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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 137 V. Bottas 120 S. Vettel 82 M. Verstappen 78 C. Leclerc 57
>WCC Standings Mercedes 257 Ferrari 139 Red Bull 110 McLaren 30 Racing Point 17
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 162 (164 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 87
>Hund status: Ve think rot automobil saying they are ze sottocani is all a play, ve are ze real unterhundens
>News: Ferrari: "We don't really think we can improve" Zak Brown sees "hints of Mercedes" in McLel now Motorsport Italia: "Nothing spectacular should happen with 2020 lineup, maybe just Hulk" Sophia a bit seething at Vivien
>Chilton did not fully explain his decision to stand down from the #59 Gallagher-sponsored entry for the NTT IndyCar Series’ Texas, Iowa, Pocono and Gateway rounds, but inferences can be drawn from his comments regarding safety.
>but inferences can be drawn from his comments regarding safety
That’s a lie, the truth is that Daly is a way better oval racer and probably brought some money with him. Enough to temporarily unseat chilton
Austin Russell
mmmm oeeee yes hello /Formula 1/. Give me 4 reasons to waste time watching FORMULA 1 PIRELLI GRAND PRIX DU CANADA 2019 this weekend instead doing something interdasting ?
you have nothing really interesting to do "" "" ""
Gavin Carter
What about Eric son?
Cameron Walker
3rd then, since I forgot about that one
Josiah Morris
Why is F1 the most relaxing sport on the planet? Everytime I watch it I systematically make a little nap during the middle of the race and wake up refreshed. Why does it feel so comfy?
Imagine if you face was her official seat at the pitwall for the races. Like you were employed to kneel down and let her sit on your face for the race. And she would take her emotion out on you during particularly tough races. When she is tense on whether a strategy was gonna work and she would squeeze her thighs together making it harder to breath. When a crash would happen she would jump off your face in shock before slamming back down in disappoint as Kimi retired. When Lecute appeared on screen she would start to heat up about and rub herself into your nose. Overall though she is just tightly strung with stress and would be kind of abusive to you as a seat.
Do you think Lewis still remembers when he appeared in CoD Infinite Warfare?
Elijah Sanders
she's legit ugly like wtf do you guys see in her? at least carrie is cute and sophia has a divine body
Bentley Edwards
>Martin was in the middle of interviewing another random dignitary when he was rudely interrupted by loud shout emanating from the pitlane. >"WHERE IS MY FUCKING SEAT?" >The shrill woke you up from your slumber at the back of the Alfa garage. The moment your sleep addled brain registered the words you felt a cold sweat break out. You were late and she was pissed. >You bolted up right and legged it out of the garage, trying to keep out of her piercing gaze you force a Haas going down pit lane to take avoiding action. >"WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?" >You try to stammer out an apology but your meagre words are cut short. >"Shut up. Get in place and keep still. We have points to win and I'm not letting YOU ruin it." >You can only manage a nod as you squat down in the blank space in-between the plastic white chairs. You catch a glimpse of one of the other engineers, you can almost see a glint of pity in his eyes. >The moment is cut short when you feel a stab in your side from the pointy end of Ruth's pen. >"Who do you think I am, fucking Rosanna? Get lower you cunt." >You sigh as you sink into an even lower squat, knowing full well that your legs were going to burning by the end of the race. Curse Tilke and his desire for low pitwalls. >"That's better" Ruth cooed to herself as she lifted up and sat down slightly more forcefully than needed. >In an instant your world was dark and your nose filled with deep musky aromas.
>Ruth never liked to change her underwear during race weekends, something about it bring good luck. >Combined with the heat of the weekend this made the stench almost overpowering, not to mention you were certain you had seen her duck into Charles Leclerc's motorhome during the F2 race. >As usual the race start was a painful affair. Ruth, always so stressed, liked to grab a big fist of your hair and pull tight to calm herself down. You were certain you were gonna go bald by mid-season. >The worst was yet to come though. A botched pitstop meant Kimi came out behind traffic. A series of curses was followed by a sharp kick to your side almost causing you to buckle over. >A late safety car for a broken Williams brought him right back into the fray though and in the closing stages points were in reach if he could make it to the end. >Ruth's foot bounced up and down as the excitement go to her. The sweat on your face had built up in the heat meaning she slipped forward until your nose was pressed deep into her crotch. >With her bouncing away and your nose where it was, she quickly started to rub herself into your face as the laps remaining ticked down. The wetness increased tenfold as you were basically waterboarded by her, >"Just...ahh...few...more...toooooh...go" you heard her moan. The orgasm came just as Kimi tried to defend from a big move into turn 1. >You could hardly breath as Ruth went through the throws of cumming and squeezed her legs tight on your face. A disappointed "no..." told you that Kimi had failed to keep the drivers behind and finished 11th. >With the race over Ruth let out a disgruntled sigh and slipped off you. You gulped in a big mouthful of fresh air as you collapsed to the floor off your aching legs. >"Don't be late next time" was all she uttered to you as she went for the post-race debrief, leaving you curled up rubbing your calves and wondering how you were gonna disguise the wet spot in your pants.
>and WAGlad wonders why Ruth kicked him out of her private insta
Benjamin Ramirez
YASSS SLAAAAYYYYY
Easton Sullivan
>gets exposed by people that couldn't make it in F1 >get exposed infront of people that only heard the hype about he is a once in a generation talent Yeah I can see why he refuses to do anything but the one race he needs for his "legacy"
Reminder his real legacy is running a kart track that kills kids
and that's why halo is an awful thing, because it creates a situation where every pussy can drive, it's almost a fucking e-sports at this point. not only that but it also leads to pathetic driving standards, with more chopping and divebombing, because who cares if one car vaults over another one lol. as usual, painful death to all ghaylo proponents
Yeah, it must really suck being a four time WDC and being forced to accept millions to drive for the most prestigious team in the history of motorsport, having to see his name next to the likes of Schumacher, Prostate, Lauda, and Mika Salo, and at the end of the day having to go back to his loving family in the Swiss favelas.
Poor guy.
Connor James
I know. I can relate to him. Fuck Ferrari!
Cameron Scott
>kmag has no friends on the grid Do you think he ever feels lonely? Maybe he's just awkward
Well, firstly it's mainly a French poster who requests that she gets posted, secondly she has a very god body, better than Sophia's, thirdly although she often looks ugly in photos I just think she is an unphotogenic person, lot's of photos she looks very nice facially, far superior to Sophia whose face looks bad ALL THE TIME.
Aaron Kelly
Were grid girls on Monaco this year? Why FIA wants to sexualize kids?
Hunter Jenkins
you have shit taste
Evan Jenkins
Sophia looks and acts natural Vivien doesn't
Isaac Parker
What does that even mean?
Christopher Wood
Vivien has that unnatural grin on almost all of her photos, and it's quite obvious that she's forcing it on herself
Chase Moore
I think it's called smiling, not sure.
Gabriel Garcia
>27% of all drivers to have started a Grand Prix have a podium >27
if you have trouble they're very available over the belgian border
David Hall
What, together?
Dylan Gutierrez
It's a bit far from where I live unfortunately
Dylan Hernandez
You don't pose like a living Colgate commercial with a natural smile
Jaxson Hughes
fair enough - you'll be fine, there's always some around somewhere. if the pics don't match when she opens the door, 360 and walk away. make sure they don't offer "natural"
Lucas King
are you homophobic? your """""ancestors"""" were happy to buttfuck each other
Julian Williams
Yeah, I found a website with quite a lot of reviews so that's good. Why should I be wary of the "natural" thing?
Anthony Morales
"natural" as an extra refers to sex without a condom. that is not something you want to mess about with.
Isaac Sullivan
That's what I thought, thanks lad
Christian Clark
Wait, what does full service (with A+ sometimes) mean?
Adam Campbell
full service is sex. a levels is anal. sometimes will mean if she feels like it and if you're not too thick.
Nolan Rivera
>full service is sex I would have thought that was a given but alright
Aiden Bailey
they're not hookers
Grayson Cook
>not putting your laptop on your broad's back and multitasking
No fuck this shit and anyone who believes that >Porsche lobbies with FIA the removal of the MGU-H because they are too scared to make their own >Manufacters actually agree with that and are willing to drop it >At the moment of finalizing the decision Porsche goes "hmmmm you know what, we don't think it might be good for us, bye" >Teams then decide to keep the MGU-H >FIA delayes the decision for 2 years
Then Porsche goes "B-but manufacters bad we had engine ready :(((("
Levi Ross
Where I can read about all of this? The articles that I can find quite vague on the matter and uninformative.
Lincoln Taylor
conspiracy theory made up by fringe elements of /f1/
Jaxson Gonzalez
Is there the talent?
Gabriel Perez
>Valtteri,Its James...
Joseph Roberts
>>Porsche lobbies with FIA the removal of the MGU-H because they are too scared to make their own Thry already have MGU-H from LMP1, they just didn't want to blow an assload of money to develop it and fit it to V6.
Jaxon Cox
a fight we will never have because of Volks amazing
Dylan Wood
lads
Jose Ross
Good evening, you fucking idiots
Aiden Martin
Porsches are fag cars anyway
Juan Reyes
Wow, I could REALLY go for some Marlboro™ Cigarettes right now
>"So Michael now you finally recovered from your accident, what do you plan to do next? Do you want to be involved in the formula 1 world again? >fffpt VROOOM VROOOOM NIIIIAAAOOOOOOOW *begins to cry*
Jaxon Harris
Lads, it's just occurred to me that Michael has no fucking idea about MWL and HWL.
Lucky bastard.
Ryan Sullivan
Digits decide whether or not Ham gets exposed this weekend
>F1 is gonna be on at a normal hour this weekend >I’ll have to plan my entire weekend around being home in the middle of the day for qualifying and the race >unlike based morning races where I have the whole day to do whatever I want after
race threads are for casuals, during the race you should watch the race, not shitpost. I just read through the race threads afterwards, although I can predict most of the things that will be posted here during the race
Isaac Nguyen
>Gets an Indy podium Has Ericsson exposed the Indycar series?
Nicholas Foster
I wouldn't shit on a race thread if it was on fire.
James Ross
Only as much as Indy exposed Mclaren
David Robinson
Sato's Indy win did it already
Anthony Thomas
>Race in Canada What literal gay homo stuff is F1 going to pull during the race?
Business idea: random number of drivers have their drink spiked by a random drug. Could be alcohol, valium, LSD, whatever. Could be anywhere from one driver to the entire field.
Easton Gonzalez
The Mechanic: The Secret World of the F1 Pitlane 3 is a girl?
na most akkor vagy valami tanyasi traktorosneveldébe jártál vagy egy elbaszott zoomer vagy, nekünk mindhárom kötelező volt pedig az én gimim is putris volt
I'm pretty sure you need autism to enjoy the book. It's pretty dense, I found if I didn't read lots of pages every day I'd get lost and have to re-read chapters. Had some cozy 100+ page Saturdays and Sundays with it.
baumgartner's magic unibrow power i guess also on the honest side, we had a maniac commentator in the best possible meaning of the word up until 2010 or so, he made f1 broadly popular
mert csak a nagyítóknak vitték le így a követelményeket hogy ennyire ne legyen rang aki jövőre egyetemre megy annak nagyon maximum 2/3 annyi melót és tanulást kell beleraknia a diplomájába mint nekem kellett, és ugyanazt a papírt kapja
ja azt vágom, én kéttannyelvű osztályba jártam talán azért volt kevesebb kötelezőnk de én is évekkel ezelőtt érettségiztem, reál irányba is mentem nem is értem mi a faszért hisztiztek az idei matek miatt, kb szarás közben megoldottam a telómon
oh the sweet delusion, he learned nothing from this year >"b-but muh 2017!!!! he led laps!!!!! he was going to do it omg" so did Chilton in '18, means nothing
Asher Morris
When even Americunts (aka #TeamAlonso44) are turning against him, you know it's over for his """legacy""".
low effort and cringe seth would do so much better
Christopher Myers
Unironically , I was frustrated when he lost in 2010 and 2012 but this isn't even being a cunt, it's just dumb and retarded.
2 years without driving one of the most difficult car of motorsport series on a 200 laps race without practicing something related is being very retarded, in my opinion.
Camden James
Lad, y do you do this.
Ayden Baker
So the light reflection just got even more surreal, please clap
Btw the approved lore theory for digits not working for gimi is that people should refer to him as Kimi as gimi digits actually have an effect on a low-tier SEA halfwheeler named gimi.
Why is he so scared? I mean, there's no chance that the top driver of his generation could be beaten by some GP3 -midfielders in a identical car, right?
>youngest podium finisher in their rookie year >last williams front row sitter >now going for most consecutive Q1 eliminations based record breaker stroll
all chadwick gets from williams is three pairs of t-shirts and an official photo on the website, what a carreer i guess also this is exactly why sophia protests the w series, they basically sweep off all opportunities from those who want to prevail through the hard but fair way in the common series
Adrian Campbell
>all chadwick gets from williams is three pairs of t-shirts
>implying she's not happy to get them >implying she wouldn't be happy with two
