>Doesn't score
>Doesn't assist
>Le 99.9% passing accuracy meme
>Gets praised by everyone
>Signs for Barca for 80 million
When is this meme going to stop? This is even worse than the 'pacey N'gubu'.
Doesn't score
>he doesn't score or assist so he's shit
He's great at ball progression
You're probably a woman if you don't think hes good, send pics of brown pussy
>Doesn't score
>Doesn't assist
Teams should play 5 forwards and 6 attacking midfielders
I think you solved football Carlos
That's really really the problem, he is not the kind of player Barcelons needs right now, the already have Busquets and the also meme Arthur.
And obviously he is not worth 80 million.
Who the fuck names their kid in single syllables anyway? Even worse his parents didnt even bother to capitalise his first name 'de'. Jong also rhymes with dong lol
Please tell me you're retarded. Arthur is a sideways passing merchant, not a ball progressor, certainly not from deep. Busquets Is also not someone who progresses the ball, especially not at this age where he was no mobility any more. De Jong isn't even close to the same type of player. Do you even watch them play?
>Busquets
Bro, have u watched Barca lately?
There's a reason he was booed in the last home game, no matter how big of a legend.
Together with Rakitic he forms the slowest and most static midfield duo among top teams atm.
Is this kid a defensive midfielder like Busquets, Cambiasso, something like that?
Why don't teams just field one Goalkeeper and 10 playmakers? Football solved.
his name is frenkie, user
He's more like Modric
He can do it all but Barca should play him over Busquets with Arthur in the Xavi role and get someone like Eriksen to replace Rakitic
you can't be serious
>Eriksen
Seriouslly? people are still rating him after seeing the CL final?
I think he plays a lot like Thiago Alcantara.
t. van
t. Kanker de Dong van Bong
>>Doesn't score
>>Doesn't assist
>>Le 99.9% passing accuracy meme
>>Gets praised by everyone
The swamp-german Kroos. Watch him win 4 CLs.
he cute
This is MY BOY. I will protect his smile.
it's no coincidence that both Ajax and our national team became much better once he got a starting position in midfield
quit being a retard
Dutch scammers scammed barca again.
he's the white Xavi
i'll be using this in case i ever spawn offspring
the black Lukaku
17 years old btw
My first and last name only have 1 syllable. Half my friends as well
t. Kan Ker, friend of Pa Tat and the Ken brothers Neu and Keu.
t. Matthaus Polodomokovicsnky
he's elite
>Matthäus Polodomokovicsnky
ftfy
thx I was too lazy to put the umlaut on there
He's going to fail. He really isn't all that special
De Ligt is the good one, De Jong was just bought as a dangling carrot maneuver to entice his friend. He's probably worth 45 million at most.
Actually the REAL talent of the Zoomer Trio is Donny van der Beek
You just described Pep
He’s an unathletic manlet?
Not really. He fields at least 7 though, you are kinda right
De Roon > De Jong
for me, it's Luuk
This!
This
based zoomer is gonna kick boomers rakitic and biscuits off the team.
>tf
>tp
that's why you're shite at football m8
He was bossing that midfield faggot. Best player on the pitch today
De Jong would be better in the xavi role 2bh
De Jong is good but De Ligt would be great for barsa.
Thi
t. Jan Smit
most talented player in the world by far
I always prefer the technical twinks though
as if that doesn't happen in the country too even I have Wan (von/van) lad
>el salvadorean small brain cant understand big plays
This is why el magico passed up playing with Maradona in Barcelona.
t. Hendrik-Jan van Coeleveldt-Bijskamp
He's good, though.
You make me believe in monkeys with typewriters. Keep going!
Xavi cant dribble, but FDJ dribbles like Iniesta.
No, FDJ = Busquets + Xavi + Iniest aka the most complete midfielder the game will ever see. He can literally do it all.