Northern teams

Why are the northern teams of every sport league on Earth better than the southern teams?

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kek

coudl easily do this for america, but of course norf would be the south.

>bayern
>canterbury rugby union
>munster hurling
>brazilian club soccer
>south korea
>south dakota

>Ngubu
lmao

Our northern clubs are dogshit

southern greek football teams: 76 league titles
northern greek football teams: 6 league titles

our north is every other country's south

for countries south of the equator it's the opposite

Your PSG, your Barcelonas, your Juventuses

Think you're in the wrong thread mate. This isn't the random lists thread.

midlands is the best region in every country FACT

Its really opposite here.

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Any theories as to why, Lionel?

you obviously have to reverse the order for the southern hemisphere

heat makes people retarded

Argentinos consider Buenos Aires South? Kek its geographically center or even northeast I know some northern argentino teams, but none south. Its because its barely populated cold place?

We don't really get much heat in souf here though.

Funfact, south and southeast Brazil is more hotter than Northern Brasil close to Equator in summers, in southeast and south with no altitude makes 40C in summer, but in noth its never reach more than 33C, its like this all year around, also places close to capricorn tropic like Rio in sea level is also hot year around, only in winter its get better, making 20C "cold" in some days like today that have annoying sun making it pretty warm.

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TIL nice one huebro

isn't there only like 1 city in that whole central northern Amazon region?

do they ever feel scared looking out from their apartment windows and just seeing limitless rainforest surrounding them with vicious animals and crazy tribes?

Bipolar magnethic reversal theory

Thats not true to France before oil money injection in PSG and Germany. And Spain if you not count Barcelona its centre and south power houses.

South is the North of the Southern Hemisphere, since they are the farthest from the equator

They ARE the crazy tribe.

But south in the south is more civilized, so they're more south in that regard, but also better at sports.

why are the northern parts of islands always so much better than their southern counterparts

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Yes, Northern Ireland best Ireland.

Reminder that the northern-most county on the island is in the republic of Ireland.

Yes, Scotland best land.

Based.

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Just realized
England
Scotland
Ireland

Why doesnt Wales end in land?

Manaus and Belém are big cities of Amazon area, Manaus have shit teams, Belém that deserved much more being WC host than Manaus have the traditional Remo x Paysandu derby, even they being traditional and have real supporters they both shit, right now in third and fourth division. Funfact: that Arena da Amazonia, that Eng X Italy where a guy of England staff passout right now get better attendences when southeast teams play there to get some money and a woman meme club plays there. Amazon is to us like Siberia to Russians, everyone steryope us living there, but in fact its just big far lands that have one or two relative relevant places.

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Nah there are even an índio club called Gavião (something in Native language) in the state of Para.

If you drew a horizontal line halfway through Ireland, the RoI’s landmass would be concentrated in the south while NI’s landmass would be entirely within the northern half

Rio Branco FC was also a traditional team of the norf but it's even worse than Remo and Paysandu
Don't forget Tuna Luso

>Amazon is to us like Siberia to Russians, everyone steryope us living there
When people think of Russia, they usually think of Moscow.

Outside of college football, the North slaughters the South in US sports

The former Confederacy is a wasteland of sports failures

neat thanks Jao

I thought Wales were considered savage tribesmen that were not civilized like the Scots and English and Irish

I think he means the fan base

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Thirteen celcius is the optimum temperature for human productivity.
The further south you go, the hotter the weather.

The South produces a disproportionate amount of American athletes.

Wales is actually an exonym given to them by the Anglo-Saxons. They call themselves Cymru.

Scotland and England are the lands of the Scots and the Anglos both peoples that invaded. Ireland is different, it's the anglicised version of the old word for the island, and Irish would mean islander as in an inhabitant of the island. Wales is called that in English because the old English word for stranger was Welsh, they themselves call themselves Cymri and the place of them is Cymru.

>muh south north
>just pretend the south west doesnt exist
fuck off i've been to cornwall i know how shit it is down there, makes the north east look like fucking paris (pre 2000)

I said that before, you dumb mick!

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I promise to you that the best of the land is predominantly in Leinster and Munster. There's some old stereotypes that the best of Irish culture was Munster, the best of knowledgeable men was Connacht, the best fighting men was Ulster, and the best of women to take to wife were to be found in Leinster.

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>Being anything past London
>Not appreciating the rich sacred and pastoral British culture of the Garden of England

Norf is truly retarded

Most ‘Scots’ nowadays are descendants of the Picts and Britons (native) who assimilated into Scottish culture

>Meath
that’s a province? thought there were only 4

>the old English word for stranger was Welsh
welsh is a germanic word for romanized celts.

Meath was the province and seat of the high king in Tara. Crownlands.

Meath is the ancestral home of the gays

People steriotipe Russians living depression lives in absolute snow wastelands thats is Siberia, and steriotipe us happy dancing samba with monkeys, onças etc in jungle or beach thats is amazon and rio or nordeste.

*Russian getting drunk sorrouded with bears

Meath was the seat of the High King, who tended to be from other provinces. For a long time, this was from the O'Neill dynasty in Ulster. The most famous High King was Brian Boru from Thomond, which is north Munster. The last was Ruaidrí Ua Conchobair, from Connacht.

The King of Leinster, Diarmait Mac Murchada, lost a with Ruaidrí and invited the English to invade to help him. Because of that, Meath is now part of Leinster. Reminder, Leinster is a province of rats.

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>tfw all midul championship playoff final

please watch our league

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