300 IQ footy: Englel edition

300 IQ footy: Englel edition

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Post the webm of them scoring a goal when the opposition were celebrating lol

I know close to nothing about footy. Why would you get all cutesy with your dribble when an opposing player is that close to you near your own goal?

he wasn't even trying to be cutesy, he just choked

It's precisely what you're not meant to do my American friend.

I just feel bad for them. Pure pity. Incompetent people shouldn't be put on this stage.

It's an absolutely retarded trend plaguing football, where teams try to play their way out of the back regardless of how much pressure the opponent puts them under. Two or three teams in the entire world can get away with it because they have very good passers in defence, but literally every other team is simply incapable without making huge mistakes. Unironically about half of all goals in the sport are now due to this.I
I miss the days when teams would clear the ball.

We might have entered the 9001 IQ territory.

it's pretty hilarious tho (when your team is not involved)

Are the N'gubus evolving?

Playing from the back meme that Guardiola popularized in the EPLEL, now Liverpool, Arsenal, Spurs and every other English club try to copy Man City

I really hate retards

he was hoping he could avoid a pass to the goalkeeper
never trust english goalkeepers with the ball

wtf did I just saw?

Is this U15?

Tactic that works if your players are amazing. If your players aren't amazing it doesn't work. Teams without amazing players try to do it anyway.

Pickford is unironically one of the only "safe" players in this team in my mind. He has never made a noteworthy error in an England shirt, aside from that silliness against Spain which didn't even lead to a goal since he recovered in time.

>I miss the days when teams would clear the ball.

just watch our league then, literally all teams just kick the ball as far as possible from the goal

>tfw your team is playing in the third division in Norway and still holding true to the philosophy of hoofball
Comfy lads

I'm gonna say it, Southgate is a hack

Why montpellier?

ENG LAL

this makes the quality of the womens world cup look a lot higher

the goal is to draw your opponents out of position, lure them into trying to take the ball off you so that when you (or one of your fellow defenders) eventually passes downfield, you have an advantage in numbers
unfortunately for england you have to be both skilled and not retarded to pull it off

ITS CAMMIN HOM

>England
>Attempting to play from the back.

Fucking kek stick to hoofball man

>when England doesn't hoof it anymore

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>never trust english goalkeepers with the ball
kek

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That's true, there's no way to win.

If you're up against England don't worry about attacking, our defence will make goals for you lol

i know our keepers are comedy gold too
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Who the fuck are these retarded defenders?

jimmy pebbles and ross "not a gorilla, far worse at football than that" barkley

What African country is Ned?

>jimmy pebbles
John Stones? Did he forgot that team wasn't Manc Citeh?

Walker got dabbed on by this pace merchant

wtf!

They were trying to run away from the man mountain

What went wrong?

>Reminder that Xhaka fucked it up for Switzerland
So, which EPL "talent" will ruin everything next Sunday?

>englel

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>Attempting to play from the back
the goal they scored that got var'd came from the back

this works for them, the shitty defense however does not

90th minute diogo jota OG while defending a corner

Another decade of irrelevance for englel on the way

during half time Van der Vaart said "just give the ball to Maguire and pressure him. You'll instanly get it back"

>tfw the way to beat you is give you the ball and watch you flop over it

Southgate still thinks we're playing against Montenegro and not a team that has an effective pressing game. Yesterday was not the time to piss about in defence, literally all of Holland's chances came from England defenders losing the ball

The guy making these clips is a MHSC fan

Hoofball sucks and it’s good that it’s dying

JUST

everyone could see it wasn't working except him it seems

Hopefully bus parking dies too
Absolute meme tactic

>meme tactic
It might be boring to watch but it works

where are the dutch players

>I miss the days when teams would clear the ball.

ah the good old kick and rush garbage most English teams used to play