OFFICIAL HOUSTON ASTROS vs SEATTLE MARINERS GAME THREAD

are the seats usually this empty?

in my experience yes during the week

offense is quiet again

let's go astros

get out of this

the ball placement has sucked

get the lead off smith

lets tie it up m's

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Parrot walk please EE

beat the count ed

lets not risp omar

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CMON VOGEY

VOGELCHONK

Blast it vogel

sweep the leg

not scared

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THANK YOU BASED VOGEY

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VOGEL SMASH

BASED VOGEL

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dp pls

Fuck this garbage bullpen, seriously pathetic

crap

out

Bullshit

so close stick with the onfield call you wankers

figures

safe

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keep it in reach guys

mariners are a stain on this great league

rude

A's win again, we will win the West if springer and altuve don't come back soon.

not baltimore at least

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it always seems to be their year

dubs and parrot ride

>we're going to take the division from a team that just swept us at home without those two players
lol

at least get one run to get it to one

bregman is the most obvious roid case in the majors. fucking asshole smug prick

cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

well thats not helping

myles straw sounds like the type of guy who worked on my great-grandfather's plantations 100 years ago

fuck

>losing to a random collection of minor leaguers

lel

disastros

i can't wait til tucker and yordan turn out to be epic busts

bregdouche needs to be hit in the face once, or at least an inside pitch neckline-high

our scouts are never wrong

mad at the astros eh

and now they're down 6

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rangers are the class of the west. just wait til they get a starting pitcher..

still waiting

the memeners are honestly just a more extreme version of the rags

i feel like its your bullpen thats the main problem. no one to rely on if the staters cant go deep

need at least three runs for a doable miracle

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I'm a 'stros fan actually

dont mind a walk

of course he catches that

had to make it interesting earlier, game was a bit low energy early on

just give me a bit of magic

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see you tomorrow mariners

gg memeners, Angels are still bigger underachievers than you

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at one point It looked like it was going to be a winnable game too

gg stros

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