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10th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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Based

So which Cub was fucking Juliana Zobrist?

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Jasy desu

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>tfw twins tlose

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>tfw when you're not a real twins fan anyway

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All of them

Kimbrel and keuchel will both bust hard

19th for the Arizona Diamonbags

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IT WAS 5-1 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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Why didn't my Sox sign Kimbrel? Braiser has been shit.

first time watching SNY what should I expect

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Wake me up
Oh wake me up
Cause October
Is far away
I want to go
Oh i want to go
To Fenway Park
Watch the ball game
Eating hot dogs
And drinking soda
Families laughing, and having fun
It's Americas
Past time
And im glad
I fell in love
With this gaaaaaaaaaame

*country music tune*

Fuck off retard

Giants @ Mets
lots of bants from Keith and Ron. Gary being a straight shooter. Towards the end of the game, Keith will get bored and just start talking about random shit, like his favorite Clint Eastwood movies

my balls smell pretty good today, who wants a whiff?

Does that give you an advantage when pitching? I mean, does it give a better grip when throwing the ball?

Made early because I won't be here for first pitch

Rockies @ Cubs

back in my day we used to rub the balls on our taints for a nice grip mmmmmmmmmm quite a scent, specially with the barbecue on a hot summer's day

is this what the average nats fans look like?

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They seem like a nice, well-adjusted couple. I wish i had a partner to lean on when my team tanks.

Pretty nice house. They must be musicians

cubs fan here

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>DC
checks out

>gnats
ohohoho

>Barves

>0-10 risp
>bases loaded in 9th
>1 run

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>43 million dollars

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>scusbs

lol scuba

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>cusb

SUCCUBUS KEK SCUBA!!!

This is an outrage

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lindsey a cute

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How did folty go from being the guy to not even being a guy?

what a slut!

>Gausman
Shit
>Venters
Gone
>Folty
Shit
>Fried
Based
>Soroka
Based
>Blevens
???

ATTENTION
ATTENTION EVERYONE

REDDIT HAS BEEN SPOTTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go reddit uh go reddit uh go reddit uh go reddit

reddit now has the spotlight!

nyy v tor gamethread

HERE WE GO RED-DIT HERE WE GO *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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/mlb/s baseball waifu

I made some post about a reddit post and some fucking psychopath just started samefagging and yelling reddit

what.the.fuck

no thanks

>it was 6-1

>BE HOUSTON
>LOSE
!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA'
HAHHA

OHHH NO ONO NO NON NO NONOn!!!!!!

*erm*

sorry I lost my composure...

>be houston
>lose
lol

Haha HOUSTON CAN'T CLOSE

It's too late

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Sawks are so far over the Luxury Tax that they won't have a first round draft choice this decade. And they didn't want to give Kimbrel multiple years.

Houston! Lol loseton!

>go cubs

>10:10 game time
West coast baseball is a horrible mistake.

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>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

The West coast has some of MLB's stronger markets.

>14 innings
jesus

You shut your whore mouth.
What does it matter if no one ever sees them because the entire civilized world is sleeping while they play?

>CHC: Cubs sign closer Craig Kimbrel
Good. He's my favorite player because of your pic related crazyness. Creepy broken scarecrow guy.

>The West coast has some of MLB's stronger markets.
That's because of the population size and weather. Baseball is played all along the coast. Shit, California alone has like what four teams? They have like four of everything. NBA, MLS, NFL, NHL, etc.

This genny is going so slow that no one will notice that i'm a twins bandwagoner.

>be on baseball forum
>start thread on Kimbrel signing as soon as it breaks, no replies
>57 posts about the fucking Tom Terrific trademarking shit since then
why are boomers such faggots?

D-Did anyone else read that post?
I don't remember what it said, but i think is was about the Twins? was like ages ago...

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Was a nice catch, butt still.

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>Breaking, Barves sign Dallas Keuchel

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Good job Brewers
we needed one of those guys for any shot at another deep playoff run
and you let them both go
fuck you and fuck me

No surprise it comes after Gausman got lit up again.

yeah felt like yesterday was the nail in the coffin, though it seems Keuchel was willing to sign a 1 year deal which Kimbrel wasn't

Because Kimbrel is a future HOF'er and still decent while Keuchel had a few good seasons and is now past his prime?

did zobrist's wife really cheat on him i want PROOF

>Because Kimbrel is a future HOF'er and still decent while Keuchel had a few good seasons and is now past his prime?
Keuchel?

>Mariners lose another game
LMAO point your finger at this post Memeiners

His ground ball rate went down last year

Is nobody posting because the White Sox are off today? I get it I'm depressed too but we can't be known as speeeeeas slowest genny

Fuck the nationals

Hey. Don't make me come over there and bitch slap the fuck out of you.

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hows it feel that your team was a french Canadian team once?

How bad the kuechel cuck himself this season

Going to help the Barves cuck the Lillies out of first place as early as July.

Le bad.

The Braves fading.

Please explain why there is an irrational fear of orcs among some posters on this general?

Rangers take the series.

Some good games, O's.

youtube.com/watch?v=p6PuTFmn_ds

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But it's totally rational. They've had nothing to eat but maggoty bread for 3 days and now they want to eat my legs, claiming that I don't need them.

Orcs are bad, but goblins are alright.

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>No Doyer game today

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Come post in the Cubs gamethreads, we need more rare flags. And Maddon will probably have him do something crazy by the end of the season, like play left field or hit.

>Redditor whining
Fuck off

It would be nice if the White Sox could please play 7 days a week.

>Rangers have a positive .pct
how?
>Last 10 games against Mariners, Orioles, and Royals
oh.

Yep and next up >we got the A's then Red Sox. So the fun is probably over.

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The Broors shitting the bed on signing Kimbrel and then the Cubs sneaking in to steal him was hilarious.
You tell me that was going to happen and I would have told you it would have taken an act of god.
But it only took an act of infidelity.

Though I'm a strobro and we're literally mortal enemies I have to give you props for still being dedicated to your team. I think the Rangers will probably win 1 or 2 against the A's. Red Sox decided to randomly activate mid-way through the season, though, so good luck with that.

I find it best to just take it one game at a time with low expectations. that may sound bad, but it makes wins more enjoyable.
I'm not fond you either, but I would rather have Houston win the WS than spoiled californians.
Have a pupper, strobro.

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Hahaha, that's a cute pup, thanks

Cute dogger

>gnats

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>spoiled californians
Doesn't work that way. Nobody gets proud of "California baseball" if any Californian team other than their own wins a WS. Rangers and Astros fans might be like that about each other though, apparently.

Usually California baseball is seasonal. Are the A's doing good? Expect to see Jimmy Kimmel behind home plate in a green and yellow jersey. Are the Giants doing great? You might see another random celebrity wearing orange/black behind home plate.

Since the Dodgers are the new "in" team in California, most of the trend-setters are wearing white and blue sitting next to cholos and vatos. I'd laugh my ass off if the Padres somehow became hot shit and you started seeing California's best and brightest wearing their blue navy ballcaps.

Truth be told, though, California has about 3 too many baseball teams.

I'm talking about professional sports overall.
There always seems to be a championship bound team from California and/or New England. (mostly due to how many teams they have)
Ever since 2011~2012 the DFW area hasn't been very competitive and im a little salty.

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Eat shit nigger

Only reply when they lost or losing by more than 4-5 runs

Why does Recker cause confusion on this general?

> The Lilles fading
fixed that for you ya delusional cheesesteak eating tard

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
>pete alonso

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False but I'm not going to get salty over an /mlb/ro's wacky imagination

Fair enough

>Coorbin

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Kek lol ohhh no

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Fuck this redditor

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Reddit spammer spotted!!!

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post Rox

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I think as long as the balls stayed juiced Trout will have the greatest WAR all-time. He'll probably be able to hit 30 homers at the age of 37. Also, I think Vlad Guerrero Jr. can brake the all-time homers list if the balls stay juiced his entire career.

Anyone here ever been to the emc dell suite in Fenway? My grandmother is a huge phillies fan and we're taking her to Saturday's game for her birthday. I just want to know if the beer is "free".

I think the juiced ball era has an even bigger advantage than the juiced player era because at least in the juiced player era the pitchers leveled the playing field by being indestructible while throwing in the high 90s. Now pitchers throw like regular humans while the balls are being hit as if a juiced player was hitting them. That's why you'll see a lot more players hit between 30-50 home runs than in any other time in history.

Wow, that's a murderers row of 7/10s right there. What kind of loser keeps photos of 7/10s on his computer? Even in your fantasies you have to lower your expectations?

What's with all the furry spam?

>furry

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You can only reply to this post if your team is above .640

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Its a rip. Just pregame with granny before the game

I like rockies girls
yes

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Why did you post a picture of Recker among your many posts of women and female characters?

Reckermania is running wild!

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I am jealous you guys get mascots.

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Sorry I didnt know

Well Dodgers dont have mascots since they have not only quite the *history* with them, but also they want to be more of a *traditional* baseball team similar to the Yankees.

Is this a Reckerpost?

r8
didi back tomorrow

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Dodgers dont need one since their retarded fanbase is mascot worthy for their wacky behavior when they lose World Series.

Fuck off!

>Giants WS appearances in the new millennium= 3 wins every other year
>Dodgers WS appearances in the new millennium= 2 loses in a row with a third incoming
fucking just

Trout has hit 4 home runs in the last 7 days. He's back, /mlb/. Prepare your butts.

Also, friendly reminder that Trout is 4 WAR away from passing Jeter in all-time war in the half the time, lel

and he will be the greatest player to ever play the game of baseball and never winning or going to the world series.

He'll actually just be known as the greatest player ever. Bonds put up ungodly numbers from 2000-04 and he never won a ring. Championships don't matter in the all-time discussion.

dodgers wont make the ws this year

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That was a good one.

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its just one guy with a Yea Forums pass. Dodgers dont have trips like DG anymore

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Padres wont make it either. Going to be a toss up between the Cubs, Brewers, and the Braves

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just give me some time... i can solve the puzzle

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The only girls that are 8/10 and above in these pictures are Dodgers fans.

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I'm currently solving the puzzle. Just keep hanging on. Together we can teach him a lesson.

flyovers have no fans. why are there no qt angel fans

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Give me some time!

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Am I the only person who realize aside Franco and the bullpen that the Phillies are now a majority pale skinned team now? I'd list Cutch here but out for the year, and Herrera, but he's a 20 year old girl beater.

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God bless America

Id forgot to list Segura, but kinda list him in same vein as Caesar

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I AM SOLVING THE PUZZLE JUST BE PATIENT!

The average Angels fans girl looks like this. They're a bit more trashy and down to earth, but still have great socal white girl genetics.

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Based. Also the only people that like mascots are autistic fans, and so comes full circle for Dodgers fans now huh?

Joey Gallo owns ya

This picture pretty much sums up America perfectly in 2019

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Is that Memorial Day?

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somone solve the puzzle.. please

You now remember Rally Bear.

Can genny solve these puzzle?

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hm... just give me some time

hm... perhaps I'll perform a logical deduction on this puzzle... I want this to yield the important clues while weeding out the filler... through pure willpower and deduction we can find the pattern

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Better call Godgers on this puzzle...

interesting supposition... hmmm.. quite the sumrise indeed...we need a compelling argument...one that solidifies our understanding of the nature of the puzzle

>mfw I solve the puzzle

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Someone solve this asshole. Get him in the dogpile and spankies until he squeals.

oh these bologna eating assholes... /mlb/ used to be a place of repsect and dignity!

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Oh no.

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holy based

I just solved the puzzle

Oh this asshole just solved the puzzle

make room puzzle solving wanker has entered the building

Its the assholes that really get me going.

My Rangers are gonna make the postseason in a rebuilding year

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The only reason I watch my jays at all this season for Vlad Jr., otherwise it’s background noise for while I play vidya

>BARVES

OH NONONO NONONONONO

Due to the fact I'm traveling again. Either you get a really early gamethread now for the Cubs Cards game or you're on your own

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RATE YOUR TEAM/10

Team Name
Starting Rotation:
Bullpen:
Offense:
Fielding:
Rate the local announcer team:
Rate your stadium:
Rate the fans:
Who is the best player?
Who is the worst player?
What team do you hate the most who is not in your division?

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Diamondbacks
>rotation
5/10
>bullpen
4/10
>offense
5/10
>fielding
6.5/10
>local announcers
annoying, brenley always acting like the old out of touch man and Bertha always talking about game of thrones and shit they get a 2/10
>stadium
8/10
>fans
what fans desu?
>best player
freight train
>worst
everyone else
>hated team not in the NL West
muh (red) sox

It takes 1(one) minute of effort to make a thread. Get over yourself.

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Yaks
>Starting Rotation:
6/10 need another starter
>Bullpen:
7/10 fuck off with jon holder and luis cessa and maybe we get somewhere
>Offense:
7/10 need judge and stanton back
>Fielding:
10/10 - DJ LeMahieu and Gio
0/10 - Frazier
>Rate the local announcer team:
7/10 I like them on air but Michael Kay can be a total faggot on his radio show
>Rate your stadium:
I've been to Fenway, Pittsburgh, Citi field, the Trop, old Yankee stadium, and new. I'd say New Yankee stadium is a bit above average. Pittsburgh was by far my favorite.
>Rate the fans:
on Yea Forums? based. on twitter? absolute shit. in stadium? depends on the seats. the expensive seats generally mean less-shitty fans.
>Who is the best player?
DJ LeMahieu
>Who is the worst player?
Kendrys Morales
>What team do you hate the most who is not in AL East
I don't really dislike anyone outside of the AL East. I dislike individual players like Tim Anderson and Bryce Harper. I don't even really hate the red sox, just their fans are fucking annoying.

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oh and btw, remember to vote

Guys I can't make contact with the ball going over 60mph

How fix

Twins
>Starting Rotation:
7/10. Berrios and Perez are great, but can slump hard. Odorizzi and Gibson are legit
>Bullpen:
4/10. Harper is good, Rogers is great, everyone else is unreliable
>Offense:
9/10. elite
>Fielding:
8.5/10 very good
>Rate the local announcer team:
great. really enjoy Bremer's voice. Blyleven is pretty good, and they recently had Morneau in the announcer's booth and he did a good job.
>Rate your stadium:
8/10. I don't much care for Minneapolis but the stadium is nice and the LRT makes it so parking isn't much of an issue
>Rate the fans:
5/10. lots of fairweather babbies
>Who is the best player?
I'm going to make a case for Marwin Gonzalez. I know Polanco and Rosario have been productive, but Gonzalez has had an absurd level of infield and outfield versatility and has batted very well too. he's been an incredibly helpful acquisition
>Who is the worst player?
Adrianza or Sano for position players, and they haven't even been that bad. Magill for pitching. he's terrible.
>What team do you hate the most who is not in your division?
yankees, obviously.

>Team Name
Braves
>Starting Rotation:
Dogshit aside from Fried and Soroka. Folty fell off a cliff. Gausman is a flop. 4/10
>Bullpen:
Jackson is cool but other than that, zilch. 4/10
>Offense:
Acuna is based. Riley is a chad. Freddie still produces even though his strikeout percentage has increased. 8/10
>Fielding:
Pretty standard. I'm surprised Donaldson hasn't been an injured mess so far. 7/10
>Rate the local announcer team:
I can only judge by the radio broadcasts. The guy on there has a bunch of fun facts to say during stretches of nothing. 7/10
>Rate your stadium:
It's big, clean and in the middle of some gentrified entertainment neighborhood across the highway from all the convention centers. Parking isn't a problem yet. Traffic is standard for Atlanta. One thing it's missing is any specialty food vendors. 9/10
>Rate the fans:
Fans are mostly boomers and suburbanites. I think most obnoxious fans in this state are with the Falcons. 7/10
>Who is the best player?
Acuna is the top babyface but Riley is quickly closing the distance
>Who is the worst player?
Foltynewicz has been absolute shit since the surgery and is a prime example of the team's current strategy of giving up 7 runs in the first inning and expecting the offense to win them back
>What team do you hate the most who is not in your division?
Fuck the Doyers

Keep going to the batting cages at 75mph. Eventually your body will reach the point where it can hit it.

>barves fans
>not obnoxious as fuck

cardinals @ cubs

>Team Name
New York Mets
>Starting Rotation:
6/10
>Bullpen:
3/10
>Offense:
5/10
>Fielding:
2/10
>Rate the local announcer team:
10/10
>Rate your stadium:
8/10, score goes up once Willets Point is developed
>Rate the fans:
10/10 loyalty
0/10 delusional
>Who is the best player?
Jacob deGrom and Pete Alonso
>Who is the worst player?
Roidbinson Cano/>familia
>What team do you hate the most who is not in your division?
yaks

>Redditor seething at superior Yea Forums made gamethreads

>cuspbie's feeling unloved again
don your radiation suits and prepare for elevated cancer-causing autism levels

The offense is better than a 5. I’d say 7-8 out of 10, they’re scoring 5.5 runs a game

I thought we were done with this

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OH I FUK YA
THEN I CUK YA

can you at least buy me dinner first?

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I guess that's fair. I probably wouldn't say 8. 6 or 7 maybe. Hard to give a high score with Cano being useless

Angels

>Rotation: 1-10
>Relievers: 6-10
>Lineup: 8.5/10
>Fielding: 10/10
>Annoucners: The radio guys are good
>Stadium: it’s gay. Anaheim sucks, move to Long Beach so you have something fun to do after the game is over instead of worrying about getting beat up in the parking lot and checking if your car is stolen.

Stadium is 2/10. Nothing interesting about it except the Big A and it’s in a shitty area.

>Fans

They’re casuals.

Best player is Trout

Worst player is a four way tie between all of epplers shitty FA signings- Harvey, Cahill, Bour and Cody Allen

Dodgers

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Tired of living under their shadow.

I don’t care for beaners, especially the phony passionate ones who think N.W.A was anything more than a cash grab on the retarded.

Yes, Anaheim has the most beaners by I live in South OC so I live whites and Asians. Some of the hottest girls are out here. Way hotter than Dodgers girls. Those girls are cheap Kardashian clones.

Win a World Series and then you can talk, faggot. You’re no different than the mid to late 2000s Angels. Bunch of fucking choke artists.

I know what you mean.

As a beaner I kind of look at the way people act and it really sickens me that I share a race with some of these people. Some of these niggas really want california to be mexico for some god awful reason.

La Raza homos are insufferable. Its one to take pride in your heritage but not at the expense of your home country.

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Mexicans are just not that smart. Their parents don’t care about heritage and their peers don’t care. All they care about is family and loyalty. And the only part about family they care about is throwing parties and having people raise their kids. They’re insufferable, low IQ people who think they’re woke even though all races hate them in Southern California. We can’t wait for the wall to be built but we have to stay silent because Pedowood and SanFag City run the state and they do it by pretending Mexicans are part of their community. Mexicans are dumb enough to believe Pedowood shilling.

I meant, education, not heritage. Mexicans love to be self-righteous about the degenerating heritage. They hate education and books. They’d rather fuck and throw parties with their family while self-righteously calling themselves liberal.

I feel like anyone that is not "woke" falls for pedowood trash.

It is the same shit conditioning that has effected the black community. We are told to move out and be independent by (((them))) so they can milk us all for money and we fight each other instead. The killing of the nuclear family has harmed the latin and black communities the most. Flips are very strong family wise and have a great community. The previous 2 not so much seeing as how we are too busy killing ourselves over who lives in what neighborhood. Its the worst type of tribalism. The best being that your team sucks dick and mine is better.

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Wow. That's a high ratio of /pol/ buzz words and phrases in one sort paragraph. You have to be 18 to post on Yea Forums kid.

Mexicans hate reading books because the moment they start reading about history and the authors who wrote it they start to realize their group did nothing to contribute to society and get mad. They then turn into player haters and vote to piss off white people, Asians and other groups that create and try to conduct business

LA evokes so much anger without even trying. Fucken based. Stay forever mad.

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Seriously, fuck Mexicans. I didn’t run into that many black people but 95% of the Mexicans I met are obnoxious, lazy twats. They’re literally destroying the greatest area to live in the world by birthing as much as possible so they can throw more parties and celebrate their braindead family traditions.

We drove out the blacks. Your welcome.

I love LA. I can’t stand Mexicans. The dodgers were my favorite team growing up in the 90s and they took that away from me. Fortunately, Angels have Mike Trout. God bless Mike Trout. Now there is an upstanding man.

Bring them back. They’re way funnier and more entertaining than you whiny brats. Sure, they’ll kill you and steal cause it’s a game and their hustlers, but goddamn they are some awesome cheeky bastards. I love the black man. Endless source of entertainment.

Once again LA is living rent-free in /mlb/.

WE LOVE IT!

Well, someone had to take the most bottom rung of the pole after the blacks were scared away by cops and the Mexicans don’t worry about cops too much unless the cops break up the fiestas and ruin the wonderful memories you guys make while you sit around and do nothing.

Is it wrong to love your family?

White people make it weird when they are close but never show it till you are wasted at Thanksgiving dinner. Fucking closed off weirdos.

You guys didn’t do shit. I’m talking about Mexican Americans who do nothing and birch about everything while not being entertaining at all.

Mexicans that are just fresh off the boat are pretty cool until they get uneducated by the liberal media and all the poisonous Mexican Americans.

>ITT: Weak white bois bitch they cant control their women from fucking tyrone and jose

That's what you get. But to be fair feminism is seeping into beaner/chimp women's brains.

Family is meant to prepare you for the real world, not shelter you from it.

Ah i get what you mean. Im 2nd gen and see everyone else go on about how great being mexican is but never embracing their american side.

Nobody was bringing up women. Mexicans are usually the first because they project like crazy. They know they are black peoples minus the bull cock and cool personality. The whites just want to move away after a certain point to places like San Antonio and Colorado. Fuck commiefornia. It’s a lost cause.

Sorry

Its also supposed to be there for you when the world shits on your face. Which happens wether you like it or not.

>t. Tyrone

2nd geners are way more SoCal than they are Mexicans. Real Mexicans work themselves to death. Mexican Americans want to live the gooood life, essaaaaayy

They exist in Southern California towards the desert but we can’t see them because we’re getting engulfed by every race, creed and liberal party that wants to work our great land like a hooker. There is no pride in this once great region.

Im talking about the persona of being mexican. Not the work ethic.

Well, white people do that too. It’s human nature to attach yourself to a heritage. But if you get obsessed with it you start race wars and the great land you live in suffers. We’re all in Southern California for the same reason. It’s a paradise. We all know the truth that the rest of the world can’t even compare to the great landscapes and different regions in SoCal.

Yes yes. We get it. You're brain washed. Yawn.

>LILLLES
OH NONONO NONONONONO

The absolute state of salty /mlb/

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Hes not wrong. Socal is a paradise minus the weak rain recently. Libs are just demolishing it culturally economically and politically.

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I spotted the A’ss fan. Northern California loses the only good part of California while gaining more bills and fees to pay. Have fun with your cliched culture. You’ll never be as fun and as interesting as Southern Californians.

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>Socal is a paradise
Cuck.

Another win for LA

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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The smog cuts off the oxygen to their brains and makes them go full retard.

fuck this idiot

Someone didn't get the news... assholes not welcome

Southern California is only habitable because it gets water from both Norcal and Colorado. LA could have never evolved from pueblo status without outside assistance, and all it would take to kill half or all your population would be for either one or both to turn the faucet off. Socal has beautiful hills but any prolific flora like their small redwoods are imported and replanted from Norcal where the real beauty of California has flourished naturally for millennia. Until your desalinization projects bear results, be grateful to your Giants, A's, and Rockies masters and bow when we enter the room.

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just give him some time. he'll be here any minute now

Fucking retard

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nyy v cle gamethread

Late night baseball is most comfy

>rupturing your own testicle

>Mitch Haniger was placed on the 10-day injured list with a ruptured testicle after fouling a ball off himself during Thursday’s 8-7, 14-inning loss to the Astros in Seattle.

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>Team Name
Doyers
>Starting Rotation:
10/10
>Bullpen:
oil spill/10
>Offense:
10/10 vs righties
0/10 vs lefties
>Fielding:
10/10
>Rate the local announcer team:
Not Vin scully /10
Also stfu orel /10
>Rate your stadium:
10/10
>Rate the fans:
5/10 would die in parking lot all over again
>Who is the best player?
yes
>Who is the worst player?
Joe "Killed Hanley Ramirez" Kelly
>What team do you hate the most who is not in your division?
The American League, or in other words the yaks, bosox, and 13 softball franchises.

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>ruptured testicle
Legit injury. All the bullshit in the NBA should be measured against this.

>anaheim sucks
>move to Long Beach

????????????????????????

Apology thread up

Why does Recker cause confusion on this general?

I call not making the thread
>finger on nose

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An EARTHQUAKE just split the genny wide open

>Lillies

>a ruptured testicle
Memeiners lmaooooooo

All white people do meth and fuck their sisters.

Asshole alert

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I didnt even have a clue...

wankwads have entered the thread

Bruce Almighty did it again btw. His time with the Phillies, though long, he's only 3 RBI's behind Joey Votto's season total

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I'm pickle votto

any white sox or royal fans want to discuss two bad baseball teams and KC bbq and other quality KC dining/drinking options?

ill make a thread if i get 3 replies

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Fat motherfucker!

ooohh you fat shit

kill the fat fucker!

Wheres the thread kc v chi thread bajp?

HERE

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>torn testicles

How bad will he be with the cusb?

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>MFW my ban is over

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>mest

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>Mest

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I hope Ian Desmond's goblino ass beats up the >mest.

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Based

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How are the >mest so bad bros?

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>mest

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Remember when Mest fans claimed Rosario wasn't a bust?

Pence Dinger!

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Tfw mest traded Bruce for Cano and now they are doing worse with him. And even more Lel that Bruce is hitting dingers like a mad man with the Lillie’s.

Doyers @ Jints

That sounds terrible.

>mest

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>mest

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>mest

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>mest

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>mets

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Thanks again, Mariners, for based Bruce and that 18 mil.

Sometimes I feel the Mariners are a proxy team for the Lillies

>Jay Bruce as hit as many HR in 9 AB’s as a Phillie as Robinson Cano has hit in 170 AB as a Met.

*MEETING THE METS INTENSIFIES*

Have any females played for the Mest?

>zach eflin has a 2.88 era, 2.10 at cbp

didnt see this one coming

Meat those >mets.

Which one of you autists calls your team "brewgods" on the show?

Is The Show worth the purchase?

If youre strapped for cash just get an older version imo

I still don't get why a team would unironically trade for Robinson Cano in 2019. And value him as if he's still good.

That would be like an NBA team trading multiple first round picks for John Wall in 2019.

chicagotribune.com/columns/eric-zorn/ct-perspec-zorn-cubs-sox-rickettes-trump-fundraiser-wrigley-20190607-story.html

Not gonna lie, former cubs fan here. This is fucking hilarious watching the cubs crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't keep letting these guys fundraise for the president

Well this cubs fan has officially switched to the sox.

Fubs

>disastros can't put down the smug ducks in 9

Remember when the memeners were 13-2 by beating up on the shittiest teams in baseball and all their fans were planning the parade? That was some funny shit.

>in 10

Mitch “One Nut Wonder” Heynigger

Eflin is either good or fucking terrible 50 percent of the time.

fuck this idiot

Average Cubs fan: Not my President! Not my
team owner, he may of banned the white power hand gesture, but not my team owner!

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No idea, but the Mariners outright fucked the Mets by giving Bruce away to the Lillies for unproven talent.

anyone have the picture of this with the IRL lifelong 2018 bears fan that looks exactly like it?

Always nice to see the Meeting the Met's earlier every year. Hope it last til the end of the season knowing that clown division.

TWINS

It's not even just trading for him -- it's giving up their top prospect to do it. They had all the leverage in the world in that deal and in the end they are going to be fleeced. Kelenic is going to be a big time player. All because Brodie didn't want to give any credit to Jeff McNeil and didn't care about trading away the former GM's guys in the minors. In reality, Sandy's guys are pretty much responsible for keeping that team afloat.

Bruce is one of the best power hitters of his generation. They always try to come up with these numbers and valuations that try to make him a bad player, but he's just been a near-relentless source of dingers since the day he came up.

holy fuck stop watching the white sox you massive fat faggot

dang...

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Imagine rooting for a team with less than 40 wins. Lmao

detected the november 2016 cusb lifelong and 2019 january bears lifelong in one trigger pull...

what a shitter...

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I love my grapes and how people are trying to use last year's the worlds eries as reason he sucks.

Fun fact, he wasn't used in game 5 because he was used in the previous 4 games and they had comfortable lead.

Extr/a/ innings!

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>5 innings of baseball
>no runs
Doyers and Gnats are both trash.

>only cusb are bears fans
Pathetic

>Needing extra innings and your meme stadium to beat the worst team in baseball

fuck this idiot

I didn't give a shit about the bears in 2007, I didn't give a shit about them when they went 12-4 this year. I'd be no better than the lifelong faggot scumbags i hate if I started liking the Bears. That being said, I don't actively root against them like the cusb, but I am skeptical of their fanbase as everyone should be. I bet 25% of the fuckers that saw the DOUBLE DOINK in January couldn't even tell you what Urlacher or Hester did.

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>who sux

>who sux

>who sux

Based white sox

I want this rump ranger found and then I want him lost

mlb.com/news/craig-kimbrel-signing-with-cubs-faqs?game_pk=565156
He always finds a way.

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*BREATHES IN*
AHHHHHH FUCK THIS IDIOT!

holy lmao that ohtani shirt

*Breaths out*
>Strikes out your side

*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*breathe out*
*breathe in*
*got a machinehead*
*it's better than the rest*
*green to red*
*machinehead*

someone get the dogpile ready...

>Tardinals lost
>Who lost
>Cubs win
A complete victory for the good guys.

H-h-holy based

h-h-h-h-h-h-holy bbbbbbased!!!

>poodres

>Interest in Kimbrel heated up recently. The Cubs sent scout Joe Nelson and special assistant David Ross (who caught Kimbrel's first major-league pitch when they were teammates in Atlanta in 2010) to watch Kimbrel throw a bullpen session last Friday.
>Special Assistant David Ross
I still want to see David Ross be a Bench Coach

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cubbie make ya seethe?

jed hoyer, could you look any more jewish? lol

cubbie causin a seeth?

>poodres

the general is dead

because people too busy cheering on the Canadian basket ball team upsetting the Comifornian team

Sorry

three california losses in a row kek THREE CALIFORNIA LOSSES IN A ROW!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ NATS, IT'S A WALKOFF

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE NATIONALS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone get the defibrillator for the genny we once knew

More funny Lebron's legacy will be forever tainted that a Canadian team is finally going to beat the Comiforian team he failed to beat twice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YEAH BABY CHADDIES GONNA FUCKIN CHADDY

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>Gnats

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>KERSHIT
>DOYERS

TASTE

DEEZ

NUTS

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Chaddies just BTFO the trashinals ;)
Chaddies are getting the Wild Card ;)

FIRST I FUCK YA
THEN I KEK YA

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>Losing to the Gnats
How will the Doyers recover?

PUT YA IN A SEETH!

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Team Reddit and their nazi frog mascot spotted!

ONE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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MAKE YA SO MAD

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YA TEAM IS SO BAD!!!!!

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The dodgers choke in the playoffs!!!!!!!!!

WIN THE NL WEST!!

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When will the next 19+ inning game happen?

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YA BETTER BRING YA BEST!!!!

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>dudders

dodgers loses!!!!!!!!!!!

Cubgers broship will annihilate this genny

based...based cubgers....!

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CA!

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Cubgers are the cock of the walk

>Doyer

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>teams that eliminated the other from a championship series...

This general disgusts me so fucking much. If youre going to follow a second team is it really that hard to find a team with a reason to hate the rival of your favorite team?

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youtube.com/watch?v=T6WhQZ234yw

stay mad
youtube.com/watch?v=chcEkWbUS90

>doyers lose

no bueno

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it's okay bro, the cubs won.

But I hate the cubs

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based cubgers broship gettin all chummy with friendly insults

your favorite baseball teams never won back to back WSs in your adult life

BAJP wins again

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>teams
>s
>

Cubgers always win

cubgers don't take L's

Since the end of the Soviet Union World Series wins:

Sox/Cards: 3
Cubgers: 1

Done. No coming back from that.

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>cubes

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Since the end of 2012
World series wins:

cubgers: 1
sox/cards: 0

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It's time for a new thread