Why is he always angry?

Why is he always angry?

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Because John Stones shat the bed

I'd be angry too, if my defenders pulled that shit

Plays for Everton innit

FOOOOOOOOCK

big bum lad has bailed them out a couple of times

Do you see who he's playing with m8

Manlet rage.

He has to ply behind either England or Everton defenders

Because he has English defenders in front of him

I would be too if I had the back 4 that England has "helping" me. It doesn't matter how good our goalkeepers, strikers and midfielders are. The 4 morons at the back will always find a way to fuck it up.

People keep calling him a Geordie when he's a Mackem.

he's a child

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Sjezes

Why does every shit country blame their defenders? We also do that. But when you (and we, and a bunch of other countries) struggle to score more than one goal per match, it's obvious that the defenders are only part of the problem.
It's like whenever anything goes wrong the first thing retards do is blame their defenders.

kek gets me every time

>Has a decent game
>Defense completely sabotages him
>Still becomes a scape goat
He can't win with you people

Joe Hart syndrome

Shocking player that sperges about and needs to show his pashun constantly

best English keeper in decades constantly getting fucked by mongs like Jeff Rubble

>best English keeper in decades
I'm not sure that's as great a compliment as you might think.

Have you seen his defenders?

what a piece of shit.

He's English.

incels rage

never got that webm
it's good footwork and just about what a goalkeeper has to do

Did you see Netherlands second goal? Or their third for that matter?

hes 6' 1" though. you mean because hes short for a keeper?

It's an England player so automatically the "small team mentality-handicapped" become obsessed. Good to see that even when in the B tier of European football that Germany don't suffer from this illness.

because he plays with shitters

yes, that shot got deflected too

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>short keepers

Fuck you literally spat out my water whilst watching this

I look dumb in this webm, but people calling me piece of shit have never stood in front of a goal. Anyway, got to turn the phone off for the plane, bye guys

Because of his tiny, little T.Rex arms.
Lad can't have a proper wank.
I'd be pissed all the time, too!

Based Tanzanian poster.

Because he's got tiny t-rex arms. I'd be upset too.