/hoc/

>anime

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go knights

This thread sucks balls

I think it's a pretty good thread

You probably suck balls too.

Balls suck this thread

I'm here to save the thread

Good thread, I think it’s pretty

Chara dead isn’t good for the bruins at all, but so is gryzelkyk not being in the lineup. Blues doing chip damage on the bruins, which is what the canes and jackets couldn’t accomplish

Blues in 6 to complete the destiny.

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I take it we can't be friends anymore?

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the blues are the good guys and only redditors disagree

Gloria
L
O
R
I
A

Gloria

what a bitch. get up and play pussy

so are we gonna get a new Finnish vocaroo about the procents of various rinks? I'd do it myself, but I've got a generic midwestern accent

So now that the playoffs are just around the end, what was your favorite moment?

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Get em growlers!
youtube.com/watch?v=ctF3I8f7bIY

islels getting swept and everyone promptly forgetting about them

canes/caps game 7 ot

The sharks were all about finesse and nothing about any physical game. You need both for the NHL son.

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in your mom's anus RIGHT NOW

>Murder suspect mistakenly released from Florida jail
how can an entire state constantly be so inept

imgur.com/QWfQ28M

buh bye burns

The Blues winning a ploff game at home or in general.

Washer
Motorcycle

most casual post ever on /hoc/

Yet you just mentioned them so you DO remember it

the lightning being up 3-0 in game 1, and then what happened afterwards

>86

pero kakko

While this is an amazing post my friend. This is off topic sadly.

Gloria desu

stop projecting grease, we all know you don't even watch your own team

keep cryin bitch nigga

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It's about the next big finnish bust, hardly off topic.

just heard on reddit that erik karlsson is hoping to receive good offers from montreal and ottawa
what the hell

If quads McDavid requests trade to florida

mcdavid to flames it is

for me, it's tim and sid

>Ottawa Sun
>Not taking them with a grain of salt

shiggys diggys

Excuse me, i was thinking of pero caca

northern ontario deserves a hockey team. thunder bay, north bay or kenora would be ideal.

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>mom walks in

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That was the joke.

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>i'll take an xxxx-l and a ticket to the canes game please

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would buy one of those to wear while camping 2bh

>don't mess with my snake

as a tent?

Is eating rice onions?

you broke the rules!

if I need to

kys ugly mongol bitch

so angry

thinking about going to the mall

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Think I may go for a car wash and cup of coffee

for me? it's NHL: Protecting Teammates

>literally garbage deserves a team
At least make it in like saskachewan if you want one retard

You don't have to attach a picture of yuma to every post you make.

I can't take it anymore lads. I just want the Final to be over I just want to see the Blues win and to see Bawston cry. Fuck Gary for dragging this final out because of apehoop FUCK

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i know :)

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makes me happy knowing that the san jose
>shorks
never have, and never will, win a stanley cup

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Don't go down the same dark path randy went.

Yotes are going to get kicked out of the snowbelt if this guy starts to act like R*ndy did desu.

Where did all the sharks fans go anyway?

More importantly why didn't any of the vegass fans go away?

who tf is randy?

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someone should do a strawpoll so we can see the demographics of hoc. there was a lot of pacific bros in the last game thread

A Hurricanes "fan" who was a colossal faggot who spammed /hoc/ up for months and attached a Hurricanes image to every post he made.

That was good hoc.

I thought we did already and determined that 80% of hoc was nucks fans. Besides I never trust those things since I always answer incorrectly to fuck with the results.

nucks nation is the most active on /hoc/ but far from the biggest demograph on here.

I may have exaggerated slightly

I did but you have to leave a team out. I left out the >rags. Nucks had the most and blues had 0

*dabs*

charcoal or propane?

Well looks like some blues fans actually voted
strawpoll.me/16716407/r

>that single islanders vote
haha fuck that dumb weeb

no hockey
fugs

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>We want the Pup

actually based

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Charcoal.

seething

I didn’t even vote in it

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just had a thought, lads

Keep it

It was about getting pucks deep and pucks to the net

Tell us

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DUDE

Oh, that's a great thought. I'm sorry I was so rude

why does hoc have so many weedposters? why does marijuana and hockey apparently go hand in hand?

what channel is the game on

Pick my three toppings hoc

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dubs and you just get sausage and jalapenos

ham beef salami

Ham, Beef, Pepperoni

I can add jalapeños at home desu

Anchovies

could really go for a drink right now

Really good combo fren

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How about sausage, beef and ham then I add jalapeños at home?

*hands you a bottle of poland spring*

Drop beef for extra cheese

blaze the shit up nigga

Nahh I used to work at dominos, extra cheese is lame unless you do shredded prov... which now that I say it might be p good

really don't care

is that you gagan?

delete this

Im thinking its time for me to pack a phat bowl

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How are the blues managing to injure every other team? Pretty good strategy desu

buttmad hawks fan

a fan base that creates the chant "let's go Shar-Arks" deserves to be relocated to some desolate shit hole city on the other side of the country.

this but with zero irony at all

They’re playing a physical checking game mongrel. Bruins haven’t faced that after playing softer teams and now their bodies are getting fucked thanks to how many blocked shots they’re taking and checks to the face. They’re whittling away at the bruins players anyway

REFS HELP US AND PENALIZE THIS GUY!!!!

It is an incredibly shitty chant, makes no sense to turn a 1 syllable word into 2.

3 syllable chants are much stronger than 4. For example "Go Jets Go" is succinct enough so that 15,000+ people can chant it in time with each other without it sounding droning and drawn out shit like "Let's go Sha-Arks!"

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>Chara broken jaw
holy shit the Bruins are going to lose in 7 now

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Doctor says I need to stop smoking. Should I pick up vaping?

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Should've lit one up and blew it in his face

Reminder vegas lost the trade

Kek an all time classic

>tfw made fun of vegas last year around this time and still doing it a year later

absolutely based

as he begins seething more he starts placing periods after the scores

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AYO HOL UP

*smacks lips*

SO YOU IS SAYIN DAT

*SMACKS LIPS*

DEY GON WEN AHEAD AND LET DA SHORKS SCORE 4 GOALS IN 4 MINUTES

*inhales*

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONNOOOOOOOOOOO

brehs...........

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20c is literally the most kino temperature.

prajeet

Shut the fuck up Sam you dumb chug.

>site goes down for 5 mins
cool i guess

Wow so this is what my Yea Forums pass pays for. Fix your shit site Hiroshima.

was busy taking a massive Massachusetts so I didn't notice 4channel being down

dumb albortion

More like mass of two shits am i right?

good thing you pass cucks didnt need to pass any captjew to post then
lmao

15c-17c with sunshine is the true kino weather experience

you fags. it's most kino when it's cold, sunny, and a bit windy

this is it

counting down the days

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My guess is you're from Winnipeg

Goodbye Bob, will always remember that one playoff series where you shut the door.

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Seattle was the first American team to win the Stanley Cup

imagine what shannon is up to right now

wtf those people aren't diverse at all.

damn right. They also killed half of the Montreal Canadiens during the 1919 stan lee finals.

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sure am glad i never watched that fatass in my life and never will

lifelong rags fan here

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winnipeg is a frozen shithole

when i get sleepy my penis gets quite hard

>I go and look around the...the reputable sources. And we can all argue over what is and isn't reputable, but I look on the American side - I look on the Canadian side, I also look on forums...
>forums
Does Shannon browse /hoc/? Is he here RIGHT NOW reading this? Shannon I am onto you, you fat midget fuck.

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I would like to add that he is a casual shitter with a hog of a wife

>Winnipeg was the second team to ever win the Stanley Cup back in 1896
>last won it in 1902
>117 years ago

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quads confirm

i'm hearing that billie ellish song everywhere and now i'm starting to get sick of it

Reminder that she’s literally a Jewish plant
Guarantee she starts dating some dread gold toothed negro within the year

i don't know what a jewish plant is. i've only heard her bad guy song

>Jewish plant

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>sean avery

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>Me linesman, me very important

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>jew plant

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also this

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and this

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Lets be real here. The best thing this playoffs was
>62 wins

should i be scared of 5g?

I wouldn't worry about it

Have one of those

dubs and I post my adult movie I made

>a-at least we beat vegas

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An artist that gets big out of nowhere and is usually used by the music industry to generate interest in younger demographics for fashion, politics etc. Basically a way of molding society towards a certain direction

Madonna
Justin Bieber
Taylor Swift

Are just a few.

i don't know about madonna, but bieber used to make piano covers until usher picked him up and tay made crappy country songs from the funds of her rich dad. they didn't get big out of nowhere

Why are redditors so casual and pathetic lads.

>Sunqvuist suspended for what was quite literally with no exaggeration at all the softest hit in the history of hockey at any level.
>The game he comes back Chara's face is shattered into a million tiny broken vagina pieces.
Karma

why was scott neidermayer so good?

this but unironically

I CAN'T STOP FARTING

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don't worry about him m8, just another mentally ill muh le jews /pol/tard

>tfw 10k in credit card debt

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i was thinking that too

how

thats my point. Bieber was the first one to use youtube as a way to become famous. Now everybody is doing it. It steered society a certain dierction. Taylor Swift sings about hating men, 5 years later the world shits on men. Madonna was really just a regular model who sucked the right dick and then became an overnight sensation. She is the poster girl for all future female pop singers. No vocal or songwriting talent, just a good pair of lips

>Chara spent the 3rd period sitting on the bench as moral support for the team
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Taylor Swift sings about hating men, 5 years later the world shits on men
and there it is

Fell for the 0 interest meme

>Taylor Swift sings about hating men, 5 years later the world shits on men
No she just made crappy songs about her ex's

Bruins are fucked. Said it all along. Bruins will not be able to physically stand up to the Blues for 7 games. If the Bruins came out of the first 4 with anything other than a 3-1 lead they were toast. Game 5 is when attrition starts to show. Game 6 is when you fall apart if you haven't already. San Jose fell apart at 5 but start cracking at 4. Stars fell apart in game 6. We're at game 5 and the Bruins are already starting to drop.

dont bad mouth my taytay faggot

Billie Eilish was unironically handoicked and just pushed by Hebrews tho

bruins are notorious for getting a second win, especially when facing elimination
they might drop the next game but they'll be hard as fuck to get that last game out of

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>be obese incel neet who sits in his parents' house, which he never leaves
>blame everything, literally everything on the jews
pick 2

bieber getting famous off youtube didn't steer society anywhere because everyone was doing it, singers weren't the only ones getting famous. tay only got anywhere because of nepotism with daddies money, it had nothing to do with some secret jewish conspiracy

i'll agree about madonna, but at least she had some pretty good songs

second wind*

>Taylor Swift sings about hating men, 5 years later the world shits on men
wow you really think feminists hate men because of some taylor swift songs? lmao

what's a jpeg

T. retard

do i look like i know hwat a jpeg is

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I don't have anyone else to talk hockey with :-(

I'm here for ya buddy.

this, but in a j shape

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imagine having such a deranged view of the world you think everything is a conspiracy against you

schizophrenia: the post

joint photographic experts club

madonnas ray of light is a top 5 pop album

I heard the word club as I typed this and said that instead of group, RIP

madonna's like a prayer is a perfect song

what is madonna's favorite nhl team

>tfw it's leg day
>tfw don't want to go

Don't skip leg day la.

>a giant with a glass jaw

i don't mind doing bar squats, but everything else is tedious

peak 90s music desu.

move around the gym in lunge walk + tons of squats = leg day

Madonna is a dumb whore

well Leafs bros, what do you think?

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>his effort on the puck was gayer than Brian Burke's faggot son who died in a car crash and is burning in Hell hotter than the passion of these fans
>back to you Doc
How is he still on the air when he talks like that? I don't understand?

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he doesn't want to play in canada

that album and LP's hybrid theory were the first albums i really got into. kinda weird but they were kino

i hate lunges, it just feels uncomfortable. i also stopped using the quad extension and the leg push machines since they're terrible for your kness

Did you know exerting the muscles in your legs naturally produces more testosterone than anywhere else on the body? Let that be your inspiration for leg day

I think that was kind of the point

hybrid theory was my shit too, never listened to anything after that cause i got into other stuff i guess.
i gave it a whirl when chester died, and it still bangs.

*whirrrrrrrrrrr*

yeah i know, thanks to jeff cavalier at athlean x dot com

At some point the league needs to start awarding some type of benefit for winning fights.(no, momentum doesn't count you hoser faggot)

We need more fights fellas. The game is too pussified now. I could be biased cuz I am a reaves fan, but the game is so dry now.

When is the last time we saw a fucking goalie fight? Come on your pussies make the game more interesting again.

>Well Doc, that puck to the jaw Chara must have popped out all the chicklets, but did you know that Evander Kane played for his hometown Vancouver Giants in the juniors?

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HEY JEFF CAVALIER HERE FROM ATHLEAN X DOT COM TO TELL YOU THE DANGERS OF DRAFTING FINNS

Sam win 2020 Stanley Cup

The chingchong gona steal all your gud banter desu

I know you’re here, Shannon. Tell me what to think. What do the numbers say, Shannon? You tell me.

do your facepulls, /hoc/

>tfw daim bar tastes very toasty

lose the fight, get ejected

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china won't steal our superior memes

teams that will make semifinals in 2020:
finland
ukraine
canada
kazakstan

kek i actually watch Jeff Cavaliere's videos too

>guys

Getting dubs

saw godzilla tonight

loss puck Eberle SCORES TIE GAME.... CAN...YOU...BELIEVE IT!!
>I can.. because of the fact that Klyukin iced the puck and look at the Russian body language now. They're crushed. Tavares had to step up and make a magical play. The crowd loves it, Tavares magical play.

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how was it

Gonna start injecting 200mg of test a week lads, natty lifting is sort of a waste of time desu

Gord Miller was actually extremely pissed off that that retard "stepped all over" his call as the broadcasters would say

you forgot about this

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Kek did you know TSN actually edits out Pierre's talking when they show that highlight now?

Have fun fucking up your hormones and going bald and getting tits

Now that’s a hockey play

Yeah I've noticed that for years in their WJ promotional stuff.

When are you supposed to say "fore" when you golf?

after you yell "get in the hole"

which is after you shout "Mashed potatoes"

but not before you yell "baba booey!"

I’m gonna be 28 next month, i ain’t going bald.
I’m not going to get gyno off of 200mg test, that’s not even enough test to warrant using aromatase inhibitors anyways
>hormones
No shit, that’s the goal

Right before you heem another golfer on the course with your tee off

t. NW3
Get on fin

youtube.com/watch?v=o_n1JC2wviM

absolute boomerkino

>rags

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can't wait for boomers to take over youtube

>series is going to seven games
>smashed up bruins will lose at home
feels so good

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based laila

Why don't they make her exercise to lose weight to get healthier?

best timeline

also this

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Hahahahaha that kicked so much ass. Especially the end
ENJOY EVERY SHOT

Is that the cancer girl?

heart and soul of the poos

she has some rare auto-immune disease, but yeah it's the sick blues girl

>Krug just hit Thomas harder than the time a drunk Craig MacTavish drove into that 26 year old woman who died in hospital 4 days later
>back to you Doc

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and it WILL. NOT. GO.

kaapo kakko desu

I understand your frustration

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yes, my pick for 1st overall

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sick and tired of the heat already lads

He will be back soon

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It's been warm for like a month

winter is coming

It's still barely 30 degrees

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Trouba
alright which one of you fuckers did this

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>It's still barely 30 degrees

where tf do you live bud, hasn't been above 20 here

NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP

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(You)

>still barely
Where the fuck do you live lol

you approximately 5 mins ago

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it wudnt me senpai i dont have a wikipedia

WHERE IS THE FUCK IS GREECE

Bertuzzi did nothing wrong.

Hasn’t even been hot yet

i wish i still enjoyed being high because im so hecking bored right now

>86

go to bed

sid the kid is 31 years old

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sid the boomer

>2005 was 31 years ago
i remember watching him play in rimouski

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>tfw turning 33 in two months

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not tired

had a solid leg day thanks to encouraging words from my /hoc/ friends, you know who you are

the heartbreak kid is 53 years old

you're an inspiration to us, leg user

and he probably could still get more pussy in a week than /hoc/ will combined for the next 10 years

I remember my dad making me watch Gretzky's last game and I was too young to understand what the big deal was.

>kaapo kakko was drafted 15 years ago

true

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will my fellow canadians be voting in the upcoming election?

>dad why are you doing this to me?
>JUST FUCKING WATCH IT YOU PRICK

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i shall vote like a responsible citizen

Whats your prized hockey card /hoc/?

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don't have one, but i do have a copy of blades of steel. shit must be almost 30 years old now

yes not for the wh*te candidate tho

i got a card when i went to the hall of fame in toronto, i forget the player but it was a buffalo card with the little piece of a game worn jersey on it :)

probably have nhl 99 lying somewhere at my parent's house

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JAGMEET

>blades of steel came out in arcades in 1987 and on the nes in 1988
maybe one day it'll be a rare collectible and i'll cash in

I got a bulju card

I have Eastside Hockey Manager on Steam, and I have yet to play it. It's time consuming and micromanaging intensive isn't it?

bonne nuit /hoc/

watching smackdown lads

>tfw no daschkalina gf

not really, its mainly just dealing with the cap and scouting for the draft. there is basically no financial management or arena/facility management involved in the game.

just play franchise mode on nhl 19, same thing but less autistic

For me, it's needing to block 15 shots in a row in Blades of Steel because none of the retarded AI can figure out how to recover the puck.

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I remeber watching the Life & Times of Mario Lemieux on television one night. My dad told me how great he was and It ignited my love for hockey.

just made a thought about hockey

i remember when i was 9 my friend telling me lemiuex was better than gretzky and i told him he's full of shit but now i kinda agree

My dad is a hawks/pens fan and my mom is a leafs fan but only in the playoffs

is your dad a teenage girl?

anime

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>married to your dad
>had you for a kid
>is a >laffs fan
Mom is really used to disappointment by now huh

>Outdated FotM
>Overwatch
Kill yourself

the only good weeb is a dead weeb

been gaming hard today

what are you playing lad

more like gayming

They both were above their peers but Mario was super skilled at 6'4'' 220lbs at a time when anybody else that size was a pylon. I have alot of respect for gretzky but I just feel Lemieux was better

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I know you are, but what am I?

gay

In an autistic fit of rage right now, lads.
Someone meet me at the Spike so I can beat the shit out of you

Kadri for Trouba CONFIRMED

Me on the right

the predators would bootyblast both of these shit teams

If kadri goes to the jets I will embrace Allah. I SERIOUSLY don't think you guys want that

With how often the spike is mentioned on here they should put /hoc/ sign on the window

twitter.com/51Leafs/status/1136093255668555782

C O N F I R M E D

>avery supports the blues
at least stl has the lgbtq+- community behind them

Moving on to day 3 of nofap lads

imagine hating avery or marchand

All my cards are shit. Thanks gary

Anime.

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Kinda tired of seeing this lad’s face 5 times a game desu

Fuck off fag boy

>you can get free playoff tickets for being a fat bald chick
Does she still have to pay ticketmaster fees?

>traded jihadri for a ufa
makes sense

>2hu
>Anime

it's so hard

wish I was a kid with a terminal illness and go to free playoff games desu

>Kakko on NHL: I only shoot and score then you score then will come

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oh jack hughes? yeah, he'll bust.

anonymous users on a mesopotamian clay pottery web site keep telling me to have sex and I have literally never seen a vagina before. what do bros

one time my dad caught me on mushrooms when i was like 16 and made me watch the wall

This draft is full of twink busts. zero good players.

*zero good canadian players

zero good Finnish players, like there always is.

Masturbate 4 times a day and call people who live under the Mason-Dixon line subhumans

based

real pookcific hours

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POOK

Real talk, Paul Fenton may very well be even more incompetent GM than Chiarelli desu

based pook poster

youtube.com/watch?v=rtxn1Gwy5IE

if Kadri goes to Winnipeg i will renounce the jets and will become a nuckies fan

based if true.

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

>Jest

why would sean avery even say that

how would snes fans feel about getting karlsson back anyway?

Because everyone is so fucking bored waiting for the off-season to start

rph lads

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oops meant to post this one
rph lads

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ya but why would the laffs trade a player with a good contract for a ufa who wants a gorillion dollars and wants out of canada, they have no space as is. avery is high as fuck

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Need to swap Arizona for seattle now

not yet

based retarded sharks fans not understanding that /rph/ is a time for peace among all pacific teams.
what a surprise.

how are things in finland?

swedes also allowed to respond, but finns will be given priority.

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probably havent even woke up yet

Can't we all just get along and enjoy a nice tall one together

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you don't get to join in on rph just because you're in the pacific. it's for pacific bros only and rusty peons are as far from bros as you can get

It's almost 11am in Finland

stay mad dummy

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no need to wake up before the neetbux arrive

you can join rph when you pay another $500 million gary fee to the rph committee

the rph truce is broken for tonight

>shorks lost in the easiest year possible for them to win
>mfw rebuild talks soon

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burns will be 35 next season, can he keep up a 60+ point production? i got a feeling giordanos production will drop off a cliff

imagine if dorion was just playing 9d chess the whole time and ek65 signs back in ottawa for cheap

>burns, pavfellski, thornton literal geezers
>jones and dell are trash
>kane signed for long term at an incredibly overpaid contract
>no prospects
>no draft picks
wew lads

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nah he wants "competitive" offers

im expecting competitive offers too

i could see Karlsson going back. it looks he just doesn't fit in with the SJ locker room. remember when he was yelling at Dillon

dillon told him to fuck off back in december tho

why is the name brandon such a meme? the regular way is fine, but some parents like to do stupid shit like name their kids brandin or branden

Canes vs Caps game 7 match threads.

I feel like someone in the t-shirt design business is memeing on fools.

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Hill billy faggot that doesn't know shit about hockey spotted

karlsson - snes, hasb, rags
panarin - nucks, panthers, rags
trouba - anywhere but canada
gardiner - laffs, nucks
bobrovsky - panthers

barring unforeseen circumstances i reckon these are pretty much the frontrunners. there's other ufa's like lee and eberle but they'll probably resign

ded

no job, what do?

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Make coffee

start lifting

sauna

Invade Sweden

youtube.com/watch?v=oBV_wHbe5aw

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i already do

why would snes re-sign him? they know he's damaged goods and he didn't exactly leave on good terms

he wants to live near his family

karlsson confirmed to SHL

they're in ottawa. once you're a millionare you can bring everyone over

Imagine Laine getting 8x9

imagine laine goes to Vancouver

no u

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the jest will pay laine 10x9 and i will laugh for the next decade

>10x9

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>STILL NO HOCKEY TODAY
fucking retarded NHL

you can watch the based wolves beat the checkers lad

minnesota isn't the state of hockey anymore

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Shut the FUCK up vegas

Hi everyone, so I was looking through all the sub-reddits and decided to see which teams had the most subscribers and which team had the least. Here is what I found:

Top 10:
Toronto (84,656)
Chicago (48,446)
Detroit (45,052)
Pittsburgh (40,836)
Vancouver (37,980)
Boston (35,527)
San Jose (31,353)
Montreal (30,002)
Philly (28,166)
NYI (25,934)

Bottom 10:
Florida (4,151)
Arizona (5,685)
Ottawa (11,654)
Los Angeles (12,533)
Buffalo (13,386)
Calgary (14,108)
Dallas (14,357)
Nashville (14,576)
Anaheim (16,120)
Vegas (16,408)

93192430
why is this general so fucking obsessed with this other website?

based newfag

>Chink doesn't know what 10x9 is
Shamefur Dispray

Post your worst

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He said worst

Why did they shoot the confetti lads?

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Remember vancouver's green men in 2011? kek they fucking spent so much money for those tickets each game and literally nothing ever came of it except massive debt

they received notoriety
you still remember them after 8 years

wow that's really valuable you sure showed him

no one remembers who the fuck you are

Laine gets 1 year 780.000$ two-way ticket to ECHL and the back to Mestis. Bust.

WINNINGTON

good morning knights knation

real pacific wagie waking hours

JORI LEHTERÄ TO ST. PETERSBURG

Kapanen to >relocanes?

If you've ever said you would join Dumbledore’s Army. if you'd follow the Mockingjay. if you'd fight back against the Empire: Now's the time.

carolina cant afford him

why is she so perfect?

It’s game day boys

cant play hokkei ape hoop is on

My gf used to start punctuating texts when she got mad at me

REEEEEEEEEEEE

What does she do now?

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Take a guess

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Has bracketcuck done a bracket for the calder cup?

>I love nature and being prepared for firearm battle

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Your bf has a cute butt

Morning greece

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For me it’s the north coast United States

leafs elimination day

>ssm8

if only they had a hockey team

I wish Cleveland barons were back

eh the teds are ok

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Don’t get me wrong I love the jackets but a Cleveland team would be perfect, I wouldn’t be a fan unless they went to the cup

I really hope this series goes 7 and Colton Parayko rips an Al Macinnis clapbomb off Marchands nose and into the net in 2OT.

I'm not having a very good week /hoc/

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what would cheer you up?

my mom to stop taking her alcoholism out on me
and for all the players to go out there and have a good time

be a good son, drink all of your mom's booze

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is it set on a black background to emphasize the darkness closing in?

forehead looking postively greasy

It's the only way to help her

Utterly shit colour scheme

can we go one day without talking about /hoc/'s favorite team?

naw, the laffs run this place

why are the laffs such diehard /lifelongs/?

being accused of bandwagoning is punishable by death

fair enough

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what an absolutely hipsterish question

>2018+1
>still saying hipster
Sometimes I forget greece is 5-10 years behind the modern world

>current year+4
>replying to grease

New/Ny/Uutiset
New/Ny/Uutiset
New/Ny/Uutiset

She gona die soon ya bish...
>allegedly

The kitties continue to prove they're the best team in hockey

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Chiarelli has a cup and put together current bruins..
>it's not his fault edmongolia is cursed...