Erry tiem

We are hosting it based retard

no wonder we could build a massive empire all we needed to do was send these lads in

>3 arrests

wow it's fucking nothing.

The perfidious anglo
Really subhuman

Is that Charles Arthur "Charlie" Salvador (formerly Charles Ali Ahmed; born Michael Gordon Peterson on 6 December 1952), better known as Charles Bronson?

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HAHA oh God, that shit is going to be fucking hilarious then.
Prepare to get utterly mogged.

Your average yank policeman would get his jaw ripped off by the chad English hooligan before he could pull his pistol out of the holster.

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oh shit, here we go again
I miss based Euro 2016 chimpout

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why can't a*glos handle the drink

Because no one hates the English more than the English

It's the heat we can't handle, it's why we abandoned Gibraltar to the monkeys.

>french police vs england fans
>spanish police vs england fans
>portuguese police vs england fans
gee, I wonder what the common factor here is

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this is what us yuropoors are unironically proud of. Absolutely based if you ask me

Seething continentals that can't handle the banter

Those were spetsnaz soldiers la

porto-gese police cant handle the british banter

lmao forgot about that. russians are crazy.

at first they came by sea

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You have no idea what it's like here apparently.

why come all the way just to get tsuued.com in the final?
Also, reminder there are britcunts infiltrated with our flags be careful

ACAB

quintessentially british

they're easy enough to spot, they can't spell

>kills TSUUU

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em eye see kay see you enn tee

hes dead, so no sweatie

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Can you imagine being some malnourished African/Asian lad in the 19th century and seeing an army these boys coming right at them? Not even a contest.

i though England and Portugal were friends ...

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Just a couple lads havin some fun

it's just banter ;)

based

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>tfw had college exam today so I couldn't go to Aliados to beat some Brits
FUCK!

England fans having a drink sining and cheering. When bus loads of riot police show up to cause trubble.
And then for no reason at all, England voted brexit.

Why do euro's always do this. England isn't some big boogy man

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just some proper and healthy punches mate

E E EFL
E E EFL
E E EFL

>go on vacation
>get shot

>lads having a good time
>vile moorish police lie in wait plotting their assault
>wait until the early afternoon when the lads are too drunk and sunburnt to resist
>charge in with islamic sabres catching our boys completely unaware
fucking disgusting

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disgusting paki shitposter

hell yes

Fuck off you Jock Cunt.

crowd of 500 england fans watching the big screen
swiss score
couple rowdy lads throw a couple of bottles at the waiting police

What's his end game?

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only thing your beating is your sister pedro

Things have never been the same since the Iberian Union.

>England fans enjoying themselves
>Poorly trained 3rd world police force use pepper spray and heavy-handed tactics to handle them
>"Oh noes, why are they responding violently????"

Can't believe that this is the world we live in

same paki shitposter

ABSOLUT UNIT

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Sevilla do this always on European nights. This is a genuine tactic used.

Police spotter

It's a seething Scot.

English don't have the 30y out of date reputation in the US, so the police an't going to be looking to aggravate and cause trubble like others.

In fact times iv been over police are really nice to us and apparently let us get away with more than Americans, (i always have to talk to the cops when seeing US friends)

The sight of people actually enjoying themselves enrages and terrifies the foreign policeman

>*makes the call*

yeah, fair enough, they smell the same mate

Scanning the horizon from an elevated position. Has Tango on speed dial.

>w..why are these people awake at mid-afternoon
>why are they drinking beer instead of c..coffe

Norf, souf, or midul?

Ingurland.

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Are you reading the same posts I'm reading? Why would a seething Scot be defending English tourists

English hooliganism is borne out of mutual ignorance between different groups, English fans would not feel alienated in the anglosphere as they do in some latin shithole.

Can't wait for Brexit lad

youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-AglIra3k

PORTO AWAY

Why has he boner?

based /heli/ chad

It's called false-flagging. The dirty Scots and Welsh use it all the time to hide behind this glorious flag and besmirch England's name.

We don't take shit from anyone here. You won't get pepper sprayed, you will be shot

>evidence of middul/portuguese alliance
fucking traitors sold us out

you now remember when the biggest security fear was ISIS but then they ended up just getting pasty drunkards beating the shit out of each other

The yank delusion

If the police aren't nice it's just a dumbfuck move to do anything antagonistic towards them. But go ahead, you either get to run away, a baton cracking, a night in gaol, a travel ban.

Why can't we having fun your shithole?
You guys don't know how to having fun

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>We don't take shit from anyone here
>plane flies into tower

this,
youtube.com/watch?v=pyoWLz2PVtg

>tfw every fanzone littered with bodies
Perhaps Qatar won't be so bad in the grand scheme of things

Your country sounds a like a third-world police-state shithole, pal.

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>>plane flies into tower
self inflicted

>portuguese buskers
try romanian

Smashing this pane.

Lol scumbags

you said >anyone

police won't make a special effort just for a few drunk lads. There'll be the normal security presence at stadiums and live viewings and that is it

>tfw every fanzone littered with bodies
Not sure they're planning to put any fanzones in schools desu.

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>don't trust anyone not even yourself
forgive me, I forgot the most basic rule

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It is.

then how come every race riot the police gtfo and let the blacks loot at will
tango is going to be making out with no world cups and a 4ktv

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This is kinda true. As I think both the police and English FA were relieved when England didn't qualify for the 94 world cup. As the likely result would have been England football fans either getting shot by the police or some gang bangers

haha english cowards got smashed

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evil continental police attacking innocent English fans that did nothing wrong

and they wonder why we voted for brexit

noone forced portugal to have home advantage

So, how do you fancy Porto, chaps?

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I saw one that had Wolves on it. More chance getting to see wolves payers watching Portugal than England. I guess the others just like football

Tango will be treated with the proper respect and gifts an honorable dignitary like himself deserves.

Your police won't do shit
You only shot nigger you coward cunts

>lads do a cheeky bit of banter like pushing someone in a river or defacing a national monument
>police are allowed to savagely attack them
iberia was a fucking mistake, they're just lucky our police are too busy confiscating gardening sheers and painting cars rainbow to fuck them up when they come over here

at least 100 brits drank my spit today
it was a good day

I've experienced this too. Its very strange.
I will admit to noticing I'm doing a bit of a Hugh Grant impression but it seems to work.

that's hot

Police

You kinky cunt.

did it give you a boner? I got chubbed up when I used to do it, thinking of my fluid entering someone else unexpectedly.

based rent boy

>adding extra digestive enzymes to each pint to help the lads pound em down faster
Based

Nice

england away

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Wouldn't trade being English for anything in the world lads, what a feeling - an ELITE feeling one may even say

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English fans make me hate supporting England.

Brits don't know how to behave in other countries. It's always the same shit.

Also the city should have put those portable toilets in some spots because the city centre will fucking stink

any lolis gone missing yet?

>Brits don't know how to behave in other countries.
They don't behave here either. What makes you believe they would change when abroad?

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we are allies you daft cunts

The problem is that travel to Europe is too cheap. Working Class cunts can fly to Spain and Portugal cheaper than train travel to London

What a poofter

>Brits should intentionally not enjoy themselves because they're abroad

Any JF is welcome to join in the celebration, you just choose not to enjoy yourself

Self-Inflicted, and then we invaded a country that didn't have anything to do with it.

English cunts should be banned from travelling out of their floating council estate, hopefully after brexit they will be

NOOO STOP BRAWLING AND CHANTING
THIS IS TOXIC BEHAVIOR

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>Direland
Stop crying mate, it's sad.

Half of the scum here have surnames like Donnelly and McTaig. Wonder where there scum ancestors came from

If a riots with Negroes occurs, then officers are stated to quarantine the area. The Riot doesn't spread.

Example is LA. It was mostly isolated to a specific part of Los Angeles.

They are the ones who always act out of line. Maybe if they stopped nigging, they wouldn't get shot

Maybe if english fans behaved like civilized human beings that wouldn't have been an issue

Based. Would have been even bigger bantz if it was your cum ;)

Wrong, I see a documentary on LA riot
It spreading everwhere in Los Angeles including in white area (Hollywood)

But that not the point, your stupid police only shoot nigger, against some drunk fan, they wont do shit

>Maybe if english fans behaved like civilized human beings
You don't conquer the world by being civilised

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>how to behave
It's called bants and you JFs don't know how to handle it

>throwing bottles at police just bantz

For the police was just bants too

fucking this
HEY HO HEY HO
TOXIC MASCULINITY NEEDS TO GO

Bottle throwing is a core aspect of our culture, please be respectful.

Why are Anglos such subhumans?

>Ajax

>there

Good job speaking your own language almost as good at that as winning sports you invented

And I bet you STILL dont even see the grammatical error in your sentence, put that dunce cap back on boyo

ppppls stop attacking our police

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>Brits don't know how to behave in other countries
the working class don't behave over here either
that's the price of social inequality

>tfw can't chimp out with the lads because Scotland is incapable of qualifying for anything

>0.015% of English fans who went there were arrested
>why is england so violent???

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good, just hope they kill hundreds of portuguese people and cops
don't touch the stray dogs and cats though

god i wish i were british

>don't touch the stray dogs and cats though
we're not sub human mate

Englandbro in Porto here.
Lemme give you a non-biased account of what happened:
>Tsunaldo scores freekick
>England throws plastic beer cups into the crowd like we usually do
>some cunt throws a bottle (not sure whether English or Portuguese)
>every one starts throwing bottles to retaliate
>police get pissed off and charge into everyone, doesn’t matter if they were innocent, they were hitting anyone who wouldn’t run away
>England fans throw shit at police because they attacked innocent people

There you have it, the cunts who were throwing bottles were at fault, and the cunt policemen who attacked innocent people were at fault too

hello /pan/eleiro

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Lol your only comeback is my grammar?

Can't wait for Troubles part 2

>Despite being 13% of Europeans...

I have to admit one thing, portuguese and spanish police go crazy when they start the beating. And maybe in Porto is worse than in Lisbon, don't know

brexit means brexit

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But at least they let you buy cheap beer bottles from the supermarket and drink it in the streets. Not many countries allow that and here is not legal too.

I support this until I realise that they genuinely think of themselves as hardmen while wearing that shite and because of the fact they would think of me as being engpaki

lel, even parking police are thirsty as fuck.

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cheer up

>here is not legal too
But you can smoke crack and inject heroin in the street

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Based Portuguese police on thot patrol

There was one guy I saw with his hands in the air doing nothing, he wasn’t drunk and wasn’t throwing anything but a policeman still whacked him in the legs with a baton for no reason during the charge.

True. There was one shop in the fanzone selling crates of beer bottles to England fans even after the police had started rushing everyone. It would never happen in England.

Not him but you're retarded. Even just read the Wikipedia article on the troubles. You don't even know why it kicked off do you?

never voted pan - either void, blank or right-wing parties. but i regularly buy food for stray cats and dogs in my street. give them water too
but never gave anything to an homeless

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Not him

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Kek

Pill me on this conversation.

>>England throws plastic beer cups into the crowd like we usually do
Truly english gentlement move.

>wants cops dead
>wants people from his country dead
>likes animals
you get the picture, but false alarm, maybe just a lisboeta

>Haha my country is irrelevant and poor not to mention an awful military record lets beat the shit out of these sprited fun having gentleman who coincidently appear to be from what seems dare I say a successsful country like the try hards we uncharacteristically are not

kek at filename

Do Brits chimp harder when they win or lose?

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That's what basically led into the war of independence. Which we won because the treaty signed made the island free, with the option for each county to rejoin the empire, which 6 did. This is over 40 years before the troubles begin, it's not unrelated but it's actually not a direct cause either.

>(you)

both

they weren't even playing today

NOBODY LIKES US WE DONT CARE
WE’LL BEAT UP YOUR LOCALS AND DRINK YOUR BEER

Fucking hell this cracked me up.

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=ZUtscmQaga0

porto-gese faggot anons
hyping the thread up becus its the biggest thing thats happened to their country in years

yes

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U N I T

sssssssshhh

>hahah cops in our country are fags, we're so stronk and brave! we can do whatever we want wooo!
>waaah mr foreign polisman, don't smash my inbred face and teeth in!
lmao at these faggots

Portuguese fuzz are not to be trifled with

you think this is bad just wait until tomorrow hahah

Nah should be Jerusalem lad. More specific to Ingerlund.
youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

We weren’t even playing today and England fans ruined a city centre. Imagine the shitstorm that will happen in Guimaraes tomorrow

based and redpilled. the sheer destruction England will create when they beat poortugal in the final will be glorious
SHALL NEVER BE SLAVES

Say it to my face you little brownie

>tfw no permatanned slag groupie.
Tango lives like a fucking king.

nah, yer mum sucking cocks, that was a pretty big event too.

continentals, how does it feel seeing your women lust over us anglo bulls?

word on the Brit/sp/ discord is it's russian bots :(

i was born in lisbon but i'm not a lisboeta may allah be praised

Did we ever get any actual sightings of Tango? I know the game's tomorrow but thought someone on Twitter would have clocked him by now.

cmon now
this is ur world cup
england vs portugal in porto

sorry
england vs portugal and the police

>anti-German songs

Why are the English so obsessed with us?
Thinking about building a pool house in their heads seeing as how we get to live there rent-free.

why are we obsessed with our biggest ever military win
aka WW2
YIKES

>yanks in charge of handling the banter
OI OI M8

Why are Americans so obsessed with murder?

this is a british porto-gese thread

Cope harder warlet

truth
>tfw that lad bottled the 100m final at the lympics

I was in Germany for six months and every fucking day you people asked me about Brexit. How many times can I say Ich weiß nicht before you leave me alone.

similar to OM france suddenly piping up 3 months later after the eglish have left

fuck off you bellend

at least eight separate Portugeuse lads tried it on with my missus last time we went there on holiday. It got so bad we fell out and I had to get a separate hotel for the last week until we sorted it out before the return flight. Never going back!

>every one starts throwing bottles to retaliate

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Kek didnt even notice the boner

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banter

Lmao

What normally happens is this
>England fans sing some songs and get plastered on cheap beer
>Some uppity foren cunt throws a bottle
>England fans shout abuse back
>Passer by foren cunts get scared and cry to the riot police
>riot police move in to 'control the situation'
>other cunt forens throw bottles at England supporters
>riot police ignore this (it's often caught on camera, like it was today, but lets ignore that)
>England supporters throw more abuse
>some England supporter or possible infiltrated foren throws a bottle back
>this gives the riot police carte blanche to charge in and twat drunk lads
>some fight back
>most are either too plastered or are middle class soft cunts who get twatted by some uppity foren cunt who wanted to smash some faces (hence why becoming riot police)

This has happened at all major tournaments. At France 2016, it happened, Russians did that shit and it took a couple of days for the proper Brit lads (since everybody bar Scotland was there) to unite and the Russian '''''Ultras''''' got their heads kicked in when they faced organised resistance.

;_;

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It's a comedy film. He has a poison in him that his doctor friend told me he can fight off by getting his heart pumping. So he does drugs, runs everywhere etc. He then gets a nurse to inject pure adrenaline into his body. Plus some other shit. It gives him an erection. He fucks his GF at one point in the street. Then some other crazy shit happens. The sequel is apparently even better.

B-but g-guys, aren't we allies?

>Why are the English so obsessed with us?
You keep trying to take over europe, we keep saving it. Stop being a supervillain.

youtu.be/qycwy3PTR5o

Absolute cringe.

Based.

Yes. Probably perfidious Spaniards who falseflagged.

literally incredible

I think you guys are the victim of your own success, culturally. Europeans expect every England fan to be some super-hardcore greenstreet type and they react accordingly to every little act. You people are the most mild-mannered tourists on earth but you've managed to convince everyone that your'e violent party animals.

Personally, I blame Liverpool fans for murdering 50 innocent Belgians in cold blood at Heysel.

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What's up with this beer?

Cope

you got off easy only a few bottles were thrown which is friendly banter if this was spain there would be no windows left and rivers of piss filled with corpses of norf men that fell from balconies

Its the others who are the tryhards. Those days you are talking about are long gone its just drunk lads having fun

>war of independence
>Which we won

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I also miss cool britannia

Why is Germany so evil?

Leaf here enjoying the absolute chaos being caused by the lads from England in Porto.

I came here as a tourist and the entire city centre is just fucked. Broken glass, garbage, idiot drunk fans of Championship(and lower) side clubs puking and pissing in the streets and singing ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND over and over.

I was at the fan zone and saw them throwing bottles at the screen and at each other. They are singing horribly out of tune outside my hotel this very moment.

BRING ME MY ARROWS OF DESIRE

The thing is, in the 70's and 80's, Brits WERE the hardest cunts on earth when it came to football. Somehow this culture hasn't died out, or more specifically, the belief in this culture has died out. MI5 infiltrated most 'Ultra' groups in the 70's and 80's and slowly arrested them all for planning/inciting violence. Every other 'Ultra' member now is on some register and has to hand in their passport before any international tournament or their club tournament (not that it largely stops them) or face arrest. It was that serious. This country is a Big Brother dystopian shithole but god fucking damn this shit was based on the fact Brit fans were murdering people over football. Disgusting shit.

But the rest of this shit is literally cases of locals or police being heavy handed because they think it's the fucking 80's and start shit. Young Norfs with booze in their bellies and full of tapas or whatever Portuguese serve for lunch and they'll fight fucking anybody.

Most of the images are just English lads drinking. As I said, today, the bottles that were 'thrown' which started the 'riot police charge', were thrown back by the England fans who had received them from other people.

Based. At least you made the most of Ingurland fans ruining your holiday by getting involved and going to the fan zone. Are you there for the match tomorrow?

You've been blessed my son

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Absolutely going to the fan zone. Every time a lad from England asks if Im American, I say CANADIAN, and they get a big smile. They're mostly friendly, some assholes, but all in all everyone is here just to have fun.

The Swiss look absolutely miserable though lol.

>Every foreign flag in this thread got btfo

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Lel good lad. Yeah you should have a laugh, watching the match and having a few beers. Like you have already experienced some blokes are just pricks just ignore them but keep an eye on them cause if it kicks off, as some are the type to punch you in the back of the head and run off. All as you may have also experienced tonight, keep an eye out for the police in case the charge into the fans. Just be ready to run at any moment.

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Enjoy ya'sen lad

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based alcoholics

What is the Anglo-Irish treaty? What does N.Ireland opt-out even mean?

southern europe in a nutshell
all a bit rapey

based

BASED organized drunks

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fucking based kek
youtube.com/watch?v=Ak8cq3nM2JM

>They removed the original vid

:)

TOP FUCKING JEJ

is she hot? post that bird

Not even the maddest mad man would mess with American hooligans.

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Today was the 75th anniversary of D-Day, so they had that in their heads probably.

Em Guimarães vão piar baixinho

Post your missus lad

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>yfw you'll never be a spanish/portugese police officer beating english scum in tsummerhe with your bros while drinking tequila and sangria

based russians

wew. absolutely based

bants

N I G G E R
Y A N K E E
C O N F I R M E D

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What does it take to get a Lily Allen looking bitch brit bros? Texan btw

>this kills the eternal Anglo lul

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Someone shoop The Beatles walking across.

The gun should've been pointed at whoever was editing this.

Get a preggo bird to drink a bottle of lambrini a day, wait 18 years

Is there also a Dutch fanzone?

Topkek lad

Taking it too seriously

English lads just kick off after some beers

Russia is, WE STRONG, WE ARMY

I’d argue it’s better to be an honest meathead, than hide behind 3 thousand layers of irony and banter like emasculated passive-agressive Anglos do, to act essentially the same in the end.

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Where are the Porto and Vitoria Guimares firms when you need them, do they even want to defend the local turf

won't somebody PLEASE think of the poor england fans

Russians - synchronised hooligan t shirts

Germans - synchronised fan banners made during wageslave workbreaks

English - having a laugh with the lads

NOBODY LIKES US WE DONT CARE
WE’LL BEAT UP THE LOCALS AND DRINK YOUR BEER

We are, this is just infiltrated fags trying to disrupt the /elite/

obviously this
england fans are just grim and probably full of too many gross skinhead boomers

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English lads must drink beer to support Sony and warm weather,i saw this in Malaga,its as warm as Portugal Weather...

Leaf in Porto here.

There was a big fat drunk English fan just screaming "van dijk" over and over.

Also - reported 15k English fans in Guimarães, a city of 50k total inhabitants.

They're going to do what the Moors could not: burn that city to the ground...

Revenge for ARE MADDIE

victims of it all

> oi (vey) we're just 'avin a laugh
beware the trickery of the eternal anglo

the parents did it and you know it

BASED

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youtube.com/watch?v=IuGj077XHGw

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i don't know why they maintain this charade that it's a minority of england fans
never met an england fan who wasn't a complete cunt

Tell your english"men" to not go out today. I'll be patrolling the streets and i'm not afraid to knock your tooth out, you sheep shaggers

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BREXIT NOW YOU FORREN CUNTS

I love that old footage of the Falklands war

MEAT PIE SOSIJ ROLL CAM ON INGLAND GIS A GOAL

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>muh straightedge mma hooly training camps
Why do JFs ruin everything they touch?

'ate med wogs

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kek

give me one reason why this shouldn't happen

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>UEFA announce England are forfeitting.
Yeah, outstanding idea when there's over 10,000 pissed up English fans in your city.

>that foodora or something guy running between them

God I would love to see English fans in Porto after this

Never understood why the song about England is called Jerusalem. Bit jewed isn't it?

IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

It's about an old tale about Jesus travelling to England; Glastonbury specifically.
No one really knows what Jesus did from when he was a child to when he was about 29-30 so people just make up stories about him coming to their country and founding towns, blessing it and stuff.
'Jerusalem' is more or a metaphor for a blessed place or heaven in the case of this poem and hymn.

Foreigners

> I will not cease from mental fight,
> nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
> till we have built Jerusalem
Literal words from THE anthem of the country responsible for the Balfour agreement. Just a coincidence, i suppose...

Wow such a big man, I get your cock is huge

Now this is a foreign lad who knows how to banter

Try hards ruin everything. Have you ever tried to play CSGO?

BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU

Rape gangs are molesting local children?
I don't care.

Rival footie fans?
It's fight time.

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I'm not really sure what an 18th century poet writing about the Industrial Revolution has to do with the Balfour Agreement, so yes I guess it is a coincidence.

>In Englands green & pleasant Land.
As has been said, Jerusalem is a metaphor for a blessed/holy/fair/just whatever place.

Mewt me at Aliados's fan zone in Porto.We can meet and have "fun" later after the game ;) rawr

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She’s right

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I agree with her,Bina come to Portugal I'll enrich your cultural experience :)

Try hard faggots that actually practiced being a hooligan then spent their time beating up families and middle class poofters

Why are the argentinian in red tho?

>Liverpool shirt
>Absolutely dreadful sociopolitical opinion
Go together like fish and chips.

Best webm ever

What's the most right wing club in the UK?

Of the big ones i'd guess Chelsea?
Super Cup should be GOAT this year.

two world wars and one world cup

It's a london club so no way

>a big city can't have right wing clubs

what a bellend

It's based in one of the wealthiest areas of central London, all the poor lefties and minorities are Arsenal and Spuds fans.

>Being uneducated
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Irish_Treaty
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_of_Ireland_Act_1920

your average right wing chelsea fan is a cab driver
or used to be but now he's unemployed because asians do the job better for less money

Milwall ans West ham fans are not rich too,they are lefties?

Millwall and West Ham fans have traditionally just liked kicking the shit out of one another indiscriminately. It's more to do with the fact that the clubs originally formed from dockworkers on either side of the Thames that started the rivalry, rather than any political aspect.

on the way back from the shop just now had the radio on and the radio1 news presenter was laughing about it
its all one big joke isnt it
bit of bants

official statement
"those fans who are causing trouble cannot be england fans" kek

And english fa won't even get any kind of fine

And Croatia wont be winning the Nations league of any kind

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Fockin Chelsea ultras again, la

Millwall innit

Still better than Carling

>tfw failed basic training and can't go on tour with the ladskis

he has never worked/been to a bar before
they dont make the drinks away from the bar absolute mong

I pissed in the barrel once. Fucking hate pubs and will never work in one again.

Opening a pub in spain or Portugal makes you rich for sure,i saw this in holidays in theses countries,englishs drink beer all day along due to hot temperatures..

>imagine being unironically triggered by pure banter

have sex

I would pay to see Tango get knighted by the queen with no shirt on.

He literally asked the brits to help him conquer lisbon

What the fuck best allies why you bashing our lads?

>this delusion
You think American police couldn't handle some British drunks when they spend their entire career dealing with the descendants of blacks specifically bred to be alpha humans to work on plantation fields?

lmao americans always find a way to bring their black people fetishes into the conversation

>Plantation workers
HAHAHAHAHA
The underclass hooligan is the decedent of a warrior class that took a steaming shit on your precious African slaves.
NO CONTEST as was shown when our boy Tyson outclassed Wilder with ease.

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footage of damaged caused by england fans in guimares. this is outraging.

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Nige the absolute legend

>England throws plastic beer cups into the crowd like we usually do
You should know that that's not normal behavior outside of England.
It's perfectly normal here to get your ass kicked if you throw beer at someone, regardless of it's celebrating or not.

>doesn’t matter if they were innocent
You really think the police can distinguish between who was doing what in a group of 20.000 people? They hit everything in site if provoked enough.

Just get out of the EU already, you fucking barbarians.

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Fuck, I'm dying

If they are not voting for Labour they are voting against their best interests.

>THREE whole arrests
Wow!
Literally fucking nothing

absolute unit la

This is the same bloke who smashed up that Renault Clio isn't it? Proper English lad.
Do we actually know who he is?

Fuck off everybody does it in the low countries.

>took literally 6 of them to beat up a scrawny shirtless englishman
that's embarrassing

The scene where he fucks Amy Smart in front of the schoolbus full of Japanese schoolgirls is the hottest sex scene in human history.

>everybody does it in the low countries
literal savagery

This must be edited
no way this is real

It’s real lad. Search her @.

pretty based

>calls others barbarians
>It's perfectly normal here to get your ass kicked if you throw beer at someone, regardless of it's celebrating or not

>liverpool shirt
every time

>It's based in one of the wealthiest areas of central London
So you’re saying they’re have no hooligans. Only poor people become hooligans, supercup will be bandwagoning lefties vs rich poofs this year

English lives matter

Should be England's national anthem. Well it is at the Commonwealth Games but no one where else I think.

youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

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Forfeiting the competition would be a great move of solidarity for the EFA to make, the small army of drunk Englishmen will just cease causing any damage and return home safely like good boys

Isn't it a sport for you fags
youtube.com/watch?v=7egDlSB8KiQ
youtube.com/watch?v=cJKp-fIa4sU
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youtube.com/watch?v=WmwHUDLUg9w

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Absolute U N I T

Tyson is a potato nigger gypsy bellend

>spurs and liverpool fans absolutely fine in Madrid, having fun and drinking together

Reminder it's just all the lower league shitter fans who follow England and do this shit

They need to ban our away fans for a while

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Based

Based Pierre
Faggot José

Screamed by the desperate and divided crutch. Used to have an empire then we grew up, lost everything, who gives a fuck?

>be english
>drink beer
>balls deployed
>get skull bashed in by portuguese riot police
>balls retract

every time

When Hubert Parry first put it to music in like the 1910s George V himself actually said it would make a better anthem than GSTK/Q lel

>squash isn't yet in the olympics but fucking skateboarding is

What a disgrace.

It's banter you fucking wog.

It's a Jamie T song you fucking Paki

Honestly amazing how angloscum didn't do this during the WC. I thank their government and media that scared them away so they didn't come in mass lmao

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squash is shite. me and my mates had to invent new rules for it to keep it interesting.

>Still remembering a Jamie T
>In current year

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Should have played rugby but Bitch niggas made new rules for squash

Beta mentality

>Jerusalem should be Englands national anthem
Wrong

youtube.com/watch?v=o6ZvylOSy5A

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How the fuck would we have played rugby with just the four of us, you fucking spanner?

english """people"""

lmao in guimarães they'll get fucking rekt by the hooligans
i really hope they try to chimp out just to get hospitalized

It's not shite to watch, it's pretty entertaining.

> in guimarães they'll get fucking rekt by the hooligans
I hope your hooligans are good at throwing plastic chairs and bottles

>The underclass hooligan is the decedent of a warrior class that took a steaming shit on your precious African slaves.
The underclass hooligan is the descendent of mill workers, coal miners and dockers.

they'll throw knifes and explosives, do not worry

Hooligans are not people and should be shot down like dogs and let normal fans enjoy football.

I wait in anticipation

>SHEKHAR BHATIA
englishmen are scum and you deserve everything thats happening to you

Liverpool fans have always been scum

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Your country is a shithole where our blacks go on holiday

That's because Liverpool and Spurs fans are middle class Tarquin types who started watching football in the 90s when it became fashionable. Most modern Liverpool fans are from the south-east anyway so they probably know all those Spurs fans from work in their investment banks.

Based lads on tour.

>to beta and limp wristed to defend their wives, mother's and daughters
>Chimp out over a kids sport
Even though you are our lap dog, a Chihuahua, whe're still embarrassed

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I don't understand why you didn't see this coming, did you miss what happened in marseille and barcelona? Nothing happened in madrid because there was a huge police operative and they had restricted movement.

This people crave attention, it's the way they have to feel important, if you don't pay attention to them they get nervous and chimp out.

>The anglo """people"""

Yeah sure thing

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Imagine being a foreigner who goes to a different country with a load of other mostly young men to watch a football match and thinks

Yeah I think a nice dinner and a few glasses of wine is what I'm after

Virgin had to run extra trains from the South East so everyone could get there, they were all sold out and they put on bus replacement services.

>the world
>some shitholes, north america from the natives and an island colony from the emus
B-based

I honestly can't imagine the mental gymnastics you have to go through to pretend no working class people support Liverpool. Ironically in 3 posts time you will be talking about bin dippers or benefits

>bottom right

Everytime.

RN lads beat the shit out of us police and eachother at the same time a few weeks back

UNIT

How is it that other countries can bring 100k fans, drink, sing, have a good time, yet not get into fights and smash up town squares?

Ever been to Anfield? Full of tourists. The M6 is rammed every matchday as southerners all go up to watch United and Liverpool. Premier League football is a middle class day out nowadays.

The US world cup is going to be fun

They do. The difference is British journalists love nothing more than shitting on working class British people. Every time these threads are made it’s an article from one of our tabloids. You never see Italian newspapers going after their own even when they are running over rival fans. There’s never a big media outrage when Ajax fans chimp out every where they go etc.

Why would you settle for second best?

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>everytime
Well i see a lot of videos on youtube of commie/libs/antifa doing what the fuck they want and the coppers do nothing to stop them. If they're to scared to take on a bunch of trannys i doubt they'd even turn up for any nation with an army of thugs.

and lost.

Truly an incredible bunch of lads.
Even the Scots.

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Nations relevent to trade and labour, that's why you still speak Russian.

Forgetting someone?

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this is just media drama. england fans are always welcome in my country.

Never.

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>portugal
>awful military record

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>trade and labour
So that's what anglos say when they mean rob the land and kill the natives huh?

english and dutch fans playing footy in the streets. stop this toxic behaviour.

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Its because the Dutch are like minded to the English

ABE JF fuzz, clearly

Ban this sick filth

Blocking the roads like a packs of wild niggers. I hope you get stabbed during the final Nigel

good luck following a prem team if you make less than £25k a year

you just want to steal their daughters

you're not very smart or perceptive are you Slav! They didn't kill the locals they used them for trade and labour you fucking spaz.

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Based 2 IQ anglo can't pick on sarcasm.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4rJFtzaZz-c

...

wouldn't mind being locked up by the hotel security boy :3

Do Northern Ireland people actually post here?

I kinds wanna visit because of GoT but dunno if its worth it

Got mates out there and they're fucking livid about the media coverage. Say the Portugese police couldn't do their job properly and just started hitting people with batons and pepper spraying them, which of course only escalated things further. Reminds me of France a few years ago desu. Why are European police so bad? Russia didn't have any problems desu

They're just lazy

that's just police banter la

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it was the last time this country achived anything major that was a good thing.

the Portugese police couldn't do their job properly and just started hitting people with batons and pepper spraying them

based

Defending the Falklands was pretty good

proper brexit lad

based and brits absolutely btfo as well as seething

We sent 20,000 fans over to Portugal and they'll probably buy a minimum of 50 pints each while they're there, so that's 1,000,000 pints bought to support your economy. You should be more grateful desu, we're propping you up