Why are Nordics so shitty in popular sports?

Why are Nordics so shitty in popular sports?

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subhumans

How the FUCK did you reply so fast?

Nordmenn og svensker er ikke mennesker

That dude literally just refreshes Yea Forums 24/7 so he can be the first poster in threads and call Americans fat.

sounds pretty based

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He's not wrong tho

Fatty

based desu

Because we care about better, patrician sports.

1. Ski Jumping
2. Track
3. Cross-country skiing
4. Biathlon
5. Nordic Combined
6. Field
7. Pesäpallo
8. Gymnastics
9. Weightlifting
10. Orienteering

Also, individual sports >>>>> team sports. How some can prefer team sports is beyond me.

That is based and, dare I say it, redpilled

>getting dabbed on by a literal monkey
Are you just gonna sit there and take it?

doing good work then

lose weight.

Fucking based

All dat evolution went into their brains to collect and store for the harsh winters.
Meanwhile nigger hemisphere just had to run fast all year no not starve.

he's the best

Why are they so freaky looking?

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Ugh I can't even.

You mean because we're too small to be a top country in anything that matters so we join these little circlejerks that literally no one cares about so we can feel good about ourselves.

she's under pounds of makeup and tons of filters. He looks pretty normal

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they have like no ass

they have hard-rock big asses

For me it's the one on the far right.

And this is bad????

The girl is probably on 57 different faceapp/shops and the dude has probably kept the same smile for 2 minutes so the girl can take perfect photo.

Macaco basado desu

But you are shit in Ski Jumping

not enough for me, have seen lots of girls with bigger bumbums

Brazilian chicks have fat asses not firm ones. Can attest from personal experience

Let’s look at hockey:
WC champions 2017 Sweden
WC champions 2018 Sweden
WC champions 2019 Finland

Also in football world cup both Sweden and Denmark got past group stage.

Reigning WC champion in handball is Denmark (silver Norway)

this is what Targaryens should look like

Mycket bra sagt Hans

The second a player becomes decent in a sport like football, they fuck off to play in Europe because there's not enough money in the sports here. I used to be classmates with a guy who's playing in Ligue 1 now.

Sounds like a saint to me.

maybe you should lose weight?

fat

yeah but they're bigger and soft and it feels good to grab

Oh that was never out of question, Brazilian chicks from the south got great asses.

kys faggot

Wh*Tes are so ugly.

tak hans

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You 1000 aircraft carriers can't stop one hue
*deep inhale*

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Because the population of Nordic countries put together is still lower than the population of Germany or England.

>hockey
>handball
sven pls

>Not "and call US Americans fat"
Wetback spotted