OFFICIAL ENGLAND vs THE NETHERLANDS NATIONS LEAGUE SEMI-FINAL MATCH THREAD 1

Starts in 1 bong
Winner plays Portugal in the Nation's League Final

England: Pickford; Walker, Stones, Maguire, Chilwell; Rice, Delph, Barkley; Sterling (c), Rashford, Sancho.

The Netherlands: Cillessen; Dumfries, De Ligt, Van Dijk (c), Blind; De Roon, Wijnadum, De Jong; Bergwijn, Memphis, Babel.

Referee: Clément Turpin
Venue: Estádio D. Afonso Henriques

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americans are fat

yes :)

fpbp

Trips and I streak at the 88th minute

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Is this England squad even trying?

>Referee: Clément Turpin

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basado y riojapillado

New worlders are fat

>No Promes

Good

>Rice starts

irish bros are seething

rollende

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I love france bros. Anyone with me? reminder we are champions until 2026 since qatar is a fake world cup

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>Babel
>Le sit on Barcelona bench gk man
>Dumfries (Literally who?)
>Pickford
>>>Delph
>Barkley
>Trashford
How the hell they managed to qualify to the Final Four with such pieces of shit in their teams? Also stream please

>we

strim where lads

>capn sterling

>state of our lineup

>Babel

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who /dutch/ here?

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>mum said dinner would be ready in an hour
>an hour and a half ago

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Why is that nigger Sterling captain? Literally does nothing except run around aimlessly with his mouth open. Doesn’t even talk to his team mates. Henderson should be captain.

A fit Harry twinks walks into that starting 11

nobody likes you fatty

Chilwell will be elite.

>The mighty captain Sterling

Why are we trying to lose?

>Delph
>Rashford
Neither of these players should even be in the squad, I can absolutely guarantee that they won't do anything useful in the match.

Fenians are seething*

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lads, help me make up my mind pls

i'm in NL but don't really speak the language. should i go out and watch the game at a bar? or watch it by myself with some comfy Yea Forums shitposting?

>van dijk and wjinadum start
>all our cl players on bench

why

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>A fit Harry twinks suckss into that starting 11
Fixed

Rolling

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this, my laptop shit the bed so using my brothers and lost all my bookmarks

>Clément Turpin

Fuck

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>Pickford; Walker, Stones, Maguire, Chilwell; Rice, Delph, Barkley; Sterling (c), Rashford, Sancho.

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What the hell is this England lineup?

Brazilians are poor.

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Yea Forums

Absolute state of English spurs players

I just want you lads to know I'm supporting the team that isn't England.

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tell me where Clément touched you and when

what is the point of Delph, what's he there for?

zoomer squad

watching in a bar if you have friends to go with you, by yourself and Yea Forums if not

>england classily gives their CL finalists a rest
>dutch throw them in immediately

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We're not even trying

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>Sancho
>England
That bad down there huh?

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I think Jimmy pebbles is the right man to lead ingurland squad guys

After the game is over i will stab Tango to death and fuck some dutch pussy

Literally everybody speaks English

go engl/a/nd

>Bergwijn, Memphis, Babel

SHAKING IN MY BOOTS LADS
HAS A MORE DEADLY FRONT 3 EVER BEEN CREATED?

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He put a hand on my leg and whispered "it's all ogre now". It still haunts me in my nightmares.

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Was Gordon right?

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stream?

probably not legit dutchbro HOWEVER if i get em
>run with both middle fingers raised
>stop and default dance, then hit a dab
>try to hug rashford

>Sancho, Trashford, Sterlel
Umm, sweetie?

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no friends around

i know they can, but i'm not sure they're willing to. don't have anyone to go with so i'd rely on meeting people at the bar or being a loner

Theyll have all the opportunities in the world to score sum fakkin goals as we have the midfield and defense on complete lockdown

Surely there are better options than Delph even in the Championship, I mean he's started 8 league matches all season.

Sterling, Rashford, Sancho.

scenes when babel scores a hattrick

dubs and it's this
youtube.com/watch?v=lGrgWM7gp1s

>Dutch team is complete try hard line up resting no one
Not surprised. Bunch of poofters

>literally who, united reject, butcher of bursaspor
Have sex

Sterling is world class and Sancho is the best teenage footballer in the world.

Meanwhile you're starting 3 career rejects. Also Kane isn't playing so the Man Mountain's elite skills won't even be needed.

Well obviously a proud Scotsman like Moyes isn't going to support England.

Was Trippier a bad boy or sumfin? Why is he completely ostrazied by Southgate? He was first choice in the World Cup, and now can't even make the squad.

>delph starting

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we're a small country we don't have any squad depth

Why are we resting players lol

roll

Cope

>4 for 4chins

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> Le Tournoi

He's fucking terrible.

>we

dubs and it's this youtube.com/watch?v=nKcnDbE-vLk

He has sucked horse dick for spurs recently cant even cross which is the main reason he was in the team

>all england champions league final
>don't start a single english player from either team
Based Southgate punishing Liverspurs for playing like shit

they're playing this like it's a world cup final since they missed the last one

primeiro post melhor post

>FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME

>de roon
>de jong
>wijnaldum
>bergwijn
>memphis
>babel

Wtf literally 3 CM’s and 3 wingers who like to cut inside and shoot themselves.
0-0 since England cant score on this defense. Also:
>dumfries

he's a set piece specialist and we aren't exactly a creative side

ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY ENGLAND'S GONNA THROW IT AWAY GONNA BLOW IT AWAY

Very basic English. Most Dutch people overestimate how well they speak it.

Hateboer in pls

Lol England is trash

Does liverpool even play english players bar Milner?

also "everyone speaks english" doesn't matter when they all turn to themselves and speak in unintelligble moon language after a few seconds

dubs and its this banger youtube.com/watch?v=-AvRvI9Klu0

How will based VAR provide us with entertainment tonight lads?

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no difference from the english

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Damage to Deutschland is everything?

Why does Southgate hate Loftus-Cheek?

No.

He must be, being a bod boy in his personal life, no other reason to drop him from the squad entirely. He's still playing for Spurs in a Champions League final.

Sancho is better.

Milner, TAA

>de roon

is this some de gay/rooney hybrid?

Alexander Arnold
Hendo

That line-up is fucking atrocious
Good luck in the finals dutchbros

Dutch people know what "aye" means which is more than anyone in souf fc

Too bad Germany, it's all over

anybody got a stream? footybite not working

k

CUM ON INGURLAND
SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS

Go Ekkelenkamp on the ref

henderson
alexander arnold

and i guess sturridge and lallana but not really

Even Southfraud can't justify starting Delph.

It's embarrassing

benis at 88 :DDDD

roll

>Damage to Deutschland is everything?
What a pity, Germany, it's all over

>Dutchies acting like they have the world's best defence because Ajax had a lucky run in the CL
De Ligt got exposed to Spurs of all teams

Yes VVD is the best, but the others aren't better than the English defenders.

RIP, game was over for us before it started

>rashford instead of Wilson

ah right cheers

>Dumfries
Why does a Black Dutchman have a surname after a Scottish town?

88

>its a pundits suck off sterling episode
no need to watch, seen this one many times

what the fuck gazza

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Why does England use blue as such a prominent colour? Don’t they know their own colours are red and white? Blue is a Scottish colour

rooting for england la

Sure why not

Name a country apart from france that has a CB partnership that's comfortably better

how come you have the dutch flag if the match is in portugal?

redknapp has to be sub 70 IQ

s

Bros...... I'm not gonna be home to watch this, I can't believe I'm about to miss the semi finals of the prestigious elite tournament UEFA Nations League fucking fade me right now

don't bother, southgate has fucked us over big time

my piss streamed down your mums face last night faggot

*dabs*

got it lads

stream?

Ballkino.

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declan rice is absolute poo

Pickford
TAA Stones Maguire Chilwell
Henderson Rice Barkley
Sterling Wilson Sancho

See it wasn't so hard Southgate..

Harry winks

>spurs/pool dominate europe in club football
>dont play their players in european competition

BASED SOUTHGATE TRULY THE WHITE GUARDIOLA

>van dyke
>is a straight male

is this appropriation?

The damage control has already started. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Based Southgate punishing Liverspurs for playing like shit

Or not playing players who've just played in 35C heat less than a week ago, and half of who have spent at least 2 of the days drinking and partying

who do we want to win?

>Quads

That requires an extra objective.

dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-7113029/England-fans-continue-attract-attention-Portugal-supporters-jump-water-fountains.html

Hudson Odui is a perma member of the squad now, even though he wouldn't have started a single game for Chelsea this season without Bayern picking him. England are pathetic, Trippier is probably white for Southgate and all those filthy progressives trying to get Trannies and Lesbians to control the FA.

I wish everybody a good match and a lot of /elite/ fun

Shite

don't worry lad, you got to see the first /elite/ semi-final

I dont understand why we are not playing ppl who played in cl final, are we resting them for their clubs? Makes no sense, we will lose with this shit lineup

Come on Virg

Beat these Ingurland cunts

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The fact that half the posters on here seethe about Pickford being Englands #1 just shows they know nothing about international football

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wonder if he will show actually do it

youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

THE FINEST SONG THE DUTCH HAVE EVER CREATED

alright design but the torn and worn aesthetic ruins it

At least you're not me, I'm flying to Malia this Sunday so won't be able to watch England win their first trophy since 1966.

>delph barkley starting

how is this happening

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It's because Southgate wants to come across as le epic new age manager.

t rex arms t rex arms stupid short armed cuckold lalaallalala

There is a reason all of Europe's top teams are trying to sign De Ligt

instagram.com/p/ByX_FmeBXi4

record it with your phone

>he believes that's him

JEJ

F

gwan gini lad

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*drops a clanger*

nowt personal pet

Lol England is trash

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Thighs, love 'em

kek

the dutch desu

Stream for this Englishman stranded in the States pls

based

for me, it's Liverpool legend Ryan Babel

instagram.com/p/ByX4zjOBqM2

Whoa there's a trophy for second place? Nations League is BASED tb-h

England is only ever strong when there's Leicester players in it

knees are the focus

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Wrong.

youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

Buckfast is English just like you're country

That's some propa english weather.

>dutch play in orange
>dutch players currently wearing a sash
How can one team be any more BASED?

>barca benchwarmer
>literally who
>exposed zoomer
>the mountain
>man utd reject
>who
>le smile a lot to make up for how shit you are lad
>exposed zoomer
>who
>man utd flop
>played for liverpool 15 years ago

4-0 england

good luck dutchbro

>good players on holland team
>VVD
>di ligt
>Wijnaldum
Yeah de jong is a fucking meme deal with it

GOOD PLAYERS ON ENGLAND
STONES
WALKER
MAGUIRE
CHILWELL
SANCHO
RASHFORD
STERLING

how do people think this is even a fair match

If winning the nations league doesn't get you a meme badge on the shirt then it is a minor competition

Pls tell me Babel has dyed his hair back

it looks like a swastika

Europe's top team sign a lot of flops these days

Eh.. who even cares about nations league? The most interesting matches are in the lower groups anyway.

Why is Ireland's own Declan Rice playing for England?

>none of our players who got to the finals of the biggest club competition in the world are actually playing
300IQ genius move by the Southgatebot 9000

Bergwijn is 21, Depay is close to world class in Oranje

if Origi was dutch they'd win the world cup

Sancho is a fruad and going to get exposed

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>0:39
unironically so ugly it sounds great

youtube.com/watch?v=lwzY_XDqOm8

ok but this for serious

Does the FA have a policy that they must start a United player for every England game even if they're absolutely shit?

this is my favourite dutch person, who's yours?

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well done lad

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All zoomer BVB youngsters get exposed, it's tradition.

*sets up Trashford for a 1 vs 1 that he sends into row Z*

Our year Dutch bros

>Netherlands
it's called Holland

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>for me, de jong is the best midfielder in the world

did redknapp really just say that

using data from his cunt probably

>tfw you don't know who to root for

wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=1SwlqFc8RHA

whats the subreddit for streams now

>xA 3.4
still 0 goals, thanks rashford

We Scouse are wanting Netherlands to win. Fuck England.

i dare you to prove him wrong

root for me. I'm going on a blind date tonite

Come on user, get off that silly site and come watch the Nations League with me on TV!

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England got better wingers, Dutch team looking stronger overall. Cant see many goals in this tho

>Tyler and Neville on commentary

Not even the best happy hardcore tune m8.

Another recent gem:

youtube.com/watch?v=7DZsIknkKJg

More like this

Good Dutch players:
De ligt
VVD
De jong
Depay
Gini
Cilessen

Good England players:
Walker
Maguire
Stones
Sancho
Sterling

Rashford should be at Cardiff

reddit.com/r/redditsoccercity/comments/bxivfj/1845_gmt_netherlands_vs_england/

we're rooting for dutchbro to streak across the pitch

this is the GOAT dutch song, don't @ me

youtube.com/watch?v=mcgo2ahmVkg

The fact she's blind definitely works in your favour.

Absolutely terrible idea

Its called Koninkrijk der Nederlanden plebian

Rashford is shit technically but at least he isn't lazy, does meme nigger dances or complains about waycism
Would start him over sterlel anyday

hnng

>Walker

and we english are were rooting for the fence to win. and we got it

>A bong who knows Berk Music

A man of taste I see

kek

This guy

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>that video
just a tad gay lad

kanker

what a shite stadium

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Add Blind right now

based xose

Fuck off, cunt.

>52.02 The reigning titleholder must wear the titleholder badge (instead of the competition badge) positioned in the centre of the free zone on the right shirtsleeve.
>10.0 Any association which wins the competition three consecutive times or five times in total receives a special mark of recognition.
there's a uefa cup 5x winner badge so why am I even surprised

best in terms of meme potential but I agree, this is better overall
youtube.com/watch?v=3Svn9SlxmDc

Right i forgot

greatest english/dutch crossover?
youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI

>no funny tabs
Cmon bro

what channel????

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>get bullied out of the champions league by 50 year old llorente
>good

That's a /trans/ lad btw

pork her user
pork her

Nope.

youtube.com/watch?v=2pWZRJd4z8o

Sky

holland

dont choke

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Definitely

>Curry gets delivered just in time for kick off
>It's cold

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Sky Main Event.

Should've played in Braga.

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Nostalgia!

I know, I said "guy" instead of "girl"

REALLY love the UNL desu

wtf I love trans people now

Complain lad

isnt the match in portugal?
get ur skates on lad

My diner in honor of tonight‘s winner

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Surely Martin Freeman earned enough from the Hobbit to not need to do mobile phone adverts

>eating shit food

Jackie groenen a cute, A CUTE

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kek, where is that from?

why does everyone rate virgin van dick?

>Sterling captain
how progressive!

Mijn kankerneger

>Being from Spain

>nazi league on June 6th
Fuggg :DDDD

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extra cash to half ass act?
id take it

rich people are so fucking greedy. Jennifer aniston makes 22 million a year just from FRIENDS rebroadcasts and she's starting a perfume line

>this game will make you lose your job
gigachad advertising

good job!

he's just really passionate about the world's largest mobile community

Henderson is on the bench

hes always struck me as a bit of a cunt desu

OMNES GENTES

HANC IN LUCEM

>raining

lmao portugal

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>Clement Turpin
sry in advance for the shit refereeing :D

absoluut gebaseerd

MY WAIFU

i hope for a good match haha

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>german eating literal shit on the left
typical

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>eating shit food

what is that ball lmao

those sausages do not look very appealing

Basiert und rottgepilt

wtf are these flags?
Jersey vs france?

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>dutch anthem
I sleep
>england anthem
Real shit

CAM ON NGUBU
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS

>England’s captain was born in Jamaica

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Englel finna get dabbed on

Carried by matip

Why is Sterlel captain?

Why does England sing the British anthem

>English people probably have to pay to watch this game

Based

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time to point out who is half arsing the national anthem and get an outrage on twitter
>sterling
>rashford
black cunts. GET OUT MA COUNTRY

Yikes

today is the day the man mountain gets dribbled past (by sterling)

No wonder that a country with one of the shittiest anthems around likes other shit anthems.

Frikandellen are fucking tasty m8, try em sometime

Real dutch anthem:
youtu.be/O821wh8AN9E

Based Sancho singing his heart out

that's dutch cuisine for you. not like brits can talk shit about food though

Fucking hell. We are playing our youngsters and Holland over here resurrecting Johan cryff to face us.

Loved seeing this Pikey btfo by kebab

Brexit can't come soon enough

>trashford not singing
>white lads belting the tunes

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FOOKIN SING IT NGUBU GWAN LAD

REMINDER TO COME TO Yea Forums AT 9 FOR LOVE ISLAND GENERAL

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*whistles during your anthem*

Dutch have some nice women. The only Arsenal player I like at the moment.

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>Rice belting out god save the queen loud as he can

Fucking kek

>Rice doing his best Buffon impression
good lad

>England fans booing Dutch anthem

Stay classy.

>whistling Wilhelmus

Anglo-dutch war part 5 incoming?

woohoo monarchy

THEY'RE BOOING AND WHISTLING THROUGH OUR ANTHEM LADS

this isn't how the /elites/ behave

your mum's boyfriend was as well

No way fag

Why is Kane England's captain and not Hendo?

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>every second player is a nigger

wtf dutchies?

Both anthems terrible

>tfw not english

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Hope that fucking band doesnt show up

>Babel

Wait babel is still a footballer?

Is Virgin Van Dyke Ballon D'Or guaranteed if he wins the Nation's league?

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pop onto sp if joe gets mugged off

What the fuck was that speed they played the music way too fast

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

need a big virg hat trick and a sterling career ending injury

DEN KOOONING VAN
HISPANJE
HEB IK ALTIJD
GEËEEEERD

Engerland anthem is based af. You right on the US one though, that one's super boring.

WTF Englel, not /elite/ AT ALL

just banter mate

the stadium looks comfy as fuck but why isn't there many dutch fans in the stands? majority looks english

Where is KANE

>britbongs
>behaving correctly
Choose one

>French referee

uh oh

English scousers arent human

really hope sterling dies

How has Pickford not been exposed yet?

We're gonna have to sail up the Thames and cuck them again I guess.

Wtf is the stadium announcer speaking Russian?

you now realise Man Utd stopped PSG by a jammy win and PSG would have coasted past Barca, Liverpool and Spurs

Our anthem needs to be Jerusalem

sorry mate theyre from up norf

Delph gunna smash it lads. He has been rested all season for this game.

Your accelerated sociocultural decline

I see the travelling Engpakis in Portugal have embarrassed the UK once again. What a surprise.

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It might help if you sang along, they didn't want to embarrass you anymore so they sped it up

Iberia has a whole has been invaded by old English couples

I-It's the natives I swear. Rough feelings about Nuremburg...

who the fuck is this rice

>le minute of silence for le literal who

portuguese sounds russian to me too. very strange.

>Blind
How can he play football?

>delph
>barkley
>rice
HOWLING

imagine if someone let out a wet fart

>PSG would have coasted past Barca, Liverpool and Spurs
no.

imagine having an interest in football an being SCOTTISH fucking LMAO

what did that dude do to his hair

CAM ON INGURLAND
SCORE SOME FAKING GOALS

put a cheeky 8000 on Holland -1 how fucked am i lads

always wanted this

that's very neutral, they despise both of us

>Lennart Johansson didn't get a sticky
fucking mods

Exciting match! watching this with my wife and her boyfriend lets goooooo

>he's back

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*plays self preservation society x1000*

Comfy stadium

*dabs on pickford*

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Have some bitterballen lads!

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Lennart Jowhosson

ITS SHITE BEING SCOTTISH

dubs and we get the 21th century's Heysel

At least half of them are probably hooligans that couldn't afford to go to a World Cup/Euro

Based

AND DID THOSE FEET IN ANCIENT TIME

What an absolutely dire England starting lineup

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>england already hoofing the ball
lmao

Pretty
Don’t sports bet you fucking idiot

>Rough feelings about Nuremburg
that match was the most based world cup match ever, nobody has rough feelings about it and as a matter of fact we're all hoping to repeat it in the final

So which nigger team do we get to btfo in the final?

Harry colouring his hair in already?

Tbh the French despise everyone, even themselves.

HE FOOKIN SLIPPED

I wonder where they stole all the bikes

I vow to thee is the best answer

based bitterballen poster

INGURLAND
N

reminder to delay your reaction posts by 1 minute for us streamlads

>slip

i hate this commentator. skysports. forgot his name

go england go *grab popcorn*

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>21th
yikes 21st*
but still checked and get ready for some murder

>picklel

If you ain't Dutch, you ain't much.

KNVB should pay attention and not play every Netherlands game in Arena or Kuip but also in something like De Vijverberg or Rat Verlegh stadium

Why is VVD so handsome bros? Literally the perfect male specimen. Not even homo.

>british genetics

when did it all go so wrong...

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Why are smaller stadiums so comfy?

muy basado

Picking Delph in the squad was disgraceful enough

>white shorts
Nice.

IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING HOME, IT'S COMING. THE UEFA NATIONS LEAGUE GROUP A TITLE IS COMING HOME.

Why the fuck does sterling look fat? i dont mean today but always

is his spine fucked? or does he have a roidgut?

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>both teams with their main kit
based. i hate that fifa forces the away team to wear its away kit even when there's no color clash

Yuka Kinoshita is cute, CUTE

t. chadwick von martinez III

some really nice grass striping

had him right in front of me in the parade, looked me in the fucking eye, almost came mate

>wins 2 world wars and 1 world cup

i thought southgate had died

De Ligt's thighs are as thick as my chest

if you post from mobile data whilst abroad then you will still get your home flag
t. posted on the chon whilst in europe before

>Sterling trying to head the ball

>british
hes irish

most of our most derpy players are irish genetically. rooney, kane, maguire and jones for example

now yuve gon an jinxed it

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Thanks lad I brought some vlammetjes

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Just woke up what did I miss lads?

he has a plump, juicy, thicc arse la

Most players on the pitch are non-white. The absolute fucking STATE of engpakis and clogwogs.

that's a hologram la

some paths are best left unwalked user

culture innit

Netherlands are you on a long list and then we are in the middle east for a long and then we are all going through this one year

Enjoy

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Where the fuck do people get streams from now rhat reddit is dead

>babel
for what reason

god brought him back to win his favourite country the nations league

Glass houses

they put a cardboard cutout of him in the dugout as a mark of respect
F

the red should be our home kit desu
we won the world cup wearing it

KAAAAM ON INGRND

KEK

Gib mir noch'n paar von den Hühnerknubeln

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

>the chon

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>leave incest to me

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>2019
>Starting Ryan Babel

There are a lot of black people on the pitch

My wife is asking if he tried to dye his hair orange but fucked it up

should have played villa's el ghazi instead

what are those? spicy loempias in letter form?

>tf
>tp
Mano...

soccerstreams dot net

From reddit
reddit.com/r/redditsoccercity/comments/bxivfj/1845_gmt_netherlands_vs_england/

ctrl+f "stream" in this thread, look at the replies. It's not hard.

ya got a dutch proxy?

>only stream i can find is american
>comparing de jong to pirlo

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kit is based on colours of crest, but i know what you mean

Anyone else ever mute the minutes silence or do i just have autism

There are flies on my TV.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH fuck off.

>polish commentator pronouncing "dier" as "deer"

ngl i'd love to stroke my winkie across john stones' luscious lips after he's just finished a match and he's all sweaty and his hair is all scraped across his forred

I feel physically violated by the disrespect from uk fans during our national anthem

Nah it was red at Fulham all year

Why the fuck is van der Beek not playing?

we don't we're all just pretending we're watching too so as not to be embarrassed

>mute the minutes silence

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based ESPN bro
cant wait for the next out of bounds set play

Someone shoot that fucking bird

I'd rather just mute at that point

Don't take me hoooooome
Please don't take me hoooooome

Redknapp called him the best midfielder in the world just earlier

>it could've been us playing

Based

Stream? footybite ded.

He's honestly better. More physical and pacy

>uk

england does not equal uk

Pirlo already did that himself though.

Yeah kind of like loempia, filled with spicy meat but no vegetables
Personally I prefer them over bitterballen desu, you should try them sometime its only a bit expensive I think and there aren't many in a package

>yea girl he's like you in the kitchen

bit gay m8

>Dier is playing
Oh no

What did they do, I only just tuned in

wtf are england even doing its like everyone woke up 20 minutes ago and are figuring out what they need to do today

Based English lads out-singing the smelly continentals WITH EASE
BANG BANG BANG GANG ENGLAND

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hdstreams.club/hd/ch5.php

i make noise during the silence

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he's benched

maddie speaks through you portubro

as long as he doesn't forget about the quads, all good

on behalf of those lads i apologise

we're not all like that

sorry /elite/ bro

Based de Jong showing his worth.

imperious man-mountain defending from van dike so far

>bergshit

It's been a while since we've last had an >englel goalkeeping moment, lads.

>Bergwijn
cam on lad

Mountainwine

.

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KOM NAAR NEDERLAND SCORE SOMMIGE DOELSTELLINGEN

it does until brexit

point blank refuse to watch yank streams
would sacrifice quality for sky sports

they probably hate you dirty soufner more than us

Why does Pickford look like he just took 3.6 roentgens

englel getting shagged

...

New thread meine negers

Terrible defense, just letting him walk it up. Someone's got to step out

Im not telling your newfag arse

I JUST DON'T WANNA GO WORK
I WANNA STAY HERE
SNIFF ALL YOUR GEAR

If England win the Nations League in Portugal will you guys give Maddie back?

>"your support is fucking shit"
>destroy ever city they travel to
What did they mean with this?

>hdstreams.club/hd/ch5.php

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No idea how he's had a career

>walker
kill yourself

why are there yanks on my stream
learn a lot about the beautiful game from watching LA galaxy home games did ya fat boy? Sod off

get rekt

HUP HOLLAND HUP, SCOOR WAT KANKER DOELPUNTEN

uh......

>doelstellingen
ayy?

SCOOR EEN PAAR DOELPUNTEN

lmao at these absolute twats

>55:51
>55:50

uh

if their support wasn't shit they would be able to defend their city.

simple as.

bwhahahah Netherlands are shit and can't even score!
> England to win!

...

I kek'd m8

ask google translate

puta

Why do you have a player called mountain wine if your country has neither mountains nor wine?

sounds really good.

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Why is 40% of the fans english?

>he licked da pie
kek foreigners and their names

It's your trophy.

>MEMEPISS

qeq

The coming years we are relying on Memphis up front...

Why don't we have a nice striker? Weghorst?

>Memepiss

we have wine though

Get me a proper forward and not that hat wearing Meme-piss Degay.

Better invent bionic legs for RVP and LCIM

at this point you would be better to bring back Hunterlaar

Rather have bionic ankles for van Basten if we're going that route.

*BANG BANG*

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND LADS.
I AM SO LONELY AND MISERABLE.

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Seek Jesus.

I am a non believer sandnigger

There's always time to start.

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But are quads really trips? Or are they >implying?