/HEE/ - HOLY EUROPEAN EMPIRE

Hello my dear relevant countries, so how are you enjoying the gloryfied Friendlies cup between those literal nobodies?

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LE COPE ONONONONONON

Uh oh, grandpa is having one of his episodes again!

Sorry, were you saying something?
Speak up a little.

Enjoying these trophyets play against each other is quite amusing

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>non /elite/s

I wanted to look up the score but it wasn’t featured at the top of FlashScore so I gave up

>tf

>Holy European Empire
More like FAGS
France
Ataly
Germany
Spain

Non elite
COPE
O
P
E

la sangre de los españoles fluye dentro de mis venas
Arriba España

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BASED

>trophyets

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BASED ALLY

Greatest ally
More jokes like that and we’ll let you have Madeline back

Wait
You’re telling me the “elite” has less trophies than Spain alone?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFTBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*INHALES*
OHNONONONONONONONONK

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>gloryfied Friendlies
>World cup winners can't win friendlies against ''literal nobodies''

yikes

No need for the jealousy.

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>spain
>relevant
KEK

based

Germans won chanpionships with ethnically German squads
Italians won championships with ethnically Italian squads
Spain won championships with ethnically Spanish squads
France enlisted half of the African continent to win their championships.
For the sake of pride, remove France from the Holy Empire, and also drop a nuke on Quebec. France should not be mentioned among the likes of the prideful nations of Germany, Italy, and Spain.

Portugal
Englel
Neverlands
Irrelevancy
Switherland

>Switherland
Swarthierland?

Italy had at least 1 Argentine player every time they won an Euro or WC, even in 1934
Germany won the last WC with Boateng, Gomez, Podolski and other immigrants; and all the other 3 WC titles they were West Germany but used Eastern players

If Africa is THAT strong, why there's no African WC Champion yet, Einstein?
And Don't tell me it's the white coachs because almost all African NTs coach are white.

So keep coping and go back to /pol/. You will not divide the HEE, aka the good guys of European Football.

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So this is the power of non /elite/ humor

How surprising. """elite""" nations can't handle the glorious HEE.

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Shut up, even Zidane, the best ''French'' football player ever, isn't french

eternal anglos with their mind tricks trying to split the european band of brothers once again

tell me about anglo larping dogs humour

>German humour

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Because you have black players from different parts of Africa, ie have a larger talent pool than a country like Togo

Also, you have better facilities, training and youth academies

Fuck
All
Germans
Southkorea

Unironically I didn't know there was a Nations League game tonight and missed it.
Does this trophy matters? It depends.
If Based Portugal wins it, then it's a valid trophy that is worth almost the same as an EURO.
If anyone else wins it then micky mouse cup.

okay now this is utterly based

/HAEE/
Holy African European Empire

Notice how all SEETHING comments comes from """""""""""""""""""""""""""""Elite"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

LMAO Pathetic

>german humour

>European
>France
Look again mon amis

ah let them have their moment of fun. life is hard when your nt has success once every 50 years.

actually made me think desu

Oh right, i forgot... We are present all over the World! Not just Europe...

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It's always a fucking french flag. You are one of the top posters on this board my friend. It just adds to the friendly shitposting lore of /elite/

El basado

Don't you often boast about how Italian you are?

Seething the thread

Based Fifth Republic

Fuck the haters.