/heem/

you think it's gonna happen?

one hundred percent

Think you'd be surprised

haha what a fucking loser lmao just imagine haha

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>gwen stefani
c'mon man

you better delete this

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iktf

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He let's him talk flat Earth. Why not FISA declassification? Is it cuz all these pedos are gonna die?

Based but for me, it's Megan Olivi. The guy I am heeming is Benavidez. She ditches him and married me after I heem his manlet ass

Wake up Eddie, it's over.

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plot twist...roger did it

I knew that feel up until Gwen Stefani

What in the FUCK did he mean by this?

I invented heem, where are my royalties ????

then you dont know the feel at all
youtube.com/watch?v=Wt88GMJmVk0

Why is everyone sucking their dick over Suarez instead of Ansaroff? Ansaroff is much more better fighter than Suarez and marketable position.

now that the streaming sub is down does anyone know of a reliable site to watch replays?

heem.com

9gag.com

Nope we'll just have to imagine the fights in our heads now

bjpenn.com

>imagine the fights in our heads now
now with smellovision

this thread is litty

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espn+.com

hey tony wake up

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>kek

>what did you say cowgirl?

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Robbie was out

Everytime i shower i beat my meat and then contemplate what its like to be conor mcgregor

Can’t wait for /heem/ to be seething when Based Elder God Cowdad sleeps El Cucky and robs him of his title shot.

it is literally impossible to beat your meat to completion in the shower

every time i beat my meat to gwen stefani i think about heem and how i feel like we are all really good friends and should hang out in real life

based

i literally have no idea who that is

Fuckin pleb

>t.19 year old zoomer

Just do it. Benavidez is 5’4”. Trained fighter or not, if you can’t beat a 5’4” manlet you should kill yourself.

i'd say heem is 60/40 Elcucky/Based Dad Cerrone

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i wouldn't say all that, maybe he doesn't like alternative music

How many kids would Cowboy need to have to beat Jon Jones?

nah, i'm 20 never heard of that bitch

Die faggot. It’s Ferguson’s time

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Are you stupid? Tatiana will ragdoll her.

Suarez is like a -1000 favorite

if Don't Speak wasn't and isn't currently your shit then you were not alive when it was popular

>Tatiana will ragdoll her.
Ansaroff has a good ground game and helluva stand fighter. Also Tatiana has been endorsed by Modelo and you know what that means right.

Chick literally had top 10 hits on the billboard up through the mid '00s. If you weren't born after 2000 you'd remember her.

You honestly think her "good ground game" means anything in this fight? It's a mismatch.

Beating Esparza in the current year isn't that good of a win. Bookies are retarded and just go with whatever reddit says, which is currently "dude lmao she's the female Khabib she's a hundred percent a munster". Ansaroff just beat Claudia who is better than both Esparza and Suarez.

Okay idiot.

you better put some shekels on Ansaroff with the way you are talking boi

Don't call me that

plz lads I just want to watch after work this saturday

>It's a mismatch.
It's a mismatch for Suarez.

just go to a bar

You cucks need to stop buying into every one of Dana's hype jobs

Claudio is completely flushed and has zero cardio. Assjerkoff is getting retired

>i am le intellectual anti hype job xD

Literally cringed

Jessica Eye makes me so stiff., What a bundle of fun

Lmao how hard did you cry after Till got slept?

Current year Claudia barely beat flushed Esparza. They're both trash.

hold on I'm talking brother
youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ

fags

the 2000's music was a mistake

*heems you*

Put my last fiver on the lesbian, never been more sure of anything in my life

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you hear that pop? That was your ankle

DONT LET THE DAAAAAAYS GOO BYYYYYYYYYYYY glycerine

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>the 2000's music was a mistake
No it isn't a mistake.

Askren was out.

None. How hard were you crying when Adesanya splooged his precum on Gastebums face?

Don't mind me, just posting the REAL lhw champ of the world.
always has been, always will be

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Only brazo fighter that matters is Johnny Walker
wmma is a joke
boxing is a beautiful sport that will sadly be relegated to Yea Forums as current generation ages
wogball is a distraction for third worlders and cucks who werent picked for teams at school
Luke Rockhold is the biggest joke in the UFC
Conor McGregor is the GOAT at life and yolo swag
Khabib and muslims should fuck off and make their own mma organisations, theyre dirty to look at
Dana White is a good guy who is often forced to choose between the lesser of 2 evils
boomers really need to fuck off
Ariel Helwani is only hated because he asks the tough questions
UFC should be for top 10 ranked guys only, shorten the event and increase the quality
wrestlefucking needs to be eliminated via a 10 second count (refs discretion) after both fighters hit the deck, standing them up if no sub is completed
title fights should be 12 3 minute rounds
regular fights 5 3 minute rounds
That dopey looking cazzie ESPN nigger who commentates needs to be heemed
Rose is white trash

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literally cringed

Saturday night hurry up

Lmfao DID NOT READ

What's going on Saturday night bud

saidit.net/s/MMAStreams

Mass at 5:00PM. Spanish mass shortly after.

Reported ;)

Ah nice. Be careful.

>Suarez is like a -1000 favorite
LMAO

People really think Shevchenko is gonna win? Jessica Eye believes in herself though. They are aware of that, right?

what Nina is no joke, she is talented and legit doesnt give a fuck if she loses she'll just retire and have babies with Nunes somehow

What are the chances of Jessica Eye's clothes implode and she gets naked in the octagon?

That's what I'm hoping for

she doesnt have to lose all her cloths to expose her asshole

Can't wait for this insufferable faggot to get heemed

Wake up Khabib. Your time has come.

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Coral how you holdin up bro

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Wake up Kebab, it's over.

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I still don't get why a person who lost 4 out of her last 7 fights and won 2 by split decision fights the champ.

From a fight standpoint, the fight is obviously Donald's. As for the story of the fight, Tony clearly mops the floor with him. But then comes the true question: Who will win the war? In many ways, I believe it will be Kevin Lee who comes out on top.

because its one of the sexiest match ups of all time!

I completely hate all homos, but Nina and Nunes are absolutely C U T E

cringe

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I am also not a fan of the gays but will be rooting for Nina this weekend.

I'd retire if I lost to James Carville too

>frogposting unironically in 2019
OOF

I would love to fuck the lez out of Nina

EMBEDDED
youtu.be/7X8UMzTjZpU

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>tfw frog posting isnt cool anymore

lets leave the reddit talk to ElessDee, yeah?

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Coral went into hiding ever since Schaub's special bombed. Rumor is he heemed himself

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>How do you think you'd do in a straight grappling match with Colby Covington?

>legit doesnt give a fuck if she loses
Both women are in huge title opportunity especially for Nina's sake. She will give all her best to beat Suarez in decision.

He's unironically giving him the Schaub talk lmao

timestamps?

>With decision victories over UFC greats the likes of Abel Trujillo, Gleison Tibau and Pat Healy

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Stayin up late

UFC has been gay recently

yeah you know what i HAVE been thinking that the UFC has been reflecting your inner soul recently

youtube.com/watch?v=Jw9HqEh8EKM

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>People really think Shevchenko is gonna win?
Of course Shevchenko is an absolute force with her striking game very powerful she won't have no problem against Eye.

Have you guys been watching Tony's interviews this fight week? He seems way more coherent than usual.

why not go to walmart and buy like 6 cases at once retard

When will the UFC make Womens Heavyweight division that's where the big money Dana can easily get?

Name one good win on Valentina's record

hes probably on lithium

Hey there, Coral
What's it like in Coral Springs?
I'm a thousand miles away
But, boy, tonight you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Schaub can't shine as bright as you
I swear, it's true

Ohhhh schaub will never beeeee
Good at cawlmerdeeeee

Have you forgotten the bloody massacre in Sao Paulo that she did last year and ended Mario Yamasaki's ref career?

Woah did you guys hear that Sheymon Moraes is fighting Andre Fili. Crazy, huh?

>CachWHOeira
>good win
try again

It's one of the most the controversial wins in UFC history to say that got her the title shot.

Haven't showered in ages bro

Uh ok I'm still not seeing how that makes it a good win. You could say the exact same thing about Till/Thompson.

Yep, just chillin with the boys. Chillin here with my heembros.

Someone please come talk to me

you guys ever realize that creatively shitposting on heem is one of the rarest art forms known to mankind?

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>Uh ok I'm still not seeing how that makes it a good win.

It's a good win to bring viewers to see that type of brutality and why Shev is one of the most decorated female fighters in history.

alright, tell me who your favorite fighter is and i will explain why he/she is shit in detail.

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schaub

Khabib
27-0

very weak chin,poor technique, and fought in wrong weightclass like a tard.

Brendan Schaub

exposed by Tibau, corrupt and or blind judges gave him the victory for some dumb reason after all those failed takedowns. Has a habit of controlling people with fingers in fence

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My name is Matt Mahoney. You can't doxx me because there are so many Matt mahoneys

fought a bunch of bums and struggled against dumbass Tim Elliot, the Cejudo win was a fluke and to this day makes him seem better than he is.

Tony Ferguson xD #snapjitsu am I right tonybros?? :D

Ferguson - Cowboy will go to decision and Tony will win MD, debate me

Kron Gracie

Whittaker

Brendan Schaub

lost to michael johnson, was getting pounded up by a staph infected kevin lee, almost got finished by Pettis and Lando. Will lose to cowboy

I agree but I also don't think it will go to decision or that Tony will win

Schaub

Brendan Schaub.

Tibau was juiced to the gills and it was one of Khabib's earlier fights, pre-Judo mastery. He dominated all rounds with pressure and did more damage. He won that fight pretty easily.

Brendan Peter Schaub

>Khabitch isnt roided out
lmao

>m-muh judo

kek

>the pressure landed my guy
howling

Cowboy
Conor
Elias
backflip Brazilian

Brendan

Brendan Schaub

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Schaub

>i'll explain in detail
>i-it was a fluke
sad

Brendan Schaub.

Big Brown

Brendan Schaub!

Brendan "the hybrid" schaub

The Keto Kid

Brendan Schaub!!

Has Tony acknowledged what happened yet? Is he bipolar?

"The Fighter", member of the duo "The Fighter and The Kid"

The video that ended the debate.

Lawler was definitely out.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jw9HqEh8EKM

Lawler was in......
....In the shadow realm

What the h*ll? Didn't realize we had so many fellow Schaub fans!

Those packs better be Modelo™

Based and Askrenpilled

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Schaubib

Brenald Sherrobe

>best win is Alex Caceres
>lost to court fucking mcgee
>thompson
as for his MW run it wasn't as pretty as most claim, he got banged up very badly by brunson,his claim to fame was winning a decision against an unprepared romero that clearly fucked him up and beat him the second fight. Israel will headkick ko robert
>He dominated all rounds with pressure and did more damage
he didn't do shit, tibau actually took him down and stuffed every fucking takedown. Khabib's offence was fucking nonexistent.
>cowboy
lost to bunch of the wrong people, suddenly up against the top competition again and there's a minor probability he loses. that leon edwards loss is what has him on my shit list
>conor
cutbabby that rose to fame fighting people way smaller, his win against alvarez was shit and eddie was bound to lose his next fight even if not conor. Lost to nate diaz then won a shitty decision where he completely gassed in later rounds
>had zero success against khabib after all that shittalk
>elias
flamboyant faggot that had just recently beat a shook eryk anders, lost to dumbass brad tavares, could not finish granddadkelly.
>backflip brazilian
who?
fucking bum that looked like shit against old ass grey maynard, last win is bj penn. not much to say about this boring one dimesional goof.
wtf, there's not much to say about mighty rat, he simply fought bums, the cejudo win was a fluke because he had landed fucking NOTHING significant in the rematch

see here

BJPenn.com

The new belt really sucks. It's like a numetal band designed it

Reply to current posts jewboi

Who would you match BJ Penn up with next?

Him and Conor would be a dream match-up.

brendan shaub

The fact that you SEETHING soibois have to dig up 8 year old fight where Khabib has a slightly close decision is hilarious.

He was unbeatable then and has only gotten better since.

Why don't you have a sip of your irish piss and think about McCuckor and his 0 title defenses.

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>58349257.45308 is 2317501.4063367 i did the conversion in my head

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That one arm guy from that wgaf promotion

BJ's leg was in

Brendan Schaub has accomplished more than 99% of MMA fighters.

He's a household name and more well-known that most of the UFC champions.

Khabeastiality lost bro get over it

She's just a girl.

Based and redpilled

>wake up to a dull grey light coming through my window and falling over my eyes
>i, confused by the haze of sleep, still believe that my dream that Megan Olivi was my girlfriend and that I am the UFC bantamweight, featherweight and lightweight champ was actually reality
>turn over in my bed
>no megan, no belts
>Mourn my loss
>birds chirp outside my window
>a smile spreads across my face
>my happiness and vitality has been fully restored as i remember something crucial
>I know today will be a wonderful day because I have remembered....
>I have remembered Conor won the third round, the story, the war, the battle, the conflict and the flushing+cracking of Fatbib's chin and all Dustin has to do is feint in his direction for Khabib to go out cold

Alhamdulilah

i only know one God sir and he sure has hell doesnt speak fucking pakistani.
Please speak about Him in the Queen's fucking english because he hasnt a clue what youre fuckin sayin to him you paki

BASED

Jonny Boney

Tony is finished

Inshallah

I've been thinking a lot about this fight and the reason why gooby lost is because he was wearing the wrong shade of green on his shorts

the fact that Kevin "The Pootown Peenom" Pee is outright wondering if his coach killed himself because Tony beat Kevin up makes me think yeah, that Tony is back
youtube.com/watch?v=7X8UMzTjZpU
Tony is literally taking souls

RIP Tony

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W-What have you done?

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Dubs and this curse is lifted from Tony
Singles and he kills his family

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tfw precum stringing out my weewee

oh shit my niggas

youtube.com/watch?v=kTioQdPkqDU

>Conor winning any rounds

You are still dreaming

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>a brit
>calling anyone else a paki

Sit the fuck down Mohamed

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>It's only business
>Guess so
Was there ever a more kino exchange in the UFC canon?

youtube.com/watch?v=DcMYbfKp344

Thawlts?

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i call em scrollers. youre on instagram and youre scrolling youre doing that because you think that lifestyles real on the other side except for mine i put that grass in myself, you wanna check that out its dope and uhh the biggest difference between myself and a lot of these other people is that im an athlete, a three sport athlete

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Why did God create an entire gender of cans?

Hail the new King of Manlets

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i took a lotta heat, i dont think anybody's taken as much heat as i have in this sport besides myself, i dont even like to toot my own horn man but toot

>goes on rogan once
Thoughts?

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stupid faggot is my first thought but gimme a minute something else might come to me, that's a really deep question that requires a lot of serious thought

Joe is gay literally

Can't wait for ryan hall to prove his unheemability once again by bjjsploding all over darren "brown belt bum" elkins

Khabib is ducking Hall

Khabib is ducking Seal Team Six

This is a rat race. But I’m no rat. I’m a f***ing turtle, ninja turtle. So which one is your favourite? I like Michelangelo. Next question.

Khabib is ducking non-kosher perishables

Khabib is ducking his wife's womb.

Hey FUCK YOU NEGRO

Khabib is ducking Punished Conor

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he looks like a 45 year old toddler somehow

you mean a midget?

Ben will humiliate Whore-Hay Assnipple

Wrong!

Tell me how your schaub was this morning.

For me, I can only describe it as unfinished business.

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twitter.com/EliamTheGreat/status/1136533427665145856

Miesha btfo khabib and Islam

6:35 - "this kid (conor) doesn't run the show. he don't run me"
8:30 - "apparently, he (conor) runs the show"

youtube.com/watch?v=kTioQdPkqDU

thawlts on tony's brain?

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chipped

pls delet

based

fucking based i remember transcribing a lot of that interview, that's peak tsperg

vittusaatana

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Transcribe this one
youtu.be/KX39SEQmMhQ
#woofwoof

>put on edgy brah on JRE
>not 5 minutes in
>Joe is gushing about Anthony Joshua's CARVED OUT OF GRANITE BEST HEAVYWEIGHT BODY OF ALL TIME
If he brings up Yoel again I'm going to fucking heem myself sleepy

Thoughts on helen yee? The best mma interviewer?

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Embarrassing that Rogan can’t talk about a dudes body without other dudes online immediately getting homosexual, cuck related thoughts.

Based

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>you have to hurt your opponent but at the same time you must also defend yourself

whoa whoa whoa no fucking way!

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Name a more powerful duo
youtu.be/Jw9HqEh8EKM

this
youtu.be/YK5V6ZX1J0s

>tfw no /heem/ nemesis

youtube.com/watch?v=DQTrEz5PHLc

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youtu.be/7X8UMzTjZpU
youtu.be/7X8UMzTjZpU

no matter what happens on saturday night, tony has already won the story of the fight

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I love when joe talks about living in New England during the winter like it is surviving the apocalypse.

Taking a big Schaub

this but unironically

Reminder to have a kale shake every night for regular healthy schaubs in the morning. For me? I use frozen blueberries, coconut, bananas, kale, collagen protein, red palm oil, a scoop of insta oatmeal, and mango kefir

twitter.com/TheNotoriousMMA/status/1136486620440473600
Yeah... thinking he’s back

he really will do anything on his hands do get the khabib rematch after porier right?

What is everyone else doing to kill time until the vivi?

Is hating Khabib the ultimate sign of being a socially retarded, racist virgin shut-in?

>they put us on this card for 1 reason only, and that's to put some pepper on, make it more spicy

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Thawlts?

Don't care about this retarded can with fake cans

That’s racist

Debatable

I agree but I disagree 50%

Did you see Meisha swoop in on Johnny Nunes and dig her talons in after he got cucked on TUF? She's so basic and he's so dumb.

Kevin Lee said he's staying at welterweight on his new JRE MMA Show episode.
I think he should move back down tbqhfam

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Bas Ruten pre-UFC.

The cut is too brutal for him at this point and will only get worse as he ages. He needs a new team and some EPO.

>wrestlefucking needs to be eliminated

yea but by better matchmaking. wrestler v striker is a boring matchup the has been done to death. we need to see striker v striker or grappler vs grappler in most fights except title fights or no.1 contender fights. there is literally no reason to see a wrestlefucking outside of fights where the outcome is significant for the division

He's based, and too smart for most of the retards that are involved in... or pathetically just 'follow'... martial arts. The choke is the king of submissions. Ryan Hall, another heelhook meme machine, says the same thing. The choke should be #1 in your training always.

The heem is just the choke of striking, so it's natural.

Heeming and putting people to sleep, that's what it's about.

He is going to be great at WW. He lost to a top3 ranked guy who also was a former champ. He needs to ease into WW.

bet the house on cowboy

He'll never be champ and I doubt he even beats Leon Edwards or Masvidal, much less any of Usman, Colby, and Tyron. Even Lawler and Askren fuck him up, not to mention upcoming killers like Luque.

Properpilled post

If you heem your opponent, you win. If he heems you, you lose.

at the end of the year the lightweight champion will be ________

Just a reminder that jimmy Manuwa is suffering from headaches and vomiting everyday from his concussions. Respect every fighter that steps in the octagon.

uh who?

Khabib

RDA is one of those guys that's way past his prime and doesn't belong in the top 10 but he keeps beating just enough bums like lee to stay up there lmao

Inactive

cuckald cuckboy cuckronne

>Cowdad Cerrone!!!

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me

dad cerone is unbeatable

Perfect

Gaychi

hasn't won a fight in 2 years.

based 1-1 at lightweight man

will never win a fight ever again actually

*rips your feeble spaghetti arm off my throat and breaks it with an americana*

Nothing personal, kid, I'll have your mum pick up your pathetic little cancuck ass after I'm done fucking her :^)

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>16 days till Arti vs Malinugget

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next 155 champ. book it dana.

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*decreases your house value*

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He was literally talking about running the show at the agency they both had before you retard

thawlts on weed shriveled dutch brains?

that's france you blithering idiot

based

now that everyone is freaking out about the end of the world lately, will we get to see khabib vs connor 2 before we all die ?

youtube.com/watch?v=6vMO3XmNXe4

wake up Cowboy

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> conor dickriders

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>tony has mastered waterbending
it's over

I would tap you or heem you within 30 seconds, I'll even let you pick how you go to sleep. I haven't been Americana'd in literal years, you think your jobber ass is going to manage to do it?

>KHABIB IS IN A VERY BAD SITUATION RIGHT NOW
>He needs to get a hand or a wrist or SOMETHING in there to make sure his neck isn't exposed
>OHHHHH conor raining down BOMBS.
>The ref may stop this fight.
>CAAAAAAAAAAAAN HE FINISH IT!?
>ITS UNDER THE CHIN
>He's got it! He's got it!
>HE TAPPED

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based connor won

How’s it heemin?

> Khabib CRACKS the chin of Conor McGregor

Lmfao, this muslim paki monkey is a wrestler and dropped the boxer
Pathetic

is there anything more pathetic than this fanfiction posting lads.

> pic related

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Wouldn’t it be funny if a guy was Jewish AND Muslim? Lol

and his name was JAMAL but he was ASIAN?

Did he actually write this?

connor won and you know it

ASIAN? water we doin here, MATHS?

Sounds like the racial demographics of you country, El diablo Creatura. Throw in some black, Mexican, Indian and native in there and you'll have a true blooded 100% 45 BMI American you fat burger eating cream drinking wanker

shut the fuck up luke

This is why your family never escaped Lithuania. They were literally too stupid. I can see the family traits are still going strong, RETARD

Everyone relax.

Post heems.

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right here buddy *heems you*

>spartan mentality

That was rude.

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Cody?

*referee doesn't stop the fight*
*gets unheemed from follow up strikes*
*recovers guard*
*locks in a triangle*
*put you to sleep*
*hammerfists you after the ref pulls me off*

Heh, maybe next time

And had a reputation for sleeping around but was actually a virgin? Haha

Lads, I'm In The System™ with John Danaher. I'm also beginning to Go Further Faster™ and learning gi materiel, which is surprisingly good. I'll be fielding questions for the next 10 minutes, so feel free to ask if you need any tips on your grappling.

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In the last two days I've been accused of being someone called Luke and someone called Valbong

Rest assured, paki, I am not a discordpaki. I don't associate with Yea Forums
people outside of Yea Forums Weird cunts

yawn, shut the fuck up luke no one cares.

based

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>wrestlefucking needs to be eliminated via a 10 second count (refs discretion) after both fighters hit the deck, standing them up if no sub is completed
No. That's the best way to fight. Nit just for humans but almost all land animals that fight intraspecies. Watch two bears or two komodo dragons go at it and you'll see them wrestling.
Grappling the most dominant and natural form of fighting, striking doesn't actually even matter that much and people need to get over it and accept it.

*wins the fight by dq* and everybody booes you*

heh I guess I won the story of this fight kid.

He looks like a Disney prince.

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Why do corporations do this?

Based

I know, right?

How do we save Rizin, lads? They can't afford to have another show as shite as the last one.

jeez that's a lot of views

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D day? It would really be more accurate to say d GAY!

Remember to thank a Jew today. I've paid for 2 Jewish persons meals today already as a 'thank you'.

let this weebshit die

por que irmao?

as lutas são de um nível muito abaixo e chatas.

What is this post referring to? Keep in mind, I’m open to new ideas.

I suppose you're right... but still, there is something special in the air when a fight card takes place in Japan and you see the classic ring. There's a sense of it being hallowed ground.

El Cucky

i'm sorry for being rude, i miss pride too, it's just that people watch it more for the cute jap girls here than because of the fights

Is there any fighter that isn't also a cuck?

at least half of their woman roster are lesbians

nice to know I have never given this company a dime

You weren't being rude, brother. I think your opinion is honest and accurate. But they do have based Guchi and Tenshin who are clear world-class talents. Plus guys like the Asakura bros, Jiri Prochazka, your countryman Luis Gustavo are all skilled fighters who could probably earn their place in the UFC. Sadly, that's still only a handful of talented fighters and no org can survive on such a small number IMO.

Unfortunately, heem is full of lonely, mentally ill people who don't know much about fighting and obsess over weird female fetishes and other irrelevant stuff. That probably won't change at this point. Most good posters are gone.

Tony

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It was a minor hall show hey didn't start putting together until April I think. They've done this before

lgbt is a big target group for whatever someone is selling

Okay what the fuck did he mean by this?

They're like less than 5% of the population. Dana is a *very* pro-gay atheist, though. Maybe that has something to do with it.

how new are you bud

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It's honestly insane how much better the average boxer is than the average MMA fighter, let alone comparing the cream of the crop.
Deontay Wilder could roll off the couch, strap on 4 ounce gloves, and beat Jon Jones into a living death in MMA in under a rounds, and in boxing it wouldn't even last a minute.
Jon Jones looks like a spastic autismite on stilts compared to Wilder, I cannot emphasise this enough. Jon is the undisputed GOAT of MMA and yet if he applied himself to a real sport like boxing he wouldn't even get beyond the regional level.
That's how astrologically huge the difference in skillset is between MMA and boxing.
>but the takedown! wrestling!
Are you serious? Are you serious? Be serious. These are world class athletes, they aren't just going to flop onto their backs like some drunk MMA retard. A boxer needs to be almost knocked clean out before he even considers falling from his feet, and trust me some drooling MMA dopenut trying to clobber a boxer with wild telegraphed meathooks isn't gonna even touch a boxer's guard let alone get through it.

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In honor of Pride month I will be stomping and kicking the head of anyone I see lying on the ground

you know exactly what he meant my man

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why isn't wilder a drawl ? i thought people liked heems

EEENNNUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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A surprisingly high amount of fighters are right-wingers despite epidemic levels of racemixing in MMA.

i understand you 100%, you might be the only actual good poster here

boomers dying off

5% is still a huge percent for marketing and sales

also this group tends to bandwagon certain brands and products that endorse them as they feel "persecuted" most of the time

Feminist trash trying to silence opinions she doesn't like

WMMA is garbage except for when it's feminine Asian women.

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Henry "Gold" Cejewdo

wilder training for a year before he btfo'd every other heavyweight boxer is enough of an argument for boxers being inferior athletes desu LMAO

The UFC is owned by Jew donors to the Democrat party. Maybe that has something to do with it.

how did the dems let this one slip by ?
youtube.com/watch?v=UZ4ZX4Jl3ig

Jon Jones would have Wilder on his back and break his arm within 2 minutes.
> All American wrestler
> BJJ blue belt under a grandmaster
> World class Muay Thai

Wilder would be taken down within minutes and seconds later he would be choked unconscious, elbowed unconscious, arm snapped, leg snapped or he'd tap

This sport is the pinnacle of fighting. It's near a complete simulation of real life fighting and your boy would get fucking heemed

No they aren’t. The idea that you’re pro LGBT is the potential

Will go down as the greatest mma image of our day

based

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Of course yurotards respond to the f level bait sincerely

tounge my anus nigger

The fuck, UFC is still up and running?

Can the top 10 guys in each division make a living off this clownery yet, or is it still worse than womens' soccer?

no one gets paid actually, but dana said he's making a homosexual muslim men division so we'll see how that goes

>tounge
He's not wrong to call you a yurotard

No its actually a prank the ufc ended 5 years ago the fuck you think nigger

Who takes it?

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Dana is pro-Trump and this is probably good for ratings.
Dana's masters aren't. And the money they make from the right-leaning UFC fanbase is given to Hillary Clinton.

Ultimately it traces back to the infamous Loretta Hunt video

The UFC is owned by the Saudis

seriously? they didn't include a single nigger in there? yeah im thinking ariel is basedpilled

askren is the only non flushed in there

I will never understand why this talentless jew always want everything to be about him.

yeah Ngannou has stronger punching power but is not as exploitable since there are many more was to lose in MMA

>yfw Ben BASEDkren heems Masvidal with a 720° head kick and flushes him down to the depth of rock bottom where he belongs

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bros she's actually pregnant, wtf do i do now? my life is fucking ruined

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johnny walker her in the babymaker

not retweeted by official glaad account. sounds like a scam.

it's a travesty dj khaled's miami restaurant hasn't made him their official spokesman

this is going to end very badly for you i promise you i am going to drive down to wherever you are in holland and fucking swing an axe at your body until you're unrecognizable

>grapplers can't wrestlefuck other grapplers

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we ignored canelo poster and he finally stopped. holland poster is more dedicated but just give it time. he'll stop.

Stop acting hard Luke you're a porky manlet

is his restaurant any good?

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give it to me straight heem, does sloppy santos have any chance against the GOAT?

ufc store has 7 israel adesanya t-shirts. it's official brehs, whittaker getting stripped.

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that's not the point. it's dj khaled. the miami legend. masvidal is from miami. finga lickin sells a 3 piece and a soda. it makes perfect sense. ali abdelaziz has got nothing on me. i'm the king of fighter management.

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i'm only joking haha

Imagine wearing another man's name.

youtube.com/watch?v=tQCbniCL824

I heard DJ Khaled is doing so well that he's trying his hand at stand up

Black, gay and his names Israel? WME must have had pre cum stringing out their weewees

I was going to say Askren because he has less CTE but after that round wind Robbie it’s hard to say

Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye
Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone
Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan
Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov

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Moraes
Eye
Sperg
Yan
Tuivassa

(Posting from my phone so here is a pic of a cat)

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Go be a dad you piece of shit. I promise you when you see that baby the first time you will not be thinking "my life is ruined", unless you are full *you know*.

Moraes
Jessica
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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that looks like a legit kata though. i recall doing something similar years ago when i did kajukenbo

Cowboy heems Khabib

Your thawlts?

nice and wholesome post
based poutinbro

people in the top 5 who tony would beat unironically
>Donald Cerrone
>Conor McGregor
>Dustin Poirier
>Khabib Nurmagomedov

Marlon Moraes
Valentina Shevchenko
Tony Ferguson
Jimmie Rivera
Tai Tuivasa

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i'm 18 bro, i don't even know how to tie my shoes yet

got nothing to do before the big fights lads

Wilder unironically heems the entire UFC roster.

I'm pretty sure Valbong has been posting with a proxy lately because I've been calling his posts out.

i like little girls, but damn is she ugly

It's owned by WME, and WME is ran by Jews.
I wish the Chinese bought it.

>i like little girls

wtf, are you a pedo or something?

My man Tuivasa
My guy Yan
My homie TFerg
My gal Val BULLET VAL
My nigger Marlon Moraes

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dont wish your days away user!!!

Don't care
Don't care
Ferguson
Don't care
Tuivasa

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Marlon Moraes
Val fer sure
My boy Tony
Based boxer Пётp Ян
Tai Tuivasa

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EMBEDDED
youtu.be/-pSWV1IwTgY

No. Having some cp on your computer does not make you a pedo.

>Not looking for spicy Yan vs Jimmie also
Fucking cazzie

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>midgets
oof, just oof

post your entrance theme for when you enter /heem/
youtube.com/watch?v=qFiDeTMX7hQ

youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

Active? Tony sperg
All time? Crocop

>almost got finished by Pettis
Stop this meme, if you are serious you probably need to stop taking so serious what is posted here and actually watch the fights

youtube.com/watch?v=oRiuF3LDUic

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>dude that's just tony's le ebic style, he always gets dropped! :D

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Based, contrarians have truly ruined any serious discussion about every good fighter on this general

Seethe

Henry
Jessica
Tony
Petr
Ivonav

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Cowboy riding his last rodeo

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conor was winning rounds 1 and most of 3

Based Tony baits Pettis by acting like he got hurt and elbows him in the face and Pettis quits after that round because he was bleeding

>Talking about a fight that exposes a potential hole in Khabib's game ruins serious discussion
Fuck off and go gargle some more muzzie semen, you sensitive cuck

How can Khabib call himself a Muslim when his wife is such a fat fucking pig?
Oh that’s right.

He fucks children.

Why would I be mad that your boy is a can lmao?

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>*heems GSP*

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when are we going to get a swedish homosexual muslim male division?

Felder

Khabisexuals are going to join Khabitch as his 72 virgins in the nonexistent afterlife after they all blow themselves up when he loses

we're all gay on the inside buddeh

>Thinking Askren will lose
Literally cringed honestly

>heemed by pillowfisted Poodley
>BULLDOG choked by Askren
Lawler is an easy 50-45 for the GOAT St Pierre

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Heh, I tip my fedora to you, my fellow big brained atheist

Based. Even Meisha knows Khabib is a cutbabby.

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DeAnna Bennett (125.3) vs. Karina Rodriguez (125.4)
Alesha Zappitella (106) vs. Viviane Pereira (106.7*)
Kanako Murata (116) vs. Liana Ferreira Pirosin (115.8)
Katharina Lehner (135.4) vs. Lisa Spangler (135.4)
Kaitlin Young (145.8) vs. Faith McMah (146.4**)
Chelsea Chandler (136) vs. Brittney Victoria Grizzelle (134)
Kelly D'Angelo (108.8***) vs. Jillian DeCoursey (105.4)
Konklak Suphisara (105.5) vs Monique Adriane de Oliveira Costa (105.6)
Valerie Wong (114.5) vs. Genia Gooden (114.3)

* Pereira missed weight by .7 pounds and has been fined 25 percent of her purse.
** McMah missed weight by .4 pounds and has been fined 25 percent of her purse.
*** D'Angelo missed weight by 2.8 pounds and has been fined 25 percent of her purse.

>Marlon Moraes
>Valentina Shevchenko
>Tony Ferguson
>Petr Yan
>Tai Tuivasa

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are those implants

Serious question here: How is Tony supposed to beat Dustin when Max couldn't? Dustin proved that le pressure fighting doesn't work against him, and Tony is even chinnier and has worse boxing than Max.

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As much as I love Cerrone, something in the back of my mind keeps telling me that Tony is going to murder him. Ever since that crazy look he had on his face against Pettis, and with how unstable he's been since that fight. It's frightening.

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not sure, she's actually just 28 but looks like a 40s milf

meisha has a nice pussy

>losing 25% of your money over .4 pounds
don't they make $2,000 a fight to begin with. i guess it doesn't really matter.

>are those implants
>not sure
lmfao

>infinite cardio
if he still has it he's not taking risperdal

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Moraes
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Rivera
Ivanov

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Im edging myself in anticipation of the fight

so the unanimous decision is that this was the best walkout song from the last ufc event?
youtube.com/watch?v=C-5nist-qeQ

Post your favourite Tony

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Moraes
Valentina
Sperguson
Yan
Tai

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Yes, and not good ones either. The kinda implant where the top comes off and one boob goes this way, the other one goes that way, and I'm standing in the middle like 'what do you want from me?'.

I'm not the type of guy to toot my own horn but uhh....*TOOT*

Candy Pooiz just ko'd the boxing GOAT so all in saying is it's entirely possible

Don't let Calendar(Lukas) get the new thread.

Mayweather is still undefeated in business and in the ring.

Ya'll the Nickelback of /heem/

youtube.com/watch?v=xqBNw4WSBQU

i'll support a thread coming from any flag other than USA

M-Mummy

Moraes
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Yan
Ivanov

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...

What are you talking about? there's close to zero pictures of his wife, and even then it's only her face yet you have seen her full figure and know everything about her right? seethe more faggot.

This man speaks the truth.
>caring about the opinions of a past-it roastie feminist
faggots, all of you cunts are gonna continue seething until the day khabib retires undefeated and even more so after.

Tony retires as most post fight rewards 13 win streak AND first man to legally win a fight by actual murder

Brian Caraway

Ben is going to give Masvidal a live nervous breakdown.

this but even more unironically

>How is Tony supposed to beat Dustin when Max couldn't?

Tony's just about smart enough to not play into Dustin's boxing guard and has the power to put damage elsewhere using weird tools. In a scramble, Tony will fuck him up.

Tony is looking particularly big at the moment, as well, and he's clearly really pissed off.

Marlon
Val
Cowboy
Yan
Tai

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