Have fun tonight little boys

>autism

Right, someone please take England's WC title off the table... this was a robbery

The NL will be high prestige in the future, because the WC is turning to shit with too many terrible teams from Africa, Asia and North America.

Mate the World Cup is a meme. League system is a way better system of seeing who the truly best team is.

kek

league tests the bench, cup tests the heart

Nice bants

Gayyyyyyy

No it doesn't, an electrocardiogram tests the heart, a cup tests your drinking skills

based

oh no, you mean that the supposed four best teams in europe bring together a total of ONE world cup? Y I K E S!

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germans shouldnt talk about robbery and world cups after 1954 fiasco

>9 Euros
>11 WCs
This kills the amerifat

They should take it very seriously
This is basically their only chance to qualify for the Euro

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based

i dont think they care about euros that much
WC makes them salty though

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SEETHING

>post 12th century """""countries""""""

you got German ancestry, Joao?

>muh world cup
Pathetic. You all FAILED and Germany even dropped out of the top tier, enjoy watching the finals.

i still dont know why spain is still so rated, After the 2012 win we suck massively, and our current players are terrible

>Euros are shit! Shit teams can luck their way to a title! A league where you are forced to play against the best would be much better!
>N-No t-this is a meme c-competition!!

Euro and Nations League back to back, THE TRUE SOUF CLAIM ITS SPOT

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seriously, not even portuguese (where everything literally stops because of fussball) media gives two shits about this 'competition'

based

for the same reason England and the Netherlands are, they were historical sides in the 60s and 70s and you became an historical side in the turn of the 00s, you're part of the big boys forever now

desu everyone outside of france is dogshit right now

maybe belgium and brazil are ok, everyone else is nowhere near

kek

baseado e vermelhopilado

Nonelites BTFO
We welcome Australia as an honorary guest like in eurovision

When do you plan on becoming a historical side, Porlulgal?

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base
australia is honorary /elite/ now

literally uno reversal levels of wit

based

based and
rotschopfpilled
rougeupilule
rossopillolato
rojopastilato

Imagine being this unoriginal

Will Harry Kane be knighted after he lifts the glorious Nations League trophy?

Based

we're both historical chokers, that must count for something

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top kek

is that why you guys only win one trophy each? going for more would be unoriginal?

my /elite/ friend as much as it would be an honor for us to invite the losing team's captain to lift the trophy as a gesture of friendship between /elites/ I don't think this will actually happen

why are french posters always the worse? are ngubus also replacing you on the internet?
cringe

Well you have not the killer instinct for trophies
Like that elite friendship bullshit, you make friends when you should do war, you'll fight for the trophy there are no frienship in here, there is only 1 trophy for 4
You are basically saying to your opponent that it's okay if you win and we lose, afraid to win like us in 2016, when it's a kill or get killed situation in reality

the /elite/ affirmation
the non-/elite/ remark

We could beat every single /lelite/ nation
>prove me wrong

seething this much lmao

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based

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desu to go down in history you need to have an NT that actually dominates the international scene for at least 2 cups, something we'd never had the depth to achieve
France did it in 98-00, their performance in 2020 will determine their place in footy history now

you can't because /elite/ nations play in League A

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how will the current /elite/ brothers feel once the finals are over?
in two years time there will be a whole new /elite/ four, and then again two years later

France and Spain are just new money yuppies, you fuckers were irrelevant for 90% of modern football.

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tfw that friendship tonight will vanish at the first dive in the game

>one title

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Nice WC trophies faggot
also
>Qualifying for less than 50% the WCs
Top kek nice relevance

this is not a battle that can be won easily, abdul.

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Wrong, we just beat Netherlands a few months ago.
Next.

>one whole good team in 4 decades
how does it feel to be irrelevant again 5pa1n?

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>tf
>tp
We just made us win

cry more

>france talking about winning

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>Australia
I actually don't have to add anything

I can't recall Australia winning anything relevant

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Muh heritage fags blown the fuck out

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don't you fucking dare

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>post-reconquista (((countries)))

They hate us cause they ain't us

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Sir Raheem Sterling

sorry bro can't hear you over our international ROYALTY

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isn't this a 4 year tournament?

given >your country's demographics, your wins are 3/5ths of an actual win

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How do you achieve this body type natty?

>whatever the fuck your country is

How come all those teams that have won so much all failed to get out of groups?

>mfw France has to adjust their titles to ngubflation

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every 2 years
2018-19
2020-21
2022-23
basically right after every euro and world cup

blessed teams don't concern themselves with meme reddit tournaments

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>implying that the favour isn't owed to laporte not this memester

kek

>he doesnt bulk on choriço assado and sopa de cação
>he doesnt drink vinho artesanal instead of protein shakes

Never gonna make it

actual kek with that image

How come you're showing the Joules Rimet for England but not for Germany and Italy?

england won the world cup in 1966?

Yes to choriço assado and any other kind of grelhados.
No to sopa de cação.

For an 'irrelevant' tournament you sure like to make a big fuss about it

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Because non-elite countries are dishonest.

>Joules Rimet
Is that a trophy for the measurement of energy?

thanks for triggering my autism, now I'll have to do it again, might aswell post the older version of Henry Delaunay trophy aswell

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>german humour

Just change the english one to a normal World cup. It's faster and nobody cares anyway.

it will trigger people even more

You wouldn't know since you didn't win yours fairly

>flag

>tf
>tp

Yes because the Union Jack must mean that I'm English :)

put an asterisk while on it

I'm no proxy fag and I actually agree with this picture. All four teams need to shut up until they win something. It is infact the only way to win something. Keeping the frustration and desire inside. Hence the eternal bong will come short every-time. Most Portuguese and dutchmen have a slight humility and reservation to them. Both have a shot at the EK.

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Yeah, that’s why we like it. The memes and bants. You don’t need to take it seriously user, it’s just a game :)

>Yes because the Union Jack must mean that I'm English :)

yes, you're as bong as any other in your 'country'

>still seething 269 days after netherlands 2-1 france
muhammed...

>that was 269 days ago
Where does all the time go?

Good thread.

You're missing a few trophies there buddy

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BASED AUSTRALIA

Absolutely top lad

based
kino

kekception

How come the Spanish never won any BIC? Even Northern Ireland would qualify to them

They lack a winning mentality.

You brits are insuferable, haven't even beaten both countries yet in order to win the Nations League. Pleee-haa-easeee.

> Muh banter

Fuck off you aren't bantering. You're literally lazy and inpatient and want to enjoy the victory before it's even achieved. Partially because you know, as a people, on a subconscious level, that you won't win in all probability. It's weak mind and you inbreeds exude it.

Chill out pal.

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KEK

For those unfamiliar with Dutch culture, this is known as the "vermanende vinger".

They actually have a government programme to try and cure businessmen and diplomats of it. Repressed Calvinism basically.

Yeah all well and good bong. It's all well and good because im not part of a country that lost a semi final to a shithole like Croatia. Atleast we go down in style vs Argentina or Spain. Can't imagine the butthurt you must be feeling watching that final in Russia. Not qualifying like us would have been better. Spared you off the shame

even tho there will be 1 WC on the right and nothing on the left

>pre-"handball" titles

>Atleast we go down in style vs Argentina or Spain
The fuck are you talking about clog-nigger, this is the first time you've actually qualified for a tournament in getting close to a decade.
You haven't even had the opporunity to 'go down in style' because you've been so shit.
Are you okay?

Us
> 2010 finals vs Spain
> 2014 semis vs Argentina

You
>2018 semis vs Croatia..

And no some lame 60s world cup title at home doesn't count. Stay delusional you ginger bong. Oh and later today you will get assblasted by your Liverpool trophy carriers and Ajax talent. So you better prepare for 12 months of shutting up. Only for us to shut your bong goblets up again at the Euro Cup if Iceland doesn't beat us to the bunch. LOL BONG!

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How is Australia so fucking based??

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Bruce knows the score.

Think about it. I'd be pretty upset if I was born French too

isnt internet haram?

"internet" is not a thing, this is just a communication device, it would be like arguing that cars are forbidden because you can go to an alcohol factory with it.

As I predicted it. the "alliance" blows up

Please fix
Half of the World Cups should be Jules Rimet Cups

Based

3 actually

based

totalmente based

>Tournoi de France 97

Oh no no no no no

>finn
>jokes about ""countries"""
Talk about a lack of self awareness