/hoc/

ayy plastic lmao

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You better stop watchin' that shit I tell ya. I mean it's destroyin'— IT'S DESTROYIN' YOUR BRAIN for cryin' out loud

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I like my girls like I like my ice:
white

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>brapfags

Youre sniffing the wrong hole retards

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Imagine not making your own adult movies with your girlfriend

Post link

These are the same fags who were scared of tv. Boomers really need to die off already their thought processes are obsolete and they have literally 0 use to the real world.

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A Y Y
L M A O

youtube.com/watch?v=844plbHuW84

patrician taste

Having to watch a recording of game 2 to cope with this gameless night...

Joke's on you, I wouldn't because then everyone could see my teenie weenie. Also there is no chance I would ever have a gf.

Busines idea: superstar shake up with nhl teams
Canes isles and wings drafted to west and get placed in salt lake Regina and Houston
Yotes and knights and Seattle drafted to east placed in quebec KC and Miami
Just a hypothetical. Obviously the cities can change. But every couple years just trade teams and shift them around. Ecxcept for the jets and bruins. If you make the second roun of playoffs you're not allow to be pick and thos two will always face eachother with jets ultimately winning the cup

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Also. Yes. I know. Laugh at the jets all you want. Another player "wants out" . It's all a show. They're all want out because despite the noble practice of kicking the shit out of St Louis in their zoo of a city, And losing on purpose. The jets players still haven't gotten mauri fired. Because Noel set the bar THAT FUCKING LOW. The players still like winnipeg and this won't be discussed further. My word onthis is Gospel and it will be treated like so

holy shit what the fuck is Chicago doing

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shook ones

Give us laine

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Based Don warning about the dangers of pornography

t-the golden knights have p-prospects. I-I swear guys!

The only player that really wanted out because he didn't want to expose mauri's blood sacrifice kabal rituals was from JEW YORK. And rightfully so. He is gone now. This cant b coincidense. Sayanora Kevin Gayes

*becomes superstar in montreal while folding 1000 cranes*

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Why would you want him?

scoring, and him playing with barzal

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>the darkie on the Wolves won't stop starting shit like a less-talented Evander Kane
>have to listen to the Chicago announcers try to defend him after every whistle because the Charlotte feed is cutting out
grim evening so far

started watching and they sound fucking bush league. one of the play-by-play guys is speaking 1 word a minute and he keeps sniffing and swallowing into the mic

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me when i see a knights """fan"""

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seems rather unsportsmanlike of you

with those broad shoulders is it safe to assume you are a puppers fan?

hmmm

what's on yer mind, champ?

feet probably.

God I hope not.

go knights
go wolves
simple as

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I haven’t posted any but we did make a full 20 minuter yesterday

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>go wolves
"No."

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my rapties :)

Go Wolves

simple as

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What's her height / weight?
She seems pretty, but maybe a bit too heavy.

They got shafted by the rags on that Hayes deal.

What the fuck is this gay haircut?

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5’6” 135ish

Ouch

Still 1000 times better than your picky ass can pull

>projecting this much
whew lad.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, amerifat

I have a question about hockey rules.\

What happens if a forward is driving towards the net, jukes a goalkeeper, and the goalkeeper dives with his stick flat to the ice to try and prevent the goal...but the forward basically bashes/shoves his stick at the goalkeepers to force the puck in? Are they allowed to do that? Like overpower a goalkeeper's stick save with their own stick?

If the goalie commits to the poke and there isnt "interference" I dont see why not

le seethe

>5’6” 135ish
Not to my tastes, but certainly not what I'd call "bad."
At least she's not an outright womanlet.

stick on stick is usually fine

Is this your girlfrien lad?

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Thats my sister what the fuck

As long as we're asking silly questions:
If one team has their goalie pulled, they take a shot on the other goalie, and that goalie makes a kick save that goes all the way down the ice and into the empty net... would it be disallowed for a "distinct kicking motion?"

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Can you guys shut the fuck up so I can think about hockey

No you idiot

he's a Yea Forumstard isn't he

yes

the nwo had the best entrance theme

Why not, though?
If he clearly kicks it, why wouldn't it be disallowed?

he's not an attacker.

Its just a jimmy hendrix rip off

Fair enough.
But if a defensemen who has lost his stick or something kicks the puck out of his own defensive zone just to try to clear the zone, but it ends up going all the way down and into the empty net, would that be disallowed?

not the wcw theme

Fucking Canadians and their fucking mandrama.

yes. no goal

shut up randy

how do mandrama fags live with themselves?

Usually in their parents basements

i don't ever wanna feel like i did that day.................

Never watched an AHL game in my life

So, not technically living with themselves.

HEY

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

>Wolves getting exposed as lucky refpuck babies
Based checkers
TAKE ME TO THE PLACE I LOVE

Yea Forums is probably more cooler than /hoc/

>Wolves getting exposed as lucky refpuck babies
>Based checkers
You shall be avenged, Bracketfriend.

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don't you post your wife on Yea Forums all the time

>only canadian and american posters itt

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Thinking about hockey...

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This disgusts me so much that I have no choice but to hide your post.

Based

why is it so easy to recognize randy's posts?

Because you're an autist

shut up bracket homo

93208014
Consistently the worst poster in /hoc/

>he said screeching autistically at his imaginary friend

>he deleted the post after being exposed
kek

>Wolves are losing
>the same darkie who's been starting shit all game starts taking fucking head hits
>Chicago somehow gets a powerplay out of it

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nah it was already deleted, 4chanX just lets you see deleted posts

So does clover unless you refresh the thread

yeah i know. you're not the first one to call him out. i just noticed he deleted it after you (you)d him

Nothing's ever truly gone.

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What was the post anyway

All I know is that all in all, the jets had a stellar season

it's right above you

>this early mock up ended up being pretty spot on as far as colors go

who'd a thought.

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>-4 second delivery
Based

Sam, do something productive with your life.

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Is this the porno user promised us?

Nah, I think he wants us to donate to his patreon first or some shit.

>he's a cuck
a vegas fan i'd imagine

>Tfw they end up pink and teal like the homo degenerate flag

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Xheattle Dickgirls

That sounds gay. I'd rather get high

time to hit the jim

My Rapties :)

>he doesn't know how to put a camera on a tripod
>or even just on a nearby dresser
>he thinks that anything that isn't handheld shakycam is cuck shit
I'm worried for you if that's the first place that your mind goes.

*oilers

DANNY MA'FUCKING GR33N

>he needs other men to jack off to his wife in order to get off
like i said, a cuck

yeet yeet dab, my fellow N-word

Why the fuck is nigger dunk on? I want to watch modern family

what is it with americans and their cuck fantasies
something you want to share with us lad?

you're the one defending a cuck lad. why is that?

edge and mr. mcmahon have the best themes

Imagine still finding this funny

Mega cringe.

Is that what I’m doing?

M.N.M already had the hiphop gimmick down I don't know why they needed the blacks. R truth? Unnecessary

It's called conditioning user look it up

>user can’t stop thinking about being cucked
>somehow it’s the rest of the class that has a problem

don't upset yourself with the mentally illcels lad

apple sauce

go raptors i guess

Apple cider

Just fell asleep, lads

>dont want Toronto to win
>want to piss off burgers

Tough call lads

Apple Jacks

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but you're the basketball nation.

literally only northern californians are the only burgers that want the warriors to win retard
so, go ahead and cheer for the warriors to fulfill both of your requests

uh oh

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I hate Toronto so fucking much. Disgusting communist faggots

>Toronto wins
Laugh at Americans
>Golden State wins
Laugh at Torontistan

Simple as.

apehoop is pretty gay
toronto is just btfoing these fags

I dont watch nigger ball but I'm sure the American fans are tired of the same team winning.

K*****s is working overtime in the floorsqueak thread deleting off topic posts, lads.

Don't give a fuck, lad. Is the game almost over? I want to watch moder family

>reddit family
what's next bud, big bang theory?

Very grim but 3 and half minutes left.

Is Danny green wearing timbs?

wish i was hugging a doggo right now lads

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Once you get past the faggot uncles and the annoying fat Mexican kid, its a pretty funny show. Pretty clever. Pretty witty

It's basketball though. It'll take like 20 minutes to play that much.

the jazz would bootyblast both of these shit teams

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looks like my friend charles who died of lung cancer a few months ago. the dummy smoked like 4 packs a day desu.
thank you for reading my blog.

Couldn't even watch the Goldberg's. Theres a baseball on

MY Rapties :)

>watching network tv in 2019
wew

Jeremy Lin aka reddit darling gook

Do you ever think how fucked it is when you're watching championships like "I could be watching history right now"

Game 7s are literally win or you're out

It's a bit surreal, im watching this right now, ive been following the raptors since the day they were announced. But i dont feel anything special about it. Granted im dead on the inside, and stopped actually "caring" about sports years ago, but i just cant believe what im seeing.

I don't give a shit

this is /hoc/ not /rude/

whoever wins the next game will definitely an advantage in the series

this is /beav/ too

Just learned that Alex Newhook is eligible for 2019 draft and I guess his younger sister is the next big thing on female side

eliteprospects.com/player/320307/alex-newhook

I’ll sniff your mom’s /beav/ if you catch my drift

youtube.com/watch?v=BkcHvzCq16A

youtube.com/watch?v=b-oYjtlKOyE

New ones up gents

youtube.com/watch?v=gmWVNFqz5og

imagine how autistic the creator of these videos is

This marblenigger is a faggot

that channel has almost half a million subs

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>tfw oceanics and don't want to suffer any longer

Hazers for life

>redditlympics
OUUUUUUT!

is that stadium filled with marbles as fans

Yes

>he's talking about a marble interim coach
oh no no no no

Do you think he is able to know which marble is which.

>is that stadium filled with marbles as reddit
>he's talking about a reddit interim coach

So are you hitting that or nah?

If a /hoc/ poster is plowing that we are officially the most Chad general

If you ran a marblelympics yt channel would you tell your father about it?

youtube.com/watch?v=3bFEqFu_OJ8
it's up lads

if you run a marblelympics channel, your father already knows

he would see you playing with childrens toys in his basement everyday anyway

You are literally a cuck dude, no other way to put it

Guys I’m scared
I heard my mom say my name
But she died last year

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Rest in Peace

>believing in ghosts

did you ask her if the blues win?

The further I look into the marblelympics the deeper the rabbit hole of autism goes. This is fucking insane.

was she hot?

he says while posting in /hoc/

ask her what heaven's tax policy is

This shit is beyond /hoc/ There's even a fucking wiki

>almost time for /hoc/ d&d
based

Huomenta ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

MY brapties :)

yo

/hoc/ ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ edition

Huomenta kaapo

If the green ducks win the Marblelympics I will assume it's rigged

That's not new you nigger faggot
Oh look a new thing, leafs with shit opinions
Based cope

Just brushed and flossed bros

Congrats on the fortnite win

>you don't like muh rolly reddit balls? Shit opinion

is the best team merch just a plain black/primary color shirt with the logo front and center?

back to /x/

>mad
>at marbles
Is there anything that doesnt make leafs angry?

Yeah for a funeral maybe

>mad
>at fun

RIP midnight wisps

>mad
>at literally anything
albortan spotted

i refuse to get blamed for albortionposting

BASED ed still seething at everything

nah it's worst, a Yea Forumstard

>:^(

Based schizo

i just want both teams to lose

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getting drunk and watching terminator 2 lads.

There was a car with an alberta plate parked in one of my neighbours driveway todsy. Thought about /hoc/ then thought about egging it.

Fine
Is there anything that doesnt make ed from edmonton seethe?

Iktf

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did any Hongcouverans here actually care about the Guzzlies when they were still in BC?

Last summer in traffic I called someone an albortion when I seen his plates and he didn't even register it. They're so fucking stupid

I personally haven't even heard of them until about 4 or 5 months ago

I actually do hate fun. But even in saying that. The olympireddits aren't fun

>olympireddits

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>hating things
>not having clownworld joy in everything
honk honk

nope. Tumbleweed attendance.

sort of, but the team was shit. no chance to grow the market

playing basketball in vancouver would suck if you were a pro. literally 0 black people here

kek i saw a black kid walking down the street near my place the other day and you could see all the asians physically avoiding him

the gym staff at my local gym is a black dude. he's really nice to everyone but he's literally the only black person i've come into contact with. must suck for him

business idea: Hongcouver gets a new nba team with Yao Ming as the owner

The blueberry farmer wants an NBA team so he can fill up Rogers another 41 nights a year (main reason he bought the lacrosse team and moved them downtown). But we won’t get one before Seattle.

fuck the lacrosse team, it just made the ice shittier

>But we won’t get one before Seattle.
probably won't get one before las vegas either

what part of toronto you from lads?

In game of hoki only goals are. counted. You have to make one more than the opposing team to win. Goalies play important role in stopping the pucks. Hoki game is often battle between goalies.

oh wise pekka, who will win tomorrow's stan lee bowl?

Boston will win 5-2

don't be silly wrap your willy

are you sure?

what moves do you hope >your team makes this off season?

Get rid of laine

Move to Saskatoon so I can finally be free

NOT trade for zaitsev

truly offseason /hoc/

Get a top 6 forward and get rid of Subban

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no one wants pubban anymore

Less focus on "le offensive defense" and to make an actual competitive defensive core

>Cassidy genuinely thinks Schenn perfectly calculated a way to deflect the puck in Chara's jaw
Thanks for the laugh Boston

t. shork

what? post source

twitter.com/wyshynski/status/1136316247208017920

Canucks will take him for a draft pick and Baertschi : )

are you just pretending to be retarded?

benning doesn't like subbans uppity attitude

real pookcific hours

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real phaggot hours lads.

>rumour kadri going to Jets
i will fucking disown this shit team if they draft that abortion

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>13 years ago it was 06/06/06
spooky

>The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
absolute kino

general reminder that canada won d day

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

Can't slip anything past this guy

they helped

i'm so bored lately that i've resorted to watching tna wrestling on twitch

that guy confirmed for not jones

>w-we don't even want karlshit

i've been bored too. i watched tna like 14 years ago and liked it, but i'm sure it's shit now right?

they play their classics on twitch. right now it's sting vs foley in a cage match

possibly one of the greatest nhl stories of all time

youtu.be/tG-IGNvfrg8

i didn't know that the twitch stream was a 24/7 vod stream. i thought that they had gotten so desperate for views that they resorted to streaming the live show on twitch. guess i should've actually opened it

they do that too kek. it's on fridays but i don't watch it, i just tune in and see if they have an interesting classic match from the 2002-2009 years

if only it wasn't shitcongo

the greatest of course being vegas making it to the final in their first year.

>look up impact's tv network
>it actually is a fishing channel
lel i thought people were memeing about that. they're better off doing the live shows on twitch then. i really like the 6-sided ring, it's a shame they got rid of it

>rph is comprised purely of mandrama faggots
color me surprised.

twitch gives you some pretty good money, i'm surprised more companies haven't jumped on it. you see some other live shit like bob ross, but not much else

how many seconds in a year?

depends

this tna match is hockey related because it features a penalty box. foley just got put in for 2 minutes
i remember when bob ross first got put on twitch, it was a massive draw. haven't checked in on old bob in a long time, i should do that when the stream is back up

12
january 2nd
febuary 2nd
march 2nd
april 2nd
may 2nd
june 2nd
july 2nd
august 2nd
september 2nd
october 2nd
november 2nd
december 2nd

i'm only watching it due to boredom desu, i don't watch it or follow it for at least over 10 years now

bob ross gets kinda boring fast. i only really watch the beavis and butthead stream and sometimes the tna stream on twitch

>beavis and butthead stream
fuck i'm out of touch. what's the stream name for that one?

twitch.tv/wokewojak
it's an illegal stream but the host doesn't give a shit

based thanks. how'd you find out about it?

just browse shit due to boredom lel

nice. wish twitch still had passwords for channels so there could be more streams like that one

if you wanna just watch random shit you can always try arconaitv.us/ or cytube

i used to watch seinfeld on arconai, haven't gone to that site in a while though. i see they've added a ton of shit since i last went. loved synchtube for attitude era matches + to catch a predator with bros. not seeing anything on cytube i wanna watch so meh

based

i miss synchtube so much, there was a pretty good Yea Forums community. on cytube it's just a Yea Forums channel and sometimes Yea Forums whenever it wants to stream. i'm considering making a /hoc channel so we can watch some hockey movies during the offseason to cure the boredom

>93208371
shoo shoo reddit nazi frog

>no one will step up and steam movies for /hoc/
nice poomunity >we have here.

sounds like it mite b cool. i'd join

based replying to 6 hour old posts retard

im afraid of prison

dude you can stream on yt no problem. i'd do it but i live in the middle of nowhere so my internet is shit.

My upload speed is probably too shit

i don't think anyone would join during the regular season, or even now in the playoffs. also how many hockey movies are there? off the top of my head i can only recall

might ducks 1 and 2
mvp
slapshot
that goon movie with shawn william scott

it doesn't need to be a hockey movie. once again /hoc/ is overthinking shit.

latvia streams movies for us every now and again on twitch

I could stream some anime for my /hoc/ frens

anime? more like really gay lol

should at least watch some hockey movies though. pretty sure most of us haven't watched mighty ducks in years

bar user back from the bar drunk as hell

who?

what'd you get from micky ds

what did you and your fellow degenerates talk about?

no mcdz, took a cab home and ate leftovers

Who is Finland bandwagoning in the finals?

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thinkin' bout food/slag poster

>what're you in for
>"h-/hoc/posting"
>gets stabbed 3 hrs later

Boston because I want Rax to win the conn smythe and I want to keep the Blues cup drought alive

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not looking so good for you.

why does bulju hate mcmeme so much?

Glad nationaldag Sweden

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It's a character thing

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i hate that poster, it's some cannibalism shit

>it's some cannibalism shit
how do you figure?

what else would it be?

autism?

makes sense the more i think about it. boy this took a dark turn.

some dude a few days ago said he had a cannibalism fetish, so it wouldn't surprise me if that is what it was

i've seen him in multiple generals and gamethreads. never really seen him type words other than "le beaute" or whatever. treuly the most mysterious poster on spee

the most mysterious poster is tripping balls guy. he either has severe ptsd which caused him to have schizophrenia or he's done literally every single drug available which is why he types weird shit

May we discuss bulju. Which team is trading for him?

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>/hoc/ is now autistically deducing that the british slag poster is a secret cannibal
laughing out loud at you retards

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he's a canadian though

>british
??

back to liiga for him

no idea why i wrote brit, probably sleep deprivation

the theory makes sense when you think about it.

what is bulju even worth? a 6th round pick?

Absolutely it does. There used to be way more obviously crazy/retarded people like this on Yea Forums back in the day

a 7th and future considerations desu

there was pizza everywhere in Yea Forums 5-8 years ago, especially during big event gamethreads

maybe the shorks can mold him into a big stronk power forward.

>seattlenhlfans.com
>What do YOU, our FANS want the team name to be?!

1. Something mythical
2. Some stupid animal
3. Like...planes or space needles or something
4. Cannibals probably

>mythical names win, suck it fishfags
>two weeks elapse
>new vote

1. Swimming things
2. Scary things
3. Other things
4. Not relevant

>Kraken....scary or swimmy?

It's almost like they didn't get the result they wanted and they will just do it over and over until they get the result they want.

#releasethekraken

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Sockeye(s) is baby mode.

Jokerit

Hook me up with NHL GMs lads I know the biggest Finnish steal of the draft

Got 3 hours of sleep and have to work in an hour anyone got any tips so I dont pass out?

Go buy some möfö

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Keep your water bottle filled at all times and take a sip every few minutes or so.

Mofo=Energy drink?
Thanks, I usually do but I'll make sure I keep on top of it

coffee, walk around as often as possible (even just to work), try to catch a 20 minute nap on break if you can and splash cold water on your face. keeping in motion is key, you really feel the tiredness when you stop moving for awhile
t. worked the graveyard shift for 4 years and could never sleep well during the day

Thx mate, will give it a go. I work on an assembly line so not much room for walking but I'll just do donuts until I'm dizzy

We cytubing the draft?

You're gonna work an assembly line shift on no sleep? Kek how the fuck is that even worth it?

Go in for an hour and leave because you "feel sick" and you'll look like shit anyway so they'll believe you

Who is it lad

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The money is 2 steps above decent and I'm not going to be doing anything better. Plus if I make it through I can go home and sleep for 10 hours instead of the 4 I'll get if I leave early

So who are the bruins playing in place of chara? Kampfer? That Finnish guy? The fucking bust in zboril? Bruins will be lucky to win game 5 tonight and if gryzelkyk isn’t coming back they’re fucked anyway.

Bruins sweep in 6

Brave Scale Woman

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They're trying to say Chara might play now

Is "physical team" just hockey code for intentionally injures opponents players? The Blues are the Bountygate Saints of the NHL.

>>>/nfl/

>>>/dumb nigger/

Nobody this year, then the Devlels will give him a shot the year after

31,536,000 for non-leap years

This song is LIT

youtube.com/watch?v=RoDdzqH4WQc

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Imagine getting played at your own game and screaming that they’re trying to injure the other players lole

Why do you say that?

You for got all the 22nds

say na na na

Fuck does this even mean

Xeattle are going to be the pink & teal Sockguys with a fanbase full of unironic Antifa-supporting homos, and they will steal all of >YOUR favorite players

that america is the inferior nation 12 montha of the year

1. Liiga
2. NHL
3. KHL
4. NLA
5. AHL
6. SHL

Yes

Imagine toothless Chara skating in pink, while 10.000 rainbow fags cheer.

Saving a coke for tonight's game lads just like Chara

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Press F to pay respects

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S

F
Nassau should always stay the home and not barclays

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>be one of the richest cities in the world
>force one of two hockey clubs to play in a 50 year old dungeon
does the new york jewery know any limits?

That 50 year old dungeon is still pretty /comfy/. Too bad they renovated it so the old campiness isn’t the same. The food is still ass but you aren’t gonna eat the food there anyway.

if its so comfy why do people not want to attend the games

are we pulling Australia or West Indies in today’s match? For me? It’s the West Indies.

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People do attend it though.

He didnt even skate yesterday, he's done. Bruins will probably run 7 d. They played a stretch of games without Chara in the regular season, obviously the stakes are higher but perhaps the younger fresh legs give them a boost. They're getting stuck in their own zone way too much and not punishing the Blues' aggressive checking. I love Chara but this might be a blessing in disguise 5 on 5, will definitely miss him on the PK though

>not punishing the blues offensive checking
Because they’re pretty much equal teams, but with time the blues have been chipping away at the bruins health, while they’ve been getting help in the form of sandford and dunn. They did that with the jets, and the stars and the sharks, and maybe with the bruins as well

>I love Chara but this might be a blessing in disguise 5 on 5, will definitely miss him on the PK though
kek
having fun relying on manlet dmen to keep the puck outta the net

youtube.com/watch?v=fIKJOrgqBKc

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Not ideal but it is what it is, I'm trying to look at the silver lining. Chara means a lot to the Bruins but I also believe they can win two of the next three without him and the added speed will help. Like I said, his biggest contribution is on the penalty kill because he takes up so much space near the goalline, but 5 on 5 he cant fucking move when Blues get possession. Just watch the games, he is near useless clearing the zone. Run the 7 defense, sit Backes and double shift Pastrnak/whoever, let the chips fall where they may.

Chara is on ice for practice today shitlords

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Reminder that Toronto is the Cleveland of Canada

If Cassidy is stupid he would run 7 defenseman. Chara is old and a liability but his size is still felt. He should at least see if gryzelyk is healthy, and if he is put him in the lineup since you need anyone at this point, even if he did fuck up with that awkward injury that didn’t deserve a suspension at all

blessed post

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for me, it's limping out onto the ice in a no-contact jersey to try to sell the illusion I might play later that night

twitter.com/friedgehnic/status/1136645515188363265?s=21
Also both are game time decisions. I think with how urgent you need to play, both are gonna be in but battered and banged

For me it’s the Columbus bluejackets

He has a fucking broken jaw. He's not playing this series my guy

And it’s the NHL where players can play with torn groins and broken ankles during the finals. Remember bishop in the finals back in 2015? Dude was playing with no legs and did a decent job

When a player scores a goal and then the announcer makes sense pre-planned try hard call on it, it really ruins the moment for me.

You mean when bishop was in so much blinding pain he couldn't even see Hedman and gave Patrick sharp a free goal because of it

do i really need to invoke burgerman playing with half a lung

Hello chiraq go back to the hole where you belong and brag about that so called “dynasty” being swept away by nashville lole

Literally nothing to lose running 7. They've lost a dman 2/4 of the games (losing the 2 games) and their second line and has given them nothing. Sit Backes (who has been slow and ineffective) and run the extra man as insurance

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And I’ll argue that backes is a key part of their forecheck. Sure he is older and doesn’t serve much of a purpose, but you need that against the blues.

Backes has been effective you stupid faggot do you even play hockey

Fuck niggers
Fuck jammies

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Do you even watch the fucking games? He's done ZERO out there
>muh physical presence
It's been him getting btfo physically every game and creating zero chances. How can you say he's effective if not ironically? Christ

>He's done ZERO out there
he hasnt been on the ice for four (4) goals against like pasta

eating up minutes without being a liability is a good thing

alright cool youve convinced me

What's your idea of effective hockey you fucking sunbelt faggot

Ottawa what the hell are you doing?
twitter.com/Senators/status/1136649803411144704

he convinced me bro calm down i agree with hoc now

they want a cheap scapegoat at the helm

I'm not you're bro you sunbelt faggot

oof!

Yo man Chicago!

Fuck the sunbelt
Fuck finland

finns are friends

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Finland has as many cups since 1993 as Canada

Redpill me on AHL lads.
All I know is the current world champion tendie wasnt good enough for that league. It must truly be for Gods. Right?

and as many olympic golds in mens hockey as usa since 1980

AHL is babby league. You don’t want to be stuck down there

The one on the left looks like my aunt.

You had to include men's because we have more gold medals than you. Canada is pathetic. Some 5'5" American names Gary Bettman took the only thing you guys had going for you lol

If its babby league how come Lankinen was not good enough to fit there?
The guy shut out the best Russian team in modern history.

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>more gold medals
based retard

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Who would win?
All of Canada
Vs.
a 5'5" Gary Bettman
OH NO NO NO

>he’s going at this argument again
Fuck off

with jews you lose

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Oh you're still talking about hockey? We already fucking took that from you. Enjoying St. Louis vs Boston?

yeah, im enjoying seeing canadian perform at the top level for both teams
likely a conn symth in it for canada as well

America takes the best from other countries and allows them to perform for America on American soil while the trash from their old country watches like cuccs in the corner

Here's what it's like to be an American hockey fan:

Imagine you're in Japan, and you're watching a Japan-based basketball game. Every single player on the basketball court is black, very black, and clearly from Africa. Wide noses, big lips, long dreadlocks. All of them.
They hit long 3's, do 360 dunks and generally light it up and put on a show.
The Japanese man beside you says "Ha! See? I told you that the Japanese were amazing basketball players!"

You think to yourself "The players in the game are clearly not Japanese, and yet this man pretends that they are because they're being paid to play in Japan. He actually believes that Africans playing basketball in Japan makes Japan good at basketball."

and now you understand what it's like to be an American "hockey fan" who cheers for "American" teams and believes that it's an "American win" when Boston wins the Stanley Cup.

I heard karlsson might be going back to ottawa
Imagine being a sharks fan right now

Here's what it's like being a Canadian hockey fan:

You grow up watching your home team lose.

You grow up watching your country lose.

You watch Americans celebrate Stanley cup championships your entire life and think to yourself "I'm so proud to be Canadian, my team and country constantly loses. Players from my country desperately try to win trophies for America. Sometimes they play with life threatening injuries to satisfy their American overlords"

A basketball game plays in the background. Your neighbors Jaraquiarius and Chin Lo and screaming loudly at their televisions.

O' Canada

This would make more sense if the Japanese man was mocking the obvious inferiority of whatever country the players were from

>You grow up watching your country lose.
false

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Be nice to canada guys, those gold medals are all he has.

>obvious inferiority of their home country
>win every international best on best competition
desperation

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Keep living in the past

objectively false

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>y-your country lost all the time in your past
no they didnt
>STOP LIVING IN THE PAST
top cope

You posted a 5 year old picture from the biggest joke tournament in all of sports

The final is tonight. Boston and St. Louis are not Canadian cities.

>2016 was 5 years ago
ok, now is the moment we've reached full retardation

I love watching this same Canadian get BTFO over and over

I love watching this clan of Americans get BTFO over and over and compensate by claiming they "won"

Imagine unironically being proud of a 2016 "World Cup of hockey" win over team North America

Say the KEK still watching the NHL

imagine unironically creating a national team from the ground up with the intent of destroying team canada then proceeding to never winning a single game

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What is this a trophy for ants?

Good job winning that ribbon in that FAGGOT tournament no one respects buddy sorry you haven't won anything since. You cheering for St. Louis, Missouri or Boston, Massachusetts to win the Stanley cup?

Canada is bandwagoning st louis this year just like they bandwagoned the knights last year and again they will get BTFO

Funny you should post that image. Tortorella is from Boston. When's the last time your hometown won the Stanley cup?

>bandwagoning another franchise
seems like a cuck-merican move
not a chad-nadian one

watch the SCF for the love of the game, not the city hosting the team

COPE

which part of missouri or massachusetts do you reside in user?

Sounds pathetic.

Ask your mom she was here last night

torts was also the brain child of the team usa roster in the 2016 world cup
is it any surprise a moronic burger like his put together a win-less roster?

she tells me you're some sunbelt cuck
not surprised at all tbqh

also enjoy the VD

It's 2019 and his hometown team is playing for the cup. Congrats on the world tournament of hockey win though, I'm sure it's a dream come true for a retard like you

She paid for her own greyhound ticket btw

for a shrimp dick like you?
jesus she must be desperate

More of a poor reflection on her

New thread when? This one blows dick just like OPs mom.

Canada getting BTFO multiple times and then they're going to watch two American teams play in the final tonight

>cringepilled
rooting for "national teams"
>basedpilled
rooting for mercenaries contracted to play for your city

back to claiming you won?

>rooting for mercenaries contracted to play for your city
top cuck mentality right here
these mercenaries are fucking your wife right now and all you can do is clap

BOILING

>umad
now we've reached the peak of sunbelt """"""""""banter""""""""""

Given the choice, they win for America. Case closed

T. Logic Professor at Ivy League school

>the stanley cup is a competition of nations
that degree must have a scratch and sniff sticker

God shut the fuck up the thread goes to shit when this happens

YOU STOLE THIS FROM /trans/! THIS MEANS WAR /hoc/!

i only finished it. but ill respect dem sextuplets

should have stole it for Taylor

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Czech'd but not Slovak'd.
Bad get tbqh.

cringe digits
t. /cric/

/hoc/ BTFO

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2? 2? 2? 2? 2? 2?

...

>/hoc/ got the worst digits you can possibly get
OH NONONONONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>/hoc/
what a waste

and here come all the /hoc/ beta orbiters

Hoc is always shit

/hoc/ RUNS SPEE

>tfw made the post for the GET
/hoc/ BTFO.

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ny/uutiset

>early
Hard shant.

Shan’t use a early and rude thread

Kill yourself, Cai-Göran Bögsson

new non-early thread

And so, there was peace between America and Canada.

Ok this is epic