/trans/ Lads it's Holland Edition

Think I shall be sticking to my hands, lads.

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Could someone please buy Boateng?

He is a black pro dabbing ex world champion and ready to give all for his club. He was very good some years ago.

Only 50M. Please call FcBayern and ask for mr. Hoeneß.

I'd argue that a great winger for depth is exactly what Liverpool need. A back up fullback is ancillary, but imo secondary to their aims

Gonna collect me some Imperial Fist skulls

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Hhhhnnggggg

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respectful (read: nervous) around women me
can't imagine i'd ever be accused of rape

welcome to Newcastle

If you pretend you are someone you are not the law recognises the consent to be given as not based on good faith, and therefore the consent is nullified. It's a shit rule imo, and it shouldn't be rape per se, but I understand why it exists.

Clyne is kill and Moreno lost his job, bar taking Milner and Fabinho out of midfield it's a bit worrying.

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>say to girl you want to have sex
>she gets naked
>has a roastie
>say you don't want to have sex anymore
>she still makes you fuck her
That's rape

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I'm sure Klopp will sign some nobody from Vanarama North for £125,000 + 2 greggs sausage rolls and make him world class in half a season.

Not in the UK it isn't. It's sexual assault. Women can't rape men in UK (or other women for that matter). Men can only rape women or other men.

Yedlin's available

United doing fuck all as usual

>milner cover @ lb
>gomez cover @ rb
give me more strikers desu, tired of this defensive football meme

Of course la, Klopp, well known for signing cheap lads and making them great. Haha. Look at his net spend, haha.

Remember the name Adam Lewis, I guess.

Is Woodward an ABU in disguise?

>Gomez fullback
Ah yes, sub-par cover before a lengthy injury, he should stick to CB.

Robertson 8 mill.
Have six.

They apparently signed some no-name from Swansea today

Hilarious how they back Ole and not Mouyes.

Woodward's a brand manager, no wonder he's out of his depth when it comes to signings

spotted the coper

Don't worry. United will panic buy him after they miss out on De Ligt, Koulobaily and Maguire.

Just be patient.

Well they bought Fred for £50m last year and so far have spent £18m this year.

Explain

>Bayern are set to make a 100M€ bid for Antoine Griezmann. Offering a net salary of 20M€/year for the french international. (TZ)

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PATRON

But what about united??

EY BOSS

>20M€/year
sounds like bs but i would enjoy seeing that, would provide some good comedy

>Bayern spending that much on a player

Fake News

Please be true. Uli finally getting his one true Granate

I believe it

Don't believe the reports about >de ligt. He is going to manure.

>gomez fullback
that's a yikes for me dawg

DIREKTOR

It would more likely be CHEF

>BREAKING: Real Madrid have agreed a deal in principle worth £88m to sign Eden Hazard from Chelsea, Sky Sports News understands.
twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1136636967708483584

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Yesssss

What a fucking steal. He's worth so much more than that.

it will include add-ons. So probably within the region of £120m.

He only had 1 year left on his deal

Quick give me your best business idea

>Breaking
>Guardian reported it yesterday

sex robot that fucks your ass and sucks your dick at the same time

>How can it be breaking when The Sun reported it last week, hmmm?????

Benelux, but as 1 country (excluding Wallonia)

I'm alpha, I get GFs, I sell them on to anons on Yea Forums for a fee.

Best part is that he ain't getting replaced

>Daniel James: Swansea City winger set to complete Man Utd move

>Official: PSG confirm Buffon departure

>Eden Hazard is set to join Real Madrid after the Spanish club agreed a fee in the region of €100m (£88.5m) plus add-ons with Chelsea.

>Raphael Honigstein: Bayern Munich have withdrawn from the race to sign Matthijs de Ligt

>PSG ready to make bid for Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea

>Real Madrid offers James Rodriguez + 70M for Paul Pogba

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>forgetting about the saviour of stamford

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Pay by the hour hotel

buy a resturant and kill myself

shazam but for co-commentators

Get Tesla to make electric motorbikes

kek

Monkey tennis

Girls you can rent, not for sex, but for face-smothering

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Rob the houses of local footballers while they're playing abroad

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A woman can be tried as a co-defendant for rape if she is charged alongside a male defendant, for substantially playing a role in the offence. That's about it though yeah

have girls brap into bottles and sell them

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>Neymar will miss the 2019 Copa America on home soil after rupturing a ligament in his ankle during Brazil's 2-0 friendly win over Qatar in Brasilia.

why the fuck are they playing a friendly against a team that will also play in the copa america?

Qatar really wanted to play Brazil I guess.

Money, that's the reason Brazil plays nearly all their friendlies

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Guys what's your most shameful fap?

Poleaboo

money
brazil has so much shady shit going on, its why you'll never see brazil's actual best 11, sponsors and moneymen basically pick the teams

which colours would the national team use?

everytime I fap to anime a part of soul dies and it reduces the chance of actually ending up with a real woman

Fucking all the /trans/ lads

>Benelux, but as 1 country (excluding Wallonia)
huh?

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The doll from Bloodborne

Well I mean, we can't really get rid of orange can we

>no tits
10/10 thighs and hips tho

So lads when are you converting to Islam?

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peanut butter digestives

henlo can i custom order pls

huge fan of that site where they take your standard eastern european porn star, dress her in a hijab and have her do the dirty while giving the impression she's a real muslim

go for it, no minorities

>peanut butter digestives
need these in and around my mouth

>orange
nr.1 reason why i wouldnt vote yes to join the netherlands
>walloonian politics
orange it is i guess

It is far too early when you swipe in to the gym. Silence. The air is cold and stale. The lights blinding. Ordinarily you would be nursing a Saturday morning hangover that would make the glare unbearable, but it's been weeks since you had a drink. Still, you are groggy. Groggy and nervous. You know she is here.

She is somewhere past the cardio equipment, through the forest of isolation machines and multi-function towers and mountains of medicine balls. She is in the back.

You sling your bag into a cubby hole and shuffle across the linoleum. Your head is down, but your eyes search about. She sees you. She always does. But she is hidden. Looking about, you see only yourself, transposed from many angles across many mirrors. Slovenly in your basketball shorts and stained gray hooded sweatshirt. Do I look bigger? The hoodie doesn't hang off your bones nearly as badly as before. Before-

“You're late.” You stop.

Mistress Swift sits side-saddle on an incline bench, leaning on her elbow. Her long black-sheer-stockinged legs are crossed elegantly at the knee, a sliver of bare white thigh visible just before they disappear beneath her pleated blue skirt. She wears a white cloth short-sleeved button-down shirt that molds her lithe frame. Wavy locks of blonde hair tumble past her angelic face and hang about her throat. Her piercing blue eyes fixed on you.

"I am?" You stammer, swiveling to double-check the clock on the wall behind you. "But-"

She snaps her fingers. Your head instinctively turns back to her. A faint smile plays about her soft, full lips before she suppresses it. She crooks a finger. "Come here."

You obey, entering the free weight area. As you near her, she stops you with an upheld hand. "You know the drill," she says. "Get that sweatshirt off."

Lads I'm high AF when I should be looking for a job...

Why have I done this...

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what kind of fat nerd wears a sweatshirt to the gym

long wavy brown hair
blue eyes
tall/skinny w/ nice hips

stop buying weed
new rule: you can only buy it with money from your next job

Try withdrawing consent after the sex is completed. The woman can be convinced by other women that the sex wasn't actually consensual.

consider it done, that'll be one Bruno Fernandes, please

West ham have made a 17mill euro offer to Olympiakos for Fortounis.

A few days later they showed interest for LB Koutris (Well with someone as shitty as Masuaku on the team I can see that they re desperate for some LB). If both deals happen (Olympiakos cannot refuse 17 mill if it is true) we re looking for 25+ mill West ham will be spending for 2 players that will probably flop in EPL.
Make sure you bet on west ham's relegation.

>pigotze is only 27
wot?

Almost every club is desperate for a good left back.

that time I stuck a broom handle up my arse

He would mostly enlist as a WB.
Guy has pace, decent cross and can dribble man2man no doubt. His backtracking is mediocre but I think WH were playing 3-5-2/3-6-1 so maybe his defensive errors are not that devastating with 3 on the back.

Fortounis is very good but I don't rate his athleticism. Wwhen he is on a good day, Greek National Team can beat anyone (if the forwards deliver his creativity) and Olympiakos can also beat a lot of teams that are considered superior (Milan for example on this year's Europa).

fat girl asslicking

>b.f. for gf
do you take CL stickers?

chilly willy might go to city
would anyone go for mendy?

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Dave?

I saw him yesterday on HD he is twice as ugly.

can a CL sticker score 20 goals a season in the prem?

>3-5-2/3-6-1
You mean 5-3-2/5-4-1 right? Only a back 5 has wingbacks. Back 3s usually have 3 CBs.

dyel

>leaving out the most beautiful AND the richest provinces

Enjoy your parking lot

5-3-2 and 3-5-2 is the same dude.
When going forward the wingbacks will have a more offensive mentality and take ground in the opposition's half.

Check Van Haal's 2014 run with Netherlands.

North and South Holland are there though

hadnt played pokemon for a few years, saw diamond and pearl
made a pearl or two for cynthia

>Greek National Team can beat anyone
it isnt 2002 m80

yaya toure manage to do it

the only formation without them i can think of is bielsa's meme 3-3-3-1
the widest two of the 6/5 are wingbacks

CP. Not even joking, I did it by accident.

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it's merely semantics, a woman who is charged for forcing to penetrate or a woman who is charged for sexual assault with an object is punished as if she raped somebody in terms of length anyway. Or iirc. Something something muh womyn.

Yeah assault by penetration and rape have the same max sentence, but it's just the wording of the offence rape specifies penile penetration so naturally a woman cannot do it unless charged alongside a male defendent. Good ol memories of criminal law rn

sold. Here is your gf (goy friend) as promised :)

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Sure, 'accident'

my ancestor :)

You'll have to take my word on it

>women can't have penises
oh sweaty, im shaking rn...

last 4 digits check out very nicely, user

Is Hazard to Real done yet?

haha

Hope we beat the Dutch as revenge for them killing that 17 yr old

so we have two signings this summer

IN - Dillon Hoogewerf (from Ajax), Daniel James (from Swansea)

need to get the kids in the club not some overpaid mercs like Griezman

not that we could attract overpaid mercs like Griezman atm

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lol just eat some fukken food lmao

say it with me now
>poocastle

Literally and unironically fake news.

bradley - hannah - john? - melanie?
jo - ???? - rachel
struggling to name them all desu

anime version of hermann goring I found on some booru searching for thick anime bitches. not even a neo nazi or /pol/fag my dick was just a fan

>that will be 300 million euros please, Mr Bartomeu.

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You dutifully but clumsily tug the sweatshirt over your head. The undershirt sticks to it, and your hair tangles in the neck-hole. You pull yourself free and toss the hoodie aside. Mistress Swift's mouth turns up slightly at the corner. "Now the shirt."

A flush rises in your cheeks. But the hesitation is momentary. The voice and its promise compel. You lift the corners of your t-shirt and slide it up. It clings momentarily to your upper back, straining against your emerging latissimus. Shirts never used to do that before.

She pushes herself upright, one stockinged leg sliding over the other, and rises in an elegant motion. Slowly, she steps toward you. Her eyes burn. A black leather riding crop dangles loosely from her hand. The heat rises inside you. Instinctively, you stiffen to full height, chest thrust out, arms at your sides, your eyes distant.

Her eyes work over your body. She purses her lips. “Coming along nicely,” she murmurs to herself, her gaze on your chest.

You glance at yourself in the mirror. It is true that the past few weeks have been a wonder for your physique. Your arms and shoulders are puffed up, and your potbelly has receded. Still, you are hardly an aesthetic marvel.

She stabs forward with the riding crop, prodding your soft belly. Your cheeks burn. “What did you eat last night?”

“After dinner?” you stammer. Your mind races. “Nothing!”

Mistress Swift's eyes narrow. They search you, prying, pulling already knowing, knowing before you do.

It comes back. “Well, Virgil had some friends over. They ordered pizza.” You look down. “I ate a piece.”

“I knew it.” She clicks her tongue. “Do you know what I did last night?”

You shake your head. “I went to a film premiere. It was terrible, but at least I got to dress up,” she laughs. A smile plays on her lips. “A dozen guys must have approached me.” Your stomach churns.

Her gaze softens. “I blew them off, though. Do you know why?”

PHWOR

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John = Jon
Melanie = Tina
???? = Paul

So glad I never lived in the 90s, everyone from there looks so fucking ugly

For me it's Georgia vs Gibraltar.

>north macedonia

so you are saying the first good looking person was born on January 1st 2000?

Have you seen some of the piggies on tv now? Look at Little Mix

CAN'T STOP THE ROCK

don't you fucking call little mix you arsewipe

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Lucie from Love Island is peng m8

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Paulseth, duh

you have to have a negative IQ to watch love island

Yes? Greece and F.Y.R Macedonia had an autism match over the term 'Macedonia'. Greece said the north of their country was called Macedonia. F.Y.R Macedonia said they're not Macedonia but F.Y.R and then Greece said 'well everybody knows you as Macedonia' and so F.Y.R Macedonia went 'FINE SHUT THE FUCK UP' and did a vote on changing the countries name. The country voted to change it but not enough people voted so it came down to a governmental internal vote and the government voted to make the result binding.

There. That's why.

she's fat and looks 40

need concrete united rumours

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do you even know what a fat person or a 40 year old looks like

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It is what it is

Yeah, that mutt.

yes mate I have a mirror

How do I get a chocolate gf lads

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>try to build a team
>not a single team builder allows 5-4-1 or 5-4-1 diamond

She looks like Jennifer Lopez with an IG filter

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be black or have a big penis, or be rich.

Use Lineup Builder, allows you to set positions where you want by dragging it.

>Somalians

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idk but if you find out tell me

i want to make caramel babies

That's totally inaccurate.
Greeks didn't want them to take the name Macedonia as these slavic retards who are unironically speaking Bulgarian and Albanian are considering themselves as Descendants of Alexander.
Noone knows the geopolitical situation this whole naming of them as Macedonians will create, but without a doubt we have bigger problems than that right now.

Our governer did the right thing to come to a deal with F.Y.R.O.M because we are both UN members and they are muslim and Turkish friendly.

I couldn't get hard with the prostitute, she was way more fat than in the pics. So I passed all the 30min masturbating but I couldn't get hard because stress and she was ugly. I paid 50€ to jerk off in front of a fatty

If you're white you just click your fingers and they come running

not liking this united fan s-club 7 freak gimmick

Not that user but wondering what, if anything, did you give them in return?

I always thought just the idea of getting a woman to have to sit on all 4s and let me fuck her and do whatever I want (licking a hooker even on her eyeballs is not gonna happen - too dirty and full of STDs prob) to her would turn me on. Like a sort of slave.

Why not get her to jerk you?

These things that are like pancakes, but you put the batter in between a sort of circular panini maker

You can call them eggos

>Korean women

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the moral high ground

Province of Luxembourg is part of Wallonia, pierogi

it gets worst im also the person who done this

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I clicked my fingers, now what

EPIC and shit get coming soon

Found some of sister's used panties in hamper and jerked off with em

Bro I told you.
Greeks consider themseves "lost" in that deal. We gave them the name in a way. And they wanted it (government). Their people understand they are higher balkans and they even cheered when their National Stadium was renamed from Philippos the II (greek ruler - daddy of Alexander the Grate) to something that i dont remember but it sounds slavic.

Theoritically, we were the ones who backed off and they were the ones who were benefited from it.

She looks as though she watches Loose Women

Still don't understand why this picture was taken on the stairs. Also clean the dirt off the number 1

It isn't totally inaccurate, but this isn't the board to get into the fucking nitty gritty and people here can't be arsed to read rumours let alone in depth political shit about some countries they couldn't even point to on a map. Greece said that Macedon was their thing and Greeks are the descendants of Alexander. Macedonia said they're their own thing and the two countries were autistically arguing about it for decades. FYROM decided to change it to something. This is the equivilant of China getting buttmad that Taiwan is called Taiwan and Taiwan getting buttmad that PRC is called PRC. Both claim to be true Chinese and both claim to be the original. So Taiwan is Chinese Taipei in sporting events (though Chinese are so buttmad they demand video games to call it Chinese Taipei (PRC))

Ah I see, thank you.

they already exist my obese friend

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I was taking too much times for her and her arms were tired so I had to finish myself.
well if you want to do that, you'll have to pay more than a cheap prostitute I think

maybe she does idc she has a lovely arse

i don't even think that's dirt it's been there since day 1

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CLAIM THE GET IN THE NAME OF /trans/, lads! We missed the last ones.

Gwon lad giz us a pic of you wearing that bad boy

spam 'haha'

/trans/ is No,1

If get, Everton win the /trans/fer window again

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de ligt to united confirmed

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newcastle could realistically win the league

de Ligt to Liverpool get

haha

anyone prepared to entertain my low ball offers??

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rolling

/trans/ must seize the means of gets.

No, they can realistically get top 10.

grapevine is telling me if Bayern don't get Grease-Man they'll go for Kramarić

Spurs win the PL next year.

fuck

de ligt to united confirmed

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so close but it will be liverpool instead, because we will get de ligt, pepe, fernandes and a back up fullback

/trans/ could realistically get the get.

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>Pays £35 million for a reroll

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>>Borussia Dortmund hope German forward Mario Gotze, 27, will sign a new contract after being linked with a move to Arsenal
They should hope he finally fucks off

we failed

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welcome to /trans/

Black, good at dabbing, and a world champion on his CV? How about 75M? We can raise it in case it's not enough

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CHECK!

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waste

brendan rodgers could realistically achieve nothing with leicester with wolves, everton, newcastle and watford all surpassing them.

I didn't take a side mate.
As I said we have more serious issues to think and care about than this bs. However it is true that the geopolitical influence of such a move is currently unknown to me right now, based on my current knowledge.

FUCKING /hoc/ FUCKING BASTARDS.

is it a waifu thing?

I hereby declare war on /hoc/. For the good souls of /trans/ cannot take such wanton waste of gets.

So how serious are the rumours about Sarri leaving ?
Isn't it a bit weird to fire him after this season ? They're hoping Lampard will do a Zidane at CHelsea and will win them a CL ?

HE WEARS IT IN PUBLIC

yes she is my waifu

i wear it in work

Chelsea are a literal fucking circus ran by the mistress of their ogliarch. Of course it's a bad idea but it will happen anyways

Is /trans/ a bad enough dude to make some OC using a template?

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Have Spuds signed ANYONE yet

Hope we beat the Portuguese as revenge for them kidnapping Maddie

apparently De Ligt liked this twitter post

is he just shit stirring or is he really going to play in Europa League?

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See image

>According to la Repubblica, Roma director and former forward Totti wants Buffon in Rome.

>The Roma manager proposed to the goalkeeper, who left Paris Saint-Germain, the idea of defending the Giallorossi's goal for the season, however, the former Juventus number 1 declined the offer.

>While Buffon’s future is not certain, however, his agent, Martina, recently said that the former Italy number 1 ‘has a special bond with Lazio’. Which would seem to rule out any move to arch-rivals Roma.

>Other teams linked with Buffon’s signature are Carrarese and Genoa.

This would have been based.

>/trans/
>OC

he should finish at Parma

How many times was she BLACKED by Zuma

hi david
no we arent writing next weeks cartoon for you

id probably go maximum shitpost mode if i was a professional footballer
like getting random planes on deadline day

posted the wrong one didn't I what a prat

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> ran by the mistress of their ogliarch.
Yes, because when an attractive girl gets a high position job, it's just because she slept with the boss.
Have sex Incel

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*ruins your club*

If Chelsea's ban isn't overturned Tottenham should buy Kovacic.
Good Dembele replacement.

>attractive

>girl

they are allowed to buy Kovacic even with the ban. technically already a deal with buy option at end of loan

When does Tottenham transfer ban end

>white knighting for women
>online
>on spuh

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When the new stadium is paid for my Polish friend.

Would let her femdom me

Marina laughs. “Are you getting turned on?” She slips a heel off and teasingly draws her stockinged foot up your leg, her toe tickling the hairs on your ankle. “You are, aren't you?” With balletic control, she slides her foot down your thigh. Your penis strains against your boxers. The foot presses against it.

“Well now,” Marina giggles, “what's going on down here?” She kneads the ball of her foot against your rock-hard cock, massaging it. “My little boy is all excited now.” You murmur wordlessly, senses swimming.

She stops. You look up. “Do you want me to keep going?” she asks. You nod. She presses her foot firmly against you, the pressure sudden and slightly painful.

She’s a MILF

>Rocco B. Commisso, the billionaire chairman of the cable provider Mediacom, is the new owner of the Italian soccer club A.C.F. Fiorentina in a deal he described as the “quickest closing in soccer histor"

Is Richarlison underrated?

Based Dutchie, Benelux people are madeto get along

Yes and no, he's a great PL winger but he's a long way from being World Class. People forget he's still young though.

>Tottenham have reportedly been offered Draxler as part of a deal for PSG to sign Eriksen

mate. Stop. Please.

This. That cunt ruins these threads with stupid shit like that.

As if Eriksen would go from a CL Finalist team to a well known CL Bottler team in a farmer's league. He's going to Real or Bayern.

>pfft, as if Nerman will leave Barcelona for Paris Saint Tracteur

Nerman was a bitch whore who left purely for the money, that was obvious from the start

That video of an autistic girl covering herself in peanut butter.

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>Thinking this is shameful
Mate everyone here has fapped to that vid at least once

He should go to Liverpool and take over Mignolet as their back up keeper. At this point it's the only way for him to win a CL.

Why shouldn't he go to the CL winners then?

>Why shouldn't he go to the CL winners then?
Because Spurs would hike the asking price up if Liverpool came knocking, no way they would sell to a league rival.

Draxler is paid more than Kane.
Won't happen.

I want Reina back though.

she's 14 in that lads

well nowadays she isn't 14 anymore, so where's all her social media accounts?

I can't ever remember seeing that

I know

Spurs are the biggest bottlers on the planet. Imagine unironically blowing your best chance to win the league since the 60s by coming second to Leicester.

shit come on man it was a joke. she's not done a good job at all however, they've signed a lot of shit players (granted some of the signings were on conte's input because he likes signing shit players too, but drinkwater, pulisic, morata, etc show they're just tossing money around)

>by coming second to Leicester.
Third

He's leaving, not being fired
They're asking for £5m compensation for him

>Leicester won with 81 points
In fairness when you think about it, literally any team could've won the title that season, only Leicester had the momentum in their favour.

Still more than United's treble winners got. Something weird about the late 90s, only 3 prem winners got less than 80 points and it was seasons 96-99

Your predictions for tonight lads?

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Clean sheet for us, the Man Mountain and the Zoomer King will make sure of it

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I'm predicting Sterling exposes Van Dijk and we win 2-1

I've put a bet on Holland

Going to laugh my ass off. Then come home and see what the football score is

Is are Raheem captain tonight?

Semen Slurper with Netherlands winning from a lax moment in Englel's defence. 1-0 or 2-0 to Netherlands. But who knows.

>Holland

>ass
Proxy off, Yank.

He has to be now, otherwise Southgate is a racist

>Holland

>Holland out of Nations League tonight
>De Ligt arrives at United 8am for medical
you heard it HERE first

Yeah doubt it'll be as entertaining as last night.

>ass
cringe at someone like you brainwashed by americans

traps or skyrim bestiality

there's a 3rd place match

>Holland

Koeman calls them Holland too

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Kane doesn't start
Sterling has to be captain then

>Delph
>Rice
What the fuck?

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any Longshaft rumours?

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Pickford; Walker, Stones, Maguire, Chilwell; Barkley, Rice, Delph; Rashford, Sancho, Sterling

Leave him alone

>maguire

>half a good season
>geordies think every top team is going to "poach" him for 500 mil

lel get fucked and enjoy the fakeover

It will, as usual, depend on Depay.
If he's on a good day, he's literally Messi tier.

>Pickford

smart to leave out all the spurs wasters

Never got the thing for Rashford. He's literally trash, I'd better have fucking Townsend.

yeah, transfering it to your mom as we speak

I hate my mother. I no longer speak to her

All England's goalkeepers are shite.

When did England stop using #1-11 in the starting XI?

Shut up Satan, Pick is good

Henderson will come good la

you don't need to. she never talks about you. me and the ol longshaft are taking good care of her. now go watch the telly son

>According to the style guide, Holland “should not be used to mean the Netherlands (of which it is a region), with the exception of the Dutch football team, who are conventionally known as Holland.”
So there you have it.

That's why it's shameful

Any good cities to visit in Holland? Ive been to the 'dam

Wait. What the fuck? What formation are we using? 4-3-4? Or 4-4-3? Is Rashford CF or on the Wing? Where is Barkley playing? Fucking Rice and Delph are both mediocre shit. Will never know why we capped Rice outside of cucking the Paddies. What has happened to aggressive, offensive, English midfielders? Had Wilshere not been made of glass and Barkley allowing the hype to get to him early on, we'd unironically have gotten to at least the Finals of some cup.

fell asleep twice reading this post
thats how BORING it is

But why? That's like calling Belgian Football team 'Walloon' or Spanish football team Catalonia. Or Ireland as South Island.

>the /brit/cunts are already here
was fun while it lasted lads, 190kg will be shitposting without his trip too soon enough, plus Jock cunts.

Can they not just fuck off and watch Love Island.

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>Babel
What? Are the Dutch short on Left Wingers or something?

>memepiss
>virgin
>babel
>shitllessen
LOL

>le Barcelona bench warming man as goalkeeper

HATEBOER IN

FFS COWMAN

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I refuse to believe Cillessen is the best dutch goalkeeper right now

>it's the Scots start shitposting and falseflagging as English humans again
Just so tiring....

He's better than Zoet and Padt.

>Sheffield Wednesday forward Fernando Forestieri has been charged with using racist language in a pre-season friendly against Mansfield Town last summer by the Football Association.

>In March, the 29-year-old was acquitted at Mansfield Magistrates Court of racially abusing Stags player Krystian Pearce before a mass brawl.

>The FA has now charged the Italian with "allegedly using abusive and/or insulting words including reference to ethnic origin and/or colour and/or race".

>you get punished even if you allegedly do something

Fucking nuke this country, please.

I'm thinking Aoi.

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In my opinion Eden Hazard will be 2nd in the ballon d'or voting after messi next season

>Dumb Fries

>FA
>Being incompetent fucktards
What else is new

Why does a Black Dutchman have a surname after a Scottish town

You now remember Ricky van Wolfswinkel
You now remember Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

I only rate the back desu la senpai

Same, I really want Weghorst to play

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who the fuck is dumfries and why is he playing over chadeboer

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left out the lelverpool shitters too

Its a 4-4-2 mate. Proper english footy tactics.

>leaving out the best RB in the world
Englel gonna lose.

>4-4-2
Also, Spurs Leaf, I made you a Poch day in the life meme. Did you see it? See

Southgay left all the CL finalists out, not sure what Koeman is using them for.

at this point it's easier to list the players NOT leaving psg
>the state of tuchel

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Based autistic tactics man.

>the absolute state of Grasshoppers

name one top coach who can't be described as "autistic tactics man"

>thinking Mouyes wanted Fred

kult-kloppo is clearly le down to earth motivation man

just ordered papa johns lads

Boxcar Racer or +44?

>just a good fun lad, proper father figure type
>oh also the greatest tactician in football
how does he do it

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>First competitive meeting since Euro 96

wew

>Just bee yourself lads man

>>First competitive meeting since Euro 96
>wew
Thet's what happens when you are an irrelevant NT

checked

Thank you germanbro

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Next time without Japan

>Moussa Djenepo is set to join Southampton from Standard Liege subject to a work permit for a fee of around £14m

>de pay

>memepiss de shite

>people mocking Netherlands
>when they're gonna win this
England haven't made a single attack, lmao.

Angels and Airwaves post 2010 lad

Redmond
Prowse
Djenepo

RIP El(you)noussi

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This is the worst fucking performance I have ever seen. How is Trashford anywhere near the England starting 11 when we have Vardy, Welbeck, Deeney etc?

>de Ligt

>yeah....deals off, Overmars

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I don't want meme light anymore.

name the top 5 biggest transfers you think happen this offseason:

1. Hazard

0.5. Neymar

De Ligt to PSG becoming a real story now

I went to visit a girl I liked in another city, then I masturbated outside in the place we sat together and kissed.

memeing aside, Vardy is retired

>De Ligt is world class
Feel lied to lads

Will Pepe flop at liverpool like all the Losc players they bought?

based JAV poster

Hazard
de Ligt
Griezmann
Sane
Eriksen

honourable mentions to both Navas and Coutinho

a vid of a girl eating froot loops out of another girl's asshole for like ten minutes.

> iKnowThatFeel.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T HAZARD OFFICIAL YET! MY SOURCES LIED TO ME

some heads will drop tomorrow for this offense.

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Inshallah, brother.

I was convinced that Deeney had played for Jamaica but seemingly not.

>MARC LISTEN TO ME IT WAS JUST BANTER OFCOURSE WE WANT HIM...FUCKING GET ME OFF THE ANSWER MACHINE NOW

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REDEEMED

Thank you based VARball.

>Englel

Sri Lanka lost to a microstate today in a competitive match. Lmao

Hazard and Griezmann are guaranteed to be in the top 5. De Jong for €75m and Lucas Hernandez for €80m have already happened and I find it hard to believe we'll have 5+ €80m+ transfers. I don't see Neymar and Mbappe leaving PSG and I don't see anyone offering more than €80m for Coutinho. Pogba, Bale, De Ligt could probably complete the list.

The state of England. Fuck off. You're a load of fucking shit.

yesterday india lost to a dutch carribbean colony

Sad really

>100m euros for player that turns 29 midseason
Why?

lmao the state of man city defenders

so Wan Bissaka to Man City then?

Between Stones, Laporte and Ottomendi the rest of the football world truly has hope. Walker is a fucking donkey too

Based Johnny Pebbles

I told you that England would lose. Why do you fuck Dutch lads never listen to me?

What? Macau firstly isn't Dutch colony. Secondly it isn't in the Caribbean, thirdly it's Portuguese and fourthly it's part of China now.

Honestly, this was a great chance to win something for England. Similar thing with the WC last year.

Curaçao you melt

My mistake, thought he was still talking about Sri Lanka, not India. Carry on.

>Makes a profit from Stones and Barkley
WE CAN'T STOP WINNING

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Rape is just a social construct user

>Teammates and coaches have praised his composure with the ball,[55] defensive skills,[56] range of passing,[57], vision[56] and versatility.[58].
>composure with the ball

England was shit at the WC last year, they were much better today aside from those errors

England don't deserve to win shit because their players are overpaid trash who can stat pad against literal who's but can't beat teams with even a modicum of ability.

England don't deserve to win when their manager believes their own hype and doesn't pick a team that could do what they need to do. He picked Rice, went out of his way to cap him, when we have Wilks who is not only better but is a different kind of player.

He played Delph, a guy who shouldn't be a 70 min sub let alone near the first team sheet.

He played Sterling who has 8 goals in 50 games.

He played Trashford who 7 goals in 32 games.

He played Walker, when we have Alexander-Arnold

He played Stones when we have Keane or Gomez

He made his defenders play out of the back despite a dozen chances in the first half occured because they lost the ball.

He played players who can't dribble past anybody.

He played FW's who can't score.

England don't deserve to win anything and they didn't deserve to get this meme trophy. They won't even beat Switzerland. This is a fucking nightmare that never ends.

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Who do we ger to replace Stones citybros? Cheeky 90m bid for De Ligt?
Also think we need to replace that fraud walker now I'm thinking Pep nabs wan bissaka and makes him the best in the league

Next up is how to prove that in a court of law

>needing proof
Oh sweetums... you must believe women whatever they say.

You'll keep your shitty defenders and you'll like them!

This is why I've spent 2 years screeching about teams actually trying to put them under pressure and cause issues bit to no avail. Even teams like Chelsea pack the back with 10 and concede 75% of the ball to them so they can play their comfy little game

>Hazard to Madrid for 100M€, up until 130M€ with add-ons. Will be announced in the upcoming hours (Journalist number 9542th)

Who will buy le 25 year old prospect man?

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>Also think we need to replace that fraud walker now I'm thinking Pep nabs wan bissaka and makes him the best in the league
They've been linked with Cancelo lately.

United is gonna sign 3 past it stars for £30000000000000000000000000000 on deadline day

He's the perfect mediapunto regionale for sarri's system

He'll be going nowhere

>score with english spurs and liverpool players off the pitch: 1-0 ingurland
>score with english spurs and liverpool players on the pitch: 3-0 holland
hmm

>WELCOME TO JUVENTUS

thank you, I can rest easy now

I blame that mong Kane
>Oy lemme play boss I'm well fit ain't I
Cost Spurs the Champions League too

prinsenvlag is kino
ik stem voor
ga maar gewoon terug bij frankrijk

england's and spurs' problems were completely different

Englands problem is the National team is treated like a top 6 EPL team. Pacy negritoes and over priced bench warmers.
The modern English international players are too rich and retarded which makes them shit players.
Why do you think the EPL is made up of 70% foreigners and the Championship 50%?

It's all so tiresome, guys. All so tiresome. I knew England would lose but I didn't know it would be due to defenders thinking they're Baresi. Stones is literally costing us games. Drop him. Keane or Gomez should be playing. Drop Walker and play Alexander-Arnold. But no, we'll play Kosovo and win 5-0 and it'll be IMPERIOUS DEFENDING AND SCINTILLATING SCORING FROM THE MAN MOUNTAINS OF ENGLAND WHO CAN STOP US?

>b-best leagues in the w-world la

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Skulls collected

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I keep telling people about Walker, put Trent in Southgay.

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any update on the memphis to liverpool situation?

How about you get a fucking midfield that can actually link plays to your forwards lmao

How do you call those trousers in English? In Dutch it's gardentrousers

Topless girls in them is literally my #1 fetisj

Dungarees.

>rapenaldo
Why is he even on the list?

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Hendo IN
In form ox IN

Hnng on those tits.

Lol, one thing at a time mate. It look Soufgayte 20 games before he put Barkley in. You know, a guy who passes forward some times. He literally got two assists and a goal against Montenegro and his pass lead to the penalty.

In a perfect world, Wilshere wouldn't have been made out of glass and be playing. As is, Oxlade needs to prove he's not broken too and he needs to be played with Barkley.

Not fucking Hendo, he's a crab passer. Enough of that shit. We need two forward passing players (LOL) and one defensive. Sancho loses the ball too easily but he tries to get forward. Sterling is gash. But he'll never ever be dropped because muh raycism. England have no Plan B. Poch, for example, has a Plan B. Put on Moura and hoof it. England don't. We have no good midfielders or FW's, let alone youth options.

What were the lists?

Cheers

Hendo does what he's told, recently Klopp has been satisfied with fabiniho and let Hendo go further up the pitch, funnily enough he starts looking a lot better.

>What were the lists?
have mine on my phone but playedtwo 2000p games chaos soup vs imperial fists

>It's a stupid competition anyway

3 brave pacy fellas up top is better than 99% of national teams
should play to your strengths

oxplodingknees-chamberlain is better at the headless chicken role than barkley and benderson
him with rice and maddison/newprospect as a midfield three would be ideal imo
glenn murray is a better plan b than kane

why do you want a midfield of headless chickens

>But no, we'll play Kosovo and win 5-0
NOT
SO
FAST
THERE
LAD

Right, that's the problem. Soufgayte won't do that. Barkley allowed to move forward, Henderson who follows during an attack and then either Dier or Delph or something as the 'defensive' one to stay back so it goes like this

Something like this. When in possession, Barkley and Henderson move forward and support. Delph/Dier stay in the middle but stay back and only offer support if the play needs to go back. They're there to hold up any possible counter-attacks. Henderson shouldn't be so far forward as Barkley. Barkey should move forward to receive a pass to move it to one of the wings, unless Henderson spots one or has space or whatever. But he should be prepared to get back quickly. Sancho and Sterling regular swap sides or swap sides if not having luck in one area. Kane shouldn't be played like this, should be 4-4-2 but this is the closest we can get.

Defence is a shitshow. I dunno if Keane or Gomez are gonna work or be good together but I'm sick of wannabe Baresi's in CB.

I dunno if you got the sarcasm from my post, I tried to imply it with the IMPERIOUS DEFENDING meme, guess it got missed.

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La, in about 4-5 seasons, there will be no English players in the top 10 teams unless something drastic happens.

Keane and Gomez would unironically be better CBs because they have lower profiles and are more no-nonsense / low pressure on the ball. Stones and Maguire are too clumsy and risky.

Gomez is really strong and really fast, a good partner for someone like Van Dyke.

we dont have any clever midfielders
might as well choose the best chickens, pierre

If you mean he's a good partner for Gomez to develop with, then yeah definitely. But I can see Klopp just sticking with Matip for the time being, or even bringing in someone new, which means Gomez might get pushed down the selection list.

Think we're at the point where Stones needs to be banished from the England squad just like Hart was. He's cost us dearly now in two consecutive tournaments. Players like him are never going to improve.

Liverpool gonna sign deligt

H-h-haha, imagine actually touching a someone else's tongue with yours.

Whoe does that lmao

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I think he's become so focused on playing in Pep's system he's forgotten how to play any other way. Watching Stones tonight was literally like watching Stones in his last season at Everton, so fucking unreliable.

Gomez will most likely continue playing, he might be unlucky and shifted to the fullback to cover for Trent more often though, that kid very nearly played every minute last season.

>dire

he hasnt played for a few weeks and looks very rusty rather than incompetent
hes not le english beckenbauer but is definitely in the squad for the forseeable future

What about Barkley, all he did was lay on the ground and cause the 3-1.

>city need to sign players for home grown quota
>sign good prospects/ decent midtable lads
>they never play and just rot on city's bench because city spend 200m a season
unironically the problem, had stones had a proper development he might be good

got a name for this haha not that i'd watch that haram stuff especially during ramadan haha

It would make more sense to get a back up RB than a new CB. If it ain't broke don't fix it, so Klopp should just work on squad depth now.

Everyone var VVD have severe injury problems, but yeah, the squad needs a creative player like QT.

News is QT wants to leave, any PL side want him?

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Dier is defensive enough for him to play there. Soufgayte isn't going to play Wilks no matter how much we want him too.

Based Sunil

Who is QT?

nobody now

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le longshot lad.

I must be retarded, I'm lost here

>SPA

QTinho

Predict tomorrows backpage headlines

Klopp couldn't save him.

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We'll have him. £20m, final offer.

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£200k A WEEK STERLING FAILS TO SCORE AGAINST A BUNCH OF ZOOMERS

>will never be good as Brazil in terms of NT triumphs
>we're not even as good as fucking France
England need to build more high-tech fucking training facilities and need to work harder. How about we make a fucking football team that plays good youths? Think about it. Start it at the bottom and clubs send English talents there and they pay for the wages? This means they're all 'English' and it means they play together for a long time. Any players that do well enough can be recalled and played regular for their loanee team.

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Anyone got a Bermuda vs Guyana stream?

>USA has Lingerie American Football
>UK doesn't have Lingerie Football where they play in skirts and tight tops
Sigh. And people say USA is 'SJW'.

We're already playing with the youngest England team in in about two decades, and our U23 team recently won a World Cup. The Youth intake is great, we just need another tournament to prove it.

Newcastle

Already did it. They are just coming through now.

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Nope, all require 'registration'.

I meant more. I dunno man, this is just the gayest fucking shit.

screen cap this.
its clinical delusion.
SAD!

Ich will da rein hart.

Need a good manager with balls to drop shit players, wish mourinho would take over

Subbed to this to get myself hype

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Why is there a big puddle in the middle

For the outdoor inflateable unicorn races

so mike ashley is going to fuck newcastle once again

Why would De Ligt, or to be honest, why would anyone go to United instead of Liverpool?

Liverpool are at the top of the world right now. They can only get better. Why would de Ligt go to have a shit manager like Valverde or Koeman at Barca, why would he go to a dead end in Manure? Liverpool are willing to offer him money and with him, trophies.

literally just for money, united will pay stupid amounts because they're desperate
which incidentally means no top side wants him anymore because demanding 300k at 19 means your mentality is wrong
doubt we want him though honestly, VVD-gomez is the partnership

TRIANGLED

based

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If De Ligt moves to Liverpool, they'll easily go unbeaten in the league and possibly win the septuple. Klopp doesn't give a fuck about young players, but the media laps up the crumbs he throws. He won't think twice about £120m on De Ligt, say it's an investment long term and he's there to 'challenge' Gomez. All the while Brewster will rot and the only English youth (which he promised he'd play) is Alexander-Arnold.

I'm not shitting on him, either. I'm just saying Klopp never sticks to principles. He says what he thinks will get him the most defence and attention from media. From 'I shouldn't be judged on trophies' to 'I thought FFP was meant to prevent this (this being City spending £130m in his 2nd season)'.

>city are cheating so that means nobody else can spend money or they're hypocrites
honestly dont get this one

Klopp is a hypocrite if he says FFP is suppose to prevent clubs from spending £130m odd in one window only to go and do that AND some in following windows. In fact, he specifically joked it was 'more of a suggestion than a real rule'. Why mention it? I don't care that he did it. I care that he, after finishing 8th, complained that City were spending a lot of money (whether they're cheating or not has not been proven, yes, they are dodgy and use loopholes). Klopp is a media mastermind. 'You can't judge me on my success, only God can judge me' etc. Only Poch's comment of 'Spurs in CL Semi-Final is better than a trophy' is more lelable.

Whatever, I just resent Klopp letting the likes of Brewster rot when they could be challenging for an England spot. He hyped him up for the Barcelona game and then never played him, not even as a sub iirc. Let him go. Mememouth or West Ham or something could use him.

Women's World Cup Match Today:
France vs South Korea

France will win 3-0 at least. I really resent the last 15 or so games of football involving English teams I've predicted the wins for. I think you can make combo bets where you say 'These 15 results will end with X or Y winning' I'd have been rich.

>if you sell a player you cant then spend that money
>whether city are cheating or not
why bother with a post that long if its just nonsense
and brewster is 19 and was injured for most of the season, he'll get his chance next season

MATE, fuck sake, I never said you can't spend the money, I never fucking mentioned net spend either you fucking nonce. But fine, wanna play that card, last window Liverpool's net spend was -£140m. There. Same fucking amount he complained about. Klopp specifically claimed about how much City spent (and that's ignoring how much they made from sales which was £60m). Get it?

City spend money they made AND some more money
Liverpool have spent money they made AND some more money.

These are both identical situations, except Klopp complained that FFP should have kicked in for the former, but not the latter. As for Brewster, yes, he has been injured, but he has been at Liverpool for nearly four years and hasn't do much.

this netspend gimmick is the fucking shittest thing to hit these threads, people fucking ignore it and you might as well reducto it to fucking 'well they made the money via sponsors and tickets' then. liverpool have the 2nd highest wage bill in the league AND spend huge sums of money, pretending their a financially sound club (when they have a total net spend of -£600m since the PL began, making them the 4th highest) is the worst meme

with that, sleep time, let you two carry on arguing

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>Virgil Van Dijk has played more mins of football than any player in any league in Europe this season
Anyone selling good backup?

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>gomez
he's amazing but we cant rely on hoping he'll be fit the whole season

Brewster will play a lot next season, at Rangers or Derby.

>City spend money they made AND some more money
>Liverpool have spent money they made AND some more money
my sides what the fuck are you talking about, klopp complained because the FFP statues to which all clubs are signatories are being flagrantly broken by city

De Ligt la

>tfw Liverpool cucking England training the best partnership in world football
Irish might be more perfidious than English people.

She doesn't select players to sign you overweight retard. She handles contracts once the purchase or extension is initiated

Just read that the imperious man mountain might extend his contract. Why does Liverpool keep doing this?I mean there is absolutely no need to keep increasing your wage bill when the players still have several years left on their contracts. Man mountain still has 5 years I believe.

its a part of the pitch to players i think - yeah you'll make less than the richest clubs, but contracts will be renegotiated quickly if you're playing well enough
really though our wage structure is going to have to creep up a bit, too much world class for it not to

I think it's how FSG do it in America, it's certainly keeping our players happy, but does lead to hueg wage bills, like the red sox.

I'd rather Mathijs went to Juve, learning some shithousery from Chiellini would do him good

That‘s just stupid. The wage bill has grow to a massive size with all the extensions and there still seem to be more coming. What will they do once Klopp leaves and the next guy has no use for Firminho or something?

>Klopp leaves
That's not the plan, Padre.
He is also getting silly extensions, like the players he is getting a lifetime contract.

just got to keep growing revenue, which they are doing, will probably pass bayern when the new kit deal hits the season after next

RIP New Balance.

Hendo is like the second worst player in Liverpool's first XI and he came on after the equaliser and TAA never even left the bench. Meanwhile man mountain and genie played the full 120.

Mouyes WHEN?

>Klopp doesn't give a fuck about young players
Only the ones that are shit.

Pizza, and interracial

new day new thread