USA vs Jamaica friendly thread

Lineup?

>Leave Jamaica to me

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fuck you, shrek

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>le stanford messi hunchback
>le do nothing in mlels despite being hyped as the next Donovan

>Why does an MLS coach suck off MLS players

Fuck mlels
Fuck garber
Fuck Sum gang

Fuck NlGGERS

A friendly reminder that we passed on Lopetegui for some meme My Little Sawker coach.

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berhalter hasn't lost a game yet desu

>1913+106
>crossing the line

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I guess Robinson's playing as a winger, then. I've actually been curious about playing him there, so this is kind of neat.

Berhalter has played B teams and shit sides in friendlies.

>my little sawker all stars get the start but Boyd doesn't
I understand McKennie not starting in this Camp cupcake 2.0 friendly shitshow since we want him healthy for the gold cup but this is a ridiculous lineup

good thing that they're playing a shit side in a friendly then

What a shitshow

trapps aren't gay

The absolute state of roldans head.

Boyd is probably already guaranteed a spot because of his circumstances, same as Amon and Sargent. I would imagine that this a test mainly for Robinson, Mihailovic, and maybe Gonzalez or even Roldan.

Why the fuck is Gonzales playing

He just moved back to Mls, what do you think?

link to game?

Why do white girls do this?

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I’m bored enough I’ll watch

Mihailovic is really cute omg

hello fuck SUM that is all

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Sup fuckers I’m on vacation in Florida

Roldan is so shit

Chucked a free bet on Jamaica or Draw. This means US wins as my free bets always lose.

thanks for supporting us, friend

Is Miazga the one who btfo the Mexican manlet?

That giveaway fml

Both these teams are so bad

Very entertaining however

Holy shit we are terrible

this fucking spaghetti

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>My
>Little
>Sawker

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Anyone have a link to this game?

So we really are shit without pulisick then

He's straight garbage.

>put in bad players
>play terrible
Wow, who would've thunk Gregggggggggg

redditsoccercity

remind me why I watch this semen slurping sport again

hmm this is actually horrific

>people took time out of their day and paid money to watch this game in person

our midfield is awful

Joke of a coach and joke of a team

Team is shit and will not beat Panama.

>pass around the back
>can pass through midfield
>pointless running
>no shots

The American Guardiola

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>0-0 against stoners
CMON America you joke

CAM ON SARGENT SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS!

Robinson wouldn't get a start for a Div1 team

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Neither would half of these god awful mls guys truth be told.

>implying america isn't also stoners

recreational weed is legal for about 1/5th of the population and medical is legal for more than 2/3's

Why is mls so bad bros? Im not even joking like how can you not even dominate these dude weed islanders?

>no adams
>no pulisic
>no mckennie
>not even brooks or yedlin
yikes

Reminder that at 8:30PM EST Costa Rica faces off against Perù and Paolo Guerrero's return since his coca doping ban.

Where: cmdenvivo.pe/movil/ or YouTube

sargent reminds me of the goat man from narnia

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1.) Jamaica is pretty good in a lot of sports
2.) Lot of these guys play in MLS/USL
3.) We suck and Gregggggg has literally (literally) never won anything

>salary cap

stream?

*can't

Reminds me of Scott Tenorman

Stream please

>tfw if the ASL never folded >we would be a soccer powerhouse and nogegg would be an irrelevant sport played only by poor southerners

it's not fair bros. instead we have RedditLS

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where di fat poosey gyal dem

>no subs
WHY?

elixx dot me slash adortmund dot html

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CUTE

C U T E

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No wonder he's so fucking garbage. Absolute trainwreck in the midfield. Faggot weeb

He's been playing great for sj tho, maybe he just fits well in their system

Maybe mls is his level and he shouldnt be playing for the national team?

>that horrendous cross

>turns off the tv.

Turns out you can't Tuukka Rask soccer, and you actually need someone besides Zack Steffen to win a game. Whoda thunk

Reddit btfo.
This entire organisation is a joke.

Shitffen is garbage too. So overrated over just one friendly against France. Im on the Horvath bandwagon from now on.

Apologize.

Brooks and yedlin are hurt. As is generally the case, this friendly is primarily for bubble guys

Getting tiresome watching you newfags seethe

lmao

yikes

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embarrassing

He's been excellent tonight. Drink less.

>Roldan
>Trapp
>MLS All Stars

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Berhalter OUT

Bill Hamid would have saved that and not risked silly turnovers

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At least we have Saturday to look forward to.....

Literally what fucking game are you watching? He's been average at best and he's gonna get torn apart and benched in the bundesliga if the rumors are true to where he's going.

>getting scored on by a usl/taxi driver

This midfield is garbage

Stu Holden
>this is a team without Bradley, without Altidore, so nobody needs to get to mad, this is Gregggg just trying new things

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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>the masher of maribor
>the terror of triglav

holden coping hard

One of the many reasons why i hate watching soccer on fox

Stu "Garber's Ball Boy" Holden

Based Stu. If we only had our MLS legends playing

>Nipples

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so we've moved on from half germans to half brits?

Imagine thinking this was a coherent response

uhm, what is happening /mylittlesawker/?

>Imagine our bench beating a bunch of nobodies and a few mls starters.
Don’t make me be an asshole.

Following that logic, US would only be able to field half of a team

Greggggg Mindset

Robinson couldn't pass and ran all wonky when we first saw him 8 months ago

He still can't pass and he still can't run

Shots (On Goal)
>Jamaica 12(4)
>US 3(0)

Now, this is the shit you should be worried about. This isn't even Jamaica good team

Hahahahahahahahaha
>Jamaica
Fat Americans can't handle the stoners

MlelSoiboys getting exposed again. Stu Holden is damage controlling so bad.

The U-20s would at least put up a better fight than this team

How did things get so bad for the US mutant ninja turtles?

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The natural result of a closed league system

#ProRelforUSA

You donated $125 to chattanooga didn't ya?

1.) passing ability of MLS players is so bad
2.) defense won't move the ball upfield themselves, so midfielders have to pass and run for 50 yards just to get into an attacking position
3.) Related to #2, the "Quarter Back" position, where the defenders and fullbacks pass to the middle for that player to swing a cross upfield is stupid and wasteful and easy to defend against, and Gregg only believes that this is a great idea because it does work in MLS (Toronto)
3.) absolutely no attackers that can hold up play and allow the midfield to run the mandatory 80 yards upfield
4.) no concept of set pieces or trying to earn fouls deep to trap the other team back, very amateur "get the ball and try to run to the goal" shit

You would think that after failing to qualify from one of the easiest regions would make our retarded federation not give in to MLelS and yet they doubled down on it, hired an overrated and mediocre MLelS coach and now we get to enjoy shitshows like this.

How many americans are unironically watching this garbage? 100? Player's parents don't counts

So who gets the call up? I think Sargent, Robinson, Miazga, and Steffen

please tell me this isn't the team that's going to the gold cup

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>oy vey the national team is so bad, why don't you white boys just start rooting for Team Mexico?

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No, its GGG having tryouts from the B team

can we replace the gold cup squad with u-20 zoomers

lol

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>B team
Trapp, Steffen, Bradley, Arriola, Lima and a couple more of these shitters are going to be in the Gold Cup squad and you know it.

BERHALTER OUT

Arriola shouldn't ever play for the team again, but he will

Trapp will get into the squad but won't be starting, so we get to lose with Bradley again

Hard to blame Milhal or Josh for anything, considering they didn't get the ball at all

Roldan is not good enough but won't be a starter anyway

Donated? No, it was an investment. I'm an actual owner of a true American club, something hardly anyone else can say.

>Lima
How did this faggot even make it to the ninja turtles? What in the absolute fuck is wrong with Bercuckler?

Who tf cares about these guys.

The u20s is where it's at

As they have the excuse to don't care for the sport they should just stop playing

Hate to say it but i miss klinsmann

we need lalas to whip these zoomer fucks into shape.

20 years ago i thought >we would be at least sweden or switzerland tier by now, but we lose to fucking sandals FC

>Passing to NO ONE
jesus

Steffen and Lima will start, but the others will bench

Honestly why does it matter if our u20 is good if our young talent will just be put in the hands of frauds like behrhalter?

Reminder that we declined Lopetgui for Berhalter

Josh was a better defender than our backline

Place looks pretty full. Loud boos

No wonders US Women Team demands more money

It quite literally isn't

DAILY REMINDER
Gregg Berhalter's Crew
>2018
joint Fewest Goals scored in the East, finished season with negative gd

His Key Forward: Zardes
His Key Central Mid: Trapp

nothing has changed, results won't change

>losing to Jamaica
USA pls

You don't have to be an asshole, you're an idiot. Your suddenly complaining about the quality of the bench, which is unrelated to the fact that it's a friendly for mostly reserve players, which was your first lament.

Lalas, famous for his managerial career spent getting cucked by Beckham and getting into screaming fights with journos

desperate times call for desperate measures. anything beats this reddit philosophy we have now

Progress in dive grass takes time buddy. It took us over 30 years to become a OK tier side, same for sweden.
You're already at the austira stage, having some talent, some overhyped frauds and usually held back by the federation or a absolute shit tier manager. Another 8 years and you might have a promising golden generation and a good manager.

>reddit philosophy
nice buzzword, now can you say something that has actual meaning?

Lalas is an ever bigger SUMafia than Greggggg

at least Gregggg has some sense of pride

Last but not least that means nothing, >our golden generation blew it 2006, 2008, 2010, 2012, 2014, 2016, 2018 and 2019. Always with solid teams chooking as hard as only possible and get blown out way under value.

They are watching ironically tho

reminder that Holden was Robbie Rogers' bf

I'm hard (if true)

Damn we suck ass. The only ones who weren't total ass were Holmes and Sargent

Unlucky lads

Good taste

Where the fuck is Cristiano Pulisic?

Are you Ravel Morrison?

yeah, JAM were unlucky they didn't score 4

Lmfao now he did. Against weedland of all countries

Not participating in this shitshow but will be at the gold cup