Liberating the free world is a sport

Tough break. Womp womp.

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Genuinely interesting, Hollywood has really rotten my brain that I didn't know this fact.

And now look at your countries (Canada, USA and UK)

We have to thank Russia for doing the most important role in WWII.

THANK YOU SOVIETS

Russia only acted because Hitler got triggered losing Battle of Britain. Why the FUCK would you break an agreement with the Russian BVLL

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You forgot to remove your American proxxy, my Russian chum.

Look at all those baby countries thinking Western front was even a war lmao

The USSR would've fallen if it wasn't for all the American money and equipment they got.

>only mentions the number of troops landed on d-day itself
>no mention of the millions of troops landed following the operation that took part in the liberation of France and push into Germany

Operation Finish Off The Scraps

>debunk myth about D-Day on anniversary of D-Day
>UM WHAT ABOUT OTHER TIMES?!?!

The most important role of stopping Finland from taking over the world.

If it wasn't for those pesky slavs, you would be our colony atm.

You see, the Nazi war machine have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.

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Fell anglo countries can post here

ITT: a large amount of redditor homosexuals who like to twist their given nation into glorious retrospective history.
You all stood being ALPHA americans.

Ali, Roosevelt, Bruce Jenner, Tim Weah

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learn to spell

You cunts came in late and only because the nips fucked your navy up at Pearl Harbour.
F to the ANZACS
F to the Brits for getting fucked up the ass and surviving
Thanks for your assistance with cleaning up burgers

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Like I know how to do that shit

#thankyouUSSR

It still amazes me that that the right wing in America think this guy is a liberal.

Shows you how far politics have shifted to the right in the US.

Realistically, could Japan have actually conquered Australia? Or is it just a meme like Operation Sealion?

Oh no no no

nah, cunts got rekt when they hit png and the distance they would had to have covered to get to even brisbane was unrealistic
t.zoomer trash cod babby
You were literally sitting back doing fuck all until your dumb as fuck navy got btfo by japs
Oh, and then you nuked a heap of innocent cunts then call other countries bad

Nigga we won the Pacific War.

Britain got their ass kicked until India. Hong Kong, Malaysia and Burma were massive losses. Only thing they were doing was beating up Italy in Africa.

USSR stayed in Europe until the very end where they beat up weekend Japan.

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Why is it so hard to say you are welcome and owe your livelihoods to the US Americans

Not true it was more like a 75k-55k split in troops landed. And when an island right off the coast of France you should be landing more troops. Also, no mention of parachutists, which the US dropped twice the amount than the Brits.

The reason refugees and terrorists are a thing is your greed for oil.
FUCK
YOU (and fuck our government for supporting it as well)

Because my parents told me lying is wrong.

Your country is a ripoff of ours. Your people prefer our entertainment over your own. Sad!

>ripoff of ours
hardly, more like an improved version

Based and dresden-pilled

Nigga we a superpower. You ain't got no original culture.

*jewper power

International celebrities spending the last 20 years getting fired by Trump in between Coolio and Abby Wombat

Our culture dominates. Yours ain't even existent

Dresden was good actually
We were the bad guys because we also didn't level Paris

>Liberate Normandy 75 years ago
>Close it down like a jail 75 years later to commemorate it

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75 years under our thumb

do you wear an eagle shirt

Eagle tattoo dude. Love how your responding to me in my language. Really says it all

>Really says it all
indeed it does.

The God spirited USA brought on deodorant and tooth paste to Yuros.
Still adapting

Stalin is literally quoted as mentioning that he wouldn't have won if not for American assistance.

A necessity when your country asks for the stinking, huddled, masses.

Only thing you mutts brought to our shores are rapefugees and terrorists. And now you are gearing up to invade Iran ready to send even more rapefugees here. Well atleast we'll get some HD footage of mutts getting rekt by Iranians, could use couple of laugh.

Mutts must be "master" in....wtf is that flag? Connecticut? Go fish for the healthy folks

*tells you to get fucked and sends refugees to burgerland*

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>deodorant
Big reason you had such a high mortality rate in Vietnam. GI's and after shave, gave position away via smell.

The whole country reeks of American cock. On the breath of all men, women, and tourist.

Learn history

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Nazi Germany vs the US in 1v1

Who wins? Remember : mericans are soft as fuck and mostly Jewish/mutt

Torsten Frings handballs on the goalline

thank you for liberating us from austrian rule, based allies

oh nonononono

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Soft.
As.
Fuck.

WE

>mericans are soft as fuck and mostly Jewish/mutt

current german is even worse imo

Most dangerous lead

> Finland a part of the USSR

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I mean to be fair to the Americans the reason it's mainly thought of as a 'US' thing is because how much of a bloodbath Omaha was compared to the other 4 beaches.

the state of this simp

Thank you russian friend. Enjoy your holiday in America.

ya seethin leftcuck?

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Anyone got the real version of this?