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This is our year. Just thought I'd let everyone know

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el goblina

>Marlins scored 11 runs in one inning against the Boors

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>absolute fucking state of the brewers

Lmao not even the Padres were this pathetic

Doyers @ Sneks

>Sewers

jesus christ...

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Weew

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it do, ya'll...

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we deserve this for sending Keston Hiura down

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Marlins set franchise record with 11 runs in fifth inning, up 15-0 in Milwaukee, about to win for 12th time in 17 games.

are the marlins that bad?

Based Twins being good sports and giving a 70 win team a freebie before we wipe them in the series.

The Brewers entered this game with a +18 run differential on the year
Right now they are a first place team with a +3 run differential

>doesn't know if the fish is bad

They've been red hot and everyone been hitting well and pitching well(besides the Nats series). I've seen this before where the Fish have pushed and then falters.

Going to hold my breath, but young players are doing well.

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This Austin Rilely kid is amazing

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That’s because the National Comedy Central is awful

>Baby League in charge of original thinking
How very reddit

>sub .600

Scott Stapp is VERY happy right now
youtu.be/fof40yqaW1U

>twinks

>broors

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phillies r winning the division

Does it even matters? Whoever wins the east will get swept in the NLDS anyways.

Based Detoilet

>gaysconsin

>This is our year. Just thought I'd let everyone know
Toronto?

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>Does it even matters?

Based Greenvay Pissconsin poster

>The state of the NL Central
LOL

I kind of expected this game to be a loss. Fortunately, a loss doesn't seem to mean much to the twins this year. feels good man
feels good man

>Lillies fanbase on how they cope with failure.
youtube.com/watch?v=G5plTr6rVnc

Barves own ya succos

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>Barves getting swept by Lillies
I'd be pretty fucking embarrassed by that alone since Lillies are 3rd rate garbage

>.5 games and counting

Only thing they are winning is most injury riddled team of the year. Aside that they are shit even when healthy

>shitsburg

2 of those 3 starters and about half of the bullpen aren’t even on the roster now, not is 2/3a of the lillies outfield

>Mest

Someone get this asshole out of here

Welcome to Yea Forums. Enjoy your stay

Filtered this post.

>liquor store doesn't carry based Advocaat
>have to drink Kahlua for my sore throat like some fucking pooner

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Brewers losing 16-0 to one of the worst teams of all-time. Wonder if the Pissconsin poster is going to show.

And things are back as they should be in the NL Central

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>shitsburg poorats

>When Hernan Perez is your best bullpen arm

hm

>Schwarber with a Schwarbomb
>Baez being Baez
>Cubs back in first
All is right with the world tonight.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>gaysconsin
>mouth full of cum
HAHHAHAAH
>16-0
>revolutionary craig
>eric thames mvp
ohhh no!

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>Yelbitch getting pulled

ohhh no...

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hello 4th place my old friend

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Dont fret, you guys will be third once the Lillies lose another 5 games in a row.

ohhh no

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Going to be a good night knowing the Braves will be number one of the division again and remain there til the end of the season. Cheers Brave bros!

>good draft kid
>beat the metties

wahey

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>gaysconsin broors

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>mfw a tardinal fan was a meth addicted trailer park trash near me

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>Ragsposters nowhere to be found

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That shit looks like mustard

Is the NL even trying?

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SCHWARBER SWARBATTING .223 LMAO

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Orange duckies are tanking this game hard right now lol

Implying they ever do.

>a Cardinals fan was a trailer park

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Jay “Who needs negroids” Bruce

JAY BRUCE SALAMI

BRUUUUUUUUUUCE

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>oriolels

>Mest had to basically eat $100M to get a closer and watch Jayb hit dingers for a division rival

>ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS >ORANGE DUCKS

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RIP Adley's career before it even gets started.

>the yoenis cespedes contract

Watch the Lillies blow the 6 point lead in the next 5 innings because lel

that time of year I get to trot this one out

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Based
I want one

there are no words to describe the orioles...

I ain't even upset the rags lost.
night, lads.

>Methinals losing
>Who's choked
>Cubs win
Today is a good day for /mlb/.

The /tankb owl/ is now tied after the Orioles defeated the Rags

tankathon.com/mlb

The Marlins are 12-5 in their last 17 and just won 16-0 despite having a team payroll of only $25 million. Is Derek Jeter a genius? He completely Jewed the league and stole everyone's money and isn't paying for it.

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Royals have the worst record in baseball lads ;^)

Wow, the Mets are pretty high on this list. What happened to the 5 aces?

he overpaid for the team though lmao

Why was the Cleveland Indians screaming Indian get removed for being problematic but Baltimore is allowed to have a racist niggerbird as their official mascot?

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Based

He literally made one of the worst trades of all time

I'm glad the Indian's competitive window got slammed shut this season after they caved to those fucking faggot cocksucking liberals and got rid of Chief Wahoo

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O H T A N I

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>Cleveland will never have a sports team without generic logos
Even the Cavs are ditching that sword they had

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cubs fan here!!!!

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Arlgith, fuck this guy.

kill the idiot

>11 runs in one inning
Holy shit this is worse than last year's Nats/Mest blowout

cubbie suckie

Jesus christ this is embarrassing

Imagine being a new york mutts fan

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There's also only one Bobby Bonilla

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>there are people who are jets mets fans
How JUST can you get?

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Even better is the fact that everyone in the order up got an RBI that inning.

Are there and nets mets jets fans?

any*

REDS GONNA MOTHERFUCKING RED

EAT A DICK METHINAL FAGGOTS

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no one likes the Nets

Yes, the usual combo is jets/mets/nets/isles

Nah, it’s Mets, giants, Rangers, knicks. They’re all blue/orange

Best division
Best rivalries
Coolest ballparks
Hottest fans
Longest dongs
Biggest collapses

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good cause if there were more they'd be paying them still too

who can stop >us?

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Kill yourself

twins were phone auctioning a framed '87 world series poster tonight. wish I had the wanton cash to spend on it, it was very cool

lmao at the losedians playoff runs

YOU WILL HAVE AN OCTOBER TO REMEMBER

Only on 4channel could a disgusting slag such as this be considered attractive

>This Austin Rilely kid is amazing
What does his ass look like?

Based and Chief Knockahomapilled

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>when a barf fan thinks they'll ever pass chadadelphia in the standings

*squishes you*

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The fuck is wrong with her right arm?

QT anime has dainty hands unlike the massive manhands on your dilating transgender "girl"friend

Franmil sure is a pretty thing, aint he?

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Looking at the angle of her arm, her hand should be even with or in front of her face. not off in the distance.
w/e

Neris blowing it again

GO DILATE YOUR GIRLFEIDN

I'LL DILATE YOU, NERD

>Poodres

dave roberts and the trash bullpen in the playoffs

Say something nice to your 2019 NL Cy Young Winner.

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twitter.com/BravesAmerica/status/1136075471479877633

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good luck in the playoffs

Scherzer has cool eyes

please be gentle

old people are forever ruining baseball

>93189182
>Redditors in charge of pretending they're buff
>When the only green they have is their puke that they spew on opposing fan's children.

Yourselves when you get bootyblasted in the World series a 3rd time in a row by either the Yankees, or Twins

*glass breaks*
H-h-h-h-h-holy bantz!
youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo

>MFW I have Sectoral Heterochromia
>It's black on brown so no one can see it.
Thanks genetic lottery.

dayum...dayummmm!

dios mio...!

this is honestly insane... it's sick... man I'm terrified right now..

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D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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>tards

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>t. manlet whiteboi

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This is why you always make sure your reflection isn't caught in the photos you post.

>tards
Someone fuck this idiot up... Make it swift.. Leave the mess for the family, capiche?

oh no no no... oh no.... oh my gosh... oh...fuck you

That isnt even a face.

It looks like a phone.

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>Sub 43 wins mongoloids in the thread

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Cope... seeth

just obliterated the fool

Pee Rats are done without McCutchen. We have a three horse race a month earlier than expected.

no u

this is /mlb/ not a hidamari sketch thread

kek

seeth... be mad...we own ya... thanks for the free rent :^)

>this is /mlb/

That does not mean anything anymore

>gaysconsin

Mmmm...back in the day.../mlb/ used to mean somethin... I been here since 2013 so i know...mmmm....yumm...oldfags like me.....dont understand newposters these days mm...

Cringe

This guy

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CUH RIIIINGE

>gaysconsin
...
>gaysconsin
...
>gaysconsin
...
...
gaysconsin...

OH MY TOOTING LORD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY CUHHHHHRINGE!!!!!1

Get the dogpile

We need to go WIDER

The Roylels should not be allowed to tank like this
It's fucking ruining the sport

we need dogpiles pronto

never gets old

Sorry I didn't know

>Cuckbacks

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I can now see in 360 degrees.

The Cubs are great for the sport desu

I tried, but apparently 2000 is the limit. Fucking Hiroooo

i...honestly didnt know...i didnt even have a clue

That boy ain't right

Cubs piss me off

>cusb

Autism

I want this idiot found... Alive...!

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Sigh this ain't like the old days

>cusb

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urgh....

Hm... I'm monitoring this thread. Just give it some time and be patient

kek

I really want to see this but with the >HE STEPPED ON THIRD play from last labor day.

*makes the cusb/doyers seeth*

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Put the white sox in this picture!

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I'll see what I can do, also a planning a memeners throw to home with no catcher.

Two losers making the #1 team seeth how? Your child like lashing out with autistic shitposting is the ultimate seeth.

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What do these three teams have in common?
Answer: They've never won a World Series

Climbing all the way to the summit... reaching for the unknown frontier... the 4x golden age...

Oh look at this big big dummy

*makes ya seeth*

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Hmm, wonder what the cubs and dodgers reaction to this new alliance is?

a total...utter seeth

>loses to AL again in 2019 WS
literally the Buffalo Bills

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Think about it. And I mean think about it. How would /mlb/ react if the Doyers reach the Eries this year and once again lose?

They should think about their lack of presence in October before they think about other teams. :^)

Whatever helps you sleep at night Philthy fan. Yall gonna finish 4th once again and be mocked for your off season blunders you got this year for nothing.

Too bad he was replaced by a Philthy Philthatic rip off. And I thought the Indians were a liberal cuck franchise.

>3
>3
>0
>m
>i
>l
>l
>i
>o
>n

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o fuck ya

>boors

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SEETHING

oh seeth idiot

Why do all Midwest parks want to be confy but seem really cold?

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Baez just rounded the bases again blowing through a stop sign to score and there's N-O-T-H-I-N-G you can do to stop it.

If I stabbed your reddit meme head with a sharp pencil repetitively, would you die?

nice bait

Nobody, if Bellinger/Pederson/Turner/Verdugo/Freese/Muncy maintain a collective OPS of .950 or whatever

I would like to rack up a $400 bill at the fancy KBBQ restaurant with this gentleman

yah seething?

my bad

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normans seething

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I think the Dodgers may have already lost 3 world series in a row at some point back in the day. I'm not sure, but losing the world series is pretty much what the club is known for.

But i am legal citizen Senor.

You better be!

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No, I was wrong. It was the Giants that lost 3 in a row. The Dodgers did lose 4 times in 7 seasons between 47-53.

White Sox just signed Keuchel

Sorry, I was wrong too.

>4 times in 7 seasons between 47-53
Oh yes, i remember those years when i was a wee lad

>it's real
They said it was their year and we didn't listen bros

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Didn't the Braves lose like every world series in the 90s except one?

>no actual chance to win the World Series
>most bloated payroll in all of baseball
>will likely make it to the World Series and keep out NL teams that actually have a chance to win
>will keep endlessly disappointing their fans and never go all the way

Are The Dodgers the most toxic franchise in the MLB?

>barvse

Yes

>cubs fan here!!!!
Well hello there.

I made a meme today.

Bratwurst spicy brown mustard horseradish onions and chipotle Tabasco.

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Don't let BAJP see it or we're all dead by one man stampede

greetings from Mexico!

The rays should be relocated to Mexico

The cubs should be relocated to fagstown oh wait they already are lol

Based

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I see this is another "LA making flyovers seethe" episode.

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Welcome friend.

Shut out today.

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kek

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No bully.

Hes bulking so he can lift later.

TIM ANDERSON LOL

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holy cringe batman

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cesar hernandez was robbed of player of the month

Josh Bell is better in all facets of the game than Anthony Rizzo, but Rizzo is a based cubbie so he is actually the best :)

Yes I will take a Hyun-jin Ryu Jersey and a size 9 hat please.

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Dodgers @ Dbacks

hello there well hello there poster
hello there mexico

xD rawr

cubbies make ya seethe?

Oh yes the cubbies make me seethe now i NEED SOME COCK for beer of course

Based cubbies...so based

Here we go cub-bies here we go *clap clap clap*

Imagine being a cubs fan in the current year LOL go astros

Got Kike Hernandez from my daily The Show login

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what a terrible thread

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HEY ONLY I MAY POST PICTURES OF QUEEN LINDSEY

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He's definitely not a better defender unless he's made some radical strides this year in that department.

Yes, 1995. They lost in 91, 92, 96, and 99.

chad orange duck coppin a look at dat ass

Are the Phillies irrelevant?

PHILTHIES PHILTHIES PHILTHIES!!!!

They hold the record for the most losses as a franchise in major league history.

>330 million
KEEEEEEEEK

She's mine!

REEEEEEEE

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She doesn't post enough pictures of herself

she tweeted something along the lines of getting enough male attention given her profession and didn't care to extend that to the internet

She should at least think us, the fans

Newbie here

Which game to watch today?

nyy v tor gamethread
the yankees, we're the buyern munich of baseball. I'll give you stream links if you need them in the game thread

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Mets/Giants, Braves/Pirates, Cardinals/Reds should probably be good.

>yask

I'd say you should get a team and then follow that team asap. As for now just watch the ones that get most posts on spee, that way you get to talk to other people and ask questions about the game

Astros desu

Astros desu

Yea Forumsstros desu

Yea Forumsstros desu

more like assfaggots

Jesus Christ, the emotion, the drama, the bravery in this Phillies game is simply outstanding.

And they say baseball is not for men

Cum from behind win. Good shit

Hmmm...

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>Sewers

Retard alert in our area..... chance of strong autism... take cover

based bananaman

hm...retard spotted on the premises I see...just give me some slack...ill add him to my backlog

godgers adding himself to his list? this is insane

Welcome to my backlog...

You were saying? Also good for Haseley for getting his first hit in the majors in style after being denied last night.

Im a Philies aficionado bro

I asked if they are irrelevant because when i came to spee didnt see a gamethread and after i created one no one posted in it.

Everybody in here is a Red Sox/Yankees/Dodgers fan

>doyers lose

No bueno

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Because you forget Yea Forums is 4channel now which is infested with redditors invading it ever since the change.

How can i curse a team like Babe Ruth?

Well, i didn't see you posting in it either...

Takes 1 2 know 1

This is what discorders say

Which game should I watch tonight?

The ___________!

Rockies @ Cubs

What happened in the doyers game? just looking at box score and it looks like Maeda was dealing. why'd he get pulled? any logic?

Some stupid nigger most likely.

TWINS HOMERUN

back on track

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Where can i buy those seeds that the players chew on?

Twins are elite. I watched a bit of yesterdays game, that team knows how to hit the ball and work the count. Is this their year?

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>Is this their year?
They are on fire, and unless the entire team enters a prolonged slump they'll win the soft central with ease.

But they might still be the 4th best team in the al.

Astros useD

>Proceeds to implode to bad teams as tradition.

>the mets took on $100M to get rid of jayb and now get to watch him hit dingers for the phillies

ANOTHER HOMERUN FOR THE tWINs!

Seems Lillies are known for taking divisional rivals players as of late. Imagine if Rendon goes the Larper route and goes there just to fuck with the Gnats also lowballing him too?

Abso loot ellie CUHHHHH RINGE!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=yca6UsllwYs

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Will be interesting to see if they go after him. Probably depends on what Kingery and Haseley do since I'd expect they will keep Cesar.

Probably going to be more focused on keeping JT and Rhys as priorities. For the current state though, I think they are eyeing pitchers.

Hoskins isn't a free agent for another four seasons after this one.

Some reason thought he was due up in 2020, and only say that since he's a Boras player.

I'd like to see more stability out of Perez and Berrios, for Pineda to look like an actual starter, and a little more depth in the bullpen. Kimbrel would be a dream come true, but I doubt that'll happen

That's a dream decade for the Dodgers, other than the winning year

Tyler Beede not being good is an under the radar component in why the Giants fell off so quickly.

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

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Maybe, but I still the stretch was bad enough where it is going to come back on them at the end of the year.

Apart from 3 or 4 teams, the entire American League is a fucking dumpster fire.

It's embarrassing, honestly.

The combination of a tough May schedule, a terrible bullpen and a mess of injuries added up to a really bad month.

The omaha steaks will win the series in 2021, and no one can stop them

WELP.

twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/1136431087104798720

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>cusb

>scubs

>cucksb

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Kimbrel is fucking trash now desu

he'll fit right in with all the walks

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Imagine rooting for the cusbs

fuck the idiot

> a pigeon is more exciting than this """sport"""

*blows 10 saves in your path.*

yup, ya seethe

Has Darvish finally unfucked himself?

He'd have to not choke in an Eries for that to happen.

what is this pose supposed to imply?

kinda. Yu is not as bad as last year, and has had more good starts than bad, but he's inefficient and gives up a lot of walks sometimes

What happened to Yu? Wasn’t he the best AL pitcher at one point? What the fuck?

>45 million

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

SCUBA KEK

>asshat

kek

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>Barves

>rain delay in cleveland
>there's no rain

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How are my Brew Gods doing?

>Gnats
>Letting Jason "45 year old creative writing professor" Vargas CGSO you

FISHED.COM

8-1
fish

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It's 2016 all over again

awww cute

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...

>barves are so Jewish they can't even fork out $45 million

Jews understand spending money to make a ton of money.

Bavres are just retarded.

>be cano
>fake limp down first base line after coming off the IL so you don’t have to run and can spend the rest of the game on the bench
>collect $50,000,000
twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1136457156629270533

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holy shit I d e s p i s e this nigga

>brewers
>nl central

*makes ya seeth*

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yak fans talked this guy up like he was the GOAT and he sucks
just a career steroid abuser

Permanent hangover face

Can you add the O's

holy based

Sigh.......

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upset the orioles are about to lose too?

Ugh...

marlels bats are on fire

For me it's Scotty Jetpacks.

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or the brews are imploding.

>moistening intensifies

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAH

>SCUBA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

kek scuba

>the last time the rangers won 1-0 was last year in may
*dingers*
>oh...
>never mind

scuba kek scuba!!!!!!

scuba kek...
wait for it

>leclerc

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA

SCUBA KEK HAHHAHAHA SCUBA

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA

Cubs win!

Cubs secure their closer!

Fuck you Brandon Morrow you worthless piece of shit can't even take off your fuckin pants right god fucking dammit mother fucker mother FUCKER EAT SHIT PUSSY FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>mfw Theo and Jed orchestrated Zo's divorce

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Remember when Mest fans we're excited about landing Robbie? Me and the fangraphs fellowship proven right once again

>YFW La Stella's prank war with the front office involved him cheating with Zobrist wife
It would explain why such a good player was let go for chump change.

based tommy

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>red sock win
>yankee lose

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>Cubs land a closer
>In a game that proves why they need a closer
>In a game the Cubs still won because Theo's personal project went 4 for 4 with 7 RBIs.
Welcome to the Theo wild ride

woo yeah

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All these games being decided in the bottom of the ninth are gonna start taking years off my life

And it's gonna be like this all the way to the end of the season

And the fucking Brewers are gonna be a game back the whole fucking time

*spits*
fuck you

Welcome to the new way Cubs play baseball.
Instead of killing you through hopelessness and despair, they kill you through stress and anxiety.

07-08 playoff "runs" left me with a sense of hopelessness I thought would never go away.

I look back fondly on those times now that they're over. The Hendry era Cubs were a great collection of characters.

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How would Zambrano fit in with today's team?
I notice the Cubs have been lacking a pissed off guy ever since Lackey left.

Rags Please!
Someone fucking score already!
I wanna go to bed..

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Ramirez will always he my favorite cubs player

we got a wild one out in anaheim

>turn on
>watch guy WALK
yeah real barn burner...

of course now that i say this the scoring dies off

>bullpen

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my twins keep losing bros

Tloses
It was 5-1

RAGS WIN!
GOOD NIGHT, BOYS!

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have sex

You now remember that time Carlos Zambrano destroyed a gatorade dispenser youtube.com/watch?v=zlepYUrJ2mk

>You now realize that Ramirez was the last Cub to have a 7 RBI game outside of Contreras after Bote had one tonight.

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Probably why they switched to buckets

>san francisco gnats

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Ruined baseball

streamable.com/zedf6

>poocroy

No one watching the As and Angles? It might just be the baby league, but it's still free baseball.

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
>lose

>be houston
...wait for it...

wait for it...

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OHT/A/NI UP WITH THE BASES LOADED

>melvin
40000000000iq play here

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it was 1 to nothing!

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And he just walks and Pujo shits the bed.

>Cubs sign Kimbrel
>Marrow has a miraculous recovery
>Cubs have the most elite set up and closer duo in the game now.

hang the douchebag that wrote this

Where in the eye of the retardicane

Why would a vaginal care product be posting on Yea Forums and more importantly, why would you want to hang it?

Why does Recker confuse posters on this general?

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Send red chaika lewds.

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yankees are a fucking joke, hal is such cheapskate. spend some fucking money

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>be paid thousands of dollars to professionally play outfield
>don't

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I want to protect this thicc tsundere

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That pitcher's 'What the fuck?' look after that outfielder not only failed to catch the ball but let it go out of play to end the game.

Captain.

De facto captain of a sunken ship, but still the captain.

More like de faggo

b-b-b-based!

More like. The gay.

lmao

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>Marlins score 24 runs in 2 games
Can we admit the Brewers just play in a meme hitter part and should be run back to the AL?

We'll gladly take Milwaukee back in the AL if you take Houston back. Bullshit the NL Central got to feast on the Astros for their tanking years then all their tanking results in a juggernaut a couple years after joining the AL.

the astros would still be feasted upon in the NL

Astros have a meme hitter park too, you can keep those cheating babies.
Although they'd get beat up so badly in the current NL central where there are no weak teams to be feast upon.

Houston should have been sent to the NL West and then either Arizona, Colorado or San Diego moved to the AL West to balance out the geography in those divisions. It's unfair how the AL West stretches from Seattle to California to Texas while 60% of the NL West is in California, one of the non-CA teams is in the next state over and the other non-CA team is still closer to the rest of the division than Washington or Texas.

At least it's not as terrible as football where the AFC west has a team from Missouri.

Imagine the Royals playing in the AL West.

The Royals used to play in the AL West, but it was before the Central divisions were created and we only had East/West divisions. It's even funnier when you realize Kansas City is farther east than Dallas yet the Cowboys play in the NFC East. But travel isn't as much of an issue in the NFL since they only visit the other cities in their division once a year. The NFL's travel problem is western teams getting screwed by early start times when they play an early kickoff game on the east coast.

kansas city and houston are actually almost equidistant from california

Nothing wrong with 10am start times. Baseball should try it for shits and giggles.
They're catching up with football and holsting baseball games in brit bong land.
Assuming Brexit doesn't destroy the country.

Hot take. we need another realignment where there's a East, West, north and south divisions.

Also bring back the expos, either as an expansion team or by moving the White Sox or Rays.

Why the fuck would you move the white sox?

Have you seen their attendance? It's basically a giant tax scam.

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The fans don't appreciate the product on the field.

That is when Bote heard the news. Early on, during Chicago's 9-8 win over Colorado, broadcasters Len Kasper and Jim Deshaies were discussing the swirling reports that the Cubs had reached an agreement on a multiyear deal to bring star closer Craig Kimbrel into the fold. Bote ran back to the field with a little more adrenaline than had already been pumping.

"I was like, 'Sick!'" Bote said with a laugh. "That's awesome. I'm super excited."

Word of Kimbrel's deal -- one expected to become official after he completes a physical -- spread through the dugout during the game and continued to dominate the conversation following the win. Bote may have learned about it from the TV broadcast, but first baseman Anthony Rizzo caught wind of the news before the game began.

"I had a source," Rizzo said with a smirk. "I really wanted to beat you all to it. I could've, but I didn't know what the protocol was with that. It wasn't 100 percent, but it was fairly up there."

And Rizzo was excited about what the pending addition of Kimbrel represented.

"This is big. It's a credit to them believing in us," Rizzo said. "This is what we're trying to do. We're trying to win the last game of the season this year. The World Series. It's not just get to the playoffs and hope for the best. Our expectations are set through the roof."

Veteran starter Jon Lester agreed.

"It's like getting a gift on Christmas morning and having to wait to open it for a week or so before he's here," Lester said. "I think it'll kind of more set in when he actually shows up and is in uniform with us and pitching. Right now, I think guys are excited about it. Obviously, it just adds depth to our already pretty good bullpen."

Kimbrel's signing looks to be a morale boost for the team, but how will Kimbrel handle how laid back the Cubs clubhouse is?

This reads like one of those fake articles from Backyard Baseball

>Implying Rizzo doesn't have a spy in the front office

Based and Best Korea

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>backyard baseball
I miss that game so much

How are Rizzo and Recker similar? How are they different?

stay mad at the based centrals

The product on the field has been shit for years, of course they don't appreciate it.

mlb.com/news/bunting-to-break-up-a-no-hitter-mlb-players-react
How to tell if your player is a little bitch.
Do they think bunting to break up a no hitter is acceptable?

Didn't they just win a World Series?

It's called get good. Someone did it against schilling in a 2-0 game and people complained. You play to win, not artificially create history

2005 was 14 years ago, user. Every player from that team has probably retired by now. You're stuck in the late 2000s/early 2010s.

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New aboard!

14 years ago is pretty recent as far as baseball history goes.

Be houston lose!

if they are using the shift, it's deserved

Ah! Be houston lose!!

scuba kek

New thread

Kek scuba!!!

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