/tennis/ Roland Garros aka French Open

I'll be excusing myself.

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Who /konta/ here?

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E B J K

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If you don't recognize at least Ljubicic you need to lurk more.

Gasquet

Nadal-Federer-Djokovic have spent a combined 760 weeks at #1. That is 14.5 years. The only time they haven't been #1 in the last 15 years was in 2017 when Murray was there for 8 months. Otherwise, these 3 have dominated the rankings for 15 years.

Haas, although is body is partly at fault.

nah I'll leave that for fanboys like you, Hans.

Is Mirka at RG? I think I've only seen his coaches.

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thiem @ 1.3
kachanov @ 3.7

>thiem never won against Kachanov

hmmmmmm

Fed is 37 and has 4 kids and still manages to make the semi finals where Nadal is waiting. z00mers eternally btfo.

Mirka in her early 20's unironically looks exactly like Bencic nowadays. I bet Roger smashes Bencic whenever Mirka isn't around.

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Hard court doesn't count.

never going to make it alberto

Kachanov never won a GS quarter final

Hummmmmmmmmm

*wipes the floor with Del potro*

No, Mirka was more attractive. Bencic has butt ugly teeth.

Yeesh

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+10.5 games in 1st set

carla?

I'm putting a cheeky bet on Roger to win. Nadal hasn't faced any high level players so far and hasn't looked his previous dominant self on the clay this season.

Even Goofy managed to take a set from him so i'm confident that Rog at least takes it to a five-setter.

>hasn't looked his previous dominant self on the clay this season.
>

>I'm putting a cheeky bet on Roger to win.
bookies win again

>only one title won so far this season on the clay
He definitely hasn't been as dominant as he's been previously. It's not like i'm not having Nadal as the clear favourite but he's shown vulnerability so far.

I'm with you, no harm in a cheeky one anyways. It's not every day you see Roger with odds that high

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daytime television was a mistake
youtube.com/watch?v=RgXdAy98IZA

>struggles to beat stan
>thinks he's getting past nadul

lel

Just you WATCH

>not everyday
Has Roger been this big of an underdog (betting-wise) ever in the 21th century? I checked the odds between these two in their five latest matches on clay and Roger's odds were usually around 3.00-4.00.

nadal is due for an autistic break down

i'll do you one better. i'm gonna save your picture and when the inevitable happens, i'm gonna post it again with the text: "OH NONONO"

Yeah but that's for when someone loses something they value. $70 is CHUMP CHANGE pal

The match result flatters Stan. Roger had SHOCKING display on break points today.

>$70 is CHUMP CHANGE
for you maybe
;_;

hmm

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nadal fed will be an epic 5 setter and the winner will be too tired to beat joker. it's always like this

michael on suicide watch

>Nadal
>too tired

reporting in, konta a cute

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why are there no ice courts?

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Were they looking like... Caro? Sabatini? Who?

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Don't worry m8, when in doubt. Just say "everything is gonna be okay"

lads... LADS

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why are they all wearing the same shitty bee outfits. very mad at this.

I'm not surprised, Whoopi is an absolutely disgusting negroid.

oh my god, what's wrong with american television

>don't nobody know who you are
my fucking god I'm fuming

youtube.com/watch?v=TvnmJuRGF-Q

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they're the female version of SKEEEEEUP, they literally just yell nonsense at each other to farm outrage, it's incredibly low-IQ to pay attention to them

She's a Jew and black, that's 50% tribalism from both sides. Obviously she would never ever recognize anyone except someone from her own tribe.

wait is this the show that some conservative talk host went on and these bitches walked off the set ?

pls no bulli

you ask real nice fren, you may pass

What site can I stream matches?

1. what the fuck? how's this a real show on tv?

2. It's kinda impressive how Whoopi Goldberg is such a ignorant obnoxious cunt and still is nothing compared to that fat pig.

3. It's funny how the only person who seems to have at least a remote clue of what she's talking about also knows what a poor personality Serena is.

serena williams could go on a murder spree and whoopi will defender her. successful black people can do no wrong in her eyes.

bottom text

>dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1418075/Djokovic-wife-argue-Facebook-forgets-end-live.html
Kinda feel bad for Novak, he's textbook pagliacci

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all american media does that. they don't even watch tennis they just know mcenroe or serena as personalities

still my favorite reaction image besides that one of isner being stretched out or tsitsipas smashing a water bottle on his head

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omfg
I think I got a fever from the anger I felt watching this.

>implying djokovic will beat the goat

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this thread need more autism

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I wonder what her opinion would have been if the "queen" of tennis had been white and the disgraceful "nobody" had been a black player.

I quite like the fact he's an absolute spaz.

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>I wonder what her opinion would have been if
the opposite, of course
niggers are so racist it's always shocking how they get away with it

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50 year old.boomer reselling asics resolutions for women size 11.5 shits pink for 80 $ says price is firm but the ad was posted 1 month ago. Should i hit her with the ol lowball @40?

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idk I’ve found cheaper on ebay also men’s and women’s sizes are different if you didn’t already know that

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what's his fuckin problem, lads?

>brutally assaulting an innocent ball loli
disgusting greks

he's human.

are you a guy buying womens shoes?

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why do they do this shit? some of them are straight cringe

was it the guy or the girl's hand ?

It was his back hand

Yeah im a 10-10.5 in mens so 11.5-12 in womens size
So what theyre pink idc ill paint them even i just want shoes because ive been playing with running shoes for about a year

Why do all fed fans have that punchable face ?

a kid but

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All the fedfans I know are poos

Whoopi was right Serena can do whatever she wants

twitter.com/steftsitsipas?lang=en
Dude ain't sane. Or maybe all Greeks are like this when you consider Kyrgios.

BTFO!

Hahahahaha BOY

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>last tweet
>Pastel de nata.

PORTUGAL

wow, who does that?

O-one of us?

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>twitter.com/steftsitsipas?lang=en
hahaha, wtf

Dude's a massive autist, probably posts here as well

Serena butthurt is the best hurt tbqh

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Yeah thats exactly what i said

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Jk have nothing againt poos u aight

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Hey stefanos

I'm actually Sakkari

post traps please and thank you

youtu.be/b3P-b56lufk

Sakkari will never have this huge of a crush on you JUST

i really liked your commercial no homo
youtube.com/watch?v=saQbBjF9OR8

wht's the first question she answered? Estoril Open?

she has not titties look like a man

Australian Open.
lol at anyone having Estoril as their favourite tournament.

thanks. it did sound Estoril Lol

for sure all of us here are 6'3, with perfect facial aesthetics and long surfer hair looks

I bet the Portuguese posters are

it does sound quite similar, yes.
I assumed she said Australian because it's generally accepted as the players' favourite tournament.

there's a larger chance of you being a mutt than any Portuguese poster desu.

Fuck clay and FUCK clay pypo

plot twist: i am
*dabs* mutt pryde worldwyde

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twitter.com/doublefault28/status/1132650347263143936
twitter.com/Galloots/status/1135503935123443712
WHAT THE FR*CK FRANCE?!

Post yfw Federer btfos nadull

>mfw no face

Based boomers teaching a valuable lesson that it's a doggy dog world out there

haha, loser kids.

>it's a used towel
What's the appeal?

The towels are like $50 and I guess it’s like catching a ball in baseball except you don’t have to return it

>be 50 years from now
>go on ebay
>"Towel used by Roger Fededer 50 years ago to clean his sweat"
>$50000

Life without drinking is boring af

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agreed
t. drinking right now

what do you drink?
>for me it's gin and tonic

tfw there’s a bunch of boomers playing mixed doubles at the local tennis court and you kinda want to join but don’t know what to say

love gin and tonic but more of a summer drink innit a bit chilly for it rn
for me, it's wine or amargo obrero, depending on mood and desire to forget

go to the lady and tell her "haha youre really look like a MILF haha"

12+ years aged single malt scotch

fernet with coke

good pick but fernet with coke is a "social" type of drink and I dont experience social situations that much

cheap french cognac

Have sex

more penkos please

*has sex*
what now kiddo?

Shieeeeeeet how you do dat??

>Penko

literally who

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RIP

eu.usatoday.com/story/sports/tennis/2019/03/16/rafael-nadal-withdraws-match-roger-federer-due-injury/3186093002/

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>2019/03/16

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Looks like a Renaissance play or something

inb4 his knee gives in during the 3rd set

>spending $70 like that
just give the money if you really want to throw it away

Bobby Fischer iq post

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>imagine still being a sucker for this chubby plain jane instead of her cute girlfriend

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>Don't nobody know who you are!

Thiememe BTFO

Haven't been following Anisimova. How good is she? Should I feel worried for Halep tomorrow?

Only watched her at AO
But iircn she has an elite backhand

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how did she unchink herself?

what if im in to chubby plain janes

b&r desu

alright lads whats THE BET for tonights 10is

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Khachanov in 4
Novak in 3

Kachanov and thiem could go either way, the same with barty and keys, both would be pretty good value.

Not being world #1 yet.

>Bot 6-0 6-1 6-1 Memerev
>Thiemem 7-6 6-7 7-5 6-7 11-9 Kakanov

in AWE at Vondrousova's pins lads

Rain radar looks disastrous.

I like Konta a lot, but I am afraid I am not prepared for annyoing brits reaction after her success

ABL tier

*dances suggestively towards you*

What's the weather in Paris? Showing rain at start time

Don't be mad, kiddo

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Why Grigoriy Dmitriev and Maria broke up?

>tfw no /TENNIS/

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>ABL

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Her beard contract expired. Same with Serena

>74% rain in next hours

OH NO NO NO

what does happy look like?

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Gommunis

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feliz cumpleanos a mi

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One day we will all play gommunnis together

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im looking forward to a zverev racket smash la

hook me up with a backyard barty stream, cheers cunts

feliz cumpleaños

me too pls

It's raining. They'll be lucky if they even get out there today.

struth I read it was raining didn't know that bad thanks for the heads up cunt I'm off to sleep then

gracias :3

So they'll have to go back to an early round start time tomorrow if they have to cram all 6 matches in on two courts

Blessed rain or whatever is the reason for the delay, now I can actually watch today's games

don't celebrate too early m8

please let the games be today i cant watch them tomorrow

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m8, forget it

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I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roof

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tradition

Martic was leading 6-5 40-0 in the 1st set of overpast match. Then then lost it at the tiebreak...

also 2nd set was solid too, kinda sad for Martic.
Vondrusheva had not lost a single set at this RG 2019.
also, seeing the match Vondrusheva looked lie a big girl, even bigger(wider) than Petra, who is 180cm, but at the net handshake Marketa looked about 170cm.

buy eurosport player, a rich 1st-worlder

oh shit

Got any new Jazz meanwhile? Ehiopiques is fuckin awesome.

Hello where is tennis

why don't they play in the rain, like footballers do?

Ball sticks in mud

Playing tennis in the rain is not the best experience. Balls get very heavy and soggy. Moving around the court requires a greater degree of caution. You may find that you damage your strings more easily, particularly if they are natural gut when playing under wet conditions.

anyone have gif or webm with Halep finger to head gesture?

that's half the fun!!!

embarrassing desu lads

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well fugg

french open sucks
-KyrGOAT and Tomic

youtube.com/watch?v=LDex-rNqwZ8

>tfw no pennis today

I like Petra Martic tired noises!!! might have to watch more of her in the future

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luddite

where are Croatian posters?

ok, Montenegro, Serbia, Slovakia, Chechia, Moldavia, Romania, Greece, Slovenia are eligible too: are women from Croatia looking like Martic or Vekic or petkovic?

i like that pattern they all share

noooooo alize tore a ligament

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Post them?
Post screenshots and webms too!

>that caption
:(

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Martic is super pretty, vekic pretty but not as much as Martic!!

I'm listening it now, they are showing yesterdays' game of Martic vs Vondrousova on Europsort 1, she has the best moans ever!!!

poor sugita

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its funny that we thought of martic at the same day, well i thought of her earlier, when caught the art of her match replay on eurosprot today earlier, just forgot to post this question in time

she have a cute prettiness

yo, when's tennis?

is it the end of 2nd set? She was very tired there.

yes :) she is very tired indeed :)

she was the last pretty girl in this years edition.
Cutest left is Halep now.

>rainland garros

OLE?

why does she need legs? it's not like she plays tennis or anything

Have a weird feeling memerev might actually beat the joker

What about Anisimova? Konta?

Konta is a close 2nd yes.
Anisimova looks too monkey-like, although she has a nice body!

probably won't even take a set if Djoko is at his best.

live images, it's raining quite a bit, it's fucking ogre!!!!

the only thing he will beat is french clay with his racket

ALL MATCHES ARE CANCELLED FOR TODAY

what's the hottest underage female tennis player of all time? don't matter if she's a granny now.

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Anisimova, to me, is the most good looking left, but we're not allowed to drool over her just yet.

they canceled all the matches for today, and it's going to rain tomorrow too.
very OLE, very ronald garos

well, that's easy.
the answer is Kournikova for all ages and echelons.

Let’s all watch surbiton lads

>rain delay

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>Kournikova
right, how could I forget about her

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Makenzie Raine

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Hanchutova? Hingis?(never saw Hingis appeal, but i am a 2018+ tennis follower)

I would say sabs too, but dont want to lewd her.

Don’t be mean

Speakingof tomboyish Iga - i recalled how i first time met Kasatkina. It was Rio-2016 news reportage, she was giving small interview(after R1 maybe) ans I noticed thag her voice and way of speaking is tomboysh

>14yo
>Already a thot
Nice. Just one more b-day and she's legal here.

He's not wrong. At least she'll have more time fir IG thotery now.

give me a link to Stakhovsky or Copil

>Makenzie Raine
>instagram.com/makenzie_raine
hot

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ATP streams Challenger events for FREE™.
>atptour.com/en/atp-challenger-tour

t. elonofthemusk

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>At least she'll have more time fir IG thotery now.
you're right, I should look on the bright side

German Eurosport just informed that today's matches are cancelled, with a starting time of noon CEST tomorrow

holy shit

pls stop rain

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I can imagine Forget seething as he has to refund those tickets.

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Very good prospect.

But I refuse.

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So how much did these guys pay to sit in the rain for a while and then go home again?

>RAINe
Yeah that's gotta be a yikes for me

>no anisimova gf

...

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girls and dogs are cute

also many wtaifus have dogs

That doggo looks like he's tired of her shit

as american as could be

Now the men's semis will clash with each other instead one following the other. Lame.

:)

the absolute state of frenchies

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no, mens semi are on friday

Yeah, and now the women's semis will be as well.

no they will play all womens matches tomorrow, wont rain, but the last 1 may not finish before it gets dark so finishes on friday morning which wont effect the mens afternoon sessions

So are Djoko/Zverev and Khachanov/Thiem going to be played tomorrow morning?

Yes

>there is rain in friday's forecast

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Thx

rolandgarros.com/en-us/order-of-play?date=2019-06-06

we was talking about the mens semis, well I was

Thursday = remaining quarter finals
Friday = all the semi finals (men and women)

Original schedule

Thursday = women's semi finals
Friday = men's semi finals

rain forcast friday could get moved around to maybe sat finish. its all because they cant start at 10 or 11 like wimby

Monday finals here we come

tennis noob here. why can't french open start at 10 or 11?

If only there was something that could prevent water from falling on a surface...

you mean like a tennis cave?

in Command and Conquer there is this weather control station, but it actually summons the rain. Maybe we can revert its effects

>Djokovic will have to play Nadal on clay on less than 24hr's rest

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

they could just move the tournament to Morocco.
they speak the same language and the weather is better.

I liked Red Alert

or maybe even a partnership.
the Dakar race, for instance, is held in different countries every year.
Slams could just become brands (Roland-Garros®) and be played all over the world.

for me, it's all up to Tiberian Sun

> For me, it's obelisk of light

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>one unit mission
>just stroll around a bit
>hummmmm BZZZZZT
>mission failed

>no lights
>no domes
get your shit together

Every time.
Fug.

> Buy an army of flame-throwers
> They kill themselves while attacking an harvester without any order to do so
> Enemy rush my base with heavy tank
> mfw

Just how popular is Sabatini Gaby in world/Argentina now?

This was posted instagram.com/p/ByVI3cSIZId/ 3 hours ago by her and now it have 11.3k likes and 803 comments

out of current players, only masha and serena have more active followers on IG, i guess

i guess kvitova and kerber are less popular

>11.3k likes and 803
11.5 and 819

821

>I fell in the gym yesterday doing jumps on the bench... I rolled my ankle and tore a ligament. Just wanted to update to say I have to pull out from tournaments the next few weeks...

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>tfw no tennis

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this girl is some sort of honeypot or somethng, not fucking way she's 14

youtube.com/watch?v=Zi89eZCeTuI

15 years ago on this day first russian GS female was won
Myskina, G 2004, defeated Dementieva 6-2 6-1

also 14 years ago Rafa won in 2005 :3
young pic will post later

Who encuraged her to wear such dress?
worse than miley curys desu
miley make it because its normal to do that on stage nowadays
jules made it too pornographics and vulgar on court

(who was her BF back then? happy men)

Me on the left

they show Fed Stan replay on Eurosport 1 like for about 4th time for the last 24 hours

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding

god I wish that icepack was me

>2019
>RG half final is Fedal
>final will be likely Nadjok
My dick is diamonds for Friday. Also everything born after 31.12.1989 is worthless, not just in tennis, but in every regard.

post your cows

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Post your penis

>russky wants to talk about cattle and farming
>fatty wants suck my dick, no foreplay
why is it always like that with you americans?

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Konta's coach name is Dmitry Zavialov.

tfw born just in time to fit into world tennis, but did not tennis as a sport 15(15+?) years ago

youtube.com/watch?v=svTMBqbnzts
>wtawesome qfs all hang out in one room and talk
youtube.com/watch?v=Rxsq8RyAvCE
>atplebs all hang out with their coaches or trainers
Really makes one ponder

>literally talking non stop because they have so much time playing babby best of 3 1 hour matches versus focusing on crushing their next opponent and winning in a grueling potential 5 setter against one of the best players in the world

Acquire intercourse

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SwB

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youtube.com/watch?v=SkWX4IGjA7s

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dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-7095643/Andy-Murray-posts-video-serving-Instagram.html
yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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Never EVER not (You) me with gifs like these you hear me m8 ?

why not lad ?

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Attention I suppose

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>Women literally strip naked in front of Trump
How does he do it bros?

I'm not sure you get it, you DIDN'T (You) me, and that's a problem.

ah, got you
I'm a bit slow, but have a makenzie then

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Vile nonce

Based

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do you want to get colonized like the rest of your piece of shit continent ?

Britain couldn't colonize a car park in 2019

Fucking shorts LOL

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DJOKOVIC ZVEREV

youtu.be/Wp3weuWZyxo

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>people actually pay for this for what is an extra logo on some shorts

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I never liked him tbqh he was like the Paire of his time

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I thought it was a set of some shoes, socks and shorts

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He won a slam tho

Yeah but it was in that meme Roddick Gaudio new balls era

getting real tired of this short shorts meme

>iconic duo

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ordered another pizza
>thanks blog

so what is this about? cuz all I saw is FEET

Wakanda pizza?

no

Sorry I mean what kind of pizza?

pizza with chicken, bacon, cheese and red onion

where the fuck can I watch highlights for RG matches. gotta be at least 10 minutes

>wedding season
>family members getting married in park springs, riverside farms and cozumel
I don’t have the money for this shit

just get chicken and soda next time

i know that feel
wouldn't want to steal her thunder desu

lmao this little girl looks EXACTLY like Mirka. Even the feet are a spitting image of hers.

\borismodeoff

CMON

do already tsitsipas webm guys!!! with scared ball girl

and post Caro slow mo webms......
i can add more dots to make it more dramatic................................... literally begging you.........................................................................

>got my ticket from yesterday refunded and can go back again today for free
>paid €0 to watch QF roland garros
Thank you based rain

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are you le parisien? is paris doomed?

FUCKING BASED, she's a big as her rucksack

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>be me
>be working at a school
>be having power outage today
>be allowed to go home along with all the students
>be still getting my pay
>be watching French Open while getting paid in the meantime

Best fucking timeline ever, but I swear to god if it's a washout today I'm gonna murder someone

She wont succeed desu

She is already a thot at age of 14, she have no chance to battle the ugly girls who train to be good player,, instead of train to be making sexy(when u r 14 yikes) pics before and after training.

>no emergency generators
>kids are nonchalantly allowed to miss a day
wtf I thought Germans were strict and efficient.

>those proportions

unf

Wheren't you supposed to see them yesterday anyway?

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wait, they refunded you and gave you another ticket for free?
That's pretty nice

#englishrose

Yeah, had to wait around in the rain all day though
I've saved a lot of money but I had good seats on Chatrier now I have to go on Lenglen so not all good

One punch man s02e09 is delayed a week because of this garbage tournament. fucking gay tennis cunts ruining everything

is the season good? waiting for the whole thing to drop before i watch

The fuck? Nishikori's not even playing anymore why bother airing this
It's much worse both visually and plot-wise, but the last few episodes were pretty good. It's just a nice time killer if anything

Zverev can consider it a success if he lasts 2 hours.

RIP Sascha

Is there so much difference between them?

It's good enough imo

Today is a great day for /TENNIS/ great meteo

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gib barty stream pls help a boomer out

Me too gimme stream for backyard barty!!

Anisimova will win this

Is Barty our frogfu?

Yup. My pick to win the whole thing.

How's the weather forecast today?

Likely that they can the whole matches?

If it’s anything like the French people, it’ll be terrible

live.harleyquinnwidget.net/streamvideo12/keys-vs-barty-live-stream-4942296.html

mood

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Thanks m8 I found one on that site with no commentary stuck with that

Go barty!!

>the amount of makeup on that gorrila on the tennis point commercial
it's like they don't want you to know who that is

>halep
OH NO NO NO

Should've bet on this match.

based Portuguese empire!!!

I made a cheeky one!!

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Lel halep ded

ah the small bets of someone still mantaining their sanity

Nice.

Who /Barty/ here?

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c'mon backyard barty!

me :)
she is a sweet and shy girl :)

My girl

This is gonna be over in under an hour at this rate.

Currently at the Chatrier watching Halep-Anasimova, Amanda's legs are even better IRL.

root for Anisimova pls!!!

>watching Halep get BTFO live
Nice. It's satisfying enough to watch on TV.

wtf that autistic ball girl

Is Anisimova the real deal?

s-stop s-stalking....she's underage

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I want Amanda to choke me out with her sweaty thighs whilst in the locker room after winning her maiden Grand slam

take a picture ffs

Pics or it didn't happen

Yes. Been a believer since I watched her thrash sabalenka live at the aus open.

me

Madison is a formidable foe tho

It's pretty surprising for her to get destroyed desu.
So far almost the whole court is rooting for Halep.

hAlEps legs

HALEP
HALEP
HALEP

I was late to tune in, but now you can have my cheer and win in 3! do it!

Dat serve

Mirka's daughter have the hairstyle of Zoey Perry from Young Sheldon TV series, i liek this hair''she also looks like peterson or bencic

Dat shriek

check her IG latest stories before they are deleted

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>tfw people actually thought Halep would win

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I can't bring myself to root for Anisimova, for choosing to represent USA

anyone save Billie Jean King stories from IG from daya go ;_;???

i might lost them... what if Sababtini was there... i forgot to save :((

please please please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Not surprising to me. Halep is relatively weaponless and is susceptible against any random player with firepower.

are you the only polish poster we have? I dont remember you flag before RG, are you an Iga personal fan or? Kerber's? Woz's?

>are you the only polish poster we have?
no, there is also that guy who wants to fuck wawrinka
i wasn't watching much tennis since the last wimbledon, so why would i bother coming here?
also, nobody is expecting you to remember anything, since your brain is just a mush of manly waifus

Don't you dare lose this now amanda

Ashley Barty's having a party

>based backyard barty

celebration time cunts

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break back now ANISIMOVA!!!!!

Bye Mad, please hand over the KEYS before you leave

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>Anisimova

Can't kek the shrek

Based Hungary barty fan

pls don't choke

I’m hungry for a bit of Barty if you know what i mean..

For me? It’s Amanda.

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Barry fans BTFO

Lmao Anisimova's gonna let it slip

anisimova play better than usually
halep worse than usually

and what are Caro's legs IRL?

please answer

were you present at previous days at all?

umm barty

>unironically watching the world tennis association

Ye of little faith

how do they make lawns so good?

>anusimova

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yes that is the name of the winner

Nice one, halep

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absolutely disgusting

I wanna fuck Anisimova in the mouth

may as well give the title to Konta

IIIIIIIIII'M COMING UP SO YOU BETTER GET THIS BARTY STARTED

Never doubted backyard barty hehe

>halep worse than usually
No. Halep is irrelevant in a match up with anyone with talent. If they don't make errors, she loses.

Who this /chonky/ interviewer

>a fucking aussie is going to win ronald garos...

russians will rule tennis next decades

tfw was born in right era but in a wrong envoirement :((((((

Nah, it's Amanda's for the taking.

What do you do for a living Boris

Konta or Vondrusheva or Barty or Anisimova

either women's tennis is at peak srenght where every one can beat everyone in SF or in R2 nevermind, or women's tennis at decline where everyone can beat everyone nevermind SF or R2

bullshit. she just played awfuly today

what happened to Bartoli's comeback?

Name one (1) russian who will dominate

Getting sweaty now

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Noiiiiice

>dat slo-mo booty shot

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hail putin online

doesn't seem to work on mobile

>barty party into semi finals

Completely nuts makes me proud to be Australian

Khachanov Medvedev Rublev Zverev Shapovalov Tsitsipas Kuehn Davidovich
Anisimova Kenin Bolsova Kudermetova Zhuk Kasatkina Ostapenko Kostyuk Yastremskaya

only

wtf, it's done already? I missed halep v anisimova FUCK ME

>Tsitsipas

>waste a day because of the rain
>still shaky about the weather
>won't start another match for at least another hour
ronald, please...

twitter experts say he is good

Anisimova is US of A
Zverev is German

My point is he's not Russian

post rare Iga!

>Barty is now the tournament favourite
Can't WAIT to make back what I'm about to lose on Fedal tomorrow

half-russian is still russian

oh, well, at least volleyball is on
half of the people he posted are not russians, mate

>Halepenis

Don't tell me you have money on Federer lad. Watch with your heart, gamble with your brain.

Sage advice.

i hope she can at least score a set against the AA

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No real point in watching Djoker vs Zverev is there?

depends if you bet 3 zero on djoko

Zverev's beaten Djok in a few important non slam matches in the past so who knows, there's a slight chance of a happening

>that guy who wants to fuck wawrinka
it's a girl. she talked too much and gave it away at some point.

I've only watched bartys 2 matches is aa playing that well :o

>A girl

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actualy im not sure but she just wrecked the halep

Kek backyard barty has beat 4 burgers already and tomorrow gonna make it 5

>Based barty

she needs plenty of burgers to mantain this muscle mass

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wew Nadal walked just by me

I love her so much

Now you caught the case of sweaty bodily fluids

Umbeliebable, no?

no way

photo?
feelings? thoughts? impressions?

is he muscular? tall? handsome? smell good? emits confidence and strength?
do people around him look at him all the time? was he surrounded by team, gf, press?

is there an aura around him?

but there are no trannies in poland

on training or off the training?
did you saw other ATP/WTA Athletes?
Mauresmo?
Sabatini(she was cheered on ITF ceremony night before)?
Caroline, maybe?

i remember in 2018(august? septmerbr?) there was an USA poster who posted Kvitova from the balcony of cafe/centre, she was in cafe waiting her team sitting on a chair

it was around US Open series iirc

smaller than I thought, looks a bit awkward around people, surrounded by security and followed by hundreds of fans. Must be hard for an autismo like him.

Poland make a new, dude

500 innit m8

...

>tecate
Is she poor?

what's the point of creating a new thread at 500 when the old one stays for half a day anyway?