/cric/ket World Cup 2019

kiwis getting fucked in the ass by kermits arsehole
color me pleased

better than >yours

i literally just completely and entirely forgot that nz and bangladesh were playing until now

same , well like half an hour ago

*doesn't post about cricket ever*
umm fuck up sweaty xo

keep living in delusions ahmed.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

Spoke to soon negro

I post about cricket all the time

too* you illiterate cunt

Lads what’s with the autism arm on the umpire???

he posts in /cric/ but isnt watching

>anybody who makes fun of you is an Ahmed or poonjabi or dravidishit
You’re yet to call someone samuel lel

First for cricket.

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POZGLADESH BTFO

>hitting the middle of the bat is the best feeling in the wuld

Gg

>keep living in delusions ahmed.
said the villager as tears rolled down his cheeks

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA

He's literally an iraqi autist though.

dry your eyes mate

Virat, what is best in life?

This is nice cricket

GAME ON

FUCK OFF KOHLI THEVIDIYA PAYYA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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uh oh

>poohli

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what a grab lads
congratulations to south africa for finally getting that first win

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Anyone else notice the autism arm on the umpire? What’s up with that ?

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CHOKING I RECKON GET FUCKED POOOOHLI
AMAZING

Are we dare I say it black?

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Too early

Ok pooen ali.

Stop crying, man. I just ate a cow it’s not like I ate your real mom.

he posts in /cric/ but doesnt play the sport

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am thinking these are the posts. can you link the fully gallery, lad?

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>no. 1 odi batsman
oh nonononono

Umpires got a little autism arm. Proper weird, what is it?

this World Cup has been good so far

>All these one plus ads
They're supposed be budget brand

Choke was expected. Pooicide wasn't on the cards anyways haha.

lads how is the pitch playing in the Bangladesh New Zealand game

No one really thinks that India or shit Africa are making the semis right?

Sorry to say that they really do all look the same

>ywn be as handsome as Jos Buttler

fuck my life in the ass lads

Nope

thank FUCK the baseline appearance is so good haha

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Phone autocorrected that you bogan shitstain. I'm blaming Google for my being a spastic.

he’s bland looking imo, not all that

>it’s not like I ate your real mom
No, but I did fuck your real mom last night.

>Buttler
>handsome

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>KL Rahul
CAM ON MANGALORE BOY

Umpire in the Bangladesh vs NZ game has aN autistic arm. Have you seen it? Bare weird.

>53K inr
>Budget phone

STOP POSTING ABOUT IT WITHOUT PROVIDING A PICTURE YOU CUNT

oh go step on a plug already

suddenly really want to push a downer in a lake

>posting my oshi in a /cric/ thread
Rare af. I'll give you her twitter then, she's @tanakayasan.

I appreciate your opinion Zachey

WHat's his name?

Grim

What happened dravidashit? Crying?

might have to call it a night lads

toil in the morrow

bro... you are very gd boy.

why don't you just jump in?

For me, it's beginning exam study at 11pm on the night before

Good night you little devil

Goodnight dear boro

Just got here. Anyone else see the umps weird autism arm??

night my brother

Which one ? The cow?

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cant swim

Good morrow

Terrible attempt at banter, cucklad

>MANGALORE
Shieet. We be cricket and shiet?

would love to have /cric/ round for a party at my new pad

sweet dreams xo

do you like asian girls lads?

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REKT

jej

Yeah your mom doesn't look that different from a cow. In shape I mean.

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Halooo (i'm not girl)

>not girl

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no but I like her

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wow this oval is an actually an oval

good job england i'm impressed

Some are good looking. I get the impression asian girls like me more than the average whitey. Yet to go out with one though.

eating a banana lads

>cucklad
lol

Ís there anything more based than a Seasame Wheat?

getting my banana eaten lads

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well it was built in the middle of nowhere
no excuse

i always think he looks like a bollywood actor playing a cricket coach
dont know why

Sesame Street

Will Rohit score a century?

balsamic vinegar

>Trent Bridge
>games aren’t played on the bridge

Still wondering why Dhoni didn't retire

no he will get out on 46

Business idea: Cricket, but only with countries that have over 1 trillion GDP

Anyone else watch the Kapil Sharma Show with the 1983 WC winners? So many funny stories

William Rohit is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with William Rohit and others you may know mate.

Will Rohit is an actor m8

basically ashes + india

Nah have you seen the autism arm on the umpire for then NZ game? Don’t know if to laugh or cry

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ash barty is ugly

i'm 25 and i've only had sex with 2 women but i legit would not have sex with her

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Barmy Army chant idea: rhyming ashes with lashes in reference to Australia's convict history

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is the Bangladesh- New Zealand pitch a pancake lads

Never in this World Cup must he score more than 10 runs an innings

youtube.com/watch?v=qVmnkZdbH2U

>gets out after scoring fuck all runs and chewing up 40 deliveries
KEK

lel steyns career is over fuckhead

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Just want to die lads ;_;

your mum's tits are pancakes

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Windies WILL beat Australia tomorrow lads

Bookmark this post

why?

Just want to

hope all the saffa bros ITT move to perth
im worried about them in SA

So true

INVADERS MUST DIE

south

africa

ash barty makes jo konta look like anna cornakova

Would love to meet a South African

funny now none of the other britfags literally EVER call in a single tip. Absolute state of those cowards

midul

africa

norf

africa

i save my call in tips for /brit/

FUCK

grim

Here’s a tip. Check out the autism arm on the ump of the NZ vs Bangladesh match

Just because you ignore every post not by yourself doesn't mean it doesn't happen you balding cuck

WALLOP

eid mubarak to all

Help me bros this thing fell in my backyard
Dubs and I shit on this thing
Trips and I rape it

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what’s the pitch like?

I read every post and it literally doesn’t

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please dont use bald as an insult, it makes me sad as im losing my hair too

dont know if this is the post.

They're mutilated Soviet children Joe Rogan said so.
Don't fall for KGB psyops

>Hampshire
could have been anywhere in England

Tell me about Monica a.k.a. Amir

Firm but a nice bit of bounce. Just like my gfs batty

really activates ur almonds

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theres bigger weirdos in there

feels bad man ;(

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This is sensible batting by Bangladesh

Like?

yeah, im too scared to take fina as well. honestly feel hopeless

dude remember you don't owe anyone anything. your purpose in life is to make yourself happy. eat all the fast foods, try all the drugs.

I get the same feeling lad, always catch Asian girls looking at me. I think it's ingrained in their culture to worship whitey

my gf

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There's literally not a single white person posting ITT

you’ve been brainwashed by dick hysteria memes

people who have more than one trips who talk between them for hours everyday

Thoughts ?

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They should be ranked no 1 in test

Thinking of rewatching idolm@ster tonight after the cricket.

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>brownlets
>people

would love someone to tongue my nuts

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ratings on eldegoss

Why are ODIs so boring? How come no one has ever had the genius idea of making a Test World Cup or series

dont wnat mantits either. both are commonly reported tbf

>noncedians

thoughts?
i think indians should fuck off and go away

embarrassing from india

looks like stock (((standard))) cliterature

I'm White. Here I'll prove it to you:

Fuck off shitskin.

I honestly think ODI is by far the worst format of cricket. Literally the ONLY advantage it has over T20 cricket is it lasts long so I can watch cricket more. In terms of actual game-play and structure it's significantly worse.

Cricket is honestly grim outside of tests.

would love india to fuck off tbqh

What does Indian writing loook like? Is it all scribbling like Arabic

curry adverts on sky sports for this game

BASED Dermot

no they’re not lol. Literally like 1% of the time. 1% of men probably have an underlying hormonal condition that
Fin interacts with , anyway all drugs have potential side effects and fin is as well tolerated as any

Anyway let’s leave it that and talk about cricket

Agreed. In fact I would go a step further.

Just remembered I had half a wood-fire oven pizza left, lads. Going to eat it while watching the rest of this game and get comfy as FUCK

Lolwut

Then I'm white too. Here I'll prove it to you
Fuck off shitskin

gonna call in a big tip right now, something my fellow countrymen don’t have the balls to do

INDIA WILL NOT MAKE THE SEMIS

So?

did you guys know that India lost to a (literal) non-country earlier today

youtube.com/watch?v=sdXcC0ivTdQ

Is she Korean/Japanese/Chinese, can one ever tell with gooks?
Just because you infest all other countries doesn't mean all of us are pajeets, pajeet.

>struggling to chase a score that low

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Meh

youtube.com/watch?v=7tFqiR4IEqU KEK based BT

Japan for sure.

I am white (Punjab)

wtf was that

I'm a proud Huwhite man who likes cricket and THICK JAP WHORES.

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what occurs here cricket-wise?

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Going to be a dad lads. Trying to think of a name for my son who’s due later this year. What do you think is better? I quite like Mohamed but the wife is set on Muhammed. I tried to suggest Moohammed as an alternative but she wasn’t having it.

102/2

26 overs

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big fan of japanese girls lad

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How about Brenton?

its time for dhoni the brick shithouse

Tipping India to win this match

Ruru poster would be proud

had a hearty laugh at this

>slow and steady wins the rac-

Just wanted to make sure that the people screeching BTFO'd at me were infact mudslimes. Thanks.

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Just called my uncle who's a scientist.
He ran the numbers by the lab.

South Africa have 227 runs from 50 overs.
India have 107 runs from 26 overs.

That means if you double that (even though 26 isn't half of 50) - India would end up on 214 overs.
Which means technically they're losing.

>there's some real nerds among them
>so you're a supporter?
My sides

can't go past Mahmood

Mohawk

Nice hit Rohit.

fuck sake Bangladesh

FUCK Hiroshimoot and this abomination of a captcha

new

zealand

Chup

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kek based whyte AJ interview

disgraceful

watching cricket after long time
based on my analysis, India wont win this world cup thingy

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those countries just love football and civil war.
Except Costa Rica they're actually pretty nice.

if you come to perth you can enjoy AFL with us lad.

So?

based on my analysis you're a curry munching fuckhead

think we can all agree that it doesn't matter who wins this cup as long as it isn't India or Australia

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based

kek now post that all you want dravidanigger. Half the (you)s that cuckmiri has got are from you and the other half are from diaspora mudslimes.

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>isn't India or Australia
DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

gwan ngubu lad
take his fucking head off

>end up on 214 overs

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wow never realised south and north america were connected by land

sorry we will always be union

>as long as it isn't India
based
>or Australia
"no"

>214 overs

wow never realised space was fake

>tfw had no RC to run his simulations to predict who will win the world cup this year

The Panama canal split America up

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They're not, there's a fucking canal through Panama.

get his fucking cock off lad

lol daniel vetorri was fucking shit

based and redpilled, convicts seething at this

technically there's this thing called the darien gap around the Panama/Colombia border which makes it so impossible to travel by land that it effectively is detached.

how u niggas have the attention span to watch this shit? i swear even t20 is too long

>le glasses man

legit would not have got a game for australia in his entire career

who's this slant?

im lifting up the weights every 6 mins

Try watching test cricket. It's the shortest version of the game.

love le glasses man

in ODI cricket i can't, have to post in the thread while watching. Test cricket is a proper battle with every delivery so its a lot more engaging.

Need 120+ IQ to understand and watch the game

oh dear

Eh, i reckon bowling in T20 is really boring. It's all about limiting runs so theres no room to experiment with bowling strategies or use attacking fields

Australians in that side of the country have no idea with union is. They think rugby league and rugby are the same thing

I don't. Test cricket is the only truly watchable cricket. ODIs are background noise only worth an occasional glance at most.

hampshire
lets be having yah

Reckon Spainlad will join us during the Ashes

rude, u inbred

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go away poo shit

why are there so many bangladeshis in london

have watched, at most, about 5 overs so far this WC. For me, it's following passively via text commentary and then watching highlights afterwards

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they are not bangladeshis lad kek they are brits who hate new zealand

i really hope so

Cause they're from Bangladesh

reminder that Barry Chuckle is FUCKING DEAD

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yeah highlights are all you need really for the group games , like who cares about brainletbash group games lol

>immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmplying there has been any
"highlights" ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof the is world cup sof far

FYI only 20% of Australians have convict ancestry. I, myself, am Sudanese.

So you missed the last game then? Sad

Is that what you say when the negroes are knocking at your door, dead man?

may i ask you a question?

really wishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cricket was popular in the mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmediterrainin

especially spain

this is beginning to get away from africa

You now remember D'Arcy Short

oh dear oh dear

based dreamtime lad

missing test cricket lads

go away you street shitter? don't you understand that?

You now remember Heath Streak

????

you now remember dominic bess

same, cant fucking wait for the ashes

you now remember Steve Tikolo

wonder which south african player will throw the towel in after this game and go home

Based Rohit

Make me faggot.

Will be raining 'BOOS' in England

>you now remember Simon Kerrigan

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CAMOOOOONNNN
FUCK OFFF

THESE NIGGAS FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON

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>KL Rahul

Not until we see you slaughtered, dead man

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GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA AND DROWN IN THE GANGES CUNT

:D

Hey guys. want some of this delicious beverage?

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WHO R YA

227*(31.5/50)

At this point India require 143 but they are on 139

It is VERY close.

try it nigger.

Kek this paki goes into hiding when India are doing well and only comes out when a wicket falls. Typical muzzie scum

You now remember Mark Cosgrove

139/3

31.3 overs

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test is the fucking longest. this is almost baseball tier of being unwatchable. and u fucking know if a game is over after one teams bats

>try it nigger
You just gotta wait m8. It will happen sooner or later.

>and u fucking know if a game is over after one teams bats
>didn't watch SL vs SA series
HOWLING

Keyboard warrior ay.

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just did a really stinky poo and didnt even wash my hands

here's the blackpill:
cricket and baseball are both dreadful and the only games worth watching are:
the world cup (in cricket)
Game 7 of the World Series (in baseball)

nothing else

people like cucklad are mainstream in this country these days

>t. lost to pakistan
You have no right to speak englel

Bed on the cards

>arguing with an anonymous guy on the internet in an argument that is impossible to win
for what purpose

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>muh length
youre dumb just accept it. the theater of cricket is all the battles that take place throughout the 5 day match.

Why are casuals acting like this isn't a piss easy position to win from?

you do know africans has a habit of genociding indians?

they couldnt could they?

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tell that to the fucking saffer paki

its like theyve never watched india play an ODI game. they play the most boring brand of cricket where they just hover near the RRR until the last 15 over then accelerate to finish it off when they're still got 7-8 batsmen on hand.

Just wanted some /comfycric/ lads

>le ODI cricket is all in the batsmans favour nowadays

literally ONE run fest so far

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He’s the one that acts rabid

im happy to see the old lad come in

love pushing stinky poos out of my bum

>battles
>two people throwing a ball and trying to hit some sticks or the ball with a bigger stick
have sex

fuck up mutt

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There’s plenty of us everywhere as it is, bru

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>burger education
Thank god you fat cunts don't watch this game

how many sixes this innings?

But they're not genociding Indians right now, are they? They're genociding people like you.
>Africans in India are notorious for being drug peddlers
Kek.

Ind vs Pak should be a sticky

Some people in this thread have forgotten their manners

Based England pitches

i cant even fathom how shit that thread would be

Steve Smith looks like the type of refined gentleman who appreciates THICK WHORISH JAPS.

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Business idea: a separate thread for the smelly Indian and the half caste to have their epic argument

should do but wont

Go to sleep

Love /cric/ regulars
Hate seething cazzies
Simple as

Can you do the same to the negros in Africa in retaliation?

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you are nothing

/cric/ regulars are literal subhumans.

steve smith seems like the kind of guy who's visit ruru's establishment

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naw ill watch india vs pakistan

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Based and redballed.

yes we are are not killing indians where ever we get them. this is a lie by the western media

t. seething cazzie

Kek every other night I see some african getting beat up by the locals outside the clubs in Mumbai.

remember the india v pakistan t20 match when the pre game ceremony took so long they had to reduce to overs to 17 per team kek

Ah, Mahendra snail Dhoni is here.
Time to drag this out for no fucking reason.

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fucking hate ms poohni lads

WHY THE FUCK DOES TAHIR COUGH TEN TIMES BEFORE BOWLING?

cursing the kuffar before he bowls

The most Malema has said about Indians is that he wants to send the racist ones back. While he wants to slaughter the cunts like this saffer.

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And you guys were hating on pol

does that mean i can say the n word now?

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why does virat kohli hate his culture?

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loving the soap opera ads on hotstar

Every fucking game

why wouldnt he

Technically, indian labourers were considered negros under the apartheid. The first “negro” woman judge of the High Court of South Africa was Navi Pillay, an indian woman, recommended by Mandela himself.

So, yeah, back then you could.

indian supporters will be pleased with how its gone

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BASED Dhonut running India's RR into the ground

whats the stinkiest poo youve ever done

Ever fucking time.

If by pleased you mean getting an aneurysm then yes.

theyre probably dead bored

Fuck Dhoni dumb Bihari cunt

:/

fuck de pussis

Dhoni has only one purpose in life, to reach the final over.

This is the post

And hit a six :)

indians are such dumb cunts

Just got called a dumb cunt lads

Why is New Zealand the only good team at the world cup this year?

Australians literally have a delicacy called fairy bread

Did it back 1947 lad. It is now called Pakistan

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it was an indian that called you that. dont worry mate

Do you think this is a positive reflection on India/Indians?
>pajeets are black
Based Malema with the elite truthbombs

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we still consider indians as negros

i still believe

>Chris Morris 82(32)
iplt20.com/video/8171/m23-dd-vs-gl-man-of-the-match-chris-morris

Like a salmon swimming upriver, Dhoni plays for the final over.

Then there’s twice more negroes out to slaughter you?

yeah but only that one

we still consider indians as negroes

I'm black in Malema's eyes lads

Based nigga

having a shave lads

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>dhoni

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Dindin

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Kek

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Basado

no indians are like midgets compared to whites here.

>D H O N I

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SA fighting for their WC place here

Midgets that will still watch you get slaughtered desu

>mfw poohit gets out after doing all the work and MSdos hits a DLF Maximus in the last over to win it and take all the credit

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>South Africa plays 3 matches by the time India plays their first
Who worked out this retarded scheduling?

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if they dont stand behind normal sized people they might see us getting slaughtered i guess.

Based Maggi man

Based Rohit
Wonder where the Paki and the fuckmiri disappeared to.

...

Mate, are you even white? You’re not even calling me names like the other saffer I feel bad for doing this with you instead of him.

>south africa has some decent match practice with 2 games
>Still moan

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score som fukin dots lads

nononono these matches simply aren’t going the way I want them to go

more like BCCI owns the ICC

Shut up Africuck. You can talk shit when you manage to beat Bangladesh

I'm here only, was eating your mom

love a virat dohli icc stat me

what names should i call you while you wish my family get slaughtered?

>kashmiri
>anti-indian
newfag

looking food mate

Timothy.

>assuming I'm a Hindu
>hurr eating your mom
Is that the only retort you can come up with.

either one of the netherlands, zimbabwe, scotland or ireland would have been more competitive than south africa at this world cup tbqh

Very high IQ batting from Dhoni lads. Stuff of the legends.

Dabbed

>kashmiri
>not anti Indian
Might wanna pick up a newspaper sometime cunt

wish someone would just bounce the fuck out of dhoni and knock all his teeth out desu

If you live in India you are a Hindu.

49 from 49

It's not fun until the RR is above 6.

Whose side is this Bihari bastard on? He’s gonna make us lose the game ffs

>newfag doesn't know who i'm referring to
Absolute brainlet

>every Indian is a hindu
>unironically believing this

you and your fellow countrymen are fucked. why do you even come here?

Is this what you’re going to LARP as now? Because you got humiliated you want to larp as a mullah or a rice bag or god forbid...a Sikh? Cringe bro

what? You don't want a "ebin last over finish xD"?

Just because you don't follow Sanatan Dharma doesn't mean you're not a Hindu lad.

He's from Jharkhand m8

Lads thoughts on rathinator’s idea? He reckons there should be regional qualification competions like the football World Cup, so even at least one South American teamsuch as Brazil and Argentina should qualify

Pic related,’it’s the rathinator

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Cringing so hard at these /pol/ autists

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Are you implying that I'm the /pol/tard who kept calling everyone chamar and madrasi? Sad stuff m8

Why do you?
>you and your fellow countrymen are fucked
>implying I don’t mind stepping in shit compared to laying awake at night listening for ngubu’s pacey footsteps approaching my shanty shack

rape

APOLOGISE TO DHONSHIT

I'm out lads

>tf
>tp
lel this

I don't follow Hindu customs and traditions. Certainly don't need you to tell me what religion I belong to.

nope
Fuck that old fart

Jharkhand is rightful Bihari clay.

Slow outfield

This desu. Which there was a way to filter newfags.

Curries take your /int/ tier autism to /int/

Just filter all the pajeet flags

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CAM ON ROHIT DONT GIVE DHONI THE STRIKE

wish*

>religion
See you desert cult followers are unironically too much of brainlets to understand complex dharmic concepts.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

SAFFER FIELDING KEK

Is this happens because we are from Bulgaria?

>DROPPED
FUCK SAKE SOUTH AFRICA IS SO FUCKING DOGSHIT

CHOKERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
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HAHAHAHAHA

top kek

GO HOME
RIGHT NOW

GO HOME
RIGHT NOW
GO HOME
RIGHT NOW
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GO HOME
RIGHT NOW

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hahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha

>muh complex dharmic concepts
>you're not hindu means you're either muslim or christian
I'm done with you. Go back to sucking the kashmiri's dick

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Why would Sef Efrica even bother with the rest of the tournament at this point?

South Africa's world cup campaigns summed up in a single image

absolute state of South Africa. Reminder the Jews are literally to blame for this

Stop samefagging the game’s just getting interesting.

Chamaar Christ Cuck bhangi

Is this the death of South African cricket?

South Afreeka should just pack up and go back home desu

That was like the easiest catch ever.

...

It died on the first day of the World Cup

Sikhism is literally dharmic offshoot.

Death of south african whites and south african cricket

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>complex dharmic concepts
you believe monkeys and elephants are your gods pal

chakka lagao sale

very high iq batting to bring this into the final overs considering how important NRR is gonna be

...

Literally dragging it out for ad money.

>says the guy who worships the kike on the stick skydaddy

Reminder that this is how jesus looks like

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Baffling that SA are this shit. They have a bunch of good players in their team on paper, they're hardly a bunch of literal whos

nobody knows how jesus looks like dumbass

very high IQ, batting himself out

Our mythological and theological concepts were written by intellectuals of highest degree, not by kikes and sandniggers hallucinating in caves due to dehydration.

>worshipping a zombie hippie jew
>Not worshipping absolute alphas like Shiva and Krishna

The fix is in

where's your country subhuman? how long before you're lynched and your land is burned?

kekekek