Afghanistan require 81 runs from 113 balls to win
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>Trump is a knob sign
top lel
I didn't see that
where was that?
will Afghan ?
Cardboard sign held up after the last 4
just wanked off with some sunflower oil and a rubber glove
closest i'll get to a vagina
>giving away free runs at this stage
I missed it
come from way above
noncey b ladies and gentlemen
OH MY
>switch to tennis after the 5th wicket
>no more wickets for SL
>switch back
>6th one falls
am I the X factor
Umpballed
Come back when the match ends h-haha
Is it a prerequisite for umpires to wear cowboy hats?
kek
>20 years old and playing in a World Cup
what had you achieved by 20 /cric/?
Come on ye Mujahideen!
Because they're a) underdogs b) fuck the dirty Tamil niggers
literally all afghanistan had to do was no get bowled out
ITS OVER
Unironically had sex. Was just a 16 year old kid when I fucked my gf. Haven't had sex I broke up with her 6 years ago
Literally 0 accolades
>what had you achieved
hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahah
t. nonce the brown nose
>fielding
the absolute STATE of sri lankan fielding
>PEE WANKAN CRICKET
CANT BOWL
CANT BAT
CANT FIELD
CAN BOWL WITH AN ILLEGAL BENT ARM MOTION
Fucking hate this captcha
Afghanistan WILL win this
afghanistan to be bowled out for 155
this is fucking comedy hahahhahahaha
>a block manages to evade a bowler and two fielders
CLASSIC sri lankan chunk
SCREECHING
Wtf this has to be fixed
love low scoring close finishes
>same country that crowdfunded a FUCKING baby trump balloon (that just got deflated by an old cunt) calling trump a knob
don't think she has a loicense for that word btw
Unfortunate hand gesture to capture in the same frame
t. seething Drumphlet
Why would you stop?
Even if the ball will be caught - you lose nothing on going for the run except for stamina.
Cringe.
why is south Africa allowed to have a white captain? Pretty racist imo
reported to the cops m8 you can't use that hate speech frog
>still seething over some signs
kys Dermot
>the American president is in the country for 2 days and already people are trying to inject politics into sports
amazing power the yanks behold
it's almost supernatural
why are they so based
what an absolute beauty. so aesthetic, that yorker
Why does sangakkara sound Australian lmao
It's ogre
>cricbuzz.com
>fatigue syndrome
I'm a fat shit syndrome lol
why don't the afghans wallop
Come on Afghanistan only 50 more runs
holy fuck, SL in it to win it
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
This Malinga over is giving me flashbacks from the IPL final
god I want to fuck all these Lankan cuties
in a row?
and another perfect yorker to seal it. good night, lads
Why does it have to happen like this?
holy fuck that yorker was pure kino
bad guys win
so in the end we got dabbed on
yep, this semen slurping sport aint for me, it's back to buzkashi
Arguably the worst win of the tournament and we're not even a quarter of the way through.
5000 yr civilization BTFO by a shit bowler with a meme action
remember your place awghans
FUCK
Shit lanka are still the worst team in the tournament though
TALIBAN BTFO
i quite like Srilanka
call-up when?
Sri Lanka rising
tomorrow is the day lads
Sri lanka is the worst team, they should be relegated to Minnow status. It feels like an upset that they won against this avgan team
tipping a Pissrat flop
Afghanistan really need to learn to take it easy. Too much exposure to T20 mentality. If they can learn to temper themselves they'll become top 5 easily.
Can this hothead actually lead a team to a world cup win? I doubt it. Dhoni should have still been captain.
>Conditions are chilly and the morning start could mean that there'll be something for the pacers early on. Rain is forecast on the match day, so you could expect a few stoppages
Fuck England and its shitty weather and fuck the BCCI for having India's first match this late into the tournament0
Fuck Malinga yorkers. The man cheats and chucks his deliveries. No one can convince me otherwise.
same as murali cheating.
lads
don’t really give a shit about tomorrow’s game
Yikes, indeed. In the states he'd be banned from the ground permanently.
Very close prediction there.
nice freedom you got there
>amerifat cricket opinions
Haha you think pig 3 would allow him to play for so many year if they could get the least signal of him chucking? And Murali was tested and cleared so you can just fuck off with that opinion.
Apparently there was a mass shooting in australia and shooter killed some random dudes.
I thought you australians knew where to target subhumans.
Sri Lanka won the game, Afghanistan won our hearts. RT if u agree
Lankans are bigger fixers than Pakis. Lanka needs to bring burnt again. Jai bajrang Bali
The white man will pay the price tomorrow.
Shut up poo
Seething mass shooter.
>PETA
yikes
Who gives a shit.
PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
cringing so hard
>Like if you wanted SL to sin
>Comment if you wanted AFG to win
It would have been glorious though.
Go back to your /pol/ circlejerk you fresh off the boat cazzie
Business idea: adapting NieR Automata to film, but with game-accurate costuming, a plot based around the game with the gutpunching twist, no BS additional side plots, and a good cast. In other words, a GOOD video game adaptation.
They would never get 2B right.
Still waiting for a price drop
haven’t played the game but would be just a strong fighter android who puts mission first and shit.
if cosplayers can do game accurate costumes then so can whoever I would hire to do the costuming
just woke up
Rise and shine boro
my dear boro
Talking about face not costume.
Hollywood runs with an agenda and won't just hire whoever fits the role. They will go their own way and make 2B some dyke and that twink kid chinese.
got rained on FUCK
avoided the rain ladw
got pooed on FUCK
damn afghan lost in the end
damn shame
fukk u germany
>find the shit lankan
good night my dear bros
who /collectedtheir$8/ here?
G’day lads.
fantastic post
I BELIEVE IN SOMETHING BETTER
Had to go to work so missed Afghan batting. Quick rundown anyone?
*runs down quickly*
>India haven't played any games yet just to maximise the number of rich seppo indians flying over for the cup
Anyone getting genuinely sick of the pandering? Like I know they prop the game up with their money but they're not even pretending to be impartial with scheduling anymore.
its really grim
money is all they think about
Business Idea; Bribe a particular cricket board to ban its best batsmen before you tour there to ensure a historic test series victory
Reminder that the reason they’re scheduling games at 10:30 is to capture the Asian broadcasting timeslot
>Joe Burns diagnosed with ‘fatcunt disorder’
hello yes i am looking for /hoc/? I tried posting in the thread but nobody seems to be home. any of you seen them around here?
Thought it was just the fact that it starts getting dark at around 7ish
/hoc/ was a joke general we made up to pass the time
you didnt seriously post there did you?
KEK
>kiwi banter
desu with you i only pay attention to the world cup and black caps test matches
BASED
>feels like 8°C
>at 10:30AM
35c here sweating my bitch tits off
Try 45°C.
Eid Mubarak to all my bros
Try 7°C
Eid Mubarak mate
Try underwater
Eid Mubarak lads
Eid Mubarak from Rajibul and I
honestly glad the anti-rajibul posting from nz has stopped
think it would probably be found to violate some law down there were jacinda aware
Hosni Mubarak yo
First time they are targeting in the right direction
It is safe to say I am awake
It is safe to say I am gay
oooooooo
it is my village.
Just want to punch poojibul and break his fucking jaw
Test
it is my jaw
World cup
not for another 6 hours friend
go spend the day with your gf before it starts
Calm down with the Islamophobia buddy, it's Eid
This is a blue board newfag
Tipping Shartma, Shitter and Pooni to flop
cricket more like shitket
got rained on again holy fucking Jesus FUCK
Durban shall be freed today
cringe
Eid Mubarak bredas
Just came from namaz, drank some Kashmiri kehva and ate some cake
Grim
On the way to the Himalayas lads
reminder to muslims there are active Australians in this thread.
I really do not like Muslims. Last night they closed the gym for an hour just to hold an iftar party and click photos. Forced me to join them too. I really need to change gyms now desu, like fuck you asshole I come here to work out not to click photos and stuff my face for an hour.
That's fine, guns are outlawed anyways
they are also adept at killing with bouncers
This could apply to David Hookes and Phil Hughes.
How the fuck does this sport work? Someone explain pls
*clears throat loudly*
piss off.
not a good place to ask
wtf is it with septics thinking everyone else is at their disposal to spoonfeed them. try wikipedia you fat fuck.
absolutely smashed that exam, dare I say it a high distinction is on the cards
had dropped out of uni and was working at maccas full time not even as a manager lmao
sorted myself out though
prostate?
Got shat on by a bird today
had one last year mate, should be good for the immediate future
Dubs and Kohli gets out for a duck
Trips and Dhoni wins the game for India
I'm 20 right now and shan't achieve nowt
>cake
>not sheerkurma
What are you? A Catholic?
that sucks mate
genuinely laughed
What was her name?
reminder that Kashmir is rightful Pakistani clay
honestly... based
Lol look at this autist, finding it difficult to socialise with the lads. No wonder your girls crave Muslim men.
called in sick for tomorrow so I can watch the criccy
toilberg will be seething when he finds out
fuck up spermot
just informed toilberg of this post
your desk should be cleaned out by COB friday at the latest
there is the batter(man with bat) and the bowler(pitcher) standing at opposite ends along a long dirt patch, with the batters teammate on the opposing end
along with the catcher behind him, their is a wooden stick(3) immediately behind the batter that the bowler is trying to hit
the batter hits the ball to score runs AND stop the wicket from getting hit
10 wickets(hit) means that team is done
the field is a giant wide grassy field, and the ball can be hit in any direction
pop flys work the same as in baseball, if the ball is caught before hitting the ground, the batter is out(a wicket, technically)
the batter tries to run to the opposing end where his teammate is(who at the same time is running towards """home plate""", and if theres enough time, the batter tries to make it back as well. if he makes it to the other side of the dirt, its 1 run, if he makes it back home its 2
at the far end of the field is a ring of triangles or flags, dont remember the name, but if the ball rolls into it or goes over it(but is still on the field), its 4 runs. If its hit into the stands(again, in ANY direction), its 6 runs
the batter gets 50 overs, which are measured in 10 pitches per over that arent hit but also dont hit the wicket(think of strikes into the catchers glove, but you get more than 3)
I dont know what the fuck a gully or century or their field slang is, but thats the basic gist
I'm a muscular and elite tradesman who hasn't stepped in an office once in my life
Wouldn't be caught dead in one actually
Kashmir is rightful Kashmiri clay
If football is kicking a ball into a net for 90 mins and whoever kicked the ball in the other team’s net more times wins, what’s cricket?
nice facebook meme spermot
never knew you had to call in sick to the dole office
Ok does anyone want to tell me what the fuck happened yesterday and who the actual hell duckwork and lewis is
imagine being a PPSB tradie lmao I'd just end it all at that point
yawn
>smeggo samefagging and fishing for cheap (You)s
dreary stuff.
like goosey used to do, ask a question just so you can then answer it yourself and show how much you know
pathetic
Should be Holiday Blue or JPS not Marlbones
Plaquemines Parish School Board is a school district headquartered in the unincorporated Plaquemines Parish, Louisiana, United States.
I don't have any problems socialising with people you cunt. I have problems when people force me to join their bullshit events when I am clearly not interested. I go to the gym to work out, not to socialise. You sound like a low test beta who has never seen the inside of a gym
>No wonder your girls crave Muslim men
Is that why they pretend to be Hindus to befriend and marry Hindu women?
>indiatoday.in
but Im not him
imagine being such a newcunt that you have to google PPSB
Sorry for causing you any misfortune pal
I'm a /rug/ lad
based
neet and having a taxpayer funded steak for lunch
This is why the Tamil Dalit BVLL is the solution. They keep stealing our Muslim girls...
then don't worry there's absolutely zero chance of you being one, you're the complete opposite in fact
>tfw made one post ()
>spent the past 20 minutes watching cricket videos trying to learn something new
>completely derail a thread with some ass damaged kiwi claiming samefag
thanks user
Can I be your mate
elite
for me, it's /crug/
reckon you stand a chance tonight m8?
fuck off katwe
fuck off back to /pol/
the daring synthesis
Newfags this isn’t your blog go back to int or pol
For me it’s /ric/
did someone say Grug?
For me it’s rain interrupting today’s game and South Africa getting meme’d out of a win by Duckworth Lewis again
nope
ideal
Business idea find a better way than DL like that golden thing they do in Ipl
ah well, will be cheering for you regardless lad. fuck the curries.
only if it rains m8. >we are unironically a vastly better side now with Ngidi and Steyn out and Rabada at 50%. Also, Saffers are low on morale coming off two losses while India are just beginning their campaign.
grim memories of the champions trophy
No.
can't recall asking you.
GOD DAMMIT ;_;
ngidi completely fucks up the quota situation too
/cric/ should be burger free its only natural that way
hear, hear.
That happened to Australia in 2017
Why the butthurt m8?
Well it ain’t so please leave if you have a problem
you'll speak when spoken to and not a moment before
cringe
This is the post
Why is everyone on cric so angry pre and post the cricket
rude
/rug/sharts
>he doesn't get angry when there's no cricket on
fucking casuals.
t. afl blow-in
casuals like being angry and upset all the time
there's one seething kiwi here who's trying to construct a poosonality out of angrily replying to every post in the thyread
>/aflel/
lmao lawncuck
horrible thread
I'll come back in the afternoon
I get angry when you reply to Microsoft call centre pajeets.
wise.
1600 hours is the afternoon lad
glad these /rug/ blow-ins aren’t around when the game is on
based seething kiwi
It's 4 in the afternoon lol
not in based WA
going to wake up to cricket lads
It's 2 in the afternoon lol
/rug/ here, staying up all night to watch the game and post on /cric/ lads
consider that the end of midday
wow we could almost call this new entity "seething kiwi"
>fucking blow-ins
Based. /crug/ here, planning on doing the same.
the mission bay perv
AKA turd kiwi
40k
Adian gf.
don't think it's lawncunt
80k lawn
lawnGOD aka seething kiwi aka shitspouter aka Daniel working pozzie cazzies into a SEETHE
WODS GOMBUDER?
bit of dated 2015 au/sp/ banter going on here lads
kek
Reminder that anyone calling anyone a blow-in is most likely a blow-in.
blow-in isn't even a real word
blowin'
>watching paki paddle
/comfycric/ off the cards I reckon
bowlin’
owlbin'
Skateneet is my favourite spouter gimmick.
state of this thread
Bit boisterous in here this afternoon lads.
Appreciate it if you could all settle down.
Not sure why everyone's so angry
sad stuff
some mahjong on the tiles
Will El Cucuy score a cenno?
Playing Deus Ex:Mankind Divided till the game starts. Loved the first one.
gimmick's not really taking off ay
bought it but never played it
heard bad things
asked the missus what was for dinner and she said make your own fucking dinner. bit harsh.
Based
if you play normie shooters you're bad at video games. simple.
>not playing Deus Ex (1)
What’s up her arse? Seems a simple question.
The first one was amazing. This one is decent so far barring the absurd amount of bugs and crashing. Should give it a try if you're a fan of stealth games like I am
dunno, did something wrong but no idea what
>Deus ex
>Normie shooter
Try playing on the hardest difficulty without firing a single bullet like I am
absolute mong
very good game
what are we making mate
I doubt I'd find it difficult
cringeworthy
this is the post
I'm gonna order something fancy on ubereats and not give her any
for me it's Death to Spies and Thief 2, the best stealth games
Based. You’ve inspired me to order Barilla.
I’ve played all the game in the series. Deus Ex is still the best desu
Based
give her some warm protein for dinner
>no 2006 volleyball incident
Never played thief 2. Heard it was like dishonored but worse
reminder that /cric/ is a fromsoft general.
>tfw class at 6
who the fuck told you that, thief 2 is one of the greatest games ever made
So true
nearly double digits lads
mental how easy weight loss is if you actually try
how do you still have classes cunt? it's finals week
>those toes
holy fat cunt
I go to UNSW haha
cringe but grudgingly based as well
big boro
Keep it up lad. You started at 110kg yeah?
120 this time last year
you've done well m8.
10 more kegs.
Based. What's your regimen?
no longer a certified heavy
based
down 5 kg myself from a month and a bit, 10 more and I'll be happy
>Josh was 120kg
kek
Keep it up bro. I started at 95 kgs a month back myself, now I'm at 90 kgs. Looking like a handsome pajeet right now if I do say so myself.
why are cric such fat cunts wow
Zoomer. The thief series is greater than Dishonoured.
>mfw the haunted ayslum still gives me the jeebies when I play it
bought a treadmill so do an hour on that every day and only have one meal with some nuts/fruit and shit whenever I'm hungry
also do weights when I feel like it but not a daily thing
don't think that's josh
josh is still fat and balding
some little brown hobbit just asked me for some money, not if gypsy or a New Zealand tourist
>tfw 70 kilos
>no matter what or how much I eat I still stay at 70 kilos
kek
oof
>not if gypsy
not sure you're obese enough to post here.
god I fucking hate uni
you should shoot the place up m8
sa to redeem itself today
might do
cricket on tonight lads
Nice, it must've been a rough year. What's your target btw?
You should do weights first then do treadmill work when you feel like it. Weights and a good diet will help you shed off your lard better than running on a treadmill
I'm 194 so I reckon I'll go down to 90 and see how I feel then, I've literally been a fatass since I was like 12 so I assume my bone structure and other important stuff is irreparably fucked either way
mate have you tried intermittent fasting?
yeah that was my biggest mistake when losing weight
you look like a flabby mess even at low bf% without any proper muscle
don't think I have the willpower for that but 1 meal/day gets the job done even if it's slower
Wasn't exactly fat m8 at 95kgs 186 cms but not exactly fit either. Decided to get into shape before I join my new job.
Lift more weights bro, you'd be surprised just how much lifting heavy weights can help you burn compared to simply using a treadmill. Plus it helps you build muscle and look better.
>Exams over
>liverpool wins the thing
i guess i will watch world cup
Based
it's less dramatic than 1 medley a day m8. eat between 12 and 6 with zero calories in between.
Im more into intermittent farting
might give it a knock
DESIGNATED SHITTING INDIANS
Now this is the post
dropped 32 kilos in 2 years
about to start training so I can get back to playing footy and cricket again
looking good mate
Elite and handsome /rug/ dropping IF bombs on fatguts /cric/
Nice womanly figure you've got there
Reckon Kala and Yudhishthira will be on /cric/ soon
aaaaa check em
mirin those hips
APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND THE BOOTS WITH THE FUR
thanks mate
I looked worse before, once I start the weights Ill look better
>dropped 32 kilos in 2 years
Based
my dear bro
kek
works well. just gotta make it to lunchtime. black coffee is the go. also, no sweeteners, they count as calories: it's all about insulin levels. try to fill up on protein and veges for dinner at 6 and you won't want to snack.
OYE HOYE
fucking christ
looking good mate
Hate to break it to you, but weights don’t change your bone structure m8. Genuinely think you might have Klinefelter Syndrome.
/hoc/ IS GAY
for me it's the bulge
Hlw :)
how are your hips wider than your chest holy fuck
redpill me on indian uncles
are they more or less annoying than indian aunties
Agreed
Shit sport with shit fans
so true
you can watch cricket with us
Anyway SA wins today, bros?
warming to Portugal ngl
awful frame lad ngl
what’s the /cric/ approved mobile? One plus?
I’m an indian uncle and I want to fak ur ashehol deer
nah m8 but good luck anyway
xiaomi
yes mate
had a 5T for two years and I still get a day and a half of battery life while being used regularly and have had absolutely no performance issues
they are nosy, know-it-all and will shamelessly ogle at your sister's butt
Anyone here uses a firestick? Just got one what am I in for ?
thinking about going out for some based Portuguese food this weekend.
Uncles are cool. Aunties love gossip and are bitchy.
>tfw posting random body image from internet brings cric together
my work is done. thanks for the @'s lads
only brown people care about phones
get whatever the fuck you want
kek
Maybe
nice, can’t deal with iPhone battery life anymore
going to buy a new one plus at the end of the year actually
>have had absolutely no performance issues
unlike zachy kek
they also fully charge in an hour if you use the charger they come with
incredible phones
They're all annoying. However uncles have a small chance of being bro tier but the aunties always turn out to be cunts.
as do Galaxy
twice the price
concerned that I'm genuinely on the autism spectrum lads
kodi is so so
plex is a good app to have on it
>phone without an audio jack
no thanks
based luddite boomer
/cric/ is a QC35 II general m8
got a note9 for 1200, same price as the chinky one with the same specs minus the Samsung screens, cameras and quality.
Recommend me some more apps I already have prime
Just got a Xiaomi mi9se. Shits great
having said that, only kids give a fuck about what phone you have
>Pakistan's chances at the World Cup depend on the match-fixing and how they fix the games
Based Amir Khan dropping the red pills
Zachy should get the nonce9.
oneplus is 600
I still use an iphone 4s
i use a cricket for my phone
>he doesn't have the WH-1000XM3
straffo tier
yeah mate who cares about value for money just buy whatever lol
finally got nbn here, very based
i only use it for netflix
kodi is for watching pirated content
plex is a media server where you watch movies on your tv streamed by your server
cool story.
that's not retail price, they're not sold directly in Australia or New Zealand so they jack the price up
Kys richo
but I got the good phone for about the same price. I'm not sure that you're trying to say here. but anyway, buy whatever the fuck you like lol
bluetooth audio is objectively bad and a decade off being anywhere close to the quality you get from a wired jack, and that's despite wireless headphones costing substantially more
literally the only reason they were axed was because apple's sales are stalling and they had to start driving up beats sales
hung up a few more posters. what you lads think of my room?
I'm not happy with my expensive bluetooth headphones 2bh.
When I got my 35’s the XM2’s were comfortably behind in sound quality. Will be demoing the 3’s against B&W Px for my next set of cans however
Gonna get a oneplus7 pro soon
/cric/- obesity and gadgets
Oh yea and you’re running FLAC files with a portable headphone amp out of your phone are you? Fuck off champ, “audiophiles” are the fucking worst.
pornhub.com
thoughts
gadshits and fatshits
looking good mate
bought some relaxed fit levis today lads 60 bucks
hang up yourself next
by the neck.
>yes please shit in my mouth more based apple
objectively better to be given the option and it literally has no effect on phone thickness despite what (((apple))) will say
this is inarguable
with ldac and a some non shit tier bluetooth (no iphones) you will not be able to tell the difference listening to normal itunes/spotify
imagine if you had blue teeth
yeah, but the headphones are still going to cost more than a comparable wired set that's what my issue is
having the coolest cheapest chinky phone in the world won't make you not a fat autist lads.
This is the post.
This is not the post.
sebbo liked your post kek
You can take nice photos though
Absolute state of that kiwi haha
Absolutely based my lad.
If sebbo supports your argument then it instantly kills it
>of food
kek
Apple has nothing to do with what I posted though does it. This kind of posting seems familiar somehow...
accurate, has happened to me. nothing I could say.
how common are fat people in india
familiar how m8
for me it's the nikon d810 with actually good glass
literally fuck you phonefags and your snapshits ruining the internet
66 million obese apparently.
you were replying to me and I mentioned the reason why audio jacks started disappearing, which related to apple
literally why are you arguing against giving people the choice between bluetooth or wired audio anyway
phone posting right now AMA
>don’t like bluetooth headphones
>spaz out at Apple
>lose cricket
>get upset at New Zealand
who cares move on m8
which is funnily
lmao
>asian friendgirl was doing this endlessly
>she's got terrible technique
>give her some pointers (specifically "if you're gonna use the flash on that camera you need a diffuser of some kind; here's a piece of napkin, try that")
>10 years later run into her at a party and she's holding a piece of napkin over her flash; different camera and everything of course, but she's still doing that
I kinda feel good even if the behavior is pretty obnoxious.
remarkably, the top 20 fattest nations are all Pacific and Arab + USA lol
fuck up.
cric's obesity rate seems to be >90% as you're all fat fucks except me and that scrawny curry
>you can literally pinpoint the moment Aussies get called to dinner
I honestly think the only reason she listened to me is because I was lugging around a DSLR at the time. People listen to the man with the camera.
I said fuck up.
I’m not arguing against giving people a choice, I’m saying that you’re wrong with regards to Bluetooth sound quality. aptX is capable of 576kbps and the HD version is good for 24-bit/44khz. Saying that BT sound quality is a decade off is being wilfully ignorant.
what do you reckon they're eating?
busy interacting with the /brit/ lads at the moment
semen.
are you talking to me m8? can't tell if you don't toss me a (you)
>Joshua dindins sweetie
*chair creeking*
*heavy footsteps*
*heavy breathing*
I quite like that big cheese Angus gourmet burger from McDonald's. I add extra mayo and big Mac sauce to it too.
fat CUNT
...
what's for tea lads?
having soup here.
Nevergonnamakeit without a cheat day lads. My go to is 2x Wendy’s 3/4lb triples with 2x chili’s.
I'm not fat though. I have takeaways maybe once a month. I exercise 5 times a week at high intensity and eat healthy plant based diet most of the week.
I can eat like a baconator meal and be overflowing. The choc shakes from there are good tho
sorry but only a fat cunt can eat that much.
post weight.
Weight alone doesn't mean much but I'm 80kg, 183cm and lean muscle. Not sure exactly bf%
I said post it. not type whatever you feel like.
Alright what's your address? I'll mail it out tomorrow
Suck my hairy dick auscunt I'll speak whenever I want to and you can't do shit about it.
58 Powell St, Avondale.
if sa gets more sixes than india, uber eats is 60% off tomorrow.
pls sa
this brave lad posted his weight.
post yours fatty.
fuck that's alright
almost as good as BK in NZ giving you a free shitty burger if a team hits 9x 6s in T20 AND you went to the fuvking game lol
>eating fast food
imagine still living in 20th century america lads
New
>sebbo doesn't eat fast food
ok
>tfw used to live on Aspen St
not since the 20th century m8
saw super size me, scared me straight
nice piccy by the way, who's that, your mum?
more like Aspie St kek