/heem/ - Tony Ferguson Edition

Francis is gay

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Laying on a bed by yourself is gay ? Also you can't be gay with that much test flowing in you

autism.

>/heem/ unironically believes poirier has a chance against khabib

Islam wins either way

conor won

All ham doo lee lah brother.

poirier cannot win, it is against the wishes of God.

inshallah

>People unironically praising a desert pedophile
This tells a lot about our society

desu what religion doesn't worship a desert pedo or any kind of pedo

t. drunk moscowfag
seethe more

He accomplished a whole lot more than you, and will be remembered forever. Learn to love, brother.

You're a nobody on the internet talking shit about someone who will never know that you exist. Keep that in mind so you don't get in your feelings like a woman about things that don't really affect your life.

Khabib is objectively a nightmare matchup for Poirier.

we all gonna remember khabib for this

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Wow praise the Gods that I will be alive to witness Khabib retire 50-0 and break all MMA records.

Dustbin Poorigay is getting permaflushed, worse than the Michael Johnson fight.

>being here literally all hours of the day to spam this seconds after whenever Khabib is mentioned
Get a job you shitposting bum

Khabib is a nightmare matchup for everyone in LW since he's a cutbabby and there's like no real wrestlers in the division

Why doesnt everyone just avoid khabibs take downs ? Choosing to wrestle with him is why he wins. Simply knee him on the way in or use TDD to keep the fight standing

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What you want: Khabib vs Ferguson
What you'll get: Poirier vs Cerrone

>TDD
don't people try to do this and fail everytime tho?

>knee him on the way
that's what i always thought people should do against him but they really never do

They're all cutbabbies. Get off your high horse. You won't make it to the top if you fight at your natural weight with a BMI of 38 either

I could still heem everyone itt

A lot of them actually
There are more muzzies in m*scvabad than in all other regions combined. Muscovites are leftists
He will be forgotten after a month after his retirement like everyone else in the sport. And it's a good thing. Sport should always move on. There is no place for old heroes in it
I am on anonymous imageboard retard. If I wanted you to know me I would post somewhere else

I get bored in class sorry

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Your opinion does not madder Bee. Stop seething. Also, saying legends in sports are forgotten is a braindead opinion. Why are you so upset about Khabib being good that you've lost all ability to reason? This is tragic. I'm bewildered people like you actually exist lol

Uhhhhhh

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back up doot

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This might be the funniest thing that's ever happened in UFC history

Connor tried two times, he actually hit khebab on the side of his face pretty hard once

I've never said he is not good. It's you who diminishes other's people achievements and praising a guy who was too bad at wrestling so he had to do sambo as a champion of everything and everyone.
And stop writing like a mentally ill women. The only thing you lack is ellipsis to make you look even more retarded.

I'm sorry you struggle to write English well but don't take it out on me. You're literally upset by Khabib's success. You're one miserable fuck. I can only imagine you must look like a cave trog and have no future prospects of your own to be this emotionally devastated by an athlete. He doesn't affect your life. Stop crying, bitch.

Stop being a mentally ill muzzie fanboy who thinks everyone else is a hater because they don't like things you like. And the only thing who is projecting here is you. Talking about crying and emotions like a bitch you are

>i crushed some cans!!

lol if you say so Olga. Just don't look at the rope too hard after Khabib subs Dusty.

imagine if Poirier actually heems Khabib

>Imagine
You don't have to imagine, just waiting until september 7th will be enough.

You’re a nobody whiteknighting some goatfucking pedophile who’d rather see you headless than breathing

>It's funny because I called him a woman's name
You are either underage or low iq
The only thing that interests me whether Tony will choose to fight Khabib or will go for Poirier

It's fine if he loses. My boy in that division is Gillespie anyway. Y'all are just very emotional and tribal people because you grew up with Yea Forums instead of real friends. Sad!
Relax, Sasha.

i have this feeling too, i think he has more of a chance than Gooby

>i dont care anyways!!
Even more of a pathetic fat bitch. Imagine getting this triggered because nobody likes your goatfucker

Oh for sure doo. I'm in pieces because some random who's too afraid to leave his house hates Muslims.

You’ve spent 40 minutes straight on a Wednesday morning sobbing over the evil Yea Forums bullies. I cant imagine you have any actual friends or family that care about you in real life so this is your only outlet of communication

Im so sorry

You got me. I definitely do not. I appreciate your sympathy.

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Nobody cares faggot

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Imagine getting into heated arguments in which you're emotionally invested over mma with anonymous people on a Yea Forums. Lmao

Spammy angry!

I'm just making fun of folks who hate Khabib. Emotions that strong are unhealthy. Must be due to other shortcomings in their lives.

When is airplane(calendar) taking the picks?

OHH HE TAGGED HIM
THATS IT THATS IT
ITS AAAAAAAAALL OVER
CONOR MCGREGOR
IS THE NEW
UNDISPUTED LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

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Grow up and get a job

Just like jon Jones

autism.

>they're cans now so they were cans 6 years ago when most of them recently held titles

Humans are the only animal that aren’t autistic. Look into it.

Well, some are.

Yeah, but no human is as autistic as your average elephant

GSP is the real can crusher. Who has he actually beaten that's good apart from Matt Hughes, who he also tapped to like a bitch? Pig Rigg? Josh Koschek? LMAO

Jonny Bones is unironically the only legit champion in the UFC right now. He utterly BTFO the best of the best at the age of like 4 and is so good he makes everyone else look like bums.
Literally every other champ is a can crusher like Bumbib, a cutbabby like Max Pilloway or a division staller like Daniel Redditier
Jones is the only one who stayed in his own weight class, cleared it out and is very actively btfoing all challengers

implying Tony wont roll his way out of trouble and recover

Canada
or anyone else
TAKE THE PICKS
this is the template

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smdh why white people always be doin shit like this?

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Let’s FR*GGEN GO

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Airplane take the picks

BJ was good back then as well. Also GSP ran through all the competition twice over. He was hands down the most dominant ww of all time and in the conversation for greatest fighter in UFC history

You’re just an autistic shut in like the rest of the losers. You’re not pretending anything

lol BJ is a literal featherweight and GSP never faced a guy on the level of Usman or Woodley or prime Lawler who was a madman. GSP's career is so overblown. Usman would annihilate him

>I was watching an old porn film with John Holmes. When we were kids, John Holmes was the guy with the biggest dick. John Holmes has a regular dick compared to porn stars [today], especially, and this sounds racist, black guys. It's racist in the right direction, though. Listen, I saw a guy the other day and I was like, "That can't be real. That literally can't be real." His dick was so big that it was preposterous. He probably had an 18-inch dick. And it was so...it was as thick around as your fucking wrist. It was ridiculous. There was a girl who was trying to suck on it and I was like *cough cough*.

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Definitely my guy. Excellent detective work.

>Tony eats a brutal leg kick
>collapses almost stone dead to the floor
>clumsily rolls away
>eats like five punches to the back of the head while rolling away, collapses again
>gets back up, legs wobbling like michael j fox on molly at a prodigy concert
>gets his back taken
>granby rolls, flips out of cowboy's grip
>eats another head kick
>drops like a brick
>Cowboy is on him smashing for the finish
>heh
>Tony pulls guard and gets Cowboy in mission control
>elbows his face to ribbons
>triangles him
>Tony wins

>Lawler
>the split decision champ and the only man to actually be heemed by Tyquil in half a decade
>ever EVER having a ghost of a chance against GodSP

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this will happen
someone screencap this

You actually just strengthened my point. GSP's competition was ass and he'd get smoked by Usman.

>Robbie would lose to GSPee even though he already beat Rory, who is a better version of him
Oh for sure

>Rory, who is a better version of him
You're pretty stupid.

189er

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>Dustin Pooringay

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Shut the fuck up old ass. GSP is garbage compared to Bones

>Rory "2 wins 1 loss and 1 draw in Bellator" MacDonald
>better than GSP
the absolute state of contrarians

GSP has beaten one good true WW. Matt Hughes. Most of his wins are over mediocre journeymen. He's not that good.

>guy who had to cheat win isnt actually that good

duh

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For sure don't get sparked by Serra
For sure don't get subbed by Hughes
For sure don't get lit up by Pigg Rigg

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I'm glad that scheming Canadian shit is being seen for the fraud he is. Dan Hardy is a peast of a beach defense bro!!!! Carlos Candit? Fuhgddaboutiiiiit!!!!

Lmao Moose and Lima would both end GSPoo's life

>ignoring the part where his power level increased dramatically after those losses and his brutal heeming of both of them after to avenge his losses

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>*heems GSP*

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This is what im talmbout, b. Autistic obsessive cringe

Do you have downs syndrome?

Correct.

Relax user George isn't going to have stick it up your butt if you defend him

why do non-whites despise GSP? is it due to the lack of a father figure?

But Jones also avenged every one of his losse-

Oh wait

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>can't even beat a guy who has literally zero striking skill
yeah i'm sure he can beat the best wrestlefucker of all time who is also an elite technical striker

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how is he gonna do that if he is getting slept by fucking asscan?

Why do nigger-hearted whites worship GSP? Is it due to a lack of spine?

*wins*

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Oh for sure GSP could hunnerd percent heem Lawler he just chose to fight Pissbing because uhhh....

huh?

>blocks your path
>Wake up Jon. It's all ove- What? I'm sorry speak up what did you say?

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But the question remains - why Rickson didn't want to fight Sakuraba?

This could have been Smiff

Ben was sleepy

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So now that we've unanimously agreed that GSP is a coward, fraud, and opportunistic rat, can we also all agree that Jonny Bones is in fact the undisputed GOAT and no one comes close? Our guy has killed legend after legend after legend and wiped out like 3 generations of fighters and he's still only getting better.

If he goes up to HW and beats DC again plus Ngannou and Stipe, no one will ever be able to touch him for a thousand years.

GSP
>avenged Serra loss in great fashion
>finished Hughes twice
>won that fight anyways
>was WW champion during the best era of the division
>went up in weight and beat Bisking
>natty goat

meanwhile Jon Jones
>lost to a deaf man who pulled guard on him
>didn't avenge that loss
>king of a dead division
>afraid of the trash division that is HW and Fat DC
>popped 23 times in the span of three months

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because sakuraba beat his bum brother up for 90 minutes and ended his whole family's bum lives

And minute later he had lawlers neck

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imagine beating a boomer like that only to have him sleep you seconds after

Downs

If you want people to believe your sincere you need to tone down the act. You’re going from 5 to revved when it should be 5-6-7-8 revved

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They weren't cans, they were just half blind from their eyes suddenly not functioning properly

Shhhhhh don't wake him up

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Thanks for the advice on how to have a proper sperg meltdown, Master Aspers

Very actively poking every eye he can. He has the advantage of refs in his corner and being given a pass on drug test while USADA hammers down on all his comeptition

GSP moved up and became a champ in two divisions.
Meanwhile Young Jonny is ducking the entire heavyweight division

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Fer shore

Yfw Conor gets a title shot without having another fight first

True. But Rickson was the best after Helio. He could try to defend his family name

Robbie was robbed

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Fitch unironically would have ran through him, stop kidding yourself

It was fun and exciting watching him walk all over Michael Bisping

this man would kill DC by the way

Y’welcome b, you were struggling

Literally how

see his last fight

He will 100

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by beating him to death you retard
Jones has a chance because of his long limbs but manlet DC is absolutely fucked. He will be forced to come in close and he will get knocked to the fucking moon

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Something something his son died and made him sad

Also, by that point, everyone had realized that you needed some wrestling and take down defense, and after that, you could just kick motherfuckers while they were down

It would just be the Rumble fights all over again

Based
Not based

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Ngannou unironically might have a chance, for about 1min30

oh one hunny persent ngannou is a munster fer shore

>Rumble
couldn't even KO a flushed Arlovski, you're delusional

>ignoring DC's Le Dirty Boxing style that will get him flatlined after ten seconds
The only chance he wins is immediately goes for a takedown and hopes that he doesn't get hit by a missile on his way in, which he probably will

Prishiadeja

lol imagine

So y'all ever bin da Cleveland? Ever bin da Slihymin's? Get the Corand Beef? Behst sanwich I've ever had, b.

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>The only chance he wins is immediately goes for a takedown and hopes that he doesn't get hit by a missile on his way in,
he can't even do that, his best takedowns are against the cage just like Cain, shooting in the middle of the mat is just gonna get him killed faster

oh fer shore ngannou is a munster black beas is a peach

Jones >> Andy > Aldo = Fedor > DC >>> GSP >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mighty Meme

simple as

lol dc can take down ncannou anywhere he wants

for sure just like Cain did

These old vale tudo fights look so damn dangerous

>Bumdo equal to Fedor, better than GSP
NO FOOKIN PROBLEM MATE HAHAHA

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oh fer shore dc is a flushed cain

How is dc not number 2

if tony loses there’s unironically a few solid excuses of why he lost.

GSP is a fraud. You're a shit GOAT candidate when Koscheck is your 2nd or 3rd best win. Fedor fought too many cans in PRIDE and got knocked out by a geriatric.

Aldo is a beast. If you don't know, y'clooliss.

You could make that argument.

"""prime""" Cain got out struck by Kongo my man what a munster

Ben > Fedor > GSP > Jon > the rest

Ever had peaches and Munster cheese? Beast of a combo.

Quick question: who are your top 5 favorite fighters currently competing in the Women's Featherweight division?

I was never big into mma but I always enjoyed it back a few years ago.

Do you guys think the stars today are just not as interesting as before? Nba is going through something like that rn.

I remember that rampage vs rashad fight was like the biggest fucking deal and Brock and Silva fights were must see tv

/heem/ GOAT rankings
McGregor>Jones>Tony>Colby>Elias>Schaub

ebin meme retard

all you did was show how unimpressive the cain win was there my dude

This is something I don't fully understand about people.
The reality is, offensive takedowns are MORE EFFECTIVE THAN defensive takedown defense. Meaning, if you have a person who is the maximum level of takedowns vs a person who is maximum level of TKD, the offender will still take them down every time, simply because TKD is objectively inferior to takedown offense.
This is why people who study, say, boxing, don't understand the reality. Someone like khabib has mastered takedown offense. It is not possible within the realm of physics and human anatomy to stop him from taking you down unless you significantly outweigh him.
This is the answer to your question. It's not a matter of "why aren't they good enough" it's a matter of "it is not possible".

No you mandrama loving cum gargling zoy faggot. The skill level has never been higher and that's what matters. Fuck off

USADA was a mistake buddeh

In many ways this is the most skilled era ever

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For sure USADA is a munster my guy

>if you have a person who is the maximum level of takedowns vs a person who is maximum level of TKD, the offender will still take them down every time, simply because TKD is objectively inferior to takedown offense.
That doesn’t even make sense

>Someone like khabib has mastered takedown offense. It is not possible within the realm of physics and human anatomy to stop him from taking you down unless you significantly outweigh him.
Cringe. Tibau says hello

and what does it say when a bum like Cain can kick DC's ass all around the gym

NEW WORLD ORDER
NEW WORLD ORDER
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

cut your knob off tosser

thats just your headcanon

>still gets heemed by one of the GOAT with the pulsing TKO
Nah famala, USADA is just a point fighter

Uhuh yeah Khabib is undefeated for SURE
I literally cannot think of a fight he ever lost haha.....

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dc talks about Cain kicking his ass all the time

Kevin Pee

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Tony claims Pettis quit on the stool in their fight and he didn't actually break his hand near the end of this video

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well he is right

Pettis looked exhausted and ready to quit the last 20 seconds of round 2

That is correct.

oh fer shur my guy and khabib chokes them all out

>That doesn’t even make sense
Of course it makes sense. When a takedown is successfully defended it is not due to the skill of the DEFENDER but rather due to the lack of skill of the offender. I remember reading that in freestyle wrestling and judo, the initiator of the takedown succeeded like over 80% of the time. Takedown offense is just better than takedown defense, when someone successfully defends a takedown it's because of a mistake on the offenders part. If there is no mistake on the offenders part, there does not exist a defense against the takedown.
A master takedown offender playing perfectly will beat the master takedown defender playing perfectly, sort of like chess where a master white player woth perfect play always beats a master black player with perfect play (chess engines never win against each other as black, every single win is as white and black can draw about 30% of the time).

>When a takedown is successfully defended it is not due to the skill of the DEFENDER but rather due to the lack of skill of the offender. I remember reading that in freestyle wrestling and judo
oh so it automatically makes it true you read some meaningless platitude that says so

and for sure DC specifically talks about khabib kicking his ass like Cain

Based Tony and 100% correct
Pettis was Kevin Pee-esque with his heart in that fight joe

If Khabib beats Dustin, Tony, and Gaethje in his next 3 and retires at 30-0, is he a unanimously agreed upon top 5 p4p GOAT? I know it may not happen, but just suppose it does. Is he a legit GOAT?

he does

but fort shirt take meaningless gym stories seriously my guy joe riggs is a munster

No because he will still have only 3 wins to his name and a bunch of bums

>he does
he didn't even get a thanks in either of DC's last fights

It has never evened the playing field, it actively picks favorites

In all military strategy, offense is better than defense.
>"The best defense is a good offense"
This is because in order to defend you need to successfully and continously block any potential offensive lines against you, whereas to attack all you need is a single line of attack, a single opening.
Perfect play offensively always beats perfect defensive play. Of course, physical humans can never actually be perfect, there will always exist blunders to exploit both on offense and defense.

If Khabib is undefeated then how do you explain him losing the third round to McGregor?

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Yes
>Conor
>Tony
>Poirier
>RDA
>Gaethje
>Barboza
>MJ

That's an incredible list of elite scalps. Not to mention top 10 guys like Healy and respected names like Tibau and Trujillo.

He'd easily be one of the best ever.

one hundy persent

yes but no

Completely utterly meaningless platitudes

>Invincibility lies in the defense
WOAH WADER WE DOIN LOOKIE LIKE WE FOUND A HOLE

>BuMJ
>Bumbozo

>elite
Kek

>Trujillo, Healy, Tibau***
munsters for sure

Why is everyone in this thread so angry and anti-social? Take a fucking breath, lads

Khabib has never had heterosexual sex with an adult

Why are you so easily shaken? Do you cry when you watch the news?

Khabitch has sex with goats more than his pig wife

Nothing I have said are "meaningless platitudes".

Wrong

No just wondering why y'all act like subhumans just cuz we're anonymous on the internet and there are no consequences

why is tony only - 145 against an old man who always crumbles under pressure

based

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You’re just a little low income reddit bitch. That’s all there is. I’d say it to your dopey fuckface then spit in it, nerd

based

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Can someone tell me all good TUF seasons to dl if I get fight pass for a month

I’m challenging any wrestler in this thread to a fight to prove boxing > faggot ass grabbing

Not wrong. Give me one "meaningless platitude" that I have given. Military strategy and national security are built around the reality that offense is easier than defense. Hand to hand combat is not an exception to this and the evidence doesn't suggest it is either.
If it were, then why wouldn't people just defend takedowns every time from skilled wrestlers and judoka? Why would the vast majority of offenders successfully beat the defenders in wrestling competitions, where the people are at the top of the game in TKD?

Been making Jamal jokes to every Asian guy I see lately but they don’t seem to get the reference???

>is unironically the only good fighter in the UFC fighter that isn't flushed or juicy
he is literally being ducked by the entirety of the company. Kron will receive the same treatment I have no doubt

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>Military strategy and national security are built around the reality that offense is easier than defense. Hand to hand combat is not an exception to this and the evidence doesn't suggest it is either.
Oh my god no one cares you stupid bitch, this literally has nothing to do with wrestling and is your shithy grandstanding opinion.

>>is unironically the only good fighter in the UFC fighter that isn't flushed or juicy
>he is literally being ducked by the entirety of the company. Kron will receive the same treatment I have no doubt

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1 if you haven't seen it

I used to know a guy named Brendan Schaub in high school, he went on to become a multi-millionaire jack of all trades with a bangin' wife and a son.

This begs the question.....

How did Schaub and Rogan become such great friends?

None. They’re all shitty formulaic borefests

did you tell them how tight your jeans are before or after the joke? because there's a science to this stuff b

This is what I mean. What is this supposed to accomplish other than telling me you're a hateful human being lol. Words are wind

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This is literally every tony fight ever

i've seen it when they showed it on finnish tv a long time ago
gotcha

Who the fuck is this on my line this time?
Broke bitch, I ain’t got a dime this time
Talking ‘bout you pregnant, girl, you lying this time cause I know I strapped up
Boy, it’s real in the field, so you know I’m strapped up
It’s real, all the wrong niggas getting clapped up
Know it’s real when your own nigga get clapped up, but he die right next to you
Turn your savage up, do a drill when he next to you
Boy, that pole ain’t real, who you flexing to?
Girl, I just want some top, I ain’t sexing you

McNuggets/Faber is the only kino recent one
Mayhem/bisp is classic
Tony and Nate's seasons are good too, tuf 5 is the goat

do you think alexa can knockout karolina?

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>no mention of TUF 10, the GOAT season

If you don't understand the connection between zero sum competitions and offense vs. Defense that is just a limit of your own ability to make connections.
Perfect offense play in war beats perfect defensive play. Perfect offense play in wrestling beats perfect defensive play. Perfect offense play on chess beats perfect defensive play. Defensive counters arise due to imperfections in the attack.
Are you a boxer who's salty that you can't actually stop a good takedown?

Nobody cares what you mean you fat fuck. Go be a fat wailing bitch somewhere else.

Gues i'll take the picks then thanks picksbro for providing the template

Henry Cejudo vs. Marlon Moraes
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Jessica Eye
Tony Ferguson vs. Donald Cerrone
Jimmie Rivera vs. Petr Yan
Tai Tuivasa vs. Blagoy Ivanov

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You're arguing with spammy. He's the only American poster who speaks with such vitriol. He's a hateful, miserable human being. Ignore him.

Moraes
Shevchenko
El Cucuy
Rivera
Ivanov

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You don't gotta act so classless just because you don't have legs spammo

Reminder that Conor had a broken foot and he still won the third round

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what is this pic from

Lol you are such a retard. You know actual jack shit about wrestling which is why you cant remotely relay this word salad autism back to it

Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Ivanov

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Moraes by ko
Schevchenko by sub
Tony by sub
Yan by UD
Tuivasa by UD

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The phone of a young up and coming gorilla looking to change the way combat sports are seen around they world after dominating and destroying his opponents with extremely high level striking.

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dc, machida, prime gus and trt vitor were not cans you fag

Cejudo
Schevchenko
Cerrone
Rivera
Tuivasa

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He's a retard.
You're a retard.

I dont have your mothers number anymore so you’re just gonna have to call her to change your diaper, bitch

seething

You’re arguing with downie, he’s a fat little bitch that gets triggered over Yea Forums. He’s a broke fat bitch

Okay Spammy

Cejudo
Bullet
Tony
Yan
Tai

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Henry
Valentina
Tony
Petr
Tai

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Cringejudo
Shev
El Chaduy
Yan
Tai

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who hurt you

cejudo
(lol who gives a fuck)Valentina
ferguson tony
Rivera
tuivasa

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Cowboy
Yan
Tuivasa

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The only people seething are striking faggots who get taken the fuck down and beaten up lmao.
Boxers are little bitches, not intimidating at all.

Remind me who won their most recent fight?

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Nobody, which is why I'm not going around spewing hatred at people on a Taiwanese noodle making forum.

This actually makes perfect sense if you understand it

Do you think anyone know about them or care?

Moraes
Shev
Cerrone
Rivera
Ivanov

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His broke fat nigger parents for birthing him.

i didnt say anything about boxers lol

you are tho

Say what you want but Conor going from getting utterly BTFO by nate in round 2bto winning a 5 round war and scoring multiple knockdowns against the same guy who mogged him a matter of months before is VERY impressive and the GOAT comeback in mma history
He will do the exact same with Canbib. He will take his belt and NEVER defend it once

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lol alrighty spammy

Magic
Bullet
El Cucuy
No Mercy
Bagata

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But Conor had a full camp and prepared with the best wrestlers he could find. He CAN'T beat Khabib

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take a deep breath, its okay

There is NO room for hate in heem

I always try to breathe deeply. It helps open up my back and pop any minor cramps or knots.
Blessed and friendpilled.

If Goob couldn't beat Khabib he wouldn't be chasing a rematch and would cease on the towel calling. He has something up his sleeve

I have a question, why was Khabib boo'd by entire arena for his actions after all the bullshit Conor gave him? He did nothing wrong, guessing they all bet on Conor? I enjoyed every minute of that "disaster" especially Joe Rogan sperging out making it a bigger deal than it was .

It was thousands of Irish fans who were pissed they spent 3 months' salary to watch Conor get humiliated in and outside the cage.

How does Conor do against these fighters at LW?

>Pettis
>Gaethje
>Ferguson
>Cerrone
>Iaquinta
>Makhachev
>Felder

Moraes
Chevy
Cucuy
Jimbo
Blagoy

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then try harder please, no one here is trying to hurt you, friend

I can dig that

He did win though, he's just giving him a chance to avenge his loss, Goobster is a saint.

>Pettis
Heems him
>Gaychee
gaychee tries to brawl and gets slept in first round
>Tony
either he is the one to finally break tony's chin or its the same usual tony business
>Cerrone
Heems him sleepy
>Iaquinta
heems him
>Makhachev
Heems him
>Felder
heems him

Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Rivera
Tuivasa

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Kevin Lee is still myboy

our day will come brother. our boys will be redeemed someday
>I WANNA HEAL
>I WANNA FEEL
>WHAT I THOUGHT WAS NEVER REAL
>I WANNA LET GO OF THE PAIN I'VE HELD SO LONG

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Nah hes just an alcoholic manlet that can't take a loss

He won't ever step in the cage again

I shed a tear for fans of Weidman, nobody deserves to see their boy suffer so much.

huh?

>Why did they boo him for attempting murder on an innocent cornerman

Magic Marlon AKA Caped Baldy
Jessica "queer" Eye
Tony Horseman
Пётp Ян
Le drinks beer out of shoe man Tuivasa

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>but, officer, that guy has been calling me names, why am I being arrested for assaulting him?
inb4 you expose yourself as a felon with "talk shit get hit" brainlet talk

Non-broken foot Conor sleeps Khabitch in the first

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Mention one podcast host more obnoxious to listen to than Joe Hogan

Most people sleep khabitch, he’s a fat inbred pedophile who got outwrestled and outstruck by canson tibau

No problem, mate, yeh! No fucking problem.

cejudo
fuckwmma
tony
yan
tuivasa

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Unironically rate this card out of 10

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Why did Rogaine censor Edgy Brah yesterday?

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8.5 for the whole event
Great fights up and down the card, bonus for WMMA that is actually interesting

youtube.com/watch?v=kn1vjiboPhE
He didn't wanted to be interrupted while fantasizing about the bbc

I count 2 excellent fights, 4 great fights, and 1 good/decent fight. However, 5 WMMA fights is fucking absurd, especially with the way they're laid out throughout the card so they can torture us.

I'd say 8/10 on paper if not for all the shitty WMMA, so 6-7/10.

>t. leon edwards after getting utterly btfo by masvidal

I would have never let a cuban get that close

fucking wmma/10 do they spread the wmma out like that on purpose so we cant just skip them all

Aljo/Pedro is basically #1 Contender, how is it on the Prelims, and not even headlining the prelims?

Why's no one talking about that?

Khabib is undefeated

Definitely. I suppose Suarez/Ansaroff could be okay and Chookagian/Calderwood can be skipped. And Val is the champ so gotta pay her at least a little respect...

Ahh who am I kidding, it sucks.

>I can't believe that this man I insulted and berated repeatedly hit me! You CAN'T do that you just CAN'T hit people

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>However, 5 WMMA fights is fucking absurd, especially with the way they're laid out throughout the card so they can torture us.
i cant possibly smoke/piss enough for this card

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Yan is more exciting, it's a business bro.

Suarez Anseroff is WMMA 3 round fight of the year

Calm down Luke Masvidal is a scumbag who'd stuff you into a locker if he saw your pasty ass irl

I don't disagree but you'd expect better placement for them on a card where their title is literally the headliner

>he forgot the third round

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What makes you say that? I feel Macey Chiasson and Maycee Barber are much more exciting

Tony submitted Tibau while Khabib had to run to a decision. That's the only metric that matters.

*cancels you post*

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Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Yan
Tuivasa

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Khabib submitted MJ while Tony took an L

literally who is this person

You have horrible reading comprehension. I already stated that performance against Tibau is the only metric that matters.

In many ways Conor won via UD

Tapping only lost him the round in which he tapped in. He won the rest of the fight with his stout defense and superior standup despite his broken foot.

she's so perfect

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is she a dyke

So Khabib beat MJ and Tony lost to MJ, however, Tony beat Tibau while Khabib lost to Tibau. But we also must note the winners of the stories of each respective fight. When taking that into account, it's pretty obvious that Tony is the true winner, not only of the war, but from a fight standpoint as well.

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Yeah nah

her boyfriend is her coach

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dropped

> conor
High school Chad mentality, peaked early and never recovered
> Khabib
Spartan mentality.

>the cringe british redditor is back

Nigga you've been talking about wars between two fighters for the past week. This isn't a war. Its a game or two men locked in a cage. There is no war it's 3-5 rounds of scheduled fighting. You're a faggot. You've got no substance in your life and make drama where it doesn't exist. faggot

too bad she's a can

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> the war of Reddit vs Yea Forums
Grow up and have sex underage faggot

>Spartan mentality.

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she'll be champ before 2021

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Of note is the fact that Khabib got mogged for 3 full rounds against Tibau while Tony had him finished in less than 3 minutes.
The story, the battle, the match, the war and the conflict ALL go to Tony

Moraes
Valentina
Tony
Petr
Tuivasa

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> the war
I bet you live in a 6 bedroom manor in Surrey you pussy boy
Would get heemed on sight

Tony broke his arm that fight and got robbed. Fatbib was too obese to make weight against Trujillo and humped him to completion while Tony choked him out. Like Barbozo

>Spartan redditor is back

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>still seething that he had to delete his account after he got exposed
downvoted desu

A spartan fighting a boy who went to a private grammar school

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I'm a SPARTAN for sure b

Moraes
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Yan
Ivanov

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You guys didn't hear? Tony started taking CBDs. He's quote literally unheemable now.

I think something's wrong, I can't see your flair. Maybe message a mod about it?

Didn't you hear user???? Khabib is a SPARTAN

> conor fag
> calling me a redditor

> hurrr whiskeyman is my favourite active UFC fighter hurrr

the muslim bong got revved hard today

yes, that's nice, but did he remove the chip? No, well that's unfortunate he gets heemed in the 1st then

Conor fags are pakis
That's the tea for today

Joe Rogan

>attempting to insinuate Conor is reddit despite openly insulting mudslimes and faggots
I bet you and your wee gay friends have a grand time sperging out whenever he hurts your feelings
>m-muh spartan!!!
more like fartan lmao

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>dude xD tony is so le fr*ggin weird and random just liek me!!!

conor wins the rematch

>

Khabib can't go mainstream because he is fucking dull, a paki and a Muslim.
Conor was probably the most mainstream person on the planet during his ascension. Conor is a fucking faggot man, and so are his fans
> hasn't fought since Khabib battered him
> whiskey salesman
> pretends to have a broken hand so he doesn't get heemed
> too scared to come back because of his legacy
> begging for a mayweather rematch

If conor is your boy, you're a dickrider
And that's a straight fact

Conor won the first match

Reminder that there are redditors among us.. RIGHT NOW.

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I don't like Tony because he's different

that is a thing redditors says anyways

he even deleted the account. What an utter faggot lmao

Thawlts on this image of Brendan Schaub?

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Love how everyone forgets Khabib being a literal nigger and antagonizing Artem with a whole posse of his Dagestani """"people"""", just a reminder you're rooting for a coward faggot who isn't even entertaining and sits on people with his cutbabbyness

That's a THICK ASS BOY

*sweats profusely and gasps for breath*

I think I'm one of three people to ever give you a (you) for posting it my man

Buddeh.. it's time to go baaaaaack

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>muh virtual turf wars
This is why none of you know what a vagina feels like

You're a child. I've never used Reddit and I don't even have a twitter account. This board averages thousands of people per day, it's not a secret club, the same flag doesn't mean it's the same person.

That said, you're a conor dickrider, you're underage and you're a faggot. If conor asked you to suck him off you'd do it without a moments hesitation because you're a nut hugging faggot and you cling to what you can't have

Fucking mincer

>Omar is a straight edge faggot
Have a drop of Proper Twelve my friend, get some hairs on your underdeveloped manlet chest
Your "spartan" living is just code for "i'm poor and can't afford things". Get a job and change your bum life

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Appreciate ya, b. Here's a (You)

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Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson (rd2 submission)
Yan
Tuivasa

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There he is lmao. Back for round 2 and still steaming even hotter than before. Tell me, what kind of "spartan" loses the 3rd round to a retired whiskey peddler with a bum leg?

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What is he even doing

hahahaha if you wanted people to believe that wasn't you then you shouldn't have deleted your account you fucking bam ahahahaha

failing

It isn't a turf war. I'm not a fan of either Khabib or Conor. But Khabib is infinitely more respectable. Conor is washed up, burned out has been and people talk about him as if it's still 2017 and he's a champion

Anyone that is not a native Texan is subhuman trash I could care less what sort of interaction these animals have with each other

It's from the bit where he's describing a time he got REALLY fkin high, bro. It's cawlmedy gold.

Triggered?

Khabib is the LW GOAT but Conor still beats everyone else desu

this is true

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fucking based

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Whudd are we even DOONG here my man?

You're fucking dense lad
It may amaze you but there's more than two British people who post on heem
Mong

0/10 by the virtue of Tony vs Cowbow not being a 5 rounder alone.

Henry
Jessica
Tony
Petr
Tai

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Would be 8/10 if they ditched the bitch fight and replaced it with Kattar fight

Khabib is a fucking pussy. If he was really the champ then he would stop ducking Artem and fight him in bkfc. He wont because he knows artem would heem him

>yeah so I mean like you guys BETTER NOT com after r/mma or else we'll uhh
>so anyways just don't ok
>pls don't, it's all I have
>*deletes account*

Bad take cuz that fight will never go past 2 rounds anyway

Grow up
Lose weight
Have sex
Gain employment
Seek sunlight
Increase height

I would be surprised if I don't make More than your parents combined.
> conor won the third round
Wow it's as if he didn't get choked out minutes later, Christ

>this is the level of IQ and cope of Kebab pakis

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I hope so. If it ends up being a close decision where the loser seems to be turning it around near the end I'll be pissed off.

How does it matter if he got choked out? Tapping only concedes him a single round. He still won the rest of the fight.

> tapping concedes one round
Tapping is to stop his neck from being broken and him fucking dying. That's why it ends a fight. Tapping is worse than being knocked out because it shows you submitting to the other person. At least when you get knocked out you had a choice in the matter

Underage nigger

Do you want them to make up new rules just because Tony is reddit's new favorite meme? Fuck off. It's not main event, it's not a title fight, so they don't get five rounds. It's that simple.

> there are people on this board who think tapping should only make you concede that round
Yea Forums confirmed for lowest IQ board

Is this the UFC (natural/no steroids) strawweight size limit?

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>Tapping is worse than being knocked out because it shows you submitting to the other person
kek, lots of spartan mentality in this post

EU boys can sleep a little during the WMMA fights.

is she a dyke

TTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>seething this hard
>calling someone underage when the Chael joke completely went over his head
uuhhh yeah thats gonna be an oof, a yikes, a kys redditor, an EXPOSED HAHAHAHA, a cringe, a go back to plebbit, and a cope and concede from me.
Elissdee123, you absolutely SUCK

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Looks like she wants you to buy a Big Mac in the middle of the night

but user, he deleted his account! He'll have to get all of that karma back! 2 years down the drain...

Oh so tapping out is only an instant win because "muh real street fights bro just bleed lmao". Eat a dick faggot. A KO makes sense. If the fighter gets their brains scrambled, they're unable to continue the fight. If someone gets caught in some homo half a fag choke hold, they should only forfeit that round, not just the entire fight. If you want MMA to simulate a real fight then there shouldn't be time limits on rounds or illegal strikes. But let me guess, you wouldn't want that? Because if that were the case you fat little cutbabby would would get his skull cracked like an egg after gassing from excessive lay n pray.

TLDR Khabitch is a pussy. You can't have it both ways. Either it's a sport or it's a fight.

Yeah I want to know if /heem/ thinks Grasso can TKO Karolina. You get 10x your money if she does.

how can you call someone a redditor when you say some stupid soi shit like "oof" and 'yikes"

Tapping is the equivalent of saying "please stop I can't take anymore"
At least when you get knocked out you fell trying.

If conor had lost by ko, tko, u. decision, or split decision you could say it was lucky or that he held his own. But he didn't. He tapped. He may as well as said to Khabib: "please stop you're hurting me"
Mctapper the submissive faggot, just like his fans

are we sure this one was born female?

what they don't understand is all the shit conor talked about, it's not like he was going to sleep from that choke he literally gave up.
>hurr durr you're lucky you didn't get off the bus
>you'd be dead!!

Precisely, the faggot is either underage, a fucking idiot or a redditor

JUST. LIKE. ALL. CONOR. FANS

>le I'm real dagestani gangster xD I smesh le bears lmao spartan mentality
>whines to the ref because Conor grabbed his shorts

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I can call you a redditor because you posted your account here mate.
Reminder that you forever exposed yourself, absolute state of 229'ers.
Spartanshitter is my new favourite autist to rev. He's more articulate than spammy so you can get him to say funnier things

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stop talking to yourself spartanfag

Is fucking traps spartan mentality?

It depends on ur point of view

they have penises so my vote is yes

Yes

As in Elias "The Spartan" Theodorou

Neck cranks are painful but if you stop resisting your neck is getting snapped to shit. So basically he tapped because it hurt too much or because he was scared Khabib would rip his vertebraes apart
> being KOd is more decisive than tapping!!
People get KOd after they make mistakes or if the other guy was lucky
Tapping is a conscious decision a fighter makes that he doesn't want to continue.
Tapping is the worst way you can lose. Especially from a neck crank. From an armbar, heel hook or a choke you can say you didn't want your ligaments to get snapped or be put unconscious so you tapped, but from a neck crank?
Bitch conor is a faggot

Here mate imagine being so shite you dont even have a white belt lmao

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> different countries
Each post you're making yourself look even stupid, you conor dick riding faggot

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Bros, this really cute little dude at the gym was doing deadlifts today. I ain't gay but damn I can't help a little spartan mentality once in a while

lmao state of you

REMINDER THAT AL IAQUINTA FOUGHT OUT OF A NECK CRANK FROM KHABIB

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Had the balls to take a 20+ group of his inbred cousins to slap Artem and then sits and takes a shit on himself when Conor shows up in person. Is this the so called "spartan mentality"?

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That's not me lad. I have never used reddit.
Besides, I would choke you out anyway you fat, greasy 17 year old wanker

tfw no cauliflower ear gf

fucking imagine nearly getting heemed by a whiskey salesman with a broken foot

You know nothing about grappling. You are still getting choked with a neck crank and the type of crank Khabib put on Conor especially. It’s not “just” pain it’s your head and neck being torqued to a point where it feels like and is near being broken

>buying a white belt
Lmao

>The absolute state of Britbongs today

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can hardly choke me out when you cant even tie up yer fuckin gi mate
bet you cant even do a single sweep you redditor
get your belt and i'll choke ye wi it ya fawwwwkinnnnn BAM

it's just Elessdee

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>I would choke you out
>"g-guys a-am I supposed to buy a wh-white belt? m-my instructor hasn't given me one y-yet?"

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Cejudo
Shevchenko
Cucuy
Yan
Tuivasa

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Not remotely the same grip or leverage

Dont be angry

moraes
shev
cerrone
rivera
tai

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I thought it was just autistic memes, but now I genuinely know that Conor beat Khabib and will do it again

You're a pussy
You're an underage pussy
It's not a choke. He tapped because he couldn't stand the pain. He's a faggot

How impressed will you be if Tony subs Cerrone?

t. coping with the pain of losing THOUSANDS of internet points and two year badge :'(

not very. That's literally his only route to victory

;_;

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Marlon
Valentina
Tony
Jimmie
Tuivasa

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>Jones is 1-7 favourite against santos
anyone want to explain this? sloppy santos has no chance against the GOAT. It's free money.

not just a 2 year badge, he was SPARED user.
spared from losing his virginity i imagine

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it's not me lad.
Why do you think you're better than posters from another website though? Are you a child?
Grow up pussy boy

who do you consider the greatest LW of all time?

Moraes
Shevchenko
Cerrone
Yan
Tuivasa

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>W-what makes you think you're better than me and my fellow redditors!????? How dare you!???

It is a choke you rent a belt retard. Neck cranks choke you, especially when its crossface and squeezing. Its not a regular neck crank, idiot

TS has knockout power

Lol is this how canor fans cope?

Anthony Pettis

Hol up, we talmbout spartans?

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q: what's your message to people who worry about you and want you to be okay?

tony': i tell them to fuck off

instagram.com/p/ByVmO6sn_HB/

what is this mental illness called?
should he be allowed to fight?

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7 with a potential of being a 10

Elias gives me some serious spartan mentality even if he can't fight for shit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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>OHHH that looks tight.. he might have it here!
>HE'S LOCKIN' IT IN
>HE TAPPED, HE TAPPED! OHHH MY GOD, OHH MY GOD

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Moraes
Shevchenko
Ferguson
Rivera
Tuivasa

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youtube.com/watch?v=7vC_Gtbqji0

>The Ultimate Fighter 1 Cast Reunion

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fucking kek this gets me every time

holy fuck are you serious this faggot will be considered a "martyr" for boring ass fighters from now on

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didn't they say the same about smith? every other guy has "knockout power" and what happens? they get nullified in every aspect.

>Tapping to a chin squeeze
Wew pathetic

7 out of 10 because of tony/cerrone, might not even watch it live otherwise. almost an invicta card with all that wmma

Where did her mole go

>Conor looking verrry- OHHHHH HE HURT HIM
>TRYING TO FINISH THIS FIGHT
>THATS IT THATS IT
>IT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>OH
>MY
>GOD
>CONOR MCGREGOR IS THE NEW

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He doesn’t have three chins like you to cushion, autismo

it's in the other side of her face, you can even kinda see it in the pic

he was already tired as fuck

yeah but that's why the odds are closer than say valentina vs jessica eye where she "can't" win by knockout

it’s called not being a crybitch playing the victim all the time

8 months later and you're still seething rofl

>owww mr khabib thats too tight owwyyy mr herb dean Dana Artemis help

Yikes

>should he be allowed to fight?
i don't think him losing his job will help his mental illness

Cringe

it's called being based

Cerrone heems El Coo Coo

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based and correct

MORAES
SHEV
CUCUY
YAN
TAI

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Seething

agreed. he gets dropped often but cerroney will capitalize like the king he is *drops mic*

Worked

based

Ivanov
Yan
Ferguson
Shevchenko
Moraes

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Barao

Is Tony the most interesting fighter out there right now? I really can't think of anybody more entertaining

wtf?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

the backflipping hue, I forget his name

this one?

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what kind of witchcraft is this shit?

>ufc chicago
>no cm punk

new

...

yeah that guy

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6/10 but possibly a 7 if Cerrone and Ferg is as enjoyable as it has the possibility to be. KK vs Grasso will possibly be the cutest fight in UFC history as well.

kek

His face reminds me of this image every single time.

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I want this claudia back, I don't like the current one who is overly muscled and looks like a man in drag

caz