/cric/ World Cup

Nah our cricket is a joke, Duminy, Amla, Steyn.
Some random quotas.
The casuals don't care anymore (myself included) and no one is outraged losing to Bangladesh. I watched that shitshow and it was exactly that a shitshow.
I hope we go 0-9 so that we dont have to rely on JP "one great series in Oz in 08" Duminy to be the backbone of the team for the next world cup.

is this the indian thread?

*ahem*
Fuck chamars
Fuck dravidashits
Fuck poonjabis
Fuck muzzies
Fuck niggers
Fuck angl*ids

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It was done for Australians

CAM ON PHELUEWYAYDOFHDJSIKYO SCOR SAM FAKIN RUNS

No worries lad

Never realised how small that pic is. Just clicked on it.

cannot believe jp is still in the team. i legit have not seen him play a single good innings since that one in 2007/8 series over here.

which 2 of the current WC teams won't qualify automatically next time?

For me it's Afghanistan and Sri lanka

South africa is just shit, right? Kuldeep and chahal are memes

South Africa ngl need some fixing desu

Love watching jadhav make the batsmen seethe with his meme bowling

>JP "one great series in Oz in 08" Duminy
I remember watching him dance in the crowd during a SA game, can't remember if it was an ODI or T20. I thought he was close to retirement or something.

You now remember Lance Klusner

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dreading the rugby even more later this year

How good is the Mzansi Super League?

You know that gimmick where you replace one or more syllables of a word with poo or pee?
I invented that

At least south Africa have nice accent's

reckon youll do better there than at the cricket at least

SA was never the same after Kalis. People think it was AB but no it was Kalis.

>The Cuckmiri

FUCK the meme quotas

Will it rain later?

Is there a sport more autistically obsessed with statistics than cricket? I mean how many times are we gonna find new useless ways to bisect the same goddamn numbers

Don't worry, back up coming soon

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"William, It Was Really Nothing" is a song by the English rock band the Smiths mate.

You know the gimmick where you replace one or more stretch of road with poo or pee?
I invented that

Basketballs pretty fucked

Reckon I popularised the use of smileys here haha

>This pic made the poonjabi seethe and automatically assume I'm a /pol/tard

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Are we witnessing the permanent downfall of Saffer cricket? Could they not bounce back like the Windies did?

baseball is much much worse than cricket for the detail in stats, but it makes more sense as you can quantify each play much more easily

You invented designated shitting streets?

>Klusner
>Pollock
>Gibbs
>Donald
>Kallis
Grim stuff

where is jonty?

Only time will tell lad.

D R I F T
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graeme smith too

Caribbeans play cricket lot more than any other sport. They play t20 all around the world so they always keep in touch with skill.

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What kind of games do you play on your phone ? Indie game dev here

Also t20 is more suitable for muscular black bvlls

Fuck. Forgot about them. Jonty Rhodes is extremely popular in India.

123 for 5 is such a pretty score they're staying there all over

Truthbomb: CPL is more of an international tournament

He named his daughter India too I think. Or am I thinking of someone else?

Only underaged normies play mobile games senpai

India will win the ICC Men's World Cup 2019.
Mark my words.

None because I'm not a fag and got rx580 in my PC.

>named his daughter India too I think. Or am I thinking of someone else?
Yeah that's him

Gave that up when micro-transactions became a widespread cancer ;_;

Big if true. Especially after that disastrous series in New Zealand.

>Walks in your path

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Just remembered Wayne Parnell exists

What happened to Vernon Philander and Sean Abbott?

Men don't play video games. FUCK OFF

Why is Lyon good at tests but so shit at limited overs?

Why is he walking in my path

Wait, what the fuck happened to Keshav Maharaj?

You tell me

For me it's Irfan Pathan peaking at 21

>Vernon Philander
Plays tests only I guess
>Sean Abbott
Quite mediocre in first-class and T20

BASED

Fuck Chappell for ruining him.

I remember Abbott doing quite well in the 2015 WC. Shame

>Sebbo slowly dropping his morroco charade and finally coming out as paki.
Not even suprising.

Don’t fancy South Africa’s chances anymore lads

>all the pakis went into hiding
Can't wait for them to get BTFO'd on the 16th.

>phehlukwayo

You now remember David Willey's 6 sixes

Is that politics tard gone? Thank Fuck.

>casuals don't care anymore
Same for England literally since the ECB (the "C" stands for cunts) sold out to satellite. Just look at the poor crowds even for this or England games. Greedier than FIFA

Sad stuff

Quite sad desu. Wanted this to be more of a contest.

He is hindi commentator nowadays, part of this WC too.

hindus, want some?

foodandwine.com/recipes/classic-beef-burgers

If you're that poonjabi or chamar nigger who was seething at me then know that I'm still here. FUCKING KILL YOURSELF CHAMAR/DRAVIDASHIT/POONJABI Subhuman

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A world cup win could fix that

Tipping for a cheeky run out

Move away obesities
Where my skeletal boros at?

*ahem*

honestly these hindus are very brave for still showing their faces on Yea Forums after all the shit (sic) they get

don't you have anything else to do? isn't it Eid or some shit? go spend time with your family

They need steyn and an AB figure. This team is absolute whack

Not sure why these threads have devolved into "LE HINDOOS AND MOOSELIMBS :DDDDD:DDDDDDDD" lads

>gay /pol/ shit
Grim

None of these fuckers are hindus. That poonjabi nigger is a sikh cuck and the rest of these fags are dravidashits or chamars.

The ashes are a bigger event, definitely gets more coverage on the news while it's running for us

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duleep_Singh

Not even going to greentext how pathetic this loser was, BBC made a program on it. Reminder:

Punjabis are all bark no resistance (see above)

Gujaratis are no bark all resistance

Might take them a decade or two

Sure I'll have some. Thanks. Here this is for you
>foodandwine.com/recipes/classic-beef-burgers

This triggers the pookistani

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Chances of winning go way up when its only 2 teams.

;)

?foodandwine.com/search?q=pork burgers

t. Sky

Real answer: no.

> Having to go back to ancient history to save face.

Wow, this hindu is triggered

based. ashes cricket is better than world cup anyway

its because its test cricket

Now THAT is real cricket

I swear like 3 or 4 years ago Amla was considered one of the best openers in the game (or a highly underrated one)

Sikhs are huge cucks actually. They hate hindus but love to suck muzzie cock (the people who tortured and genocided them) Poonjabis also vote for congress (people who genocided them in the 80's)

India-Pakistan Ashes on the cards

>the /pol/tard goes away
>paki cunt comes to shitpost in his place

That was before islam.

Wish I was born then, could've been a cheeky samrat chakravartin, not that hard

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck sake

Anyone have a nice stream?

do you want a sip of this delicious beverage?

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/r/insectenthusiasts

Reckon they'll get to 200 now lads?

SAVE SOUTH AFRICAN CRICKET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sonyliv.com

Honestly think the Indians are on to something, cows look too much like dogs for me to eat them. I've given up on beef, lamb and pork myself.

South africa are done right ? They'll lose to aus, nz and probably pookistan too.

What a terrible wicket

t. krishanmurty radhayadav

Even the poonjabis have ruled over you muhammad.

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Don't worry I found one.

India is secular you brainlet

live13.akt.hotstar-cdn.net/hls/live/2003887/icccwc2019/dug/15mindvrm01wtrz6wudd305june2019/master_4.m3u8

Don't get why we don't eat dogs desu, or rather the disgust cucks show.

I'm still here you chamar and I'm not a /pol/tard. Seethe more.

muh secular hindus

Always stuck to chook and fish

Thank you friends

Yearn for Iranian test status

I'm sure you want this though

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BASED low IQ villager

EU FIELDING

Damn you annoying cunts, have to turn to music for comfyness now

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get off vpn hindu

Indians are a sex obsessed imoral people

Chilean cricket needs a spark of life too

Ignore the paki and the /pol/fag

What are their pitches like?

Is there any sport that is more politically charged than cricket?

have sex

Indians confirmed best music taste on /cric/

they are of short height, feminine stature and have girly voices.

How did Indians turn out to be decent Yea Forums posters yet everyone around them is so autistic

I don't know what life in India is like but in my life in the UK sikhs and hindus are in harmony. Many inter-marriages happening both ways. To me we're all the same people (but muzzie isn't something i endorse), let the paki troll by himself. Britain made this mess, digust should be directed back to them

We're all polfags. Some of you just aren't woke enough.

BASED World Cup tourist

I'm literally the guy you're referring to as the /pol/fag.

Absolute roads
Reckon they’d produce some wicked 150kmph+ pacers

When I'm married my friend. Will be fullfilling and not lead me to a life of desperation online.

the average indian has probably never had eye fillet of beef. just let that sink in

Asif the paki has strong enough internet connection for acestream.

Kashmiri, that Rajasthan lad and a few others are the only decent posters here. The Punjabi guy from Pakistan is pretty chill too.

Opposite world

WALLOPwayo

Toilberg's strategy has backfired massively desu lads. They moved us all into a smaller office and made us share desks, making it bloody impossible for us to get any work done. Complained about it to my line manager, and she agreed that I could just work from home whenever I wanted to instead. Now I just watch cricket all day and still get exactly the same amount of work done because it's no more distracting than trying to work in a large open-plan office. Converted my lifestyle to maximum COMFY desu

Just had a fillet mignon medium rare yesterday lad

I am currently playing fortnight watching the stream (HD) and posting here

मेरे सभी हिंद देश के भ्राताओं से गुजारिश है कि यदि आप समलैंगिक ना हो तो मेरे पोस्ट पर "भारत माता की जय" लिखकर जवाब दें। यह हमारा उत्तरदायित्व है कि हम हिंद देश की श्रेष्ठता को इंटरनेट के कोने कोने में फैलायै।
भारत माता की जय!

Oh shit, based

>fortnight
Is that a new game?

SO FUCKING BASED

Soon will be illegal in India, only fun comment on girls photos

someone translate this gibberish

bit gay desu

भारत माता की जय!

Sikhs are hindus. Some Canadian and UK sikhs have bought into ISI's khalistan propaganda and think they're not. Bhagwa-e-pakistan soon.

Kek

Not very fond of beef

الله أكبر

>phehlukwayo

reckon its over for south africa

जा न चूतिये भेनचोद मैच देखने दे

Where’s he going??

THE FUCK WAS THAT POOPLICKWAYO?

Bit much for me all that

G R I M
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>AB and Jacques died for this

You now remember Khaya Zondo

wtf I love Pakistan now

Not good sportmanship from the indian waving. Really want SA to win.

समलैंगिकता सिर्फ दिमाग का एक भ्रम है। भगवान आपको बेहतर करें।

usa needs to see social media history for visa now. i only have a youtube account...

Redpilled

kek

thinking of pre ordering death stranding lads
भारत माता की जय lad

Bizarre really

I look for this Visa too. On youtube like a lot of postive america videos

How d'ya think Indians living in RSA are feeling right now?

Alri' desu

These Wild Stone ads with Ranbir are really based.

Good job I shared that pro Trump video lads

>Rs4200 for kojima's arthouse
I really hope you don't do that.

Don't think Maharaj will be pleased

Why are saf so fucking bad

It is also going to come on PC next year, timed exclusive for like 6 months or year.

Everytime some stupid form asks me my religion/ethnicity/occupation i put "dreamweaver"

(Will be pleasantly surprised if anyone gets the joke)

unironically thinking of getting COYS on my number plate

uni prof in california got denied "COYW" for his number plate because "whites" is offensive kek

How coloureds do you need to have in the Proteas and Springboks team?

Why would you NOT do that?

have secks lad

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Just play it on YouTube lad.

yep, that's a "fuck off we're full" from me, dawg

Beautiful

How many*

Pandya could well pass off as a West Indian desu

Mid-rare is probably the most popular doneness of steak, despite virtually every man you speak to insisting that he likes rare steak (and most women not actually liking steak, but liking to order it because it's pricey). It's kind of a machismo thing, I think.

Waiting for the new Direct in 25 minutes

Will do muttuswamy.

A protease (also called a peptidase or proteinase) is an enzyme that helps proteolysis: protein catabolism by hydrolysis of peptide bonds.

jai shri ram

Buzzing for Mario Cricket

You could've stopped that boundary you lazy fuck

Pokemon Direct lad

>momta banerjee did not like that

Thinking about the cricket lads. Can feel my brain expanding by the minute.

People order medium rare because they hear people on the tv order medium rare.

Anyone know what a girls belly button smells like? Asking for a friend

Proteas != Protease

>Imagine letting current SA team make 200
fuck this bowling

mmmmnnnnngggggghhhbb

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Because it's the best way to do steak

Buzzing for Pokemon Cricket

like umbilical cord

fuck I look cute today

I think my boss is going have a stroke guys

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>Manchester has 8.5% paki population
Bit scared about the safety of our boys on the 16th lads.

Like olive oil

laude lag gaye

oooo gdgd

reckon pikachu would make a handy lower order hitter

You should stroke your boss then, relieve some stress

Is he watching the match? Tell him it could've been worse. You could be losing to Pakistan

>englandistan

love going for a stroke in the work loo

>dat contrast

pkmkb inshallah

chahal is so shit

I posted the original one

i dont watch cricket much but i always watch the world cup desu

They are not rich enough to buy tickets, stadium will be packed with Indians.

>all goras
Why are there no great black SA cricketers?

hitmonlee would be a terrifying fast bowler

Tell him Gandhi says niggers are subhumans.

my favourite Pokemon is rajiboo

Eid Mubarak all my friends

Is Bumrah, dare I say it, elite?

What would his attacks be?

gandhi is a chutiya

Ooooo... oooooo ooooo

learns begbeak at level 72

>South Grimfrica

Ntini was good.

RajiBVLL

id rate him a 6/10

Why isn't Shami playing? Because of Eid?

This game is still live, they'll get 236. Only have to get Kohli and Dhoni out, rest can't hit a ball unless it's a completely flat deck

Amla played

I would hope that the Proteas have a sufficient amount of proteases within their bodies. Would be indicative of poor nutrition.

Thus, while Proteas ≠ Protease, Protease ∈ Proteas.

Is that Pakistani cricketer who lost his daughter to stage 4 cancer in the World Cup squad?

I wondered that as well, seeing as dogs breed similarly to pigs, so I asked my pops and he said that dogs taste like shit, I was naturally surprised by the answer so I asked him how he knew and he dropped the red pill on me
>our nigs don't eat dogs so it must taste like shit
That is why only chinks eat dog because they eat anything.

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yes

Yeah he played against England

is the new Black Mirror any good? I thought the last series was shite

Poor lad. Don't remember his name though.

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/asiangf/

looks like a fake nose

>that mls cuck in the background
KEK what the fuck

Disgusting.

Asiangf2019

all the guys in the office pop into the boardroom to check the score. my boss has gone back to his desk for the day because he cant stop seething.

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Based morris

>still not all out
Fucking hurry up you cunts I'm falling asleep here

But you're winning.

This partnership will close this out

Can't believe India will still manage to lose this.

Kek that's hilarious. But he should've expected this. Wonder what he felt like when Saffers lost to Bangladesh

Asian gf was so 2018. 2019 is the year of the Indian gf

Can't believe they're having such a tough time against number 8 and 9 shitters

Correct

>Poohli is so shit that Dhoni has to do the captainship now

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Just came back from the shops wearing rugby shorts with no undies.
I like the brezze

/SuneLuusGf/

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feel bad for the lad

OH FUCK OFF

>India is struggling against Rabada

looking grim my fellow pajeet

Fucking finally.

>Indians seething that they've set themselves an easily chase-able total

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Its the last over lad. The damage has been done

Our selectors should prob be put on blast for wasting Henry's prime and selecting poothee for so long

shaved my balls lads

Come on lad this should've been over 8 overs ago. There's no way the Saffers should've been able to get to this score

casual here, does India bat after this? I'm approaching max comfy levels.

>you now remember that 77 against England 11 years ago

Pee break

but it doesn't matter because the score is still shit

Based casual

does Chahal have some sort of condition? his body looks like abraham lincolns face

Yes

What about your gooch mate? I sacked it off and some chick laughed at me while eating my booty hole

There will be a break of 40 minutes lad.

should've asked yer mum desu

Eid Mubarak lad

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i do like the ageas bowl
comfy ground feels like its in the middle of the countryside

WOT IF UR DEAD GRAN FUCKED A NOKIA

Has he performed at all since that match against England in 2015 WC?

Probably just anorexic

>mass ass sniffing

the hotel rooms are pretty ugly but you cant have everything

BRAPPPPPP

Kek

imagine the smell

moving into a new apartment for a couple of weeks as mine got flooded

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thanks

It looks equally grim and comfy

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Nice looking place, keen to watch our sport?

Looks pretty good.

kys Pooeen

Cute hands mate

How does one go about with this procedure?

comfy view out the window
darkweb drug dealer vibe inside

Please refrain from using racism on /cric/

>Wonder what he felt like when Saffers lost to Bangladesh

he made like 7 remarks during the roadmap meeting on monday about how bad SA was each time pretending it was a joke. it was hilarious.

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hnnnnng Shweta singh is looking really cute lads

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off yourself Pooeen

if anywhere was just showing it I can’t be arsed to slouch at my computer and stream it. I’m following live updates and /cric/ always

bobs and vagena

he's not Bulgarian

>promo reliving Saffer glory days
closest they're gonna get lol

you now remember Dale Steyn

what version of minesweeper is this? are you that video game dev?

I'm going to ignore that and may Allah accept all your Duas and efforts past, present and future. Insha'allah brother

need a Fraudbada show or else

my favourite world cup memories are SA crumbling

top yourself Pooeen

They include this

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>88

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imagine needing 1 off 4 and STILL losing

graeme smith might be the only saffa i respect tbqph

Grim

the last thing women need is to think they're educated and their opinion matters, absolutely haram.

he said thing and it wasn't socially acceptable WAHEY

>no one cares about nz match

Should I order this ? Or

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This?

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how many bings till india bats

Bad Hindu mate.

bizarre orders desu . Do you autism?

>
We eat beef though.

>We
I'm a hindu and I don't.

The first on is cheaper while the second is closer to my home but costs a little more

Imagine if India loses against these jannety.

Ok?

if you filter indian and new zealand flags cric is comfy again

fuck didn’t know Bangladesh and New Zealand were playing today, an actual important game

So who is >We? Your fellow dravidaniggers?

Cricket is a stinky pajeet poopoo faggot sport and you're all queers.
Sorry for bad english.

very underrated

np ahmed

Fuck it going with beef schezwan and chilli beef

NZ are actually well in with a chance with South Africa completely fucked and England on the ropes

Thanks ngolo

it's okay, that was pretty good for Nigerian immigrant

This is the meal and it triggers the turbobrainlets

It triggered the golti for sure lol

Based Mbipipoo Al Malawi with the bants

I’m here for the KG show

FUCK OFF HOME

english was fine mate no need to be sorry

DROPPED

>2 misfields and a drop already
yep, india win

Why are SA choking? This isn't even playoffs

>dropped catch
holy fuck south africa is beyond cooked

>dropped
he definitely watched the promo

Well, I do

Rabada is my bro

You're a muslim cuckmiri.

I am literally eating your mother cow, you are the cuck

I’m going to eat it too. Except with chilli and sauce. Feels good being a dravidanigger

Kek

SA are dogshit and have no right to banter like that.

Bantz

Madrasi tu bahar mil

GOTTEM

sa should have chased

Fine m8. Enjoy your meal while the Indian Army literally rapes your mother.

You should try Chettinaad beef curry sometime, Kashmiri bro. Bet it’s spicier than whatever you people put in your beef.

fuck india are a boring team to watch, up the Tigers aye boys?

Steak on the cards

>both games already over
what's the point

t. 5'3" panjeet

SA could do it

And Malabar Parotta with beef fry. I’d recommend chettinaad pork belly fries but it’s haram for you, I guess.

dodgy indian bats

My sides

why do people give a fuck about kashmir? looks like a mountainous shithole desu

>MRF

...

Fuck thought that was the Stumps

S E E T H I N G
Will try
Tried it once in Bangalore, I liked it

Same.
Reckon we need to eat more carrots lad.

broccoli fried in batter and caked in salt on the cards

>he literally got cucked becuase someone ate beef
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP KEK

I doubt you can. Hard to find Chettinaad dishes outside of Tamil Nadu.

My webcam light is on. Bit worried desu lads

Good stuff

He gets cucked everytime other Hindus eat beef too. He gets cucked by everybody lel

Embarassing question here, but if the bat breaks causing shrapnel to take off the bails, is it out?

I visited a Malabar restaurant there, maybe if I went to a trip to Tamil Nadu I'll try

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

Yep

No

>getting BTFO so hard by the same people you spend an entire day insulting like a raging autist
feelsgoodman

GONE

it’s broccoli so it’s healthy

>Malabar Parotta with beef fry
omg
missing home so bad right now :(

>shitter dhawan

maybe

It’s out. Any form of contact includes extension of the player and the bat is part of the player.

Thanks friend
Don't reply to me smelly

>S E E T H I N G
Why tf would I be seething? Only thing your region is famous for is being a battleground for 2 countries to wage a proxy war on. Imagine being that cucked.

POOLAPSE

>feelsgoodman
Twitch watching low IQ cancer like you should be exterminated.

dubs and south africa bowl themselves back into this game

Bit harsh m8

Go sit in the corner, cuck. Or I’ll order beef sukka next.

>LOL BTFO BTFO
Keep screeching you low iq dravidanigger.

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=PpjVUOJkX-s

thoughts pokebros?

strategic reasons. mountains are good
also, it's not a shithole. it's gorgeous

Here's your answer

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Saved, thanks, bro.

Have to go to work and miss out on this absolute contest. Fuck my life

all this hot and spicy curry might be a good omen for sa

It was okay. Sword legendary looks shit.

shaving cream and a razor, and pray to Mohammad it all goes well

please save us Kohli

*watches the necessary death of charlie countryman once*

Why should I seethe at that?

Calm down m8

>Why should I seethe at that?
he typed, as he wiped the tears off his face

>KohLEL
>saving anything

He’s gonna choke hard when it matters

ikr mallus have a versatile platter. Love aapam and duck curry desu
Remember to speak English :)

Ok muhammad. Whatever helps you cope.

lol.

think looks way better than the images implied. Look like pretty varied games of large scope

>shitter and pooni in the team
>please save us Kohli
Grim stuff

>w-whatever helps you cope
he said, as he coped

Mallus and cuckmiris should be gassed

Prove me wrong

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Don't cry m8

still dont like this camo kit

i really dont want to have to buy a switch lads

>bloodborne
I love you even more now, you’re welcome to my man cave anytime you visit Chennai, nigga. Good taste.

What subgenre of cuckoldry is this?

>bloodborne
Based. /cric/ is a fromsoft general.

I mean, PLEASE SAVE US BROHIT

love Isa Guha lads

You got the wrong Abbott autists. Kyle Abbott

>Kohli
>1(10)

im not going to watch this whole video, can anyone tell me about the cricket pokemon or if cricket is featured in this at all? people were saying its sports themed pokemon.

Picking up Sword then?

Kohli bhenchod what are you doing

I was talking about Sean Abbott

Cow mother autist where did you, do you want a plate of nice chilli beef? My order just came in, I’ll let you have a taste. Prepared by a Hindu like yourself and me too.

>1(13)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

Is India the most boring team in the WC?

>Cow mother autist where did you, do you want a plate of nice chilli beef? My order just came in, I’ll let you have a taste. Prepared by a Hindu like yourself and me too.

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state of this blowin

>tfw forming a connection from Kashmir to Chennai
Feels good

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Not even surprised by this horrible batting

Pissrat on getting dropped watch

someone tell these boys it's not a test match

MRF gloves wtf lel

I hear Indian girls are very loud in bed

Kohli is fucking shook.

>greentext someone else's entire post
good display of cuckoldry kek

Kohli gets all his bats made by a guy in Sussex but MRF pay him $5 mil a year to plaster all their shit on his stuff.

Kek

Anyone have a stream for the nz Bangladesh game?

i bet she goes pretty hard

>pissrat
>shitter
>shartma
>pooni

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rlly dont like pakistanis lads

I don’t own a switch we’ll see

and band ka tola OP ke ma ka loda lololxd

He clearly meant to say Kyle Abbott. Sean didnt play in the 2015 WC

Same

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they’re the most boring cricket team in general. It’s always been this way. The Indian cricketing phenotype is batting stalwarts and diddly trundlers

lel he doesn’t even bother replying SHOOK

>tfw I bought a Switch and a Wii U

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Hope kohli retires once he gets out without crossing double digits

Really hate weird cough action Tahir does

oh dear

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Blockrat Chokeli

need India and New Zealand out of business

big brain tactics here

Why does kohli always choke in finals?

#boycottkohli

>here's your ICC ODI #1 ranked batsman bro

bad feel. theyre so expensive ;_;

>you now remember the Telugu cow autist ruining based /comfycric/ and getting BTFO
CAM ON INDIA

big fan of the drs timer addition

Can't wait for BASED Dhoni to come out and finish this match in the 49th over.
Oh I am so excited.

Wii - great
Wii U - dogshit
Switch - ???

UMPBALL

high and going down leg sadly

Elite test batting from Kohli seeing out the new ball before launching the grand attack

RIGGED

Keep screeching dravidashit.

FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL FUCK OFF UMPBALL

horse shit

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better than the Wii U but not amazing

REMINDER THIS IS SOUTH AFRICAS THIRD GAME
AND INDIAS FIRST

6(21)

Finally a game worth watching.

waiting for new thread to drop my next high quality post

Genuine loled

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>Ooga booga y-you btfo

*tips*

AH YEH THE FIRST INDIA (BIGGEST TEAM IN THE COMPETITION) GAME
WITH TWO UMPIRES NOONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE
NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THAT

BASED Shakib

extended break cos of IPL

>target 228

didn't know that. SA are white hot garbage then.

got a couple of posts lined up actually
someone start a new

BULLSHIT

tipping Poot to be the highest run scorer of the tournament

SA lost the first game to india and second to bangladesh lmao

WTF is that autism arm on the UMP

Please don’t be mad. The goras are watching you cry

You mean England

Autism

rajinav, tell me about mohammad mithun

that is what i meant

fucking kek who's the Indian commentator who didn't know you keep a review with umpire's call

>still crying
Shut the fuck up butthurt faggot

nz vs ban is the better game, shakib going off

De Grandhomo getting battered

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Smartcric on phone crichd on pc

i made the best fish cakes ever. its like crispy outside with a creamy oozy inside

lol