/bundes/

FUCK the m*d and FUCK unpaid workers

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you have them to give them a good fucking

haha a squirrel :D

Bought a reduced Fertigsalat for 10cents in Kaufland today. Eating right now.

>10c
picks or it didn't happen

Salat schmeckt am besten wenn man ihn kurz vor dem servieren durch ein saftiges Steak ersetzt

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>hating on tom and denmark instead of hating on jt and the german tennis fag who enables him

hello /bundes/ is this /bundes/

>Fertigsalat for 10cents
why do you lie

shut the fuck up tom, go be mentally ill somewhere else

>still getting triggered about autosage
uhm, 2015 /bundes/ called, they want their memis back

haha....wow!

based:
denmark
tom
webm user

cringe:
ami
indian
brazilian
french guy
ösis
schweizer

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They are a class above beggars. While beggars bother you everywhere, they do it in places like public transport where you can't easily get away from them. You have to give them money cos they've built their myths like if you give them money, your business will be successful etc.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_(Indian_subcontinent)

eat my dick

this but the exact opposite

ich und dänemark

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yes, especially in the short dfb dress

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I don't lie. It was reduced from 1,89 eur. But some of the Salat was not good anymore.

How many in die whammenschaft are confirmed dykes?

good dress
i like how the flag caresses the bres

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>Xhaka to Inter
wonder if he ever regrets leaving BMG tßh

> Fehler von Akanji

Most of the whammamshaft is confirmed straight. However, from the current squad it's pretty sure to say at least Huth and Dallmann are gay.

>Dallmann
Is she related to Leupolz? They look similar.

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if you assume, that huth is gay, you can also add her bff maro to the list.

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>Jan Dumber

>german referees

>got mentioned in the thread
feels somewhat ok i guess

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for me, it's Däbritz

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Beautiful

yes i agree, she is pretty hot.

Maro isn't gay. Just incredibly autistic.

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>Sleeve tattoo
>noticeably more masculine than other women
Not gay

>swiss commentator going all MUH GERMANS

Hoeneßtly, a boy-ish gf is the ultimate redpill

good choice, she has nice legs

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Still 25.9°C in here

We will win the next WC

>dgw kein tomjungen mf

yes based mutumbu (12) will shoot us to glory

>sleeve tattoo
I said she's not gay. Not that she's the broghtest candle in the candelabra.

holy fuck, the new kicker website layout is awful

yes just like i said

würde uesz

Stram Kurs looking like they’re getting in... I’m literally shaking and crying rn

agree fuck clean design or whatever the name for this shit was

Did Denmark qualify for the /wundes/ and when are they playing

nö

>dude, just make everything the same colour, enlarge all pictures by 200% and make it so that you have to scroll half a minute just to see all news

its responsive design i think?

flat design now i remembered

What tf is a responsive design? Responding to what?

no but norwegen and schweden did

i think it was called nu design

>Der 26-Jährige sei ein Topspieler der Dortmunder. Daher gehe Watzke davon aus, dass Götze auch in der kommenden Saison beim Bundesligisten spielen werde. Laut Sport Bild müsse der 27-Jährige aber Abstriche machen. Es wird darüber spekuliert, wie lange der neue Kontrakt gelten soll und wie hoch das Gehalt ist. Aktuell soll Götze im Jahr etwa zehn Millionen Euro kassieren.

ten million? I think not even lots of bayern players make that much, right?

different screen sizes

9 according to some random Internet source

ja (nein), nein (ja)

and everything is scattered all over the place UGH

streamable.com/qu011

Fucking anglos

the bench isn't fun so he wants to be paid at least

>german refs

It was a known fact that he earned 12m pa at Buyern. Probably he only agreed to transfer to Dortmund when he gets 10m an the rest of the difference as Handgeld. Seems like the liebe wasn't that echte after all.
I still don't understand who ever thought this could have been a good idea.

>make everything like it was just for mobile retards

based Brych ruining the fun for everybody yet again

ist nicht elfer uesz

>german referees

kek what a shitshow

istn elfer ugezs

I mean the Rückrunde he played not bad, at least "ordentlich" but nearly as much as Reus? Bit brash

>omi mobben macht kein spaß mehr
scheise

I thought Portugal has gotten a penalty what happened?

var happened

ge wek

important auswärtstor for the swiss tßh

wait its hin und rückspiel?

Wil there be a Rückspiel though?

>Drmic
>Seferovic
Where's Emboli?? He's better than these flops

good question but i hope not. jz 0n comfy verlängerung

no, if it stays 1-1 we get that sweet verlängerung
you get your verlängerung

basirt

why can't Germans into sensible VAR?

games with less than 10 shots on goal should go straight to pens tßh

welcome to Yea Forums
this is shitposting

komm schon ronaldo hau ma hier 0n rein jz kollege

so when is the Rückspiel?

uuuum sweety this is 4channel ok

how the fuck this brazilian chimp migrant - pepe, is still playing for the team? i don´t suppor this since 200...

bring back bruno alves tßh

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

t-tsu

another brazilian. fuck off

>swiss goaltending

ts-tsuu

der ronaldo man man man. fast so gut wie der gerd damals. absoluter brecher.

>albanian football

bro who cares whos on your team you have ronaldo lmao

did not know bernardo silva was portugues

now you do

yes, the more you know. thought he was spanish actually

so why didnt bauern buy hammes?

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it's better to have mueller stumbling over the ball

Uli is senile and Rummenigge already announced his resignation, he might want a job at Real

Since he was flop probably didn't not sell enough t-shirts as they were expecting

Bayern could have swapped him for Dybala or sold him to PSG/Chelsea/United

Rolex :
“[Buying him to sell him for a profit] is not the Bayern way. We don’t want to do human trafficking, to push something elsewhere to make some money. Bayern have never done anything of the sort and we never will.”

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Besides he himself didn't want to the club to retain him so they obliged.

Wtf Bayern are the good guys

meanwhile Dortmund is tafficking Schürrle do Aserbaidschan, Isak to Malmö, Passlack to Liechtenstein, Toljan to 1860 München and Kagawa to India

>kicker's new layout
ugh

glad i am not the only one

I am drunk and sad, why do human emotions and relationships have to be so complicated? Am I just here to suffer?
youtube.com/watch?v=2MRdtXWcgIw

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>I suffer in Germany

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>i suffer in the USA
also back to

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What do you all know about suffering?

youtube.com/watch?v=iOA697hoop8

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>ynr simon rolfes

youtube.com/watch?v=C1bVYLvLLGw

youtube.com/watch?v=YdhkaPZtQF4

youtube.com/watch?v=fCVuK9uwKQE

you posted this before
youtube.com/watch?v=xJJIS64k_LY

Based bochum

youtube.com/watch?v=zCE_aYJNfQo

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Save the bundes

Love the bundes

>welfare first
based denbark

of course denbark is a welfare leech. food and shelter for free on the cost of jts hardly earned neetbux

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>Ingolstadt (DK) Aufgrund einer komplexen Regelung ist die Zukunft von Paulo Otávio, Lucas Galvao und Darío Lezcano beim FC Ingolstadt mehr denn je ungewiss.
[...]
>Der Brasilianer hat nämlich wie dessen Landsmann Lucas Galvao und der paraguayische Angreifer Darío Lezcano keine Arbeitserlaubnis für die 3. Liga.
>Diese erhalten laut Deutschem Fußball-Bund (DFB) nur Spieler aus EU-Staaten sowie aus den USA, Albanien und Bosnien.

Has anyone seen this man?
polizei.bayern.de/muenchen/fahndung/personen/index.html/297990

youtu.be/tQjHD2n-yGU?t=648

Mhhh... a fuffie might help my memory

I created a thread on Yea Forums and already got almost 300 replies 54 (You)s!

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>people in the Wect talking about suffering
makes me cringe everytime. normal person here has higher standard of living than oligarch in ukraine.

>Bayer 04 Leverkusen verstärkt sich zur kommenden Saison mit Tim Steidten (Foto) vom SV Werder Bremen. Das gab der Bundesligist am Donnerstag offiziell bekannt. Der 40-Jährige war bei Werder als verantwortlicher Leiter der Abteilung Kaderplanung und Scouting aktiv.

Hmm Yes, hope you can convert them to real world currency.

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Der hat nicht mehr gut ausgschaut.
Der hat schlecht ausgschaut.

incels not allowed in /bundes/

>not shitposting on Yea Forums
ugh and krinsch

arey yaar benchod

So do we want England or Neverlands to win tonight?

My dad's english, so I want England to win always.

Who cares about mickey mouse cup?

england. i want them to get TSUUU'd in the final.

Did he rape your mum after the war? Are you one of the Kriegsbastarde?

I might be. What are you going to do about it?

>dfw bundes ist voll von freaks

Hi freaks look at me
Autogramme vis-à-vis

>rooting for the raper of your mom

> Salihamidžić on the news from England that Hudson-Odoi will sign a new contract at Chelsea: "You don't always have to believe everything that's said or written over there"

Fake-News-Brazzo

Beim Fußball-Bundesligisten Schalke 04 sind Veganer besonders gut aufgehoben: Bereits zum dritten Mal in Folge wurden die Königsblauen von der Tierrechts-Organisation PETA als Veggie-Meister ausgezeichnet....

This must be a kick in the teeth for Tönnies.

>be vegan
>almost get relegated
rly makes u ponder..

For me it's shitposting in bundes tennis or casey

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Raphael Honigstein: Bayern Munich have withdrawn from the race to sign Matthijs de Ligt

Yeah like why would they buy another €80m CB

He did it again, the mad lad

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He's either a Jahrhunderttalent or the biggest 30yo fraud of all time.

Butan is leading Guam 1:0 in the first round of the World Cup 2022 qualifications in Asia.

When is the game against propane?

GOATze is a part time vegan and almost won the league

>hardly
I'm going to assume that was intentional

>it starts raining
FINALLY

thank you based butthens

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Based Jule protecting his bully

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loved how you could see in both Kehrer's and Draxler's face that they dont know what to say because Neymar doesnt interact with them at all (the question was about Neymar in general)

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Kek... just watched it. Not only did you see it in their faces, Draxler also said it almost bluntly.

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>I-I swear I thought I would sign for a Bundesliga club... it's totally not that I took the first offer I got in 10 years
grinch

Btw the Wattenscheid crest is patrician

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thoughts?

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absolute unit on the right (thats me btw)

wew

based nerman

>letting jovic go to madrid
what did bayern mean by this

Jovic is going to flop and Buyern will buy him after

They are basically mobbing Kovac at this point, he probably would have loved to have his Eintracht Serbs in the team next year instead of a French axis they decided to buy before he was even there.

Jovic is legit a WC prospect tho

Yes and they should have bought him. It's either plain incompetence or they didn't even try once they knew Real wanted him.

Jovic said a few days ago that he doesnt like the style of play in the Bundesliga and that he thinks a liga like La Liga would suit him more, he wouldnt have gone to Bayern and he probabaly communicated that to them.

>dortmund only have 4 german NT players

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lmao

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Time to find another club to support

so what, bayern have like 4 too

pls don't leave the PILL

sry mate but I hate Draxler too much to stand by this. I can already picture him dabbing with Bailey.

I found the ultimate cringe compilation
>that whole post
>the grammar errors in the comments

These are real life people, it's not some Yea Forums caricature

reddit.com/r/de/comments/bxdw3j/nach_14_jahren_in_deutschland_hier_aufgewachsen/

nah tl;dr

Almost time for the darts

>r/de

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olmo alder

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wtf did just happen lmao look at this digits

>Santos
Oh no no no no

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Reminds me of that Neger who wanted to play for Buyern and signed an Arbeitsvertrag (höhö Schwarzarbeit) in München, ending up at 1860

naja für manche ist es auch einfach nur ein nigger der betrügt

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Die neue deutsche Hoffnung, Nbeko Batatongo

why should only the african teams get away with cheating at the u17 wc?

who cares? a african nation will never win a WC

Watching cricket for the first time and I understand nothing.

ok keep us updated

für mich ist es ein echtes Goldstück

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kc is dod wat nu

>Swiss goalkeeper is from Borussia Mönchengladbach
lol

rate this new german

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Je doet niks

20 times better than an alman

contact a casey mod

>wectern IT stability

going shopping

>so what, bayern have like 4 too

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>english football
literally MainzZZz tier

>Debian
I'M TIRED WOBBIE
that's it, I'll install Arch

hob gschissn

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>anything but the last Ubuntu LTS
it's like you don't want to get work done

bloaty garbage

Jz 1 Spinatpizza

>„L’Équipe“: Auch Mané im Fokus des FC Bayern
Johann Ausländer thinking that Buyern can afford good players just because they dominate the bundes
limaloma

>Hasskommentare im Netz: Razzien in Bielefeld und Dortmund
they're kill
F

Based Sancho nutmegging De Ligt-

how did they know?

If ya can't beat them, just kill them. Easy.

Do you have a 1GB hard drive? Who cares about bloat in a Linux distro. Use XFCE if you are autistic.

Would you, /bundes/? I sure wouldn't

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What happened to "der gefoulte schießt nicht!"??

please shut up, wannabe hacker

nah. I couldn't get it up for people that shamelessly steal a living as long as they can before shit hits the fan.

faggot

make me, faggot

och nö not again

Hi Jule. ;) Kys.

reminder that tom and denmark are un—ironically based af

>ever getting close to a vintners daughter

Vintners are the most two-faced people you ever going to meet. Complain about needing EU-subs all day while driving a new benz every 2 years.

Farmers in general are that way

>Warum zieht der Bauer seinem Sohn immer zu kleine Schuhe an? Damit er von klein auf ordentlich jammern lernt

De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt De Ligt

Made this thread kohlchan.net/int/res/3406377.html
Please bump it when KC is back up.

what was it about

Monrovia, Indiana.

VAR'D KEK

>ENGLEL

>Jones
>Walker
imagine the faces of the Poop bootlickers who told me 2014 was all about that fraud

Ahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahanajahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahjajajahhsahhahahajajjajajajahjajajajajajajjajaajajhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha

OH NO NO NO NO

what am i missing, why is there nothing on sportschau

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wtf i dont even see a mention of it on sportschau.de, fucking state tv

>englel

>Ingerlund losing again
they can't even win a mickey mouse vacation club despite putting all of their energy into it, it's tragic

see
for comedy gold

Netherlands showing Promes under Koeman

Stones is bad

classic ingurland desu

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That's what the filthy bongs get for taking off /our guy/ Sancho

was he good?
missed the first half and only saw his header

he exposed de Ligt

He was their best forward, had 2 great actions and made himself available. Meanwhile Rashford (bar the pen) and Sterling were anonymous.

underrated post uesz had 0n giggle tßh

youtube.com/watch?v=EVG7U9UDi2E

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youtube.com/watch?v=HcO-NPtj5BI

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Hello /bundes/,

June 2019... I am forgotten.

t. Grushga

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Will I get a gf in the next two years grushga?

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*TSUUUUUUUUs on you*

is he the GOAT?

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Hello USA,

it does not look good for you.

t. Grushga

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Hello Germany,

he is not.

t. Grushga

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Wasn‘t there a good song about this lobby whore?

Feels bad man. However I understand you were wrong about hsv so I'll still hope

>sunrise already
fuck this shit

Yes, hello. Today we begin the HSV discussions.

Did the Holocaust happen?

when will Carina be in the top 20?

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Will metal music ever make a comeback to the mainstream?

youtube.com/watch?v=VnwcFnQw8-U

>UNSERE MÄDELS BEKOMMEN FÜR DEN TITEL 275 000 EURO WENIGER ALS DIE MÄNNER
>IST DAS GERECHT?

>Bundestrainerin Martina Voss-Tecklenburg (51) findet: Ja! Sie sagt: „Wir generieren nicht die Gelder, also können wir sie auch nicht in der gleichen Höhe fordern.

>DFB-Kapitän Alex Popp (28): „Die Fifa hat die WM-Prämien jetzt verdoppelt. Vielleicht sollte man bei der Diskussion die Kirche im Dorf lassen.“

>Ex-Frauen-Bundestrainer Horst Hrubesch (68): „75000 Euro ist eine Riesensumme. Vom Kaffeeservice hin zu dieser Prämie – da sind wir schon auf einem guten Weg.“

>Olympiasiegerin und 47-fache Nationalspielerin Tabea Kemme (27/Turbine Potsdam): „Im Vergleich zu anderen Mannschaftssportarten sind wir Frauen-Fußballerinnen ja mit Abstand auf Platz eins. In anderen Sportarten müssen die Sportler sogar die Anreise selbst bezahlen. Ich finde, 75.000 Euro ist schon eine ordentliche Summe. Allgemein gibt es im Frauen-Fußball schon eine positive Entwicklung.“

>Hoffenheim-Trainer Julian Nagelsmann (31) meint: „Gerecht ist es nicht, dass die Frauen weniger bekommen. Sie haben immerhin einen ebenso großen Aufwand und leisten genauso viel."

>Straelen-Trainerin, zweifache Europameisterin und 96-fache Nationalspielerin Inka Grings (40): „Die Bundestrainerin hat vollkommen recht. Ich bekomme ja auch kaum was an Werbung für die Frauen-WM mit. Da sind alle gefordert, die Fifa und auch der DFB. Von nichts kommt nichts. Wenn mehr Werbung gemacht wird, erhöht sich ja auch die mediale Aufmerksamkeit und damit wird natürlich auch das Merchandising angekurbelt.“

the chad Bundes-Mädels vs. the virgin virtue signaling Mouthbreather

When all but 19 other WTA players die

That's pretty embarrassing

left: medals
right/center: glory

tßh the prämien for our bundes boys are janitor tier

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i also smoke lucky strikes btw

for the women it's a real payday if they win. The men do it for less than a month's pay

>2019
>smoking

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Was that the reason for last year's debacle? Not enough incentive for Insta bling gang?

>he vapes

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Why is Kemme not playing in the World Cup?

nah, löw turned of the wifi

...

Is she even playing at Arsenal?

This shouldn't have affected the 2018 boomer squad

jz 1 jibbit

nö

>M'Ladies

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DAS ERWARTET LASOGGA IN KATAR 500 Zuschauer und 48 Grad
Lasogga über Al-Arabi: „Habe gespürt, dass dieser Verein eine große Tradition hat“

She should have done a Kramer and joined the ÖR crew

Auch eigene Ansprüche formulierte der Deutsche: „Das wichtigste ist, dass ich dem Klub helfe und versuche, die jungen Spieler besser zu machen“, so Lasogga. „Und natürlich werde ich die beste Seite von mir zeigen; Tore schießen, Vorlagen geben und versuchen, dass wir eine großartige Saison haben werden.“ selten so gelacht obwohl es so traurig ist…

More like Mama wants to make vacations in Doha and not in Derbyshire

surprised by the relative lack of merkelmen in our U21 squad

Pierre-Michel Lasogga: Kätzchen und Katar

Fabel. Die schottische Faltohrkatze K. hat große Sorge! Ein Leben über existierte sie aufopferungsvoll nur für ihre Brut. Aber was wird im Alter? Muss sich Mama K. bald nur noch mit fünf Mahlzeiten pro Tag genügen? Wird der Goldanteil im täglichen Milchbad in den Kilo-Bereich sinken müssen? Fragen, die dunkle Wolken über den sonst so fröhlichen Herzen ihrer Familie aufziehen lassen. Bis ihr ältester Sohn ein unerwartetes Angebot aus Katar erhält … Für Fans von: Best of Testbild

>NACH PSG-ABSCHIED: BUNDESLIGA-ANFRAGE FÜR BUFFON – ÜBERLEGUNGEN AUCH BEI BARÇA
which club would be ready for such a meme transfer?

- Eintracht asking PSG for a Trapp swap
- Schalke hoping for a Raul II
- Gladbach because he likes them

official bundes recommendation of sports to watch today:

right now: Federer - Nadal at French Open
around 16:00: Thiem winning against some Serb at French Open (if the weather stays stable)

main event:
20:45 Austria - Slovenia, EC qualifications

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Federer - Nadal sounds good but the Main Event is definitely the Women's World Cup

Denmark are playing Ireland tonight

not watchin'

tom btfoing denmark once again

Quick reminder: today, 50 years ago, FC Bayern München won the Meisterschaft for the first time. Say something nice about them.

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I think this is the one they actually earned.

>not recommending the NBA Finals

based austria

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Shall be atching wundes world cup.

kohlchan.net/int/res/3412273.html

So THAT happens when you lose

>another day of 30 degrees heat
>no running watter

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Pfingsten eh

Shame the heat of the past few days has been replaced by colder, greyer weather.

Listening to Rasenfunk Royal right now. Already finished part 1 and 2. What else to listen to?

Do you believe in God. What do you think happens after death. Do you think your consciousness will be wiped out completely. Do you think you‘ll get another form of consciousness

Anyone here going to drei90 live?

wett-broetchen.de/2019/06/06/wb029-for-the-good-of-the-game/

I went to a Christian private school but I don't believe in God.
I don't think there is an afterlife, but you never know do you

so, can anyone tell me why it was said, he is 12 three years ago (in march), or was ist just a BILD fuckup? Because if it wasnt, how can officials still claim 14 is now his age in all seriousness.

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Cute :3

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>denmark went to a catholic boarding school
>denmark was a slut and ended up with babymark
oh what a shocker!

It wasn't Catholic. The only catholics in Denmark are Poles and au pairs from the Philippines

What about Wozniacki?

very cute voice indeed; i like it.

Well I don’t know if she’s personally religious, but I assume she’s a catholic in a sense. Also the Schmeichels

She even wears her cross when posing nude for photographers. How can you be more religious than that?

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Sorry, I’ve never watched her play

I will go out now and try to have sex

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tried the ritex lust condoms recently and they are def. worth the extra bucks. Go get some of them.

have sex

wow i've been browsing chans for more than a decade but since the last two years or so only Yea Forums. and what i realized when going back to other boards recently is: serious business. holy shit people have no sense for banter whatsoever on other boards, i totally forgot how shitty the usual chan experience is lmao. so yeah, time to appreciate what we have here frens :3

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have six

link???

That's like saying "how can you be more honest than someone who says they always tell the truth?"

Umm we are here lads

Jetzt n schönen Sommerregen und zwei Rindwürstle mit Sempf.

what? I only count two, and thats already including Brandt. No wait, Schulz is one two, right? Okay then, three with the transfers.

I had nausea and digesting problems for so long now, decided to eat nothing for a day.

danamutt > dänemark

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really like this hairstyle on women

she is our savior

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Video of the regular press conference on the DFB YouTube page. Neymar question comes somewhere in the second half of the video.

heres the lineup you have all been waiting for

Lindner
Lainer - Dragovic, Hinteregger - Ulmer
Lazaro - Schlager, Laimer - Alaba
Sabitzer
Arnautovic

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wenn man tot ist hat man keine erinnerungen mehr an sein letztes leben man ist nur irgend eine form von energie wieder im all ohne raumzeitliches bewusstsein

Give me one good reason why Bayern shouldn't sign Nerman.

Zu geizig

I can't

>No Baumgartlinger
Thank go-
>Dragoshit
>Arnautoshit
>Alaba captain
Yeah, call the Americans, they might enjoy this semen slurping

sorry ösi frens shan't be watching this game but good luck~

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jz 1 mobie

which one

thx kicker for updating your web design so my adblocker finally works properly and i stop clicking shady ads that suddenly pop up when i try to navigate the site

I already saw them with the new design

yes

Why is there an Umbruch in the wundes nationalmannschat?

>"Was mich super nervt, ist dieses Klüngel-Klüngel beim DFB. Jeder sucht da immer erst seinen eigenen Vorteil", sagte Jones. Die ehemalige Weltklasse-Verteidigerin bemängelte, dass es in den 21 Landesverbänden keine Präsidentin gebe: "Auch beim DFB müssen Frauen an die Spitze. Männerdomänen sind Vergangenheit." Der Verband brauche mal "ordentlich Durchzug".

>Woman put in charge
>Fails spectacularly
>ITS BECAUSE THERES TOO MANY MEN IN THIS ORGANIZATION

>Game hasn't started yet
>Dragoshit already has a yellow?
Sasuga

we will be watching the Östira game

It's funny because she was part of the Klüngel-Klüngel... shouldn't have taken the coaching position and could have been the head of women's football for 30 years

Wut? I thought we were watching the world cup opening game?

I do

Lol girls don't complain to the schiris-

denmark will set up a twitch and stream her living room how she smokes a joint :3

>world cup
arey yaar, yeh kyaa hai?

WWC has VAR.

>South Korean team doesn't look like a KPop band
Ugh

me in the centre

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>Claudia Neumann

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OK paki enough with the hindi

me on the right behind you

had to open spotify

Leave her alone, she's the only one at ÖR who has the balls to call out shitty women's football

Is Kampl still banned for being German?

How many actually play for Lyon?

>Austrian finishing

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your dad's a traitor

>le sommer
Yes, yes.

wew

DDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Eugenie, so klappt das nie

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rude baka >_

>das kann man viel besser nicht machen... ist ihr da offensichtlich an die hand geprallt
le olmo

what the hell are you watching?

how is women (((soccer))) even a real sport?

reeeeeeeee why can't we have A SINGLE decent striker???
These shitters always do well at their clubs and then play like shit at the national team. Also maybe 1 or 2 guys are singing when the national anthem plays, really shows how much they respect their country

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>corner right into the toraus

how is this shit even being televised?

>run into defender
>get fk

I feel you user

>The fitness levels are much higher these days
Huffing and puffing barely 20 minutes into the the game. These are apparently the best athletes Women's football has to offer lul

uhm that's part of the charm, shitlord

nö das is einfach nur peinlich

reminder that the german nt (female) lost 20-something to some jungenmannschaft (male) in a testspiel

Hinteregger is actually lowkey elite player

>quality of play
fußball muss wild sein haut mal alle ab mit eurem technik kram mein gott

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VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D VAR'D

verVARscht

VAR'd

How can they say fake news isn't a thing when this commentary happens?

reminder that the german nt (female) complained about women not earning as much as men (male)

They acshually did otherwise (You)

yeah I'm not gonna read that shit

Nice disguised pass desu. I'm liking this no10 tobbihannes

The absolute state of Austrian finishing

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La Giraffe

>Taller than me

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Who else /gewitter/ here

being short just means you're down to earth bro so it's good actually

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>Re(i)n(v)ard

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is ukraine a first world country?

Apparently guys grow till mid 20s so I have faint hope I'll hit that magic number before I stop. Thanks for the support bruder

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No
>inb4 neither is slovenia
it's not either

Dunno but their mbbs courses are cheaper apparently, judging by the number of ads on paper.

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need a goal in Denmar so we can watch the only 0-0

>that pic
most kino moment of 2018. RIP rich.

NOT SO FAST

india tell me about bhabhi x-DDDD

Hope our girls will smash those chinks tomorrow

Arnautović just shows you can take a Serb out of Serbia, but can't take Serbia out of a Serb
Also
>Oblak on suicide watch

>i suffer in slovenia

I embrace living in a 3rd world country. It's 2019 my good user, no one wants to live in 1st world anymore

actually no stupid words. i've been visiting some cities in poland and czech republic and must say that despite looking like decrepit post-soviet shitholes, those places have something..relaxing about them? hard to explain, but i really felt good there. maybe im gonna learn russian and fuck off to belarus or something one day lel

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>ynr "you wouldnt download a car"

It's that soulless soul these cities have. Also I find it cleaner than large cities in the east, not as much littering

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I swear Krager if you keep it up like this I'll break both of your kneecaps

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>be boomern
>have cancer of a season
>brag about your 500gorillon transfer budget for 52 years
>only remotely decent transfer is hernandez for 80m
>be madrid
>have cancer of a season
>react accordingly and sign your Hazards and Jovics

>large cities in the east
I mean in the west, sorry

Nice goal

>you just saw the first rendition of "Jan Oblak and the 21 amateurs"

This team makes me want to die. They're so terrified of fucking up against the shittiest Slovenia side in ages that they almost throw the match away. Fucking mental midgets.

The bailiff will knock on the doors of the Bernabeu any time now

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I told you it would be semen slurping

and that's why you start burgstaller instead of trash bling bling shitters like alaba, arnautovic and sabitzer

I unironically thought Austria would win the group and Slovenia fighting for the 3rd place LMAOING @ my own pathetic life

If they buy Sane it's even

lel
I really believe that >we could play so much better, but as of now >we are just too workmanlike, static and lack confidence. Our coach is an embarrassment lamo

Warum spricht ihr Englisch in einem Thread mit nur Deutscher/Österreicher?

Sorry my German is meh

s-sorry maharaja-san

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What a disappointment, in a blind delusional hope I thought the golden age of Austrian football is on the way after the 2-1 victory over Germany. Good think I didn't drive to Klagenfurt to watch this

We are not allowed to speak German

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your pic looks too modern tßh

Not based

mr. burger, status report.

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The problem is that the Austrian FA has a really strong executive committee, which is staffed by the president, 9 football directors (one for each state) that have no clue about professional football and 4 representatives of the league that don't give a shit about the NT. And the management of the ÖFB now has to placate this concentration of egoism and incompetence.
It works, as long as the president if strong, the technical director is good and the team has a good coach that actually wins stuff. The problem is that we last had this situation in 2015, and ever since the idiots in the executive committee have been calling the shots. Seriously, we threw out our technical director (who now works in Israel) and replaced him with a walking sleeping pill that publicly stated that he had no concept, but that he could simply take that of his predecessor. The only reason why Foda is now head coach is because the league got pissed off that Koller only called up foreign players, so they wanted "one of their boys" at the helm.
When you're a smaller footballing country you need to be better and more innovative than your opponents and that's just not the case anymore.

tl,dr: burn down the FA

being a Slovenian football fan must be hard right now, I rate Kek, but that was pretty bad today, even from genuinely good players like Ilicic

scheiß dschännies

Sounds like a mess, it's a shame as you do have a good squad with experiences from large leagues
Eh I'm afraid Kek will end up like Katanec. He got the job because of his previous glory but his tactics are outdated. It doesn't help either that our FA is corrupt as hell, the under 21 manager keeps playing his son even though he doesn't play professionally lel
As for Ilicic, I think he's class when it's his day, but sadly those days are rare

>the under 21 manager keeps playing his son even though he doesn't play professionally
top lel, reminds me of Franco Foda's son Sandro, who somehow made more than 30 appearances for Sturm simply because his father was the coach.

I'm currently more excited for the U21 ec, you get the impression that the U21 is far more of a team than the main squad right now, which is pretty fucking sad, considering that the U21 is coached by Werner Gregoritsch, who is a glorified middle school sports teacher.

>le 23yo future prospect who still plays for the U21s

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>le one good game against leipzig man

the "Büsrü"?

can anyone tell me if he was really any good at Gladbach? I had high hopes, he was hyped almostl like the next Gündogan. So far I alomst have seen nothing from him. Another Rode.

>he was hyped almostl like the next Gündogan.
that's just because he's a turk

I mean even castro had his time and moments at Dortmund.

no but I mean, why did he even buy them? Did he perorm well at Gladbach?
So far he has been nothing but

>le shoot from distance and miss man

found this today in my bookmarks
youtube.com/watch?v=897thBXCIsA

I prefer this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=Vx6YaG4gk5Q

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yes hello what do we think of the Eden move to real

you wouldnt imagine how difficult it is to eat absolutely nothing, zero, for one day.

if I could only understand him

Bundes is shit lmao

rude

hope Pulisic doesn't embarrass us too much

I bet you are the same guy that said, Klopp was only lucky to win the CL, right?

Reminder that you have an opportunity to get free money if you just best on thiem winning tomorrow

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Do Americans know MaoaM?

>MaoaM
Was ist das

www.maoam.com

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In 1930 Edmund Münster acquires the licence to produce an innovative, fruity chew "without gum, made of sugar, syrup and other ingredients". He calls it ‘MAOAM’ and during Easter 1931, he launches it onto the German market as "an extremely delicious, highly sought-after specialty candy".

*jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in ass*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA

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HSV fans might like 40 year old MAOAM commercials, when they still were relevant.

youtube.com/watch?v=5x7u7dBJNRU

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youtube.com/watch?v=GttvEHw5rZ0

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