/cric/ket World Cup

not true

Have you seen Pakistan's most common porn searches?

do you think gayle's cool attitude is him overcompensating for having the word "gay" in his name?

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Be ready to get ass whooped tomorrow pookistan

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Pakistan probably love it the most then LMAO

found /cric/ in the audience lads

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really dislike the trent bridge arena however the seats below the sight screen is pretty based

this. muslims the most homosexual people on earth

B A S E D
A
S
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D

appreciate this form of glitch that doesn't involve pixel sorting (for example, my shit attempt) and isn't a vapor A E SE T H I II C

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>Australia wins again
this is about as competitive as the basketball world cup

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why did his poo ran? does he have diarrhoea

nervy aussies

>getting your shit pushed in by POOran

B T F O

Honestly based match, hope the tendies can take it deep

>This "oval"

why can't england draw a circle

an oval and circle are not the same shape lad

was that a nutshot?

Too much mega valuable land in Nottingham

looking forward to the lords and edgebaston games

shame the universe boss couldn't stick around a bit longer :(

>inside legs
kek

pakistan on wiped off the face of the cricketing world watch

An oval is just a failed circle

inner thigh shot
>oooh

SHAI HOPE!

OH MY

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Slater the traitor showing dismissal ball should have been a free hit.

Gayle was cheated
fkn australians man

>umpire keeps giving out till the big man is out
>wont give no ball
ok

the ref owes the windies a couple of dubious decisions

>dismissal should have been a free hit
FUCKING UMPBALL

gaffney on literal suicide watch
what a fucking mong

Windies will have to hold onto Hope here

Holy shit that ump REALLY hates Gayle.

HAHAHAHAHAHA GAYLE'S OUT SHOULD'VE BEEN A FREE HIT

FARCE
FARCE
FARCE
FARCE

brave statement

Is cricket the sport of vedic aryans? I'd say that it is, as I, a proud vedic aryan male, play it quite enthusiastically. Never, I say, have I been so entertained by such a projection of homosexual sadomasochism encapsulated in this so called sport, colloquially known as fag paddle, wherein one may uses his phallic shaped object to hit a ball. However, this is not all as balls, a part of male genitalia, are being hit by an object; This truly represents the cricket is inherently matriarchal for it mocks the male.

This is worse officiating than the Stan Lee. Absolute joke of a “sport.” Fuck /cric/ and fuck cricket.

>you now remember this

youtube.com/watch?v=ctKPMuA0s3c

alright

Not sure how India dont dominate world cricket. They literally have 50 times our population. Obviously i know thats not the only factor

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED
RIGGED

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why are you seething m9
your country isn't even playing

pakistanis are just indians who like muhammad more than the elephant
even your language is the same

Thinking of sending a rock through chris gaffney's window

/cric/ is the new Yea Forums

West Indies are a US territory, idiot.

smells like septic tank in here lads

DISCUSTING FROM THE LINO

>darkies
oh my

Looking forward to Richmond getting btfo tomorrow lads

you can't smell websites

trust coons not to know how to count

I thought back in 2011 they'd be on the verge of a golden generation.
Sachin was getting old but they were slowly becoming 2nd world, they were investing more and more into cricket, they looked untouchable.

Now look 8 years later - they are garbage.
Not even a "scary team" anymore.

Who?

pack niggers are the worst

for me it's buying a $30k telephoto lens that does all my work for me so I can sit and look at my phone while watching the cricket sometimes

how the fuck do you miss that

that umpire is a disgrace

Wait was this Gayle's out?
If so why was that not in the review?

same honestly.

ball before wicket, should have been a free ball

No. They showed Gayle's wicket delivery and it was fair.

imagine if you bet on this game

>we have decided the mach has been tied

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What's his endgame?

a full strength australia

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Why is cricket a chore to watch but fun to play?

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Ah I see thank you

desu theyve always had decent batting sides. Its their pace bowling thats always been lacking. Bumrah is really impressive though I gotta say

The ball has already been released at that point. It would be interesting to see where his foot actually landed before it slides forward.

Questionable face but fuck me dead those are some nice tatas

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@93220449
im sure this will age well

>maxshit

so true

looks like she's hiding a massive gunt

you dont slide that far m8

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her nipples are hairy and out of the support they'll disappear under her armpits

>Getting POOED by Pooran

Regardless, it's not as bad a missed call as that image makes it out to be.

Welcome to Yea Forums friend, this is your first time staying with us isn't it?
Do you need anthing? A hot towel perhaps?

on the world cup stage

both these teams will get thrashed by a real team aka India

Is the Indian team vedic aryan?

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love another wicket right about now

yes it is

watching the cricket with my gf (male), pretty comfy desu

doesn't know how to smile, might be a perfect match for you "lol I'm so depressed XDXD" zoomers. Guaranteed those tits sake shockingly though. And if she'd gone for leopard print instead of zebra I'd be masturbating right now.

a male gf, that's pretty progressive of you

Is your gf (male) vedic aryan?

No, we represent the Ummah of Muhammad PBUH.

have sex

Show boipucci

HELLO AUSTRALIA
THIS IS A ELITE ODI NATION CALLING

GO TO BED

>trying to call out a newfriend
>doesn't appreciate the contempt behind not giving someone a (you)
yikes

love how two words have virgins so shook

they're doing everything they can not pronounce the POO in that gentlemans name

>caring about replies

shouldn't he be playing for india with a name like that

Except there would be no reason to not give the poster a (you)
Cope harder

love jase holder me

BASED

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was about to ask for a snap of this

is it over for south african and sri lankan cricket? damn shame

fucking concrete bails

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>trying to make the stumps wider
How far does the aussie cheating scandal go?

/fa/ as fuck

Forgive me master...

BASED. Post yesterday's screencap.

plastic stumps can fuck right off if i'm being honest

shame windies are going to win, might head to bed

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Thanks dorsetbro

every single cricket game over the year has the same 3/4 umpires

world cup
these 3/4 are nowhere to be seen

do you have to be a blacky to sit in front of the sight screen

shithole

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They are going to win this tournament, might as well get a job then.

OH MY

catches win matches
apparently

Poopoo wins peepee

how many from how many

Jews conspiracy

Love Cricket
Hate Cricket
Simple as

5 children from me

Kind of confusing, actually.

windies have scored 88 runs from 2 wickets

Reminder that Shoaib Malik's son is Indian

they are not showing it to keep the aussies watching

For me it's melting, elastic and plastic girls.

need a wicket here i reckon lads

bed time

Is Pooran, unironically, the next big thing?

this possibly

wish they would hit more sixes

Grookey gang

what is the deal with these laptops with the red dot in the middle my dad has one

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made me kek
Imagine the fans faces when they found out

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Apparently not

It's for moving the cursor.

do cricketers shower naked together after a game

mini stick for mouse functionality

GONE
GONE
FUCK OFF

>fatboy finch
made an easy catch look hard as fuck

is there a greater shame than being caught by the fat guy

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Grim

Poorun
stopped mid wank to type this

thats a mouse, and quite useful when you get the gist of it

catch ya fat fuck

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What are you wanking to, mate?

Very accurate

porked

This guitar meme is so fucking shit

>POOran

Yeah, give us a link

better than urban music

Why isn't the West Indies an actual country?
They're all identical - I see no reason for them to be separated.

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GIMME HOPE, JO'ANNA
HOPE, JO'ANNA
GIMME HOPE, JO'ANNA
'FORE THE MORNING COME

*swings bat aggressively*

i like zampz and smith together

zampa's pretty cute desu

IIRC they tried to make this a thing maybe like 50-70 years ago? And it just didn’t work

Your lazy bums are responsible for it

time is a flat circle

They could be ronnin' tings

Fill in the blank:
I would _____ Adam Zappa

Thoughts on anything?

reddit.com/r/youtubetitties/comments/bxhc6s/naked_yoga_school/
pretty grim not gonna lie

Powerbomb

no it isnt
be quiet

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Ask me anything about my upcoming AMA

warner hates zamper becus in his head he is the aussie heartthrob

tonk

more like England and bails haha
Why yes , I do judge cricket

Martin Zampa>Adam Zampa

state of that shape mind

is it true that sikhs are considered alpha males in indian society and hindus wish to be them

Mate...

Fuck
>they shaved for it
As if this isn’t pornography

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:|

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Are they gonna make it lads?

nike hairband
new balance shoes
asics kit

It’ll be a close finish and they’ll lose two or three more wickets but I reckon we’ll still get blacked in the end

Bonds undies

unpopular opinion:
I prefer the white one

Muslims not sikhs

on my 4th galereux of the day

look im completely fucked for my exam in 2 days. Like a month behind fucked. It's already the pits so im making it my home.

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What uni and what subject?

SHIMMY SHIMMY YAY
SHIMMY YAY
SHIMMY YA

There's still time, user. You can get through it.

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What are you studying?

>ICC Men's Cricket World Cup

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>AB de villiers wanted to play in WC but their board didn't give him permission because he didn't play last year
They screwed up so bad.

Based Wii

Absolute fuckwits

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UQ intro micro econ
it had no assignment so it went on the back burner and i didn't watch my lecture then got burnt out then procrastinated now im here
At least ive done well so far so even a fail might be enough

Kinda feeling for Australia desu

>ICC Women's Cricket World Cup

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Econ1010 lol you could totally learn that in two days, seriously.
Put your fucken head down tomorrow from the minute you wake up and read through the lecture slides. Most of the concepts have khan academy videos or similar, for when you’re unsure. You can definitely cover all 13 weeks in 2 days.

>he doesn't want based tendies to win
yikes

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pretty entertaining game tbqh

Hit the books lad, you have 2 days.

just wiped at 1% on jaina and ruined the 1 shot lads

should be, just fucked it today
got work tomorrow night and its at 1:30 on sat so day and a bit pretty much. Not sure to stay up and keep going or not

you can do it lad

>Hetmyer
>Zampa

I would guess wrong who is the white and who is the darkie tbqh

If you didn’t know, like most UQ courses it has a 40% hurdle on the final exam to pass. I’m assuming you’re a first year so you also might find this website helpful if you haven’t seen it already uqfinal.com/

Not sure what this means, to be honest.

Thank you buys didn't expect to get more motivation that ive been completely missing from posting about a filthy 4th wank of the day

why are there more darkies than whities in the comm box

Woah jaina

how did windies get so good lads?

>coulter-shit

Windies have Hope Australia have no Hope

>being tired for my exam tomorrow to watch this based game
Such is life

Just ordered a mighty zinger, lads.

BRAINFADE

hot sauce unironically is good for your reaction and brain activity

buy some HOT SAUCE

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kek

K E K

Who was in the wrong here

>windies running
just bring gayle back la

OH MY

>Brits place the World Cup right in Aussie exam season
They knew.

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for me, it's encona extra hot

KEK
>WINDIES IN CHARGE OF RUNNING BETWEEN THE WICKETS

He should have ran

how many more dragonballs do they need to collect

One could say they are holding out on Hope

>he didn't watch WI vs England series

Rule of cricket batting is that in front of square it’s always the call of the cunt on strike. The other guy was just sure he would run which sucks for him but it’s still his fault.

do they batdeep?

it's exam season for literally the entire world
I finished last Friday

Train for Chennai in about 2:30 bongs, but I don't wanna miss this nail bitter.

remember that white guy that used to play for the windies

Dubs and I get caribbean food for lunch

lol no

Yeah but now you’re fucking done for the rest of the WC and I’ve got two more weeks.

Hetmyer, although Hope could have made it if he went for a run as well. No use speculating now.

thanks, thats gold
its 55% but only need 30% to get to a shit pass

hi mon

at least you don't have to do it in 30 degree heat
check your privilege

cheering the west indies vs england
clueless

just go and watch it on phone

>30 degree heat
Fuck lad, didn't realise things were so tough over there, you have my deepest sympathy

I dont have any exams because i dropped out of university many years ago haha get owned

But if the cunt on strike calls yes and changes his mind, it's his fault.

Watch it on Hotstar

You’ll need 40% on the final to get a 4, it has a hurdle. Otherwise, even if you get 39% and have over 50% of the semester marks you get a 3.

that is boiling for britain
it's all about what you're used to

BASED

yeh review that lad 100%

FUCKING UMPBALL FUCK YOU

OH MY

australia playing with 13 men

I thought you only get one unsuccessful review?

hahahaha
hehehehe

If that’s what happened then yeah, I have it muted in case the Australian commentators open their mouths.

bet the cassies are confused as to why that wasn't out

umpires mentally cooked today

ah ok

that is so fucking gay

Why is this SHIT Lankan ref trying to fuck based windies?

FUCK sake we have the umpires on our side and we're STILL losing
who the FUCK thought the ewview system was a good idea?

clearly you're used to being a whiny retard

i was a full blown racist before i started watching this match

but these beautiful big black bulls have converted me

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If it's successful or umpire's call then you retain the review

You don't lose it if it comes back umpire's call.

Cheating as usual baka

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Jesus this might be the worst game of umpiring ive ever seen

Is Trentbridge a fucking baseball stadium? What's it for?

What a shitty shaped field.

FUCK THIS RACIST POO UMP

bros...

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DRS is as retarded as the line tech in tennis
>see, it's 1mm on/outside the line
>we have the tech to track to that degree of accuracy

Shit's legit just made up

OH MY

Oh yeah i forgot they brought in the umpires call rule. Thanks lads

anyone got a stream? Not a stream of urine, nor a stream of water but a stream of Australia v WI.

>LE PRETEND HOT TEMPS ARENT ACTUALLY HOT BECAUSE I AM LE AUSTRALIAN CUNT LIVING IN A FURNACE xDDDDD 35 DEGREES? WINTER COAT WEATHER STREWTH MATE HAHAHAGA

You’ll be right son. It’s less than it sounds and it’s an easy course. Head to bed soon and wake up spritely tomorrow to learn your shit before work. Cancel your shift if need be (if you can) because if you fail the course, you’ll still paying about $1100 for it. Plus you don’t wanna get behind in courses, it happened to a few of my friends and it throws everything out.

live.harleyquinnwidget.net/streamvideo12/australia-vs-west-indies-live-stream-4942043.html

Im finding this very decent

Dhoni was right along who would have thunk

cric8.cc/web/game1.php

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how common is this in australia

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Is this bait?

Isn't that why Ump's call is in place ?

There's a degree of error involved and in the event of a fine margin like that they give the benefit of the doubt to the umpire, at least that's always been my interpretation.

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thanks Dad

shithole

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problematic

>>>/reddit/

Very common

extremely

>puts hand on shoulder
You’re welcome son. I love you.

cheers m8s

is the government doing anything to stop it?

no. i am sick of the 'croikey m8 only 30 degrees out better put a jacket on' type posts from you people
you have a skewed perception of what is hot

Heterosexual couples are rather common.

I love you too
>crys

Heterosexuality isn't wrong LMAO

Very because a lot of the white girls here are vapid as fuck.

Fuck off retard, 30 degrees is objectively not hot. Does your exam hall not have aircon either or is england really a third world shithole

they encourage it. They are "australian" babies after all

Just love /cric/ lads :)

Slavs and asians? My part of Sydney is white so I wouldnt know

Yeah no shit it’s skewed, it’s 10 degrees here in Brissy tonight and I’ve got about 64 layers on. Doesn’t change the fact that you’re a whingey twat.

That's women in general m8

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English buildings are built to keep heat in because coldness is what we have to worry about for 10 months out of 12.
In the Summer that spells bad news.

where was the umpires call?
>umpire gives out
>oh, our computer simulation says the seam was 0.5mm pitching outside leg
>not out
Tell me they have tracking thats accurate to within sub 1% margin of error. They don't, it's completely fabricated

30 degrees is uncomfortably warm, but hardly hot enough to complain about.

why would the inhabitants of a country where it rarely reaches 30 degrees need aircon

Australia is #1 on earth for skin cancer rates.
Their pride of being able to handle heat literally kills them

global warming m8

>10 degrees here in Brissy tonight and I’ve got about 64 layers
What a pussy. Toughen the fuck up you whingy twat

That's for projections after the ball's path has been obstructed not for identifying where it pitched.

For the days were it reaches 30 degrees I would imagine

Uni is such a meme. You quite literally learn nothing. 90% of the knowledge required for employment is learnt on the job

>10 degrees is cold
Shut the fuck up retard

>10 degrees here in Brissy tonight and I’ve got about 64 layers on.
What a fucking poofter, shirt and shorts weather that

I guess I addressed something completely different. I'll go do some research on the technology involved and give you my thoughts eventually.

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You’re right you know, even the ball speed detector has about 5% margin of error on both sides. So that ball that that paki supposedly bowled 100mph may have been under that.

so about 2 weeks max per year
clearly not worth the investment

Probably too afraid to apply for AC loisence.

This is a post

I didn’t whinge you kohksucker

Tipping Australia to win

As a neutral in this debate i would say I am feeling hot.

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why he didnt go for the catch?

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>not getting full climate control that both heats and cools
Never going to make it lad

Wow

another tired jibe
I suppose this is when I make fun of you for pooing on the road?
it's all so predictable

t. Melbourne onionboy
Love to see you on a 40 day mate.

>See Paki flag
>Immediately get excited that it could be Pakime

Ah yes, Umbai.

I kind of agree. It's all what you're used to. I'm really averse to cold weather because of where I grew up and live. It definitely works both ways.

Bantai

>getting thrashed at cricket
>change the subject to weather

pozzstralians

>cant afford ac

Why are you countries so poor?

One can say this is getting away from Australia

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Man, it's almost like your perception of what's hot and cold depends on what the average temperature you're used to is.
No that can't be it.

Am awful at chess.

Anything between 35 and -5 degrees is a neutral temp with the correct clothing.

This is a whingy post. You tried banter and you got caught out. Go away, learn from this, and come back stronger

t. 1%

What other reason is it not to buy AC when temps can go 30°C. It is not extreme heat but also not cold enough that you can go by with just fans.
Is it one of those things that only rich people get.

Cos this game is boring and over. Got something better to discuss?

oh dear

oh dear

>76% humidity

Keep practicing.

fuck off homo

>drowning in air

Just checkmate lol

bol chote
kya pel raha hai australia mein

Big fan of a temperate climate desu

No, it really isn’t

Not a bad strategy.

Not gonna lie lads I would love to fuck a Carribean woman

Postgrad haha

city is by the bay

don't need ac because when it gets hot it doesn't get too humid, can just crack open a window

Ngl lads would love to fuck an Australian woman

I went to sri lanka and would definitely describe it as 'too hot'
have no idea how people actually play cricket in that sort of suffocating humidity

>"I... I'm not w...whinging", he whinged

>is yor deek really that smoll whyte boi?

this. it's only a problem at night

be my guest
may i suggest to start with my mother?

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cunts looking fucked lads

not very common. it never really gets cold enough here to wear a beanie.

same

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kyun Indian mein college kam the kya
ya paisa jyada tha

>99 off 91
>boring

Ngl lads I would really love to fuck a woman

Shit taste, to be honest.

Ngl lads would love to fuck any women whatsoever

Have fucked both, Carribean is better. Australian girls are apt to shout inappropriate things during the act like 'Have you slimed yet mate? Put it my arse if you want'

t. melbournite

big digits coming lads

you have better chances haha

English isn’t your first language, that’s fine and I respect that. You know more languages than me. But you’re definition of whinging is slightly off.

they don't have any more hope
ah
ah

>Have fucked both

we're talking about consensual sex mate

very soft dismissal

CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD

you can all thank me

Based prozzie user

Ngl lads I would really love to fuck

This might get close ya know

WEST SHITDIES BTFO

may I recommend Brooke Satchwell? Best we have to offer

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Cricket

You're upset about something, and you're talking. Sounds like whinging to me m8

Ngl lads, would suck a hot shemales dick

>DRE RUSS XD XD

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Spent few years in India. Didn't spend my childhood there.

Also, CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD CUMGOD

just when the scales tip in one team's favour something happens to tilt it back again

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ok now it’s interesting

Yeah mate Venus would be considered mild to me if I just had a few days to acclimatise

based brooke baps

>you wonder if there is one last twist to come in this thrilling match

A good captains knock here would be kino

FUCKING UMPBALL

FUcK

BIG DIC /CRIC/
NO COC /HOC/

West Indian women were made for Aussie BULLS

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Umpires are fucking racists desu

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE CUNT

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Fuck this poo umpire

OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY OH MY

these cricket threads lack a certain comfiness of years gone by.

Okay that was clearly not out
Starting to doubt the umpiring myself

What the actual fuck is this umpiring? Jesus Christ imagine if this game was played 20 years ago.

>/cric/ posts for the get and doesn't get it
>/hoc/ gets its first post in seven minutes and it's the get
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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commentator is seething

KeK these umpires are psychologically cooked by the BBC

HOLY FUCK

We'd have already have won if it wasn't for stupid drs

i'd kiss zampa on the mouth, no lie

HOLDING IS PISSED \o/

Absolute Reddit tier umpiring

He said hot tbf

umpiring in the game is rigged as fuck

Who got the get

>ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS >ATROCIOUS

You now remember me.

kek

KEK

K E K

AUSGODS

Not a fan of this umpiring

yeah but also fair enough

>DE UMPI'RIN IN DIS GAME HAS BEEN ATROSHUZ

kek
Caribbean accents are adorable

...

That's the fifth incorrect decision against the Windies now, right?

God i wish i had a daughter

RACIST POO UMP

FUCK RACISTS

FUCK POOS

FUCK UMPS

Genuinely think the review process contributes to weak umpiring like commentators said

/hoc/ wins again

this umps been wrong a few times now surprising

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literally why wouldn't you lose weight, you're already fighting an uphill battle by being male

Commentators finally calling out the terrible umpiring, based Caribbean is /ourguy/

You get pussy both ways so same thing.

>cucked by /hoc/ yet again
The absolute state of /cr*c/

>Chris Gaffaney
>Ruchira Palliyaguruge
grim

>post literally says /hoc/ thread is shit
>LE FUG LE GRIG :DDD:DDDD
Howling

>tfw no based Dickie Bird with 100% record against reviewcucks

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B L E A C H E D
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BASED HOLDER

Question to the Australians in this thread

1. Why do loads of young Australians move here, literally what is the attraction
2. Why do they ALL either work in a pub or work in an 'Australian style' cafe that sells fancy coffee and Tim tams and brunch

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and why do 100% of them become either bartenders or primary school teachers

>Why do loads of young Australians move here, literally what is the attraction
Slags.
>Why do they ALL either work in a pub or work in an 'Australian style' cafe that sells fancy coffee and Tim tams and brunch
Got fired from everything else due to spicy banter.

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It plays to their skill set. Alcoholics and paedophiles

twitter.com/sudzero6bc/status/1136591988738920449

Has anyone in the crowd ever died from the ball hitting them on the head?

>literally what is the attraction
Fewer Australians.

So, it begins

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So we can live there for a while and move back, because Europe is exotic and England speaks English. We’re too lazy to learn languages.

By the way lads, I am awake.

1. They dont have to learn a new language, easier to get into than USA or Canada. They hear from friends who did it and it's become a meme

kek
you're alright india

KeK fuck zampa

It's a standard method of execution in Pakistan. That's why you don't get tours there anymore, the PC mob didn't approve

Usually just a year overseas and australians like british culture.

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Yeah Phil Hughes in a crowd of his team mates

Big strong west indian bulls got the manlet aussie cucks on the ropes

WALLOPS turning the tide again

DANGERUSS

OH MY

>only 4
This umpball is getting ridiculous

God can you imagine the fucking smell?

hnggggggg

Just made a joke and no one laughed
I am overjoyed that my IQ is to high for simpletons to understand my intelligent, nihilistic and wicked humour.

THAT WAS A SIX LMFAO

That was an obvious six fuck these umpires

>4
tired of these umpball niggas

Why do so many English live here? At least half of my friends have 1 or both parents from Ireland or the UK.

Fuck I hope they’re a run short and get bowled out, that call was garbage

Cricket? Yeah
Kick cricket? Yeah

Kwik cricket? Nah not for me rather just play rounders

...

Lads, this umping just made me an anti-racist

Im going to /pol/ to teach them to stop being racists

fixed match

why is smith telling people what to do? I thought Finch was the captain?

OM BOM BEEM BOM BING BING BONG BOM BEM BUM BOM BIM BING BING WAHOO

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Can't believe the level of racism on display from these umpires, I hope the ICC investigates and has them publicly executed by BBC

Go back to Canada
Go forward to Pakistan

>the virgin CWC
>the chad ICC-W championship

>As bad as the umpiring has been, West Indies had DRS at their disposal to neutralize the umpiring errors through this chase. Some of their shot selection and targeting of bowlers has been quite puzzling though and they can only blame themselves for this collapse.
That's racist.