oh fug I'd pay for that.

Dana we know you lurk here, your PPV numbers would explode with height classes instead of wmma shitters like this weekend's card.

Another tko win for the Nightmare.

just noticed that we'll have 5 wmma fights this weekend, jesus

*teleports behind Cowboy's son*
I'm sorry Donald, but it's the only way

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She's sure been slooting it up on insta since she got dem titties.

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Imagine being concussed on your stool, looking across the cage to this

>accidentally kills his own son
>it was the chip!

Reach division,

Mighty Mouse has a longer reach than Artem.

Make it happen Chatri

>hey, if you don't like it don't watch fuckface

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It's here! Lads! Lads! It's fucking here!
youtu.be/l2XFQ_esrRY

Ferguson is a reddit fighter.

CALSBERG

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this. ElessDee exposed it.

he's a heem poster though

youtu.be/lRH10Cmw8J8
r/mma grabbing the muskets to point at their brains

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He called them out for illegaly streaming the ppv

>virtually knocks the guy out
>proceeds to lay on him in side control just long enough for him to recover
>the cherry on top: VISCIOUS one inch body strikes from half guard

TOP LEVEL fight IQ by Yusupov

>viscious
hahahahahahaa look at this fucking retard lmao can you believe this guy? hahahahahaaha

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Tony is finished

>Brian Ortega was given a choice....

What was the choice?

>Brett
/ourguy/
>Megan
/ourgirl/
>The Schmo
Reddit
>Ariel
Reddit
>Luke Thomas
Reddit

>mobile.twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1133873053484683264

TONY IS OUT

Heavyweight contender Stipe Miocic fights for more than just a gold belt...

he just finished inside you moms ass haha

Fuck you, you made me click it. Sacramento isn't a bad card

stipe tapped but wins the rematch

EL CUCUY IS BACK BABY
the alcoholic fake gay cowboy is getting heem'd by my boy sperguson.

this is a bizarre fight, markes can't win any points, what exactly is the purpose

>alauwula firfitur mhm helbin communidy puttn fire ND ridin on a big red truck Isa bes jawbinna wurld gunna winback uh belt cormeyer an best heaywait champyun

Henry is in Wojak's head.
Cringejudo won the story and tbe fight already, he's just showing up to the cage for his paycheck

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>Thanks god

I wonder when isreal and rob will fight?

furs i wana thenk cheesy krais
thenk yuo gad

The most electric moment in UFC history was when Stipe knocked out the Reem. Rewatch it if you don't believe me

It was a great performance but not the most electrifying for me. Yair KO'ing KZ is up there for me.

Sunday, October 6th West Sydney stadium. It will be outdoors and the event will take place in the morning/ early afternoon. Don't know how they'll deal with the sunlight but thankfully it's not super hot in Sydney until late October

Talking about the crowd. KZ was among the most shocking. Honestly in terms of raw excitement Cyborg v. Nunes was fucking amazing

>some fighter dies from intense heat

darren elkins vs mirsad bektic
paul craig vs magomed ankalaev

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>blocks your path
youtube.com/watch?v=0D62Uc7l3Go
streamable.com/r1z9
Goldie losing his shit in the last one is kino as fuck

Masvidal would flush Tony

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Alvarez vs Mcgregor.

Jon:
>Tuivasa looking exceptionally tired you wonder just how long he can las-
Joe:
>OHH HE GOES DOWN
>HE DIDN'T EVEN GET HIT
DC:
>Joe! he couldn't take the heat! He couldn't take the heat! He couldn't take the heat! He couldn't take the heat!

reminder that tony is a dad

damn I miss goldie

Mir/Lesnar 1 was electric

>streamable.com/r1z9
did joe really say holy shit on air? isn't he always getting on fighters about cursing in interviews to keep uncle dana happy?

Why does Tony's frame look so weird?

But Tony is a sociopath that doesn't care about his kid

>out
>still almost take down herb
GOAT

These are excellent, wish I could find Stipe v. Reem that was the golden summer for Cleveland sports

Joe hasn't cared for a long time now.

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I just took a massive steaming shit, and looking in the bowl it bore a striking resemblance to Tony. I think it's a sign, he's getting flushed.

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Where to watch UFC 238 this weekend?

wen gooby?

he was born as a crossbreed from a gargoyle and a mother bat

Based

shut the fuck up nigger

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Two of my all time favourite fighters and I just can't get exciting. If Tony wins so what he should've been fighting for a belt a long time ago and if Cerrone wins Tony got really screwed over. They should've just waited and done Poirier vs Ferguson for the Interim belt.

Your local Hooters.

The first UFC fight I remember seeing was Cerrone/Guillard. Fitting that I should watch Donald die this weekend.

heem.tv

For me, it's holly finishing ronda. Unironically

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Bars.ufc.com

I meant to write I have $25, who should i put it on for UFC 238?

Speaking of Melvin, this was a fight that actually happened lol
youtu.be/6M5MDU2254g

Moraes

i think Valentina is the easiest money right now

How much for a night with Valentina and her sister?

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russians are such pussy fighters

wtf is this shit

damn, this is all since the Cerrone loss

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Dana's honeypot. It's his hobby now.

see? they always do pussy as shit when they're losing

>wage slave
>post on /heem/
>anticipate upcoming cards
hopefully I get heemed by a transport on my way to work

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Losing to a bum can destroy your mentality.

Many such cases.

>4 kos/tkos back to back
The man's brain is swiss cheese at this point

how many divisions could the bald ufc security guy be a champ in, all of the female divisions + male divisions up to lightweight?

>nig thought he won
yikes

JUST

>with losses to fighters the likes of Cowboy, Israel and Muslim

The obese black man that walks out with the fighters would be HW Champ if he could cut to 265

Only women's sw and flw. Amanda Nunes is too good at punching hard in my opinion

Antonina is the cuter one t bee 8ch

here he is manhandling the former middleweight champ bisping...

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tfw could heem everyone here

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While it's shitty for the two best fighters, at least I can turn off after their fight and not waste my time with the midgets and the air punchers.

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wow so many shots back of head

So, has Tony pulled out yet?

ansaroff

Nope. And he's been wearing shades to interviews.

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Jessica Eye

fucking sign him, dana

Chicken is srs business in that 'community'.

She's so cringey I'm embarrassed to share a hometown with her

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WOOF WOOF

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what a terrible fucking sport

>israel vs kelvin

is it really that fucking easy to knock somebody out holy shit

The audacity she has to take a classic Cleveland Browns chant and pervert it so horribly makes me want to vomit

Maybe with Ruiz as champ Boxing will be entertaining again and MMA will disappear.

if their cardio is trash (most normies) then yeah

yes

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cardio has nothing to do with it, it' s where you get hit and people not knowing how to fight and not expecting to be hit. you can just hold out your arm and KO people who bump their head on it sometimes if they didn't expect it.

>risking a manslaughter charge and years of assrape

I'm sure it was worth it.

how would he do in mma?

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>t. unconscious cardiolet

Fresh Splorb.

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I think we can all agree.....

This PFL event is straight garbage.

love it when people try to stand their unconscious friends to their feet after a heem

t. heemed by jabs on the regular

Cardio is for bums.

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That shit's legal in in America at least in Texas

replace 'champ champ' with 'normie champ'

Totally, b!

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istrefi wins that fight 100 times out of 100 with no judges

its even better when theres no friends in sight

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I would have to agree, if you aren't heavyweight get out

>Dude look at this vanity picture he too of himself and his son to post on Instagram
You're just proving my point. Cowboy doesn't do shit like this with his son because he genuinely loves him. Tony is an autist, he is incapable of love.

Mighty mouse vs Gabi Garcia

The people's matchmaker at it again, Sakikibara needs me to bring Rizin to the glory of Pride freakshow bouts.

Black shirt dude has a serious fucking chin on him

Wait, Ansaroff is married to Amanda Nunes?

Jesus Christ their children will be MMA prodigy's.

Analyze this Vale Tudo contest from a mixed Martial arts sport perspective

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thats a classic, have you heard of streetbeefs

>Cowboy doesn't do shit like this with his son

He just waits till he's on tv and then parades his son around with his grandmother.

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>having a five round war or five round clinic
fucking cringe and bamtampilled
>either instantly sending someone to the shadow realm or gassing out and mentally giving up after the first round
Based and warrior pilled

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I love when street thugs fight and one gets so irreversibly brain damaged from a blow. Like imagine, they already had extremely low 80~ IQ's, but just imagine the state of their brains now.

is it anything like worldstar

Stone Cold vs The Rock

>be white belt in bjj
>train for a few months
>take my coach and upperclassmen's advice to not explode and instead try and use technique
>leap past the other mouth breathers who started even before me because of this unreliance on power resulting in a quicker development of technique
>still get heemed and put out of training for a few days at least once every few weeks by some retard mongoloid who is trying to do some WWE shit
I now understand how black people can be like "fuck niggers" because fuck white belts bros. now I'm stuck at home browsing heem for the next few days

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>he friggin wrestles bears :DDDD
>omg dustin is such a le nice guy!
>he's so frickin weird and random lmao
>dat leff ann sho' xD propa twel'!!!!
cringe

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Bald fraud made many critical errors

Smoking is bad for cardio

Poor guard form

Flat footed

Doesn't shoot, clinch, or pull guard when swept

Kept legs in front of his head on the level change

Has a gun and doesn't use it

Basically he's a fucking idiot, I only watched it once but he did nothing correct.

RIP kimbo
youtu.be/32GKjuUDZiY

HEEM

yea it's a pretty based backyard fighting org

based post. The true redpill is that literally every single fighter in the UFC is a bum, a cheater, a cutbabby, or is reddit

If you boy wrestlefags,you are a faggot. This is fact.

What site do you guys for sports betting? I need to put some money down on this event.

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The only acceptable sub-HW boy is Gaethje. You may return to posting.

Why does everybody on here pretend like they dont browse r mma?

bjpenn.com

Cowboy is giving his son the experience of a lifetime, something that very few people will ever get to experience. More importantly he's choosing to share an extremely emotional moment with his son. Meanwhile, where is Tony's son after he wins? Nowhere to be seen, because unfortunately for the little guy, his deadbeat father is a selfish, emotionless sociopath.

He's trying so hard to keep the beer standing! :^)

>letting your son watch you get dropped every fight

>Dana says he could absolutely see Khabib vs McGregor 2
>Dana says he won't guarantee the winner of Ferguson vs Cerrone the next title shot
You know what's coming

You're right, watching your father get brutally beaten within an inch of his life by a bloodthirsty schizo is definitely something that will stick with you

Speaking of faggots I was surprised by the comments on that pride post by the UFC. Imagine being gay and having to read that shit from a bunch of rednecks.

>You know what's coming

A massive heart attack.

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Am I the only one excited for Ivanov vs. Tuivasa?

Nah I gree with ya dawg but I'm gunnahaveta dis'gree yaknawlmsayin?

Naw the jus bleed Gawds accept a sacrifice from any weight class my guy, from Lineker, to whomever is fighting Cody, Diego, Hobbie, ol' Wandy, Leben, Rumble

It ain't about the weight class of the peach, it's about the ripeness ya no?

*blocks your path*

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Where's the button to give you gold?

what the fuck is wrong with him

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I could read this post for hours

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>blocks the path that you were blocking

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Nah. Im excited for it too. Tuivasa hasnt fought since last year and I want think he's entertaining.

Ask Cejudo!1!1!1! Lmoa

Edit: wow, my highest rated comment is about Henry Cejudo, did you know he has a gold medal? Hahaha thanks for the updoots

War Cowboy!

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dana is a Jew piece of shit

>Not exposing your son to the dangers of the real world from a young age
>Allowing your boy to grow up into some massive sheltered pussy
There's a reason Cowboy named his son "Danger". You know what Tony named his son? Armand.

With the brain damage that sœyboy is taking he'll soon be calling his son "Stranger"

my name is Armand

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Dumb post. Everyone knows Hall won the story.

>Cowboy named his son "Danger".

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>You know what Tony named his son? Armand.
Could be worse. Could be named Dacson.

Infinitely based

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I want to see Blagoy fill Fedors shoes as the next great SAMBO practitioner. Probably won't happen, although I am expecting his fight with Tuivasa to be a nice slug fest. Both are good fighters, heavyweight is the most important division and UFC needs to step their game up there.

UFC kid rankings
Danger Cowboy>McNuggets Jr.>Flush Holloway>Tiger>Bumhand Sperguson

Not a DC fan but Jon "boner" Jones was clearly on steroids and probably still is, he would be a stick figure without them.

but cormier was right, it literally took steroids to KO him

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I think it might have been the shin to the head that knocked DCuck out

>Gooby has a son and it turns him into a tapping bitch
>Cowboy has a son and he starts tearing through the divison
WDHMBT?

If steroids aren't a factor then why are they banned?

>COWBOY NAMED HIS SON “DANGER”!!!!

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Imagine crying about Cerrone being a reddit fighter while boying Ferguson

>b-but he's literally autistic like me
He's a pro athlete, douche bag cholo, you're a white nerd nobody
>but he's so le quirky
#snapjitsu

They literally killed the dinosaurs you goof.

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I will be absolutely giddy when all these fucking Tonyfags get their boy heemed

>tearing through the divison
>beats 3 can
Thats our cowdad xD

Hello Buzznights I'd like to swap my three piece and a soda flair for a snapjitsu one please and thank you

Danger vs Tiger who would win, b!?

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>Wanting Tony to lose
Who hurt you?

If Jones popped and was on roids then why is he still fighting hm? He is clean, face it.
Jones is the natty goat.

Fer sur Tiger has no flaws b.

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lol, he pulsed leading up to Smif, Jones is a confirmed coward

Remember when DC predicted his own death?

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I'm conflicted, seeing Cerrone headkick Ferguson to flush city would be satisfying as fuck, but harassing Joe Schilling everytime Cerrone loses is a lot of fun.

>M-M-Mr. Novitsky, suh, can I's gets anotha exemptions for tha Smif fight? I tried being natty but IIIII's scurred

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Have sex.

You guys think Puke is gonna have a big impact on the light heavyweight division?

ElessDee123 could heem you

satoshi doesn't look croatian to me

I love when people say this so nonchalant as if we all had significant others. I've gone 23 years and this hasn't happened, odds are I won't just go outside and buy some sex at the local 7-11.

5dimes, betonline, bookmaker, nitrogen

a grain of sand in an olympic sized swimming pool is NOTHING to give you an advantage
Jonny Bones is the natty pulsing champ, he has literally never taken steroids in his life. He has been cleared and is a very active champion unlike D-Fat who has been stalling his division for 40 years.
Don't believe the lies you hear.

>white belt in BJJ
probably so honestly

Virgin

>Le EbIN NaTTy BoNeS xDDDD

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his head will have a big impact on the canvas

Well, at least I still have my stuff in tact.

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>e-even though USADA cleared him, I j-just know he's on steroids! ugh it isn't fair! I really feel like he's on steroids b-but I just can't prove it!

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just go to prison

im a khabib fan btw

How did the turinabol get there? Oh, yeah, he could have just stood near it. Have any other fighters stood near turinabol? Weird.

It doesn't really matter because Ferguson is never going to beat Khabib.

>that roid gut
>people still think he's natty

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Do you guys think Moreas can handle Henry's wrestling?

hope stylefaggot dies in the ring lads.

Georges is a ftm

Who needs sex when you have Schaub, am I right Coral my man?

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He's helped me over the years by providing many hours of content especially for the commute to school every day. Most of the time when I'm alone with my thoughts it's a stream of negativity.

Idk weasle didn't even talk about it in his prediction video so I have no clue

Did you you enjoy his recent special, "You'd be Surprised"?

Primarily because Poirier is beheading Khafatbitch

I like Lamas as a dog play. He beat the living shit out of Elkins his last fight and think he has a little left in the tank. Kattar is nothing special.

My uncle is a stand up comedian so I know how difficult it is to start and get things in motion. Brendan showed signs of potential, overall I'd give it a 6/10 I'm proud of him though. People aren't giving him any credit because of their own bias.

>he was on that like a rat on a cheeto

tappy for mama

Did he feel a tap?

is pfl still on or something?

Last fight just ended with a tap which was clearly felt

yes, main event coming up
>wiz1.net/channel31?61612516

spicy sub, that nigga legit

Imagine failing like 12 drug tests and still be fighting for the company.

Is MMA finally catching up to Boxing in terms of corruption?

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lmao they interview his ghetto momma

ghetto niggress dropping redpills about jewjits in the street

Wow I thought you'd at least defend your boy but you just straight up admitted he was shit lmao.

I'm an honest guy.

Imagine thinking it’s peco and not pico

you watching pfl?

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Bruh there's only 1 failure there. You can't skip metabolites and they never found early ones in any test

>wahhhhh it isn't fair! >:(
Stay mad bitchboi

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vinny magooz about to get starched by ponzi's older brother

>mfw reddit spaced habitches try so hard this week, but in the end it's another FOTN win for Tony

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>Saitama
Kek

reminder 250lb vinny magalhaes lost to lightweight garry tonon

>S-stay m-mad!!!!
Lmao, CTE'd dicklet who literally CANNOT cope with his inceldom. HAVE SEX, manlet.

Cope, dicklet.

Yee, wanna see what happens to Vinny.

>Decisions Moraes and takes the belt back
Fucking lmao.

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fagalhaes finna get heem'd

Cringejudo is legit embarrassing to the UFC

We need the belt off that clown ASAP

Why do heems happen so easily in street fights?

Spicy contest going on

One can hope.

Lads, it's safe to say Max would've been finished against Tony if that fight ever materialised.

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where?

Jon "by any means necessary" Jones

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not prepared to get hit, maybe their first time
bare knuckles
skipping neck day
falling head first onto concrete usually finishes the deal

lmao someone in crowd keep yelling out "PUT EM IN A BODY BAG"

PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG

Good call but I was promised a heem. Disappointed

max has no business at 155

>"You're not a permanent resident in my head free of charge and I'm gonna prove it by posting this screenshot of a post of yours from 2 years ago!!!"
Your lack of self-awareness and accountability is astounding. Legit CTE'd you into a perma shadow realm state, big yikes my copecel man.

>Mfw

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those of you who can't watch live where are you catching the replays tomorrow night?

why didn't he throw a single punch

you like weidman? due to the rankings i think he should fight lowkey jared next, he might even die.

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Serious question. Do you:
1. Stay up till 6 in the morning to shitpost on heem?
2. Wake up at 5:30 to shitpost on heem?
3. Not live in Spain?

No idea. My guess is first hit discombobulated him. Still, he ate that shit and got back up after.

heem is the worst general there is

Reminder that Weidman was winning

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that would be /nba/, go back to plebbit fag

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>This nigga's 1-4 in his last five
>Got heem'd 4 times, 3 in a row
What is he clinging onto? Isn't it evident he should've retired at this point?

>1
I started posted in this thread. I've a goofy schedule lately because of exams. I'll go sleep in a bit.
>2
No, I only wake up at 5:30 to go to the gym. Evidently not the case because of the aforementioned exams.
>3
Yeah. My time here was extended by a job offer and overall comfiness. Spain's a solid country, not quite like home, but it's comfy.

Excuse me, that is wrong. He was LOSING on the scorecards. You must sterilise, St. Cloud.

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weidman is undefeated if you count every time he was winning until he lost

guys please stop

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Weidman isn't fighting enough for my liking

if fights were one five minute round, the Chris would be the GOAT

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you the guy that triggers khabib fans?

Weidman is the biggest "could have been but wasn't" in MMA

Hey Coral what are you doin bro

his title reign was just adding up only to lose to rockhold and watch bisping fuck the division.

Biggest payout would be Jessica Eye. Lock of the night would by Tai Tuivasa

HARD WORDS

EDUCATION

this stoppage was so weird

reddit tier meme

this is a reddit general after all

what? i've NEVER been on reddit haha i hope none of you have ever been haha what's a reddit?

based

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>2 year badge
>20k internet points
RIP never forget

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF TONY LOSES I'M HEEMING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING REDDITOR IN THIS THREAD.

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But Tony is reddit

>Better than what people are saying.
NO
>Some good jokes
NO
>and it's impressive what he has done in such a short amount of time
and NO

there are no good jokes
and it's really really unimpressive - his physical comedy bits were clearly unrehearsed, he was just winging it.

Real comedians practice their shit in mirrors, video themselves and go over it again and again so it seems effortless when they do it on stage.
From funny faces to imitating driving or pretending to run around all crazy-like - all well-practiced.

Not with Schaub.

Seems like a nice guy but he must have a massive ego to think he can just show up and do what people who have worked at their craft for decades can do.

hypothetically, what happens to tony if he loses by KO? I had a dream he lost in round 3

you now remember Colin Macgregor

It means Dana jews him out of a title shot and he never fights Khabib

And/or an Instagram thot

All memes and favoritism aside, who do you think has the best shot at putting down Khabib? Peahead? Tony? Cowboy?

Dana is so fucking butthurt about that knee injury that might even drop him from the UFC entirely, shit he might drop him if he wins by decision lel.

gaychee

Based white belt of wisdom

don’t worry fellow mejican, tony is healed, focused and hungry, cowboy has tiny arms and he isn’t bulling a manlet or a can this time, tony will be LW champion at the end of the year

I'm hacking the chip right now. Say adios amigo

Friendly reminder that Tony has the only skill set with a clear path to victory over Khabib and even friendlier reminder that path is purely cuts via elbows from his back

Not so fast gringo

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but seriously if tony wins and khabib wins and Dana books khabib Conor rematch I will be highly upset.

Khabib said he would not fight conor again

I unironically think Tony could do it. He's the only one with decent wrestling besides Gaycheese but has ridiculously high pressure striking with excellent Muay Thai. His jiujitsu is pretty good too.

I wouldn't be surprised if he dropped Tony if he loses and gives goobs the next titleshot, Dana is an embarrassment

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Khabib also said he was going to retire after beating Cohonononor

im putting 11,111 on holly holm

Let the Bean make the thread.

not thanks

callate pinche puta pescado vittu saatana

...

Come watch streetbeefs with former UFC champ Jens Pulver
twitch.tv/jenspulver

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Bark bark. Can’t see a nigga in the dark dark

>>This nigga's 1-4 in his last five
every one of those loses were competitive

>He was LOSING
after the wheel kick

Just want to wish /heem/ a good morning

Holloway would've finished Ferguson, way too hitable.