/nrl/

s poo rt

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Looking good mate.

>tfw no croat-flip mutt gf

>cook, gayguy in for souths
>ponga, klemmer out for knights
RIP in peace poocastle

gee didnt see those changes coming two days after state of origin

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>Mitchell did not return to Sydney with his NSW team-mates on Thursday and has reportedly driven to Taree to spend time with his family.
Pootrell on walkabout watch

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boongs are fucking hopeless. only decent one is cody walker.

the incel pedo richo

It's my birthday today frens

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based 14 year old

Happy birthday :DDD

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Walker out, Reynolds out.

Soufs on suicide watch

got both walkGODs in my team

based bottom 4 cazzie

Roberts here to save the bunnies and humiliate bitch piss

Watching a bit of game with my /nrl/ family before I have to go out frens

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HAPPENING

roberts on suicide watch

BASED GOATCASTLE

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>souths refball begins

DELET

I want user to post more of that cute chick who works as a Triple0 operator

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Thread pretty dead maybe it's good that I'm going out lads I wonder if I'll lose my virginity. I'll keep you posted.

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YOU GOT BURGESS'D

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>taking the poo

cute!

>taking the poo

poopeetohs on poocide watch

>redditohs

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Always fascinated by the unique refball that happens against Newcastle
Apparently now you get a Captain's Call and can overturn a referee decision

poocastle get plenty of refball m8

>shitcastle get to play both the top two teams in Origin period (when they are heavily disadvantaged)

Yeah the goatcastle refball is real

>an actual punch-on

well I'll be

>Headbutting the opposition is okay if you're playing Newcastle
Yeah okay

>four players in the bin
Ah what the fuck am i watching

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>that smug look on the refs face
what a great game

Absolutely criminal that Fox Sports wardrobe allow Jess to wear heavy jackets

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Would NOT want to be a young and upcoming actress on Russel's party boat after tonight's game ladies

Imagine if Barty and Anisimova started penetrating each other with their racquets

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>tfw have to wait another year to drool over amanda

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>sione mata'utia off for hia

>Decade old channel 9 graphics
Based

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Thought this stadium was getting knocked down and rebuilt? Don't tell me they are doing Allianz first and not starting this one until it's finished.

In this particular match up I tip Tigers to beat Canberra by 7 points

God I wish I had a social life so I didn't have to be here watching the 2 shittest match ups possible.

1/1 about to be 2/2 ladies

14/88 ladies

Why is there no three eighth?

twink ref is cute

Blonde FT is cuter

jesus look at the mullet on this cunt

chris lawrence will have career ending injury soon

Rang up to book a flu shot and they said they didn't have any in stock and didn't know when they'd be getting more. I'm going to catch the flu and fucking die lads.

dog shit commentary, slater and gould absolutely sickening

ring around mate, try your GP, pharmacies and any public medical centres
you don't want to be like that titans nyc player

literally never got the flu 2bh and I don't get shots

You should get one this year. Over 150 Aussies already died from flu this season so far. Gonna be a bad year for it desu.

>needing flu shots

LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>Stewardess and girlfriend bashed on bus because they refused to kiss for gang of yobbos
>A lesbian couple have posted pictures of themselves covered in blood after a gang of thugs bashed them for not kissing for their entertainment.

This will be you mate
titans.com.au/news/2019/06/03/vale---zae-wallace/

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is he related to Jarryd?

Another bombed try from refusal to pass

jeez the fake milky fucked up. he played cook and murray and left twal and simonssen on the non scoring bench.

>falling for the immunization jew
KEK

don't think so, this zae guy seems to have been from NZ judging from all the people performing a haka at his funeral

>John Basedman

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just remembered my sc team is shit, my nrl team is shit and my life is shit lads.

Brave of freddy to pick the raiders at this point

cockstad didn't get a try assist for that

what's the best footy food?

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>eye scratch

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casual spotted. he was watching tennis there

>recruiting white englishmen is more productive than recruiting random coconuts
Who'd have thought

They should have a separate crowd cam you can have open in another tab all game

(((they)))

>poogers

>practising muslim

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*never scores*

Erin looking worse than ever lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv9-CPWEu4

how can one man be so based and humblepilled?

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DCE looks like someone just said something moderately dumb and kinda gross to him

He looks like that pic of somebody handing an actress or whatever a picture of herself to sign with a guy's cum all over it

I'ts my birthday but as I'm 1/2 I want to share this with you my frens
youtube.com/watch?v=gfh40Hy8dUs

raiders on premiership watch

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pedo

How dare you try to smear the good name of walkGOD

Sorry I'll clarify, I mean Richo is a known Pedo, walkGod powerwalks which is not illegal at the moment and you should actually try it. Powerwalking fucking rocks.

Before anyone else accuses me of any more pedo shit, just know that it was a false flag to sully my good name and reputation in this community. I have never posted CP, never defended it, and I will continue to be based as fuck.

Richo out.

of the closet

Yeah we're all going to believe that statement

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find one (1) post on 4plebs

>and I will continue to be based as fuck.

What kind of virgin narcissist writes this garbage

Joseph Melican is my least favorite /nrl/ poosonality

one of my parasites originally wrote it

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For me because I'm not a NEET it's $4.50 Kettle chips.

for me it's ritz biscuits with vegemite

>buying chips that aren't crinkle cut

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I eat thins cause I am thin and don't have fat rolls resembling crinkles.

the call of duty general on /vg/ is basically turning into pseudo-/nrl/. it's actually fucking pathetic how far this general's virginity/incel culture is spreading on this website

it's funny because you post this dumb shit constantly but we all remember when you originally posted this and then deleted it because of how cringe it was. now you act like it's your super cool catchphrase you dumb pedophile

Fuck you I was the 2nd Original virgin on /nrl/, we might both be BroncGOD customers but he started it and deserves credit.

Post an example

Nothing that happened tonight matters because it was fucked up by the ridiculous stat of origin pantomime.

Really enjoy GOATcastle winning, to be honest lads

They did it without klemmer and ponga too.

>the virgin ritz
>the chad clix

Trust a fucking Irish not to like snacks made of potatoes.

GOATcastle

fuck newcastle

Manly Warringah

saving this thread

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a disgrace

>Apps replaces Studdon as captain of new-look Blues

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just clogged the pipes with a steaming nsw blues

Panicked and bought Matt Moylan for some reason

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We're being auto saged lads

test

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Didn't warriors only play storm like 2 weeks ago

no, now go back to sleep, goyim.

>perenara
You lads ready for some bumbling incompetence?

grim

*Up, Up starts playing*

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time to kill myself

*kills self*

I'm such a fat piece of shit lads

just want to die lads

trip on nightshit

No.

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anyone go to warriors?

>Gutherson (0)

>Guthershit
>Fergushit
>Shitchell Moses
>Lame

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CHEAHOOOO

>Shitchell Pooses in charge of Penalty kicks

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Should have listened to Sam's Seals on NRL Supercoach Talk

refball

It's the Peels m8. They specialise in refball.

>he did NOT captain fatfita

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Compounding errors from refs are pretty fuckin bad in this game. Anyone who put money on Parramatta should be seething.
>call a non existent rake in the first half resulting immediately in Gutherson having to defend his line and get hurt. Try on the next set.
>fuck up a clear knock on the stroke of halftime. Try.

Peels are dogshit. They couldn't beat themselves off, let alone beat goatnulla.

Jake T IN

Kind of want some hjs but don't really want to go out to get it lads

Without the ref fuck ups they'd still be losing, yes, but they'd still be covering the 4.5 start.

based gutherson

UP UP

Parra were wooden spooners without him last year and look like it without him tonight.

Disgusting, obviously a rural troglodyte

The smell of Shire bogan has infested the thread. Putrid.

Is Xerri wearing a sesame street mask? What a honker!

just dumb coconut things

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parramatta is really affected by origin it seems

>He did NOT start Xerri

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>resign key players and coach
>return to wooden spoon form

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Did Woods just say his kids name is Buster?

goylan

They had a perfect opportunity to blow up the team and start again with 17 players and a shitty coach all off contract. Yet they've decided that re signing the entire wooden spoon winning team is the right way to go. Enjoy Eels fans!

Kek. Nice defending Sharkies. Premiership contenders my arse.

Ending up going to hjs and the girl who served me was cute and smiled at me lads

She probably found your appearance to be comical

Seeing obese balding slobs in trackpants on a saturday night seems like it should be a normal sight for anyone working at a takeaway place though

Will Smith has -2 points after 80 minutes of football

>opposition gives you 3 pity tries
>opposition bomb 4 tries
>still get BTFO by 20

Woah... so this is the power of Pooramatta...

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Why are all the chicks that work in chemists super hot and young?

There should be a chemist chain called 'Richos'

There's no way ScoMo isnt dicking Eleni Petinos

All the ones at mine are fat hags. Optometrists are where only attractive women work.

Wait, the guy who died from the flu was a poopeelander and wasn't even in australia when he died

I know what you mean mate. There's a crazy hot bird at my local chemist. Once per week I go in and buy some extra large condoms.

Richo can make his own chloroform and rohpynol

Doesn't need to open a chemist for it

Major contenders: Gummi Bears, Milky, Matt

Potential smokeys/darkhorses: Roosterman, Shiggies, Flacco

Pretenders: Sally, Tiny Dicked Fob, Foran Twenty, Laffingoats

The rest are irrelevant and will not figure in the race.

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Why is morgan playing fb again

Because it's the least physical defensive position in football.

Silverside is the patricians choice for a Sunday roast, you don't even need to roast it

Nice dive, womanly

>dropacic

Womanly shemales getting feldt up

just want to die

I go take a shit and they score 2 tries?

lol

trip on nightpoo

>not taking your tablet into the shitter with you

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>Having a tablet

zoomers fuck off

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DCElite will lead a 2nd half comeback

Did anybody cap katter

Had an ok birthday frens still a virgin though

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based cowwies smashing our way into the 8 lads

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BASED JT

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Where do you live mate? I'll give you a couple of pumps in the arse so you can remove the virgin label. I'm not even a poofter either.

awwwwww a freshie stuck around after origin and is trying to /nrl/ how cute :3

lolo is such a fucking unit

Fuck yes. Women's Origin is unironically based.

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No friends, no gf, virgin.

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Based me.

20-12 the most dangerous lead

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is that chicky nuggies on waffles with maple syrup?

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looks like Katter has started a lemon party

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Refball

Based refs keeping the sea faggots in it again lads

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>COCONUTTED

>morshit

>literally shoulder charged out of the air

WHAT WAS THAT PASS

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KEK

Stockmen need 2 penalty goals to win lads

post origin round footy is kino as fuck

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Based and petrol pilled

ded

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what a softcunt

IRobot is on telly lads

Pineapple and blackcurrant are the GOAT zooperdooper flavours

sick of this timewasting by the pooboys

>CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

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Lime is the kino flavor of anything, cordial, zooperdooper, condom

>can't walk off a shoulder issue

>cazzie thinks you can walk off a shoulder injury
yikes
You can only walk of leg and hip and groin injuries

kek

>sin binning yourself for the rest of the game
Coaching 10/10

based damage controlling softcunt who cant walk with a bad shoulder

This game on golden point watch

Final score is 20-28 Spoiler warning

refball

Based JT

>qld commentators not calling the refs out on their bullshit

I really need to pee lads what do?

>doesn't show the replay of the "forward pass"
R E F B A L L

They did show the replay

BASED FUCKING JT LADS

Chop your dick off

based refs win the day again lads

GOATLY

Cowcucks Ltd.

based manly

Me and the gf are just having a quiet night in lads

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still on a post GOATcastle victory high lads

>nightshit

just did one myself

a one year old*

BREAKING NEWS: footage found of richo and his latest victim

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hate myself

but you're my fren, fren

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