Portugal vs Switzerland - UEFA Nations League Semi Finale

What's the best way to get spaghetti stains out of a white shirt?

Got some on my England shirt

Posting my portufu. I'm sure you can all agree with my /elite/ taste.

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There are no true losers in the /elite/ union

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Do we know starting line ups?

Take the shirt off la

I know them. You apparently don't

youtu.be/df3wzh9-310
youtu.be/df3wzh9-310

> Portugal, Switzerland, England, Netherlands
If England can't win here, they are fools idiot asshole stupid motherfucker and trash

Portugal XI: Rui Patrício; Nélson Semedo, Pepe, Rúben Dias e Raphael Guerreiro; Bruno Fernandes, William Carvalho, Rúben Neves e Bernardo Silva; João Félix e Cristiano Ronaldo.

Switzerland XI: Sommer; Mbabu, Schar, Akanji e Rodríguez; Zakaria, Xhaka, Freuler e Zuber; Shaqiri e Seferovic.

have you turned your fan off yet

we're all tired from how good are clubs did la

same could be said about Maddies whereabouts. Give her back or dont @me

>4-4-1-1?
wut

Dutchbros, Ziggo is the one broadcasting this

I'm going to enjoy your game tomorrow with eat chicken

No, it still running

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I'm shy

Probably not.
Scousers root against England and cheer for Ireland.
Spurs fans cheer for Israel.

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what're you drinking tonight, frens?
et suissanons est-ce que le match sur RTS deux en un heure

Nations League is pretty based desu it's the comfy feel between a euro/wc tournament and a friendly but it's actually interesting. Kind of like confed but more evenly matched.

>Over 30 degrees Celsius last week
>Hot af
>Please stop, it's way too hot
>English"men" arrive
>Bad weather, rain and high winds scheduled for tomorrow
Based

agua das pedras limão

So can anyone tell me how many of our XI knows Portugal XI?
There's a bunch of players in Bundes, EPL and even Liga NOS that know each other well.

Fuck off, i just arrived

>>English"men" arrive
>>Bad weather, rain and high winds scheduled for tomorrow
>Based
Literally the optimal weather for an England victory.

comme pour moi, café

et les personnes suisses, parle moi!!!

Unlucky dude. You'll need to comeback

Does anyone actually care about this nation's league thing? Is it actually considered a major trophy? Someone enlighten me please

I never understood why cold weather is the "bad" weather. Fucking 4 degrees is much more easy to handle than 35+

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there is not much to watch so why not watch for international footy, the best one

Biggest national team trophies

1st World Cup
2nd Euros
3rd Nations League
4th Copa America

The rest is irrelevant

Can some of the people that are in Portugal right now give me a status update on the state of portu-qt's right now?

it's a filler between Major tournament years. it's fun tho

It's literally a friendly tournament.

switch 3 with 4

our girls are hideous overall, enjoy the other things we have

Isn't the winner qualified for the Euros or something?

Yes, that's the point of this competition.

>redditch
>reddit

In your case the African Cup of Nations is the 1st

*france cup of nations

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actually no, the play-offs are a different thing and are for teams that haven't qualified normally

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Beautiful

What channel this on in UK?

Kino

brothers
40 bings till kickoff

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Women hosting the show.
Heskey on the panel

Starting to think this might actually be a bit Micky Mouse

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MOMMY

the only thing she hosts is the scotish derby
so yeh this game is mickey mouse
reckon they will be pitchside tomorrow tho

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Lineker shat himself right before going on air

Mommy

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crowd is looking embarrassing

Probably more a 352
Sommer; Schaer, Akanji, Rodriguez; Mbabu, Zakaria, Xhaka, Freuler, Zuber; Shaqiri, Seferovic

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For me, it's G Felix

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Virgin Sports, do you have that?

Have fun elites!

Totally forgot about this

what part from switzerland does mbabu come from?

>Silva
>Félix
>Ronny
Fuck, Portugal is stacked

>believing this

Geneva

The same as Akanji.

paciencia is better than felix, dont believe in the lies of the benfica internet defence force

>Can they do it on a rainy night in Porto?

OMNES GENTES!
IUNCTAE GENTES!
OMNES GENTES!
HANC IN LUCEM!
OMNES GENTES!
IUNCTAE NATIONES!
DIES VENIT!
O, DIES LUXIT!

Akanji's half Swiss though

>see the event on tv
>not view the event illegaly on internet
>not rojadirecta.com
>pleb

Thank the Gods for Bessie.

dutch people:

twitter.com/damnyouhaught/status/1135936476259246080

he was pretty good when I scouted him in the europa league

Based, wish I was there desu

pregnant or fat

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I love her, too. /elite/ taste confirmed my friend.

That’s my baby in there btw

>ordered an entire grilled chicken with tartare sauce
What are you eating lads?

What a bunch of retards

>gonchadlo paciencia
1.84 m (6 ft 12 in)
>joao manletix
1.80 m (5 ft 11 in)
not even a debate right now

on a diet so im starving myself

Nice plebbit meme fren

youtu.be/jcv8HP05uJg

Come on user, lets go inside and watch the Nations League!

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Macaroni and chips, I’m memoriam of our Italian mates who never made it to here or the world cup

THICC af.

Imagine the amount of fish and chips she has inside her belly right now

Just got a mummy tummy

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Still wood

I'd go inside her if you catch my drift

Only if you promise to fart in my face

>it's a memenaldo does everything compliation

ronaldo is back from rape charges

that description sounds like Hillsborough

I hope everyone has fun and Helvetia wins

la francophonie est ici!!!

The FLOURISHER of Faroe Islands
The LAVISHER of Latvia
The HARRIER of Hungary

I hate this nobody absolutely nobody meme and also the one on YouTube that’s like
>How much X do you want?
>Yes

Fucking sheep

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this meme has gone too far

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>only 41 posters
YIKES!!

Is it still okay to dab ironically?

CHEER UP GORDAN STRACHAN

Is Zuber good? who are the best players on Switzerland? Obviously I know who Shaqiri and Xhaka are they the main players?

is Yea Forums a /moor/ or /mountain jew/ board?

>Interviewing King Kuck Kane in front of 2 Ex-Liverpool players

Based

Who is the white male pundit on Sky?

I'm not a moor, but you are clearly a 1.65m manlet

Goo goo gaa gaa baby want milkies

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/moor/
Since Porto is the most supported club on here after Celtic. Also they’re Catholic Chads

Ill have a cheeseburger with extra BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP please.

Zuber's a hard worker with a shot far better than it should be. He manages to not really stand out in any way, other than his ability to hit it from almost anywhere

Sommer's probably their best player

Carragher ghetting size mogghed and vhoice mogghed

I'll have a BRAP on my face please

>Please user, just take my daughter's hand in marriage! She's almost 25 and no husband!

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Why is no one there?

Kane genuinely doesn't give a shit about ruining Spurs' only chance of a champions league ever by demanding he be selected.

wrong stadium

I can't believe these ENGLISH LEGENDS including ENGLAND'S OWN HARRY KANE are all stading in Guimarães pitch.

What a honor

Wee man on the left has definitely had leg extensions, normally he’s a turbo manlet

Fuck off fenian

>Benfica

Fuck off

acestream?

>that hand placement
based

In the name of god, I'll take care of her and give you 3 grandchildren.

Why does Joao look like he's in a korean boyband?

the funny thing is you are clearly being serious

Proposed changes to the nations league shown on a closed UEFA conference
tweeted by Polish FA chairman
what do you think?

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How was Kane the problem? He didn’t even have a decent chance

pls rape my daughter

CAM ON MBABU
SCAR SAM FAKIN GALS

...

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I dont have the Huble miscroscope with me right now so i cant see the image

Talking about Kane as soon as he leaves.

What a bunch of bitches

Lads, I wanna have a cheeky fap before the game. Any Portuguese or Swiss pornstar recommendations? Camgirls are also fine.

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He deleted the tweet so I could only find google search thumbnails

>almost 25
Whore. Milf or a fellow zoomer for me

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4channel are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have posted in an /elite/ thread, but your flag has nothing at all to do with being /elite/! Whoops! You should always remember to stop posting in a thread when it is occupied by an /elite/ nation, and find another one! Posting with a non-/elite/ flag (which is never necessary) is poor form. You should always try not to post, unless there's an absolutely /elite/ flag on the post that you're making!

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Sounds like kino. Fuck the haters. I WANT FOOTBALL ALLL THE TIME PUT IT IN MY VAINS.

also make the World Cup 64 teams for maximum kino.

Alexandre Frota

>4 team groups

Amarna Miller, she's spanish tho

I miss Premiership football bros. This international bullshit shall suffice I guess. Isn't Ronaldo playing this game?

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it was already a thing in league C and D

This is the worst pasta on Yea Forums. Makes me cringe every time

Go on Google images and search 'naked Portuguese/Swiss woman'

Thank me later

No one cares about those leagues

Come on this competition is utter shite, how can you be proud to win this ? Only Euro and WC count.

haha

I hope either Portugal or Switzerland wins tonight.

of course, also dabbing unironically if at obsequiousness

Wouldnt put past UEFA to invite Qatar and Japan to next years Nations League

pic related is how i feel about that

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The hottest femdom concept I ever read about was a yandere Supergirl who gets aroused, hunts down one specific normie, and rapes the shit out of him, then hugs him while he cries until she falls asleep, locking her arms and legs around him so that he can't get away. When she wakes up, him still crying, she tells him that if he tells anyone or tries to leave, she'll kill him. If he talks to other girls, she'll kill them.
He can't escape. Every second or third day, she rapes him. And holds him while he cries. He tries to kill himself: she catches the bullet, she rips the cord out of the wall before the toaster can land in the water, she catches him before he hits the ground.
She starts taking care of him. She buys him groceries, because she wants him to eat right and be strong (for the rape). She covers his living expenses, because if he has a job, he might have female coworkers.
He starts going with it. He cooks her meals, and pretends to be into the sex. Eventually he can't even get an erection unless it's of the thought of Supergirl controlling him.
And they live happily ever after.

was that carla piratea portuguese? The lass with one eye and two big tits

It’s just abit of fun mate and something to watch during a week night instead of a friendly.

I really don’t understand why your getting so bent out of shape about it?

t.tripfag

Did somebody say ‘just eat’?

>tf
>tp

this better not be real but considering that UEFA has been snorting all kinds of drugs, this is real

Not a trip. It just reads like a absolute onions king wrote it.

Elitelets fucking SEETHING

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>2019
>Pepe

Oof that new EE FA Cup advert isn’t nice
>Man City
>fans
Kek

in the /elites/, everyone wins

this, sadly
where were you when japan lifted the nations league trophy against armenia

>comfy Swiss channel showing nice parts of Lisbon before the match :3

God I wish that were me

Can someone give me a stream?

>that anthem
MUH

Had quite the career
Googled her and holy fuck at those hairy pits
Cant find anything

>empty stadium
>FOR THE HOST TEAM
meme competition

portugal get knocked out tonight
england get knocked out tomorrow

moors can't afford tickets

hesgoal.com/news/47726/Portugal_vs_Switzerland.html

trippy

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Dutchbros, who is streaming this shit?

It was written deliberately that way over a decade ago.

Whatever happens, us /elite/ will always be brothers

what you were seeing on sky sports was the vitoria de guimaraes stadium, where england play tomorrow

then how come benfica has usually good attendance?

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DA NAAATTTTTTIOOONNS LEEEAAAGGUEE

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The Swiss team looks distinctly more Moor than the Poortugal one.

NONE OF THE SHITSKINS SINGING
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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>black players not singing the swiss national anthem

Any sightings of Tango yet? Surely someone on twitter has clocked him having a couple of pints with his entourage before climbing his next tree.

>basedboys didnt exist 10 years ago

oh good, two-time european champion xherdan shaqiri is playing

>ngubu not singing

>Portugal today, Nadal on Friday

Iberians, pls be gentle with Switz

Lmao why does Switzerland hymn sound like a fucking lullaby

Is this the thread?

Look at all those "Swiss" players

The Dragao is half empty m8. That’s what I was talking about

I'm up for Switzerland because fewer rapists.

Meaningless game

>Swiss team

stream??????

holy shit B silva is a manlet

gay as fuck isn't it?

Prohint: They are singing the hymn in their language inside their heads to not create a melange of different languages

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Tell me about William portubros, why the pedostache?

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many people think they speak spanish in portugal, but actually they speak brazilian

Didn’t know that so.ys sprung out of thin air

I saw her at the press section at gamescom in 2013. Pretty girl.

But the winner goes to the final.

Alrighty then, someone got a link for stream?

Portugal gonna win because they actually care about their nation.

that barely looks empty
if you want to see what an empty estadio do dragao looks like, please /watchourleague/- i mean look at sporting vs porto at the last day of the season, nobody cared

VAMOS DYEGOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Pretty good anthem for Portugal desu.

>only the white Swiss players sang the anthem
>shaquiri didn’t because he’s a mercenary
What is even the point of this country?

>Joao Felix was 3 years old when Ronaldo scores his first goal for Portugal

WHY IS EVERY STREAM CHOPPY AS FUCK OR RUSSIAN REEEEEE

felix is such an upgrade over guedes

Tax evasion

holy shit it's that ref who fucked over Switzerland in the world cup

Lads... its Switzerland

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Wtf I love the nations league now

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Damn Portugal actually have a pretty litty team

tell me about the languages of Switzerland, user?

Swiss people dont actually exist

>swiss
I don't consider myself racist but the extent of immigrant players in european teams is somewhat concerning. Am I a racist?

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it's on ESPN 2, Jack. Look for channel 25

soccerlegacy.net/premier-league-live-stream-1/

Fuck honouring this UEFA pig

>listening to commentary

Swiss

based Mbabu

You can't relate to "migration issues"?

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pretty sure that was serbia

Moment of silence for a rich mafia boss

>Mbabu
Is he Ngubu cousin?

BASED

by today’s standard in the west, yes. 10 years ago, no

*BRAAAAAAAAAP*

Remember based elite bro's, no losers tonight.

for me, it's Mbabu

THIS IS OUR YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you a Maori, bro?

Do we still rate Ricardo Rodríguez or is he shit

Swiss is not an ethnicity

it's not actually representative of their wider population, Swiss are just terrible at footy

literally who?

A ceremonial 1,000 Franc note will be paraded on the pitch at half-time.

does ronaldo know how to smile or does he just bare his teeth?

yes correct
I just remember it was an 2 man tackle in the box

Us 4 will lose our Nations League virginities

And that's a good thing

anyone have a screnshot of the line up? missed it

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>during the minute of silence
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He's his evil rival who signed for Souf FC

>tfw ESPN 2 here is showing France U18 v Brazil U23

That’s him smiling. He has an overbite

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Today it's Dyego's day. You read here first.

>France U18
>Brazil U23
why tho

He doesn't smile because his facial tissues are hard as stone to prevent wrinkle

How much refball will favour Portugal now that Ronaldo is playing?

19:47 kick off time?

Should have let the Swiss organise that part.

>João still has acne
ITS A ZOOMER WORLD

Here for the cr7 choke

No, they just tend to go for the safer option of a long term career, since most of them are already born into fairly comfortable circumstances. Notice how you don't see many players like Benaglio or Barnetta any more. The Italian immigrants are by and large established now, allowing them to move up into the middle class.

While i think switzerland is like a cool novelty country idk if multilingual, multiethnic, multinational states can work elsewhere. Neutrality is based though

Anyone else's sound desync'd?

Based 'Arry

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Switzerland playing some good stuff so far

>havibg acne at 19
I lost all of it by the time I was 16. Also why are you so scared by literal kids

>Rui Patricio on his way to pass Vítor Baia as our NTs goalkeeper with more appearences
Go fuck yourself, Scolari

It's the Maurice Revello youth tourny. It's how they do.
Won some good $$$ betting on it too.

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I want a blonde Swiss titcow with big milkers that churns butter in her spare time.

anyone else see the England flag?

Rui Patricio is a thousand times better than Baia ever was

switzerland is a team that plays very well, they eventually lose with teams with more talent

there's never any good streams anymore

Imagine letting Shaqiri win not only one, but two aerial duels.

>seferovic

Already more entertaining than cl final

Im younger than João

t. boomer

Flag blindness is a sign of autism

>B. Fernandes crosses...

That swiss goalkeeper is NERVOUS

Fernando Santos is a bum
MOU IN

will Tsu rape the swiss?

bemygirl.ch/en/home
good luck lad

vitor baía was so fucking good

>Santos playing 3 forwards out of position
what did he mean by this?

>have the ball near the box
>Ronaldo is inside the box
>cross it
Lmao, bunch of retards

Lol no. How old are you?

is this a new golden generation for Portugal?

luv me Santos' nervous tics

Which language would she speak

You already been drafted?

Just retarded.

Watching my shit dry in a Bowl is more entertaining than the CL Final

Im 26. How old are you?

footybite.com/football/portugal-vs-switzerland-live-stream/

If I wanted to take a first time vacation to Portugal where should I go?

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They are better than our "golden" generation. Smarter at least

And the younger kids will be just as good. Don't forget the name Fábio Silva

41

Already crossing to Ronaldo, fuck this shit

my mum fucking saw that, now i can't watch the game

I would only be okay with those changes if they also added 9 CONIFA members to League D to round it out to 16. I'm sure some of those teams would thrash San Marino.

>Abkhazia
>Ellan Vannin
>Greenland
>Jersey
>Karpatalya
>Raetia
>Sardinia
>Skåneland
>South Ossetia

airport

I much prefer international football over club football, who's with me ?

>empty seats

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Is buffstream not working for anyone else? blank page?

shaqiri is a big player

>don't forget the name silva

Okay

the banter is better

Albufeira

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Tell your mum you need those milkers

Lisbon and Évora in the south. Maybe Algarve if you want to go to the beaches, but just go to Tróia or Caparica for that. North, porto for sure, i will leave other choices in the north for my Portuguese lads in the thread

this referee is trash I remember him

i prefer tournaments to club football but i dont really like international breaks during the club season

When you think of a Swiss, which typical name do you think of?

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Everyone keeps going on about this Ajax CB parring

Where will Virgil play then??

Yeah, exactly what i thought. You are younger than me but pretend Baia was good because they told you so and he played for Barcelona (one of their worst signings ever btw)

Patricio is the much better keeper. If you truly were 41 you'd say Bento or Damas were the GOATS

I don‘t even know the swiss hymn tbhfam

found yer ma on there desu bemygirl.ch/en/home/profile/g/y07h2DrEBrK3qe11/hash//from/home

MBABU NO

Says the guy from a country with less Champions Leagues than the Forest of Nottingham

>even Switzerlands coach is a balkan

RED

Wtf they're trying to kill /ourguy/ Mbabu

MBABU down

Domestic leagues are boring as shit but Champions League is great
Still nothing beats a world cup or a euro

same

Rolf

>no yellow

JEJ

I'm with you Pierre. It's also more fun on vidya.

go to Italy or france instead
portugal isn't that great and it's increasingly uninhabitable due to climate change

RED

Holy fuck sierd de vos kill yourself

im not even the guy you were talking to btw

Only person I can think off is Rodger Federa

Thats a nice milf

>no yellow
state of german refs

lo da algun canal en epaña?

IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT DOESNT MATTER
IF WE PLAY BAD OR WELL
ALL WE WANT IS TO TAKE THE CUP
TO OUR PORTUGAL

Based

you are smarter than me

Ante

nah my mum's got bigger tits than her

WEW

COME ON PULL THOSE YELLOWS OUT YOU CUNT

rude desu

Muller

Referee forgot the yellow card in the catacombs

That ref is RACIST

FUCK OFF REF

Diving shit NIGGER

Based

Mbabu and Shaqiri obviously

wtf

should be 10v10 desu

Its over, Ronaldo is done

Ur moms Chatubate channel

LADS ITS THE SAME REFEREE FROM SWITZERLAND VS SERBIA MATCH IN THE WC

this is the ref that gave CR7 a red against valencia right

holy shit cristiano is bad

lol fuck you joao take your american tourists quota

TSUUUUUUUUU

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Hows the rest of her?

>poonaldo

Why do you even call Cristiano when he is fucking shit and you got to this point without him

>Penaldo
hahahahaha

TSUUMAN YOU QUADROON FUCK

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Why you all watching streams 3 minutes behind

t-tsu?

just send the whole Portuguese team off desu they look like a bunch of cunts

>tsu

t-tsuuuu

Redpill me on joao felix

t-tsu..?

>DONALDO

ronaldo is literally a threat to portugal

>poonaldo

eh, generic milf body i suppose

international > club
facts

Leon Habsburg Müller

I've already been everywhere in Europe except the Baltic and Portugal

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the blind one?

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We will destroy these.

what beer should I get at half time?

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and face?

holy shit so close. manlet

Its like when your mum takes care of you until you're 40 but then you get a job, a girl and she gets older.

Will you put her down? Of course not, you will take care of her because she did the same for you.

pls no jynx

B I G S H A Q

Peroni, would get one myself but pretty tired today desu don't think I'd appreciate it as much as if not

Commenters pissing me off bruv. Why you screaming. Dick ‘ed.

Yes

Albanian Eagle when?

Portugal v England is the correct final

Are you going down the offie?

sloppy yet pleasant game desu

Ground Sports

and an ooga booga to you as well

Akanji seems SHOOK

looks like an incel but is actually a total chad who gets sent so many nudes by thots he doesn't even open them anymore

room temp carling

she looks good for 61, but nothing stunning

WE NATIONS LEAGUE NOW LADS

A non alcoholic one.

Super Bock

I'm don't even support Serbia but this is infuriating as hell.

gud game la

We're so shit at corners.

that's double champions league winner big shaq to you

just found a stream hows my albanian eagle nigga doin?

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Just tuned in. Hows the game so far lads?

Is it just me or are half portuguese players out of position

Isn't B.Silva way better on the right?

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We are shit at everything.

pretty well desu

We are shit

Switzerland is slipping but looks like a big threat going forward

>larping as a black

Bin the shirt

That swiss 5 needs to get his shit together, he will score an own goal

the only places really worth visiting are the Azores and to a lesser extent Madeira

Not bad lad, not bad. Good chances for both teams, couple of meaty challenges. Not like a friendly at all.

This is is fucking refballed in favor of Portugal

Look at the portuguese manager...

>61
mate, thats not a milf anymore

for me it's caldo verde

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we will smash either of these shitters in the final
it's coming home

Been a good threat so far

better than the champions league final

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no mate i'm going the garden centre

>Jaoa Felix
ha ok, he's a meme.

dubs confirm

Lisbon no?

Holy fuck this fucking ref

WE WANT OUT MADDY BACK

WE WANT OUT MADDY BACK

WE WANT OUT MADDY BACK

WE WANT OUT MADDY BACK

>Felix

To be fair the Swiss relegation playoffs were better than this year's CL finals

Is Ronaldo happy to be here ?

Thanks lads. Have a qt in return.

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is Félix still a virgin

what about british holiday resorts in the algarve?
a must see in portugal if you ask me

Seferovic is so bad

>hating on based mummy
>being jealous of based Scottish passion for football

true, but you'd never guess she was 61 if you saw her

I'll rape Tango tomorrow

she's making espareagus omellette

disregard that idiot, Lisbon is fun as fuck,

>blacks speaking this way
it’s chavs of course

It's definitely the true ending

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meh

if you're into cities Porto's better

Just get the ball to shaqiri you mugs, he's been the closest to scoring with just a cross so far

Bad idea. I mean because you get more choice there than at supermarket. Maybe non-alcoholic Baltica.

Do you think Federer is watching the match in his hotel room?

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new thread soon

>implying he won't have you for breakfast

>tfw probably going to miss final because im at my dad's house

Who does she look like?

Not the Algarve?

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I doubt it

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weird seeing the dragão with that many red shirts

>smoll shaq

I bet on Switzerland so Portugal will win.

Shaqiri is basically a zom right?

>WE WANT OUT
two years of this now, gtfo already

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>Shitkiri

Kloppo knows, bench this fraud.

>£105m for a bad Neymar wannabe.

Which city has the cable-car (trams) seafood restaurants and steak sandwiches?

Based old cop with a great portuguese stache

ok I take it back

>he doesn't want to see punished Ronaldo try to revenge-break some Ajax zoomer legs in the Nations League final

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can't really think of anyone off the top of my head

Mauricio Pochettino might be able to answer that questionnaire

SHAQ YOU FRAUD

>shakira

Boys Teqrs? what does that mean

Waste of a counter attack

hi /elite/ frens

how many cls have you won?
if its 0 or 1 then be humble

also

low-key

portuguese food is trash

Overrated. The great communist plains of Alentejo are the only place in Portugal worth visiting.

New:

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Are these like B tier teams for unimportant tournaments/matches or the full proper top tier players for serious business stuff like WCs? I legit didn't even know this Nations League thing was happening until a few weeks ago

...

Stop talking shit about my land, cunt

This ref likes it rough

Why long sleeves Ronaldo?

uhhhh

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Lisbon also

TSUUUUUUUUUU

RaPenaldo

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM

Tbf senpai 64 teams with groups of 4 would be better than the groups of 3 bullshit.

Adds confidence.

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>le 34 yo prospect player

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WEBUM WHERE? I FORGOT THE GAME WAS ON

trams is lisbon but the food there is shit

Faggot cucked German ref got the call wrong! Definitely rigged!

the absolute state of VAR

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