/cric/ket World Cup

oh nononono

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anti aussie gang reporting

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In to bad next lads, any advice?

windies_fan_online

thread theme
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Took windies at 3.0 to win, now 1.66
Feels good lads

oh nononononono

no pie for lunch for you m8

feeling utterly downtrodden and poomiliated

Hot take: Khawaja did nothing wrong. That was a very lucky shot complemented by very good fielding

>they actually think we're going to lose

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just a game m8 chin up

lads

HAHAHAHAHAHA

MY SIDES

instagram.com/p/BpIDnHuFekX/
brehs

Maybe put some deodorant on you stinky wog

delhi_rastaman

loving this

MAXSHIT

MEMESWELL

yoinks

OH NO NO NOOO

lads backyard barty just started let's watch her

Michael Bevan will save >us

OMFG I am dying lol

fucking kek

CURRY GODDESS

FFFUUUCCCKKK

This is pathetic

>australia
KEK

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA GLENN MAXWELL IS SUCH A MENTAL MIDGET

POZSTRALIA SANDED TO DUST

OH NONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

GET FUCKED POZZTRALIAN FUCKS

NOT SO GOOD WHEN WE TAKE AWAY YOUR SANDPAPER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

rajinav, tell me the average score batting first here

a-at least I won my maxwell bet right f-fellas

GOING TO BED MATE

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might apply for kiwi citizenship lads

I don't even like cricket tbqh

ABSOLUTELY SHOOK

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHWAH

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

>LEL

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>muh Maxwell
Australia psychologically eroding faster than pine under sandpaper

Are Australia the new chokers?

fuck work tmrw I gotta watch this

LMAO MAO MAO

LMAO CUCCKY RUCKIES

LAMO MAO MAO

LMAO KEKYRUCKIES

>the big show is a no show

Is there some sort of meme we could use to compare these teams? Something like
>West Indies: strong, masculine, sexually active, confident
>Australia: weak, feminine, virginal, insecure

who cares about this shit when its the middle of AFL season lmao

Congratulations to user for winning money on maxwell failing miserably

sorry ladies. boss called, let me know the score tomorrow

are the windies back lads?

its not moving and is not too good fast bowling
this is what Australia does
this is our thing
are they fucking disabled?

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lmao this, no one cares about cricket at this time of year

>joining the caliphate

1- Fuck off

2- We're full

post the blacked scene of aussie girl angela white

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are the windies back?

>maxlel
Someone post that webm you know the one.

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wogGOD will save us

truly the best timeline. Fuck these cheating fagmen. Would be going for >us if >we didn't parachute these subhumans in

>don't even care
like clockwork.

stoinis is a batter man?

Fuck this, ill turn over to cheer on our Aussie ash Barty at the French open

>His country doesn't lose with dignity against the best team in the world (India)
>His """country""" loses to a bunch of second-world islanders strung out on weed and sunstroke
shameful desu australia

Always makes me laugh when I see big Chris Gayle in the field

alright boys, need me to do a rain dance for you?

BALL

yeah never liked cricket anyway tbqh poofs sport

going to bet on the windies winning it all. if they can defeat big strong australia like this then surely they are the creme de la creme

Well at least Stoinis is looking confident
Kek

What part of the West Indies are you from lads?

>finally work your way back into the ODI squad after years
>get out for 0(2) in the world cup
KEK

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Sydney

Decent all rounder

I've actually never watched a second of cricket

Brixton

a full-strength Australia

he should take the t out of his name hahaha

Stoinis should have picked wogball. Imagine how good the socceroos would be

4/38.

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Time to hedge m8

kek

little bristol

>rest of the lineup
fark

Any webmlad here? Need that salute

Guyana checking in

>pom talking about losing to caribbeans
ask me how I know you're a blow in

>he cares about cricket
Lol! Poof alert!

hello friends and australians

and replace the s with a p

Colombia

Ting ting ting
West

Lads.... I don’t like cricket

Perth

>this thread is forgetting Steven Smith is at the crease RIGHT NOW

Will Smith save the day?

he's looked like this for 6+ months. absolute shocker

Tripadvisor and Trivago

thoughts on afl lads?

How long until they make smith captain again?

Our boy smithy will bring us home lads

>lost to Windies
>doesn't know because he's a cazzie
LMAO

back from the pub lads absolutely pissed

oh, there's a "world cup" on? how quaint

Fine line between pleasure and pain.

go on...

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Based sundries carrying this team

guy in charge of stream cuts to Warner walking off while the commentators laugh at him in the back of the box

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>calling india the best team
>English

50% of UK flags here have brown hands behind them

>inb4 caught and bowled

Welcome back boro

>predictor said we were going to score 349
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you fucking idiots, score predictor says we'll make 276. still defendable

He was the premier gangsta rapper

extras are the top scorer in over 9

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NZ v WI final lads book it

Who could ever forget that muscular four (4) off twelve (12)?

>australia can't refute that they're doing shit at the world cup, so he has to argue about completely unrelated matches in other past tournaments
>this level of absolute COPE

Rightiously vigilant. Taking our example.

our chad fastbowling unit will steam roll these pathetic windies """""""""""batsmen""""""""""""

>check score
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I LOVE IT

my primate friend

Will Smith tamper with the ball?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Defendable, unlike the australian cricket team's ball tampering

Wouldn't speak too soon, big rig. If there's one thing Australia is good at it's knocking English cucks out of their own tournaments.

Make Smith Leather Co. is a Leather goods store in Santa Barbara, California

>forgetting Bradman reincarnated is at this crease
ABA's BTFO

don't post here as often as I used to...but I had to run considering the current STATUS of events...

jahahahahhaahhaHahahhahahahaakkekekekekekekekkekekkeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

youtu.be/UlVp6b2Qdks

regards,
blabla
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WAHEY

do they just base every prediction on 340 and adjust from there? pretty much every match has started with that poodiction
what's even the point of bringing that up 5 overs in, of course it's way off

>rn
not run
x

i'm giving it, so i expect it in return once >we embarrass ourselves on a global scale again.

BASED WOGGOD

You lost to a team that was all out for 100 again the west indies

For me, its Rubber Bullets

Neck yourself you cockmongling turd

>NZ in finals.
thanks for the kek.

is finch the most brainlet captain in history?

>responding to a post talking about the indian tour
kys freshcunt

youtu.be/ZBfSu4nGDfk

Didn’t England lose their 1st game against Nepal or some crap country like that?

It is entirely useless at all times

this is making a comeback lads. we've gone full circle

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RIP Australia

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They haven't lost to Australia yet

Pakistan

Aussie Aussie Aussie
Out Out Out

that guy who had his lads hide sandpaper in their undies was a bit of an autist

This screams 200+ partnership

Id watch my mouth if i were you mate. I could demolish you 1 on 1

is it even possible for the west indies to lose from here?

Is that..Is that Mrs.Russell?!?!?

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WALLOP

what

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never underestimate australia
two world wars and five world cups

Stoinis will get another muscular 146* like against the Peelanders, cap this

5.. 4... 3...

Hahaha the team who can’t play in their own country? Boy oh boy, wowee

fuck yeah

THWACK

BASED FUCKING SMITH LADS

based wog

do NOT remember this

based blocked memory

>People suddenly forget how inconsistent the Windies are

They'll get bowled out by >Starc of all people

got these ausGAYlians on a string lads

BASED

Madoka WILL save /cric/

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smith putting on a batting CLINIC here lads.

they'll crack 100 at this rate

FUCK OFF NONCE

extras still top score

Antigua m8

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based windies keeping us in the game by bowling tons of extras

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hey boys im new here
why don't they just hit every ball for six?

curry ump calling out the windies for thinking its a test match lads
could be witnessing history if smith and stoinis survive
stay tuned

says the increasingly nervous peewee for the eighth time

Who has the bigger bbc? Cottrell or russell?

kek based. going to save this

need to give the windies a chance

They've only got one ball and don't want to lose it.

Will Smith score a century?

Never underestimate darkies

because if you hit three sixes in a row the devil gets summoned and everyone dies

kek

Coward.
Lol.

>England and Wales in charge of drawing a circle

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He’s a genie-us player

Hehehahahehehlol

> LE WILL SMITH SCORE LE CENTURY
> HEHEH XD LE WILL SMITH IS LE ACTOR XD HAHAHAHA LMAO

FUCK OFF

FUCK AUSTRALIA. FUCK SMITH. DIRTY CHEATING BASTARDS. WHAT SAY SOMETHING PUSSYOL

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how old are you m8?
thinking 50-55

oh

>reddit filename

hitting that boring settle the ship phase lads. might go to bed.

Can't wait for Extras' half century, lads.

Will Smith? He’s an actor mate.

Blessed pajeet post.

if you hit 6 thrice in a row you go to jail

oh dear, this is even worse than that juggalo casket for the toddler that shot itself playing with a gun

feel bad for Smith being a beta, Warner can die though.

That would explain the Asian fetish

145

reminder that XDXD posting is a sure sign of a mental midget

steve smith here ama

Southampton is almost a circle

Can anyone tell me the score please? I am in Jamaica having fun.

who /stillbackingtheboys/ here?

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i miss matt lads

Will?

whats going on mate

no steve, thanks for the question

All of the best cricket grounds are rectangular. Eden park is slightly better than Lords imo

Trying to make that money back you nicked from your poor old mum?

for all the sissycuck p*m cuckstomers

Thoughts?

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN THE WORLD CUP WHAT THE FUCK

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do you dream about killing Warner nightly for ruining your reputation, stealing a year of your career and your mental stability?

The oval>lords

just trying to anchor the innings after a few early wickets, thanks for the question

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she'll hit me if I don't get it back in time

kino

hahahaha no

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you mad

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This partnership is looking very settled and are obviously in for the long haul

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mental what how the round cricket ball is like a metaphor for the globe of the world

bit of outswing which we didn't expect and we played the shortball poorly, thanks for the question

based steven smith

im supporting ukip

woah..... never thought of it that way

Will Sneed sell the store?

BASED FUCKING WOGGOD

yes warner made a poor choice but ultimately i approved it, also got a nice holiday haha, made a bit of a knob of myself though, thanks for the question

stoinis is hitting them nice brehs
hope he doesnt get too relaxed

i would

I didn't know rape tweet man watches cricket

honestly any man would prostrate before holder

could do with a wicket soon lads

probably 16 inches long at least

>score predictor 284

based and inevitably accurate

Based windies aunties

COMEBACK IS ON NOW LADS

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Australia now favourites to win

>new BBC drama about the life of Edward IV announced

i almost posted the exact same thing desu

imagine actually thinking we werent going to win this comfortably LMAO

How the fuck is Australia losing to fucking west indies? They fucking lost 3 matches against Bangladesh before the world cup

he looks fairly big on tv but I reckon in person I would be in absolute awe

>jacked
>rich
>GIGANTIC elephant tier penis
>cricket legend

name a greater human alive today

Score predictor: Zachy will never

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top of his willy probably out lol

god i wish that were me

they aren't

Lads backyard barty up one set

that guy's really into it haha

Such a beautiful and chill culture

Raining in London

>that white wimmin with the windies fans
lol

That was a GOAT loli. Hope to see her on BLACKED.COM soon

Want to see the trivago girl BLACKED by the entire West Indies team tttt

Our wog, who art in the middle order,
Stoinis be thy Name,
thy sixes come,
thy wickets be done,
At Lords as it is in the MCG.

Give us this day our daily big unit.
And forgive us our extras,
as we forgive those
who deal in singles.

And lead us not into wins,
but deliver us from losses.

For ‘Straya is the kingdom,
and the power, and the long levers,
for over and over. Amen.

They are winning. They are 71 runs ahead

fucking voodoo magick mun

windies timed their run up to the world cup
they'd destroy bangladesh on current form

>kiwis

yikes

based

Haha blacked xD

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Mirin' the cock on second from the left desu

not a fan of this blasphemy tbqh

Muuuuuuum the kiwis are talking about black man willies again

Why doesn’t smith wear the Phil Hughes protector on his helmet

bit gay

ikr lol
thanks for the feedback

why is Ash Barty so beautiful

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>72/4

whats happening

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smith and the wogGOD putting on a clinic.

real looker

based scomo

Drinks atm thanks

would you like to have a gash party with ash barty?

is this from the game? My wife kicked me out of the living room to watch it with the girls so I'm just reading highlights at the gaming bar and they won't turn off the League of Legends finals

Yeah right

My girl best girl Aussie girl backyard barty Queenslander

LOVE this channel 9 panel giving us commentary on what happened rather than just letting us hear the actual commentators.

Nothing gay about sucking black cock. Homosexuality is dick sucking + power structures, so only white people can be gay

slampig sighted

starting to think windies could use a wicket here

is it me or are there a lot of girls in attendance? not even shitposting now. what the fuck

Think I'm gonna watch the front bar tbqh lads

Reminder Australia has the second best batdeep in the tournament

cringe. we're winning again

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the windies are in town obviously there will be female admirers

Thinking about breakfast

who's first?

Bit concerned about the run rate. 5 an over isn't good enough.

it's a meme thrown around a lot, but that's some genuine AFS, classic country girl

brehs...

>Windies playing.
>Lots of girls.
Really gets the noggin' joggin'.

how do we know its not to see australia?

would you?
You know which one im talking about

is that the one they always jump to after the afl? looks unwatchable

poms

I would rape every single one of those. Such is the depth of my passion

What did he mean by this?

cant wait for the BWC australian team to win and show these girls what a real alphas look like

No. I prefer adults.

australia are an ugly team inside and out

Are Indians less than blacks in this power structure?

BASED

gay

poongladesh is shit and their fans are try hard internet tough guys

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Kek

paedo

good
just checking for pedos

looks like me last plenty of fish date 2bh

Me in the middle

BASED FUCKING STEVE SMITH

SMALL COG WOG

>soinis

Whatever suits your purpose
Also
GET FUCKED
OUT OUT OUT

Oh my

grim stuff for poor ol baz

na it's before the round it's a bit like before the game if you remember it's heavily aimed at boomers but not too bad

Also rip woggod

Actually lol'd out loud in irl at that dismissal

>That time McCullum begged India to support them

B&R

FUCK SAKE
WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A SUBHUMAN WOG IN OUR TEAM
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SOINIS

Unironically want those Black Caps pj’s lads

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BLACKED > WOGGED

Pahhahahaha

poonis

BUH MUH COMEBACK

BUH MUH SAFE OVERS

WOGS R FLOGS UH OH SPAGETTIOHS

Will Carey save Australia?

why the FUCK are they playing shots like this when we have 40 (FORTY) fucking overs left to bat FOR FUCK SAKE

yeah it has mick malloy on it and that other useless flog that does BBL occasionally? very boomeresque

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what a madman

Will Carey? never heard of him

If Australia are finding it this hard to bat, imagine how much worse it will be for W.I.

>Carey

Handscomb/Smith would've been a GOAT inning saving partnership here.

ask maxwell lmao at least stoinis lasted more than a couple of minutes

William Carey, of Aldenham, in Hertfordshire (c.1500 – 22 June 1528) was a courtier and favourite of King Henry VIII of England. He served the king as a Gentleman of the Privy chamber, and Esquire of the Body to the King.

William Carey is fucking shithouse and should never have been selected mate

Just nipping to Sainsbury’s fellas if you need anything

Wtf who is this guy where is Adam Gilchrist

gotta say lads

carey is NOT easy on the eyes

>doing it again

OIIIIRRRRRR DIMITRIOS ITSA SO SADDDDD MOITE!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=ohXI3po8hK0

>79/5

Yep, I'm thinking this is BLACKED

cornetto

I’ve never heard of this boy

don't

boy i sure am glad shaun marsh isnt in the team when he scored a bunch of hundreds in england not that long ago
thank FUCK they rushed warner back into the side

probably in his Perth home with his family

informative

>Gentleman of the Privy chamber
god i wish that were me

Yeah but trent Bridge is traditionally a low scoring ground, it's not like 150/1 is a par score after 20 overs

BASED BIG STRONG BEST AUSTRALIAN

Reckon this is out

Adam Gilchrist died eight years ago, lad.

they should give him lbw just for the keks

It's big Shane they should recall

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warner is a proven winner and cheat, two attributes any team would like to have

Williamson tier review

>you

too high

shane watson would unironically be one of the best players in this current team

yeah i did think about that post again as well

High

stoner scum

>impact above knee

Oh frens I am LAFFIN

where the FUCK are the big strong queenslanders?

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Holy shit...I thought Australia were supposed to win this WC

shane watson was always a quality limited overs player

thats a very sad bunda

i see no indication that we wont

>POOstralia
what went wrong

Shane Watson wasn't even that bad he was just a 35/35 allrounder who everybody thought should also be our top batsman. Still it was pretty funny when everybody was sick of him and thought that mitch marsh should play instead.

Clever ploy by Carey to burn Windies' review. That might pay dividends later in the innings.

This but unironically.

>LE FUG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXD

If doublizinhos, Smith is ran out in 5 overs

this but unironically

Does stoinis have a big poinis

Not gonna lie, something unsettling about this face. Imagine it appearing at a window in the night

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OOO some bangladeshi threatened a washed up retarded kiwi. Bangladesh bad bad bad

the big 10/1

am cnot being even remotely ironic. marsh would hafve been better pick than warner and maxwell

>Bangladesh bad
this but unironically

There hasn't been much swing in this tournament
will the aussies have a plan to get swing from the ball?

William Smith a ton?

rural serial killer face

What are their usual methods?

>19th over
>5 wickets down

Williams Australia

That smile... That damn smile.

Wish i could get Steve to sign my Runescape 99 smiting cape

extras are unironically keeping us in this game lmao

all part of the redemption script

I'd probably settle for 300 from here and back the bowlers in.

Reckon I could take on a dozen malnourished Bangladeshis in a fight

ah yes khawaja's recent hundreds have served us well

WOIDES

swinging from the rafters more like

inb4 West Indies humiliate our fast bowlers

i like to think steve smith is excited for classic wow

he's not smiling is he?
the longer I look at it the angrier he gets

Use skill.

Is will Smith an actor?

so true

Why did they label on and leg side?

can any aussies tell me what happened to the marsh brothers? I think they would really help this batting lineup

tried taking some creepshots at kmart but they all turned out blurry

just blast them over with a faint nudge of the shoulder

Hey Carey mate how about a run

PLEASE can someone tell me if this is ironic or not

what will he be playing?

I think the Windies should get Smith out

Smith is proof that fetal alcohol syndrome is no hindrance to playing cricket
Let the pregnant missus have that chardy

he's an osrs man cazzie

Sebbo BTFO

All my posts have several layers of irony

0 (14)
big brain here

I hate when that happens.

>0 (14)

>0-12

mitchell marsh is and always has been shit
shaun marsh has been on the decline for a few years and just barely didnt make the starting xi because they picked khawaja instead

Redpill me on Austrian cricket

osrs is the cricket of video games

Why are windies niggies so cool and african niggies so pitiful? Serious question

haha yeah good one mate

on and leg are the same side mate

elma is cute

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classic wow is better than osrs
remember bullying all the kids at school who played runescape instead of wow haha

She needs to go on a website which I am no longer supposed to mention here

3>1>2, then 2 again, 1, and finish off with 3 for dessert

>When a FAS autistic is the second best batsman in the world.

weed

Last three digits in reverse order is cricket Australia’s final score today lads

we dont tolerate that sort of racism in post tarrant new zealand m8

tauren shaman if horde
dwarf rogue if alliance

carey batting his way into the test team here

post em

windies are chill and play cricket

Brother Fela pretty cool
youtube.com/watch?v=snIV_-IECsM

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very large score here which i find suspect

I was praising 50% of niggies. I think my post was very positive overrall fellow citizen

Strong, muscular 2(18) from Carey.

BLACKED is a part of the black man's culture bigot
whitie always trying to keep us down

based and elite smith double ton on the cards lads

obviously a Commander Keen/Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure/Halloween Harry man

there are at least 4 teams, one of which is entirely indian. Hoping for some international players from when aussies have a doctor who cant spell the country name on the birth certificate

unironically is. need to bat this out and support smith.

just make sure that S doesn't turn into an R or we'll have issues

>most people still assume the shooter was a New Zealander

BASED Aus

Carey scored a run lads

pfft haha hey lads will smith score a century haha

>african niggies
African American

attempting to fix an ingrown toenail with a pocketknife and tweezers lads

hahah NO strike rate low than 100=SHIT match situation not even real hahaha

When Austrian cricket rises do we call them Aussies as well?

just a bit of banter wahey

niggies>niggy>nigglets>>>>nigga>>>>>>>nigger

Use a spoon dingus

hitlerfritzls

>Didn't have money or internet connection stable enough to play wow and played RuneScape,aqworlds etc instead

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not cool to say his name bro

Fritzls

Austists

Yes white man getting BLACKED by the big strong black bulls, finna based

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Expect he's currently promoting his new film mate haha, don't think he has time to 'score a century' LOL

Leaving for Chennai tonight from Bombay. Long train journey ahead lads. Will miss tomorrow's game.

Very rude. Everytime you say his name he wins a little bit more power

Is it like saying Voldemort?

Brendan Tennant?

>rr 3.94
What is their endgame?

walters refusing to say/ mention new south wales reminds me of jacinda arden's efforts. find both equally cringe

imagine being a poo lmao

When did New Zealand become elite?

I unironically support this

>harry potter reference
please reevaluate your life

my perpetually seething friend

Losing

not faced a good team yet, got run ragged by poongladesh yesterday, not exactly elite

if the team was full of victorians australia would already be 400+

na it's just some random kiwi, t*rr*nt's in jail

He could be referencing Fantastic Beasts (tm) m8

Alex Carry

This fucking run rate lmao it would be more helpful to just get out

*edges it to the boundary*

They could still make the semis, and I expect England will not

Reckon you lads need a team full of Tasmanians.

lmao go back to your books about witches

Will Carey score a century?

CAKE BY THE OCEAN

for me it's eschewing multiplayer games entirely except for N64 split-screen multiplayer and a period in 98 playing Duke3D

if alex carey worked in a haunted house he'd be alex scary

William Carey was a British Christian missionary, Particular Baptist minister, translator, social reformer and cultural anthropologist who founded the Serampore College and the Serampore University, the first degree-awarding university in India m8

No, we call them faggots.

mfw 100 (282)

is that the best you've got?

Yep, the West Cringedies have lost it

Cook BTFO

I've been told that if you say "Brend*n T*rr*nt" three times in front of a mirror (replacing the * with an a) he appears in front of you and shots all invaders in front of you

Too afraid to try out lads

>no matter how much money you gave the hookers they never did anything

thoughts?

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Big fan of Cottrell's action

If Alex Carey was with a nigger in a dark alley he would be Alex Wary

>checks score after realizing who was playing tonight

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if Alex Carey deserved selection he wouldn't be Alex Carey

jej

carey is good when he's not nervous

/cric/ is a racism-free zone

.. score a hundred?

hit like if you're a smart enough nigga to get it

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HEYYYYYYYYY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If Alex Carey were fitter he would be Drew Carey

Wtf is wrong with HP m8

wew he's SMOKING them now

Not liking this over lads, not liking it at all

lol now some poor gcsb fag has to monitor this thread for the next few hours

yikes

New Fred?

we are just race-realistic pal

Based

Based Bailey and Wade would gave been on 120 each by now.

Where are my Naraines and Bishoos

I have 2246 total level on osrs

we're taking this badboy to 1000 freshcunt

is Alex Carry related to Wayne Kerry?

Its a children's book. Either you are underage or a moron

>/cric/ is a racism-free zone

>osrs

pretty grim la

it's just not the same

not his best, not his worst

>people actually doubted Carey
KEK

Absolute Haram

west Indies need a weed break they're fading

Cazzies SHOOK

KEK SLIPPED

Best money making tip lad?

me? i'm making 300k an hour smithing rune plate legs afk without needing membership

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>dot44114
yep I'm thinking we're back

>w*mens world cup

Reminder we actually meme's him into playing cricket

you worthless fucking retarded nigger

BASED REDEMPTION SCRIPT

OH MY

it's Wayne Carey idiot

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP LA

Big fan of this new Aussie tactic of scoring runs

Only boomers remember

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based god smiting the cunts legs out from under him

YOU FUCKING RETARDED SLIPPY NIGGY

or a girl

get him 'bo

Whoa there hothead!

you shit in a gutter

west india wouldnt fuck it up from here surely

Calm down Solmoa Fatu

retarded delayed streamcunt

Trying to get off work lads but boss keeping me in. Will let you know around over 40

>Slippy C

>trying to beat world domination mode in v2

you're thinking of alec carey

Holly or Ellyse lads?

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I love the current status of my pubes lads

If Jason Holder was a gambling card game featuring a 52 card deck he would be Texas Holder(m)

You mean Jim Carrey?

idk you could do zulrah or something. I pretty much make all my money passively

And do you know what I take to read when I go for shit? A proper book written for adults rather than a fucking child's story

West Nigdies getting dabbed on by BASED Smoth

want to watch Pet Detective now.

Like how did you get the money for 99 construction, prayer and smithing

play classic when it comes out this august mate

yeah cuz you need the paper to wipe lmao

Fucking Kiwiposters

1000 posts on the postcards

If Jason Holder was a man who liked handling cocks, he'd be Johnson Holder.

Smithing just do addy dart tips or bolts and you make a good 20m afk

I've never read a book, I've only read the holy tome of our lord known as the Bible, all the information I need in there

...

btfo

THREAD THEME:

youtube.com/watch?v=XgfoT8R9N88

I use a phone because I'm not in a 3rd world country m8

we're getting this bad boy to 1000 cazzie

didn't ask

>He buys his materials.
What are you, gay?

got the money for prayer by afking anglerfish for like 3 months. the rest idk i just sort of had from slayer and stuff

>kiwi wit
At least when we do our rapes we rape female humans, not sheep of any gender as does the New Zealand man

kek

You smell like poo lol!!

Yeah probably will

imagine being a nigger curry faggot lmao

POO
O
O

>mmo
>good
I thought everyone was over this boring grind genre.

I'm in Patna AMA

This looks like flash cricket but inst