Boston Red Sox vs Kansas City Royals game thread

i think they are playing it right now honestly it seems like a pretty honest interview honestly

HES DOING THE CLUE RANT AGAIN WATCH NOW

AAAAAAAAAaa WHYS HE KEEP TALKING ABOUT CLUE AND NOTEBOOKS

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what do you think his mom did to him

gosh guerin is just so cute be right back

my face looks puffy like such after drinking too much night before (every night)

dunoo

just heard from clubhouse sources red sox will pitch EDUARDO RODRIGUEZ tonight against royals GLENN SPARKMAN

laugh @ this retard

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well devers having a big error today confirmed

red sox using a teamn lineup not resting ANYBODY for this pivotal game one against kansas city royals

resting brock holt

sandy lecturing devers on venezual politics

he's playing second base and batting sixth

slowest left fielder i ever saw

rest mitch moreland and steven pearce

they're disabled it's rude to suggest they're resting

oh hey i almost forgot about the jackie robinson of baseball

resting sam travis

ok einstein you got an answer for everything

devers such a prima donna wants all the screen time willing to have hour long at bats

woah devers was taking the bat with him thought he was going to kill somebody

wouldnt it be easier if every dad just gave their sons their same name less names for everyone to remember

good ump tongith

insteresting strategy stand arround in batters box for a few seconds before running

e rod perfect game tonight i can feel it

what does a perfect game feel like

like pushing your favorite sexy bb big black bbq hookers 3 vhs in player

GREAT dress guerin

guerin microphone btfo good one dan

...

Guerin confirmed Martian

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woah sparkman chavis FIST FIGHT live on basepaths

SAY IT WITH YA CHEST

>All Star Caliber
>.298 BA
bruh

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IDIOT RED SOX SCORE SOME FREAKING RUNS

a catcher hitting .300 is prctically like hitting .400 for non disabled players

lmao like what even are runners in scoring position

So that's great and all but how is that helping the Sox win games.

Hey, didn't this girl originally have a Dodgers hat on in the OP?

Welp. Fuck.

excuse yet?

the game is only halfway over

wtf but it's like 9 pm

WTF BUNTING TO BREAK UP THE PERFECT INNING

sorry to interupt you but i got a rubiks cube for my birthday and just solved 1/3rd of it

Jesus fuck he is pacy

amazing started in first inning and on this pace you'll finish in ninth

wtf its already 9pm tho

who got you rubiks cube for birthday

batting cage mom

wow that's cool my mom got me ps4 and ps5 for birthday this year and car

Joe

i feel bad when she buys me anything so I said something cheap she would buy me red socks if i asked

wow that's cool my Joe got me ps4 and ps5 for birthday this year and car

glad you dont ask for red sox john henry is a GOOD owner and you would just give mookie $400 million and ruin the team forever

mookie can solve rubiks cube in seconds

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who's that on left looks like a FAG

Who is this Julia Louis-Dreyfus looking clown

steven tyler

exit velocity not very useful that inning huh stat nerds forever btfo

wtf is this allowed can they start keeping track of earned hits for batters

idea do a stat for earned hits based on exit velocity and then AUTOMATIC all star selections based on earned hits at each position

What about unearned hits?

genius idea that you stole from me in front of everybody

get stoled from idiot, fucking retard,

they have those already

what about unearned walks

DFA HOLT

thats an unearned hit

Brock "take a walk" Holt

Sometimes you earn a run, sometimes a run earns you. Fuckin way she goes boys.

earned a run really hard today by drinking coffee and hot sauce before gym

dfa e rod

>Cheslor Cuthbert
Fuckin lol

Hey as long as you were using your squat plug you should've been golden

literally has the best stats of all time as far as i can tell

get double played on idiots

Brock "hey I made up for that error please don't send me down to pawtucket soon to be worcester" Holt

Time to get your glasses checked grandpa literally lmaoing @ ur life

>Bobby Witt
>actually dumb as post

STOP trying to steal our hits

Brock 'White Lightning" Holt

chavis sucks now maybe they should call up his sister

Michael "I was the AL rookie of the month please don't trade me for a better bullpen" Chavis

please dont mention the existence of women right its spring (mating season)

what does it tell you about women that this is true just because it's a certain season they literally think all men are 100x more attractive and put their boobs out

god i love women and boobs

If you're in Boston you should go to the Esplanade to see all the baby geese, ducks, and bunnies, it's the cutest thing.

why would they put baby animals in a city

i want to watch such things get hit by baseballs high speed

wow that guy very happy for catching the ball

Funny story about that. I was running along the Charles last year and I saw a guy on a bike get taken out by a gosling. It was unreal, he went head over ass.

Turkey are worse than geese, though.

Hey, blame those CANADIAN (probably without a passport) geese crossing the border for free grass

remy policing again

wtf

MANY SUCH CASES!!!

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i freaking HATE them

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Stay in /nfl/ you shitposting retard

not actually that trip if you looked closely i think

unearned out

good catch and throw double out

It's pretty crazy this time of year, they hiss at you if you get too close to them and who would think an animal with a beak could hiss

like opposite of women

i use to live on a pond where hundreds would nest every year

walden has posted

having teeth on your bill and your tongue is pretty metal desu

t. Thoreau

i dont understand but ive been recommended to read walden multiple times

Apparently Walden Pond is inundated with snub nose chinese softshell turtles

if you got recommended to jump of bridge would you d o it

which bridge

ah yes, very interesting, the snub nose chinese softshell turtle, yes, a common complaint

walden bridge idiot

They're an invasive species and destroy the local ecosystem Derek

maybe if it was fun

Maybe I'm amazed

what if you got really bad eczema would you still be able to watch baseball

maybe if it was fun

how the fuck did the ROYALS win the world series in 2015 like

ok well your idea of fun is take mom to batting cage and try a rubiks cube when you get home

unearned world series

how are my red sox LOSING again

wtf stealing home runs from us

What is this, seahorse seashell party?

Yea Forums wont let me post

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if that wall had a yellow line on it wouldn't hitting the line have made that a home run?

DEVERS FRATRINIZING

me neither i had some really good posts too but they're gone now

i dont konw that would be an alternative universe so it would have different regulations

RBI

red sock not losing anymore but also not winning dont know how i feel about this

DEVERS FASTEST BOY EVER

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The absolute state of you right now

ok well that conundrum is over i am happy now that my red sock are winning

WOW HES FAST

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imagine looking so STUPID as this

retard

hope you feel foolish now

no screw you all you were feeling the same way i was only one with the guts to make the post

angry posting with satan numbers

Post theme
youtube.com/watch?v=vOBKxUT9Da4

anyone have a guerin album they can drop? my collection is seriously lacking

here's a very important guerin YOUR EYES ONLY

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surprisingly cleavy. I'm assuming you've seen those old commercials she did in nebraska where they dressed her up in latex and shit?

wtf he just peanut purchased

guerin ticket police .webm

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fuck boston and fuck boston """people"""

cmon kc beat dem dirty sox

I had no idea the record for stolen bases in a season was 130. That's unreal

holy heck
i'll be right back

keep your disgusting perver tthoughts to yourself please
keep your disgusting pervert thoughts to yourself please

get back here

ok t hanks ump

hembre its over gg royals

welp that's a yes, you have indeed seen them. Here I am thinking I'm bringing something new to your attention

Are red sox fans /outlaws/?

>imagine not being from Boston

DO SOMETHING HEMBREE

ok im back

think when he's back in hotel later hembree puts head on pillow and thinks back on that pitch and tells him self 'hell yeah, got him' or no

arrest me pls guerin

didnt kansas city sell out park like every day after world series whys no ones there now

>that empty as fuck outfield

>Mookie can dunk
youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg

everybody busy with second dinners?

The absolute state of Ben (.275) Nintendo

I kind of understand why ppl always call you guys Sox niggers after seeing this spam pic.
And obviously why everyone hates jannies, but I already knew that one

cmon kc win this game

thanks for stopping by

is ben nintendo broken
how do we fix him

Motherfucker theres only 15 posters in this thread???

Buy an emulator

I mean, why do you do it? Why not just find another pic?
Serious question.

three more than in stands

walden bridge has entered the game

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YET?

reminder

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youtube.com/watch?v=nYT3TdYYHkU

>'Sup bitches, it's Chad Warden here

You look like the skunk my dog killed and probably raped

smelly dog haver

devers dirty mouth exposed

is devers old enough to swear

ok who taught devers bad words

pedroia was sitting in dugout before game
hey he called over to devers
want to see a nasty way to say fuck youre mother

nunez

im really glad the old manlet is quitting hes a terrible influence on our youth
nunez cant teach devers bad english words because nunez doesnt know any english

ALEX CORA GENIOUS

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OMFG

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WOW,

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FUCKIN TAKE THAT YARD

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im taking credit for that pinch hit cora clearly saw my post about nunez then made him hit a home run just out of spite

hi it's me alex cora i was googling puerto rico relief effort and found this thread thanks you for this great post much love, alex cora

puerto rico SUCKS

wtf is that true

no its where alex cora is from and he doesnt suck so it cant be true

wow one of the best promo reads i ever heard great job jerry

But wait I thought Puerto Rico wasn't part of the United States of America what is happening

i think alex is posting from kansas city right now

i thought kansas city was in puerto rico

I cant tell if Alex Cora being a shitposter on /esspee/ would be surprising or not

you would be surprised where it actually is

wish they made a rule where team losing by 8 runs or whatever in last couple of innings just isn't allowed to make pitching changes

what's surprised

jerry btfo by jbj

arizona

sorry im late tonight my birthday and i went to dinner......really nice knowing not a single one of my nesn friends text me happy birthday or show up to pete blue bird to celebrate with me......really shows your true colors........

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my friend went there and said there were scorpions literally everywhere in each article of clothe you can't just throw things on floor like at here because then when your mom tried to put it in laundry shes get stung by scorpion and never go to batting cage again

wasn't it your birthday like literally five days ago or last week or something and EVERYONE posted happy birthday at you if i recall

wtf i hate scorpions now

yeah my true colors as a red sox fan theres no way im missing the game for anyone's birthday

ok jds back means he wants to go somewhere else and get paid

your true colors as a red sox fan: pink hat

happy birthday

take that back

GOOD BOY DEVERS MERCY RULE THEM

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Happy birthday

thanks

another freaking earned home run STOLEN

Thank you,

true colors as a PEANUT

appreciate it

Was in Boston a few weeks back at the bars right outside Fenway right before a game. Was rocking all my Yankee gear and nobody dared look in my direction at all. One guy attempted to talk to me but I called him a cocksucker, told him to fuck off and he promptly did. Is Boston really that fucking beta?

racist

lol go back to the docks and shuck a clam

looooooooooooool

Kauffman walls are made of penis

They were ignoring you because you're a faggot

ok brasier whatever just give up a bunch of big hits hey does anybody know the best way to get infinite AP in final fantasy x

fuck i just woek up and missed almost the whole game

any old p*ster remember this trick royals use to stop extra bases

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im going to las vegas this weekend how much do i bet on red socks

yes tht's if i can indentify it correctly the famous 1996 michael tucker 'no ball' play that officially marked the end of the gulf war

download farplane and enable exp share for party

put your whole load of c*m on it

ok how do i get it to smb to my ps2

play blitzball

Yes, Boston is filled with a bunch of tiny dicked Irish betas. Based post

My cat is laying on me and I must pee please help

pee on him simple

ok good game goodnight everyone hope that one posters cat moves soon bye bye game tomorrow at 6:15

game over red sock win gg kansas city (((MISSOURI))) bed time now night night love u

pisst on ca't

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stop policing me

Bye bye sock boys

thank you for win red sock especially alex cora posting from the game good night everyone

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red soxk win maybe ill bet 100 on them to sweep TB this weekend how exciting

maybe you'll bet maybe you'll lose maybe if it was fun

She has a nice ass

yet???????????