/cric/ West Indies vs Australia #1

Only post if necessary

theyll need to holder on to hope if they want a chance at beating the aussies

Was your response necessary?

the table topping black caps

>matt henry is the leading wicket taker of the tournament
honestly grim

the flop black cucks

the table sanding australians

the "after the first over it's over" black cucks

ladies and gentlemen it's showtime

think I'll do another please watch our world cup thread but I need a good webm

aussies cannot handle the pressure

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got the pinnacle of webms for you here m8

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Okay this is epic.

pretty boy judge shades of anthony joshua

don't disrespect Jose Altuve like that

NIGGERS VS THE AUSTRALOID

I support the NIGGERS

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its funny when the mega stars in their sports go around eachother they begin to pose for cameras kek

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Will

This is the post

not even hovering over that link

non niche post

*wins*

you can get a 3 month free trial for Kayo if you have a beteasy account lads.

>australia wins
>Starc and cummins to get injured
best outcome for today

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based

waiting for the shops to open at this point

It’s only for existing members I think

there are no favorites at this wc
got a bad feeling about this brehs

hes shitting his pants

*ahem*
Fuck cuckmiris
Fuck niggers
Fuck dravidaniggers
Fuck chamars
Fuck muzzies
Fuck diaspora muzzies
Fuck pakis
Fuck poonjabis

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England

cricket?? yaaaaay

BASED

accuse the team you would most like to see fall flat on their front as being favourites

it doesnt start for another 5 hours

australia undefeated. not even memeing

West Indies rons tings

Tipping Trinibro to make an appearance tonight

can feel the hype building around this fixture

You now remember Kieron Pollard

its going to be a long day of drinking
west indies vs england
then
england vs holland

>west indies vs england
Next Friday

haha yeh

that sucks then

*watch cricket*
>iq raises by 10
*watch hockey*
>iq drops by 100

How are the poms going to cope when they boo warner and smith to multiple tons and lose the WC? Think they'll double-down during the ashes?

I rate this 9/10

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based alchy locks u living that neet good life?

familiar with 3-month trials are you?

cheering for the Tendies ngl

lmao you diaspora muzzies sure are mad

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who are you talking to you dumb curry

hungry for a banitsa

...

Wish poo tourists like the above pooposter stop posting here

>t. poonjabi nigger

odd group.

Rajiporter you here m8?

Reminder that half the (You)s to that cuckmiri were given by the dravidanigger and the other half by diaspora mudslimes. Pathetic.

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crispy on the outside, chewey on the inside

need curries to lose so they all fuck off

God the cricket subreddit is fucking awful. Full of fucking poos it’s disgusting

>al-muhammad goat fakher

This

Meanwhile

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You're that paki aren't you?

Yeah I'm here :)

>everyone who bullies me is a muslim
KEK

I would also want you to mention the names of those goat rapists. We have more than 200 million mudslimes here.

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grim

LARP as much as you want ahmed.

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what the fuck is wrong with subcontinentals

Bet this newfag thinks he is an epic troll
Fkn retard

Keep posting fake news ahmed.

> LARP
Got him on the ropes lads

Okay poominder.

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Cheeky Zinger box on the cards

how's life m8?

You're still LARPing iraqi nigger in australia.

even Indians hate Indians lol

>Andhra Pradesh
You can't expect anything else from subhuman dravidashits.

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Being a vocal retard is mainstream these days because their retarded govt is in power. Earlier they used to think before speaking, now the spout shit in public.

Cry more pappufag.

Indians have woken up

who are "they"

Everything's going well. A bit busy with new projects and stuff. What about you?

zinger burger zinger zinger burger
zinger burger zinger zinger burger
zinger burger unda yo skin (yeah yeah)
zinger burger little bit spicy no regrets on yo tongue you gotta set it down then take a drink

feel the zing between good and bad
zinger burger? no way we sad ooh

He's a seething poonjabi seperatist so he keeps screeching about based modi.

Full strength Rahkeem Cornwall

a full strength west indian cricket team

a full strength australian cricket team

Casteist racist Islamophobic modi fanboys

good m8, working hard, missus is happy, NZ's winning

Goliath vs Goliath

How many bongs until play starts?

this intra-India hate posting is hard to keep up with lads

hehe might have a few bongs myself lad

*bubbling sound*

whew

hehehehehehe

2 bongs and 54 bings

just under 3

based
3.5

What if I told you they were all citizens

I think he is referring to cric posters IQlad

>full-strength

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Everyone in India is subhuman apart from the ethnic group I belong to

Business idea: save money on proxies by actually travelling to India just so I can false flag as a retarded indian

Ok everyone I'm off I will be coming back when India plays again and if India loses then I won't be staying.

Hmmm

Ah, i thought it was a general reference to the pakis in the english crowds

This is unironically how people actually think here. India needs Islam more than Islam needs India.

good morning friends

Reckon the English might attend tonight's game just to boo the Australian side

Morning subhuman

Morning

what occurs here cricket-wise?

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England aren't doing a great job at hosting this WC. We should be having 2 matches everyday.

azcricket.com

do they dress you in black and use you as a sight screen?

would you like some of this delicious refreshing beverage?

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I don't know, does it taste better than the breast milk of aisha?

t. laxmipathi balaji

All the yanks and half the Australians on this board are Hindus. You have been warned.

Warned about what mate Hindus are based

Just found this absolute gem of a report lads.

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>matches start at 2.30am AZ time
BASED

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pub?

Lol

when do we get to play internationally

I want to support /our boys/

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yep. lol

>peeing on the ground
>knowingly touching rehan

What the fuck is going on with South African cricket?
I don't think we'll win a single match.

>we'll
pretty brave to admit your part in it lad

quotas. most potentially good players leave the country via kolpak.
sa has no batting depth at all right now and every sign points to it not improving int he future

Get good

how can we get good if nobody will play us

What did I miss?

Play yourself bitch

who /literalundeniablyfreemoney/ here?

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When you have shitters like Duminy still playing despite years of being literal garbage, then you now there is a serious problem i.e. quotas

why is everyone blaming the quotas? South Africa are just shit, de Kock is easily their best player, Rabada is still one of the better ones and their biggest failure is fag de plebbit

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/26909143/south-africa-team-management-rebuffed-ab-de-villiers-offer-play-world-cup

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I will laugh as the first three overs deal with SINGLES only, and your pathetic stake is lost to you forever. No doubt you will have to resort to prostitution (legal in your country) to fund you gambling problem.

WE lost the battle when your nog cameramen (yeah we get it, niggers work, see here's muzumbo on camera 3) caught Warner and co sacrificing their reputations for the glory of the AusGOD cricket team.
YOU lose the WC war.
fuck you and your shit country, I hope all of your F.A.S team are strung up outside farms for the nogs to laugh at

I can see this not happening, conditions have not been that easy in the first few overs of late

Our batsmen have looked like deer in the headlights. Afraid to play shots and be positive. A complete lack of confidence.

Our bowlers are batsmen and our bowlers are bowlers.

I don't think quotas can be blamed for the problems, Rabada is our best bowler and Phelukwayo is our best all-rounder and they've been carrying the team.
Our top 6 don't even look like scoring boundaries and our fielding has been shocking.
SA will be a walkover for every team in this world cup.

SA's tail is too long for the modern game and they are too reliant on poof du pussy and the penis to put up competitive totals
bowling is fine

look at the openers
>Finch
>Warner
>Gayle
>other windies t20 shitter idk who lol
how could they not go for boundaries that early, even if the Windies are bowled out for a subpar score you just know >our guys can't resist slogging it
haven't checked out the ground though, should do that now

bunch of subcontinent cazzies

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its not uncommon for gayle to take a few overs to get his eye in. finch and warner fair enough but if they see the ball jagging around a bit early on I can definitely see them playing more circumspect as well
I still think it is a good bet and will probably come in but I definitely don't see it as a sure thing
the matches over the last few days have shown the importance of weathering the first few overs and staying in rather than motoring from ball 1

>trent bridge
lol /freemoney/

it's at nottingham which is the highest scoring ground in the country due to the tiny square boundaries

where to bet with bitcoin. don't want to get caught and executed desu.

>finch and warner fair enough but if they see the ball jagging around a bit early on I can definitely see them playing more circumspect as well
you're implying they have brains and aren't one dimensional sloggers
but sure Gayle can take a while to get going, depends on the circumstances. I just checked their chase for Pakistan's 108 and he hit two fours in the second over

mad that bangladesh would almost certainly have won yesterday were mushfiqur not a dumb fuck

Looks like I will hang on to Hope to get my bet over the line

im glad that it has not been a 360 plays 350 slogfest for the most part
I think I even saw some swing in the india v SA match which is worrying to say the least because we can only play on flatties where the ball does nothing

think I might put another $5 on that boundary bet, feeling very confident
just checked the windies warm up match against nz and they hit 5 boundaries in the first three overs, one being a six

Teams that are done:
RSA, England, (check back tmrw for Australia)

Teams in glorious ascension:
NZ, Tendies, Pakistan

don't lose all your pocket money mate

yeah probably shouldn't then haha

always seething arent you canada jr

will be watching the first three overs to see if the guy's bet comes in, then switching off

actually just pinch $5 out of mum's purse and go for it

why so positive about the land of poo and pee? sure they have two wins but yesterday was hadly convincing and wins against zachy's tournament favourites sri lanka don't mean much

Do you think that's funny?

Lads.. No Uber eats maccas deal this time.. Shattered

*loses to Pakistan*

*loses to Croatia*

*loses hair before 30*

OOF

a quarter of men start losing hair before 30

>tfw no snacks in the pantry
;_;

done. found a tenner

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well done m8, all the best on your parlay

Bulgaria would thrash Arizona

the worst quarter sure

2.25 is pretty shit considering how unlikely those boundaries are

OOF

all the genetic trash lol

1 more hour until the team I support plays their match against the west indies! get hype

gas yourself my man

think there’s more to it than that brainlet. The richest man in the world started losing hair young

you seem a bit thick

Bill Gates has more hair at 63 than you did at 23 mate

you sound like a gay cunt fresh from plebbit

Off to Coles lads. You boys need anything?

he would trade all that wealth for a full head of hair

and. Not defeating my point

honestly think they're very likely, most world cup matches with aggressive openers have had them

Think he’s talking about Jeff Bezos

no he wouldn’t don’t be silly .

would you rather be born retarded or have a receding hairline at 16? quite a tough one imo, with both you will suffer a lifetime of pitying eyes
but I'd go with retarded because at least there is some societal pressure not to laugh at the retarded whereas no-one will ever respect a bald man

Gonna Uber eats some maccas again. You lads want anything?

pepto bismol, please. thank you.

Zachy b doesn't need to choose

nuggies please.

there was definitely an opportunity to make that joke myself but I considered it too cheap

I'll take both, cheers.

Gotcha.

is this alchy locks? You’re a fat alcoholic lol, grats on your full head of birds nest hair though. Virgin

and?
he's based, American and successful and you're an unskilled pommy loser kek

Zachy on the ropes here lads

2 cheese burgers please

besides my point brainlet, my point was simply it doesn’t equate to genetic trash retard

Nah on a diet but cheers anyway lad

t. gene waste

why does cric always slump into hair loss discussion when Zach's around, fucking grim

because he is balding

on the pink lady apple
only took me 3 weeks to realise it was apple juice

guarantee I still look a lot better today overall than you

who the fuck is this absolute faggot

/cric/ is obsessed with me

clearly.

getting rekt by Amygdala lads when's the cricket on

boring kiwi faggot who's been here a year at least

smack that head for the critical m8

In your dreams batty boy

I was there earlier and they had a good special on caramello koala family bags, $2.30 each, I bought 4 of them.

>We'll have the toss in just a few moments but there are glorious conditions in Nottingham this morning, with very little chance of a disruption - so unless we have a tie, one of these two will take a 100% record into their third match.
whoa... two unbeaten teams playing each other.... one may lose....
weird innit, the supernatural....

when do the angry pozzie blow-ins arrive?

sure but that's the beauty of anonymous imageboards isn't it

hey i heard you were a wild one

but you're from new zealand

Already one here samefagging.

give it to me straight
pozstralia finna get blacked??????

Guarantee the first over will be a maiden or at most have one or two singles.

>all of these caliphates wanting us to lose
we will win in jesus name
amen

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rolling for 9

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don't think my lord and savior jesus christ cares much for abos

Finchie completely mogged there

Checked

>30yo boomer here
>cric just starting
>just starting to rain outside
>been playing xcom 2 xpac all afternoon while I make a big tiddy woman wait for my texts

sometimes life ain't so bad lads

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definitely doesnt care about satans children

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based

>tfw raining really hard outside
>australia and windies playing
comfy as FUCK lads

/comfycric/ time lads

Krazykreja u here mate

same m8
>tfw half oz ready to roll
>tfw beef and vege soup in the slow cooker all day
>tfw got the fire started early so house is warm as fuck
cheers breh

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>drugs
>Dirty overcooked shitstew
>fire in Australia
Grim

I love a soup done in the slow cooker
you should try this one if you like sausage, it's the bomb
peaceloveandlowcarb.com/smoked-sausage-cheddar-beer-soup-low-carb-gluten-free/

won the toss and elected to field, or won the toss and elected to bowl?

Just wanted to let you all know that India is winning this WC so please don't get carried away if your trash team loses.

we'll have a bowl thanks

at the pub lads

how much is 8500 pakistani rupees in dollars lads

*loses a home series to australia after being 2-0 up*

thanks m8 will give that a whirl
You aren't happy with your life

proper aids icc presenters and commentators

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Google says A$82.87

Not much those inbreds have their currency even half of ours.

Wish my back wasn't fucked up, hurts even after sitting for a few hours. Don't think I can put off the doctors anymore. Lame.

All part of BCCI's plan to give everyone hope or no one will be watching it.

fuck man you cunts really hate em eh?
You ever get relatives who are separated by the border and totally different? Like muzzy relatives and Hindu relatives in the same familia?

Cant blame you, the paki cunt that was here the other day calling for war and shit was retarded and I can see how they are terrorists

when did holding hands with retarded kids in international sports start? can anyone pinpoint it?

hate this ground

black lads suit the ridiculous fluoro Oakleys 2bh

holding is a big guy

Noncey b likes holding hands with children

nipple-tweeking started in Aus I know that much

boooo

for me, it's the inside out lofted cover drive

spammy samefagging
very grim
some NZ cuck contact him and show him the joys of a friend

>miserable-looking English children
cant blame them really, surrounded by Muslim paedo gangs

why doesnt the cricket world cup feel like a big deal anymore?

could be the empty stands and complete lack of interest

Ireland isn’t participating I guess

are we actually gonna watch the game unironically

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Hosted in a country that doesnt really care about cricket these days.

LET US GO

shit I misread it, thought it meant in each of the three overs for both innings

helps me sleep

Projected score of infinity

>Michael Clarke commentating.
Pretty grim.

do 5 wides count as a boundary for anons bet?

They literally spend part of their national budget in funding terrorism.
Only solution is to eradicate them there's no peace with these sick fucks.

for an hour yes, then beddy byes and up for Friday toil

Lost my comfy

Reminder Australia has literally zero batsman who average over 45

WAIT ON YES YES YES YES
what did he mean by this?

wheres based score predictor

it may be fairly niche but we have enough diaspora to make up the numbers

I lived in London in the 90s. It felt like a huge deal in 99, with live coverage on terrestrial TV and everything. I dont remember cricket being any bigger then in England than it is now though

grim over this if I'm being honest

If you bowl less than 140 and it's a no ball you should be auto dropped at this level

bad discipline

He means wait to see if the in fielder stops it, which he didn't, hence the go go

based
Thing I got from the Paki the other day was how serious the cunt was.
like no bants at all and actual death threats.
good luck brah..you guys got any plans to wipe the cunts out or is the nuke thing a bit of a deterrent?

Cricket hasn't been on free to air tv for 14 years. that decision alone has decimated interest

Clarke's voice fucking kills me

why is this field such shit

Why doesn't Finch do some sit ups or something.

Can't stand watching fat people play sports

i dont know if i like it or not
he does seem very excited

nowt wrong with being fat

For me, it's shouting 'yewww beyyyeauty' off mic

Score predictor at 600

This, he's fucking terrible

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Shut the fuck up fat cunt

you don't like it. trust me

lose weight.

Man of the Match is an archaic term and should be replaced by Person of the Match, particularly in men's cricket where women are already discriminated against

He's really patronising as well
>ARE THEY STILL IN THA CHANGING ROOMS OR ARE THEY READY TO PLAY?

who /lost$10throughbeingilliterate/ here?

fat lad in the crowd had something in his eye

>score predictor saying we'll get 349
fucking BASED we've won this already lads

did that fat cunt just take a massive bump?

Does Clarke ever stop talking?

gamble responsibly lad

Tendies EXPOSED

Finch has receive no bouncers thus far, no

>0 boundaries in 2nd over
immoral gambler user btfo

fat lad in the crowd shot, you know what I meant

don't honestly understand all the Clarke hate itt

GONE

For me, it's England.

GET TAE FUCK

dumb bet tbph

wait just started watching have the west indies already bowled 7 extras?

GONE

GOTTEM

WADDLE OFF TO KFC NOW FINCH FATBOY FUCK OFF

cooked

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>POOPEELIAN CAPTAIN DARREN FINCH

>POOinch

RIP in peace, fatty.

fat cunt just fuck off

GOTTEM
CLEANED THE FUCK OUT
WALK YOU FAT CUNT
WADDLE RATHER

the weakest of birds 2bh

honestly haven't watched an entire game of cricket from start-to-finish in my entire life

don't think those wides in the first over counted either
I actually thought the bet was one boundary in the first three overs of the first and second innings

PEEnch

HA HA HA

it was clearly a boundary per over mate

inshallah brothers

yeah if I'd known what it was I never would've gone with those odds, don't think it's happened once this tournament, and both sides have got good bowlers

Just joined the pyjamy army lads

Why does not Finch, the largest of the Australia, simply devour the other side?

weren't you a bit suspicious that the odds sounded too good to be true for something that happens in 95% of matches

think those oddly capitalised words confused me
needed a few beers to make sense of it

Had a chuckle, thanks lad.

Their economy is in shambles just look up literally living on handouts. No need for violence uneless they start it.

predictor said we were going to get 349 what the fuck

good post

thomas does have an action similar to allan donald - rhythm, jump, follow through

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reckon all out for

WIDEndies

MURDERKNOCK

lmao get rekt muzzie based BIG black BVLL

BIG STRONG STRAPPING JAMAICAN BULL

CHIN MUSIC

EAT THAT

BITCH

kill the paki cunt

based tradie with a shine on misreading bets and sending texts to his gf that are going to his wife
love ya work m8

bowled shane

based brutal windies fast bowling lads

Why isn't Cameron Bancroft playing?

broken fkn head

I was yeah, thought it was really good. was cooking dinner at the time so didn't pay enough attention
also think that maxwell under 45 runs is very good but sportsbet says "if they don't play it's invalid" and I don't know if that means if he isn't selected or if he isn't called up to bat
>tfw my hypothetical bet just fulfilled the first leg

thats great to see

Quintessentially Australian Usman Khawaja up to bat

why are darkies so violent?

Is this what boomers talk about when they say peak windies?

Ozzeman will ton up, cap this

based clarkie admitting his mistake with humility and taking his chiding like a man with an industrious attitude to improve while praising and letting the umpires work in a kingly fashion

>zampa
hope he gets hughes'd tbqh

unironically this

World Waughner 3 incoming

I would imagine he probably has to bat for the bet to count

Too early for a Red Stripe t'bumbaclart?

you say as the whites are comfortably responsible for more death than any other race combined

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Timid wh*Toids trembling in fear at the sight of the BLACK BVLL

Warner + Waugh = Warne

saved more lives through advancement in medication, agriculture, science etc

At the ground lads, covers coming on

Mix Red Stripe with VB, gets you drunk faster

bambaclot

windies bowling a lot of extras

> WARNKEK

>POOrner

What ever happened to his brother?

GONE

GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH YOU CHEATING CUNT

SBW FUCKED YOUR MRS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is it, dare I say it, time for BLACKED

t. homophobe
maybe but I wish they'd spell it out, he's obviously still playing if he's fielding/ bowling. usually that "has to play" bit means if a player pulls out due to injury before a football match or something
regardless if he bats I don't think he'll get that much, if the top order fails there'll be a poolapse
>warncuck

BLACK BVLLS BLACK BVLLS BLACK BVLLS

fark cunts what is this Ambrose like bowling attack
I thought the windies were shit

WARNER YOU MUG CUNT
KEK

GOTTEM
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU FUCKING CHEAT
WSLK YOU SLIMY CUNT
BOOOOOO

I love that celebration

dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear

OH MY

ah yes the famous hit 130km straight fast mediums to fielders strategy

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Nah it's probably Asians killing other a

oh nononono

Australia to make < 120

>they are
kek

You got the 3 bit right

kek. That sendoff was pretty fucking gay

FUCK OFFFFF

Lol Aussies are gonna get cucked

why do they keep playing this episode on replay

Satan's curse

yeah so you can loot resources faster
cringe

AAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME SANDPAPER

who's the awful guitarist

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Trent bridge lads

when does the ball tampering start lads

smith will be the backbone of this innings and score a nice 120(130)

kek

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oh nononono

don't even mind the banter while watching Aussies fall like a house of cards, Warner deserves to be ridiculed for life including post cricket. Imagine being such a fucking beta you bring an entire nation's sports team into disrepute just because you can't handle the banter over your slut wife getting passed around like a tea cup between rugby players

One cheater walks off and another one walks on

Boooooooooo

Reckon Steve Warne would have played that better

predicting an elite 13 (28) off smith here

Sorry lad, work just called in. Apparently someone called in sick for the evening shift. Bit shit, but what can you do!

t. freshcunt cazzie blow in

LMAOMAOMAO LMAOKEKYRUCKYS
LMAO MAO MAO

reminder

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keep the jinxes going, this is great

use the resources better haha

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Tipping Smith to take out some sandpaper and trim the end of his bat, just for the bants

shutup chink or whatever you are
you live in a country that benefits from the things you are crying about
you are a part of the problem so if you really care
fuck
off
to
another
country

>le sandpaper XD
>windies bowling
at least get it right freshies
will look good when >we get bowled out

Wonder which of the Windies lads is taking Candice back to his hotel room tonight

Something a smells in here lol!! Poo poo!!

just stream it at work on your phone lad

Will Khawaja score a century?

youtube.com/watch?v=ONdS4pjyYc8

just watched season 1 of true detective. very very kino

Is Khawaja a quota player?

love how the stadium is packed with people who want to see >us lose. cricket literally NEEDS australia if it's to draw any interest

this thomas fella is a big lad eh

Theres something really funny about a huge black guy being called Sheldon

based uzzy adjusting to the extra bounce windies are generating and flicking it for 4 with a cazzie hook

Just want stove shit to take a ball to the back of his head and die due to horrific brain bleeding

William Khawaja is Regional Compliance Manager in Lebanon, mate

>those strong guys
>That strong left hand

Hmmm I think Clark might be keeping a secret

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was that the first boundary?
>betcuck

It's a 'Clarke taking 4 sentences to explain something that takes 6 words to explain' episode.

This guy knows

Based

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based
Some people didn't like the ending, but I thought it was great.

kek

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based cazzie chawaja

t. doesn't focus on the basics and just watch the ball out of the hand and let your strokes come naturally

...

Ah yes, the seething Kiwi KEK

khawaja is the only vaguely likeable Australian player 2bh

It's funny because you could have just used the word superfluous to get your point across

And people say Ausfailians don't have a chip on their shoulder. Keep on with that inferiority complex cuck. Senpai England will NEVER notice you. We will always be favourite colony

unironically kino watching smith bat in pressure situations. have been thinking this since the last ashes

watch a game of bbl when this man's commentating. he literally goes on endlessly about "big" and "strong" west indians

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fun fact: one of the islands of the west indies is inside Candices moot. The nation is actually geographically located inside her vagina.

>shitspouter
cringe

reminder that /cric/ is a racism-free zone

Based Khawaja showing the benefits of multiculturalism

>le Kemar Roach bowls 150kph
Yawn. It's a Kikeal Cuck pretends its still 2009 episode

oi daniel, you here m8?

Imagine if Australia score less than 100 haha and then they don't get a wicket in the next innings hahaha

clarkey thinks WI should look to take wickets and bowl australia out
what do we reckon lads?

Read this post again and think about the irony of what you've just said.
Australia is the biggest draw in cricket and this fact makes you seethe uncontrollably.

t. Jacinda Ardern

Is Sheldon Cottrell related to Blair Cottrell?

got one in the third over. mental bet fulfilled
that whole subterranean brick maze was flippin kino
it's all tied together nicely enough, can't have everything wrapped up in a neat package. think if one of them died (especially cole) it would've been a cop out by the writers

>9 game round robin before semi finals and final

Yeah nah, these windies quicks are going to be worked into the ground, injured and BTFO come the back end of the comp

lose2win

hmm a daring proposition

Dont really know any NZ players except for Brandon McCullum tbqh

bold strategy, might come apart if they don't get the wickets though

>Clarke replaced by Slater
are 9 trying to kill cricket since they've lost the rights?

t. maoricuckslave

BIG UH
BLACK CUH
COCKS YUH

never thought of it before but this makes sense

>Senpai England will NEVER notice you
Minorities are always trying to appease whites.
What is this called?

>Australia is the biggest draw in cricket
You know it is India, followed by England. Why accuse others of seething, when it is you who seethe?

>Spastic Slater now in commentary box.

they'll also want to reduce the run rate

imagine how much better this game would be if it was just windies commentators like bishop and holding

instagram.com/jassymloraru/?hl=en
Andre Russell's wife

Almost teared up at this line desu

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theres that glasses freak which bats at 8 and averages 37 with the ball

In Australia it is called cultural cringe I believe

Windies finna win the World Cup

>india is the biggest draw
KEK maybe for indians

Is this field shaped like a racecourse?

Reminder if a white guy did the salute he would be called disrespectul and unsporsmanlike. Not seething because I like it and think its funny, but its the truth.

Oh no no no

wish I'd watched it with subtitles, couldn't hear half the dialogue

khawaja copping it

HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE

the poo is a poo but the poo is still right

FUCK SAKE KEKWHAJA IS SO SHIT
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australia and india both have their own tv coverage
england the hosts have to make do with the international coverage
makes sense

oh my

off to my night shift work lads haha

LOL their gonna choke on bbc

>no Bevan to rescue the innings

'no'

New

Pozstralian hopes being sanded down to a smooth block of despair

HAHAHAHAHAHA
COLLAPSE

he does it because he served in the army you absolute cazzie fresh/pol/cunt blow in
why couldn't a white man do it

OH NONONONONONONO

OH MY

work? at this hour?
well, everyone needs to pay their bills, I'm off lads

He's right about england being a bigger draw than india, yes.

do you think chocolate milk comes out?

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BIG

ATHLETIC

MUSCULAR

AGILE

BLACK

BULLS

D E P O R T

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rajinav, tell me cottrells combined average against England and Australia

>Australia getting BTFO by the overly-tan fellas.

embarrassing

It is an acknowledgment of the army in terms of building his character iirc

freshie

back to /pol/

I literally just told you why you stupid fucking neanderthal