/heem/ - Waiting For The Devil Edition

Upcoming events:

06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
06/29 - UFC on ESPN 3 - Ngannou/Dos Santos

news:

>UFC 238 embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=AYGByTsxnIE
>Jimi exits stage left
mmanews.com/jimi-manuwa-retires-following-ko-loss-to-aleksandar-rakic/
>Faber wants Dilly…at 42
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/4/18652106/ufc-mma-news-interview-urijah-faber-tj-dillashaw-teammate-fight-grudge-match
>Conor getting another title shot
mmamania.com/2019/6/4/18652715/dana-white-fate-conor-mcgregor-decided-after-ufc-242-could-absolutely-score-khabib-rematch
>Henry’s coach: We like Chael
mmafighting.com/2019/6/4/18651588/eric-albarracin-chael-sonnen-has-been-big-influence-on-henry-cejudo
>Smif’s hand was trashed
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/photo-anthony-smith-shows-off-nasty-hand-injury-after-ufc-stockholm/

previous:

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mmamania.com/2019/6/4/18652715/dana-white-fate-conor-mcgregor-decided-after-ufc-242-could-absolutely-score-khabib-rematch
mmafighting.com/2019/6/4/18651588/eric-albarracin-chael-sonnen-has-been-big-influence-on-henry-cejudo
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/photo-anthony-smith-shows-off-nasty-hand-injury-after-ufc-stockholm/
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3s51RJgoA
youtu.be/4o3s51RJgoA
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youtube.com/watch?v=1g1LksJLX4o
old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/bwu6fi/dear_espn_a_response_to_removing_clips_midfight/
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old.reddit.com/user/elessdee123
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Thank you OP

This is it

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How would he do in the UFC?

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>all those competing events on the 22nd
I hope you're all aware which one the gamethread is being made for lads. KZ can wait. This is the fight you have been waiting for.

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Yup......

This is the one.

War Cowboy!

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Thanks for putting the meme arrow next to the title, senpai. Now I can easily open the links that you so graciously took the time to include.

one more run at the strap, bruther

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Get ready for the temper tantrum by the Risperdal consuming schizoid.

Based Mandy

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I'm going to a Pennywise/Rancid show that day/night.

You guys (real fans) want picks for the 5 WMMA fights?

Listening to Dana talk about “cowboy cerrone” on espn was extremely CRINGE. I’d imagine if somebody just causal hears him taking about “cowboy cerrone” they assume it is wee

No problemo, heembre

I deleted the link to the thread, I can't delete the thread itself. This is the one.

CHOI IS BACK

FEATHERWEIGHT BOUT VS GAVIN TUCKER AT UFC 240

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The REAL Choi easily heems False Choi
When he comes back from his military service he will heem this pretender and take his name back

I like the Finn

Looks like a poster for stephens vs choi except with 2 uglier people

Just regained my virginity reading that, thanks

I like many of you too breh

Same fag

Alright I'll take that as a yes WMMA picks for UFC 238 will be taken.

shut the fuck up bitch

No problem, it was an easy adjustment

cant wait for ufc in mn

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Isn't there some Finns in that area of the States?

>tfw moved out of beautiful minne because it was too cucked

mostly swedes/norwegians/germans/somalians/illegal mexicans

i'm kinda shocked joe has not had jimmy smiff back on his podcast

/heem/ - Waiting For The Devil Edition Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)02:29:18 No.93185941▶ Upcoming events:

06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
06/29 - UFC on ESPN 3 - Ngannou/Dos Santos

news:

>UFC 238 embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=AYGByTsxnIE
>Jimi exits stage left
mmanews.com/jimi-manuwa-retires-following-ko-loss-to-aleksandar-rakic/
>Faber wants Dilly…at 42
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/4/18652106/ufc-mma-news-interview-urijah-faber-tj-dillashaw-teammate-fight-grudge-match
>Conor getting another title shot
mmamania.com/2019/6/4/18652715/dana-white-fate-conor-mcgregor-decided-after-ufc-242-could-absolutely-score-khabib-rematch
>Henry’s coach: We like Chael
mmafighting.com/2019/6/4/18651588/eric-albarracin-chael-sonnen-has-been-big-influence-on-henry-cejudo
>Smif’s hand was trashed
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/photo-anthony-smith-shows-off-nasty-hand-injury-after-ufc-stockholm/

previous:

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/heem/ - Waiting For The Devil Edition Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)02:29:18 No.93185941▶ Upcoming events:

06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
06/29 - UFC on ESPN 3 - Ngannou/Dos Santos

news:

>UFC 238 embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=AYGByTsxnIE
>Jimi exits stage left
mmanews.com/jimi-manuwa-retires-following-ko-loss-to-aleksandar-rakic/
>Faber wants Dilly…at 42
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/4/18652106/ufc-mma-news-interview-urijah-faber-tj-dillashaw-teammate-fight-grudge-match
>Conor getting another title shot
mmamania.com/2019/6/4/18652715/dana-white-fate-conor-mcgregor-decided-after-ufc-242-could-absolutely-score-khabib-rematch
>Henry’s coach: We like Chael
mmafighting.com/2019/6/4/18651588/eric-albarracin-chael-sonnen-has-been-big-influence-on-henry-cejudo
>Smif’s hand was trashed
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/photo-anthony-smith-shows-off-nasty-hand-injury-after-ufc-stockholm/

previous:

he was just on the mma vivisection he's moved onto bigger things

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/heem/ - Waiting For The Devil Edition Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)02:29:18 No.93185941▶ Upcoming events:

06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
06/29 - UFC on ESPN 3 - Ngannou/Dos Santos

news:

>UFC 238 embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=AYGByTsxnIE
>Jimi exits stage left
mmanews.com/jimi-manuwa-retires-following-ko-loss-to-aleksandar-rakic/
>Faber wants Dilly…at 42
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/4/18652106/ufc-mma-news-interview-urijah-faber-tj-dillashaw-teammate-fight-grudge-match
>Conor getting another title shot
mmamania.com/2019/6/4/18652715/dana-white-fate-conor-mcgregor-decided-after-ufc-242-could-absolutely-score-khabib-rematch
>Henry’s coach: We like Chael
mmafighting.com/2019/6/4/18651588/eric-albarracin-chael-sonnen-has-been-big-influence-on-henry-cejudo
>Smif’s hand was trashed
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/photo-anthony-smith-shows-off-nasty-hand-injury-after-ufc-stockholm/

previous:

he was just on the mma vivisection he's moved onto bigger things

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the situation might have changed but I remembered this

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>AGGGHHHHH

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Aaand HERE. WE. GO!

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/heem/ - Waiting For The Devil Edition Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)02:29:18 No.93185941▶ Upcoming events:

06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
06/29 - UFC on ESPN 3 - Ngannou/Dos Santos

news:

>UFC 238 embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=AYGByTsxnIE
>Jimi exits stage left
mmanews.com/jimi-manuwa-retires-following-ko-loss-to-aleksandar-rakic/
>Faber wants Dilly…at 42
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/4/18652106/ufc-mma-news-interview-urijah-faber-tj-dillashaw-teammate-fight-grudge-match
>Conor getting another title shot
mmamania.com/2019/6/4/18652715/dana-white-fate-conor-mcgregor-decided-after-ufc-242-could-absolutely-score-khabib-rematch
>Henry’s coach: We like Chael
mmafighting.com/2019/6/4/18651588/eric-albarracin-chael-sonnen-has-been-big-influence-on-henry-cejudo
>Smif’s hand was trashed
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/photo-anthony-smith-shows-off-nasty-hand-injury-after-ufc-stockholm/

previous:

he was just on the mma vivisection he's moved onto bigger things...

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Fuck you spammer, give it a rest already

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/heem/ - Waiting For The Devil Edition Anonymous 06/05/19(Wed)02:29:18 No.93185941▶ Upcoming events:

06/06 - PFL 3 - Light Heavyweights/Heavyweights
06/08 - UFC 238 - Ferguson/Cerrone
06/14 - ONE FC Hero Series June
06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
06/15 - ONE FC Legendary Quest
06/15 - ROAD FC 054 - La/Yang
06/20 - ONE FC Warrior Series
06/22 - UFC Fight Night 154 - Moicano/Jung
06/22 - Bellator 223 - Mousasi/Lovato Jr.
06/22 - GLORY 66 - Doumbe/Nabiyev
06/22 - Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship 6 - Lobov/Maliginigee
06/29 - UFC on ESPN 3 - Ngannou/Dos Santos

news:

>UFC 238 embedded
youtube.com/watch?v=AYGByTsxnIE
>Jimi exits stage left
mmanews.com/jimi-manuwa-retires-following-ko-loss-to-aleksandar-rakic/
>Faber wants Dilly…at 42
bloodyelbow.com/2019/6/4/18652106/ufc-mma-news-interview-urijah-faber-tj-dillashaw-teammate-fight-grudge-match
>Conor getting another title shot
mmamania.com/2019/6/4/18652715/dana-white-fate-conor-mcgregor-decided-after-ufc-242-could-absolutely-score-khabib-rematch
>Henry’s coach: We like Chael
mmafighting.com/2019/6/4/18651588/eric-albarracin-chael-sonnen-has-been-big-influence-on-henry-cejudo
>Smif’s hand was trashed
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/photo-anthony-smith-shows-off-nasty-hand-injury-after-ufc-stockholm/

previous:

he was just on the mma vivisection he's moved onto bigger thingsewea

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Wow! I just love all the characters showing up in these threads! Spammy is my favourite

just why?

What are some things spammy doesn't have?

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these

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Yeah they are there but it's a pretty small population, mostly in very rural areas, they didn't hold on to any finish culture like norwegians and swedes did, and they changed their unique surnames so you can't really tell them apart.

where is my embedded ffs

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I think they forgot to upload it

oh ok. you live in Minnesota?

kino

embedded is out guys you can watch for free on ufc youtube channel

>scat
Real men use gore

Nothing phases me at this point. Yea Forums and liveleak have desensitized me totally

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Born and raised but moved because it became somali dumping grounds and retardedly leftist

16 hour days 7 days a week

please send help

Wtf happened there? I mean why

jews happened

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4o3s51RJgoA

Tony wins

Completely and utterly ruined by jews, very sad

3 rounds for Tony vs Cowboy isn't enough

Khabib is undefeated

khabib is defeated

I think it’s fine. Our boy Tony will only need 2

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Yeah Tony's brain will be leaking out onto the floor within 45 seconds

Enough disrespect! This is where I draw the line.
________________________________

Hold on I'm talking brother

If you were only allowed to watch Tony or Khabib fights for the rest of your life, which fighter would you pick? Just kidding, we all know its Tony.

If I wanted to watch homo erotic wrestling I would watch Brock

I agree, we're going to be disappointed by this fight.

Conor defeated Khabib in the third round of their fight. Of course it went on longer than that but he was defeated in that round. He also lost the war.

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cowcuck gets finished in the second

Tony time
youtu.be/4o3s51RJgoA

> 2019
> conor cockriders still exist

Low IQs run rife

Conor won a round against Khabib.

Never forget that.

Mental insanity and cope

Most unlikeable current champion.

Henry "Gold" Cejewdo or Marty "slow Grinding wrestlefuck" Snoozeman?

Why is Tony running like he's got a dick up his ass on embedded

Conor cracked Khabib's chin
Dustin will finish Khabib
Conor will return to btfo peahead

That would be a good point it fights were judged on the third round only you dickriding faggot

>henry casually talking about how much he relates to Usain Bolt
The Cringejudo Era is glorious

Daniel "cheating is only bad if Jon does it" Cuckmier

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makes me chuckle how he's hated so much by bunch of dorks, he's actually a good coach.

Who is your favorite woman fighter NO TROLLING!

That cracked chin sure meant a lot when Khabib was tearing Conor's vertebrae apart didn't it? What does a cracked chin mean when you're tapping to make someone stop breaking your neck? Khabib even dropped Conor. He's never coming back. He's a multimillionaire. He doesn't want to, Gus was honest about it, Conor won't come back because he won't risk losing again. His legacy can only get worse.

For me it's Thicckenzie Dern

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never heard of such

seethe harder your cutbaby is flushed

>all those competing events on the 22nd
I hope you're all aware which one the gamethread is being made for lads. KZ can wait. This is the fight you have been waiting for.

You will see. The shots Kebab took will stay with him for the rest of his life. He is a broken man. He may have been able to panic wrestle after he got his chin broken and secure a fluke submission but he is finished. The next time somebody farts in his general direction his jaw will shatter into dust. Peaheadrier is going to spark him out but we will all know that it will have essentially been Gooby who scored the delayed knockout against Canbib.
Heartletbib has never won the story of a fight in his life.
The UFC is not a sport. It is a den of wolves, it is a fighting pit of warriors. Manletbib does not yet know it but his death has been simulated long ago.

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cant wait for ufc in mn

You will see. The shots Kebab took will stay with him for the rest of his life. He is a broken man. He may have been able to panic wrestle after he got his chin broken and secure a fluke submission but he is finished. The next time somebody farts in his general direction his jaw will shatter into dust. Peaheadrier is going to spark him out but we will all know that it will have essentially been Gooby who scored the delayed knockout against Canbib.
Heartletbib has never won the story of a fight in his life.
The UFC is not a sport. It is a den of wolves, it is a fighting pit of warriors. Manletbib does not yet know it but his death has been simulated long ago.

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Champions rated by likeability
The only likeable champions right now are Jones and Holloway, the rest are dog shit except Whittaker, who's completely baseline

I hope he wins this weekend and (rightfully) claims himself as the greatest martial artist and combat sports competitor in history.

>B
>A
>S
>E
>D

Champions rated by likeability
The only likeable champions right now are Jones and Holloway, the rest are dog shit except Whittaker, who's completely baseline

PEACH OF A BEAST HUNDREDPERCENT BEAST OF A PEACH OF SHOWLTIME SPECIAL MY DICK FOR SURE A HUDNRED PEACHBEAST OF PEACHB EAST SEEJURS CBD COMEDY STORE YOUD BE SURPRISED PEACHES AND BEAST PEACH OF BEAST

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I hope he wins this weekend and (rightfully) claims himself as the greatest martial artist and combat sports competitor in history.

After the first Nate fight:
>Oh he's done for sure lmao!!!
After the Eddie fight:
>Ok NOW he's done for reall this time!!!
After the Floyd fight:
>I was just kidding last time, n-now he's REALLY retired!
After the Khabib fight:
>U-Um j-just trust me guys, he's done now!

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They're fighting in Abu Dhabi. Khabib can't lost in Abu Dhabi.

I'm waiting for:

Khabib v Ferguson
or
Khabib v GSP

Conor is done.

Shev, Holloway, Whittaker, and DC are the only likable champions

What are you talking about, DC lost 2.5 lbs in 52 seconds.

Honestly sad to see this. I hate Khuntbitch as much as anyone else but this level of cope is pathetic

I like Amanda a lot, she is one of the lads. She is a good boy

Conor is a finished has been. Even when he was fighting he was lying about who he was. He's a privately educated wanker from Dublin who played the game and won. But he misrepresented himself to win. He talked shit because it hadn't been properly before and brought UFC into the mainstream in Europe. I respect it in a way, but he isn't who he made himself out to be and he was lucky. He would get starched by any top 15 welterweight which is the division he would fight at if he had the balls he pretends he has. He's scared to come back.

As for Khabib, Khabib is a spartan. But he's also a Muslim and a paki. So fuck Khabib too, but aside from that Khabib has a mentality that is 100% More respectable than Conor

Fuck them both, lightweight is a shit divisoon full of people scared of fighting at welterweight
You're a fucking faggot man

Grow up. Gain employment.

Can't lose unless he gets finished. All it takes is one punch that peahead rocked holloway with to finish khabib

>h-he will never beat Chad!
Beats Chad into retirement
>h-he will never beat Jose!
Heems Jose into sleepiness and flushes him forever, deletes his chin so much that he gets dropped multiple times by Pilloway
>h-he will never beat Nate!
drops Nate multiple times, nate is never seen in combat sports again
>h-he will never beat Eddie!
CHAMP CHAMP
>h-he will never beat Khabib!!
It is the same every time, and as always, we will see

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You are legitimately a faggot
Go suck some cock, boi.

twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/1136067879210749954

This kid is seething that Conor deleted the chin of his favorite goat fucker lmao

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If he's not done then who's he fighting?

I'm 21 and make 50k a year boi. Conor cockriders are low IQ. Real niggas recognise khabib, real faggots recognise Conor. You're insecure

Khabib obviously

He isn't though. Khabib already said he wasn't going to fight him and after he wrestlefucks p-boy into submission he'll have his choice.

Your mother's cunt LMAO

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> deleted the chin of the man who choked him out minutes later
Are you actually retarded or is it just autism?
Init. Nate is "finished" but has a fight booked, Conor is still active despite pretending to be injured, talking about a floyd rematch and hasn't fought since last October?

Fucking faggots man

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Most based champs ever

Fly: manlets aren't champions of anything

Bantam: Barão

Feather: Max

Light: Tony, RDA

Welter: GSP, Hobbie

Middle: Spiderson

LHW: Machida

HW: Doom
Reddit's choice

Strawweight: Cug rose

Fly: Montaño (she beat the happy sperg who is elite my guy)

Bantam: ROUSEY!1!!!1 she COULD beat HALF the "MEN"

Feather: GDR

Fly: Mighty Mouse the p4p GOAT

Bantam: Pillashaw

Feather: canor!

Light; HE fights BEARS

Welter: Tyron! BLM!! love his album

Middle: STYLEBENDER!! Luke

LHW: Randy! yummy dadbod, wish he'd mount me

HW: BROWN PRIDE

Eternal reminder.
Also, never forget Gleison Tibau

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yeah good one

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wow, this post is absolutely abhorrent.

Im going to legitimately cry and leave Yea Forums forever if Tony loses

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You're right, Woodley, Conor, and Rousey are elite and definitely not self-important shitters who got heemed into irrelevancy.

wow, this post is absolutely abhorrent.

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khabib is unironically more based. Spartan mentality, stoic. It's unfortunate that he's a Muslim but Khabib mentality transcends religion.

Conor tho, is a faggot
> pretended to be poor when he was sent to a private Irish grammar school
> got cracked by khabib
> Twitter champion
> pretends to have broken hand
> will never fight again

Khabib had seizures

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get him sum c bd my mans

Tony will bounce back. He has a warrior mentality, unlike conor. Tony battles mental illness and comes back. Conor was destroyed when Khabib cranked his skinny Irish neck

youtube.com/watch?v=5PxPOz_SZC8

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Conor is a hundred millionaire and the best MMA featherweight in history.

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khabib is a cutbaby who would get starched in his real weight class

OHHHHH HE'S HURT, MCGREGOR LOOKING FOR THE FINISH

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Agreed, goob has a new excuse every day of the week and feels that it's necessary for him to interject his personal opinion on every event in mma and boxing when he has been irrelevant for several years at this point. At least he knows to stay on the sidelines because if he faced the top LW's now he'd get flushed to Bj status.

Why are you so seething?
Could it be that it was you the one he injured his arm on by heeming so hard?
Little paki boy. Little muslim boy. Go back, you can't win this fight with your hands. You're missing a few bombs to be able to contend with these hands

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THERE'S THE TAP!

BACK UNDISPUTED!


CONOR MCGREGOR!

HAS FINISHED KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV TONIGHT!

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Now THIS is a post I can agree with.

kek

Khabib would unironically be more competitive at welterweight than conor. Conor would be bounced by Till, Masvidal, Leon Edwards and Robbie. He'd get wrestlefucked by Askren, Colby, Snoozeman and Woodley. Khabib has the wrestling to compete but Conor couldn't.
> I respect people who have more mong than me
Cockrider
> the best featherweight of all time who's still eligible to compete but doesn't have the heart for it
Used PEDs to make weight. Doesn't have a heart. Cejudo could bounce conor in 2019

why do all satellite dishes point south-east, heem ?

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why henry got that midget and some skinny guy standing behind him like bodyguards on embedded bruh

look into it

Reminder that there isn't one top 15 welterweight that conor could beat

Most based champs ever
>Women's strawweight
dont care
>Women's bantamweight
dont care
>Women's featherweight
dont care
>Flyweight
dont care
>Bantamweight
dont care
>Featherweight
McGregor
>Lightweight
McGregor
>Welterweight
dont care
>Middleweight
dont care
>Light Heavyweight
Jon Jones
>Fatweight
dont care
people's champs: Elias Theodorou, Tony Ferguson, Colby Covington, Artem Lobov, Tito Ortiz

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i invented Dustbin Poorier

lol

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Jessica Eye lost to Bethe and is fighting for a title

let that sink in

That was a draw you fucking liar

Wait a second

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This is the worst post I've ever seen.

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Oh Contrare, I don't think that neither of them are particular a drawl, b

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I'm started to get worried TonyBros, i think Cerrone might actually take it home...

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Boney "rattled" Sperguson

the chip is out
the fix is in

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Eye

no it wasn't she lost to Bethe

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You should be worried, Cowboy is a dad now and fighting better than ever

shut up tony is winning

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>censored

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Why is dana such a vengeful petty bitch?
He unironically deserved a second chance.
Imagine being 9-3 in the company and being cut after one loss after 3 wins.
He may have been a meme but its a pretty disgraceful way to run a company.

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Tony is getting flatlined

Cowboy x Conor will be a good fight

tfw conor leapfrogs cowboy/tony winner to get rematch with khabib

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Elias anywhere near a title shot would make the UFC laughing stock Dana was just looking out bro

Imagine having no talent whatsoever and still having a positive record. He was exposing the """"""""sport"""""""

If you don't fight you don't get paid

How dare you doubt based CUCUY

Ronald "busboy" Macaroni has as much of a chance of winning as CM Punk does in a grappling match with Werdum followed by a Bareknuckle boxing match with Rumble.

Fitch could have beaten Lawler or Woodley and still got the boot. Elias was going nowhere fast so it makes sense

Phony is going to get exposed so bad and I cannot wait.

How the fuck did he ever win fights

His striking is worse than Ben Askren

> that reply
It's the conor dickrider from this thread

Don't you EVER talk poorly about the natty GOAT in my heem again!

The Natty Goat is Yoel Romero faggot

Whats the point of this thread?

to berate each other

General discussion of mma

If Tony wins should they have him as an alternate for when Khabib inevitably pulls out?

Picrelated is mfw you seethe after your boy eats a shin to the dome and goes to sleep

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OH my Sheldon Cooper you're so right! Cowboy's wife just had a son and now he's just tearing through elite competition like a real estate agent and some guys who actually train.

Grrr! It's gonna be just like GAME OF THRONES! or or a STAR WARS battle scene. Loooove El coocooy too but he belives in Jesus, plus he's kinda scary, Yikes. Then we get a WMMA war! and the main event with the FLYWEIGHT champ, gonna crack open a few IPA's that night.

Because the UFC is full of bums
Elias was a bum but he moved like an autist and fought people who weren't good enough to figure him out.
It's funny how dana goes on about MUH SPORT NOT SAVAGE BUMFIGHTS but cuts a 17-3 pointfightfucker who played exactly by the rules yet still hasn't cut BJ Penn who hasn't won a fight since 2010

>Implying El Duckuy doesn't fear Dustin more than death itself

duality of man

>implying Tony fears himself

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Tonyfags shook af itt

he might make it out of the 2nd, doubtful though

wake up tony

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Dad cowboy is heeming your sperg and there is nothing you can do but seethe about it

towards mecca dishes are mudslim

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Who wins Cejudo vs Moraes, I've never watched either of them fight

>DAD CERONE XDDD

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Pettis made basedboy curl up and get TKO'd

Tony made Pettis throw in the towel and fake an injury

RDA folded cowgirl like a deck chair

Tony UD'd RDA


Try for the gold medal in mental gymnastics, deny the truth, try to convince yourself, but the inevitable is fast approaching.

Toe Knee is just the better fighter.

If cowboy loses I will cum in my own mouth

"""people"""""" under 6ft can not legally be considering fighting

its more of children playing with each other

>MMA math
you've been here long enough to know better

I really doesn't matter. Henry being champ champ would be funny but Moraes being champ would be nice to see

Because the directv satellites are above Texas and Eddie lives in LA.

techwalla.com/articles/how-to-find-the-satellite-location-for-directv

imagine unironically rooting for a mentally insane beaner

he reminds me of bill poon

Henroid is getting gadooshed my friend

Ronda and Travis seem happy. Though it's kind of weird he kisses his sons on the lips.

youtube.com/watch?v=1g1LksJLX4o

imagine not

woke post

based

I've been watching mma since 2003, and have trained martial arts since 1998. I know that past results are often a good indicator of future results, especially in cases of repeated bouts like RDA vs Cowboy. There's a reason why professional gamblers study "mma math" and why 0 fight bums on here discount it.

Name a more flushed family

I can tell from your beta posting style I'd sub you in under a minute kid

the Shamrocks

Retiring to the life they fought to get themselves out of. The circle of white trash.

city boy

Fat Barry x Rose Namapooness

>living in a flyover shit state with nothing to do

The Fergusons.

Ronda grew up in Venice Beach, stupid. And living on a homestead is based as fuck.

>conor cracks khabibs chin so he can be utterly flushed later
All things considered, conor won the war. Pretty based play from the irishman. Gonna go buy a case of proper 12 and slap a bundalet on the rear.

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unironically if I had a few million this would be my life and I would never leave

However will I live without my nigger infested BIG CITY ATTRACTIONS like uhh...

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me too man, not even memeing

skid row

>dropped by a can

Nope. I'm flyover. But it boggles me when rich people decide to hop on "blue collar dress up" trend. Yah boi, lets go feed the goats.

If he stopped it no one would have complained

>when they leave the office and put on their carhartt beanie, dickies pants, and redwing shoes and pull away in their ford raptor on going to the farmers market

typical pavement princess playing blue collar dress up

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mmm.. tell that to my 38 wins. I drill grappling on my heavy bags daily so that come the time a little shit heel like you tries something like that I can suplex you onto your little pencil neck like I have drilled thousands of times. Your lifeless corpse isn't subbing a thing.

brandon unironically won the war

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based dvdasa

>You rockin' TOYO tires?

How do you respond?

Shyaw b

>he used the word "flyover"

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>not realizing tony is literally rolling with the punches
His flow is on another level

>yfw this happens to Tony as expected early on in the fight but some soiboi ref stops the fight
We really need to bring mario back just for tony fights

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is ur neighbor a chick or a dude?

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his neighbor is you, a gay dude b

imagine legitimately believing this guy can withstand Cowboy lmao

Cerrone by round 1 tko. Screencap this

did u mean... FASHALN FORWORLD??

*Enthusiastic laughter and applause

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But you don't unnerstan my guy. He beat Lee. Yeah, you heard me. Kevin f*ckin Lee. So wudder we even talmbout here?

Canboy got knocked out in the first round by Toilet fucking Till lmao that's all I have to say about the matter

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What the fuck did Overeem have agains Cro Cops balls in their fight? Cro Cop got 4 nutshots from prime juice Overeem.

>his biggest win is Poopy Pee
tony cucks are delusional

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I gotta say you've convinced me here b. kevin pee is a munster and got gadooshed by Tony so I have to say I disagree with you but I agree

But do you honestly think Tony would beat Till?

That was before he was a dad you retard

>Marlon's friend calling Henry the Nickleback of mma.

>T-T-TASUKETE WINK-SAMA TASUKETE I THOUGHT PETTIS WOULD HE EASY HOW DID TONY BEAT HIM AAGGGHHHHHHH HELP ME HELP ME PLEASE DANA JOE ANYONE

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Yea but that was Prime Toilet, y'knwolmtawlmboult Chin?

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I miss apartment living. Being that closely packed together with a bunch of sketchy fucks. I watched some neighbors bang with their window blinds open while sitting at my computer desk.

I invented Toilet Till

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WEW these are some exciting odds

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u wack it, bee?

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He wasn't a dad in this fight

meanwhile.....
>HAVE MERCY PLEASE LORD TONY PLEASE I BEG YOU

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if cejudo is the underdog and wins he is going to be insufferable

Thoughts on Cumpoo Poosman vs Colby "GOAT" Covington?

Too much of an adrenaline rush to wack it, bro. It's exhilarating desu.

>Hey guys, be careful, she's hurt her back doing good mornings recently. Oh, babe, check out the sunset, its beautiful.

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When the fuck is Conor mcgregor coming back this stupid sport isn't the same without him literally nobody brings the same level of excitement his run lasted too short I don't want it to be over bros is he just sitting out waiting for the khabib rematch to not risk losing that's a smart move I kiss him you guys aren't as hyped for Tony Cerrone as you would be if either were fighting Conor this sucks 1 fight in 3 years for my boy

I made a typo I meant I miss him not kiss him please don't make fun of me

Conor is a clown hopefully he fights Geathje and gets sparked into retirement

Your no Nardwuar!

I'll be waiting for your apology on Saturday

a hundred percent, i can only truly get off while watching other people make love thats why i walk around houses out side of their property so its legal and look for people having sex visibly in their own home or apartment then masturbate to it

Gay "Chee" has literally never knocked someone out in his life
Gay Pee wades in trying to land bombs and gets insta heemed by Goddor

a khabib rematch is so far fetched. So many things have to go wrong in the LW division for that to happen.

Conor would knock gaethje out in the first fucking round you casual bandwagon Er turning on him after one loss you really think a dude as hittable as he is can take conor's shots especially with no takedown threat it would be done in one

Plus with ESPN guaranteed money they have no reason to bend over backwards to put on mega fights

Conor is a heartlet, and after he gasses he quits in the 2nd from Geathjes pressure

Don't worry, I am a courteous and gracious man.
I will be sure to say sorry on Saturday.
"I am so sorry, truly sorry for your loss. It appears Tony was too much for Canboy to handle and regrettably Soiboy has passed away in the hospital. Cause of death: brutal heem

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Tonyfags are literally admitting right now that Khabib would beat him lmao

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Should i train BJJ or just continue lifting weights? don't wanna commit money and time to something if it's gonna be lame

Dustin
Khabib
Tony


Rank them from best to worst in terms of storytelling ability.

Gaethje wouldn't make it past the first of he had no heart he would've quit on the stool after round two against khabib

Don't be surprised when Cowboy leg kicks that chip so hard is malfunctions and explodes Tony's leg right off

If Khabib lost to Peaboy there may be a chance but that won't happen because Khabeast is the undefeated invincible GOAT

If Dustin beats Kebob and then Conor is he a HOF?

yes

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>implying that the removal of the inhibitor chip won't jumpstart Tony's ascension

Bisbong, Tito, and Faber are in the HOF. It means nothing

There's nothing wrong with learning to grapple. It will improve your >sex life if nothing else.

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Cleveland is the GREATEST city on the planet

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> 'cause I'm the joka baby

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Official /heem/ UFC HoF
>Royce Gracie
>Bas Rutten
>GSP

After Retiring
>Jon Jones
>Anderson Silva
>Jose Aldo

add schaub

colby

Cannot WAIT for "le epic autism man" meme to finally end. Truly it will be a wonderful day on /heem/.

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me on the left

Thawlts?

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>tfw when you boyed Ferguson and Cerrone
I don't think I can watch this one

>boying two cans

>their #1 boy isn't a can

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my boys could fuck yours up any day

*sounds of cars in the distance*

kek

Just watched You'd Be Surprised. Honestly was better than I expected, would rate about 6.5/10

>what you mean ferguson submit cowboy

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based

t. happy owner of a brand new CBD oil

>tony retires cowboy
>khabib flushes poirer
>conor flushes gaycheese
>tony and khabib set
>chip is activated and tony can't be cleared by any commission
>conor wins the rematch
Accept it

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6.5/10 is too low for a surrealist avant garde deconstruction of 21st century comedy

>tony retires cowboy
kek you're such a kidder user

Khabib ends up waiting for GSP after he beats peahead and stalls the division for a year. Calling it now

old.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/bwu6fi/dear_espn_a_response_to_removing_clips_midfight/

>-You don’t understand that there are more than a few countries that don’t give a FLYING FUCK about DMCA. You are playing a game of whack-a-mole that you cannot win, because the infrastructure required to watch MMA in the past had to be built out in this exact way because of the access problems.

>-And if you ever come for /r/MMA like you did with /r/mmastreams… lol… oh boy.

>…as a result, it was a giant miscalculation to believe that you could lock UFC PPV’s behind two paywalls. And you're making another one now.

go back

If I wanted to read reddit posts I would go to reddit

Stay there buddy

they are such drama queens holy shit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4evX496XLQ
smiff still gets no respect
>06/14 - Bellator 222 - Machida/Sonnen
This is trash though,Bellator should be recruiting on the basis on making a fuckload more from letting its fighters do their own advertising

It's so cringe. I wanna beat the loser that typed that into a coma.

There are people here that will spam for literal hours just because nobody used the thread they made and Reddit are the drama queens?

All shitposting aside how does a striker like peaboi intend to beat grappler khabib

he's right you know

Matt Serra Haymaker the motherfucker

Yes, mentally ill spamming isn't the same as thousands upvoting a faggy tl;dr letter to espn that won't change anything

Joe talking about Anthony Joshua's body on the latest JRE with Eddie is intolerable.

No he's a whiny, dramatic, little faggot.

>There are people here that will spam for literal hours just because nobody used the thread they made
No there's not people it's literally one legless loser.

The make up. Why do dumb thots think that skin lightening clown make up is good? Who tells them this?

homosexual beauty youtubers

Seriously why is it the first and major thing he focuses on? It's like he's deliberately playing it up for the audience.

I will buy this weekend's PPV if I can't find a stream.

Apparently Joe's obsession with jacked black guys is pretty well documented. I doubt he's ever been cucked but he probably jacks off to cuck porn at the very least.

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Why is Fedor so good bros?

he mostly fought in japan where the competitions a little easier

If applied correctly it can make women look a lot more attractive as women appear more feminine with fairer skin. Cyborg definitely needs to watch some makeup tutorials before trying that again though.

He got beat by a 50 year old middleweight

Oh dude, come on, that's not even speculation at this point. He's said it before on one of the OG JRE's.

those aren't her kids are they?

Cyborg just needs to stick to what she does best, which is punching other women in the face.

Name some people outside of Japan who he should have fought during his PRIDE run.

Leaf I bet that stuff was a lot funnier in your head.

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Watch from my timestamp

youtu.be/c6INtqaCD7E?t=212

>he doesn't recognize obscure out of context memes
caz detected

p4p toughest road to a title shot

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>I was watching an old porn film with John Holmes. When we were kids, John Holmes was the guy with the biggest dick. John Holmes has a regular dick compared to porn stars [today], especially, and this sounds racist, black guys. It's racist in the right direction, though. Listen, I saw a guy the other day and I was like, "That can't be real. That literally can't be real." His dick was so big that it was preposterous. He probably had an 18-inch dick. And it was so...it was as thick around as your fucking wrist. It was ridiculous. There was a girl who was trying to suck on it and I was like *cough cough*.

basado

STOP THE FIGHT

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fabiya maldonadda

Joe "preposterous" Rogan

He's gay for blacks

And Anthony lossed, so uh, yeah

Oh he is well beyond that stage

He is full on jacking it to jacked niggers and paying money for HIV infested cum

Does he not know there are groups that specialize in prosthesis use?

Get off /pol/ for one day, you cringy embarrassing faggot

One day Joe Rogan will quit, become a spokesman for blacked.com and Dana White will replace him on the mic to save money

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>dana on commentary
would unironically love this

>BKFC on my fucking birthday
>Hopefully the best one yet

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I'm just pissed that Weili isn't fighting, she's one more big win away from a title shot IMHO

Hes right tho joe

Name a more stylish UFC fighter than Tony. YOU CAN’T

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the autism is so clear it's making me sad

Khabib will retire undefeated and go down as the GOAT. Thaults?

The fight is in jeopardy.

>Kung Fu's coming home

Name a cooler WMMA fighter than the Hebei Hammer

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>when she sends you the nude but all you can make out is a camera flash in a mirror

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We are waaaaay overdue for some fight week shenanigans.

Prepare for shit to go down.

This guy is in the GOAT of fame losing a bunch of fights when you're old doesn't undo all the stuff you did to earn that status originally

Champ Shit Only

Tony is a bum. this is fact. Seethe if you wish, but it's the truth.

don't play with my heart you dumb leaf

Hi guys I'm on a 7 fight win streak

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>being this new
Joes bbc antics are well documented
look it up

Ayyy my birthday too. I'll be at skankfest all weekend blop blop doggies

You lost via story to Masvidal.

Just relaying what I was heard. Sorry.

If Cejudo wins on Saturday, Mighty Mouse officially loses all claim to GOAT status. Hopefully the "MM was robbed" meme dies to. (If you watch their fight it becomes obvious that it wasn't anyways.)

toyota is the general sponsors of isis so its more than welcomed there

It’s called a learning disability

Robbing doesnt happen as often in mma as in box
last mma fights that both were robbing could have gone either way, but to a sharo mma mind wete clearly robbings
Are yoel vs bobby 2
Reem vs doom last one

>he doesn't know

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Almost based, but you had to include greasing cheater steroid consumer

Lel

Lel
>93187681
The Benoit's

Conor won round 1

>this level of cope and denial is sad. Please, stop embarrassing yourself
who am I talking to?

>This whole thread

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YOUR BOY MTP BACK ON THE JRE TODAY

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Joe Rogan is such a cuck god damn

based lowkey lee finna get the right advice he needs, as soon as he switches camps his run at the belt starts.

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you guys have been saying this for years with no proof

>evidence

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Fuck the snow, rust, and somalians.

That's what i'm fearing i hope to god that Heb "Early Stoppage 24/7" Dean isn't assigned as ref.

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i know just the guy for this task..

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goddard would heem conor no doubt

jesus fucking christ

I thought the cuck thing was a meme.

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Cerrone heems el coo-coo

Poirier sleeps Kebab.

>cap this

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I started schaubposting morning d 2014 and the only person who acknowledged me was this British user and him constantly taking the bait made the meme catch on.

Truly he was the one who made schaubposting what it is today

this

>undefeated

idiot, he's getting wrestlefucked and subbed from the start

Aint nothing I want more than a 5 minute video of them making out

Definitely snoozeman

twitter.com/stylebender/status/1136168512492146689

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I really hate this nigger

What a weirdo, you can tell he thinks it's hilarious.

What did he mean by this?

should do some standup comedy with schaub

lmao he really knows how to rev people I'll give him that

Rogan has that problem everytime he watched a romero fight

No wonder he got bullied in school
Kek never change ozzis

Cyborg wins the rematch

>Discount Choi vs Fucking WHO?

youtube.com/watch?v=hxuqPbLe0y8

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Watching DC be an eye-poking nigger on ESPN2 right now

I can’t even fit it into a single screenshot.
They’re about to get dabbed, nay nay’d and flossed on so hard by ESPN lmao

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nice job schaub. i guarantee you that guy messaged dana white or someone up in ufc brass and showed them "the deep web"

>you have done the functional equivalent of slapping your cock against a hornets nest of 750k subscribers

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>imagine writing a 500 page essay on reddit threatening ESPN

The kid that typed all that will never amount to anything.

>t. /r/MMA

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Read about four words of this whole autistic essay

You literally upvoted it, you fucking faggot.

based

0 for me

It’s literally so fucking entitled too, I read through it, started out like a plead for ESPN to reconsider their position, ended up devolving into a bunch of lame empty threats from a group of Internet forum moderators towards the biggest sports entertainment company in America

I don’t like your tone mister

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And you upvoted it like a good little redditor.

Wow you're a cringe little reddit bitch. I fucking hate your kind. Gonna have fun doxxing you tonight.

old.reddit.com/user/elessdee123

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So are they trying to nuke video edits as well? That would make sense since a lot of twitter & insta accounts have been getting hit

oh shit, Reddit fucked up

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Imagine begging a reddit mod for flair for your gay reddit account.
cringe as fuck

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mods on sp reddits are the dumbest group of people on the planet. fitness, mma, sports... jesus christ.

Based

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Foul mouthed bong exposed

>First off, don’t call me reddit.

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Leave Rhys alone.

>literal redditors make up heem
no wonder

Guess I’ll just delete it lmao

OH NO NO NO

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>old.reddit

Based

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Yeah Id rather have some anons scanning my account trying to dox me thanks

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Was gonna try sell the account to some marketing company too, oh well

>using implying on reddit
You disgust me

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LOL this was from a post on heem and you said it was from twitter

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Yeah you could have got a few bucks too. I hope you learned your lesson.

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kek what a disloyal shitter

JUST CLICK REFRESH AAAAAA

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Holy kek what a loser

>holy kek

You're very angry right now I understand, you got btfo so hard.

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There's too much gold here

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You need a belt? I'll sell you a belt

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Gawllld dawwwwlg, water we duin hear?

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>based tai tuivasa! lol shoooooeey XD

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Thank you, Chikuwa

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delete this

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How about just stay there.

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bunch of reddit fucks in this thread

Based hue, your flag is the only one I trust.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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calling out reddit is reddit

I would like to take this moment to say that I do not have a reddit account, nor do I browse the site.

Now that the dust has settled, how do you think Blingo is feeling about how his special was received? I'm sure he's seen the reviews and millions of negative comments on sosher meedya by now, let alone Rogan basically saying to his face that it was garbage.

Will he continue to c-c-c-crushit inna cormledy game and make more specials? Or will he try his hand at something new? He is, after all, a jack of all trades, master of all trades.

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>You know how this is going to turn out, don't you?

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>Rogan basically saying to his face that it was garbage
when? is it "you'd be surprised" 2?

No it was more subtle this time, he said something like "Well as a comedian your first special always sucks" without prompting from brentin.

Fuck Reddit and heemcord . Fuck niggers too btw

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Just watch Joe's recent podcast episode with Eddie. He was obviously talking about it when they were discussing stand-ups. He basically said "I saw it life and thought it's funny and Netflix can't transmit the positive energy that was in the building"

it's amazing how you faggots actually have the will to have a serious discussion about a stand up "comedy" show or some shit of Brendan fucking Schaub, don't you have any self respect?

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Joe has coral belt in stand-up

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favourite brendan schaub moment?

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fuuuuck he's a meme lord

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they greased the metropcs logo

jesus

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It is finally time for /our guy/ to retire the old man Cerrone. TONY TIME and CHAMP SHIT ONLY

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I’m finna bouta gonna need you to engage

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You guys know the Bong faggot who deleted his reddit account is the nolife discord moderator Luke right? We've already exposed like 6 of his previous accounts. He always gets found out but can't resist making them lmao

Also his Twitter is @lukeuidswords. Check it out, he's a headcase. Tweets like 30 times a day and gets a total of maybe 2 likes.

> Conor
High school Chad fallen from grace mentality
> Khabib
Spartan mentality

That's the motherfucking tea niggers

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Are you his internet monitor? You seem very powerful

Who the fuck is Valbong?

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He knew what he was getting himself into. 3 years of raw, unrefined standup. I don't see what the big deal is honestly. There are people making millions shitting out garbage vlogs on youtube so obviously there is a demand for unrefined content.

Any comedian that's butthurt that brendan hasn't paid his dues can hire some art student with a camera to film their own comedy special then throw it up on youtube as a giant advertisement to themselves. Hopes this becomes a trend honestly, we need more comedy and it's relatively cheaper to produce than an indie movie and usually better quality.

awwwn

Was it cool to say that in 2012, or was it actually a hot take? In Bulgaria 2012 that would've been unacceptable to say.

>2012
when he first began to virtue signal to his rich california friends

Based janny has been on the ball lately. Is he an MMA fan or something?

Bulgaria is like one of the biggest porn talent exporters. But a gay smooch is too much for your degenerate eyes?

Will Cerrone get a title shot if he wins?

>Bulgaria is like one of the biggest porn talent exporters.
This is blatantly wrong, though I wouldn't mind it if it were true.
And I said 2012, while globalization was still ongoing. Its less so now, though you'll still get looks, and sometimes more than looks.

ДAГECTAH is modern-day Sparta!
>Spartan upbringing where you have to fight to survive, elders encourage kids fighting (pic related)
>per capita most wrestlers and mma fighters in the world by far, including many olympic champions and a ufc champion
>the village elders are effectively ruling the villages
>women have one right: the right to remain silent

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aw what they got rid of mma streams?

yeah brendan schaub is to blame.

Cringe or based?

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already been posted, dude's a fuckin faggot

After I won my first wrestling match against people from other gyms in a tournament I was hard as diamonds.

The cringiest thing about cejudo is the way he laughs at his own jokes

>GUYS!! GOLD MEDAL!!! SELF AWARE!!! AHAHAH!!! GOLD MEDAAALL LOLLLL
Hope Moraes wins vs monkey boy Cejudo

He somehow managed to be even more cringe on his TUF coaching season than Joseph "I used to fuck guys like you in highschool" Benavides was.

>I'm a nice guy man! People like me! The guys here like me bro, I'm a cool guy!

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soon we'll never have to hear from him again

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hella gay

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Tatiana Suarez looks like she has been taking HGH since she was a kid

He really bought into his hype. BR Wojak gonna sneak a massive shin to his face, don't even need to kick that high

vimeo.com/336762206

Reminder to make sure you watch this if you haven't already. Watch the entire game change in front of your very eyes.

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Is Bulgarian wrestling on the same level as American, Russian, Cuban, and Iranian?

in many ways bongs are the best wrestlers

Hey buddy, next time you take a screenshot of a Reddit post to repost here and make fun of, don't leave your own username in it, /u/ElessDee123.

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read the thread dingus

Its alright. Very little money, very few serious gyms, but we push out good wrestlers.
A certain Henry Cejudo won his gold medal after fighting a guy I know.

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Good cos his squeaky voice annoys me

Feel sorry for Cerrone, even if he beats a monster in Ferguson he doesn't get a belt. He then needs to fight the winner of Khabib vs Poirier. I actually give him a great chance against Khabib though but not much against Poirier.

I would actually be scared in this situation. Some mentally deranged mexican kid is closing on me with my pants down. Why is this shithead recording?

based Wojakposter

Surprised to see Sweden so high, but I guess they've been competing for a very long time.

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He deleted it.

Why do you give him a good chance vs khabib?

He ran the whole fight

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NIgger Dean is so inconsistent, I hate him

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conor won, sorry haters.

>tfw i could win the story of the fight every here

i remember the gay pride in croatia in 2002, there was more special ops protecting the gays than actual gays, and ppl were actually stoning them and calling them a crime against god.
now nobody gives a shit, so i guess they've made it.

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shut up valbung

Moraes will probably heem Cejudo this weekend lads. Val will probably win too

why do people do this shit? This nigga browses reddit, upvoted the post but then comes here acting all smug like he's above it. Is it just an approval thing? I don't get it, if you browse there why come here to try shit on it?

Rudefag. I love this thread, and I’m grateful to OP. FUCK U BITCH!!!!!!

yes Marlon is heeming Cejudo this weekend

Henry is going to chin Marlon you dumb hypebabbies

Arguably best wrestling in the division besides Khabib, Islam, and Gillespie. Elite subs. Longer reach. Good knees and elbows from the clinch. And don't forget about those knees and front kicks he can throw when Khabib dives in for the takedown.

Lads I'm starting to think Valentina is overrated but I'm not sure why. I don't think Eye will beat her, but I think Valentina is more beatable than people realise.


But I don't know what I'm basing this off given she's only lost to Nunes

>Cowboy
>Best wrestling

If you said grappling, I'd give you something there, but wrestling? Nah familia fampai fampauchi

But you're forgetting that Moraes isn't a turbo midget

lol elite subs? Who's he subbed that's actually an elite fighter? And how's he gonna land those kicks when Khabib never lets him establish a rhthym and Donald wilts from the pressure 3 minutes in?

why is herb so shit?

Oh are you one of those dummies that think someone isn't a good wrestler unless they have muh credentials? For shore Gaethje is a munster of a wrestler

>Who's he subbed that's actually an elite fighter?
Barboza

>And how's he gonna land those kicks when Khabib never lets him establish a rhthym and Donald wilts from the pressure 3 minutes in?
Khabib tends to take rounds off and stand up with his opponent. Probably then.

Till beats Jones @ 185

>Gaethje is a bad wrestler
Why muzzies are so braindead. Do you get part of your brain removed right after the foreskin?

Awful take 2bh my friend. But I appreciate you trying

Eye wins

hey, dont stream
twitter.com/ufcnews/status/1136270399556243457?s=21

wtf i hate tony now

Show me one instance if Gaethje using his good wrestling in the UFC

...

Show me one instance of him having bad wrestling

He has decent TDD but he's admitted wrestling gasses him out. Doubt he'd give Khabib much of a challenge with his plodding brawler style. Dude is wheezing after a round

He is afraid of wrestling fatigue. What the fuck "wrestling gasses him out" even mean? Do you imply there are people who lose there energy when they wrestle? The guy fought Burroughs and gave him a hard time.

Are you retarded? It's not hard to figure out what that means. Gaethje isn't at the level he was during his NCAA run just like Askren isn't. Gaethje is even worse off as he doesn't implement wrestling against top level competition.

Khabib would/will merk Gaethje. Don't lose too much sleep over it.

I think yes, except i he bites Magrega`s bait and accept a fight with him to fill his pockets and end up getting heemed by Conor´s left.