/NBA/ GENERAL

holy fuck i can't stop laughing lmao

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Oy vey don't touch our shekels

Golden State Warriors defeat the Toronto Raptors in five games.

how does a fuck up like this even happen

Jesus Christ

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Dubs and they lose are mega frauds who lose to the Warriors minus Klay and KD

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>muh Mecca

does kawhi even like drake

Holy shit

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most obvious case of samefagging i've ever seen on this site

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what's the point of living past 60

>the boomer spin

Kawhi listens exclusively to metal and darkwave. What are you, new?

for real, i've never seen someone doing it so obviously

oh shit it gets worse

>Jesus Christ

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Fuck off samefag kike

>all those basic bitch people wondering if she's okay
Who cares, this shit is hilarious. Why are you "hiking" at 72 anyways.

t. Bloatmax at 19

hiking aka walking is one of the best things you can do as an elderly person for exercise

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At 72 hiking is walking down the street with your groceries, or taking a brisk walk by fancy gardens in your neighborhood. If you need a helicopter to save you, you're too fucking old for that shit.

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Demar...

We deserve to lose the finals...

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There are 70 year olds rock climbing pretty decent grades bro age isn't an excuse to stop being active

Duncan was a C, not a PF.

fuck that at 70+ you might as well swim or go to a track. your joints are gonna be screwed. especially if you played a lot of sports when you were young

72 is when you reach the peak of the prime of your life you fucking morons

bitch ass nigga

>74 years old
what a way to go

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I'm a virgin and I'm 37

>gowiz

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I thought shit like this only happened in Grand theft auto kek

I'm 24 user

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This is Curry's chance to prove he's an all time great. With Durant out and Klay hurt he has to put the team on his back

>Forgetting he still has Draymond and Cousins

Why the fuck do people forget about these 2?

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they aren't all-stars

raps in 4

Drayboon is literally carrying the warriors as his teammates fall apart and steph does his usual disappearing act.

God damn

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>they aren't all-stars

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>Steph Curry disappears in the playo-

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Can someone actually die from spinning that fast?

Buckets. Layup.

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>the nemesis of new orleans
>the punisherr of portland
>the crusher of clippers

what does he do in the finals

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What did Curry do to deserve all this hate? Is pulling up from half court really that annoying?

>dabbed on Lebron
>dabbed on Westbrick
>dabbed on Dame
>dabbed on KD so hard he switched teams

How the fuck do we stop him?

Not really, my 73 year old uncle went hiking with me last month for 5 days and he was perfectly fine
this

For me it's the mouth guard chewing and the stupid walk with his head down.

really could go for a hot spoonful of kd with ketchup

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the crippler of the clippers is better

For all the reasons to not like Curry, congrats on choosing the gayest

It’s almost like people age differently, especially people who take care of their bodies and don’t have a family history of Alzheimer’s and diseases like that...

Can't wait to own a black and white Kyrie Netties jersey :)

bros, Lebron needs more help

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>>kawhi throwing lawsuits around
>Fuck him. Deserves to lose to GS now.
lol
siding with multinational mega-corporation worth $102 billion on a straight-ahead copyright ownership case.
u r so edgy, so street, brah

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LeBron running again

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>Wow Kawhi suing Nike over HIS logo?????? HOW DARE HE! I want him to lose in the finals, lose the lawsuit, lose his money and get his ass beat by Nike goons after walking out of the arena!!!!!!

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I merely answered the question. People forget (they don't) about these two because they aren't all-stars.
>draymond is carrying the warriors

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imagine being a nike conspiracist when curry and kawhi are non nike athletes

He should sign with the warriors after Durant leaves.

how many shekels did Nike deposit in your account this time, Goldstein?

>professor gave me a pity A after retaking the class for the second time
guess i'm not offing myself this year. just need to see gsw fall now.

curry is the most disrespected superstar ive ever seen. like outlandish and foul shit was said about lebron from the media but curry gets next level shit.

i understand people dont think he can do shit alone but he is a two time mvp and hailed as the goat shooter and the media still says there is no chance he can beat any team by himself

underrated

>with ketchup
upgrade your recipe by stirring in a little bit of tomato paste instead, it'll have that nice tomato richness and slight tang, with none of the sugary bullshit

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dog what is even happening

nigga that movie brightburn is crazy

what is the purpose of switching goals after a half?

yeah, it must be a real drag having the biggest musician in the world hanging around

having your coach and bench on your side of the court

not her she was OK (only dizziness & nausea, apparently)

shout out raptors for ruining basketball

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well we'll find out next game when klay is out

guy is too small to be a player so he works his ass off, perfects shooting, the most important fundamental in the game, then upgrades it to 3-point shooting in a game dominated by low-skill dunking, becomes an elite dribbler, ring after ring, well-spoken, nice guy, family man...
>CURRY FUCKING SUCKS!

wtf, man?

desu curry does get a lot of excuses. his decision making is usually trash, he almost threw away game 2 a la 2016 game 7 style.

that says a lot about the Americans who watch the NBA and nothing at all about the Raps

you know /nba/ shit the bed when Canada is the voice of reason

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Is it normal to wish for anyone who talks shit about your team to drop dead? Like whenever I see a retarded boomer comment on sports and I see he has a family, I hope he and his family gets cancer and die an excruciating death while sinking themselves into debt just to try and keep them alive. I genuinely hope these faggots who follow this sport casually and talk out of their ass would suffer in the worst way possible. Am I taking sports too seriously?

lmao good one. cant wait till silver sells your team to mexico

grow up

Yes you are, pull back on your emotions user

pull back on this dick

desu my life is a failure so i cling onto meaningless shit like sports teams, so if they're being attacked i feel like i'm being attacked. especially with sports where casual opinions founded on bullshit narratives is regurgitated even though it can be easily disproved. cancer like that deserves to drop dead and suffer in my eyes, if they can't accept the truth in basic sports, how can they be expected to be any more competent in actual important things?

checked and America is unironically at its lowest point in 80 yearspilled

curry is a hof but its just a bad look for him allowing durant to come to his house and takeover shit.

allen iverson is not joining kobe's team in their heyday and vice versa.

The NBA's ratings have been down all season. They can blame Lebron being in the west all they want, but the reality is meme chuck and flopping is boring to watch.

>flopping
aka harden the fucking uncle tom nigger who makes commercials with the gay guy from the office.

kuroko no basket is literally better than the fucking nba atm and im not even joking.

at least in hat shit i have no idea what is going to happen and who is losing or winning.

im sorry, i want the raptors to win but it just aint happening man

the league is suffering from the Spurs syndrome. The game literally now requires a high-IQ to understand, most casuals don't even watch what happens off the ball. Hell, game 2 was the first time most people ever heard of a box-and-1 defense.

ratings are low because everyone’s butthurt and it’s fucking pathetic

Disregard this gay nigger opinion and just use ketchup

because he beat lefraud 3 times, simple as

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Ratings are down because this is the most uninteresting batch of stars in league history. I remember when vince, kobe or iverson would play against any regular fucking team and that shit was like an event you could not afford to miss

Kobe? The rapist?

This. There are at least 4 good teams that move the ball well
>denver
>toronto
>gsw
>spurs (duh)
Your average joe is going to want to watch a guy do sick crossovers and ferocious dunks. Nobody is fawning over backscreens and cutting and passing, too much to keep track of. Look at the most successful sports in the US in the MLB and NFL, there's only 1 or 2 main things to pay attention to. The NBA has too many things going at once and it's in a smaller court as well.

>toronto

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curry 2016 was like that, westbrook mvp year kinda like that too

It requires a lower IQ to appreciate. Tactically the game is more complex, but strategically it is more simple than ever. Controlling for turnovers, the team that takes the most lightly contested 3s wins. The only difference is how teams try to stop the other team from doing it or how they pass and drive to get that 3 off.

how do people not get this? ratings are down because TV's going down. Nobody wants TV anymore. They're content with internet and netflix. People can just stream the games or watch the highlights on youtube. Same shit's happening to the NFL, and then you have retards who think it's all because of that kneeling shit.

streaming is also included in ratings now, get with the times shill

You're also forgetting that the US doesn't record Canada's viewership in the Finals. That's a massive chunk that's missing in the ratings.

>That's a massive chunk
no its not

So basically it appeals at both ends only. The casuals can sit back and enjoy the 3 point spamming, while the diehards are meticulously looking into where the game is going and theorycrafting new tactics to break the game. Meanwhile the middleman average guy gets nothing out of it, he's disgusted at the game and not interested enough to look at the finer details.

be real how many of you guys even knew what a box and 1 was before game 2

>gowiz

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coach made us do it in high school but he never told us the name

we talk about it all the time in the super secret /WL/ high BBIQ discord

except not everybody pays for streams, retard
>streaming is also included in ratings now
>even knowing this
who's the real shill here?

is larry the winningest poster in /nba/ history?

ratings are down because everyone knows the warriors are gonna win

box and 1 was dumb. trapping curry was dumb. let him go 1 on 1 he will choke eventually. they lost because that stupid zone put them out of position and they got easy ally oops and putbacks

>that stupid zone put them out of position and they got easy ally oops and putbacks
nigga they were scoreless for 5 minutes until iguodala hit that lucky shot

calling it now, nurse is gonna employ a triangle-and-2 next game

by a large margin

I know I don’t watch tv.

My day off from work consists of waking up jacking off to Rihanna and or light skin bitches, get call from ex on why I’m a shit father still living with his mother, my mother telling me to gtfo when I’m paying the bills and end the night watching gundam wing followed by joe rogan podcast.

Basketball is the last thing I care for atm in my shit life

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>they

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>let him go 1 on 1 he will choke eventually
oh please do this, I’m sure he won’t be any trouble at all

I did not.

/nba/ is hilarious.

If you have a high enough IQ you shouldn't be wasting it on things like wondering if teams will take over half their shots from 3 within 5 years since that is statistically the best way to win.

>tfw regret not playing ball in hs
>tfw afriad of being judged cucked myself out of doing things i wanted to do

*blocks your path*

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good news is you’ve come to the wrong place

that`s fine but you have zero talent. nobody cares we know youre pathetic

>tfw so high bbiq i already know warriors in 5 is going to happen
i really pity those peasants who have no idea what game they are watching

good night

yes it is
>Sunday’s night’s showdown, which saw the defending champions emerge victorious over their Canadian rivals with a score of 109-104, scored a 3.8 rating in the key 18-49 demographic and 10.79 million total viewers. Friday’s opener drew a 3.9 rating, meaning last night’s game only declined very slightly and in fact it yielded an equally small bump in total viewership, given that the opener was watched by 10.77 million total viewers.

>However, the total viewership figure is substantially lower than that produced by the equivalent game in last year’s finals, which was watched 18.5 million total viewers.

>Meanwhile in Canada, Game 2 delivered a combined average audience of 4.3 million viewers (across its simulcast coverage on TSN, CTV2 and RDS), making it the country’s most-watched NBA game ever.

10.79 (USA) + 4.3(CANADA) = 15.09 million viewers (TOTAL)
15 million viewers is significantly more than 10.8 million.

Antawn Jamison is my favorite stretch 4 of all time.

thats a really low number desu, nba finals should draw at least 30mi americans per game

>3 point spamming
greatest skill in the game
most difficult skill to acquire
>spamming
OK, kiddo.

no it`s not. that`s why it`s not counted

sweet dreams Larry

>thats a really low number desu, nba finals should draw at least 30mi americans per game
Nope, not even close:
>However, the total viewership figure is substantially lower than that produced by the equivalent game in last year’s finals, which was watched 18.5 million total viewers.

variety.com/2019/tv/news/tv-ratings-nba-finals-game-2-2-1203231494/

anyone else here starting to like reasonable Canada?

agin you are wrong, it is not counted because the game is on different networks in each country. ratings are numbers for advertisers.
it doesn't matter to an advertiser what the total number of viewers is, only the number in the market in which they can advertise with each network, thus they are separate.

this person is right

ratings are ratings doesn't matter which network it is.

word on the street is that kawhi is signing a 2 year deal to compete in toronto, then he can be eligible for a 10 year vet super max. thoughts?

the super max was a mistake

The wizards are planning on signing Gilbert arenas to an 8 year deal thoughts

Woah woah woah, John Wall averaged over 9 apg from 2015 - 2018?

>board man gets paid
>grabs 17 rebounds in game 7 of the ECF
is Kawhi King of the NBA and of the Autists?

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so what the ratings are saying is that leafs aren't people? Interesting

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that's what ive been trying to tell that stupid leaf

only because that's not an actual canadian and is probably a proxy

imagine disrespecting a historical jewel like that, memeing or not. canadians are starting to become annoying and are losing their kind reputation fast.

>canadians are starting to become annoying
>starting

why are leafs always embarrassing themselves when they go abroad

wow this building full of looted shit is so sacred

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>2 weakminded headcases
>winning the finals

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Night losers

>Imagine disrespecting a building by gently placing a sign on top of another sign

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Topkek
Basketball

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I want this to happen because the implosion would be insanely entertaining. Those two are very similar in that they are crazy as fuck, wed get some great content.

Bros I been balls deep in true crime podcasts because of no ball

Some gay nigga in the 1870s would beat dudes up and force them to buttfuck him.

damn larry is that old?

Maybe it's the alcohol talking but I really love Canadian posters on Yea Forums

you have to go back

more people tuned in to watch cavs vs warriors for the 4th year in a row, sad really.

It’s just /nba/ Canadians. Hands down the best.

I think he’s top 4 and arguably as good as KD (in different ways) but he’s a system baby. Most of Curry’s value comes from being able to make good players look great. He’s running out of good players. He’s not a player like Bron KD or Kawhi that can do it on his own.

So, how y’all doing?

they're both past it and are way too insecure

this is just gonna doom the knicks for another five years

*crack* *sip*
>ahhhh Kobe, now THAT was a player

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Nets trade D'Lo to Lakers for Lonzo and Kuzma
Nets sign Kyrie
Nets sign Marcus Morris

C: Allen
PF: Morris
SF: Levert
SG: Lonzo
PG: Kyrie
Bench: Kuzma, Harris, Dinwiddie, Kurcurus

How far do they go in the playoffs?

If Durant and kyrie come to nyc I will walk from queens to msg butt ass naked and jack off at the entrance

I'm buzzed right now listening to music and feeling good. Bout to start this anime Demon Slayer that people keep talking about.

>Bron KD or Kawhi that can do it on his own
The hardest carry from LeBron was back 2007, but he's had capable teammates this decade. Kawhi was literally a system baby under Pop and even now for Toronto he has good teammates. KD needed GSW for his rings. Nobody can do it on their own, every champion this decade had at least 3 all stars on their team.

>Nets trade D'Lo to Lakers for Lonzo and Kuzma
Why in the ever-loving fuck would the Nets do this?

I honestly don’t see how any finals will ever compare to 2016.

That whole season was just legendary shit

By do it on their own I mean ISO ball when necessary.

Oh, definitely. I thought you meant carrying to a chip.

Haven't laughed this hard all year

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Board man gets paid

technically they do it for free

underrated

Ayyyyy

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Jesus

Buckets. Buckets. Buckets.

Nope. Nope. Nope.

One is legit nuts and the other is low-self and insecure. Within a year they’re going to hate each other and send passive aggressive remarks until one of them gets traded or leaves.

>Mecca is a place where faggots gather around some black box that doesn’t do shit

Sounds like the knicks every year

what does lonzo do here

>mfw some boomer tries to tell me KD is better than steph

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Suck

Rapties will win today but KD comes back game 4 and leads the Warriors to 3 straight dubs and cucks Lurry out of another FMVP.

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OH MAYNE GAH DAYUM

did curry fuck everyone on /nba/'s mom in the ass or something?

this is the most pressed i've seen /nba/ in a while and that's saying something lmaooo

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>"Honestly, I don't think I even said this -- I probably said it to my own inner circle -- but if it wasn't for all the years and groundwork that I did before then, none of them things would've been possible," DeRozan told Bleacher Report in a video interview. "Yes, I fought, I sacrificed, I pushed the limits to where I had to be the sacrificial lamb.

"You just have to sit back and understand, like, you know, you are the reason so many things was even possible."

Everyone laugh at this faggot in denial!
"OH NO NO NO NO NO this cannot keep happening!!!"
I bet Kawhi and Masai cannot stop laughing their asses off.

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filtered and paste binned

>Kyrie still in a city where the media doubles down on shit talk about you after 1 bad performance
I don't even care if KD doesn't sign with NY, just let this happen.

I GET THE DRIP FROM MY WALK

Whoever wins the next match wins the finals.
Screencap this shit.

Raptors win then

Derozan is Yamcha

Klay is literally me.

I thought this was the logo they were talking about. Instead its just some hand.

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My Rapties will blow the Larriors out by 20 tonight to redeem themselves for that 24-1 run they let the Warriors go on.

Gortat baby

Since when?

Toronto better win tonight

Statistics mean squat, watch the actual games.

Imagine if he signs with the Clippers

At this point literally who can stop my Rapties?

Sixers move the ball well too

This. People are so dumb to not understand this.

They don't want these problems.

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I did

Steph better drop 40 tonight if he wants to win fmvp

may I save this image?

Wow you're dumb. Good thing you aren't an NBA coach.

Embarrassing.

Is Demar going to be alright?

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>golden state wins finals
>green ends up getting mvp

Curry blown out again

thats what he should have done this year, joins the warriors so curry never passes him in rings.

do Canadians really believe that about Drake? lol

Also he's the corniest motherfucker in the entire universe and a poser herb, hardly a rousing endorsement if you're an NBA player

Holy fugg there are several nba players posting spicy anime memes on their twitter right now

>unironically thinking the AI era was a golden age and not the worst fucking decade the NBA has ever seen
must've been great being a child during that era, take off your nostalgia goggles

damn haha

Board man gets championship

>Durant OUT for Game 3. Is ramping up exercise. Klay is questionable. Looney out for series. Iguodala will play.

Raptors win game 3

It won’t for a long while, that’s why ratings are down. Maybe Lebron’s last season if he ends up in the finals that year.

Yeah this stepback 3 point flop contest is way better

Rapties are shook after game 2, Aubrey is hot under the collar because Durant and Klay bullied him, Warriors are winning it for da Bay

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>Iguodala will play
>Raptors win game 3
Pick one

James Harden and the Rockets are trying their hardest to ruin the sport, but there are still teams that play good and fun basketball (warriors included).

cringe. thug ball era was peak nba ya simp.

>Rapties are shook after game 2
Lmao, warriors only won because rapties went as cold as a witches tit. There won't be a repeat of that this time.

>iggy in
its over raptiebros

I didn't. Steph Curry himself called it a meme defense for retards after the game so I don't feel bad about it.

i got an A+ on rock climbing once and then i had sex with a female

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Curry is popping the fuck off tonight, believe me

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>i had sex with a female
hardly possible without being chad

im pooping

not cool to brag about raping females, user

What does Lonzo need to do to become Steph Curry?

youtu.be/E3puSUNrlc4

So if you're the Nets you definitely get rid of Dlo if that means you get both Kyrie & KD? Because Dlo & Kyrie together would he a total shitshow.

this video aged... poorly

kyrie is looking more and more like the webtbrook of the east. pretty happy my team isnt on his list

Why did Korzinger wear such a highly unfashionable shirt on the day he was recording a video?

Lonzo plays much better defense than curry, and defense is half the game

Plus Curry is injury prone. Lonzo isn’t

>haven't eaten in days because there's always someone in the kitchen
having roommates is hell

this but unironically. i wake up at 2 pm usually and the cleaning lady is here till 5 so i don't leave my room until 7 pm on most days

I want to know how retarded you have to be to draw and design a logo, get graphic artists involved, then don't copyright it and let Nike use it.

Drake OUT

>that futuristic operator helmet

It's gotta be KD

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>having autism is hell
Ftfy

Reminder that Rapts win in 4 if Danny Green wasn't dogshit and washed

To kick the truth, to the young black youth

>if the players on this team were better, the team would win more games
wew

>start time 9pm

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but why is she allowed to keep me from my son? Isn't it a parent's right to see their child?

AAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME OFF AAAAAAAAAAAA

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Danny Green really thought he was going to get a nice 3 year 45 million dollar contract in Toronto lmao

Danny is still rich as fuck and what about you?

toronto gave lowry $30 million a year...

Are Kn*cks fans more retarded than Lakers fans?????

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Lakers and Knicks fans are the best in the league what are you talking about homie

Danny is literally the scorer the Rapts needed this series, everyone is performing as expected aside from Green who I thought would still have a few more left in him but apparently, he's already checked out and is ready to ride the bench and earn cheques

Why would you think he is checked out??? He's clearing trying, it's the NBA finals....

kawaii leanord

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game day niggas

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im really exhausted with almost 2 decades of lebron saturation, can he just fucking retire already worse than fucking kobe I swear

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no way the hornets give kemba the max

dude it’s the Mecca of basketball lmao

hes going to lakers

Why the fuck does Curry choke in the 4th?

if you watched regularly, you would know that he's usually resting on the bench by the 4th

Dubs and coach puts Drake in the second half

Dubs and Canada sucks

dubs and dubs

How the hell is Lonzo not injury prone when he's already missed 85 games in his second year?

Baby girl what you doing? Where your mans?

*ting ting* Ahem

FUCK THE GAY AREA AND THE GOLDEN TAINT WARRITURDS

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OH SHIT

Toronto will win. Kawhi will drop 40 and Lowry will have 27, Danny 22, Gasol 16

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If Danny makes a single three tonight I'll paypal you $20

Insanity

>forgetting based Siakam
>the niggest

Reminder that all warriors fans are bandwagoning faggots and have only been watching basketball for the last 5 years give or take. They enjoy a good onions breakfast and enjoy a good lotioning of their beards. when they arent hard at work for mr. shekelstien they like the play frisbee golf and take their pomeranians on long walks with thier boyfriend kyle.

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Why did you get divorced user?

I started bandwagonning the warriors when my 2k10 player got drafted by them.

Hey Canada I got two speeding tickets can I come to your country?

>a good onions breakfast

Kek what the fuck?

Oczywiście!

Is there a better food than onions? Literally everything that tastes good and isn't a candy or dessert contains onions in it.

Onions are a flavour bully. They bully out all the other flavours so the only thing you can ever taste is onions.

i sense a blowout, but i'm not sure for who

Yeah whenever I eat a pizza the only thing I can taste is the onions in the pizza sauce... what the fuck are you talking about?????

They've already exposed him, he'll live with that one meme game

>he doesn't know about onions

>working is bad

Some serious obsession/autism here

HOLY SHIT AYESHAS OBESE GENES RUINED HIS SON

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The opposite, actually. Onions takes on the flavor of whatever you cook it with. Part of why it's so versatile.

a man of taste i see

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Can't rig the rim

Cooking *with* a small amount of onions is ok. Adding onions to the dish at the end is pleb.

>putting onions on a burger
>putting onions on a sub
>putting onions in a salad

This causes flavour bully affect.

Bro what the fuck do you think makes a burger taste so great in the first place. It's literally 75% because of the onions in the seasoning. Please stop.

>onion seasoning
>same as cold chunks of onions

>onion booty

Don't make me call RM back out just to troll the "dicks"

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>eating onions
Oh yea, you niggas are whiter than white. Bet you all put mayo on a burger

Nasty ass niggas

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I needa one dance
Gotta Hennessy in my hand

BOARD MAN BOARD MAN

If you had my love and I gave you all my trust would you comfort me

And if some how you know that your love would be untrue would you lie to me?

Yeah that's me

BOARD MAN BOARD MAN BOARD MAN BOARD MAN

THEM BOARDS UP TO SOMETHING

Current odds:

GSW @ 1.50
Raptors @ 2.50

pop the molly

Bucket
Bucket
Layup
Nope

Sauteed onions are the best topping for any burger, hotdog, or sausage

>trashing onions like they aren't an essential part of every dish of burgers, pizza, ramen, gravy, stuffing, anything with BBQ, fried chicken, pasta, roast beef, curry, onion dip etc etc
literally stop living

Reminder that ketchup is for french fries only. Not burgers or dogs. Mustard is for burgers and hot dogs.

Would you put ketchup on a ham sandwich? Thread.

Nothing wrong with ketchup on a burger. How can you compare a burger to ham sandwich? Doesn't make sense at all.

Shouts out to max kellerman’s sunglasses

If you don't enjoy onions you don't enjoy life

Drakes doing occult majik with all the fucking handsy touching. Drake wants to be grand wizard like biden one day

>HAMburger
>HAM sandwich

It's meat and cheese on bread. With the word ham in it.

Literally no one cares. Made up nonsense. Ketchup goes on what ever you want it's fucking sweet tomato paste. Tomatoes go well with everything

im as black as the ps4 controller and i like mayo on a burger

Ham and hamburger meat don't even come from the same animal, dumbass.
This actually makes me realize how stupid the word hamburger is.

Polish people put ketchup on their pizza

>this nigg eats his Christmas turkey with ketchup

every people does

Are you really black? Hard for me to imagine a real live blackie using this site.

Raptors will trade Lowry, Siakam, and draft picks for Anthony Davis

Kyrie Irving here. I know you probably won't believe me but I spend most of my free time browsing Yea Forums /pol/ and /x/.

And then kawhi will leave

I’m black. I been shitposting with you guys since the pacers collapse in 2014

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bum ass nigga

for me, it's garlic aioli

>mfw pelicans bite the siakam bait
He's pretty meme and disappears when defenses actually focus on him. Sure he can develop but AD and kawhi would be unstoppable.

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dumb leaf

Hi, it's me, Kevin Durant. People call me KD. I sometimes lurk on/sp/ while watching anime.

I don't like being around people, I prefer to play video games in my room. People always want to be around me, but I'm just a regular guy who wants a 2D gf.

Sometimes I wish I had a gf. But I can't go anywhere without people wanting a selfie with me. I think that's gay. I was on the beach reading a digital comic when a guy asked to take picture with me. I didn't say no. I didn't like it, so I went back to my hotel room and watched anime porn. I also masturbated.

It makes me sad when I think there are happy people out there, and I will never be that happy. I sit on my bed stare at the TV sometimes during video games, because I want to know life is more than bouncing a ball and getting paid for it.

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If raptors cant beat them with Curry and half klay, they are pathetic.

Oh what up adult sized Kevin Hart

Don't you worry Vassiliki, the State is Golden, the State will not be defeated

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Raptors already beat them in game 1 with half kawhi

Shorty wanna ball with the team

Money sitting tall

Yah Mean

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Hey, Kevin, what anime are you watching these days?

Is that his Jewish Handler?

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yo shutup

I am going to be so high in 6 hours from now, it won't even be legal how high i'm going to get niggas

Woke up to niggas talking like me

Woke up to niggas sounding like me

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BOARD MAN GETS PAID

Unlike the warrior players... Kawhi is fucking healthy and looking for excuses.

Yo, Nigga!!

that nigga got a weird ass mole

t. skip bayless

Do any of j'almst browse reddit nba

I suspect a good portion of this thread does since you often see people saying "LOOK AT WHAT REDDIT'S TALKING ABOUT" ITT, especially that Canadian user.

How black are you?

Some chick flew to Paris to hang a picture of kahwi in the louvre. She sounds like a vapid cunt.

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>waa i hate women

have sex

Why do Canadians LARP as Frenchies?

I like the disgusted look on the frog behind her.

based nigel

Hello NBA. Just a burger dropping by to see if any of y'all are awake.

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If GSW win tonight it's pretty much over isn't it?

it's been over since they won game 2

Nuh uh

Nah, the Raptors play better under pressure. They made 2 2-1 comebacks already.

Are we taking about onions or onions?

Canadians were a mistake.

>She sounds like a vapid cunt.
Well she's the kind of person who does stupid shit for the instagram likes so yeah.

ONIONS BABY ONIONS!

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not unless either plays for LA or comes back to Toronto. I think his rap lyrics are lil peep type sad

Easy to believe actually, you still suck lebums dick?

Reminder:

KD is done. Klay is done. Looney is done.

This series is over. Raps in 5.

based

>Looney

I hope the Warriors will win.
Please Curry show us that you're the real MVP

fuck off justin

He was unironically a 10/10 player for them, his hustle and efficiency will be missed

>10/10
you're pushing it, but yeah, he showed up when it mattered and definitely stepped up.

>german
>88
ruh roh

I meant 10/10 as in legit 10 points 10 rebounds per game threat. But honestly he filled the role of a backup center in an almost perfect manner as well.

oh mb

no one's been able to explain to me why he would go there

he only joins 70+ win teams

The absolute state of burger emergency response

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based germanlarry

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Is shooting 3s a skill?

yes

Yes. But unlike dribbling and body control it's a skill that almost everyone can learn and master.

what kind of retarded question is this
yes it's a skill. but it isn't a talent
any player if taught/trained properly can become a good 3point shooter

Hello is raptors winning tonight thank you

Nigga stfu. Late 90s to late 2000 was peak NBA. You had thug teams (Blazers / Pacers) run and fun teams (Sonics / Suns) Hero Chuck ball teams (Sixers / Lakers) defensive juggernaut teams (Pistons/spurs ). Games were a lot more dynamic. Because styles contrasted a lot more. Now, everyone is playin small-ball and big men are parked at the 3 point line. The biggest mistake was the 14 seconds shot clock reset. Just going to translate into more 3ball chucking.

>Ron Artest moments after malice in the palace - you think we’re going to get in trouble?
>Stephen Jackson - Ron you just ddt’d an innocent man in front of his son. We’re lucky if we still have a job tomorrow.

looking forward to his doc, is it on torrent yet?

>mfw Steph’s son is a literal basketball

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nvm it's on rarbg so I'll watch it tomorrow, tonight's Amadeus on the menu and then GAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most kino moment in the history of the sport. Literally without question.

the biggest tragedy is that pacers team was damn good and legit title contenders. Probably the best pacers team in their history

Pretty much. Durant and Klay coming back at the same time will cause major blowouts in the warriors favor.

This is the sad result of when light skins keep mixing their bloodline with more light skins.

You need pure blooded white or black to make that shit not go straight morlocks from the X-men tier.

I don't think KD will drag his corpse on the court this season. He's been out for four weeks.

i hope toronto loses just because drake is such a giant faggot

Obsessed

Wonder if the Rockets will fire D'Antoni?

Here's Steph's real son but this one also looks special

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Highest scoring 4th quarters of the last 10 NBA Finals.

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Obviously

Is there a 30 for 30 on that yet?

>Amadeus
Nice, that's a good one

>real son
Has there ever been a fake?

...

The best part about that is how some dumbass civilian thought it would be a good idea to throw shit to a bunch of angry niggers looking to (and perfectly capable of) break someone's neck

Thinking about passing instead of shooting the three.

Why do zoomers act like they've never seen a fat baby? Literally all babies are fat. I've never seen a skinny baby before.

this

Is Steph's son going to become the ultimate light skin

unironically they have a warped idea of reality.

my cat is single handedly destroying my house rn

post his cute ass

2009

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Um........./nba/?????????????

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Holy shit bros the spinning old lady who was hiking just died

my money's on subdural hematoma

Did all her red blood cells and plasma separate from the spinning?

ghetto plasmapheresis

bullshit

The best was when those two fat sand niggers stepped onto the court acting like they were going to throw down with gigga niggas like Jacko and Ron. Then Jermaine came in and clocked one with a sliding M. Bison punch. Never have so many delusional punks been given their due on national tv like in that game.

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>taking a hiking trail at 74 years old in Arizona
>get washing machine'd to death
can someone add this song to the webm
youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

HOLY FUCK

that's the ugliest ass baby I've ever seen lmaoooooooooo no wonder Ayesha wants to leave his ass

daily reminder this is Drake's best album

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youtube.com/watch?v=0KnFiBbcjAU

Crazy how Tatum/Fox/Ball/Mitchell/Doncic/Bagley/Ayton don't even compare to a young LeBron.

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Reminder that his best is still absolute shit.
Stop listening to that noise.

Jawn nigga gonna go deaf at that small ass oracle arena ahaaa

For me? It's So Far Gone

I said STOP!

Happy birthday, Zydrunas Ilgauskas.

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Big Z made $124,487,723 in his NBA career.

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RIP IN PEACE

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i really hope gsw lose and noth curry and drayboon get a season ending injury

>theyll prolly win tho :(

youtube.com/watch?v=PjdfyXO_f0I
BASED Take Care is the ultimate hip-hop album to be a sad nigga to, none of you dare try to refute this

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>best hip hop album to be a sad nigga to

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this song gives me the feels...

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1. IYRTITL
2. Nothing Was the Same

The rest aren't even worth mentioning

damn he must literally own all of lithuania

*ahem* the best I ever had best I ever had....

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Lol I remember my 16 year old backpacker Rhymesayers phase when I use to listen to garbage like this.

So like a year ago?

That album bumps and I’m 37

>American chips
Absolute arse.

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What’s chips does Italy have?

Can't we all just get along damn

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>but why does steph curry always choke in the 4th

reminder that all warriors haters are hate bandwagoning faggots who didn't know the warriors existed until 5 years ago

>all those faggots that genuinely thought raptors wouldn't make finals

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>Yea I listen to conscious hip-hop, how could you tell? Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, MF Doom, Nujabes, the list goes on....

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>listening to atmosphere

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Why are you so insecure that people like atmosphere. Listen to what you like, user.

must be sad

if embiid was 100% they lost that lets be real

Mf doom and nujabes are cool but

>atmosphere

Is cringe personified

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Does drake speak French

conscious rap is bullshit gangsta rap is a fraud

God's bathroom floor/modern man's hustle are classics

why don't coaches do the box and one more often? it worked against Curry

I listen to The Race remixes on soundcloud my taste is automatically superior to all of you
#FreeTayK

How's your organization doing?

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Because it elimates only one player. It leaves open shots to the outside. And in todays league that will leave you shredded by the 3

Move the zone close to the perimeter

*could destroy any rapper in a freestyle*

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What the fuck are you guys talking about? I just come here to talk about anime and hip-hop lol.

Get off the computer, Grandpa, you're embarrassing me in front of my Yea Forums friends

Opens up back door coming fron the outside.

Basicly box and one only work if it is one great player and 4 shitty role players

NBA should do a week long tournament instead of the all star week. Single elimination, winning team is guaranteed top 4 seeding, makes sure teams don't burn themselves out by the end of the season and can rest guys more post-all star break

Many teams peak before asb then collapse because they're over playing their stars and increase season ending injuries for all significant players

"It was unreal and I just want to let everyone know: Ayesha Curry, we're going to fuck her right in the pussy," he exclaimed into the camera

why are rappy fans so lovable

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Why dont they shorten the season so I dont pay 100 dollars per ticket to see the all star player sit out.

youtube.com/watch?v=0HcxLDs2fc4

>smokes crack in your path

Raptors fan says some inappropriate stuff about Ayesha Curry on Live Canadian TV

Canadiands still do this alot for some reason. I see reporters complain about it all the time

You want action

You get turned into passive

OG know eric b and rakim is the shit

Eric B. & Rakim - I Ain't No Joke

>canadians doing a meme reporter thing from like 5 years ago
holy shit i bet they still make harambe jokes in public

Official /nba/ theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=qQJyBLFuG4c

nah...fuck dat shit

This the real theme

youtu.be/BQEAEK9gtRM

So. I have been with 3 girls this year after not losing my virginity til 23. 5 total, prolly around 100 times.
Am i a Chad to you guys now?25 yo, was kissless til 23.

The fact that you have to brag about your conquests on the sports section of an anime imageboard tells me no, you are absolutely not a Chad

ok I really didn't need to see that Shaun Livingston injury picture you asshole

i like murs

>$1000 for finals tickets is a lot
Am I the only one here that would actually spend that much? I mean, it’s honestly not that bad. Don’t tell me this board is filled with broke bitches

this, you're literally a faggot
plus, normal, well adjusted individuals lose their virginity at 16 so you're 7 years late. you're on Yea Forums for a reason

>Aesop Rock, MF Doom
Good taste. Viktor Vaughn, Hail Mary Mallon and DANGERDOOM in particular.
>Nujabes
Overrated weeb bullshit.

You know who is dope? Blackalicious, Del the Funky Homosapien, Freestyle Fellowship and Analog Brothers.

NEW

But what does that $1000 get you? A seat in the nosebleeds where you can barely see the action? If that's the case then I'd rather watch the game in the comfort of my own home.

>implying sleeping with a few girls is bragging
Im literally a beta but you're even worse if you think thats bragging.

>faggot
Why the homophobia?

Nigger

retard

Souls of Mischief, Cannibal Ox, Company Flow, Fantastic Damage, Del the funky homosapien

Best taste in the general. Have a great fucking day.

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naw nigga naw nigga naw naw naw nigga naw nigga naw nigga naw naw naw

Is this considered /fa/ approved ?

This t.bh

It was truly something.