How the fuck do you constantly lose a sport that you invented?

You must be some kind of retard for that to happen

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All the sports you invented are either solely played by you or some shitty Asian countries.

At least we don't lose to said countries when we introduce our sports to them

BTW, basketball is the world's fastest growing sport. And most people don't associate England with soccer at all.

ahem

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We don't send our A team.

Basketball is huge in Europe. Never knew why it never was big on your isle.

cope
so you're implying England should beat everybody because we invented football? What bearing does that have on anything?
Nobody gives a fuck about Basketball in Europe which is the only other relevant place in the world.

Ah yes because Netherlands and Venezuela were so much better in 2013 and 2009 respectively

Why you didn't show the last WBC final result hmmmm?

because of umpball

>so you're implying England should beat everybody because we invented football?

Yes. Who the fuck invents something and lets other people beat them at their own invention?

Canada

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>8-0
>umpball

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What countries are better than the US at:

American football
Baseball
Basketball
War

>invents USA
>Surpassed by them

Didn't America invent Ice Hockey?

>ah yes let's forget the rigged 1-2 vs japan

>invents English language
>Americans surpass them

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wtf is this?

Netherlands and Venezuela always have great teams and our prime cut players are normally in minor league, major league, or college contracts and cant do international play

well, I guess Brexit truly means Brext after all

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>The madison is a relay race event in track cycling, named after the first Madison Square Garden in New York, and known as the "American race" in French (course à l'américaine) and in Italian and Spanish as Americana.
>The madison is a race where each team must complete more laps than any of the other team. Riders in each team alternate during the race, handing over to the other member, resting, and then returning to the race.

>American Football
Japan was better at a time and still at least put up a fight.

>Baseball
Japan, with a few others on par with America

>Basketball
Only one USA flat out dominate, but this wasn't always the case and European teams are catching up

>War
Vietnam.

>invent sport
>don't win every single time

TOP LEL

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I always wonder this - when foreigners hear English in their head, do they hear the correct pronunciation in the American way or British way?

The sports we invented are played by the entire world because they're so good, and as practically the whole world takes them seriously it becomes far more difficult to win them. No other country has even invented a relevant global sport for them to them lose in, so your post makes no sense.

How did England invent soccer? It was played in China in ancient times and Mesoamerica came up with it as well.

>cricket
whole world

Soccer and ???? and ???? American sports have a more far wide reach

Basketball is to China what cricket is to India.

Our top athletes dont play in international tournaments. Where scumbag jap players forget they're getting paid millions by a club and fuck off to represent their country every year and get injured

The chad patriotic Jap Vs The virgin cowardly Yank

>Basketball is huge in Europe
>Greece, Spain & Serbia
Handball is probably bigger

lol baseball was literally invented in England you spastic, besides that there is tennis, rugby (played all over America), the Marquess of Queensberry Rules which modern boxing is founded upon amongst plenty other world renowned sports like snooker, cricket etc

Geez, I didn't even know our country played baseball

Tennis and rugby

Oh and boxing

vs. finland was our C team
vs. germany was our Z team

Because it's too cold and the British elite look at sports as a pastime over an actual obsession. I don't want to admit it, but a socialist and poverty-ridden background for England would probably enhance football to heights its never seen there.

so japanese players put their nation first and americans prefer their corporatios i mean clubs? I thought you guys were patriotic

Were patriotic with war