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Do friendlies count? IDK anything about divegrass

We don't care about soccer. Shut the fuck up stupid british

Friendlies do not matter

>Friendly
>Flopball
>Caring
Yikes

Yes, we know mls is a joke. That's why I stopped giving a shit about this r*ddit team.

why dont you post about the u20s match vs france

>caring about youth football
This is why we will never amount to anything like Mexico.

OH NO NO BROS WE LOST IN SEMEN SLURPING BALL YUROS ARE GONNA LAUGH AT US!

REGGAE BOYZ

>friendlies

literal equivalent of the Nations League

based jamaica

>hurr friendlies dont matter

Every game matters, losers

We're going to win the U20 World Cup. Those ancients will be phased out in due time.

Steffen out for Horvath

don't underestimate ecuador. they're fucking stronk

Damn Tony Meola allowed a goal vs Jamaica?

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>tf
>tp
Also unlike divegrass we actually like more then 1 sport

Based

So cringe.

Using the word cringe is pathetic, you yuropoor.

Why the fuck is a shitty MLS coach leading the team again

they were testing out the mlels shitters.

I couldn't tell you how many of us on Yea Forums knew this was happening before now, let alone those not on a sports forum knowing this match happened
Doesn't matter at all

Dee Jay > Balrog

A friendly literally resolved the CL this year.

because SUM Mafia wouldnt want it any other way

invest in US soccer goy-user, its definitely not a ponzi scheme

No, but it's still a bad loss.

Is it the Olympics already?

Holy Shit, that dude plays in our league. He's shit af.

I remember when you fatlards won against us in friendly before the WC and claimed friendlies were the most important thing in the World and you kept gloating about this for months even after we were world champs

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Pls stop bullying us. We have retards running the USSF who seem to be nothing more than a puppet for the MlelS.

well yeah, anything to make you each shit froggy poster

>each shit
You have progress to make Pedro

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Not enough Mexicans and german-americans yet. Give it a few more years until Pablo Hernandez starts at center back and Peter Schengen Bacher is the striker

>”United States will be a soccer superpower soon!”
>can’t even beat tiny Caribbean nations

Yea Forums ding-dong diddly working this simp

Based Jamaica.

Eh, I guess the men's team is moving up in the world, Jamaica's at least better than Tripadvisor&Trivago and they only lost by one goal.
If they continue improving at this pace, they might even get past the group stage of the World Cup in another 50 years lmao.
>tfw trying to laugh at my country's abysmal men's team to avoid that secondhand embarrassment

>not enough German Americans
They're the number one ethnic group in USA.

Why did you quote the last two? Retard

>it's a USA gets embarrassed by a Caribbean island nation episode

Getting tired of this one lads

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Why do you think we care?

The team is all mutts, spics, and slavs now who all play in different leagues and they keep wondering why we lose.

The president of US soccer is a spic, the technical director is a nog, and the coach is a beta white male who played defense because he just wanted to make the team.

Impossible to support these guys anymore. Completely devoid of any Americans.

Not true btw

BLACKED

Unironically, cucked by BBC

USWNT confirmed for USA's real team
that's... that's saying a lot, and it's sad already

I wonder what they're thinking 17 years later as we thought this was the turning point of US soccer.

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>team of MLS players beat by team of USL players
Fuck's sake, Yanks, get it together

I-it was our z team....

>caring about U20 dive grass when NBA finals, Stanley Cup Finals and even basebore games are more entertaining

This wasn’t U20, our U20 team is actually good.

This was a good result, it just confirms most of these people will play in the starting lineup ever again.

It was literally the B/C team, and not in the Mexican way

>divegrass
lel

based

Based mexican

>we

>It was literally the B/C team, and not in the Mexican way
amerimutts say this every time they lose

Literally nobody who played in this game will start in the Gold Cup.

first off, no. second off, it's demonstrably true. the majority of our friendlies don't have our strongest squad, and we aren't very good so we tend to lose a lot of those.

if you lived here you would know giving excuses for everything that doesn't go your way is the true american personality

>dont worry guys friendlies dont mean anything
t. germany before the world cup

since you suck too much frendlies are all you can participate bobby

Also France before the World Cup

>I DONT CARE ABOUT SOCCER ANYWAY I ONLY WATCH FLOORSQUEEK, SNOOZEBALL AND FAT NIGGER DODGEMS

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While there is some validity to the "but what if our handegg and apehoop players chose soccer instead" argument, what the actual fuck is going on with our academy system? Surely the talent is out there so why is there no development? Also why is half of every MLS team seemingly filled with central americans? I'd rather the quality of the league be even shittier if it meant more american opportunities

That guy would btfo of skinny tea-drinking faggot bongs.

thought it was a woman

>it just confirms most of these people will never play in the starting lineup ever again.

user, I...

Either way, the statement still stands