JUST

>Messoy
>Chad

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such a healthy relationship
you just know that Ronaldo would beat his son if he pretended to be a barcelona player

And Ronaldo's son prefers Messi over him, so I guess on the cuck tier list we have

>Salah

Power Gap

>Messi

Power Gap

>Ronaldo

Salah doesn't even have a son, he has a daughter
He's the biggest cuck of them all

Sounds beta in text but if you watch him say it where the line comes from he's making fun about his sons

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51:35

Messi is giga-chad.

>HUHHHH ITS BETA TO HAVE A BIT OF LIGHT BANTER WITH YOUR KIDS

Fuck off, you people clearly are mentally damaged. I have a son and a step son. My son is too young to have banter, he is only 2 (though I do dress him up in a Tottenham shirt sometimes and do a baby voice asking to be circumcised), but my step son is 8 and we have banter all the time. for example I call him 'Vincents Shit' (that is his dads name) and he calls me 'The Shit Picker', so I say 'How about the shit flinger' and pick him up and throw him on the floor lightly. Its fucking BANTER. I encourage him to make fun of me. Another example - he wanted a Nintendo Switch for christmas, so I bought him one but before that I said 'heres your switch' and gave him a light switch. it was fucking funny, and the whole family laughed. Then for my birthday I asked for a cuddle so he sent me a video of himself cuddling his dad and said 'I'm cuddling the one I like most'. its fucking jokes and bants. fucking amerisharts.

>writing a novel about your wife's son

it reads like a copypasta

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holy shit you brits take it to the next level

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