/hoc/

>not a single canadian team past round 1
What did gary mean by this?

Who are we rooting for in the floorsqueak final?

Nobody cos it’s gay

>gary sees winnipeg might make the final soon
>lets the new vegas stack team
>illegally stacked team defeats jets in 2018
>just as planned
fucking piece of shit

sorry sam, jets wouldn't have beaten the capitals either

he knows we will support our teams regardless of results
this is why we had sunbelt squads like the relocanes in the ECF

V A I N

Why do you even watch hockey if you believe it's all rigged?

the alternatives are even worse

I dunno, death might not be all bad.

try it and let me know how it feels

people in Ottawa didn't even know who Bobby Ryan, their latest trade at the time, was.

youtube.com/watch?v=ahbdzYgT8Go

gimme 5

except the very first guy interviewed know exactly who bobby ryan was
sure he didnt recognize him in person, but bobby hadnt even played for the team yet

*punches you in face*

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No you retard

*gets swept right back into irrelevancy*

>86

Rank he following players
Yzerman
Fedorov
Sakic
Peter Forsberg

forsberg
fedorov
yzerman
sakic

1. Lidstrom
Tied for last: Yzerman, Fedorov, Sakic, Peter Forsberg

Sam we know you are angry

swing and a miss

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>The St. Louis Blues will win the Stanley Cup Finals in 2019

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not entirely convinced this isn’t the same person

>V3G4S

>he doesn't know /hoc/ is 3 real posters and 1 guy with 27 unique IP addresses replying to himself

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I’m getting impatient Gary

Am I real or imagination ? I'm scared now.

>he forgot we were all absorbed into the Ted Collective

I am you and you are me and we are all together

you rang?

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is this really the thread

How can the thread be real if our eyes aren't real?

BOSTON FANS ARE FAT ARROGANT FUCKS

If you look into mirror and say

>jack hughes
>jack hughes
>jack hughes

Gary will appear and tell you the script of next season

Don't think there's any fans of any team here that I actually like except for nucks fans and sam.

youtube.com/watch?v=2PTEqZURh4o

For me, it’s Pittsburgh fan Hal from Halifax

lie nay on fortnite right now

remember when people thought he would win the rocket richard this year?

Warriors, them winning constantly is bad for the NBA, so keep that going

xxxtentacion blatantly copied Hanna Pakarinens masterhit "Leave me alone" when making his famous song "King".
Here are direct quotes from their respective songs;
"Leave me alone, I wanna go home" -Hanna Pakarinen
"Leave me alone, I wanna go home" -xxxtentacion

Coincidence? I think not

I don't know either of these people.

Niggers gonna nig

big iron or el paso?

El Paso

What is xxxtentacion? The latest monster flavor?

Canyonero?

probably some gay anime

Bruins in 6.

what is it like to unload on a girls face?

EU clay...

It's a porn meme, 100x better to unload inside of her

I've only ever blown my load in tissues and toilets but I'd imagine it feels the same

>68 posts
>11 images

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Post your marketsquare.

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Kek
>I used to do that in begining in hoc and TV......
>and I'm not even a mutt..

thats not mariehamn

dont really have any pictures saved on my laptop desu

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>tfw watched holtby make this save in person

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Can't speak from experience on that, but busting in her mouth with her lips wrapped around my cock is amazing; you get roughly the same sensation as going bareback inside her without spiking the chances of knocking her up. Best of both worlds really.

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"and then you do that thing that makes you feel like God" - based norm mcdonald

Is poortugal the new grease?

Oh shit, its not? My bad.
Anyway I just wanted to see how Americans celebrated winning in hokki.

I did it to an asian girl once, felt great

Pesäkiekko :D

twitter.com/OulunKarpatFi/status/1136269295858671617

Americans don't win in hokki

is this pesäpallo?

Is this what majority of finns are doing right now

>tfw taking of your work boots at the end of the day
Having some smelly feet right now lads

imagining the smell

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Its a good idea to completely submerge your workboots in warm water each and every night

Thinking you wouldn't enjoy it

Why and how do you get them dry until next day?

nah, it's the national sport but only few hillbillies play it

>he doesn't know
>he actually goes to work with dry boots

t. helsinki citi boy

torkskåp

This, but it’s nice to see the degradation sometimes.

etelä-savo

sometimes I wish I were a fin

Don't you think them having sex with you is degrading enough?

Rude and uncalled for

Don't have one though

even worse

no its not

>work boots

fisherman? Sanitation?

>the virgin facial
>the chad pearl necklace

>86

Too many stinking euros shitting up the thread if I'm being completely honest.

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>2 days between games

What is this nigger shit

Shant give /hoc/ a chance to find out who I am. I'll just say I work for the government and leave it at that.

silver has bettman by the balls

Don't worry mr. garbage man, your secret is safe with us.

apehoop has 2 day breaks now too. all these leagues are becoming so pucci tier now.

Post mommy feet

Thanks lad :)

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finally

>the post that saved /hoc/

Carl Hamilton is it really you ?

Fellow Canadians, the government is making a huge announcement at 4pm today, all the reporters on twitter are saying it's going to be massive.

shall be ending it all tonight lads

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I heard they are taking more refugees.

Lemieux was not better than Gretzky

Some things are best kept a secret, my friend

/hoc/ can't end

justins got another big apology lined up

good, ive been waiting for weeks for him to apologize for this shitty spring weather

If it’s that degrading, the least I could do is return the favor with a homemade protein shot, something you’ll never do faggot.

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Marry me sweden :3

yes, they will find who you are and send a contract killer!

so, sanitation

have you ever had sex

So pooparty wants out of Edmonton, seriously how the fuck could they pass on tkachuk? Does anyone working in Edmonton have a brain?

About Corey Perry kneeing Laine in 2016 ? It's about time.

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GLORIA

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they're adding a pollution tax on top of the carbon tax to make us safer

Yes lots when I was younger, now not so much.

maybe, depends on who you are tbf

what sanitation work is government work?

he wants out badly

tsn.ca/jesse-puljujarvi-s-agent-refutes-report-he-has-signed-with-khl-1.1316968

streetcleaner, come on Sweden.

oh, you're in the army

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He probably has had two worst years of his life.

That's not government work in Sweden

Maybe, maybe not

>tfw noone commented on my 200 iq joke and the only (you) I got was from a disgusting /cric/-country

got a promotion today

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youtube.com/watch?v=It7107ELQvY

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>That's not government work in Sweden

come on now

so you are in the army

because I don't want to believe you're a cop

>86

congrats user, do you feel like you deserved it?

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You know you live in a shitty country if police, firemen, defence forces and/or teachers are disliked/looked down upon there.

Well, it isn't.

Maybe I'm one of those, maybe I'm neither

way she goes

did they inspect your penis?

just say what you do you spaz, nobody's gonna find you.

If you are a cop, fuck you.

Jesus christ grease shut the fuck up you stupid little weirdo

kino selections

youtube.com/watch?v=oID_fZDtcs0

I always hated the way that womans teeth looked.
Can't stand teeth that are overly large or ones that have that retarded looking space between the two front teeth.

wtf?

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shant

no reason to be rude about it

which day of the week does grey begin with?

It's all relative bro, just chillax.

Where did you hear that

grease is an unironic hairy commie who pretends to be a fan of the new jersey devils but in reality he never watches them play

i never understood why sunday was the first day of the week either since no one ever worked on sunday until the last few decades, and still most people dont

>african countries dont have a first day of the week cause they never work

I think that might be in terms of payroll. The pay period for the week is measured sunday thru saturday

haha, very funny you inbred fuck

>It's another america thinks they won ww2 episode

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Applying for a big promotion lads.... gonna be very important to me... giving my myself a 10% chance but it’d be a 12k raise right off the bat

Yes it was quite a low quality post, never EVER reply to me again though.

I hope they give it to a lesser qualified woman instead

Does anyone here have a the athletic subscription? Could you please post the redraft order from this: theathletic.com/975897/2019/06/05/wheeler-a-2016-nhl-draft-re-draft-and-retrospective-look-back-at-my-ranking/

YT,
Pekka

which one of you assholes is arguing with me on /vg/

>admitting that you go to /vg/
embarrassing

Oh, that would make sense

which general?

/d2g/

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Stop talking to >86 he isn't mentally equipped to have a decent conversation

grim

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thanks man. I was kind of expecting it, while my peers are good experienced and professional folks they all seem deathly afraid of taking on challenges and new responsibilities. Too insecure to seize opportunities.

yes they did, in a company sauna night

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Cant be bothered but mathews/laine still go 1-2, pulju drops to 19th.

Fuck no I am not in /d2g/ lol

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Is that Chile's flag?

yes

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...

>tfw blocked on /vg/ but not on Yea Forums
did finns get regionblocked again?

When will finophobia end

>@TSNBobMcKenzie on Puljujarvi: His preference is to play in the NHL, his preference is also to be traded out of Edmonton. I don't think there's any secret about that

kek

KEK

what a fucking shame
finns run dota2

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I always wonder which board ylilauta jonnes raided each time there's random geo block on us.

damn, that looks like a nice date

burger and shake

I heard that Gordon Ramsay likes hamburgers from In And Out.

See? Fatness doesn't come from nutrition. It comes from sitting on your ass.

thinking he would make a good caniac

@TSNBobMcKenzie on Edmonton Oilers Players: His preference is to play in the NHL, his preference is also to be traded out of Edmonton. I don't think there's any secret about that
ftfy

what kind of name is magpie?

>what should we call this place?
>aland
>...

>86

Then who did faggot

Picturing yourself as the white girl I presume?

>93200393
It’s a bird you dipshit

ALBORTIONS ON SUICIDE WATCH THEIR MEME PLAYER THEY LOVE TO SPAM ABOUT DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO PLAY IN THEIR SHITHOLE OH NO NO NO!!!!!

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picturing myself eating the bühger and drinking the milku-shek

>mfw the retard gets to leave and I'm stuck in edmonton for seven more years

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å is the swedish word for river/stream

And later getting that brown cock ofc

why are there two large turds in their milkshakes?

>river land
Swedes are dumb.

FUCK edmongolians and FUCK injuns i want to get out of this god forsaken wasteland
t. pulju

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Those are quite clearly oreos my friend

Would Jokerit sell out all the ticket for homes games if McDavid would play there?

Should have been Åö tbf "streamisland"

youtube.com/watch?v=k0_pYAtpg0E

>PULJU NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

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no, you're projecting

Even Edmontons retards want out

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how do albortions feel that their meme boy wants out?

youtube.com/watch?v=iRtJQydpB50
Vitun Juutalainen = fucking jew
Why are finns such racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, aracnophobic, homophobic nazis?

seething as usual

You'd be a racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, arachnophobic, homophobic nazi if you were finnish too you know?

we are lost tribe of jewish people. We can say that. We have the J-word pass.

but to be an albortion is to be mad, surely they feel another type of emotion?

how about this?

youtube.com/watch?v=enjSYRLvBzc

eternal sadness

We are lost brothers of nigerians. We have n-word pass.

Perhaps but I've never seen them express it here.

>these past 2 years have been the worst of my life. if you ever catch me in the shithole of edmonton again you will know i have fucked up big.

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PULJU NO!

bulju yes :)

That comes with being based

>be albortion
>live in an absolute shithole
>your only escapes are seething and posting bulju
>bulju wants out

life ain't easy in edmonton

Would hate to be a #1 pick in any sport desu. Most of the time you can't, by yourself, turn a shitty team into something that's ready to seriously compete for a championship. Management can be a total train wreck that prevents you from showing the full extent of your talent. Your teammates could be complete trash who don't/can't help you out. And you're likely going to get picked by a team located a bad place to be around, maybe has a crappy fanbase too.

>[Deleted] Anonymous
4free?

I bet nico is feeling the same in New Jersey

I wonder how the teams would look if there was no salary cap and had european football style player transactions.

who's this

do people really think its edmongolians pushing the bulju agenda?

Google is telling me sandra bullock but I can't confirm

not a big fan of the wds if I'm being honest

it's pretty awful
>most good teams can retain their stars which makes a weak offseason market full of bottom 9 and top 6 dmen
>if there's a quality UFA half the league jumps on him because of said shit market
>most end up going to the top 6-10 teams because they can afford to throw cash

you'd basically see laffs, hasb, rags, hawks, nucks, flyers, bruins always in contention

It's worse. Collection of few islands, in sea, called river land. Please nuke Sweden.

>flyers
>contention
huh

the pic that saved Yea Forums

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they make money believe it or not

>foot fetishits

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His face continues to grow every year in the NHL

reminder that ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>Yea Forums is a foot appreciative board
more evidence as to why it is among the worst boards on Yea Forums(nel)

It is

that's a funny way to spell best

The rags missed the playoffs for 8 seasons in a row with the highest payroll

that's because
>rags

.

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feels better and is way hotter when they swallow

redneck convenience store?

Would ironically wear that top shirt

god bless america

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ah i see you shop at walmart as well

>more twinks are being moved to carolina
how will the hillbillys feel about this?

these colors don't run

because I never do laundry

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Edmonton is worse than Mogadishu

Gretzky leaving was like their version of americans invading Campuchea.

That would be Taylor Hall, except only the losing is true in this case.

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shut the fuck up

Oh you sure showed him you dumb idiot

>gay soccer shit again

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i thought /cric/ was busy with pakipaddle

shut the fuck up as well

make me

>86

fuckin pwnd

kek, you seriously got afraid? Relax, it's the internet

balls are melting lads.

Sweet. Drag your finger behind and enjoy the musk.

Ketchup

talc powder

Damn, Phil is also a GAMER?

the only eagles song i like desu

>that next day soreness from lifting
feels good man

PULJU WANTS OUT
PULJU WANTS OUT
PULJU WANTS OUT
PULJU WANTS OUT
PULJU WANTS OUT

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION

twitter.com/packers/status/1136331052115476483
Discuss

meme game that no one will go to

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that fag rodgers is going to get his shit kicked out at the spike

i haven't seen sam since that report that literally everyone wants out of winnipeg

Hi everyone, so I was looking through all the sub-reddits and decided to see which teams had the most subscribers and which team had the least. Here is what I found:

Top 10:
Toronto (84,656)
Chicago (48,446)
Detroit (45,052)
Pittsburgh (40,836)
Vancouver (37,980)
Boston (35,527)
San Jose (31,353)
Montreal (30,002)
Philly (28,166)
NYI (25,934)

Bottom 10:
Florida (4,151)
Arizona (5,685)
Ottawa (11,654)
Los Angeles (12,533)
Buffalo (13,386)
Calgary (14,108)
Dallas (14,357)
Nashville (14,576)
Anaheim (16,120)
Vegas (16,408)

nice pasta
still
>pants
>yotes

shut the fuck up nobody cares

ayo seriously tho fuck sweden

let me catch you slippin in my hood

You cared enough to reply

fucking beaners I swear

bought some priorin to help with hair growth but the only effect so far has been big cums

>tripfags

sam is sitting right next to me in a pair of knee highs and pink panties

>6th OA
>no obvious choices
im worried they're gonna fuck it up

???

...

there's no obvious choices because it's a good draft

bad* draft
ftfy

this desu

where is bulju going

dumb casual albortion

rad wongs for 2 mill and we bury 900k

he's going to a farm upstate where he can run and play freely on the open fields

my moms place

>anons

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back to binlan

friendly reminder that the sharks are the only california franchise with ZERO (0) stanley cups

is this look achievable natty?

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casual reminder that Joe Thornton will never win a Stanley Cup

this deserved two cups imo

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No wonder that team steamrolled everyone. Full of chadnadians.

>americans will tout this as a win for america

too bad the two (2) HHOF defensemen ditched the team the moment the season ended

>two unrelated Thorntons on the same team
neat

"O.K. Someday—we're gonna get the jack together and we're gonna have a little house and a couple of acres an' a cow and some pigs and—"

"An' live off the fatta the lan'," Jesse shouted. "An' have rabbits. Go on, Connor! Tell about what we're gonna have in the garden and about the rabbits in the cages and about the rain in the winter and the stove, and how thick the cream is on the milk like you can hardly cut it. Tell about that Connor."

"Why'n't you do it yourself? You know all of it."

"No…you tell it. It ain't the same if I tell it. Go on…Connor. How I get to tend the rabbits."

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hopefully canes with that twink kappy

Based Andy

>canes
literally who?

that team you hate

randy has it in his head that the franchise he cheers for is desirable to FAs

is this shooped?

Panarin--->Islanders
Karlsson---->Canucks

canucks cant afford that anklet

I read yeaterday either Ottawa and Montreal because his wife wants to be near her family

I've only ever heard of that when you're breaking them in for the first time, same as heating up your skates when you first get them

can't imagine being this retarded

Bob Rovsky --> florida
Panarin --> >rags
Karls son --> le habs
Douche-ene --> doucheville

its not grease

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>doucheville
>population: (you)

Stop posting this fat pig

This man speaks wisdom

feeling threatened, little one?

>fat pig
are you retarded or are you retarded?

Im not afraid of cows

>thot2
show us the folder

They're all 100% uninhabited

We won in the sense that we extracted the maximum personal benefit while putting the minimal amount of work into it. From a military standpoint, we just chose the winning side

correct

also fuck captchas

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ill consider it

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bitch looks like encino man from generation kill

would drinking her (wo)man juice give me high t?

yal nigs gonna watch the game tonight?

Worst post of the day

what the calder cup final?

For fucks sake Gary where is my hockey. At least guys grocery games is on

this is LITERALLY the first piece of hockey content i had ever saw youtube.com/watch?v=ilsTF2o4Y-Y

well, either that or the flyers-senators brawl (which also coincidentally had memetallica music overlay). one of the two

It wasnt the russians fighting in africa and the pacific

go wolves

reminder rest in piece emery. poor lad

>Karlsson-->sabres
>Bread-->kitties
>Bob-->kitties
>Poo-chene-->pr*dditors
>Poo-ban-->canucks
>Kessel-->sparkledogs
t. futureman

canucks cant afford pooban's contract

obviously

Lol like how do you drown like just move your arms nigga

Skies are pretty grey lads

Pucks? They need to be deep

then hng

reminder to fuck the police

youtube.com/watch?v=NS-39I9mzqM

>86

Nothing wrong with fucking police officers, especially if they're cute fit women. They need loving too.

Soon

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I miss when hockey playoffs were just batshit anger and hatred. I like this finals because you can FEEL the two teams hate eachother, but they dont do these linebrawls anymore. Quite a shame

maybe if he signs for 4x4

Probably drunk

>this retard not knowing the canucks have a ton of money to spend

no

no love for the police

when the people actually decide to destroy goldman sachs, the police are the ones to protect it.

>zucker to vancouver
grim

FUCK the wild and their fanbase

until brock is signed the canucks have zero dollars to spend

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brock looking hella fly, ready to rip some gnarly waves

>30 million in cap space
>could be 36 million if the 6 gorillion dollar man were to be bought out
Yeah I'm not scared m8s.

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I told you last time you posted this, Karlsson wants to win a cup before he retires

why? hes a 20+ goal scorer who missed 3 games over the last 3 seasons. the canucks need durable goal scorers. depending on the cost he would be an immediate upgrade on basically anybody outside of pettersson/boeser/horvat

Fucking based boeser burger with the flying skate

wdym

What about shots?

the buyout penalty is 5m until 2025

Comfy minor-league hockey soon.

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awfully slow thread

AWFUL FUCKING TRAFFIC LIGHTS HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT PARTS OF THE POLE COUNT

They need to be on-net

Post your scared status m8s

hello binlan

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post feet

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is he going to have lifelong durability issues? im a brocky fan but is he ever actually going to be a 40 goal scorer if he cant play 70+ games? all the 40+ goal scorers of the last 3 seasons basically played a full season.

>he clicks the pole

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This but the opposite.

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I try clicking it and not clicking it and I'm still not sure what is supposed to be included. Do they want me to click on that 2 pixel wide part of the edge of the lamp thats in another square or just leave it? I swear to god it's juts these traffic light captchas that fuck me over.

I was just kidding, plus all we do is serve to build skynet

scared knowing the laffs would be in the final if they won that game at home desu.

>chara might play game 5 even with broken jaw

lel no he's not gonna get cleared. bruins need more speed back there anyways

>user, you're going to be at my place to watch the game tomorrow, right?

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Sorry babe, I already have plans to watch the Calder Cup Finals that night.

Bed is calling.
This is me signing out.
Night /hoc/

Good night, buddy.

Finally Finland is gone, now I can let you all know just how much I fucking hate those snow mongols

Why are you afraid to say it to finlands face

Finland will rub his face on the ice

Guys that Finland is a real loser, i think we should stop hanging around with him.

So the official NHL website for the Seattle team went live today. By the look of the site, the team may have found their color scheme. Salmon red and sky blue are heavily featured on the NHL page.

>nhl.com/seattle

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I don't (You) Finns

Xheattle Dickgirls

gamethread or nah?

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Nobody fucking cares about the AHL, R*ndy.

Can the bruins still win in 5?

Like soup?

Probably, they'll beat st Louis so bad tmrw that Gary will just say fuck it and award the cup

SCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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I like the colors desu

>Salmon red and sky blue
absolute trash

coward

Xheattle Dickgirls

I'm not the biggest fan, but if you absolutely have to do red and blue, a style similar to the Oilers style of red and blue isn't a bad choice.

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>another red team
gay

Nervous about this possible job promotion lads

If I got a fat raise this year, you can definitely get that promotion user. Believe in the me that believes in (You)

there's no proper working toilet for the kitchen staff to use

>main color is red
Gay
>main color is light blue
I'm ok with this
Another green team would've been nice though

>i posted it again

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>red
That's fucking pink.

I think they should be a spearmint green with silver accents. Logo can be a firebird hood decal. Call them the Seattle cool as Fucks

it's salmon red, not pink

Seattle Sockeyes? More like Xheattle Suckguys LOL

Welcome to the blithering shithole that is /hoc/, enjoy your stay.
With that picture, I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Sockeyes sharks rivalry should be kino

>Chiefs
>Niners
>Cards
>Skins
>Falcons
>Bucs
better than yet another primarily-blue team I guess.

"Salmon red" is just a shade of pink with a pretentious name.

it's a lighter shade of red

>yfw Seattle gets relocated within a decade to some random city in the Prairies

doubt that. remember when people wanted to move the predators to fucking hamilton?

might as well call it "Gay Red".

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Quebec City should get their team back

>it's a lighter shade of red
Okay.

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yeah lets move florida which is the most logical move to do

uproot the Panthers, they are a barely a blip on the radar in Miami

Remember when people wanted to move the Thrashers to fucking Winnipeg?

yeah but that made sense because fuck atlanta. they dont deserve another franchise after 2 failed teams

give it time, the Panthers can't stay afloat for ever.

Based

Are we really doing this again?

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gary wills it

Blues game is wear and tear, and boston cant keep up with that at all. Reminder they finished two games with only 5 defenseman and they might have to call up a literal rookie in the event that chara doesnt play

how can the NHL realistically keep these losing franchises in places they don't belong? Arizona needed to be bailed out like what, 2 times in the past 10 years?

fucking gary

>yfw Canes - Panthers ECF next year
>Quebec City realizes that they're never getting a team and commit mass suicide

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

I doubt that it happens, but I want another round of florida NYI. That was some serious kino that too many people forgot

He's not gonna play, there's no way. It would be a greater detriment than a benefit

Blues are some straight goons

3 times at this point. Barroway is selling and the team is in $250 million worth of debt.

SHUT the FUCK up about my Panthers
Take the yotes, they're doing much worse than >us

why don't the New Winnipeg Jets "get" the history of the old Jets instead of the Yotes?

they arent goons if they do a good checking game. if that were the case you'd call any team that can check opponents good goons. The 2007 ducks are a good example of such a team the blues are emulating, just not with that sickening amount of all star talent

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the Yotes are Bettman's baby and he already stated that they don't want to move a team in the west to the east and vice versa. Unless the Canes new ownership fails, Miami is on the chopping block.

based and kittiespilled

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>team has cat name
>mascot is rodent, something cats catch and eat
what did they mean by this

le ratto tricke
yotes to like KC probably

have bulju and mcmeme spoken since the news broke?

>Unless the Canes new ownership fails
Apparently season ticket sales for next season are nearly five times what they were for last season, so I don't think that Dundon's in any danger.

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The rat (Viktor) and the cat (Stanley) are both mascots. Viktor is a reference to the famed rat trick:
"The term, a play onhat trick, was coined by Panthers goaltenderJohn Vanbiesbrouckafter teammateScott Mellanbykilled a rat in the locker room prior to the team's home opener with his stick, then scored two goals with the same stick. Fans immediately picked up on the idea and began throwing plastic rats on the ice to celebrate goals."

based retard

Because technically the Yotes are the Winnipeg Jets franchise, just relocated and renamed

>already gouging the shit out of the hurricanes fanbase after his loses from the AAF
looking forward to even more empty seats next season

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_trick
They have a normal mascot that's a panther.
I think that the guy between the dog and the milk truck is some kind of secondary mascot.

l'éternel seethe

Based canadian hurricanes hater

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

wow that's a lot of bandwagoners

Imagine unironically devoting time and energy toward hating someone else's team.

glad you got that outta your system

Just jerked off for the 4th time today and I've only been home for 4 hours

that's what /hoc/ is lad.

ha ha yeah who would do such a thing

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it must be nice

to what?

what was your fap material? asking for a friend

it better be /feet/

By the time that I got my third erection yesterday, the base of my dick really started hurting, so badly that it made me rethink my life and start changing my habits.

Hockey.

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Lads why are feetniggers so insufferable

Because they exist, when they shouldn't.

This isnt even on tv here, what the fuck

me an hour ago

>not being a feetchad
grim

im only kind of half torqued right now

tbf i also remember hating feetfags before i began liking feet myself

boobs desu

NHL Network has it.
onhockey dot tv has three English streams to choose from, and even a Russian one.

I get off every day at 2 PM wife usually doesnt get home till 9
Hypno/cockhero/edge
As far as the porn it's mostly normal desu girl solo, girl girl, guy girl
Here is the one I just did and no I'm not a highschooler
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b9952e801a1d
Dont get me wrong I love every part of a woman, feet included, but I dont fetishize them. But I wouldn't reject a footjob
Basically me
See I used to think that would happen but it never does. I always think ok I'll finally be tired. I finally wont be horny. My body or cock will give out. But those moments never come and my dick just gets hard again then the dirty thoughts then the fapping.
Personal favorite

Specifically perky A-cups tbqh.

>nhl network

Gay

I don't even like or hate feet, it's just that feetniggers have to shoehorn their stupid fetish at every moment

For me its perky single Ds

I guess /hoc/ thinks vaginas are gross or something. I never see anyone talking about them except >implying some girl doesn't have one.
fucking faggots.

better be getting the new thread ready

This is the type of people hockey attracts when you promote "hockey is for everyone"

for me, its petite creampies
>hoggey

you're right

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On it now, thanks for the reminder.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

nasty

>sexual Chad's who dont quit
Based

SCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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based and accurate

Porn is destroying your brain retard

nouveau

Except it isnt. It's supposed to.

Would suck a fart out her ass like a bong toke

Based

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