I think Chrome is fucking terrible. Even the new IE is somewhat passable
Daniel Baker
>he doesn't cum in his jock strap after every roll UNBASED
Samuel Howard
not that one but Tony narrating his last fight with Pettis by talking about his weird training and Pettis not taking a picture with his Wife was hilarious
Mason Wood
You can ONLY post in this thread if you have in your posession a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu belt, or "obi", as introduced to grappling martial arts by Kanō Jigorō, the founder of Jūdō (meaning "Gentle Way"), the basis for what would later be known as Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. If you are NOT in posession of one of these items ranging from the colour white (signifying a novice rank) to the elusive colour red (signifying the rank of Grandmaster), then you CANNOT post in this thread. If you practice Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and you are waiting for your professor to give you a belt, then you must commit seppuku as decreed in the ruleset supplied by Mitsuyo Maeda himself.
we have people who make webms, they might as well know if they can make money from this shit
Nathaniel Robinson
>not a lot of time on the clock left, somebody's gotta make something hap- OHHHH he tagged him >Khabib is ROCKED, AND HE SHOOTS FOR A SINGLE WATCH OUT FOR THE TAKEDOWN WATCH OUT CONOR WATCH OUT >OHHHHH CONOR KNEED HIM IN THE FAAAAAAACE >THATS IT >THATS IT >IT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL OVER >OHHHHHHHHH >MY >GOD >CONOR MCGREGOR >KNOCKS OUT KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV >OOHHHHHHHHH >MY >GOD >and you can see in the replay there >BOOOOOOMMMMMMM >That's real nasty >Stone >Cold
>e-excuse me sir do you have the link to previous thread?
Dylan Green
Based Wojak is fucking finished. We are in the Cringejudo era, once he gets the second belt he will never shut the fuck up about being the GOAT Wojak is the last one who can stop him from reaching critical mass but can't do it
If UFC was a legitimate sport they wouldn't have cut him with his 16-3 record. He has a better record than most fighters but his complex style didn't cater to the JUST BLEED crowd so he got shitcanned. I really unironically hope he goes to Rizin and embraces the meme
>I really unironically hope he goes to Rizin and embraces the meme lmao piss off I'm not staying up till 9am to see Elias do his thing why would you wish this on literally anyone
I'm just disappointed we won't see him against yoel
Gabriel Murphy
Imagine Francis Ngannou vs Michelle Waterson
Camden Ross
>staying up till 9am why don't you just wake up in the morning are you a neet or something?
Jonathan Lopez
Rizin cards are generally after UFC Cards also it's not as funny to say waking up at 9am to watch
Nicholas Campbell
>No energy to hit practice >going to put in a good 2 hours just out of discipline
In many ways a St Pierre -esque performance.
Jordan Robinson
Lads I'm feeling spartan today, and bottom boys in the Dallas area?
Thomas Gray
He crumbled when resolve mattered most. The ONLY time it ACTUALLY mattered not to break, the middle of the fight, and he literally bowed to his opponent to kill him. It's over Kevin Lee. You chose to die already.
Ian Bennett
>he doesn't want to see a juiced up Elias bobbing and weaving and doing cartwheels around the ring and crawling under the ropes every chance he gets to escape asian man after asian man who desperately want to heem him but can't lay a punch on him and occasionally he actually heems one of them like he did to that one bum in the ufc
Owen Diaz
>go to practice after staying up all night watching videos and being on heem >completely exhausted but resolve to just focus on technique >turn into Kevin Lee and get absolutely flushed in rolling while your instructor looks on and mentally takes another week off your promotion
Jason Rogers
I'll heem you
Jeremiah Cruz
I invented this fight. Don’t finna get heemd again
I'm sorry ElessDee123, It looks like you have to go :'(
Chase James
>Don’t haha everyone laugh at this guys autocorrect EPIC FAIL
Jonathan Edwards
P-pls don’t
Owen Murphy
It's honestly insane how much better the average boxer is than the average MMA fighter, let alone comparing the cream of the crop. Deontay Wilder could roll off the couch, strap on 4 ounce gloves, and beat Jon Jones into a living death in MMA in under a rounds, and in boxing it wouldn't even last a minute. Jon Jones looks like a spastic autismite on stilts compared to Wilder, I cannot emphasise this enough. Jon is the undisputed GOAT of MMA and yet if he applied himself to a real sport like boxing he wouldn't even get beyond the regional level. That's how astrologically huge the difference in skillset is between MMA and boxing. >but the takedown! wrestling! Are you serious? Are you serious? Be serious. These are world class athletes, they aren't just going to flop onto their backs like some drunk MMA retard. A boxer needs to be almost knocked clean out before he even considers falling from his feet, and trust me some drooling MMA dopenut trying to clobber a boxer with wild telegraphed meathooks isn't gonna even touch a boxer's guard let alone get through it.
I take it back. NO ONE laugh it was just a mistake.
Samuel Clark
kek tonyfags seethe
James Kelly
damn they're actually embracing the reddit meme wtf bros
Andrew Myers
What do you think Khabeastiality enjoys more? Eating tiramisu? Eating the white sauce from his halal boys cock? Eating out his porker wife? Eating out a goats anus? Or eating out kids?
Evan Martin
Boney "Rattled" Sperguson is going to be ended on Saturday
Angel Green
unbelievably based
Julian Davis
Khabib is a virgin
Kevin Rivera
I'm scared that it'll emerge that Val has been treated like an olympic gymnast throughout her life
Gabriel Torres
They're giving him some praise before Tony beats him. Cowboy always shits the bed once he gets a little steam going toward a potential title shot.
>muh dad cerrone who isnt a dad in the ufc right now
Owen Turner
I wish I knew what the deal with the little Shev family is, I bet they have an interesting story
Colton Butler
Henry is out.
Jace Robinson
Rumors that Cejudo was injured. Not confirmed yet.
Michael Nguyen
Anyone seen the danaher jre? i booted it up but they're just talking about fanny packs. Anything about jiu jitsu that will help me heem tappy niggas in my gym?
Ethan Gray
Holy shit skip to the end around 21 minutes in shit bricks
>Saitama is waiting in the cage >Lights go down for Henry's entrance >seconds pass >30 seconds >a minute >no music >arianny shuffles over to bruce and whispers in his ear >ahem.... it appears Cejudo is flushed and cannot make it tonight..... i'm sorry... does anyone else want to challenge for the title, if not it will be gifted automatically to Moraes >crickets chirp >uhhhhh anyone? Aljo? >camera cuts to aljo still lying dead on the cage floor from the head kick >uhhh..... cody? >cut to cody's grave >ummm i guess we'll overlook the suspension and even take the former champ >dillashaw scrambles out of the stadium and races to the nearest blood bank to power up >ummm i guess he won't make it in time..... i guess that's it. >Wojak stands smugly in the cage >INTRODUCING TO YOU..... THE UNDISPUTED UFC CH- >Wait. >Dominick Cruz stands up at the commentary table, loosening his tie. >Rips his suit off to expose his Reebok Fighting Gear™ underneath >People keep asking me if I'm back.... and I haven't really had an answer.... but now YEAH, I'm thinking I'm rocking those Toyo Tires >decisions Moraes and takes the belt back
Card is still good, but WMMA main kind of wrecks the buildup
Adrian Reyes
Fuck it, just bring in Roid J vs the Mroidaes and go old school pride
Colton Sanchez
so is ufc gonna put a limitation on these retards to not workout a week before the fight. because they always get "injured" we all know being champ is good for sponsorships and dana pays fucking bread crumbs
A couple days later embedded came out and look who shows up at 6:45 youtu.be/-nd3_-BOPDw
We like to goof around and give meme answers sometimes just as a goof, but ya heemsters are really good guys and gals. Let us know if there is any other obscure /heem/ lore you want to know. We always encourage new members to join and want them to feel welcome. Schaub bless bro.
Cameron Hall
I'm not currently fighting in Brazil calm down.
There's no need to be upset.
Nathaniel Murphy
if holly beats nunes valentina can move up and steal aspen ladd's thunder
Bisbong was a terrible champ. He beat a bunch of over rated cans who got lucky they ever got the belt to begin with
Alexander Young
Ey buddeh shoot tha fawk awp yeh get nockt out ahrigh?
Aaron Price
I disagree Luke Rockhold losing was good for everyone.
Only ironically I made 3 IMDB accounts and 2 rottentomatoes accounts just to give him the lowest ratings possible.
Bentley Mitchell
thanks bro was a cool story
Dylan Howard
Rockhold is a complete faggot but Bisping sucks
Nice move, btw
Justin Ramirez
Don't you miss >UFC Middleweight Champion >3rd longest reign in MW History >3rd highest paid fighter on the roster >Mansion in California >Loyal wife >Beautiful children >Most wins in the UFC >Most significant strikes landed in the UFC >Acting career and has been on Conan >Great Podcast >Main Eventing the MSG card >Millionaire >Saves lives >Chokes out punks >Punishes steroid abusers
earlier today I turned my directv dish the other way to fix the signal, and now these guys are at my fucking door. They say their customer service but I never called them for help. What the fuck do I do bros?
Is Bisping the only actually natural UFC champ ever?
You can't die that way with new cars tell her to relax.
Michael Hill
Yeah it was the peak of /heem/, but it sure fucking wasn't because of Bisposting.
Eli Ramirez
Hell yeah. Any advice on heeming a whole family?
Ian Powell
>BispGOAT Beat Anderson Silva >Bendo (not as in actual bendo but Hendo but he is a bender therefore Bendo) Gets utterly BTFO by Anderson Silva and gets heem tappied
>be white belt in bjj >train for a few months >take my coach and upperclassmen's advice to not explode and instead try and use technique >leap past the other mouth breathers who started even before me because of this unreliance on power resulting in a quicker development of technique >still get heemed and put out of training for a few days at least once every few weeks by some retard mongoloid who is trying to do some WWE shit
I will never not love Anderson Silva for what he has inspired half these lanky niggers to do. Its gotten several of them knocked around stupid
Caleb Watson
so totally knocked the fuck out that he was still on one knee and immediately talked to herb? and then decisively won the next round? based fucking bisGOD
Logan Bell
Every movement needs a martyr user, you'll be remembered and celebrated once the revolution is achieved.
>tfw since I made this post all those months ago I've gotten a few stripes due to training multiple times a week and now BTFO these very same cazzie bums who only go on monday nights Its nice to know you still like to check in on me mate. Nobody can take dat left hand grip
Do you really live in Mexico? What city? Looks like the most beautiful place in the world.
Jayden Perry
>real sport >pillow fencing worst mistake MMA ever did was allow those fucking gloves
Brayden Hill
Khabib vs Poirier is an interesting fight. I think Poirier is the better grappler but the size difference and whatnot
Aaron Williams
>marrying a woman not very spartan mentality of you
Jacob Lee
tfw since I made this post all those months ago I've gotten a few stripes due to training multiple times a week and now BTFO these very same cazzie bums who only go on monday nights
Based and Dastin pilled I am very looking forward to seeing Khabib square off against an ACTUAL legit grappler. Of course RDA has high level credentials but he is long since over the hill. If Khabib is able to absolutely grapplemog dusty then i will concede that he is not a meme
Cooper Anderson
You're training at a mcdojo then. There's no legit BJJ coach who would give multiple stripes out to someone in that short a time period especially if you're only training a few days a week.
Matthew Phillips
Got mogged terribly seeing a manlet doing bag work lads. My self-esteem is down.
>training 5 days a week won't get you two stripes over a few months where you going that your coaches are so harsh bratha
Luke Howard
>bag work Literally a meme
Jacob Hughes
Just remember He will always be a manlet
Robert Harris
i'm 5'7, feels good just missing the manlet stigma
Tyler Carter
user.....i....
Colton Peterson
Wanna know how I know you never trained?
William Smith
I'm 5'51/2, loool fucking manlets sucks to be you
Eli James
You mean you're not 7'5?
Zachary Peterson
manlet cutoff is 5'6, sorry you fucking manlet
Jose Davis
This has to be bait
Jack Rodriguez
manlet cutoff is under 6 feet
Luke Bailey
Holy fucking shit I hate Khabib and his fuck gay exploitative wrestlefaggotry
Zachary Watson
4u
Xavier Rodriguez
>2019 >doesn't smoke cigarettes Are you bullied at school, mentally retarded, or both? >b-b-but you die So? was life a competition who lives the longest? >you get addicted to it! No you wont, if you aren't underage and able to smoke in moderation. >it..IT COSTS MONEY Who made you buy a pack of cigarettes a day, you fucking peat gavel?
If Dastin or Tony or Conor don't beat him and he retires undefeated I just will not be able to handle the GOAT discussions I can barely tolerate DC niggers chipping in but someone really just needs to fucking heem Khalabeeb and fucking soon
yfw khabib beats Dustin Tony then retires, and you'll have to deal with Khabib Stans talking about muh undefeated goat forever
Henry Collins
just like gsp stans
Nicholas Cook
GSP is the GOAT though
Ayden Lopez
Lads I've done it.
I have taken ownership of the UFC. Details will be revealed tomorrow. What do you want me to do with the Company before then?
Robert Anderson
make it legal to upkick from the ground
Elijah Green
no >wmma
Luke Johnson
oh fersure getting armbarred by hughes, knocked out by a .5 can in serra, greasing vs penn, ducking hendrix after getting handed a robbery, and ducking the entire MW roster is a beast of a goat my man
Jose Miller
>the realisation of how insufferable muh SPARTAN poster will be non GSP fans call him the goat too though. Same with Jones and DJ. Nobody but Khabib shitters will spout that Khabib is the goat
Any well known BJJ coach, you're training at a mcdojo or lying. I'd say lying since it's gone from Multiple days to every weekday. And before you couldn't even turn up due to a headache.
Jacob Fisher
youtu.be/aw-bcD0RI58 @2:20 Tony says his fans are the ones who buys PPV and only cumbags like Ali illegally stream
Don't worry Tony, after cowboy puts you to sleep he's gonna pull that chip right out.
Gavin Brown
>the mental gymnastics to tell yourself that 5 days is not multiple days of a week there are people at the gym who have no stripes after a year, it is not a mcdojo. Of course you do not know how these things work because you're still waiting for your coach to hand you your belt lmao AHAHAAAAAAA No problem mate yeah!!???? No fookin problem!!
we had this discussion a month ago you CTE riddled bam as far as i can recall you called me a newfag buy then switched your tune and started saying i was a member of your tranny discord larping or something Make up your mind, stick with a plan of attack and maybe you will have a chance. Until then prepare to get this proverbial left hand for the forseeable future you legless bum
David Gonzalez
Got submitted multiple times today by some athletic Chad who has only been training jiu-jitsu for a few weeks. I've been training for 8 months. I'm gonna heem my liver with alcohol
Second one wasn't me. I was the one who pointed out how you completely ripped off Spains gimmick, and you thought Spain was someone from the discord. Proving yourself as a newfag. You purposely avatar-fag and make sure all your images have a recognisable filename. You do it on /r9k/ as well I remember you got called out for being the same person. Weird how between being on britfeel all day and heem all night you have time to train. Fair play to you.
Pride rules, and severely enforce DQs for eye gouging, poking, scraping
Aaron Hall
I love the concept but only saw one I liked, because it had some decent tits bouncing
A lot of the end has the least energetic fucking ever
Dominic Cruz
Literally nobody cares you plumbers
Carter Morales
I have nothing to look forward to but watching MMA. I live to make it to Saturday nights. Help me /heem/.
Xavier Williams
So which gym do you train at then? Or your coaches name?
Leo Scott
>Punishes steroid abusers he lost to gsp though
Caleb King
Be glad you live for something lad, some have nothing
James Fisher
Same here buddy
Colton Stewart
Canadians are so nice
Isaiah Peterson
Let's break this one down, because there is quite a bit of autism to address. >you completely ripped off Spains gimmick, and you thought Spain was someone from the discord Now, you believe that i actively rip off one of your tranny friend's posts, yet in the same breath concede that I don't know who your tranny friend is. Yeah, i'm thinking I'm gonna chalk this one up to AUTISM and i'm willing to leave this one and not make fun of you for it. >Proving yourself as a newfag. I mentioned being a newfag at the time, I was not hiding it. I do not see the significance but you are welcome to elaborate. >You purposely avatar-fag Not really. I shitpost for Goob, for Bisp, for Weidman, for Tony, for Jones, for all of these guys. You only sperg out when I Conorpost, maybe you are a Khabibfag. In which case, gay, and cringe. I also find it funny how you sperg out at me for being what you perceive to be an attention whore yet in the same post white knight for faggot namefags. >You do it on /r9k/ as well I remember you got called out for being the same person. Pull that up Jamie. >Make sure your images have a recognisable filemame Are you fucking retarded? I am phoneposting, I literally cannot change filenames. >Fair play to you assam allaykum an all da
>Just dox yourself lmao Sure thing Omar
you have been after me for months you bum. You bring far more attention to be by getting revved. If you think I am such a tryhard personality attentionfag then stop giving me attention. BAM
bro it's 2am why are you sperging out doing this personality shit just stop and go to sleep
John Hernandez
Wait people actually think Cuckboy has a chance? OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rogan is a meme now. He's a shitty annoucer. Once great
Andrew Ross
Pride rules but with elbows and 5 minute rounds
Legalize 12-6
No PPV'S
Purchase other organizations and run them as a B league like Strikeforce, those on losing skids get sent to the b league for redemption or flushing
WMMA is only on prelims and is nude
Different fight modes like openweight, 2 v 2, 2 women vs a heavyweight, same-night grand prix, fans vs pros
Fans vote on match ups, commentary teams, and refs
Imagine the Kino of cm punk vs a fully juiced Rumble with Mario "flatline" Yamasaki as ref with Krazy Horse, Tony, and Diego Sanchez on commentary followed by 20 atomweights vs Bob Sapp and Bork
Isaiah Hughes
>Just dox yourself You don't have to dox yourself, I literally asked for a gym name. If it's within reasonable distance I'd like to meet up with you.
Jordan Morris
>le Tony is le based and le random and zany BASED xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD cringe
Jaxon Davis
yeah thats not me. you are unironically unhinged and obsessed and I am not taking you seriously anymore. I have wasted my time arguing because you are honestly delusional
what country are you in bratha maybe we can roll sometime if you promise not to stab me
Parker Sullivan
You claim to be from Slough, all though that's probably another one of your fantasies. But on the slim chance it's true, it doesn't really have the most credible gyms. There's BlackBeard MMA which it the most popular, or Unity Martial Arts Academy & Fitness Centre.
>Lad I'm 22 >I've posted on heem about 7 times. I didn't know about sp until about last week
The exact same week the first of your IMG_ posts arrived and the same week you admitted being new. It's definitely you. You talk tough on here please don't get scared now.
Blake Bell
>fair play to fighter X, a true warrior like myself, if I didn't have a cold when I was 7 years old I'd have loved to have the chance to prove myself against you, raising a glass of proper 12 for you
Brayden James
Lmao this fat doughboy bong bragging about stripes must be literally obese if he's fasting for days repeatedly. Sit the fuck down and go clean out your fat rolls, tubby.
Robert Parker
The word Slough has literally not left my lips in my entire life you lunatic, I have no idea where you got that from AHAHAAAAAA this guy Im no even in fuckin england you bellend
I wonder how many Tonyfags will self harm after he gets brutally slept
Jaxson Clark
Wtf is tony wearing...
Eli Myers
>AHAHAAAAAA this guy Im no even in fuckin england you bellend Who believes this? Anyone? I think he's panicking. No offence mate but you obviously are. Saying no even doesn't make you suddenly sound Irish.
Oliver Myers
Paul C?
Carter Johnson
This Tony/Cowboy fight is a really big one this weekend. I've been doing a lot of thinking, studied tape, ran some simulations, analysed how it might go. In my expert opinion, I really think it goes one of two ways. Either Tony wins the fight, or Cowboy wins the fight.
Jason Cruz
He doesn't fast he got really triggered about someone being able to go 3 days without food once and that started his trip. It was done in the exact same posting style as his multiple sperg outs on here getting upset about anyone who mentions training. He claimed on r9k training would be impossible if you had "real anxiety" and since then started this persona on here.
Anthony Carter
Kino
William Foster
Why did posting reddlt screencaps suddenly become accepted on this site?
Jack Martin
The day Dacson Danger Cerrone was born, the outcome was decided. Cowboy literally cannot lose. It's a fundamental universal law at this point.
Bentley Lewis
ElessDee123 won us all over with the tragic death of his account
fucking BASED, can I get a fucking #SnapJitsu here?!
Zachary Rivera
Why is the ufc shilling cowboy over tony?
Adrian Fisher
Some goof posted a screencap trying to make fun of redditors and ended up posting his account name. Then anons started going through some of his posts, he really wants cool reddit flair apparently.
I've mentioned on here in the past where i am from. Somehow you missed this in your obsessive searching. You unironically have the wrong person mate, but if you won't believe this then you won't believe this. But i hope you can understand how it is a waste of my time to try and convince some user who is insisting i am from Slough that I am not in fact from Slough. I will continue shitposting and you will continue trying to dox me. I am not so upset that you are looking in the wrong country, so by all means continue. Until then, stay seething, Khabibittor
>HE FIGHTS BETTER BECAUSE HES A DAD NOW!!! >NO HE WASNT A DAD WHEN HE CHOKED IN ALL THOSE BIG FIGHTS THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT!! ITS JUST LIKE GAME OF THRONES!!
>the seething bong finds out all the details of some guy's life >gets a train then a bus then a taxi over to his gaff in slough, books a hotel and all to scope the man's gaff out >sneaks into his living room >beats some fat lad to death with a steel pipe while screaming about ruining /heem/ or something >he goes back home >sits down on the couch and sighs in relief >the police will get me soon... but at least I still have one more chance to look at /heem/ before i am arrested >boots up the computer, opens /heem/ >ahhh a new post lets read it >it's an extremely obnoxious shitpost about how Conor won the third round against Khabib and therefore won the story and war of the fight
bro i just blackout when im angry nobody can stop me i can fuck up anyone
Joshua Torres
>KHABIB IS IN A VERY BAD SITUATION RIGHT NOW >He needs to get a hand or a wrist or SOMETHING in there to make sure his neck isn't exposed >OHHHHH conor raining down BOMBS. >The ref may stop this fight. >CAAAAAAAAAAAAN HE FINISH IT!? >ITS UNDER THE CHIN >He's got it! He's got it! >HE TAPPED
Oh for sure El Duckuy is a beast of a striker even though he gets lit up and dropped in every fight. Oh wait my bad that's just his le epic style!!! He gets dropped on purpose xDDDD
Cerrones wrestling is seriously underrated, why do you think it isn't? Tony Ferguson has a good wrestling background but he's been controlled on the ground in several fights.
Zachary Mitchell
yeah just like how ELITE wrestler kevin pee contr- oh wait
bro you dont understand, thats RAGIN FUCKIN AL like that guy is a fuuuuuuuuuckin BEAST. Did you see how he endured getting beat up for 5 full rounds by Khabib? Who can do that!? Fuckin animal! For Cowboy to have even survived, thats an accomplishment.
Carter Price
Tony willfully went his back multiple times that fight
Liam Gutierrez
What does that even have to do with Cerrones wrestling?
>He did until he gassed He didn’t do anything on the ground besides that extremely brief mount
Levi Peterson
>beats the everliving fuck out of him for five rounds >believes le epic barrel roll man can just flop about the ring and pull something out of his ass I'm going to be laughing when you hang yourself Saturday night
Hunter Kelly
Tony lost to someone named Karen lmaoooooooo
David Thompson
I never realized how legit Pedro Munhoz was until he KO'd Garbrandt. His only losses are splits to Rivera and Dodson and a UD to Assuncao. 18-3 Not bad.
Mason Walker
He outscrambled Tony.
Lucas Wilson
khabib is also a can. Tony murks him.
Juan Roberts
Oh how cute the babby is angry!
Nathaniel Perry
You guys are like reddit sometimes how you refuse to think about anything or ever admit being wrong.
Tony would have had Smouldering Al out of there in round 2 mate, for Canboy to have had that much of a challenge vs Le No Quit In Him Man is a disgrace
Dominic Wood
But Tony out benedicted him
Camden Campbell
why does he have a patreon? perry's about to get cut brehs.
El Duckuy is literally terrified of fighting men his own size, which is why he ran to 155 the second TUF ended. There's literally not a single soul ranked at WW that would lose to Tony.
Leo Gutierrez
cant wait for cowcucks dumb fucking kid to see his pussy father get the shit beat out of him, it's perfect that this fight is happening now that the kid is just starting to be able to form memories. His first and longest lasting memory will be of based Tony pounding his dads stupid face in as people cheer. The ultimate cucking.
>talking about Tony being a cutbabby >as if Khabib hasn't outright admitted to having seizures from cutting so much weight Absolute cringe. Fuck off or get on the Tony Train
Tyler Ramirez
Nobody even mentioned Khabib, ElessDee123.
Aaron Cox
Still doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about. Like Tony will beat Cerrone on pressure and volume alone, I seriously doubt this fight even goes to the ground. But that doesn't mean Cerrone can't be the better wrestler when he's clearly shown it in the octagon. He wrestles all the time and has taking down some seriously hard to take down fighters.
Christopher Wright
Based. Cowboy is literally cursing himself with bringing his kid to fights. It's going to be Rush crying over Max's cte all over again Dustin is now Rush's dad, the same way Tony is going to be Canboy Jr's dad
Cooper Robinson
champ shit only
David Nelson
fcking BASED!!
#SnapJitsu
Luke Watson
>any time someone is arguing their point at a bong flag poster they are just going to call them elessdee123 fucks sake lads
Connor Watson
Huh? Different poster. There’s a good chance it ends up on the ground anyways
>le fuck niggers man Colby is a bum decisionator and we all know he is getting blacked if he ever actually gets around to fighting kamaru. Tony would beat the fuck out of him
John Butler
Why is Khabib allowed near children?
Bentley Lewis
Yeah, you may be able to heem me but I'll be the only guy the fans are talking about the next day.
Are Khabisexuals going to join Khabib to be his72 virgins
Ethan Cook
How is Ferguson only a -140 favorite against Cowboy? Cowboy loses any fight that has any importance in brutal fashion. Ferguson was a -400 favorite against Pettis for fucks sake. Sounds like a Max Bet in Ferguson to me.
>Tony would beat the fuck out of him Yeah maybe you're right buddy. Too bad El Duckuy is too.much of a bitch to ever consider fighting non-midgets lmao.
Henry Roberts
Make sure to place your bets if you're so confident in him. Also make sure to post about it when your pick gets heemed and you lose everything you own
Tyler Adams
cringe and onionspilled
Wyatt Lee
Anyone else feel like there will be an ''explosive energy'' in the arena if Khabib loses?
Jackson Rogers
those noodles and sauce looks nasty, where's the fucking meat
weigh in one hour before fight to eliminate weight cuts
one comprehensive drug screening right after fight to eliminate incompetent fraud usada
no decisions, all fights end in a finish or draw
referee carries a baton to punish rule violations without regard for intent
Thomas Hernandez
>literal retards basing their boys around politics and ignoring that Colby's 14 wins, 7 decisions literally gives him a 50% decision rate >the God Tony has 24 wins 19 decisions, giving him a 79% FINISH rate your boy is a fucking bum >b-but h-he wears le maga hat hes BASED yeah but he is also a pillowfisted pussy with only 2 heems in his life Usman/Covington is going to be the most boring fight of all time and you will try and mental gymnastics yourselves into thinking it will be epic despite your eyes witnessing two boring wrestleniggers humping each other for 50 years before usman getting a decision PATHETIC
Joshua Torres
had all 4 wisdom teeth out earlier today boys boys
I opted for the cannabis formulated pain relief option instead of the opiates AMA
Getting your wisdom teeth out doesn’t hurt at all, only junkie faggots take opiates for any reason
Robert Sanchez
you smoking it or edibles? i had a good doctor handle mine but i can assure you it does fucking hurt a little bit. >only junkie faggots take opiates for any reason t. weakling bitch that worries about addiction
Dylan Taylor
you mean the helwani show
Blake Smith
Sure, but nobody on here is pretending that Usman is le ebin fighter like they are with colby.
Levi Clark
50 mg indica CO2 honey oil pill
Leo Martin
Why won't you tell me whereabouts in Ireland you're from? Lets meet up.
>tfw got 5 pounds of edibles for free and gonna throw them away cause ive given a ton away and dont wanna keep eating them and have no one else to give them to
Adrian Morales
50mg? Jesus fuck is that doctor trying to put you on Mars?
Tony "splay and pray" Ferguson Tony "barely" Ferguson Tony "out of my ass" Ferguson Tony "do a barrel roll" Ferguson Tony "I beat Kevin Lee" Ferguson" Tony "#SnapJitsu" Ferguson
Jack Peterson
take a bunch and marathon the rocky series or some shit
Asher Murphy
1 of my 4 wisdom teeth was impacted which required more cutting/slicing of the gums to get out. The other 3 teeth just felt a little sore after surgery, but holy shit did the one tooth where it was impacted hurt like a bitch. As soon as the anesthesia wore off I was in crazy pain. Thank god for the hydrocodone.
Luke Fisher
the gummy death star that schaub references is like 140 mg. 50mg has been getting me the perfect amount of relaxed and painless to get to sleep.
James Thomas
Tony "Dark Souls" Ferguson
Kayden Watson
Say hello to your new glass chin
Adam Carter
im sorry you booked your plane tickets to slough mate. I'll tell you when you recuperate your money and can afford the plane over
Luis Mitchell
I probably will. Honestly my jaw doesn't hurt I've just been nauseous from the IV anesthesia so as soon as that goes away I'll probably take like 200mg or something for fun
Blake Taylor
pure 100% cringe
thank you based Dana for cutting this cancer
Isaiah Powell
this tiny spic manlet better win i have $400 on him winning
Jackson Young
cringe imagine cutting somebody with a good record just because he's exposing all of your bum fighters Elias was on another level
John Lopez
shut your fooking mouth
Elijah Johnson
man, we really need the hueroidmanlet to do the business can't stand lil Henry
Michael Morris
>general anesthesia for wisdom teeth
What an absolute pussy
Lucas Cooper
>he can't understand the sheer intricacy of the cage kick feint to the leg kick If Elias is so bad then how did he keep winning hmmmm?
Ryder Cook
Agreed to go to my girlfriend (female)'s house for the weekend, she'll probably want to have sex to be honest when I'm trying to stream heems if you know what I am saying. In many ways I'd rather watch Tony give onions girl PTSD
Noah Carter
i didn't ask for it, b
Zachary Reyes
literally how did that complete joke talentless faggot not get brutally heemed in """""""""""professional"""""""""" MMA matches
Ethan Peterson
he exploited a flaw in the scoring system simple as
reporting you for illegal streaming, ahead of time
Tony says he only wants paying fans anyway
Josiah Clark
it's talwf
Levi Reed
thats because tony's a cuck
Easton Mitchell
FUCK THIS CRAPPY SHITPOSTING GENERAL IT'S THE SAME SHIT EVERY DAY I HATE YOU IDIOTS YOU'RE MORE FANS OF MEMES THAN MMA I'M NEVER POSTING HERE AGAIN I'M FINDING A NEW HOME
Jacob Stewart
Smith general? dude is beautiful
Sebastian Wright
you call your escorts "girlfriends" now lmao
Luis Hall
back up doot
Kayden Miller
*solves mma*
Height classes
No more brutal height cuts, Vick and Pena vs Jones, DC vs Pettis
