>the slayer of switzerland
>the hitman of helvetia
>the assassin of the alps
The slayer of switzerland
Liam Campbell
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Levi Baker
>the dodger of debts
Jordan Miller
The bane of bankers
Jose Edwards
the analyst of assholes
Cooper Edwards
>the Neutraliser of Neutrals
Sebastian Murphy
Bum rapist of Bern
Nathaniel Powell
>Portugal 3-3 Hungary
David Young
Should've been analyser
Dylan Reyes
>the buggerer of butts
Aaron Torres
assassin of the alps actually sounds cool
Ryan Morris
Genital mutilater of Geneva
Jacob Davis
the richmaker of thots
Ayden Ward
More like
>the absent man of the alps
am I right?
Henry Ramirez
the choker of chocolate company
Connor Perry
>the rapist of arseholes
Ryder Williams
The Killer of Kswitzerland
Lincoln Sanders
you are
Jaxson Bailey
>the fear of fondue
Charles Baker
this is why gipsy greek OP is seething:
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Christian Morris
the cocksucker
Jace James
of CH
Nicholas Gonzalez
The maimer of mountain men
Jace Hill
The Rapist of Lesboa
Mason Morgan
How mad will be his teammates if he fails to qualify Portugal for the final after they qualified to the final 4 without him?
Matthew Wright
That's not how it works retard
Hunter Wright
he's never done anything against switzerland.
even for the world cup qualifying campaign it was the only "tough" game and he went missing. But then he scored 4 against andorra and everyone forgot.
Dylan Sanchez
He went missing because he didn’t even play you fucking idiot
Jacob Ross
How does this tournament work?
Owen Campbell
BASED
Adam White
le one free kick a year man
Aiden Thomas
AYOO
Tyler Harris
Well called.
Chase Parker
no one knows
William Young
The striker of the Portugal national team
Adam Long
>the sodomizer of spain
Ryan Powell
>still has 10 more free kick goals than Meshit
OH NO NO NO NO
Ayden Reyes
APOLOGIZE
Nicholas Parker
The genocider of Geneva
Kevin Fisher
Burger apologies are in order.
Grayson Nelson
>literally doesn't turn up for the group games
>only decides to play in the last two games so he can lap up all the credit for the trophy despite only playing 1/3 of the games
Portugal are so fucking weird. When Ronaldo doesn't play, Portugal are great. When he does play, the other ten often go full retard, are boring to watch, and they have to rely on him being one of the best two players in the world to carry them. It's hard to tell if Portugal wouldnt be as successful without him because it does seem like they also play better without him.
Nolan Roberts
imagine being poor
Jackson Evans
>When Ronaldo doesn't play, Portugal are great
I'd say we're mover versitale but honestly the fault is on the manager. I have a feeling that if we played an attacking style of football we'd be successfull. Also our lads are getting better and better (Bernardo, Cancelo, etc)
Luis Murphy
Elijah Adams
>he fails to qualify Portugal for the final
nice messoy fan fiction you got there lmao