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Cejudo
Shev
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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samefag

Colby "Chaos" Covington

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I think this is dereks thread

looks like a fair matchup

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Basé

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you got your nerf gun ready?

jesus crhist. Why are UFC such cucks to CM Punk. Who cares if he is from Chicago

amerilawsuits

He's got a fight left on his contract

No one wants to say it so I will: weed caused tony's psychosis.

all cans

Is she back in?

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Smif wins the rematch

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You forgot this

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cejudo
fuck wmma
fergy
yan
tai

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Anyone wants to get tapped tonight, meet me at Hunt Street Jiu Jitsu (just off 8th) for the evening class and tell the nice lady at the desk you're from /heem/.

Heh, enjoy the staph, kid

If cowboy can't start a good pace in round 1, then he's just going to get merked. I don't give a fuck what Joe schilling says either.

My Mat. Snap Into It

-Tuivasa
-Yan
-Tony
-Valentina
-Cejudo

>Omg dude Tony is le so badass he has a 12 fight win streak!!!!
>He's beaten RDA and um, uh.....

Where is this? Toronto?

I just can't stop thinking about coral, he's on my mind 24/7 lol

Khabib is a virgin

Marlos
Valentina
Tony
Jimmie
Blagoy

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Same here but with airplane

Canada blud just letting you know now, you're in charge of goofing the picks this time

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Marlon Brando
Valentine
Cerrone
Skinny Pete
Tai

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Moares
Shev
Tony
Yan
Tai

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Khabib is undefeated

so is aids

he lost to Gleison Tibau

delete your post please

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Reminder that only people who haven't actually watched the fight say Khabib lost to Tibau

robbed.

based.

Remember when Khabib got knocked do-
Oh, wait nevermind...

Hey remember that time Khabib lost a decision to Michael Johns-
N-No? Oh ok...

Well surely you remember when Khabib got subbed b-
Oh, whoops nevermind

Can Schaub be stopped?

Schaub 5yrs removed from competition would run through the lightweight division

remember when khabib fought a good grapp-
oh uhm... I mean...

A muslim fighter is a loser by definition

streamable.com/m8237

Thawlts?

He couldn't finish a real estate agent on 24 hrs notice with 5 rounds.

Please remind me which "good grappler" Tony has fought?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Dana's face

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HE BROUGHT THE FUCKING SNAKE TOO
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1136713666441752581?s=20

very nice

Based Henry inspiring me.

gonna need more convex, my guy

moraes
shevchenko
ferguson
rivera
tuivasa

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based

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Magic via KO(knee) 1st
Val via Sub(armbar) 3rd
Tony via Sub(triangle) 3rd
Jimmie via Dec
Tai via TKO(knee and punches) 2nd

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Wow and I thought Tony was autistic

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this will be ultra embarrassing if he gets KOd

god I love cejudo easily my favorite chap

kek somebody call this kid's mom

he's just like me!

moraes is a bum

calm, cool, collected
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1136717383740153856

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they're like the same height and reach, Cowboy is getting fucked

unironically tho, hes my favorite active champ

cejudo
eye
ferguson
yan
ivanov

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>pulls out mickey mouse doll
>pulls out snake
absolutely fucking based, marlon is shook af

#CSL #ChampShitOnly #ShadezAndBladez

wtf i love henry now

like for cowdad rt for el kooky!!!!!

Oh that's so cute of him playing pretend champion!

Anyone else astrally heeming this fool by skipping all his heembedded cringe?

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dana's like *pffft* lmao haha

Reminder that stand up comedy is something you just kind of do when you've reached the pinnacles of success

holy shit this nigga

KING OF THE MANLETS

stand up comedy is indoor panhandling

brendan schaub is undefeated as comedian

>twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1136717383740153856
based
literally the only man keeping the flyweight division alive

Hey everyone, it's me, Danny Black. Now that those guys at r/MMAStreamz have been taken care of, where are we going to watch our illegal UFC streams?

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People talk about the Nelson and the Browne fights but it was Nogueira who really did the damage. S was on his way to cementing himself as a legend killer and one of the heavyweight GOATs.

okay nelson would heem schaub

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panhandling is a form of outdoor comedy

false, Smif gets finished in the rematch. He gets stifled on the ground and submitted in the fourth after getting frustrated of the striking exchange.

bongbro where u at? just heemed a wrestlingfag with my superior BJJ again, feels good

>Jon finishing a non-white
you must be new

Does King Cejudo have a higher power level than base Cejudo?

Tuivasa
Rivera
Cerreon
Shevchenko
Cejudo

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Wrong

Hey Danny, on /heem/ we are so against illegal streaming and only watch UFC on ESPN+!

didnt he choke out rampage?

he never lost it, hes champ

This man was unaware that giraffe did not start with a 'd' until he was 23, and already through college.

What is your excuse for not being successful in 2019?

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what about machida

Agreed
Disagreed

I can't decide if this is based or cringe.

happy to see abbott is doing well

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Vitor

BASED CRINGE KING

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Can someone make a rendition of this image that says:

"Being Bantamweight champion is like being king of the manlets, even if you win, you're still a manlet"

Use the image of Cejudo with his crown.

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i remember when i used to think this guy was an actual good fighter

Holy fucking kino
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wait.... wut

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1136721028032471040

WME is not gonna like that

Prime Tank heems Ngannu desu

When did he get so thin

make it yourself

cringejudo is based

Nah, some sperg here will do it for me.

How do I convince /box/ that our top 10 beats their top 10 in a fight?

I'm bored at work so I decided to look at Conor's MMA-related follows. Can /heem/'s greatest detectives help us understand what all these people have in common?

Lorenzo Fertitta; Haraldur Dean Nelson; Marc Goddard; Joe Duffy; Dana White; Joe Rogan; Aisling Daly; Coach Kavanagh; Chael Sonnen; Cathal Pendred; Mike Dolce
Paddy Holohan
Owen Roddy
James "Sexual" Heelan
Gunnar Nelson
Chuck Lidell
Brad Pickett
Michael Bisping
Ross Pearson
Kenny Florian
Ronda Rousey
James Gallagher
Neil Seery
John Gooden
Audie Attar
Malki Kawa
Demetrious Johnson
Michael Johnson
Phil Davis
Georges St-Pierre
Bas Rutten
Floyd Mayweather
Rory MacDonald
Jon Anik
James Krause
Rebecca Bisping
Joe Lauzon
Alistair Overeem
Jordan Burroughs
JoJo Calderwood
Karyn Bryant
Dan Hardy
Rener Gracie
Artem Lobov
Jessica Eye
Muhammad Ali
Aaron Pico
Ariel Helwani
Jimi Manuwa
Diego Brandao
Jon Jones
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Stephen Thompson
Rose Namajunas
Cat Zingano
Daniel Cormier
Roy Jones Jr.
Paige VanZant
Joanna Jedrzejczyk
Megan Olivi
Mike Tyson
Chris Weidman
Damon Martin
Saul Rogers
Ricky Hatton
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Bec Rawlings
Robin Black
Bruce Lee
Kevin Iole
Brendan Schaub
Bruce Buffer
Tony Bellew
Amir Khan
Triple H
Stephanie McMahon
Becky Lynch
Shane McMahon
Evander Holyfield
Brian Stann
Ilir Latifi
Ben Rothwell
Darren Till
Renzo Gracie
Makwan Amirkhani
Dillon Danis
Richie Smullen
Cain Velasquez
Big John McCarthy
Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Valentina Schevchenko
Yoel Romero
Paul Malignaggi
Sean O'Malley
Mike Russell
Joey Diaz
Anthony Smith
Israel Adesanya
Tim Kennedy
Dominick Cruz
Christopher Eubank
Jason Knight
Jeff Novitzky
Cody Garbrandt
Jessica Andrade

He also follows Dwayne Johnson, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rihanna, Dee Devlin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ronan Farrow, Ricky Gervais, Wayne Rooney, Gordon Ramsay, Hozier, Dave Mustaine, Rita Ora, Katy Perry, Gigi Hadid, Kim Kardashian-West, Justin Timberlake, Halle Berry, Elon Musk, Nathalie Emmanuel, Nando's, Snickers, and Guinness.

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holy fucking BASED

Just post this

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going on /box/ is a loss by default

Dude..... that's dare I say, based?

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lol nice saved

>Brendan Schaub
wtf I love Conor now

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why does shaub get so much hate?

don't forget this devastating shot

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DELET

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lads I really like Cejudo now

why didn't you always like him, user? he's literally the GOAT combat athlete and also endearingly corny. he has a heart (and medal) of gold.

he's always been ourguy

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Floyd was out for a second there, Conor won.

always liked him, too bad Marlon is my boy

I mean, the snake in the grass thing, okay, I get it. I cringed, but I get it.
WHY HERE? Why the snake here? One Punch Man has nothing to do with snakes. What is he doing?

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I always liked him as a fighter but now he's getting into boy territory.

Based
Absolutely Based

>I cringed
you're like a woman with that cringe

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He had Mickey Mouse in his hat, too. He's displaying his trophies while calling Marlon a meek bunny

Based Finn calling people based in every thread

>when you are a professional fighter, but Dana pays you so little that you have a side hustle selling Cejudo merchandise on eBay

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All bantamweights are snakes now.

did he just named the Jew?

>when you go to events uninvited hoping that a journalist will recognize and interview you

Name one (1) fighter who could heem Khabib

Tony Ferguson

Everyone jumping on the Cejudo bandwagon now is fine, but make sure you shut your mouth and know your roll as Junior Members of the wagon. Me? Yeah, I guess you could say I'm an oldschool Cejudohead, he's been my boy since he got into the fight game. I'm in the VIP section of the wagon.

GSP

Ngannou

Jon Jones.

Whittaker

Ben Askren

MJ already has

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where is it?

>Rogan: People want to see Ruiz vs. Ngannou like they did Mayweather vs. McGregor
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/6/18654835/ufc-joe-rogan-andy-ruiz-vs-francis-ngannou-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-boxing-mma-news

joe is literally the ONLY faggot pushing for this ngannou boxing

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>khabib
>porier
>ferguson
Based. He should fight Jon Jones next.

Gleison Tibau

>tfw no loving and supportive relationship
feels bad

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The joke being its magic and thats Marlons nickname. Pulling a bunny out of a hat is a stereotypical magical trick, and tricks = trix cereal = white rabbit from black hat —-> Ali Abdelaziz terrorist ——-> chips

youtube.com/watch?v=NDEqaAV5ZSc

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thx, dana bless

Rogan needs to shut the fuck up about that shit. Ngannou is not a technical boxer, any match is going to be constantly stalled by illegal shots and we'll end up watching a great fighter gas out and get humiliated.

Ngannou is developing as an MMA fighter, his takedown defence is getting really good. Why would you want to pause his growth?

Sup lads. I just moved into a new place, and now I have a TV in my living room and in my bedroom. Where should I watch the fights this weekend? Living room TV is a bit bigger, but bedroom TV I can watch in bed for maximum comfy and the TV there is still plenty big. Harder to eat snacks in bed, though, and don’t want crumbs everywhere.

Derrick Lewis

Rogan is literally obsessed with large black men. He drools over them.

You think that's why he chose his wife? Because she birthed a black child?

he never said that though

Watch Ferguson vs Cowboy in the mountains on a portable TV, while balancing on a tightrope and having paranoid delusions.

Conor McGregor

Say His name!

Why would a woman reproduce with Demetrious Johnson

Meaning Joe Rogan, not the guy I was responding too.

Seeing them stand side to side, Cejudo heems Dana

Reposting the on Reddit

he lost

No mountains around for thousands of miles...

>well-spoken
>can beat up 99.9% of world population
>financially stable millionaire
>confident

hmmm can't imagine why

Johnson is genetically perfect for all the underground tunnel warfare after the 2050 catastrophe.

They've moved to these narrated PPV card openers recently instead of Face The Pain. Dana posted the one for 238 early. Which do you prefer?

twitter.com/danawhite/status/1136708711785934849?s=20

I would rather live in the streets in a cardboard box then reproduce with rogans wife

I mean joe rogan didn't say that. He was saying people would watch it just like they did may-mac ,but ngannou doesn't have the experience to just start boxing and make it to a championship level like he has mma.

There are several main categories:
Teammates
People with the same management agency
Celebrities and big UFC names to help max out exposure
People like Paulie & Mayweather that are relevant to his career
Guessing randos like KK & Big Ben are part of some sort of social media network, a lot of these guys follow each other and like literally every post

Professional looking list

Wait for the rematch

>well spoken
Why do whities always describe certain blacks this way?

He's the future build of human males as we continue to develop larger cities and smaller living areas and more tight spaces overall as well as has advantageous in firefights with his small surface area

>

>no one will look at you like her wife looks at DJ
it feels a bit bad

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Fair enough, but even floating the idea is annoying.

I actually like them

>can beat up 99.9% of world population
ha, any adult sized man who wrestled in college or something would heem DJ back to the shire

I would've said that about anyone that was indeed well-spoken.

Wouldn't have said it for Rampage, Conor, Stipe, or Woodley. I watch Mighty Mouse's twitch stream all the time and I'm subbed to him for 5 months, he's a smart guy.

I bet she's into being the bigger one

That's because no one is that much taller.

because eloquence is a rarity in darkies

>two champ fights and I could literally not give a single fuck

MMA is so boring now. who are these literallywhos?

Avoid watching the Co-main in your bedroom because WMMA is so boring you will risk falling asleep

me

heembedded ft twerking gorillas

youtube.com/watch?v=QHvJ74wWYKE

Prime Schaub

Why is every talking head saying the MMA fanbase is "toxic"? What's the difference between MMA fans and boxing or basketball fans?

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>in darkies
yeah, uh, yeah that's like, oh my gosh . . . that's uh kinda true, heh, oh man, its like, those darkies, oh man, uh, theyre not, like, uh, eloquent, uhhh

>What's the difference between MMA fans and boxing or basketball fans?
IQ

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autism

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Basketball fans are just watching it to be able to say they care about a sport. No one who has knowledge of actual sports like ball bouncing. Boxing and MMA's fanbase overlap.

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lol it looks like theyre bowing lmao heh heh

>loses 1 fight after tearing through a division

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>Cejudo
>Shev
>Cerrone
>Petr
>Tuivasa

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>rich
>successful
>healthy
>not retarded

Already better than the majority of men.

i got the feeling cerone vs Ferguson will end quick and will not be as bloody and exciting as anyone is expecting

Here we go evil, here we go

WOO WOO

Here we go evil, here we go

WOO WOO

Here we go evil, here we go

WOO WOO

Here we go evil, here we go

WOO WOO

The fans of every other international sport support their own race at the expense of others so no, the MMA fanbase is not "toxic".

1 hit KO by Cowboy

I got the feeling that you're a bitch lmao

>trying to shame others socially like a woman
>uses anime

I got the feeling you're about to get slapped with tariffs you pansy faggot.

One way I see it ending quickly is if Tony injures himself, which would be devastating. What else is there? Tony swarming him and getting the submission?

>Implying people aren't doing the exact same thing with Joshua right now
That's all combat sports bro

autism the sequel

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i have a feeling a legkick will destroy ferg's knee again

don't forget respected

yes, DAD Cerrone will heem him in the 1st

t. knower

to the other user's credit, you probably are womanly and weak if you not only like anime, but also post on Yea Forums and use anime reaction pics

Based ElessDee123

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Reminder that PFL today is only heavyweights and light heavyweights.

how many bongs

Cejudo
Valentine
Cowboy
Rivera
Tai

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post body

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PFL with the lads booooois

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>Cerrone quickly heems Ferguson
>Eye gets an early stoppage TKO over Shevchenko
>Moraes heems Cejudo
Optimal timeline

sorry tranny you'll have to find fap material somewhere else

If I did that, you'd know that I'm black and we can't have that, now can we?

I didn't know Canadians could get any more boring.

Nigger

But what about that time where they showed amanda in the crowd and she kissed a brazillion bimbo next to her even though nina was sitting right on the other side?

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2 bongs

Woah we geddit you're not racist woah we geddit we geddit man

ANSWER HONESTLY

do you dislike Zabit because he's muslim or because he's over-hyped

I rest my case

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meant for you

Talk shit about my country one more time I dare you

I like him because he's fun to watch, WGAF about anything else? What am I, a woman?

Who the fuck dislikes Zabit?

Guys, I have a feeling Tony will lose. I just can't shake this feeling aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Go on fightpass and watch Cowboy/RDA 2, Cowboy/Nate, Cowboy/Pettis

you have good instincts

Canadians wear dumb shirts and silly hats.

Cejudo
Shevchenko
Ferg the Sperg
Yan
Ivanov

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
El Cucuy
Rivera
Shoey

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and thats a good thing

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You need to turn that shit around and send our boy some positive psychic energy so his chi blasts will be on point.

>Marlon Moraes
>Valentina Shevchenko
>Tony Ferguson
>Petr Yan
>Blagoy Ivanov

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a lot of heemsters were rooting for lil manlet when he fought zabit

that is not champ shit kid

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Big guy.

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If we are talking about the same lil manlet, he was a clear underdog and he fought like a rapid badger, so there's plenty of reasons to root for him. I'm not sure that reflects on Zabit's popularity, he's great to watch.

Cowboy is a dad now though

because he’s overhyped and a cutbaby

Alright I'm just gonna level with you here. It's because he raped me last September.

Can't dad your way out of dead.

Based! #SnapJitsu

Based mexbro

Refn movie about Ferguson when?

Could use his pre-workout tracks for the OST.

3.6% chance cowboy makes it, ive done the measurements

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I thought this was pretty clever

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nah they were actively rooting against Zabeast. I think he's the real deal. It'll be interesting to see what they're gonna do with him Ortega and Volkanovski

This might as well be a cringe compilation

Fighters need to stop bringing props and go back to physically attacking each other at every opportunity.

I saw wushu dummies on the roof

>he fought like a rapid badger

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Joe is such a cucked retard

Any monkey here? What did the goof said to Marlon on stage?

>no plates
not very bulletproof desu

I also think he's great. Ortega would be a fun fight for him, I feel Volkanaussie has earned a title shot.

*rolls towards you

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you're delusional kiddo, back to the infirmary

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Cejudo is giving the fans what they always wanted from DJ: a midget who dresses up and entertains. That's all we've ever asked from them.

Henry the Gold Medal
Shev
T-Ferg
Yan
Blagoy

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*rabid, but now that I think about it, rapid works just as well.

Badgers are fearless little bastards.

*whooshes in Kyrgysztani*

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they wanna call me cringe but to cringe is to grasp...to clinch...i'm a wrestler

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>professional fighter

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i like him because he's muslim. i haven't watched a single fight despite posting on /heem/ for 7 years and posting on Yea Forums for 14 years and being 44 years old. don't respond i'm not answering to zilches.

LUKAS GOOF THE PICKS NOW

cringe

based and redpilled

Run down of the UFC 25 videos:
>McCain was an asshole but he died so we have to make him look good
>Dana makes a love letter to Trump
>GSP can't get over being bullied as a 10 year old
>Dana and the Fritatta bros are geniuses X 3
>Softcore porn of the ring girls

Kinda worried Cowboy and Ferguson are going to give each other brain damage. Cowboy is just talking about trading shots for fun in his interviews and Ferguson is on some kind of martyr kick.

mega cringe

Tsperg is already legitimately insane so what difference does it make at this point

>just point fight, they won't cut you

I'm about to be significantly richer than all of you bums lmao

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seems pretty based overall

He's insane like Van Gogh. I don't want to see him insane like Chris Benoit.

what a retard, just burn up the money

They call me Mystic Mac cause I'm a bum

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Stay mad and stay broke, pussy

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stop posting this pic it’s fucking unlikable

It could have been exacerbated by weed, exhaustion, stress or concussions, but schizophrenia is schizophrenia.

i'm going to fucking heem you bitch nigga

it's as put together as he's ever going to get

jfc this dude

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Schmo and Tony Ferguson.

Brace for epicness.......

youtube.com/watch?v=0fxAFQ_uRfM

the only case you have is the upcoming pedo charges for all the loli porn

jesus i would tore Jessica apart, she has that trailer trash vibe that makes me diamonds

You couldn't heem me if your life depended on it, kid. I'd have you licking my balls wrapped up in an anaconda choke within seconds. And that's just the reality. I'll have my dick so far down your ass you'll be calling me daddy. Got it?

why are you throwing away money

Imagine having to go on the internet onto an anonymous anime imageboard to feel tough

Marlon Moraes
Valentina Shevchenko
Donald Cerrone
Petr Yan
Blagoy Ivanov

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it's just bants lad not my fault if your delicate tranny feelings can't handle jokes

>"haha you watch anime you weak faggot"
>post body
>"I-It's just bants haha I was just kidding"
ok user

Free fight
youtu.be/d4K3_eA8TOM

Tony Ferguson

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Imagine being a fucking weeb and thinking you have any authority on masculinity LOL
>p-p-post your b-body then
What a fucking insecure punk ROFLMAO

Reminder.

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Boney "Rattled" Sperguson

can't we just get along

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Sucking my penis will get me along

How come Tony is badly receding but it actually suits him

aw he's upset

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Mexican caveman

because your name is ElessDee123 and you worship TSperg

love how the chick behind him makes it look like he's got a massive mullet

Decent skull shape and zero fucks given. Jude Law's the same.

>m-maybe I'll look cooler i-if I post more pictures of cartoons! I-I'm le so smug xD
Yikes, a swing and a miss, chief

*wins*

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thawlts on the new food truck? fur shure on the mt rushmore of food trucks b. lose mah numba if ya disagree.

High T bad boy

Ben "Chunky" Askren

>Getting mad at cartoons

once you reach a certain degree of ugly there's nowhere left to go

>he's copying me and using redditspeak
You and ElessDee123 should get together some time

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>based and thot pilled

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where is this bitch from? fma?

Getting real desperate now, are we? LOL. Go ahead, ask for more pics of me to beat your little dick off to, homo. And don't forget to attach another one of your ebin anime reaction pictures this time!

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from Anime episode 5

Ika Musume

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somebody webm tonys autistic interpretive dance from the latest embeded

Not even me you obese triggered 10 year old

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Is there anyone more lickable?

Seems like you're just finding a reason you hate on Joe. So you don't think Joe should give fighters advice? Joe trains BJJ and striking with some of the best guys out there. He's been around the sport for many many fuckin years. I agree with you on the Schaub thing. Schaub just repeats whatever he hears smarter people say but Lee isn't the sharpest tool in the shed either. Kevin Lee is an arrogant kid in his 20s who makes excuses for his losses. He's racking them losses up too. His coach died a few years ago... He's just training at the UFC performance institute in Vegas. The top camps aren't in Vegas. They're at other gyms and you might see a bunch of champs training together. That's how it should be. Iron sharpens iron. You don't want Chad from accounting holding pads for you at the fuckin UFC PI

joshua is a literal fraud bum though

>th-th-th-th-that's no-not me, I-I swear!!!!
L M A O, you are killing me, kiddo!

Tony and the schmobedded
youtu.be/0fxAFQ_uRfM
youtu.be/0fxAFQ_uRfM

I'm from the future and watched every ufc up until 2020 AMA

B A S E D

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Moraes
Shev
Ferg
Yan
Tai

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Valbong

somebody get this kid his insulin and a paper bag

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What a dank anime meme! Upboated!

why do they go to chicago were the asphalt apes dwell?

do you have CTE? that's not how the conversation went. I don't need validation from trannies just like you don't need a real girlfriend when you have your superior 2d waifus

not for me. even her toes
>inb4 feet photo

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helen yee is better

this kid is mentally insane to be quite frank

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Yeah her dad is white, but she's reaching levels of thickness that shouldn't be possible for an Asian

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Remember when you got so mad that someone insulted your cartoons that you demanded that they post a pic of their body for you to jerk off to? I remember that.

helen has some nice tits but a busted face
thick and just the right amount of slutiness

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remember when you said I was womanly and weak and then were too scared to expose your skeletal lich body?

40 FUCKING BINGS FELLAS

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I disagree, helen yee's face is more attractive than karate hottie cause she looks like a milf

Who else #SnapJitsu here?

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damn this pic is killing me

Rosebedded Ep. 1,

youtube.com/watch?v=uaZKEDsBg3I

youtube.com/watch?v=uaZKEDsBg3I

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that wasn't him, that was me. you're right, I have a skeletal lich body. does that mean you're ready to admit you're womanly and weak?

i'm not into the older milf look but i get it. do you think waterson will be a hot older milf?

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The combined CTE in this video is simply overwhelming.

I'm pretty average my man.

this is a good ass

for a weeb? I believe it.

yo what is up /heem/

give me your mma hot takes i want to see what's going down

yeah probably

Wait so am I obese or am I a skelly lmao? Make up your mind kiddo. And the original conversation was about whether or not you were womanly, not the guy that replied to you. All you've done so far is post your ebically smug anime girlfriends and deflect onto me and you haven't even once denied that you are womanly and weak, because you and I both know that you're a limp-wristed sóy drinking weeb. Here, let's make a deal. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and let you post your body (since the conversation was originally about you), and then I'll do ypu a favor and post mine just for fun. Sound fair? Alright champ, go ahead and post. Whenever you're ready.

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Helen Yee has Marty Feldman tits

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Based

Marlon Moraes is getting knocked out. Cejudo has good striking and power.

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That take is scorchingly hot

Just got some pizza before we settle down for some midweek PFL heems

Little Caesars is way better than Domino's if you think otherwise you're blinded by branding and perceived value

this nigga looks photoshoped into an aesthetic bogpill

Get in here friends watching the vivisection right now

watch2gether.com/rooms/8uquir6oaahjjxu9v0

based and hot and ready pilled

Schaub will make his return to the octagon, make a run for the title. Only to get heemed in 12 seconds by future heavyweight champ, Ben "Funky" Askren.

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Helen Yee here with eyes on my rack

Cerrone is the one to beat Khabib but we'll never see it because he can't beat Ferguson or Poirier.

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>Y-You first
I have nothing to hide. Now please, go find some /fit/ body thread and post somebody else's body.

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gastelum?

'ate schmo

What's the point of the lower weight classes? The heavyweights and light-heavyweights would beat the shit out of all of them.
Demitrious Johnson might be great at beating his fellow manlets but a guy from any other weight class would obliterate him.

Could you both stop posting, please?

sorry

HEEM WATCH PARTY
GOOBER VS DIAZ 2 RIGHT NOW

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What the fuck do you have a black baseball bat in your room for? You WCW Sting or something?

>What's the point of the lower weight classes?

More speed, more acrobatic shit. There's a few brilliant heavyweights, but a lot of them fight like battleships: they move around slowly, fire off a shot, then stand there waiting to reload.

LOL you really are womanly. nice curves princess

I literally LITERALLY cringed IRL at this post. You dumb motherfucker. Did you actually think I would post my body? I have you wrapped around my finger. I say "jump", and you ask how high. Played like a god damn fiddle. Btw mind if I send this picture to Google? I'm pretty sure they'd like to use it to accompany the definition of "skinnyfat".

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It's a souvenir from a Texas Rangers game I went to.

you guys ever make your picks and then regret the image you chose or do you use the same one every time?

PFL soon

I call this "the boomerang." my waifus get so wet over it xD

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Now that, my friends, is a MILF.

next time change the moderation settings before starting a watch2gether room you numbskull

Surgical inspection of another man's body and total mental obsession. Probability of homosexuality: 102%. Margin of error: 1%

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Fags calling Laquinta a 'real estate agent' pisses me of, thats like saying 'Ngannou couldn't even beat a firefighter' (stipe).

bro ur fat and a weeb get over it

>tfw the PFL card is literally only HW and LHW
hope it's good

I'm almost there, post another picture of your titties, dough boy.

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if you say so. I never claimed otherwise and I could kill you with my bare hands.

Ouch, he's really trying to go back to being le smug animeposter after posting those floppy milkers and those breeding hips. Don't think I've ever cringed so hard in my life.

Who has Askren ever beaten?

proof that shit boi

(X) this isnt your dragon ball manga kid cant kamehameha me when your lips turn blue

New UFC 238 Promotion video
>Total time 1:00
>Moraes vs Cejudo 28 sec
>Eye vs Shevchenko 11 sec
>Ferguson vs Cowboy 18 sec

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no but I could break your jaw and crush your windpipe you skeletal freak

lmao go back to your romance jrpgs, titties

be here sat night, i got the hookup

Just shut the fuck up already literally noone fucking cares about your shit. I'd rather see Schaub spam than this.

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u intimidated mohammed?

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agreed what the fuck is this shit argument

Moraes
Eye
Cerrone
Yan
Tuivasa

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Schaub bless Sweden.

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yall crackas be gay af

Is this what peak performance looks like?

>those stretch marks
how fat were you?

is schaub balding? that bald patch right at the front is brutal

280

>I could break your jaw and crush your windpipe

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this was my favorite

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Reminder Brazilians invented fart porn, it's literally called "Brazilian fart fetish".
Anderson Silva, Wanderlai Silva, fucking Royce Gracie, they're all fart sniffers.

why don't you go to sleep instead of getting upset about your Yea Forums experience being ruined in the middle of the night you cucked NEET

Billie Eilish, I will…

1. Lick the soles of her feet constantly throughout the day to keep them nice and clean.

2. Be her human toilet and eat her shit as it squeezed out her perfect ass and drink her piss as it flowed out of her pink urethra and be her human toilet to spare her sitting on filthy public restaurant and hotel toilets. I would brush and gargle between eating her shit and then being her human toilet paper and licking her perineum clean with gentle but thorough cleansing tongue strokes.

3. Suck the fragrant white cotton gusset of her panties at the end of each day to get the stains out and pre-treat them for laundry.

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Billie Eilish. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Billie really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

What about Canadians?

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pretty based tobh

Coral is that you my brotha?

Did I just gain a new home? Rent free?

based coral

IT IS TIME FOR THE PEOPLE'S SHOW
THE THIRD 2019 EDITION OF THE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS LEAGUE
THANK YOU BASED CHRIS ROCK

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Yep.
sb

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good job with the weight loss.

PFL is gonna have a live strike count on the screen while the fight is going on, kinda neat.

CORALSPRINGS FLORIDA TOWN HALL MANAGER.

Thoughts on the coral springs cop who stood outside while those kids got shot, coral?

Farquad. King of the manlets, shame he'll get heemed before this name sticks

PFL stream

wiz1.net/channel31?61612516

Coral do you want to go to sea world with me?

HEEM WATCH PARTY

ALRIGHT I FIXED IT
MCGREGOR DIAZ 2

watch2gether.com/rooms/jcp1qnno24xkk46fg6

PFL stream (another link)

crackstreams.com/mma/1/

>Nickname is "the dragon"
>Has both a dragon tattoo and a wolf tattoo
Do you think he was once Dan "The Wolf" Spohn and then didn't like it?

Also
>IT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL™

don't bother i already reported it for off topic unironically. i wouldn't worry about it he ignored my other 50 reports that included the word nigger and nsfw just out of spite

Cejudo
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Rivera
Tuivasa

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nonironically reported for off topic. hope the same mod is still around or you'll be socks 4ing all night

WWE is taking over slowly but surely

HEEM WATCH PARTY GET IN HERE

watch2gether.com/rooms/jcp1qnno24xkk46fg6

Cejudo
Shev
Cowboy
Yan gang
Bam Bam

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You sure about that?

Ronda became WWE champion easier than Brock became UFC champion.

reported that lukas sorry that's literally illegal

Time to end this suffering
I need a minute to myself
So I can drift away
You will never get to me
What can't be done I'll do myself
So I can slip away
Watch you rise, watch you fall (Fall…)
Watch you losing control (Now I'm seeing red)
Watch you rise, watch you fall
Now I'm about to break
Watch you rise, watch you fall (Fall…)
Watch you losing control (War inside my head)
Watch you rise, watch you fall
Now I'm about to break
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain
Face the pain
Ripping me into pieces
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain
Face the pain
Ripping me into pieces
Face this fear in front of me
A seething image of myself
So I can drift away
My blood runs deep but drains from me
A soldier's heart repairs itself
So I can slip away
Watch you rise, watch you fall (Fall…)
Watch you losing control (Now I'm seeing red)
Watch you rise, watch you fall
Now I'm about to break
Watch you rise, watch you fall (Fall…)
Watch you losing control (War inside my head)
Watch you rise, watch you fall
Now I'm about to break
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain
Face the pain
Ripping me into pieces
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain
Face the pain
Ripping me into pieces
Watch you rise, watch you fall
Watch you losing control
Watch you rise, watch you fall
Now I'm about to…
Break
Break
Now I'm about to break
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain
Face the pain
Ripping me into pieces
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain, no escape can you step to this
Face the pain
Face the pain
Ripping me into pieces
Rip-ping me
In-to Pie-ces
Rip-ping me
In-to Pie-ces

reported for spam

HOLY SHIT WAS LIKE BROWN VS LEWIS FINISH

HEEEEEM

ROUND 1 JUST STARTED
DIAZ MCGREGOR 2
GET IN HERE

watch2gether.com/rooms/jcp1qnno24xkk46fg6

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www.twitter.com/punisher_bass
real life sports janitor for VOX
bass player
not a fish

www.twitter.com/jlhsass19
jade is in round 4

can americans not watch it on youtube?

Wish that they still played this. Now it only happens when a main or Co Main fucks up.

Was this the same ref who did Cejudo Dillishaw? Because he was Namasaki-esque just now lol

Post UFC kino

youtube.com/watch?v=WZ0C7SJZmeE

give me a proxy that isn't blocked on there lukas and i'll come in and spam

nope

ESPN2 and then ESPN+
It's actually split every single week in random order which kinda dicks people who don't have cable

nope i have to use a german proxy
i live in belleville illinois

dude got fucking destroyed, damn

i gave schaub's comedy special 5 one star reviews on IMDB

That fucking sucks. ESPN seems whack

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Pettis, Kevin Lee, Dos Anjos Edson Barboza, Vannata are not cans wtf are you smokin

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Are we watching PFL?

let the bong make the thread

>Kevin "Urine" Pee
>not a can

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Yes. Full HW and LHW card tonight. First fight already ended in 1st round ko. Should be good.

u/ElessDee123?

Whatever you guys do do not let Calendar make the new thread. I'll take anything other than an American flag with news and schedule

no, Rhys ya goof

you guys are getting backdoored on that streaming site you have no idea how fucking brilliant lukas is with pc's he's unironically smarter than anyone else i've ever met and i know high level engineers

Your mother is getting backdoored by three niggers as we speak.

lukas = the legless wonder?

>r/mmastreamz is banned
how the fuck am i going to watch the fights nwo ?

I've had over 1,000 correspondences with lukas the guy is a fucking literal genius, you might be smart but you're an ant compared to him

remote viewing

Thawlts on Brendan’s stand up special?

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Marlon
Valentina
Tony
Yan
Tuivasa

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>strike speed in mph

Is these niggaz serious?

no he's a fucking moron the legless guy is the spammer named derek

lukas is the smart one

Based redhead

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My thread attempt.

Let the spammer make it

If you don't have cable, but do have ESPN+ it's pretty dope for UFC. You miss about 4 cards a year and the reg prelims for PPVs. not ideal but Cable is expensive

just come to the thread on the day of the event, i'll hook you up

>Pettis, Kevin Lee, Edson Barboza, Vannata
>not cans
it's tough b

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Two of my all time favourite fighters and I just can't get exciting. If Tony wins so what he should've been fighting for a belt a long time ago and if Cerrone wins Tony got really screwed over. They should've just waited and done Poirier vs Ferguson for the IC.

Cejudo
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Rivera
Ivanov

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jones