/cric/ World Cup

Aus runs: 123

Windies Runs: 0

Yep we're winning.

got 99 prayer on my alt too lol

Business proposal: Recruit AAA baseball players to make the US a WC contender

Jaden Smith score a century?

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Aussie cockroaches going to shithouse their way to 260 and Windies will fold soon as Gayle goes

business idea: cricket mmo

Is there anything more satisfying than the CRACK of a well hit cricket ball?

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NEED a /cric/ guild on classic lads

Why didn't Smith and carey open for poostralia

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The crack of the kiwis skull being belted by a cricket bat

honestly only massive nerd losers played wow back in the day. all the cool kids played runescape

based /cric/ zoomer

Yup, am thinking this post is based as fuck.

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very yawn educing, was hoping for a proper blacking

Nah, most chads play csgo desu

>osrs: bizarre niche game that no one knows about
>classic wow: literally the beta aline is the biggest event of the year and will only be topped by the game's full release in august

what does /cric/ think about red sneakers?

just Nursed that one to fine leg wahey

Inside edge is the most big brain shot. You literally CAN'T prove me wrong

RAP GAME STEVE SMITH

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BASED esports pajeet

love how all the ABA cazzies have fucked off now that we're solidly in control

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Would ask all my fast bowlers to massively overstep and beamer him until he's horrifically injured

Just got out the shower lads. Hope west indies bowl them out before I got to go to work.

observing camgirls as we speak

if ashley nurse was a health professional he'd still be ashley nurse

this. the kids who begged their mums to pay for it vs the community orientated adventurous CHADS

mmos: reddit
online gaming: soi

Banger with great flow and production

the only kid that played wow at my school was a greasy haired manlet with aspergers

>he doesn't book leave for any day a cricket match is on anywhere in the world
Casuals must leave

fairly sure i didnt attend your school.

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Need som fackn wickeds

>we're

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hope ur not sinking any money into them m8

:]

i just played ps2 single player games because I didn't have a pc until 2008

>this damage control
greasy haired manlet with aspergers confirmed

drinking an actimel lads

all the chads in my school played cricket and wow unironically

absolute chad

Burgundy? ok Red? cringe

>robots taking the cameramen's jobs
and we're all ok with this?

I had a pc but not internet, so I played single player pc games.

same lad, one of the biggest chads who played was obsessed and concocted this theory that I also played and was elite because he saw a char with my high school nickname. seemed like good publicity so I never confirmed or denied it.

What's Candice up to atm?

i'm not. the thought of the based saffa cameraman who always wears the suit on the first day of a test match being out of work unironically makes me angry

>tfw 360 and PS3 coming out
>I get a Wii
>Lose any friends I had and become an outcast

Cause the other batsman wanted a chance to bat.

Anyone who played matt hoffman's pro bmx 2 on PS2 is confirmed based

*zzzztrz can't bowl, can't throw zzzzthpt*

windies are occupied so she didn't have anything to do tonight

would you like to watch cricket with her?

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for me, it was burnout legends on the psp

Same, also FF12 is the best open world rpg, I don't care what anyone else thinks

Smoth's autism is bubbling this could go two ways.

ummm he's black you racist bigot. delete this post right now

Need an Asian tranny gf (male)

Aus 292 confirmed

I am not sure about her cricket equipment though haha

any updates on what predictor is saying lads? do i need to be worried or not?

TIme for a cheeky run out now that the cunts have hope again

I think watching any sport in company would ruin it for me. It's my wind-down alone time.

says the increasingly nervous peewee for the ninth time

>her
It says ladyboy on the image.

One thing is sure, she has a larger wicket than your lmao

Must admit I like some tendies. Dipping in that nice sauce, probably bbq for me yeah it's boring but fuck it

Also getting topped by BBC

However you must know it's tendies I think of

appreciate you deleting the post lad

40-60 Windies

if this post is dubs windies make < 100
trips and they chase with no fall of wickets

tell me about Carey

What's the penalty for being behind in the over rate? Do they get docked overs in their chase?

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windies have NOT batted yet just letting you all know

Love the moment when the crowd overruns the pitch
too bad it will never happen again

I reckon she just has a bat and few balls

literally combing my pubes right now mate. As relaxed as I can be

>5 wickets down
>40% chance of winning
Don't think I trust this win predictor

Best CHF the game has ever seen. Arguably the best player ever.

>russel blowing his knees the fuck out just to have an extra spell against us
KEK why ruin your future chances at the world cup? just accept that we've won.

if this post ends 0 Gayle sparks a joint in the middle of the pitch

my OC

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you were saying

Lads what should I write in my Tinder bio.
Need some advice.

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uh oh

I thought I was the only one who did this.

lmao windies actually going to fuck this up

RUSSGOD

does this stand for cunt hack fraud?

FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE FUCK SAKE

jeez, you're shit at this

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Is an addicting thing mate

KEK

anyone no wear 2 fynd gud w33d in syd

Don't worry lads we bat deep lots of batting in the sheds

reminder that australia have 10 batsman in the playing XI

MORE LIKE CARREY YOUR LUGGAGE ON YOUR PLANE BACK TO AUSTRALIA

coulter-nile is in for his batting, will he score at least 50?

Cricket

IS THIS GUY JIM CARREY? CUZ HES MAKING LAUGH A LOT LMAO

>cummies hasn't even come out to bat yet
windies are DONE

>that shot from coulter-nile
yup, i am filled with confidence for his innings.

BASED

imagine if he had just gotten bowled right there lads haha

the cock or ms dos would have caught that

made me think

>win predictor percentage increases

Very good post

Fucking idiot shitter-nile

Yep this is the post

don't blush, australia

William He is a solicitor at Herbert Smith Freehills, m8

blundell would have caught that

>6'5"
I mean, as long as you're not lying

Australia probably has enough runs on the board already.

Just did a big stinky poo

Is Coulter-Nile an Egyptian? If not he should be fined for Cultural Appropriation

this

cringe

C'MON GET SUM FAKIN WICKETS

Based potato

need Smith out of business

now this..................................... this is a post right here

It's going to be a repeat of that Australia vs. New Zealand match in 2015 during the group stage.

based new zealand cricket team

Very bad post

hahaha why are they ducking nigger hahaha just pull the ball hahaha

why is Poo-in-a-Pile in over cummings?

pretty bad post

wow

we're gonna be fucked when Smoth retires lads

Now knock that Steve Smiths head off. I dont know how hes cheating but he fucking is.

so true. >we will beat them at an actual oval and not this eden park lookalike

>score predictor says we'll get 245
based we've already won. no way in FUCK windies are chasing 245

>Nile
whoever's next better be padded up

But they are, you mongolian seppo

>ESPNCricinfo forecaster predict's a total of 210

Padding up when you're in the shit is honestly one of the grimmest feelings known to man.

>batter
cringe

>BIG TALL STRONG LADS
we get it clarke, you want them to rail your wife.

>smiffy looking like he's just been shot

Nile is out there? I thought Amazon was playing?

Tipping Australia to get a higher total than 210

yeah, that """attack""" """"""bowling""""" line up eh?

very amusing from smith there

>not even going for wickets, just trying to injure smoth
based

ah yes...the perennially buttblasted poopeee

hate when you forget your box and have to borrow the one from the bloke who just got out

based retard

LADS

West Indies are actually fielding, holy shit

for me its the feeling of walking out when you're 0/2

Worse when you've forgotten your jockey and the box is off having a wander every time you move.

>Defending Americanisms
Piss off

is behrendorff in the side lads?

borrowed ur mum's box last night mate

Fucking 7 feet tall nordic gods how can we even compete

is that a meetup? holy mother of kek

a pretty cringe post to be honest mate

for me it's telling the girls that the box is actually a oxygen mask

never heard of him.

For me, it's padding up when you know you're a shit batsman

my man cottrell

>not using the girls box as an oxygen mask

explain

is this a meetup? no wonder sweden is in the state it is KEK

not in the XI, don't think he's in the XV either

just got back from lidl
spent 21 quid
bought a shitload of food felt like a king in there throwing everything in the basket
got a couple of 4 packs in aswell plan on drinking one now
nothing like a room temperature Galereux

>Australians right now

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Literally me.
t. no.9 4 of off 38 balls

#3 should really become a trap

post ashes memes please

>specifically the of of micheal clarke looking dejected with a huge total underneath him

Oh no no no

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my brother did this to me when i was little.
he made me sniff the team box

pretty happy tbqh from where we were earlier

honestly reckon most of /cric/ would look well adjusted and normal, so a meetup wouldn't be cringe

the perpetually lost kiwi

rope yourself kid fucker

This. The brain power in that room would be phenomenal too. We'd come out with solutions to all of man's problems.

I don't care if we lose really, windies are gonna win this cup

reckon >we would make zachy look good
myself not included of course

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where do you think you are?

this oshane lad sure is a big unit

I genuinely think most of us are fairly indifferent about this.

this, banning seppos and yuros

I think even our pajeets would be able to behave themselves

fatty locks

Yeah but we need to decide a place equidistant from everyone

unironically in love at first sight lads, what do I say?

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>doubting based coulter-nile
laughing at you

too right lad

are you sure?

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my rate was very similar, most of my runs were from cheeky edges over the slips or meme hook shots desu

Bali

Malaysia

I remember having hair like that

my chadness would probably emasculate most if not all of cric
probably wouldnt go for that reason, you know, keep it calm and fun for all

Mistress Xui, please let me worship your perfect feet

who's the top left qt

syria, i reckon. half way between britain and australia

for me. its adam's sister

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Wides playing very well for australia today.

This. No one will remember the game in two months time anyway.

wait women post on /cric/?

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Done

>norf game
YUCK!

would have to be thailand

No one invited you kid

obsessed
I don’t need a bunch of Yea Forums freaks to make me look good

Elite matchwinning 270 on the cards lads

roosterman's literal angel of a sister

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Might move to Australia for the weather and all the Chinese pussy on the go lads.

hngggg my type

He meant halfway geographically not racially

ah yes photos of people who have never posted here

sorry mate

how the FUCK is she so perfect?

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Zachy, in your case, Suicide is not a cop out, is a rightful conclusion. Remember that

needs to brush teeth

reckon it would be pretty funny moving over to aus
the accents would crack me up

you're kicked out of the anglosphere, xang
t. the queen

>you dun wan babbie bouncers

how the FUCK did that land safe

absolutely LOVE a massive wallop for 2 lads

freshie. there is proof for all of these

BTFO

why is poolter-nile batting like there's 3 overs left

dont like this ground

stop projecting kiwi nonce you miserable fucker

says the increasingly nervous peewee for the tenth time

is my only hope of passing on my blonde hair blue eyes genes to my children by getting a russian bride?

says the fucking britbong

Based on available information, /cric/ users are consistently scrawny and beta looking compared to the rest of au/sp/

BASED AUSTRALIA IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
SEETHING WINDIES GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

why are all the scarfs another sport then you mong

Yeah, whatever, just please dont show up. It will be embarrassing for all

chinese girls aren't quite right mate

love this ground

mate you're gonna get destroyed when they go to bat

lol. this
based elitemons poster

got a quiche in the oven lads

they better not be playing the ashes here mind

Mistaken. Round 2 of pubes-combing lad

Suggesting Singapore as the meet up spot

kill yourself mong

this is au/sp/ territory, you're our guest here

What's wrong with them exactly?

vintage test match innings by smith here

lmao seething fatso is seething

Based Stove saving our arses again.

think they might just play a game at trent bridge lad, yeah

BASED smoth

GOAT

BASED SMUDGE

sounds expensive rather cambodia on syria

says the increasingly nervous peewee for the eleventh time

give off an artificial aura
very bizarre

afl and nrl teams. cricket threads were pretty much just au/sp/ for years unless we played england and a few english posters would join.

Gash Farty

fuck up josh

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>windies fielding

the memes about them are true

Zachy seems upset. Please stop bullying him. You know you can scar him for life, right?

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t. seething /afl/ freshie

Why are the crowds so scared of Smoth and Waughner?

Alright lads who do we drop to bring in the country's best limited over's player?

I reckon Warner. Or Stoinis

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dam I’ve looked cute last few days

Are they all materialistic insects?
Still wouldn't mind one for a shag or two.

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Post your stats lads
> age
> how many girls you've fucked

>Cheering a 51 (77)

Thats a yikes from me dawg

I never once wore a box because I hated how it felt. when I went into bat I would pretend to put it in and then quickly it back in my bag

welsh
2007

>24
>0
I'M SO FUCKING LONELY

I'm nearing 40, guaranteed I'd be cringing, internally, externally and eternally.

if I bowl tight will you die

maxshit or warner

>24
>1

I'm as mad a Geoff Boycott was when he beat the shit out of his French girlfriend half his age

prefer not to haha

haha

>32
>6

Asian pussy is the best in terms of taste and tightness, usually decent bodies too.

simple reply from a simple deemong mind

Is not gonna be fun when he kills himself. Its gonna be on our conscience forever

Shut up boomer.

>23 (24 in 3 days)
>6

>18
>0
yep

28
10

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wasted trips just like your wasted life deemong

>33
>More than 20 but less than 30

> 21
> 7

i really want a cute white daughter bros

BASED COULTER-NILE

30
7

you are pathetic . Obsessing over me while acting like youre in some little clique on Yea Forums

I do love Cambodia
Pub street in siem reap

23
3
Haven't shagged since I was 19.

Holy shit Coults has snuck his was to 28 off 24. I'm pretty sure he has kept his eyes closed the whole time too.

das it mane

30
14

>24
>3

Blackpilled now

I'll back zachy over mong peewees anyday

i would give fucking anything to be him

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>25
>0

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26
20

22
2

hey me too

28
More than 20 less than 30 can’t r

The ausie team is so gay, did you guys see kuwaja finger zampas bum in his first game?

Mum's said she wants me to have hapa kids.
Not happy.

Cringe (kys incel freaks)
Ok (redemption is possible)
Based

typical windian bowling

CAREFUL LADS ZACHY IS GETTING UPSET

I've never heard 'cactus' used as Australian slang

this ground makes me angry

Literally me as well wtf

shut the fuck up

I find it hilarious people who keep counting after 20

Pretty good effort. I know a guy who was at 40 by the time he was 23 though
(He got married to number 42)

Aw yes, just in time to watch some Smithie.

Anyone up for this?
lupinetravel.co.uk/Wigan-to-Pyongyang.pdf

whats that cunts problem with roast pork?

more of a tradie thing, you wouldn't have been invited

throw another shrimp on the barbie clarke-oh

pizza looked like shit

why? genuine question

windies secret weapon

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Smith literally cannot get out from pace or spin bowling to his own fault. The ONLY way it is possible to get him out is through a false shot on the 5th stump line. He has literally mastered the art of batting to the extent that it is unfair.

decent for food at sports event tbf

ash farty

I had a Malaysian girlfriend in high school, her dad looked exactly like the Asian Dad meme and acted the same too. First and last Asian pussy I got, but she was Australian Asian which is was different from full on cook chinks

boomer tier slang haven't heard it in general conversation in about 10-15 years

>Dazza

Top lad here.

windies are going to bottle it aren’t they? Feel like aus have always had a mental mog on them

WI are better off not getting him out at the rate he's scoring.

looks abit like ricky ponting

you now remember when people thought we were going to lose
LMAO

Not every root is memorable

i'm not even ugly and I have hundreds of tinder matches I just lack the social skills to ever get in a situation where sex is a possibility. and if I did I would have no idea what to do

>33
>over a hundred. Lost count.

Please stop doing this. Dont engage with the bullies. If you reply, they win

dumb phoneposter

but if he connects
it stays connected

yeah i can see it lol

Just fake confidence

>I don't know what an anchor is
Look at this fucking blow in

20 (9)

I was 6 at 25... It's just I really like number 5.

Based Aussies always come through

wides bringing in the goods again

>56 (85)

no idea what the wides no ball rules are in this world cup

yeah still holding out for this, can see them poolapsing

Imagine having choochi nile destroy you with the bat

You don't need any social skills if you're handsome, I think you're a fraud.

>coulter-nile is batting us back into this game
kek can you believe this shit lads? fuck

old man's nachos btfo kek

nature.com/articles/207606a0
Rodented.com

Susie Dent > Rachel Riley
West Indies have this btw

>62m six
LMAO

rip that man's lunch

Nice coulter-attack by Australia after losing so many wickets early

I can't. I'm a completely transparent emotionally. normals can read my depression and sadness a mile away even when I try to mask it

Closer to Scott Morrison 2bh

indian lad in the crowd dropped his drinks and nachos

Imagine nutting on Rachel's face and getting Suzy to clean her up.

>his lunch got knocked over by the ball
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING BASED

NOT THE FUCKING CHIPS

>Ranjit got his lunch spilt kek

If England win the wordl cup does it count as "coming home"?

thats his day ruined

just be yourself

that's where the faking it bit helps

cricket is actually good and no one cares about wogball so yes

no ball: bowler's foot has to be behind the line when bowled, gives the batsman a free hit
wide: ball has to be left of the leg stump, right of a mark on the crease and below the batsman's head when it reaches him
thank you for watching our world cup

Why does this have so many replies} non Virginie out now

I cant even remember 20 family members m8

>aussie knocks a minority's lunch out of his hands
I hate racism lads

>Russell with the exploding knees

>three pee wees all 33
Excuse me what the fuck?

You can instantly tell when somebodies taking it and their personality is a page from how to win friends and influence people

still have no idea

HOBBIT

]tfw children you used to play with in your childhood now have children of their own

fuck me missed the kid with chips getting knocked over

A. Nurse = A. Nus

>normals can read my depression and sadness
ride that wave into anhedonia and develop a blunted affect. And you'll realise it wasn't the issue.

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that already happened

but what is the issue?

what don't you understand

in the balls then the chips

Australia are winning lmao

I'm not into degrading women by sexual means, sorry m8

really grim
won’t see me here at that age even 25 is pushing it

>what is the issue
you're larping online, try and do the opposite of that irl

why do they sometimes not get a free hit/ take the ball again

I am on a swing ama

Lads where can I listen to this on the wireless thinking of catching some shut eye

Not if they're doing it well. Anyway, if you're down and having trouble with basic shit like talking to girls, faking it a bit and getting somewhere leads to a genuine confidence boost when it works

only a free hit off noballs. if its a wide they just have to bowl the ball again

I missed the chips debacle, anyone got a clip?

bender

Deep under the blue sky
I was looking up so high
Wondering why
Am I so shy

MUH AUSSIE SPIRIT
MUH NEVER SAY DIE
MUH BATTLERS

AUSGODS
U
S
G
O
D
S

shithole ground this

officially putting myself on cassie watch. >we've got this in the bag

based environmentalist commentators

BBC sport

oi I'm the one spoonfeeding the cazzie, lay off

god damn it feels good being the fucking GOAT cricket nation

abc grandstand radio
>i assume

unironically read Camus, I was depressed and a sad kunt but then I realised absurd and pointless everything was and it became liberating. I'm much happier now

Oh no however will I sleep at night. You self doxxed yourself you dumb cunt so maybe reddit is more your speed.

degenerate

ah ok i get it
i think its the visuals which are abit confusing it doesnt really say when they have re bowled it

300 unironically on the cards

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How does anyone unironically dox themselves on Yea Forums lmfao

cazzies exposed

Sitting on a swing
I was waiting for the phone to ring
A message from the king
Who wanted to see my ling

fuck plastic bags

I feel people who say they are really bad at talking to girls must also be bad at talking to guys, it's not that different.

my extreme-right political opinions prevent me from listening to any public broadcaster, regardless of topic

ummm, excuse me cazzie, but everyone knows that /cric/ will ALWAYS spoonfeed freshies to get them to watch our sport, so long as theyre not american.

if its a wide they'll always rebowl the ball but won't really make anything of it. they'll only mention the freehit after a noball.

kiwi nonce is seething lads

someone make smithy cry again

uniroincally

STOP BULLYNG ZACHY

HES NOT A BRIGHT FELLA

YOU COULD HAVE A RELATIVE WITH HIS CONDITION

Ayyyyyyyyeeeee

Does Smith have any weaknesses unironically?

lol, okay wingcuck

fuck having to pay for every plastic bag

I doxxed myself on /cric/ back in 16 but everyone forgot about me

You seem upset and seething. Not good for you tbqh

yes but you moved in on MY cazzie, I got there first

Camus' philosophy and writings are absurd and pointless

not having aspergers

Patrician taste.
Dent is adorable

if you can fake it successfully you wont have problems in the first place
i don't hit it off with guys in the first conversation either but with chicks you kind of need to seal the deal real early

Bumrah will piss on him

just crashed my car into a bridge lads

Coulter got the west island back in game, must admit

More like Wide Indies haha

He wouldn't disagree with you there, what point are you trying to make?

Riley has lost the plot on Twitter.

dire just dire

>20 wides

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>not responding as well so it looks like lots of people are trying to help him out
the point is you need him to think a lot of us want him to watch

WALLOP

200 iq post

WALLOP

Fuck off icona pop

>300 without 4 without 4 batsman

literally who can stop us

Ya had to download gay ABC listen app but got there eventually

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based windies hopes and dreams
great idea

Fuck up pajeet

reckon Charli XCX would be a great root

Do I watch crigget or Nadal/ Federer?

>he doubted Coulter-GOD

I only have trouble talking to handsome men

pissing it down

the aussies are back
seething kiwis on cringe watch

>watching faggot paddle

> Australia will score 300 runs

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cant wait to see you get mogged

>binneddies now the long odds
ohnononono
could bet on them right now and I'd already make a profit

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>WINDIE FIELDING

POMS AND KIWIS ON POOICIDE WATCH

wouldnt even think about it unless its in hd

>DROPPED
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

What a cheeky cunt

tune

just looked, bloody hell it's grim m8
Susie confirmed /ourgirl/

lmao faggotto thinks he has a chance lmao

Both
>not being a kayochad

yeah we all are

what time is that?

How good is it being Australian

di windies wil chase tis down in twenti overs

Federer/Nadal will be much more interesting than watching kekistan vs sri wanka

I, for once, im appreciating good cricket lad

Oh Nadal/ Federer is tomorrow, my bad.

what is this supposed to mean

nadals going to win isn’t he

10:50 NZ time tomorrow so like 8:50 aus

Steve Smith is unironically the GOAT

Will Steve Smith score a century?

Love a cheeky lower order rescue

You don't see this in T20

Djokobot is playing now

>australia will sore 260
>wide indies will add 40 themselves

reminder that "cazzie" is the Americanised version of the term, and to never use it. "Cassie" is correct in the Anglicised sphere.

pm?

What the fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

looking forward to this weekend of sport

not a world I want to live in

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Mommy

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING GOAT

EVERY STREAM IS LAGGING LIKE SHIT FUCK YOU SUB CONTINENT FOR HAVING SO MANY PEOPLE

GOATRELL

CATCH OF THE CUP

Cheers Cassie bro

love that from the black lad

William Steve Smith is dead mate

legacy.com/obituaries/greenvilleonline/obituary.aspx?n=steve-smith&pid=140586567

insane catch holy fuck

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don’t know why people don’t bowl more Yorkers to Smith

yep

wow

CATCH BUT

JUST

Can't believe I just got called into work. Oh well, what can you do.

*salutes you back to the pavillion*

BASEDrell

h-he's fast

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"RARE NATURAL ABILITY"
LEL

>still booing smith after an elite innings
Can't wait to 5-0 these fucks

wow absolute stunner

William Steve Smith earned his PhD with distinction at CUA. He holds a master’s degree in political philosophy from CUA and a bachelor’s in history from Georgetown University. His dissertation explored war and peace in democratic societies by applying critiques of Romanticism offered by Irving Babbitt, the esteemed Harvard scholar. Mr. Smith’s thesis links Babbitt’s concept of democratic imperialism to certain theorists of democracy, particularly Jean-Jacques Rousseau, and makes historical and contemporary applications.

Dr. Smith also has 25 years of experience in government and in corporate roles. His career has included senior staff positions for the Republican House leadership on Capitol Hill, the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy, and in the Governor’s office in Massachusetts. He then spent ten years at Pfizer Inc as Vice President of Public Affairs and Policy where he was responsible for Pfizer’s corporate strategies for the U.S. policy environment. He later served as a consultant to major pharmaceutical, biotechnology and medical device companies.

webm plz

bit late for that lol haha

Catch of the tournament lads

why isnt sunil narine playing

Shag my arse what a catch

>smith gone
>cummins in
baka windies just traded a lion for a bear

>Can't wait to 5-0 these fucks
I hope you beat pakistan too

not even the slightest bit upset, that was great

wow, that's weird, my gf has that tattooed on her mons pubis

very poor after a performance like that

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Don't do the cheat if you can't take the heat

seethe harder faggot

Has windies thought about not bowling so many wides?

>Michael "bwilant" Clarke

They shoudl have the world cup during rummadan to fuck with the m*slims.

predicting a cummins double cenny

patty cummins

9now.com.au/live/gem ??????

Does Michael Clarke realise he has a microphone and doesn't need to shout? #CWC19

they have dumb cunt

>Cummins
>Comes in
poetry

the catch that saved cricket

Isn't the term "windies" a bit racist?

BLACKED

based

how has straffo been so BASED recently

i wish i was as cool as gayle

Deep down, no Aussie gives a flying fuck about what one or a million english people think

Since when did they actually show the game online not tell you to fuck off and watch it on tv
huh

nah it's just shortening a name, like abo

just be black

Kek based

STraffo is the voice of the people.

The missus keeps biting her lip when Gayle is on screen lads. What do?

you clearly do as you are visibly upset

based meme six

...

>ywn be carefree black man

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>mfw Best Indies fall 2 runs short

>NCN fucks black men

Lads who is this Extras fella? Haven't heard of him before and he's managed to be the fourth top scorer

>Conflating race with nationality

link?