Chad Tsu vs Virgin Messoy

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90% of the goals against teams in the tier of andorra or san marino

Daily reminder he is still awaiting a federal prosecution for rape in the USA

Take his Euro Qualifiers away and Messi has the same

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>ali daei
literally who?

>the Mauler of Moldova
>the Annihilator of Andorra

some iranian dude

money talks so most likely charges will be dropped if not Tsu can hire the best lawyers money can buy and settle out of court.

You got to beat what's in front of you not Tsu's fault he's a goal monster

it is the name of the saudi guy who posts here

No he isn't. The criminal case is being investigated by the Las Vegas PD if im not mistaken. What went to federal courts is the civil suit.

Unlike Nerman, Poonaldo doesn’t strike me as a rapist at all

Ronaldo has 88 now.
>17 in friendlies
>Messi has 30 in friendlies
TSUUUUUU

Friendlies are tougher when Andorra counts as an official game

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Idk why you guys make these threads. You won't spite Messoyfags that easily, they'll use the "b-but muh Messi is a playmaker" card or blame his shortcomings on Higuaín. If you bring up assists they'll then deflect it saying he'd have far more if he didn't have to play with """shitters""" like Aguero and Di Maria.

Stop wasting your time and make a TSUposting thread next time.

Do U20 or Olympic goals count for this?

No

Ronaldo has Euro qualifiers with Andorra and San Marino.
The Copa America don't have qualifiers.

Messi has better casual passes this season than most player have during their entire careers

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big goals in big games matter in our sport, not aesthetic passes through an eye of a needle, yank.

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>hat tricks are an important stat

True, but Portugal is a mediocre team at best. Argentina have always been at least a top 3 team in South America even at its worse. Messi should've scored far more than he did especially in World Cups but I'm sure you have a reasonable explanation for that. As usual, it's not his fault.

Messi is a playmaker that just happens to be a ridiculous with the ball and shot placement, it's the reason he can score goals and has double the long distance goals of anyone this decade. He's not a tap in poaching master like others. If you watch his videos from when he was 12 years old he is still building up play in Newells in nearly the same way while his striker is the one scoring.

Well yeah Messi should have done better especially in 2010 and 2011.

Portugal is not a mediocre team. They got to the World cup semis and Euro finals in the 2000s and won the Euros in 2016.

>20 hattricks put together
>only one against a decent side -Bayern-
>it was pure refball

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They literally lost an Eurocup to Greece. Fucking Greece. If that doesn't scream mediocrity, what does? Also, don't try to be sneaky and use 2016 as an argument. Their campaign was awful. If not for the change in format which allowed the best 3rd placed teams to advance they would've been out in the group stage. And their group was one of the easiest.

this current portugal team is probably the best since 2006 desu. as long as cancelo plays and they get a good manager i can see them doing even better