Netherlands vs England

This is going to be a very melanin-rich semi final isn't it.

Netherlands: 3 (Man Mountain, Babel, Depay)
England: 2 (Sterling, England's own Harry Kane)

>Injury-prone Harry Kane literally rips his whole leg off to score a 93rd minute blooter and send us through to the final
>Tsuu ends up scoring a hat-trick (penalty, header from 3 yards, tap in on the line from a Joao shot) and we lose the final
Screencap this.

Have you gotten over it yet?

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Kane could barely walk after 15 minutes in the CL final
How the fuck is he supposed to score a bloot at the 93rd minute?

89th minute sub for Rashford.

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Say the line

That was glorious. The Croats sodomized the english boyos. What a game by Perisic that was

I simply cannot believe that the likes of England's own Harry Kane, THE Mighty Man Mountain, EPL MVP Raheem Sterling, THE future GOAT CB De Ligt, THE future GOAT midfielder DE JONG will grace my country with their presence.

The stadium surely is too small for such quality. This game should be played at Stadium of Lights, not in Guimaraes.

THANK YOU guy. From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU

Its sad there arent any dutch hooligans anymore...

Rashford as striker?
y tho

Okay

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Nah, Sunderland's a shithole.

Riot police bashed all their skulls in thankfully, so they cant spread their genes anymore.

1966-0 to england

Based and civilized

1 - 0 England. Sterling scores.

Netherlands 2 - 1 England

I'm afraid.

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NED (Lasting)-(Friendship) ENG

England lose and then make up some BS excuse about why it happened and it's not their fault.

A tale as old as time

>Scoring past Man Mountain and De Ligt
It was over for England before it even began

Where does van dyke play?

Do they play 3 at the back?

Sancho is quality though.

Fuck off, plebbit

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Easy win for Dutch friends.

Go choke on your haggis William MacTurdface

>no Kane
England might win.

/thread

>De Ligt
>Van Dijk

England ded

Not a jock, you clog wearing cunt.

Sure you're not.

>playing manure players
thx garret, we have it in the bag la

England gets dabbed on 3-0

I’m from the future
>Dutch win 4-0
>it’s a massive meme and England is kicked out of the elite
>2 headers by VVD
>free kick scored by Depay
>deflection off Kyle Walker for what should be scored an own goal

And then we relegated them

Blind plays on LB.

Is England team more BLACKED than France?

No, but only because all of our black lads are mutts.

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Whoever wins Guimarães loses

Netherlands 4 - 1 England
57' van de Beek Sancho 38'
72' Depay (p.)
89' van Dijk
90'+3' Stones (o.g.)

NED 1 - 0 ENG
64' Babel

NED 3 - 1 ENG
england scores first goal but don't know what to do with the lead and collapses

Massive cope.

Netherlands 3-2 England, but everyone shakes hands afterwards and enjoys a pint together after a great game

Netherlands 0 - 3 England
>Netherlands are shit
>Nehterlands are going to be exposed
>Nehterlands football is low quality

> English team won the CL
> English team won the EL
> England won the U-20 WC

Neiherlads 2-0 England

No, you must hate us.
All your British TV celeb always hate Dutch players or the Dutch NT.

based

We love the Dutch.

>British TV celeb always hate Dutch players
Where do you think the Imperious Man Mountain memes came from?
They also all love the Ajax zoomers too, although that probably comes from the fact they knocked out Madrid.

حسنا احمد

>hating vvd and based gini
never, hope you win tonight

لا أخي ، اسمي ويل. مشيئة الله

they will choke.

England will unironically win the Nations league, this is what (((they))) want. ONLY England can make the nations league relevant because of boy if they win it their propaganda and constant shilling will brainwash anybody into wanting to win the Nations league to prevent england to win it

the mighty man mountain has never been beat 1 on 1 in his life.

4-0 England. Virgin Van Fraud finally gets exposed tonight.

Keep seething, worldcuplet.

Can someone give me a stream?

im sure someone will, 4 hours from now

>hope you win tonight

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>worldcuplet
wrong use of the word.

soccerstreams(dot)net

Haha niggers, gooks, nips, chinks, fuck em all

>In a world where VVD can stop any man from dribbling past him, this imperial man mountain's streak is about to be halted by......Jadon Sancho?
>*Record Scratch*
>*The Boys are Back in Town starts playing*

Muzzies too

it's not even close, we can actually field an all white team

we can too, if we want to lose.

2-2
Netherlands win on penalties

>starting De Ligt as the human hill

3-1 english kane is useless

obsessed

Isn't Kane going to real for 100m?

>All your British TV celeb always hate Dutch players or the Dutch NT.
since when
the ajax zoomers and the LEGENDARY MAN MOUNTAIN get sucked off constantly over here

what the fuck is your plan even

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Kane will be on the bench, he's injured

England to lose another semi-final and finish a noble 4th place.

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Programs like:
> top 50 world cup shocking moments
> 50 Greatest World Cup Goals
and other programs like this, where they get on well known British celebs and they never like the Dutch.

Even if we beat England, I'll still consider them /elite/

THATS HIM. THATS THE MAN MOUNTAIN
>mfw i have to try to pass by the man mountain

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I've never actually seen those so I can't say for sure

Why do you think Kane's '''injured'''?
We're using one of our new academy prospects, Luke Moore.

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GOD i fucking HATE you silly little fucking dutch faggots go fucking eat stroopwafel better yet shove it up your ass also your flag is gay fuck you

>Crush the dutch players as they are utterly shit, unskilled and will be exposed to the crappy players they are?

How will Kane try get by him this time

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they are on YouTube:
youtube.com/watch?v=MxUCyorVajg
youtube.com/watch?v=Gb5sj8P5Ztk

hoof it to kane

aww, love you too dear

Laughs in 202cm height.

WHAT
NO
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PLAY HOOFBALL THAT'S CHEATING

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absolutely GAY and HOMOSEX

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Digits confirm.

i'd say netherlands are generally seen as the neutral's favourite in britain
nice football and cool colours n that

>no kane
we are FUCKED

Lads, im obsessed with the man mountain Vigil Van Dijk

It started out as a meme but it grew inside me. Now i unironically rate him higher than any other CB in the history of the game. I truly think it's impossible to beat him 1 on 1

When the man mountain play i watch, simple as

>yfw england loses and will continue to their 70 year old streak of not being able to place top 3 at any competition
how do you invent football and then be so shit at it

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I still think were pretty poor and we'll probably lose but it's nice we can at least have a chance against teams like France and Germany for a change after 5 very mediocre years

Why has the quality of our NT inverted?

We used to have really good wings but shit center.

Now we have mediocre to dreadful wings and magnificent center.

England win 4-1

it's hard to beat him in 1 v 1, because all he does is run two meters away from forwards if he's alone, and 1 meter away from forwards if he's not alone

think the record scratch should be before "Jadon Sancho" la

if babel plays england will shit on us

Fuck, you're right.
I'm also thinking Walking on Sunshine would make a better song too.

umm sweaty didn't you get the memo? Babel is world class now

WE came joint 3rd in 1996 DELET THIS

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If it is so easy then why did nobody do it before him?

five nil to england easily

he was the reason why we lost to germany in the qualifiers

because nobody cared about the stats of the guys who did it before

cope

He was absolute dogshit that game but he was good in the NL.

congratulations sherlock, you figured it out, yes I'm coping. a reply consisting of "cope" to my post will again be on point because yes I'm still coping.
bravo. let's all congratulate you.

How would he do 1v1 against peak cut inside man?

*cucks your entire nation*

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have have nothing! all players are shit

Why are you so mad at the man mountain? Literally the most loveable dude in the game nowadays

based hatefarmer

not a fan of his haircut and facial hair desu

2-2, 3-2 OT for Neverlands

t. Hassan

I'd put my money on based LCIM but there's no player like him out there right now.

Same, but it suits him tbf.

Can't imagine not supporting Gini's smile

Come on Holland

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more pacy blacks please

Hard to tell, the gods seem to be in favor of England right now. It's raining like hell so the pitch will be shit.

I predict it won't be anywhere near as entertaining as portugal-switz was

>that line-up for England
hahaha congrats holland, good luck against portugal

4-1 Holland

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zoomer power worldwide

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For me, it's Holland

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>Chilwell
>Rice
>Barkley
Literally who?

no TAA? england have a good team, tonight will be a clash

so many blacks

might as well be BLACKLAND vs BLACKLOND

5-0 netherlands win screencap this

match thread

I guess I wasn't that far off