Why are soccer balls so small? I went to go buy one and when I saw the size 5 I thought it must’ve been one of the children’s sizes. 8.625 inches is like the size of my dick
Why are soccer balls so small...
Jackson Reyes
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Samuel Lee
If they are too big the football faggots might break a toe nail
Benjamin Thompson
this is the most retarded shit to complain about
Adrian Green
Sneed to be entirely honest
Jaxon Cooper
>two americans talking to each other
>the most retarded shit
always pick a minimum of two
Hudson Price
Wow thats probably the worst attempt at greentext i've seen in over 10 years
Leo Cruz
Have you seen Messi dribble with a giant ball? It looks stupid
Michael Parker
Brits half-ass everything anymore, just look at Brexit
Brody Bell
I’ve seen people complain that American power outlets are ugly so I have every right
Samuel Lewis
American power outlets suck but it isn’t because of appearance
Robert James
>i went to go buy a soccer ball despite having know idea what size a soccer ball is
Cool story. Was it a gift for one of your athletic friends, you fat fuck?
Angel Sanders
>8 5/8 inches
imagine living like this
Noah Brown
it's a game of skill. if the ball were larger less manipulation would be possible - try nuttmegging someone with a 10 inch ball, or kicking it across a pitch with speed
John Martin
You know that soccer is based on imperial measurements, right? When discussing soccer, it's the one time you cannot bash the imperial system. Deal with it.
Hunter Perez
Kek
Sebastian Collins
Why are baseball balls so small? I went to go buy one and when I saw the size I thought it must’ve been one of the children’s sizes. 75 mm diameter is like the size of my nuts
Parker Richardson
>like the size of my dick
if by like you mean within 5 inches
Cooper Roberts
It was for aesthetic reasons. Unfortunate the store didn’t have the real $170 version and only had the shitty replica
Joshua Diaz
>ynr that one deflated size 3 ball that always inexplicably appeared on the field during training
>ynr people punting it full force at each other in the middle of drills and the coach getting pissed off
Sebastian Lopez
Cameron Gomez
>have fence as "goal"
>have size 3 ball
>gap between fence posts is just slightly larger than ball
>posts are goalie, kicking it straight through is a goal
also that one neighbour who was fucking autistic about his perfectly manicured lawn so recovering the ball was metal gear solid 2: spheres of liberty
Jack Russell
Mostly played on the street with a flyweight, "Shoot", "Wembley" or "Tiger" brand. Mitre Delta if on grass.